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June 2012 Yenny’s Market Loase Resort/Sam’s Bar Catamaran Beach Bar Pascual’s MarLou’s Restaurant Bieke’s Bar Happy Hippo Supermercado Tropical Big Lee’s Beach Bar El Jardin y Algo Mas Restaurant Chino The Meeting Place Maximillian’s Beach Bar Chris & Mady’s Ocean World Marina Los Tres Cocos What To Do This Month Event Quick Reference Useful Telephone Numbers Classified Ads Costambar Cable Channel Listing The Rainy Day Page And Lots Of Other Fun Stuff!! “I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.” Maya Angelou IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE! No, it’s a Dominican electrician! Really who needs Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey or Cirque du Soleil? Any day of the week you can see these daring souls doing crazy acrobatics and death & gravity defying feats. And they do it all without a net! For us - this is the greatest show on earth!

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June 2012

Yenny’s MarketLoase Resort/Sam’s BarCatamaran Beach BarPascual’sMarLou’s RestaurantBieke’s BarHappy Hippo

Supermercado TropicalBig Lee’s Beach BarEl Jardin y Algo MasRestaurant ChinoThe Meeting PlaceMaximillian’s Beach Bar

Chris & Mady’sOcean World Marina

Los Tres Cocos

What To Do This MonthEvent Quick Reference

Useful Telephone NumbersClassified Ads

Costambar Cable ChannelListing

The Rainy Day PageAnd Lots Of Other

Fun Stuff!!

“I don't trustanyone who

doesn't laugh.”Maya Angelou

IT’S A BIRD!IT’S A PLANE!

No, it’s a Dominican electrician!Really who needs Ringling Brothers, Barnum &Bailey or Cirque du Soleil? Any day of the weekyou can see these daring souls doing crazyacrobatics and death & gravity defying feats.And they do it all without a net!For us - this is the greatest show on earth!

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Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to trysomething different. Fine dining at it’s best! Call809-993-4503 for details. Closed June 19 to July17 for vacation.

Sam’s at Loase Resort & Spa has new summerhours from May 1 to September 30 they will beopen Tuesday to Saturday 12 noon to 8pm andclosed Sunday & Monday.

At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you’llfind great food at great prices enjoyed with amillion dollar view! Every day they have PowerHour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. OnWednesday June 6 join them for a Bonfire on thebeach with a special dinner! They also hold amonthly Flea Market on the last Saturday ofevery month beginning at 10am. No cost tovendors!

Pascual’s on Costambar Beach specializes inseafood from their live lobster tank. EveryThursday is Romantic Night with guitar music bythe duo Los Reyes and Saturdays it’s Karaoke & aBBQ! Also available for parties and events!

Big Lee's Beach Bar is the place to go on theMalecon in Puerto Plata. Oldies music and freepopcorn! And featuring fantastic food by Mady'sRestaurant, now permanently here with Big Lee!Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, hot dogs,sandwiches, fish and breakfast all day long.Open and serving at 10 a.m. on...

Why not try El Jardin y Algo Mas for somethingdifferent? A great place to hold your specialevents! Open by reservation of 6 people ormore.

MarLou’s Restaurant has an all new cocktailselection! This month’s cocktail is Black Russian.Join them on Thursdays for Open Mic Night.

Restaurant Chino has the best Chinese food onthe North Coast! Eat in or take out. Twolocations - on the Malecon in Puerto Plata andcalle Principal in Cabarete.

Chris & Mady’s has all your favourite sportsincluding NFL and NHL! Try their seafood andlobster specials!

The Meeting Place has started their summerhours - Monday to Friday 2pm-5:30pm. Keepchecking their website for new activitiesthroughout the season.

Why not visit Maximillian’s Beach Bar on themalecon in Puerto Plata!

Bieke’s Bar - the first bar in & the last bar outof Costambar! Drop by Saturdays for Costambar’sBest Burger! Check out the blackboards for foodspecials during the week!

Sonja & Hill are back at Happy Hippo! Why notpass by and have a drink with them?

Ocean World Casino is offering Costambarresidents free taxi rides and will double thecoupon in their ad for the month of June!!

This year Canada Day (June 1st) is a week longcelebration with a street fair in Sosua, a liveconcert in Cabarete, a beach party in PuertoPlata and more! Follow the ClubCanadaRD.comblog or Facebook page for all the details.

OPEN FROM12 NOON

CLOSED SUNDAYS

SATURDAYSBIEKE BURGERS!!

CHECK OURBOARD FOR

FOOD SPECIALS!

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COME FOR THE GREAT FOODAT GREAT PRICES AND THE

MILLION DOLLAR VIEW!

FLEA MARKET!!!EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH

FREE TO VENDORS!Starting at 10am

WEDNESDAY JUNE 6BONFIRE & SPECIAL DINNER!

Starting about 7pm

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have beenwith a loose girl.'The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?''Yes, Father, it is.''And who was the girl you were with?''I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin herreputation.''Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner orlater so you may as well tell me now. Was it TinaMinetti?''I cannot say.''Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?''I'll never tell.''Was it Nina Capelli?''I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.''Was it Cathy Piriano?''My lips are sealed.''Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?''Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tightlipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned andhave to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Francoslides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?''Four months vacation and five good leads...'

If I learned frommy mistakes -

I’d be afreakin’ genius!

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When you are feeling nostalgic come to…‘Play It Again’

Much of What You Loved About Sam’s In Costambar!

At Loase

VILLA FOR RENTBY THE WEEK

CASA OBEARINF: 809-837-6845www.casaloase.com

www.bigleesbeachbar.com

Spend today at Big Lee’s Beach Bar Featuring Fantastic Food!

Bar and Restaurant Open at 10 a.m. Food Serveduntil 8 p.m. Bar open much later!!!

Offering: Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers,Chili Cheeseburgers, Fries, Burritos, Tuna, Fish,

Smoked Fish and BREAKFAST ALL DAY!

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipperdown. A lady cashier walked up to him and said,"Your barracks door is open."Not a phrase that men normally use, he went onhis way looking a bit puzzled. When he was aboutdone shopping, a man came up and said, "Your flyis open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.At the checkout, he intentionally got in the linewhere the lady was that told him about his"barracks door." He was planning to have a littlefun with her, so when he reached the counter hesaid, "When you saw my barracks door open, didyou see a Marine standing in there at attention?The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no Ididn't! All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on acouple of old duffel bags."

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Restaurant ChinoBest Chinese Food Onthe North Coast! TwoGreat Locations! EatIn or Takeout!Xiang Wan JiaPlaza Neptuno, Malecon, Puerto Plata809-261-5609Calle Principal, Cabarete809-571-0385

Open Only by Reservation of 6 or more people Calle Felix Nolasco #55, Urbanization Atlantica, Puerto Plata

809-320-8243/809-773-4059

GREATPLACE

FOREVENTS!!

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beerin the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I hadall the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it intothe river.'And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, hesaid, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'Sermon complete, he sat down...The song leader stood very cautiously andannounced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For ourclosing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall WeGather at the River.'

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying ina two-seater airplane with just the pilot.He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, callsout a May Day."May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilothad a heart attack and is dead. And I don't knowhow to fly. Help me! Please help me!"She hears a voice over the radio saying:"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud andclear. I will talk you through this andget you back on the ground. I've had a lot ofexperience with this kind of problem. Now, justtake a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Nowgive me your height and position."She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat.""O.K." says the voice on the radio...."Repeat after me: Our Father. Who art in Heaven…"

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INTERNATIONAL GOURMETCUISINE

&AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you havepassed all the tests, except one. Unless you passit you cannot qualify for this job."Mujibar said, "I am ready"The manager said, "Make a sentence using thewords Yellow, Pink and Green."Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,"Mister manager, I am ready"The manager said, "Go ahead."Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, andI pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"Mujibar now works as a technician at a call centrefor computer problems.

REDNECK MURDER

Two reasons Why It’s So Hard ToSolve a Redneck Murder:

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.

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PASCUAL’SPLAYA COSTAMBARSpecializing in Live Lobsters & Seafood

Open DailyFor Parties, Events & Reservations

Call 829-434-9404/829-464-4071/829-637-6487

EVERY THURSDAYRomantic Night with Live Guitar Music

by the duo Los ReyesEVERY SATURDAY

Karaoke & BBQ

CHRIS & MADY’SPlaya Cofresi

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lotabout how different people think.- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nicederriere but only the most observant will noticethat she is crossing a street.- The really observant will notice that she iswearing a thong.- For older men, she appears to be a respectablewoman - with a nice tush - on her way to work.- The perverts among them will imagine her naked.- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind ofthe photographer to take the shot in the face ofsuch beauty and be grateful that they shared it.- For half of the women, this is an ordinary womanwho should not have left home dressed that way.- The other half will think she is a slut but wonderwhere she bought that blouse.- Older women will imagine the misery that thewoman's curves will cause by the time she reaches50.- But only children, the extremely intelligent andthe celibate will notice that the taxi is being drivenby a dog.

The phone rings, and the wife answers.A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "Ibet you have a tight @**hole with no hair?"Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV -who shall I say is calling?"

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1. Sometimes I'll look at my watch 3 consecutivetimes and still not know what time it is.2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during anargument when you realize you're wrong.3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want tonap when I was younger.4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fittedsheet?6. Was learning cursive really necessary?7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on# 8. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of myneighborhood.9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at leastkind-of tired.10. Bad decisions make good stories.11. You never know when it will strike, but therecomes a moment at work when you know that youjust aren't going to do anything productive for therest of the day.12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comesafter Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart mycollection...again.13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out ofWord and it asks me if I want to save any changes tomy ten-page technical report that I swear I did notmake any changes to.14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phonejust so I know not to answer when they call.15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on anygiven Friday or Saturday night more kisses beginwith Miller Light than Kay.17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine linebetween boredom and hunger.18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?"before you just nod and smile because you still didn'thear or understand a word they said?19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entireline of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting inat the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?Pants never get dirty, and you can wear themforever.21. Even under ideal conditions people have troublelocating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cellphone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'dbet everyone can find and push the snooze buttonfrom 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,first time, every time.

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in theliving room and I said to her,"I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machine and fluids from abottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw outmy wine.

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LUPERON

26' Ocean Reef Fishing BoatGood - Very Good conditionBuilt in Florida 1982Solid sea-vessel Economical 4cyl. Isuzu Good for fishing ortouring. US$42,000Info [email protected]

FOR SALE

TRYING TO SELL YOUR BOAT?GET MORE EXPOSURE BY

ADVERTISING IT INCOSTAMBAR MONTHLY!

JUST ARRIVED!CLEAR FIBERGLASS

7 GALLONPROPANE CYLINDER TANK24” TALL & 12” DIAMETER

Always know how much gasyou have!

Lighter than steel & rustproof!

ONLY RD$2500CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819

EVER DONE ANY OF THESE???

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SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 13SUDOKU PUZZLESFill in the missing numbers so every row, column andquadrant contains the number 1 through 9.

MERYL STREEP MOVIES

Across1. Perspicacious5. Inactivity6. Idiom7. Voter

Down1. Scam2. Foreword3. Adjure4. Quisling

A CRY IN THE DARKADAPTATIONBEFORE AND AFTERDANCING AT LUGHNASADARK MATTERDEATH BECOMES HERDEFENDING YOUR LIFEDOUBTEVENINGFALLING IN LOVE

HEARTBURNIRONWEEDJULIAKRAMER VS. KRAMERLIONS FOR LAMBSMAMMA MIAMANHATTANMARVIN'S ROOMMUSIC OF THE HEARTONE TRUE THING

OUT OF AFRICAPLENTYPRIMERENDITIONSHE-DEVILSILKWOODSOPHIE'S CHOICESTILL OF THE NIGHTTHE DEER HUNTER

Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid.The remaining letters spell a hidden message

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Police Office 809-320-8510

Police Car 809-320-8840

APC Office 809-970-7877

APC Gate Security 809-970-7015

Codetel 809-220-1111

Edenorte - emergency 809-261-1844

Edenorte - office 809-586-9823

Costambar Taxi Stand 809-970-7318

Canada 809-586-5761

Britain 809-586-4244

U.S.A. 809-586-4204

German 809-586-6995

Italian 809-320-7601

Clinica Bournigal 809-586-2342

Clinica Brugal 809-586-2519

Los Tropicos Pharmacy 809-970-7607

12 CNN 51 CINE CANAL

22 FOX SPORT 56 SPEED

28 BOOMERANG 57 ANIMAL PLANET

30 ABC 64 SCI-FI

31 NBC 66 FOOD

32 CBS 69 DISCOVERYKIDS

33 TBS 70 WEATHER

34 CNBC 71 CINEMAX

35 ESPN-1 72 SHOWTIME

36 WGN 74 STARZ

37 CDN 79 NASA

40 TNT 80 JETIX

42 USA 81 CARTOON

43 ESPN-2 83 TNT LA

44 DISCOVERY 84 HISTORY

46 DISNEY 85 THE FILM ZONE

49 HBO

A nurse discovered a safe, easy way to removeticks where they automatically withdrawthemselves when you follow her simpleinstructions.Read this one as it could save you from somemajor problems..Spring is here and the ticks will soon be showingtheir heads. Here is a good way to get them offyou, your children, or your pets. Give it a try.Please forward to anyone with children... Orhunters or dogs, or anyone who even stepsoutside in summer."I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes isthe best way to remove a tick. This is great,because it works in those places where it'ssometimes difficult to get to with tweezers:between toes, in the middle of a head full ofdark hair, etc.""Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball.Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton balland swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tickwill come out on its own and be stuck to thecotton ball when you lift it away. This techniquehas worked every time I've used it (and thatwas frequently, and it's much less traumatic forthe patient and easier for me..""Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't seethat this would be damaging in any way. I evenhad my doctor's wife call me for advice becauseshe had one stuck to her back and she couldn'treach it with tweezers. She used this methodand immediately called me back to say, "Itworked!"

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BEGINNER INTERMEDIATE

HIDDEN MESSAGELemony Snicket’s A Series ofUnfortunate Events

The world is just getting too complex for me. Theyeven mess me up every time I go to the grocerystore. You would think they could settle onsomething themselves but this sudden "Paper orplastic?" every time I check out just knocks me fora loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bagsto avoid looking confused, but I never remember totake them in with me.Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me,"Paper or plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter tome. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stareat me with a blank look.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman:"Where's the self-help section?"She said that if she told me,it would defeat the purpose.

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Massage: Relax, Reduction, Deep Tissue, Facial Massage, Reflexology,Acupressure, & Hot StonePhysical Therapy, Paraffin Treatment & Lymphatic DrainageManicure & Pedicure: Regular & IntensiveBraids & Hair Extensions & Mens HaircutsFacials, Waxing , Peeling, Hydration & Nurse ServicesNatural Health & Beauty ProductsASK ABOUT OUR SPECIALS.Open Mon-Sat from 9:00am / Sundays by appointmentService to the home. Transportation available.#14 Penon St, Costambar Tel: 809-970-7522 Cell: 809-993-2944

RD$955 Includes DentalRD$1190 with Drugs

Big Lee’s Beach Bar, Puerto Plata 5pmBieke’s Bar, Costambar 6:30pmOr call Petra & Marcel Bahr1-809-885-2155

A man had just settled into his seat next to the windowon the plane when another man sat down in the aisleseat and put his black LabradorRetriever in the middle seat next to the man. The firstman looked very quizzically at the dog and asked whythe dog was allowed on the plane.The second man explained that he was from the PoliceDrugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a'sniffing dog'.'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll showyou once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, thePoliceman said, 'Watch this.'He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down,walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefullynext to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer thenreturned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman'sarm. The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned tothe man and said, 'That woman is in possession ofmarijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and theauthorities will apprehend her when we land.'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search theaisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man fora few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time heplaced two paws on the agent's arm. The Policeman said,

'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making anote of his seat number for the police.''I like it!' said his seat mate.The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,sat down for a moment, and then came racing back tothe agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded topoop all over the seat.The first man was really disgusted by this behavior andcouldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog wouldbehave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What'sgoing on ?'The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.

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INVENTION OF THE MONTH!

Face it - you’re going onlineright now to see where youcan get these, aren’t you?!?

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DO YOU NEED A GOOD MECHANIC?Call Ito

829-563-1878 or 829-540-6622(for English 809-464-7898)

SERVICE DONE AT YOUR HOME!ALL GENERAL REPAIRS & MAINTENANCE!

Karaoke TropicalFor Any Event Of Your Choice

With Animation inEnglish, Spanish, German and French

Lyrics in 7 LanguagesInternational Music, Videos and DVDs

809-204-4172Email [email protected]

SOUND RENTAL

Mat's dad picked him up from school to take himto a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for theschool play were supposed to be posted today, heasked his son if he got a part. Mattenthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part."I play a man who's been married for twentyyears." "That's great, son. Keep up the good workand before you know it they'll be giving you aspeaking part."

Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar andannounced, "My wife Suzie must love me morethan any woman has ever loved any man!""What makes you say that?" the bartenderinquired."Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a coupleof sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled tohave me around that every time the milkman andthe post office guy came by, she'd run down thedriveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My oldman's home! My old man's home!'"

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying twodead raccoons.The stewardess looks at him and says,'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed perpassenger.'

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VIVERO!!!PLANT

Open to the PublicOpen to the PublicAll Types of

Palms, Flowering & Foliage PlantsLandscaping & Garden Maintenance

Services AvailableBEST PRICES ON THE NORTH COASTOpen Monday-Friday 8:30am to 5pm

And By AppointmentCall George (Lettuce)

809-543-8041Km. 11 Carretera PP-Imbert

(In front of PARADA DINAMICA)“Just past the fish places”

Three women go down to Mexico one night tocelebrate college graduation. They got drunk, andwoke up in jail, only to find that they are to beexecuted in the morning, though none of them canremember what they did the night before.The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electricchair and is asked if she has any last words. Shesays, "I just graduated fromTrinity Bible Collegeand believe in the almighty power of God tointervene on behalf of the innocent."They throw the switch and nothing happens. Theyall immediately fall to the floor on their knees, begfor forgiveness, and release her.The second one, a brunette, is strapped in andgives her last words. "I just graduated from theUniversity of Kentucky School of Law, and Ibelieve in the power of Justice to intervene on thebehalf of the innocent."They throw the switch and again, nothinghappens. Again, they all immediately fall to theirknees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.The last one, a blonde , is strapped in and says,"Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee andjust graduated with a degree in ElectricalEngineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain'tgonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug thatthing in."

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Ricart Garcia & Assoc.

Lic. R. Margarita Ricart G.Lawyer-Abogado

Cubicle 7-A, Plaza Turisol, Puerto Plata, Rep. Dom.Office 809-244-4519 Cel. 809-757-0814

Email: [email protected]

Specializing in contract law - cedulas, real estate, vehicles

Court appearances for civil/legal suits

Appointments at your residence or our office

Apartments for RentSpecial Offers Available For Long Term Rentals!

Just ask Max!Office 809-970-7312Cell 809-251-8679

Visit our website www.villasfelipe.com

Maximilian’sBEACH BAR

First Casetta at Long BeachMalecon, Puerto Plata, R.D.Cell: 809-251-8679

Two great white sharks swimming in the oceanspied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son"the father shark said to the son shark and theyswam to the mass of people. "First we swimaround them a few times with just the tip of ourfins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Nowwe swim around them a few times with all of ourfins showing." And they did. "Now we eateverybody." And they did. When they were bothgorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eatthem all at first? Why did we swim around andaround them?" His wise father replied, "Becausethey taste better without the shit inside them!"

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting ontheir usual park bench one morning. The 87 yearold had just finished his morning jog and wasn'teven short of breath. The 80 year old was amazedat his friend's stamina and asked him what he didto have so much energy.The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread everyday. It keeps your energy level high and you'llhave great stamina with the ladies."So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at thebakery. As he was looking around, the salesladyasked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you haveany rye bread?"She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Wouldyou like some?"He said, "I want 5 loaves.She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time youget to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in theworld knows about this shit but me."

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FOR SALE33foot sailboat, Glander Tava-na class yawl, good condition/minor work needed, less than1500 hours on new 20 horseKuboto engine and trans. AMUST SEE!Located in Luperon bay. CallSean @ (809) 782-2534.

Costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only beplaced by emailing [email protected] calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820PLEASE NOTE - free classified ads are only for personal items.Commercial properties or enterprises (including realestate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad. Classifieds willusually be run for one month only unless we are otherwisenotified.

OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS)Mon-Sat 8am-10pm Sundays 8am-8pm

Everything you need from snacks to supper!Delivery Service Available!

Calle Principal, Costambar (just inside the gate)809-970-3028

IGLESIA FILIPOS PRESBITERIANA invites you toservices every Sunday at 10 A.M. Worships are inSpanish. Children activities. Before Costambar GateSecurity, turn on the right side toward the powerplant, 100 meters on the right side.

WANTED"Karaoke business looking foran assistant with experiencesas a DJ. Dominican welcome!for contacts call 809 988 1322after 2.30 PM."

FOR SALEAlante Electric Wheelchair 24volt Excellent condition withlittle use. Original price overUS$5000 Will sell for US$1000English 809-360-8552Spanish 809-970-7522 or 809-993-2944

FOR SALE2010 model BIC JUNGLEHYBRID 3 in 1 design Sailboard,Surfboard, SUP stand uppaddleboard. 10ft 10inches,28" width. Like New condition.Lots of extras!!! 6.0 Cruiser fullbatten sail. Mast, 2 sections foreasy storage in bag with sail.Boom. Daggerboard.Adjustable skeg. SUPadjustable paddle. "DAKINE"harness. BIC harness lines.surfboard leash.Brand new"ON A MISSION"board bag($250.00 USD value)$2200.00 USD.Located Luperon,809-517-0949

FOR SALECar: Mitsubishi L200, diesel,year 2005, 76,000 km, incl.Full insurance till April 2012,very good conditions, Germanmaintained, new rear brakes,trailer coupling, and muchmoreMotorcycle YAMAHA SEROW225ccm,TRIAL, German main-tained, looks like new!Open fishing motorboat, 22feet, year 2010, Tohatsu 40horsepower and Tohatsu 9.8horsepower, specialize for biggame fishing!Call for prices: 849 886 1266Located in Luperon

FOR SALESewing machine FY 750Bought 15.11.2011 for 7,000RD Selling price 4,000 RDPuerto Plataphone 809-244-4019cel 829-925-1860

WANTEDgps, vhf, Hispaniola charts,sounder, fishing gear. Workingand in good condition onlyplease. Located Maimon, PP.Eric at 809-707-9036 [email protected].

FREE TO A GOOD HOMEMaity is a 6 year old femalewho has been fixed and hasrecent shots. Really sweet,well-behaved dog. Needs ahome with lots of love but haslots of love to give!Call 809-988-1322 afternoonsor evenings

FOR SALE2 Tires almost new 215/60/16.Sell $4,500 RD and Inverter 1and 1/2 kilos, good for 4batteries. Sell $4,000.Contact: 829-324-3204

FOR SALEFord F-150 V-8 4.6l runs ongasoline but has gas installed,year '98, engine 2007,very well taken care of byowner!!Also known as "the big yellowmonster"$13,000usd obo!!Call Vik 829 864 9420

FOR SALE1980 Pearson 365 Sloop. Greatcruising boat, Westerbeke40hp, refrigerator, good sails.Priced to sell. US$24,900.Call 829-338-3188

LIKE CHECKING OUT THE CLASSIFIEDS FOR GREAT DEALS? ORUSING THEM TO GET RID OF YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS? THENWHY NOT CHECK OUT COSTAMBAR’S FLEA MARKET AT THECATAMARAN BAR ON THE BEACH. EVERY LAST SATURDAY OFTHE MONTH STARTING AT 10AM! FREE TO VENDORS!!

CLASSIFIEDSFOR SALEa lime green jog Yamahapasola 1989 top shape15,000 [email protected]

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A group of Dominican fishermen have created a group to clean our beach They callthemselves The Angels of the Beach. The first day of cleaning they filled 40 largebags with mostly plastic from about 20% of the beach. They want to start to educatepeople of the importance of not littering and will clean the beach everyday. They arenot doing it for money. They do it because it is their home and livelihood. They want toleave a place for their children to enjoy and catch fish which is their only source ofincome. It is in everyone's interest to have a clean beach. A clean beach will keeptourists coming back they will tell their friends what a beautiful beach Costambar has.With all the garbage on the beach they tell their friends if you love to look and walkthrough plastic then vacation in Costamber they have tons of garbage on their beach.Some residents of Costamber have seen these men cleaning the beach and havecome forward with some money, food and supplies to do their part. If your areinterested in donating money, time or supplies please contact Doug Karll at 809-868-0273 or email [email protected] look and see what a difference there is in our beach already!

FOLLOW ‘COSTAMBAR BEACH CLEAN-UP’ ON FACEBOOKFOR MORE PICTURES & UPDATES!

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Fully furnished, this home has two 700 sq. ft.apartments in a prime location close to Luperon. Onemile from town and 100 yards up from Puerto BlancoMarina.The stunning walled and gated garden includes aswimming pool, shower\bath\comfort room and a 15’x25’ tiled and covered common area. Comes completewith washer and dryer and a 3000 watt windgenerator, inverter and batteries. Fully filtered potablewater throughout the house.Upstairs - Seven rooms, two of which could be smallbedrooms, or office and storage. The large verandaof this apartment has beautiful views of the mountainsand harbor.Downstairs - One bedroom apartment set in thebeautiful garden. Just steps to the swimming pool.The living room of this 5 room apartment is virtually inthe garden.

A great buy at $250,000 USContact Doug/Loisat [email protected] further information.

FOR SALE