costambar monthly december 2010

8/8/2019 Costambar Monthly December 2010

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Yennys MarketLoase ResortThe Catamaran BarR&B BakeryGym BarLas Rocas Sports Bar & RestaurantPascual Fast Food Los Tres Cocos

Supermercado TropicalSams Bar & GrillThe Meeting PlaceTienda magicJack

What To Do This MonthUseful Telephone NumbersClassified AdsCostambar Cable Channel ListingThe Rainy Day PageAnd Lots Of Other Fun Stuff!!

December 2010

- Like the TSA doesnt have enough badPR, check out their newest slogans!

- If only Homers Odyssey was this short!- Nothing fly by night about this advice!- CM uncovers the real story of creation!


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Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to trysomething different. Like Australian Lamb,Imperial Duck Breast or French Lamb Rack - justto name a few. Call 809-993-4503 for details.

Loase Resort is available for weddings,birthdays, spiritual or self improvement groups.Look for classes in meditation and yoga orworkout with racquetball, handball or wallyball.Wireless internet, big screen movies andconcerts.

Sams Bar & Grill still serves a great valuebreakfast and quite possibly the best Fish NChips in the world! This month theyre doingChristmas twice! Christmas Eve Buffet forRD$300 on Dec 24 and Traditional ChristmasDinner on Dec 25. Join Quiz Nite on Fridays andtake your chances eating something mysteriouson Saturday nights! Check the chalkboard fordaily specials! The place for good food, goodfriends and good fun!

The Meeting Place is your source for popularnovels, childrens book & guidebooks! And theyalso specialize in books with DR related content!Check out their blog at www.meetingplace-dr.com for more info on activities such astheatre classes and pilates.

At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach there isLive Music every Sunday starting between 3:30 &5pm! Conversational Spanish classes held everyweekend. They also hold a monthly Flea Marketon the last Saturday of every month beginning at10am. No cost to vendors! Like they say - yourtrash could be someone elses treasure!

R&B German Bakery offers the best all daybreakfast in town! While there check out theirfreshly baked breads, different meals anddelicious dessserts. NEW at R&B - GourmetGerman Food Products!! Wireless internet! Thismonth they are holding an incredible ChristmasBuffet on both December 24th and 25th!

COSTAMBAR MONTHLY

Contact UsTel: 809-970-7507Cell: 809-449-1820

Email:costambarmonthly

@yahoo.ca

PLEASE NOTE - No new ads or changes will beaccepted within 4 days of the end of the month.

Gym Bar in Costambar has Pool & Blues onFridays from 8pm and Karaoke every Saturday at9pm. Every Thursday is games night. New onMondays - Value Night!! And dont forget tomake your reservation for Louises popularChristmas Dinner!! And why not check out whatthey have in store for New Years Eve?!?! Servingbreakfast from 7:30-11am and dinner from 5:30-

8:30pm.

Texas Bobbys Takeout is the place in PuertoPlata to get American Style takeout food atgreat prices!

Pascuals Fast Food on Costambar Beachspecializes in seafood from their live lobstertank. Join them every Friday night for a BeachParty starting at 7pm.

Does dinner and dancing sound like just the wayyou want to spend your New Years Eve? ThenLas Rocas Sports Bar & Restaurant is the placeyou want to be! The party starts at 7pm andthey are offering 3 different dinner options andmuch more!

The other day I sent my girlfrienda huge pile of snow. Then I rang her upand asked,Did you get my drift?


3/16

CLASSIFIEDS

FOR SALE

15HP Johnson outboard motor. Short shaft,good runner,US$800 Call 809-449-1819

FOR SALE

"Safeguard" safe, 15"x19"x14"h. Combination and key.$4500. Photo Mike 809 586 7234.

FOR SALE

Nice Custom Bike - Honda Shadow 1100. Many details,better have a look. Bike is in Cofresi near to PP Contact:

1-809-696-2432 [email protected]

FOR SALE

Mitsubishi Montero Jeep, 1986, 4 wheel drive, white,3-doors for sale, gasoline or propane, 80000 pesos nego-tiable. Look at it in Luperon. Call 829 810 1512.

FOR SALE

Bathroom Scales. Brand new, duplicated purchase fromUSA. 0-300 lbs dial readout. 500 pesosCall 809-873-4474

FOR SALE

2000 Suzuki Grand Vitara, 150,000kms, very good condi-tion. RD$250,000 negotiable. Call 829-499-2479 oremail [email protected]

Costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only be

placed by emailing [email protected]

Or calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820

PLEASE NOTE - free classified ads are only for personal

items. Commercial properties or enterprises (including

real estate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad.

Classifieds will usually be run for one month only unless

we are otherwise notified.

FOR SALE

Samsung LCD 32, almost new, RD$15000Viewsat Satellite Receiver Lite RD$2000External hard drive 500gb RD$4000External hard drive 200gb RD$2000Call 829-887-5543

FOR SALE

Large GE refrigerator and large Whirlpool stove with 4burners and grill. 5 years old. Excellent condition. A lit-tle paint touch up wouldnt hurt. Make an appointment.

Make an offer!!Call 809-970-7123 or email [email protected]

LIKE CHECKING OUT THE CLASSIFIEDS FOR

GREAT DEALS? OR USING THEM TO GET RID

OF YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS? THEN WHY

NOT CHECK OUT COSTAMBARS NEW FLEA

MARKET AT THE CATAMARAN BAR ON THE

BEACH. EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE

MONTH STARTING AT 10AM! FREE TO

VENDORS!!!

VILLA Right on the beach, 5 bdrs., large familyroom overlooking the pool and the ocean. Thisproperty is on 4 lots and well priced. US$385,000CASETTA - 2bdrs., 2 Bthrs, and family room righton ocean with room to build a pool. US$200,000

CONDO 2 Bdr., 2 Bthrs.with two living rooms on 2floors, with pool in well maintained bldg. US$89,000CASETTA 2 bdrs., 2 bthrs. near beach, in excel-lent condition. Fully furnished and ready to move in.US$149,000CONDO large 2 bdrs., den, 2 bthrs., with apanoramic view of the ocean, and excellent condi-tion. U.S.$ 65,000.00CONDO 2 bdrs., 2 bthrs., with large balcony infront of the beach with a pool. Fully furnished.US$135,000

ENQUIRE ABOUT OTHER PROPERTIES

AND RENTALS

It's winter in CanadaAnd the gentle breezes blow

Seventy miles an hourAt thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love CanadaWhen the snow's up to your buttYou take a breath of winterAnd your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderfulSo I guess I'll hang aroundI could never leave Canada

Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!

SOLD


4/16

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FOR DETAILED INFORMATION

Have you seen something incredible on a motorbike?

Get a picture and send it to [email protected]

And well print it in a future issue.

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Last month our very own CaptainRaymondo left Luperon to join the Roundthe Island sailing regatta which starts atBoca Chica and ends Santo Domingo.Raymondo, who is 73 years old, was ac-companied by 70 year old Gregorio and a

young Nowegian kid named Dag whothey found loafing around Puerto BlancoMarina.After returning to Luperon a couple oftimes due to rigging and sail problemsthey managed to make it to Samana andwaited for the fleet there.On Wednesday November 24th the Re-gatta left Samana for the 24 hour sail toOcean World Marina near Puerto Plata.

Odyssey finished third on this leg but had tobe towed into the marina due to a rope in theprop. Once safe inside the marina other prob-lems with the engine were found, and afterfailing to repair the engine, the regatta had to

be abandoned.This trip underlines the problems of neglectingyour vessel at anchor. More sailors should usetheir boats more often, even if only for a daysail.Odyssey, a 35 foot Contessa, has in the pastraced and sailed off South Africa as well asmany other venues.

Pictures and story by Boat Colin

NOT EVERY BOAT IN LUPERON HAS GROWN ROOTS!!

Being towed in at Ocean World Marina

The crew is all smiles in spite of bad luck!

SAY YOU

SAW IT IN

COSTAMBAR

MONTHLY!

What nationality

is Santa Claus?North Polish!!


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Police Office 809-320-8510

Police Car 809-320-8840

APC Office 809-970-7877

APC Gate Security 809-970-7015

Codetel 809-220-1111

Edenorte - emergency 809-261-1844

Edenorte - office 809-586-9823

Costambar Taxi Stand 809-970-7318

Canada 809-586-5761

Britain 809-586-4244

U.S.A. 809-586-4204

German 809-586-6995

Italian 809-320-7601

Clinica Bournigal 809-586-2342

Clinica Brugal 809-586-2519

Los Tropicos Pharmacy 809-970-7607

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12 CNN 51 CINE CANAL

22 FOX SPORT 56 SPEED

28 BOOMERANG 57 ANIMAL PLANET

30 ABC 64 SCI-FI

31 NBC 66 FOOD

32 CBS 69 DISCOVERY KIDS

33 TBS 70 WEATHER

34 CNBC 71 CINEMAX

35 ESPN-1 72 SHOWTIME

36 WGN 74 STARZ

37 CDN 79 NASA

40 TNT 80 JETIX

42 USA 81 CARTOON

43 ESPN-2 83 TNT LA

44 DISCOVERY 84 HISTORY

46 DISNEY 85 THE FILM ZONE

49 HBO

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than

a kid. Sing along with these new takes on oldfavourites:Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of porridge and tarOn the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to meLater on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaimOlive, the other reindeer.

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I saySleep in heavenly peasIn the meadow we can build a snowman, Thenpretend that he is sparse and brownYou'll go down in listerineOh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and

hayCome, froggy faithful

You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"Good tidings we bring to you and your kid


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SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 14SUDOKU PUZZLES

Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column and

quadrant contains the number 1 through 9.

CHRISTMAS

1. Of general appeal

5. Excel

6. Ring-shaped

7. Misprint

1. Section of text

2. Spouse

3. Pamphlet

4. Dais


9/16

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Calle Principal, Costambar

Tel: 809-970-3028

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Email:costambarmonthly

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AND PRESSURE WASHING

OF BUILDINGS AND HOUSES

Client References Available

General Maintenance Work Also

Jesus Mendez

809-970-7276

809-451-5379 cell

Retired English TeacherNow Living in Costambar

Available for Tutoring beginning January 2011English as a Second Language

Homework AssistanceExam Preparation


10/16

Want Free Calls to the U.S. And Canada?magicJack gives you a US or Canadian phonenumber in the Dominican Republic!Starting at less than RD$1 for calls to Europe.Use a headset or connect to a cordless phone.magicJack RD$1900. Cordless phone RD$1500.

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[email protected] 809-440-4412

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49 Calle Separacion Puerto Plata Dominican RepublicNear HKM Printing Just a few blocks south of Central Park

Texas Bobbys TakeoutAmerican Take Out Food Served Texas Style

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BREAKFAST SERVED ANYTIME!

Breakfast #1 RD$1002 eggs with 3 pieces of bacon, roll, home

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HAM AND EGG SANDWICH RD$30BACON AND EGG SANDWICH RD$40

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with Fries

RD$140

OPEN MONDAY TO SATURDAY 8AM-2PM & 5PM-8PM CLOSED SUNDAYS

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the daybefore Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin yourday but I have to tell you that your mother and Iare divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.We can't stand the sight of each other any longerthe father says. We're sick of each other and I'm

sick of talking about this, so you call your sister inLeeds and tell her.Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodeson the phone. Like hell they're getting divorced!she shouts, I'll take care of this!She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her

father You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do asingle thing until I get there. I'm calling my brotherback, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? and hangs

up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to hiswife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - andthey're paying their own way.'


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At a monastery high in the mountains, the monkshave a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas, andonly by one monk, and only with one sentence, is

the vow allowed to be broken.One Christmas, Brother Thomas is allowed tospeak and he says, "I like the mashed potatoes we

have with the Christmas turkey!" and he sitsdown.Silence ensues for 365 days.The next Christmas, Brother Michael gets his turn,and he says "I think the mashed potatoes arelumpy and I hate them!"Once again, silence for 366 days (it's leap year).The following Christmas, Brother Paul rises andsays, "I am fed up with this constant bickering!"


12/16

SPECIALTY!

LIVE LOBSTER TANK!

SEAFOOD!

BEACH PARTY

EVERY FRIDAY

STARTING 7PM!!

HAPPY HOUR WITH

FREE SNACKS

5-6PM!!

Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.Mulder: Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas fir, truncated, mount-ed, transformed into some sort of shrine; halls decked with boughs of holly;stockings hung by the chimney, with care.Scully: You really think someone's been here?

Mulder: Someone or some thing.Scully: Mulder, over here--it's fruitcake.Mulder: Don't touch it! Those things can be lethal.Scully: It's O.K. There's a note attached: "Gonna find out who's naughty andnice."Mulder: It's judging them, Scully. It's making a list.Scully: Who? What are you talking about?Mulder: Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity who could travelat great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants. Once each year, nearthe winter solstice, this creature is said to descend from the heavens to re-ward its followers and punish its disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite.

Scully: But that's legend, Mulder--a story told by parents to frighten children.Surely, you don't believe it?Mulder: Something was here tonight, Scully. Check out the bite marks on thisgingerbread man. Whatever tore through this plate of cookies was massive --and in a hurry.Scully: It left crumbs everywhere. And look, Mulder, this milk glass has beencompletely drained.Mulder: It gorged itself, Scully. It fed without remorse.Scully: But why would they leave it milk and cookies?Mulder: Appeasement. Tonight is the Eve, and nothing can stop its wilding.

Scully: But if this thing does exist, how did it get in? The doors and windowswere locked. There's no sign of forced entry.Mulder: Unless I miss my guess, it came through the fireplace.Scully: Wait a minute, Mulder. If you are saying some huge creature landedon the roof and came down the chimney, you're crazy. The flue is barely sixinches wide. Nothing could get through there.Mulder: But what if it could alter its shape, move in all directions.Scully: You mean, like a bowl full of jelly?Mulder: Exactly. Scully, I've never told anyone this, but when I was a child myhome was visited. I saw the creature. It had long white strips of fur surround-ing its ruddy, misshapen head. Its bloated torso was red and white. I'll never

forget the horror. I turned away, and when I looked back it had somehow takenon the facial features of my father.Scully: Impossible.Mulder: I know what I saw. And that night it read my mind. It brought me aMr. Potato Head, Scully. IT KNEW I WANTED A MR. POTATO HEAD. Scully:I'm sorry, Mulder, but you're asking me to disregard the laws of physics. Youwant me to believe in some supernatural being who soars across the skies andbrings gifts to good little girls and boys. Listen to what you are saying. Do youunderstand the repercussions? If this gets out, they'll close the X-files.Mulder: Scully, listen to me: It knows when you are sleeping. It knows when

you're awake.Scully: But we have no proof.Mulder: Last year, on this exact date, S.E.T.I. radio telescopes detected bo-geys in the airspace over twenty-seven states. The White House ordered aCondition Red.Scully: But that was a meteor shower.Mulder: Officially. Two days ago, eight prized Scandinavian reindeer vanished

from the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. Nobody - not even the zookeeper- was told about it. The government doesn't want people to know about Proj-ect Kringle. They fear that if this thing is proved to exist, then the publicwould stop spending half its annual income in a holiday shopping frenzy. Re-tail markets will collapse. Scully, they cannot let the world believe this crea-ture lives. There's too much at stake. They'll do whatever it takes to insureanother silent night.Scully: Mulder, I... On the roof. It sounds like . . . a clatter.Mulder: The truth is up there. Let's see what's the matter...


13/16

GOT A FLY IN YOUR OINTMENT?

We recently went out to a restaurant with some

friends for Sunday breakfast, and while we sat in

the patio, we happened to notice ZIPLOC baggies

attached to the restaurant's patio wall. The bags

were half-filled with water, each bag contained

four pennies, and were all zipped shut. Out of curi-

osity, we asked the waiter about the baggies. We

were told that they kept the flies away. Naturally,

we became even more curious. So we actually

watched. Sure enough, some flies came in the

open window, and then flew out again, and there

were absolutely no flies in the open patio eating

area the entire time we were in the restaurant!

Upon getting home, I checked it out on Google

and saw several comments from various people

who swore that ZIPLOC baggies half-filled withwater and a few pennies when attached over en-

tryways will repel flies. Some commented that it

also works for wasps.

One particular comment on Google shed light on

how and why it works. The comment posted on

5/26/2009 said:

My research found that each of the millions of

molecules of water presents its own prism ef-

fect and given that flies have a lot of eyes, to

them it's like a zillion disco balls reflecting

light, colors and movement in a dizzying man-

ner. When you figure that flies are basically

prey for many other bugs, animals, birds, etc.,

they simply won't take the risk of being around

that much perceived action. I moved to a rural

area and I thought these "hillbillies" were just

yanking my city boy chain but I tried it, and it

worked immediately. We went from hundreds

of flies to seeing an occasional one, but itdidn't hang around long.

This is surely a new twist to fly control. It's hard to

believe but it works. If you have problem with flies,

it would be worth a try.

Thanks to Dorne for submitting this!

SAY YOU

SAW IT IN

COSTAMBAR

MONTHLY!


14/16

BEGINNER INTERMEDIATE

HIDDEN MESSAGETis the season to be jolly

Shrimp Cocktail , Smoked Fish, Matjes Filet,

Roasted Pork , Red cabbage, Sausages, Kraut,Leberkse (German Meat loaf), Quiche Cheese,Smoked ham, Pickles, Slze, Remoulade,Pumpkin Creme Soup, Different Salads,

Different Special Breads, Different Dessertsand much more.

T 7:00 pmRD$ 850.00

For reservation call 809-970-3083 or 829-986-0005

C/Los Mangos, Villas Princesa# 4Costambar

WE ALSO OFFER EVERYDAY:

German Bread, Food, Desserts, Drinks,

Gourmet German Food Products, German Beers and

Breakfast all day long.

DONTLAUGH!

APPARENTLYSANTAS GONE

REDNECK!


15/16

Wide selection of Popular Novels,Mystery & Detective Novels,

Childrens Books & Guidebooks

Juan Bosch #60 809-261-739

Check out our activities including Pilates and Theatreat our blog at www.meetingplace-DR.com.

[email protected]

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God cameto visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?'inquired God.'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrisesand sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,everything is wonderful, but I have just one

problem. It's these breasts you have given me. Themiddle one pushes the other two out and I am con-stantly knocking them with my arms, catching

them on branches and snagging them on bushes.They're a real pain.' And Eve went on to tell Godthat since many other parts of her body came inpairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She feltthat having only two breasts might leave her bodymore 'symmetrically balanced'.'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my firstshot at this, you know. I gave the animals six

breasts, so I figured that you needed only half ofthose, but I see that you are right. I will fix it upright away.'And God reached down, removed the middle breastand tossed it into the bushesThree weeks passed and God once again visitedEve in the Garden of Eden.' Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?''Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight.You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has

a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animalshave a mate except me. I feel so alone.'God thought for a moment and said, 'You know,

Eve, you are right. How could I have overlookedthis? You do need a mate and I will immediatelycreate a man from a part of you. Let's see....wheredid I put that useless Tit?'


16/16

DAILY & WEEKLY SPECIALS! CHECK THE CHALKBOARD!

GOOD FOOD!! GOOD FRIENDS!! GOOD FUN!!

Jose del Carmen Ariza #34, PuertoPlata 829-246-7525 or [email protected] [email protected]

@

Hotel Castilla

OPEN

7DA

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8TILL

LATE

AT LAST! THE LONG AWAITED AND EAGERLY ANTICIPATED

(DRUM ROLL PLEASE...)

GRAND OPENING FOR BILLYBOBRAY!!!!

FRIDAY DECEMBER 3RD STARTING 6PM-ISHFREE BUFFET!!!

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