costambar monthly august 2012

August 2012

Yenny’s MarketLoase Resort/Sam’s BarCatamaran Beach BarPascual’sMarLou’s RestaurantBieke’s BarHappy HippoR&B Bakery

Supermercado TropicalBig Lee’s Beach BarRestaurant ChinoThe Meeting PlaceMaximillian’s Beach Bar

Chris & Mady’sOcean World Marina

Los Tres Cocos

What To Do This MonthEvent Quick Reference

Useful Telephone NumbersClassified Ads

Costambar Cable ChannelListing

The Rainy Day PageAnd Lots Of Other

Fun Stuff!!

Laugh and theworld laughs

with you.Snore and yousleep alone.

- Anthony Burgess

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC DEBUNKSPOPULAR CHILDHOOD MYTH!

It seems that the wheels on the bus don’t goround and round and the people on the buscan’t go all around the town but they did infact go up and down!Seems that the only part of this childhoodmyth that really holds any truth is that thehorn on the bus does go beep, beep, beep!On a side note, it has also been proven thatin the Dominican Republic the saying ‘andthen the wheels came off’ is not a metaphor.It is quite literally a common occurrence!

Costambar Monthly page 2

Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to trysomething different. Fine dining at it’s best! Call809-993-4503 for details.

Sam’s at Loase Resort & Spa has new summerhours from May 1 to September 30 they will beopen Tuesday to Saturday 12 noon to 8pm andclosed Sunday & Monday.

At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you’llfind great food at great prices enjoyed with amillion dollar view! Every day they have PowerHour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. They alsohold a monthly Flea Market on the last Saturdayof every month beginning at 10am. No cost tovendors!

Big Lee's Beach Bar is the place to go on theMalecon in Puerto Plata. Oldies music and freepopcorn! And featuring fantastic food by Mady'sRestaurant, now permanently here with Big Lee!Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, hot dogs,sandwiches, fish and breakfast all day long.Open and serving at 10 a.m. Every Thursday isThirsty Thursday with your first beer costing onlyRD$50! Karaoke every Friday night starting at8pm and drink specials all day! And every 2ndTuesday of the month is Tattoo Tuesday withartists available to give you the tattoo you’vealways wanted!

MarLou’s Restaurant has an all new cocktailselection! This month’s cocktail is a Margaritafor RD$125! And take their ad to enjoy a freehomemade ice cream with your meal. Join themfor Grande Hour from 6-7pm to enjoy a grandebeer for the price of a small and a double rumfor the price of a single!

Restaurant Chino has the best Chinese food onthe North Coast! Eat in or take out. Twolocations - on the Malecon in Puerto Plata andcalle Principal in Cabarete.

Chris & Mady’s has all your favourite sportsincluding NFL and NHL! Try their seafood and

OPEN FROM12 NOON

CLOSED SUNDAYS

SATURDAYSBIEKE BURGERS!!

CHECK OURBOARD FOR

FOOD SPECIALS!

lobster specials! Catch all the Olympic eventsand the English Premier League this month!

The Meeting Place has started their summerhours - Monday to Friday 2pm-5:30pm. Keepchecking their website for new activitiesthroughout the season.

Why not visit Maximillian’s Beach Bar on themalecon in Puerto Plata!

Bieke’s Bar - the first bar in & the last bar outof Costambar! Drop by Saturdays forCostambar’s Best Burger! Check out theblackboards for food specials during the week!Liz’s Birthday Bash is Sunday August 5th startingat 2pm with food & drink specials! Come helpher celebrate!!

Happy Hippo will have live music by ‘SimplyKathleen and body painting by Irina Wolf onSaturday August 11 starting at 3pm! And then onSunday August 26 from 2pm it’s CristobalKaraoke!!

Every Monday R&B Bakery has a BBQ from 1-7pm and on Sundays from 9am-2pm they have anAll-You-Can-Eat Buffet for only RD$300! Everyday you can enjoy Coffee & Cake for onlyRD$100!!


CostaAtlantica

Come Be Part of a New Community for Foreign Residents!

Our Best OfferAcceptance fee of US$175Plus maintenance fee

- 6 months prepaid: US$1050- unfurnished apartments- utilities not included- furnished until supplies end

Monthly Payment OptionApartments available fromUS$249-US$399 per month

- utilities not includedLuxury Ocean View apartmentsfrom US$400US-$1100 per month

- furnished or unfurnished- utilities not included

Hotel Roomsfrom US$69 per room per night24 hour electricity and security

50% discount for resident’sfamily and friends

A ONE OF A KIND LIFESTYLEOn The Malecon in Puerto Plata

809-586-4243www.puertoplatabeachclub.com


COME FOR THE GREAT FOODAT GREAT PRICES AND THE

MILLION DOLLAR VIEW!

FLEA MARKET!!!EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH

FREE TO VENDORS!Starting at 10am

THIS MONTH’S REDNECKDIY PROJECT!

How do you know when you'restaying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say,"I gotta leak in my sink”,and the clerk replies .......

"Go ahead."


When you are feeling nostalgic come to…‘Play It Again’

Much of What You Loved About Sam’s In Costambar!

At Loase

VILLA FOR RENTBY THE WEEK

CASA OBEARINF: 809-837-6845www.casaloase.com

Spend today at Big Lee’s Beach Bar

Bar and Restaurant Open at 10 a.m.Food served until 8pmBar open until midnight

Burgers, Chicken, Fish, Fries, Onion RingsBreakfast ALL DAY & so much more!!!

8pm until midnightwith

ALL DAYDRINK SPECIALS!!!

Every Thursday isTHIRSTY THURSDAY!!

Your 1st Beer is ONLY RD$50!!

Every Friday is

2nd Tuesday of the Month isTATTOO TUESDAYS!!!Artists available in the afternoonto give you the tattoo you want!

And Every Day isGREAT FOOD!!!

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in thehospital. There was one nurse that just drove himcrazy.Every time she came in, she would talk to him likehe was a little child. She would say in apatronizing tone of voice,’And how are we doing this morning', or 'Are weready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry?'Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse.One day, at breakfast, Old Harold took the applejuice off the tray and put it in his bed side stand.Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.So you know where the juice went!The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urinebottle and looked at it.'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of herhand, popped off the top, and drank it down,saying,'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I canfilter it better this time.'The nurse fainted! Old Harold just smiled!


Restaurant ChinoBest Chinese Food Onthe North Coast! TwoGreat Locations! EatIn or Takeout!Xiang Wan JiaPlaza Neptuno, Malecon, Puerto Plata809-261-5609Calle Principal, Cabarete809-571-0385

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod?This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your countryhouse.""Ah, yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there aproblem?""Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod,that your parrot, he is dead"."My parrot? Dead? The one that won theInternational competition?""Si, Senor, that's the one.""Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune onthat bird. What did he die from?""From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.""Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?""Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the deadhorse.""Dead horse? What dead horse?""The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.""My prize thoroughbred is dead?""Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pullingthe water cart.""Are you insane? What water cart?""The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.""Good Lord! What fire are you talking about,man?""The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell andthe curtains caught on fire.""What the hell? Are you saying that my mansionis destroyed because of a candle?!""Yes, Senor Rod.""But there's electricity at the house! What was thecandle for?""For the funeral, Senor Rod.""WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?""Your wife's, Senor Rod. She showed up very lateone night and I thought she was a thief, so I hither with your new Wilson Staff DXi Super Lightgolf club with the Matrix Ozik Xcon-4.1 graphiteshaft."SILENCE...........LONG SILENCE.........VERY LONG SILENCE."Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deepshit."

CM EXCLUSIVE!

Costambar Monthly has uncovered the babypicture of a well-known Costambar resident!We’ll give you a hint - add some more ink anda big yellow truck!


INTERNATIONAL GOURMETCUISINE

&AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES

In a long line of people waitingfor a bank teller, one guysuddenly started massaging theback of the person in front ofhim.Surprised, the man in frontturned and snarled, "Just whatthe hell you are doing?!""Well," said the guy, "you see, I'ma chiropractor and I could seethat you were tense, so I had tomassage your back. Sometimes Ijust can't help practicing my art!""That's the stupidest thing I'veever heard!" the guy replied."I work for the IRS. Do you seeme screwing the guy in front ofme?"

FINALLY!A SOLUTION FOR

PLUMBERS’ CRACK!!!


CHRIS & MADY’SPlaya Cofresi

CATCH OLYMPIC COVERAGEAND THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE!!

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender whoapproached her immediately.She seductively signalled that he should bring hisface closer to hers.As he did, she gently caressed his full beard."Are you the manager?" she asked, softly strokinghis face with both hands."Actually, no," he replied."Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,"she said, running her hands beyond his beard andinto his hair."I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Isthere anything I can do?""Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," shecontinued, running her forefinger across thebartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of herfingers into his mouth and allowing him to suckthem gently."What should I tell him?" the bartender managedto say."Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper,hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fightat the breakfast table.Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you areno good in bed either,' and storms out of thehouse.After some time he realizes he was nasty anddecides to make amends and rings her up.She comes to the phone after many rings, and theirritated husband says, 'What took you so long toanswer to the phone?'She says, 'I was in bed.''In bed this early, doing what?''Getting a second opinion!'

BUCKET SEAT - LITERALLY!

A new Redneck law wasjust recently passed

When a couple gets divorced,they are STILL cousins.


Change My Stars English Immersion Pre-School!What? A pre-school in English for Spanish speakingchildren to learn.When? Set to open with the 2012-2013 school year, Aug.20th. Registrations are already open.Who? Kids ages 2, 3, and 4. Teachers are native Englishspeakers with Spanish speaking abilities.Where? Calle 12 de Julio Casa 38How much? Registration is 4,200 pesos, monthly tuitionis 2,700 pesos.More info? E-mail [email protected] orcall 809-261-5537 or 809-361-8193.

THE RAISEEmployee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?Boss: Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been anemployee of this prestigious firm for over tenyears.Boss: Yes.Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, Iwould like a raise.I currently have four companies after me and so Idecided to talk to you.Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise,but this is just not the right time.Employee: I understand your position, and I knowthat the current economic down turn has had anegative impact on sales, but you must also takeinto consideration my hard work, pro-activenessand loyalty to this company for over a decade..Boss: Taking into account these factors, andconsidering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'mwilling to offer you a ten percent raise and anextra five days of vacation time. How does thatsound?Employee: Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir!Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, whatcompanies are after you?Employee: Oh,the Electric Company, GasCompany, Water Company and the MortgageCompany!

I always go the extra mile.The restraining order says

I have to!

It's late fall and the Indians on a remotereservation in South Dakota asked their new chiefif the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.Since he was a chief in a modern society, he hadnever been taught the old secrets. When helooked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winterwas going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on thesafe side, he told his tribe that the winter wasindeed going to be cold and that the members ofthe village should collect firewood to be prepared.But, being a practical leader, after several days, hegot an idea. He went to the phone booth, calledthe National Weather Service and asked, 'Is thecoming winter going to be cold?''It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,'the meteorologist at the weather serviceresponded.So the chief went back to his people and toldthem to collect even more firewood in order to beprepared. A week later, he called the NationalWeather Service again. 'Does it still look like it isgoing to be a very cold winter?''Yes,' the man at National Weather Service againreplied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter..'The chief again went back to his people andordered them to collect every scrap of firewoodthey could find. Two weeks later, the chief calledthe National Weather Service again. 'Are youabsolutely sure that the winter is going to be verycold?''Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking moreand more like it is going to be one of the coldestwinters we've ever seen.''How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.The weatherman replied, 'The Indians arecollecting firewood like crazy.'


JUST ARRIVED!CLEAR FIBERGLASS

7 GALLONPROPANE CYLINDER TANK24” TALL & 12” DIAMETER

Always know how much gasyou have!

Lighter than steel & rustproof!

ONLY RD$2500CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819

MORE PROGRESSIN LUPERON!

Hot on the heels of the new Row, Row, Row YourBoat yacht delivery service comes LuperonRescue Service!Here they are in action after an emergencySunday night in which a 35’ ketch was taking onwater. After several hours of pumping the rescueservice was called and successfully towed thestricken vessel to the haul out ramp!


SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 13SUDOKU PUZZLESFill in the missing numbers so every row, column andquadrant contains the number 1 through 9.

WEATHER

Across1. Musical passage5. Daydream6. Squeeze out7. InterminableDown1. Retinue2. Dedicated3. Foster4. Everlasting

BAROMETERBLIZZARDCELSIUSCLOUDSCOLDCYCLONEDOWNPOURDRIZZLEDROUGHTFAHRENHEIT

FLOODFLURRIESFOGFORECASTFREEZEFROSTHAILHOTHUMIDITYHURRICANE

ICELIGHTNINGMISTMONSOONOVERCASTRAINSHOWERSLEETSNOWSQUALL

Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid.The remaining letters spell a hidden message

STORMSUNNYTEMPERATURETHERMOMETERTHUNDERTORNADOTSUNAMITYPHOONVISIBILITYWINDY


Police Office 809-320-8510

Police Car 809-320-8840

APC Office 809-970-7877

APC Gate Security 809-970-7015

Codetel 809-220-1111

Edenorte - emergency 809-261-1844

Edenorte - office 809-586-9823

Costambar Taxi Stand 809-970-7318

Canada 809-586-5761

Britain 809-586-4244

U.S.A. 809-586-4204

German 809-586-6995

Italian 809-320-7601

Clinica Bournigal 809-586-2342

Clinica Brugal 809-586-2519

Los Tropicos Pharmacy 809-970-7607

12 CNN 51 CINE CANAL

22 FOX SPORT 56 SPEED

28 BOOMERANG 57 ANIMAL PLANET

30 ABC 64 SCI-FI

31 NBC 66 FOOD

32 CBS 69 DISCOVERYKIDS

33 TBS 70 WEATHER

34 CNBC 71 CINEMAX

35 ESPN-1 72 SHOWTIME

36 WGN 74 STARZ

37 CDN 79 NASA

40 TNT 80 JETIX

42 USA 81 CARTOON

43 ESPN-2 83 TNT LA

44 DISCOVERY 84 HISTORY

46 DISNEY 85 THE FILM ZONE

49 HBO

My Way to Inner-Happinessand to the RamiLife - Program

RamiLife.comNOW the book for this program is available in 3 languages - English,Spanish and German. This book has been suggested for the nextInternational Book Fair in Frankfurt! The Austrian author Guenter (Harry)Eberl has been living in Puerto Plata for 13 years.The author has dedicated himself since his early childhood in a searchfor the meaning of life.From the moment the author unconditionally started the search foranswers to all of his spiritual questions about himself and the universe,his life became very extraordinary.The RamiLife-Program in connection with the RAM-Meridian massage(REM) enables one to move closer to the inner self and to discover anew quality and love of life. Reading this book you will, among otherthings, lose the fear of so-called malignant diseases like cancer. You willlearn to understand your body better. Don’t read this book if you are notprepared to change something in your life.

The author is available every Sunday at 5pm at The CatamaranRestaurant on Costambar Beach to discuss his program andanswer any questions. Books are available to purchase.

More Info at www.ramilife.com


BEGINNER INTERMEDIATE

HIDDEN MESSAGEPrecipitation

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on theairplane when the stranger turned to her and said,'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if youstrike up a conversation with your fellowpassenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book,closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'Whatwould you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How aboutnuclear power?' and he smiles.OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first. A horse, acow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yeta deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns outa flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of driedgrass. Why do you suppose that is?'The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl'sintelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, Ihave no idea.'To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feelqualified to discuss nuclear power when you don'tknow shit?


Massage: Relax, Reduction, Deep Tissue, Facial Massage, Reflexology,Acupressure, & Hot StonePhysical Therapy, Paraffin Treatment & Lymphatic DrainageManicure & Pedicure: Regular & IntensiveBraids & Hair Extensions & Mens HaircutsFacials, Waxing , Peeling, Hydration & Nurse ServicesNatural Health & Beauty ProductsASK ABOUT OUR SPECIALS.Open Mon-Sat from 9:00am / Sundays by appointmentService to the home. Transportation available.#14 Penon St, Costambar Tel: 809-970-7522 Cell: 809-993-2944

RD$955 Includes DentalRD$1190 with Drugs

Big Lee’s Beach Bar, Puerto Plata 5pmBieke’s Bar, Costambar 6:30pmOr call Petra & Marcel Bahr1-809-885-2155

A social worker from a big city in Massachusettsrecently transferred to Mountains of Tennesseeand was on first tour of her new territory whenshe came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seenin her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked onthe door."Anybody home?" she asked."Yep," came a kid's voice through the door."Is your father there?" asked the social worker."Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid."Well, is your mother there?" persisted the socialworker."Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said thekid."But," protested the social worker, "are you nevertogether as a family?""Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door."This is the outhouse!"

I went into my proctologist's office for my firstrectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to anexamining room and told me to get undressed andhave a seat until the doctor could see me. She saidthat he would only be a few minutes.After putting on the gown that she gave me, I satdown. While waiting, I observed that there werethree items on a stand next to the exam table:A Tube of K-Y jelly,A rubber gloveAnd a beer .When the doctor finally came in I said,"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my firstexam. I know what the K-Y is for -and I know whatthe glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEERis for?At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outragedand stalked to the door, flung it open and yelled tohis nurse . . . . .Darn it, Evelyn !!! I said a BUTT LIGHT "


OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS)Mon-Sat 8am-10pm Sundays 8am-8pm

Everything you need from snacks to supper!Delivery Service Available!

Calle Principal, Costambar (just inside the gate)809-970-3028

A father bought a lie detector robot that slapspeople when they lie.He decided to test it at dinner one night. The fatherasked his son what he did that day. The son said, "Idid some schoolwork."The robot slapped the son.The son said, "Ok, ok. I was at a friend's housewatching movies."Dad asked, "What movie did you watch?"The son said, "Toy Story."The robot slapped the son.The son said, "Ok, ok. We were watching porn."Dad said, “What? At your age I didn't even knowwhat porn was!"The robot slapped the father.Mom laughed and said, “Well he certainly is yourson!"The robot slapped the mother!P.S. Robot For Sale

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a manreading a book, and noticed he had his collar onbackwards.The little boy asked why he wore his collarbackwards.The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear hiscollar like that.'The priest looked up from his book and answered,'I am the Father of many.'The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and twograndchildren and he doesn't wear his collar thatway!'The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Fatherof hundreds', and went back to reading his book.The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, thenleaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear acondom . . . and put your pants on backwardsinstead of your collar.

IF NORMAN ROCKWELLWAS A REDNECK!


DO YOU NEED A GOOD MECHANIC?Call Ito

829-563-1878 or 829-540-6622(for English 809-464-7898)

SERVICE DONE AT YOUR HOME!ALL GENERAL REPAIRS & MAINTENANCE!

Karaoke TropicalFor Any Event Of Your Choice

With Animation inEnglish, Spanish, German and French

Lyrics in 7 LanguagesInternational Music, Videos and DVDs

809-204-4172Email [email protected]

SOUND RENTAL

People who live in glass houses,Should not throw orgies!


VIVERO!!!PLANT

Open to the PublicOpen to the PublicAll Types of

Palms, Flowering & Foliage PlantsLandscaping & Garden Maintenance

Services AvailableBEST PRICES ON THE NORTH COASTOpen Monday-Friday 8:30am to 5pm

And By AppointmentCall George (Lettuce)

809-543-8041Km. 11 Carretera PP-Imbert

(In front of PARADA DINAMICA)“Just past the fish places”

AGUA EXPRESS1 Truck RD$350 2 Trucks RD$600Office: 809-970-3547Alex: 809-949-5854Rudy: 809-970-7632

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten marriedfor the fourth time. The interviewer asked herquestions about her life, about what it felt like tobe marrying again at 80, and then about her newhusband's occupation."He's a funeral director," she answered."Interesting," the newsman thought.He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling hima little about her first three husbands and whatthey did for a living. She paused for a fewmoments, needing time to reflect on all thoseyears. After a short time, a smile came to her faceand she answered proudly, explaining that she hadfirst married a banker when she was in her 20's,then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and apreacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's -a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her,quite astonished, and asked why she had marriedfour men with such diverse careers.She smiled and explained, "I married one for themoney, two for the show, three to get ready, andfour to go."

After being married for thirty years, a wife askedher husband to describe her.He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You'reA, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."She asks ... "What does that mean?"He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful,Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's solovely.What about I, J, K?"He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and thedoctor is fairly optimistic about saving histesticles.


FOR SALE33foot sailboat, Glander Tava-na class yawl, good condition/minor work needed, less than1500 hours on new 20 horseKuboto engine and trans. AMUST SEE!Located in Luperon bay. CallSean @ (809) 782-2534.

Costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only beplaced by emailing [email protected] calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820PLEASE NOTE - free classified ads are only for personal items.Commercial properties or enterprises (including realestate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad. Classifieds willusually be run for one month only unless we are otherwisenotified.

IGLESIA FILIPOS PRESBITERIANA invites you toservices every Sunday at 10 A.M. Worships are inSpanish. Children activities. Before Costambar GateSecurity, turn on the right side toward the powerplant, 100 meters on the right side.

WANTED"Karaoke business looking foran assistant with experiencesas a DJ. Dominican welcome!for contacts call 809 988 1322after 2.30 PM."

FOR SALEDewaltDrill/Driver/Hammerdrill 18V Cordless. Industrystandard. Very good shape, butattractive case was stolen.Charger and two good Li-ionbatteries included for less thanhalf of purchase price at 6,000pesos FIRM. Chris 829-931-8094

FOR SALECar: Mitsubishi L200, diesel,year 2005, 76,000 km, incl.Full insurance till April 2012,very good conditions, Germanmaintained, new rear brakes,trailer coupling, and muchmoreMotorcycle YAMAHA SEROW225ccm,TRIAL, German main-tained, looks like new!Open fishing motorboat, 22feet, year 2010, Tohatsu 40horsepower and Tohatsu 9.8horsepower, specialize for biggame fishing!Call for prices: 849 886 1266Located in Luperon

FOR SALEBlu-Ray DVD Player. This isdeluxe! LG model 590Cconnects to your wi-fi, hasbuilt-in 250 GB memory foryour movies and music! USBconnection. Like new, in box-w- manuals and cd for the wi-fi connection to yourcomputer. 12,000 pesos o.b.o,call Chris in Puerto Plata @829-931-8094.

FREE TO A GOOD HOMEMaity is a 6 year old femalewho has been fixed and hasrecent shots. Really sweet,well-behaved dog. Needs ahome with lots of love but haslots of love to give!Call 809-988-1322 afternoonsor evenings

FOR SALEFord F-150 V-8 4.6l runs ongasoline but has gas installed,year '98, engine 2007,very well taken care of byowner!!Also known as "the big yellowmonster"$13,000usd obo!!Call Vik 829 864 9420

FOR SALE1980 Pearson 365 Sloop. Greatcruising boat, Westerbeke40hp, refrigerator, good sails.Priced to sell. US$24,900.Call 829-338-3188

LIKE CHECKING OUT THE CLASSIFIEDS FOR GREAT DEALS? ORUSING THEM TO GET RID OF YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS? THENWHY NOT CHECK OUT COSTAMBAR’S FLEA MARKET AT THECATAMARAN BAR ON THE BEACH. EVERY LAST SATURDAY OFTHE MONTH STARTING AT 10AM! FREE TO VENDORS!!

CLASSIFIEDS

FOR SALEGarmin GPS, model 255w, withSD card for DominicanRepublic. Preloaded withCanada/ U.S. and Puerto Rico.Hardly used, in box 3,500pesos o.b.o. Chris 829-931-8094.

FOR SALELarge white stove GE ModelXL44 propane stove, 4 burners,large oven & broiler functionRD6,000. 500pc Poker GameSet. 500 11.5gram poker chips(3 rolls un-opened), 2 decks ofplaying cards (1 un-opened), 5red dice (un-opened), dealerchip all housed in a strong,lockable aluminium caseRD5,000. In Costambar, callMark 829-712-8189

FOR SALEVizio 22" LED LCD HDTV.Flatscreen. 1080 dpi. 2 HDMIinputs. Only 3/4" of an inchthin! Like new, in box -w-manuals. 8,000 pesos o.n.o.,Chris 829-931-8094.

FOR SALEAmana fan/dehumidifier/airconditioner. Portable, wheel itfrom room to room! Runsquiet and works well. Perhapsthe best thing I ever bought.Beige. 12,000 pesos o.b.o.,Chris 829-931-8094.

FOR SALEKitchenaid Stand Mixer. Black.Ultra Power model, 300 watts.Flat beater, dough hook, andwire wisk, but manyattachments are available.Good for 'foodie' orrestaurant! Hardly used, in boxwith manuals and recipe book.Won't be sad if it doesn't sell.10,000 pesos o.b.o, Chris 829-931-8094.

FOR SALEStanley socket set in case. 1/4,3/8 and half inch drive. Metricand standard. Regular anddeep sockets, all in both 6 and12 point!!!! Wow. In blackchrome! With a half dozenratcheting box-end wrenches,extensions, torx and allen bits,etc. Very nice. New. In case,5,000 pesos FIRM. Chris 829-931-8094.

FOR SALEImpressive chefs knife set inlocking attache case. Stainless.Includes shears, sharpeningsteel, cleaver, tranchelard; allthe tools of the trade!Memorable gift, or kick off thenext BBQ with panache! New,but used a couple of steakknives and forks one night. Allthe rest is still wrapped. 3500pesos FIRM. Chris 829-931-8094.

WANTEDQuad, for in and aroundCostambar, anythingconsidered. Email:[email protected]: 809 639 9393

CCM Mountain bike. 18 speed.18" frame. Telescopic fork.Good shape, but clearly used.Ridden regularly andmaintained. Tires are good.Brakes are good. Sidestand.Presentable. Bought it for 5000pesos and its much better now.4000 pesos o.b.o. Chris 829-931-8094.


WEST COSTAMBAR LAND FOR SALE

One lot from beachfront at the end ofCalle Guarionex beside Casa Blanca

bungalow. The property is on theCofresi side of west Costambar. The

land is 600 square meters with fruit andmature palm trees. The seller has been

motivated to sell due to the airlinescancelling of direct flights from Western

Canada.ASKING PRICE OF US$41,750

OFFERS CONSIDERED

There is a full set of architect plans for amodest beach house available for an

extra fee. Legal title is on file.Please contact Colin in Costambar @

809-449-1819Or Ted Hughes / owner @

[email protected]

Apartments for RentSpecial Offers Available For Long Term Rentals!

Just ask Max!Office 809-970-7312Cell 809-251-8679

Visit our website www.villasfelipe.com

Maximilian’sBEACH BAR

First Casetta at Long BeachMalecon, Puerto Plata, R.D.Cell: 809-251-8679

It was entertainment night at the Senior CitizensCenter .Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to putyou into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each andevery member of the audience."The excitement was almost electric as Claudewithdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch fromhis coat."I want each of you to keep your eyes on thisantique watch. It's a very special watch. It's beenin my family for six generations."He began to swing the watch gently back andforth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch,watch the watch, watch the watch..."The crowd became mesmerized as the watchswayed back and forth, light gleaming off itspolished surface. A hundred pairs of eyes followedthe swaying watch until, suddenly, the chainbroke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers andfell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces."Shit!" said the hypnotist.It took three days to clean up the Senior CitizensCenter .Claude was never invited back


Mike Imberry Recommends

Visit

Open 12 noon till 8pm Closed Sundays & Mondays

Liz’s Birthday Bash!!Sunday August 5Starting at 2pmDrink Specials!Food Specials!

Advertise In

The Best Bang for your Advertising Buck!!

costambar monthly august 2012

Documents