june 2013 costambar monthly

June 2013

Yenny’s MarketCatamaran Beach BarBieke’s BarHappy HippoEl CareySyl’s PlaceHarley y RockCostambar Community Center & Library

Supermercado TropicalBig Lee’s Beach BarRestaurant ChinoJohn’s Beach BarThe Meeting PlacePuerto Plata Beach Resort

Ocean World Marina

Los Tres Cocos

What To Do This MonthUseful Telephone Numbers

Classified AdsCable Channel Listing

Definitely Not the NewsThe Rainy Day PageAnd Lots Of Other

Fun Stuff!!

COSTAMBAR SUFFERING ‘POST’TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER!

Lots of pretty new electrical posts everywhere!Now the community is anxiously looking forwardto getting wired!

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Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to trysomething different. Fine dining at it’s best! Call809-993-4503 for details.

At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you’ll findgreat food at great prices enjoyed with a milliondollar view! Every day they have Power Hour with3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. NOW A WIFI ZONE!!!They also hold a monthly Flea Market on the lastSaturday of every month beginning at 10am. Nocost to vendors!

Restaurant Chino has the best Chinese food onthe North Coast! Eat in or take out. Two locations- on the Malecon in Puerto Plata and callePrincipal in Cabarete. This month they will beopen Tuesday April 2nd & 9th.

The Meeting Place is on summer hours now.Check their website for news on any happenings.

Big Lee’s Beach Bar on the Malecon has greatfantastic food at affordable prices! Amazing Fish &Chips, big juicy burgers and yummy sandwiches.Every Tuesday, Thursday AND Saturday enjoy acuba/santo libre for only RD$50 or Jose Cuervo foronly RD$100. Great food served all day until 8pm!Help Big Lee celebrate his birthday on June 8 withKaraoke starting at 8pm!

Bieke’s Bar - the first bar in & the last bar out ofCostambar! Drop by Saturdays for Costambar’sBest Burger! Check out the blackboards for brunchand evening food specials during the week!

The Happy Hippo & Pedro’s Kitchen offer greatfood & great fun! Start your morning with Hill’snew smoothies, fresh juices & yoghurts! Pedro hasa special menu every day! Eat in or take out!

Puerto Plata Beach Club is the new hangout forexpats & upper class locals! There’s a bar, spa,cafeteria, Italian Pizza & Pasta to go, a mini-market & liquor store. Plans for this year include acasino, movie theatre, piano bar, live music &more!

Syl’s Place always has a great food & fun!Mondays - dinner & a movie! Tuesdays - darts!Wednesday - closed. Thursday - Quiz! Check theboard for other daily dinner specials! All theirgreat food can be delivered for free in Costambar!They also have satellite radio with some greatoldies stations!

Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey Restaurant- where you can enjoy the beach your way!! Youcan enjoy great food & drinks inside, in theirgarden or under parasols on the beach. They haveDominican food, burgers, pizza & more. The housespecialty is garlic shrimp and you should tryKevin’s Mama Juana and piña colada’s! They’vegot lots happening! They now offer 2 hours ofHappy Hour from 6-8pm with 2X1 cuba/santolibres! And every Sunday at 2pm is Karaoke withparty maker Segundo! Try their new empanadas!Or treat yourself to Garlic Lobster tails with aglass of wine for only RD$700! They would love tohost your next event.

Harley y Rock offers real Italian pizza & pastaswith the best prices on the North Coast! Get amedium pepperoni pizza for only RD$225! Orshrimp spaghetti for only RD$250!

John’s Beach Bar is newly opened and waiting toshow you a great time! It’s the place for greatfood, great fun and great friends! And John’sSnack Shack will tempt you with their tastyofferings including beer battered fish & chips!Daily & weekly food specials and special events!

OPEN FROM12 NOON

CLOSED SUNDAYS

SATURDAYSBIEKE BURGERS!!

CHECK OUR BOARDFOR

FOOD SPECIALS!

[email protected]


“Feel the Breeze - Feel Free”…and SafeCome Be Part of a New Community for Foreign Residents!

Puerto Plata Beach Club

809-586-4243www.puertoplatabeachclub.comEmail [email protected]

Twitter: @ppbeachclubFacebook: Ptoplabeachclub Apartments

JOIN US FOR A WEEK, A MONTH OR A YEARSTARTING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOWUS$10 PER DAY!!

THE PLACE FOR EXPATS

On The Malecon in Puerto Plata

Bar - Spa - Cafeteria - and More!


On the Malecon, Puerto Plata Open by 9am

Every Tuesday, Thursday & SaturdayCUBA/SANTA LIBRES RD$50

Made with Brugal Anejo or BlancoJOSE CUERV0 RD$100

SERVING GREAT FOOD ALL DAY UNTIL 8PM

FISH & CHIPS -Half RD$200 - Full RD$300

HAMBURGERS AND FRIES -1/4 lb. RD$150, 1/2 lb. RD$250

HOT DOGS: RD$70 -- SANDWICHES: RD$50-130

Restaurant ChinoBest Chinese Food Onthe North Coast! TwoGreat Locations! EatIn or Takeout!Xiang Wan JiaPlaza Neptuno, Malecon, Puerto Plata809-261-5609Calle Principal, Cabarete809-571-0385

809-848-9009

TUESDAYSDarts!

WEDNESDAYSClosed

THURSDAYSQuiz!

CHECK OUR BOARDFOR DAILY SPECIALS!

FREE DELIVERYIN COSTAMBAR!

Two old guys talking.One said to the other: "My 85th birthdayyesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV!What a great gift!"First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat',agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while theneighbors were on vacation. She had a large house andbelieved that she could keep the two dogs apart.However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heardawful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairsand found the dogs locked together, in obvious painand unable to disengage, as so frequently happenswhen dogs mate. Unable to separate them, andperplexed as to what to do next, although it was late,she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpyvoice.Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside thedogs. I will then call you back and the noise of theringing will make the male lose his erection and he willbe able to withdraw.""Do you think that will work?" she asked."It just worked on me," he replied.


INTERNATIONAL GOURMETCUISINE

&AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES

Calle Reyna Isabel #1Costambar

Puerto Plata, Rep. Dom.

ON THE BEACH!809-855-2627

Open 11am-3pm and 6pm-12amClosed Monday

REAL ITALIAN PIZZA AND PASTASREAL ITALIAN PIZZA AND PASTASWITH THE BEST PRICES ONWITH THE BEST PRICES ONTHE NORTH COAST!!THE NORTH COAST!!

MEDIUMPEPPERONI

PIZZARD$225!!!SHRIMP

SPAGHETTIRD$250!!

NOW A WIFI ZONE!!!!!

COME FOR THE GREAT FOOD

AT GREAT PRICES AND

THE MILLION DOLLAR VIEW!

FLEA MARKET!!!EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH Starting at 10am

FREE TO VENDORS!

STAR SIGHTING?

One of the bottom two pictures is avery familiar face around Costambar.Can you decide which is theCostambarian and which is the TVstar? Or are they one and the same?Doppleganger? Celeb look-a-like? Orthe real thing? Whisky or Walt? Youdecide!


WELCOME TOKEVIN & PATRICIA’S EL CAREY

Where you can enjoy the beach your way!

Calle Reina Isabel, Costambar, Puerto PlataSpanish 809-918-1448 English 809-924-8233

CLOSED MONDAYS

Also available for parties, weddings, etc.

2 HAPPY HOURs EVERY DAY 6-8pm!2X1 Cuba/Santo Libres

EVERY SUNDAY 2pm!KARAOKE with party maker Segundo

GARLIC LOBSTER TAILS WITHGLASS OF WINE ONLY RD$700

Try Kevin’s Mama Juana & Pina Coladas!

VILLA FOR RENT BY THE WEEK

All Day BreakfastFish & Chips * Chicken CurryFull Menu * Daily Specialty

Racquetball, handball, wallyball, pool-billiards,Big Screen TV for sports, movies and concerts

Smoking and non-smoking areas

JOIN US FOR COVERAGEOF THE FRENCH OPENAND WIMBLEDON!!


SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 9SUDOKU PUZZLESFill in the missing numbers so every row, column andquadrant contains the number 1 through 9.

WASHING A CAR

Across1. Communication5. Wrack6. Stir up7. Wander

Down1. Condiment2. Frugal3. Norm4. Perpetual

Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid.The remaining letters spell a hidden message

BRUSHBUCKETSCHAMOISCHROMECLEANDEAD BUGSDIRTDOOR HANDLESDOORSDRIVEWAYDRY OFF

FENDERSFRONTGARDEN HOSEGLASSGRIMEHEADLIGHTSHOODHUBCAPSLICENSE PLATEMIRRORSMUD

PREPARATIONREARRINSEROOFSCRUBSIDESSOAPSPONGESQUEEGEESUDSTAIL LIGHTS

TIRESTOPTOWELSVEHICLEWASHWATERWAXWHEELSWINDOWSWINDSHIELD


Police Office 809-320-8510

Police Car 809-320-8840

APC Office 809-970-7877

APC Gate Security 809-970-7015

Codetel 809-220-1111

Edenorte - emergency 809-261-1844

Edenorte - office 809-586-9823

Costambar Taxi Stand 809-970-7318

Canada 809-586-5761

Britain 809-586-4244

U.S.A. 809-586-4204

German 809-586-6995

Italian 809-320-7601

Clinica Bournigal 809-586-2342

Clinica Brugal 809-586-2519

Los Tropicos Pharmacy 809-970-7607

12 CNN 51 CINE CANAL

22 FOX SPORT 56 SPEED

28 BOOMERANG 57 ANIMAL PLANET

30 ABC 64 SCI-FI

31 NBC 66 FOOD

32 CBS 69 DISCOVERY KIDS

33 TBS 70 WEATHER

34 CNBC 71 CINEMAX

35 ESPN-1 72 SHOWTIME

36 WGN 74 STARZ

37 CDN 79 NASA

40 TNT 80 JETIX

42 USA 81 CARTOON

43 ESPN-2 83 TNT LA

44 DISCOVERY 84 HISTORY

46 DISNEY 85 THE FILM ZONE

49 HBO

TEL: 809-970-7194

My Way to Inner-Happinessand Health with the RamiLife - Program

RamiLife.comNOW the book for this program is available in 3 languages - English,Spanish and German. This book has been suggested for the nextInternational Book Fair in Frankfurt! The Austrian author Guenter (Harry)Eberl has been living in Puerto Plata for 13 years.The author has dedicated himself since his early childhood in a searchfor the meaning of life.From the moment the author unconditionally started the search foranswers to all of his spiritual questions about himself and the universe,his life became very extraordinary.The RamiLife-Program in connection with the RAM-Meridian massage(REM) enables one to move closer to the inner self and to discover anew quality and love of life. Reading this book you will, among otherthings, lose the fear of so-called malignant diseases like cancer. You willlearn to understand your body better. Don’t read this book if you are notprepared to change something in your life.

The author is available every Sunday at 5pm at The CatamaranRestaurant on Costambar Beach to discuss his program andanswer any questions. Books are available to purchase.

More Info at www.ramilife.com and 809-710-1221


BEGINNER INTERMEDIATE

HIDDEN MESSAGEBird Droppings

CHARTS AVAILABLEGet your

nautical charts of theBahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands,

Providenciales and HispaniolaFrom

Rosa at Luperon Swap MeetWendy’s Bar in Luperon

Ocean World Marina in Cofresi

If you have difficulty callColin at 809-449-1819


Massage: Relax, Reduction, Deep Tissue, Facial Massage, Reflexology,Acupressure, & Hot StonePhysical Therapy, Paraffin Treatment & Lymphatic DrainageManicure & Pedicure: Regular & IntensiveBraids & Hair Extensions & Mens HaircutsFacials, Waxing , Peeling, Hydration & Nurse ServicesNatural Health & Beauty ProductsASK ABOUT OUR SPECIALS.Open Mon-Sat from 9:00am / Sundays by appointmentService to the home. Transportation available.#14 Penon St, Costambar Tel: 809-970-7522 Cell: 809-993-2944

RD$1230 Includes DentalRD$1480 with Drugs

Aquacero, Malecon, Puerto Plata 5pmBieke’s Bar, Costambar 6:30pm

Or call Petra & Marcel Bahr1-809-885-2155

Free Estimates! Reasonable Prices! All Insurances Accepted! English Spoken!Free Parking D’Jimenez Store! Open Mon-Fri 8am-7pm & Sat 8am-12pm

calle Camino Real #282nd FloorPuerto PlataTel: 809-586-1707Cell: 809-903-6457

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Full Range of Dental ServicesDental Implants * Teeth Whitening * Orthodonitics

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregationwould like to express praise for answered prayers.Suzy Smith stood and walked to the podium.She said, "I have a praise report. Two months ago,my husband, Tom had a terrible bike accident andhis scrotum was completely crushed. The pain wasexcruciating and the doctors didn't know if theycould help him."You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in thecongregation as they imagined the pain that poorTom must have experienced."Tom was unable to hold me or the children" shewent on, "and every move caused him terrible pain.We prayed as the doctors performed a delicateoperation, and it turned out they were able topiece together the crushed remnants of Tom'sscrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it inplace."Again, the men in the congregation squirmeduncomfortably as they imagined the horriblesurgery performed on Tom."Now" she announced in a quivering voice, "thankthe Lord, Tom is out of hospital and the doctorssay that with time his scrotum should recovercompletely."All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastorrose and tentatively asked if anyone else hadsomething to say.A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.He said, "I'm Tom Smith."The entire congregation held their breath."I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."


OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS)Mon-Sat 8am-10pm Sundays 8am-8pm

Everything you need from snacks to supper!Delivery Service Available!

Calle Principal, Costambar (just inside the gate)809-970-3028

Karaoke TropicalFor Any Event Of Your Choice

With Animation inEnglish, Spanish, German and French

Lyrics in 7 LanguagesInternational Music, Videos and DVDs

809-204-4172Email [email protected]

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you get or have left!Lightweight & rustproof!ONLY RD$2500

CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819

I have been in many places, but I've never been inCahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You haveto be in Cahoots with someone.I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no onerecognizes you there.I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have anairport; you have to be driven there. I have madeseveral trips there, thanks to my children, friends,family and work.I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have tojump, and I'm not too much on physical activityanymore.I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place togo, and I try not to visit there too often.I've been in Flexible, but only when it was veryimportant to stand firm.Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there moreoften as I'm getting older.One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! Itreally gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up theold heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I canget!I may have been in Continent, and I don'tremember what country I was in. It's an agething. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.


CM’S DEFINITELY NOT THE NEWS!Because rumour, gossip, hearsay and anecdotes are just sooo much more fun!

Welcome to a new feature we’re going to test drive! It’s basically going to be tidbits about life here on theNorth Coast. Things that affect us. Things that amuse us. Things that annoy us. None of it is hard corejournalism. It’s what we’ve heard, seen and experienced. Feel free to email us [email protected] with updates, clarifications, corrections or whatever.And keep in mind - we are not claiming that this is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! It’sjust a glimpse of what’s happening and sometimes a bit of fun! Don’t take it too seriously!

COSTAMBAR STILL GETTING TRASHED!Well the new garbage bills came this month! Youmight be thinking ‘yippee’! Something got resolved inrecord time! Alas our bills are still at least twice asmuch as other communities are being charged. Beforethe new bills were delivered a notice was circulatedby ‘Fellow Residents of Costambar’ saying that normalrates should be between RD$200-250 for a house andRD$150-175 for an apartment. CM has confirmed thisby having our crack investigative reporter look at thebill of a friend in Puerto Plata. Yep, we go the distancefor you people! APC has said they were silentlyworking on our behalf behind the scenes and thatpeople should present themselves at theayuntamiento office and make a complaint. There arealso complaints that some areas are not gettinggarbage pick up anymore and of course, this being theDR they no longer seem to be on a reliable scheduleof days and times! One step forward….

FEELING POWERLESS?Well you have good reason! We had a really roughmonth power-wise in May. Partly due to a problemwith our lines etc that took a while to fix - and whenwe say a while we mean days! A lot of backup systemswent down! And our regular outtages still happenwith no regard to the posted schedule so you’d haveto be a psychic to predict when you could do laundryor take a hot shower! The Edenorte websitecalculates that in April we had power supplied only67% of the time. May’s numbers should beinteresting! Our only saving graces this month wereDominican Mother’s Day and the Corpus Cristi holidaywhen power was on almost all day!

GOOD TO KNOWThis tip stems from experiencing a recent medicalissue late at night and having no workingtransportation. Not really knowing how to get anambulance and concerned about the wait time wedecided to just call Costambar Taxi. We made it clearthat we needed to get to the hospital and it was anemergency. Before we could even get out of thehouse the taxi was there and the driver totally helpfuland concerned. He got us to the hospital quickly butsafely and was even willing to wait for us if wewanted. We’ve had our issues over the years with thelocal taxis but in this instance they were completelyefficient and professional and there wasn’t even anysquabble over the fare! Kudos where they are due!Keep in mind this tip is anecdotal in nature and youmust assess your own situation accordingly. This isjust another option.

CM FAQDo you really do all your own printing?Yes indeed we do! Well, unless we have equipmentfailure. Each copy is specially printed just for you! Andcollated and stapled and folded! This not only helps tokeep our advertising rates the lowest around butallows us a certain level of control - something youoften feel you don’t have when you live in the D.R.! Soif your staple wasn’t centered or your pages weren’tquite lined up or your copy was folded a little crookedgo easy on us and just think of it as the special littlequirks that come with a handmade gift that waslovingly made for each and everyone of you!

RUMOUR HAS IT!The current scuttlebutt on the road and building construction behind Yenny’s Supermercado is that it will beused as a (VIP?) heliport! CM will send out its crack team of investigative reporters to dig further into this andlet you all know more in the next issue! Oh, the anticipation….


VIVERO MAIMONGREEN THUMB

Landscaping and Gardening Maintenance Services

Palms, Flowering and Foliage PlantsBEST PRICES ON THE NORTH COAST!!!

OPENMonday to Friday 8am-5pm

Saturday 8am-noon

George Roesch809-543-8041 Km 11

Carretera PP-ImbertJust past

‘The Fish Places’

A professor of mathematics sent an email to hiswife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 yearsold and I have certain needs which you are nolonger able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy withyou as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not behurt or offended to learn that by the time youreceive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel withmy 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be homebefore midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letterwaiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and bythe time you receive this, I will be at theBreakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.Being the brilliant mathematician that you are,you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goesinto 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.Don't wait up."


Costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only beplaced by emailing [email protected] calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820PLEASE NOTE - free classified ads are only for personal items.Commercial properties or enterprises (including realestate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad. Classifieds willusually be run for one month only unless we are otherwisenotified.

IGLESIA FILIPOS PRESBITERIANA invites you toservices every Sunday at 10 A.M. Worships are inSpanish. Children activities. Before Costambar GateSecurity, turn on the right side toward the powerplant, 100 meters on the right side.

LIKE CHECKING OUT THE CLASSIFIEDS FOR GREAT DEALS? ORUSING THEM TO GET RID OF YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS? THENWHY NOT CHECK OUT COSTAMBAR’S FLEA MARKET AT THECATAMARAN BAR ON THE BEACH. EVERY LAST SATURDAY OFTHE MONTH STARTING AT 10AM! FREE TO VENDORS!!

CLASSIFIEDS

FOR SALEdinghy caribe 13 feet with latte800$ both are negotiableUS Microwave oven GE, comboconvection and grill oven,stainless steel inside andout,rack for grilling and broiling200$Boat stereo 30$Wet suit 30$Life jacket 10$Snorkels 5$Dog vest 20$Fire extinguisher 10$Power cord 30$50 to 30 adapter 100$Fishing poles (3)80$ eachJoanne 829-319-0572 or e-mail:[email protected]

FOR SALEHonda ZX 50cc scooter. Newcondition Driven only inCostambar. Asking RD$22,000.(Negotiable) Call 829-397-2772

FOR SALE2002 Izuzu Rodeo Sport, V6,Power windows/lock. NewFront brakes/rotors/calipers.Good tires and drives great.American owned.AskingRD$245,500 Call 829-397-2772

Costambar CommunityCenter & LibraryOpen 9am-5pm

Monday-SaturdayLocated next to

the Farmacia

Separate English &foreign language

book rooms

FOR SALEEverything must go. Sellingbaby, child, adult and homeitems. Items include: crib,queen and twin bed, fridge,oven, washer/drier, homedecor, tv, appliances and muchmore. Please email [email protected] or call849-860-6988.

FOR SALEHotpoint full capacity washer.Beige. Works well. RD $6,000.Call 829.259.3413 or [email protected]

FOR SALEMovie projector system formovie screen size RD$12000.Pfaff sewing machine, heavyduty, needs repair RD$5000. 2flat screens RD$1000. PrinterRD$1000. Keyboard RD$500.DVD players, need repairRD$200each. Amplifier, needsrepair RD$200.Radio antennaeRD$50. Yagie satelliteantennae RD$500. Ziar satellitesystem RD2000. Raycor oilfilters RD$200each.Motorcyclehelmets RD$250each. YamahaEnduro outboard motor, lowhours RD$450000. Utilitytrailer, 2002, snmb wgt 497lbs,low miles RD$20000. HondaHero 150 motorcycleRD$35000.Call 809-743-75125 or809-836-8523

FOR SALEHonda CRV 2000 forRD$255,000 Diane & VictorCall 809 261 3795

FOR SALEMyers .5hp water pump, likenew, only used 4 months.Asking RD$5000.Call 809-970-7398

FOR SALE3 Solar panels 1 x 12 volt 65-80watt Broken/repairable (crackedglass) fully functional, 2 x 6 volt 1 Broken/repairable (crackedglass) fully functional 90 USD the Three.Prototype Solar/Wind charge controller, fully functional, 12/24volt 100 amp 90 USD1 Inverter PURE SINEWAVE 24 volt 2000/4000 watt voltageregulator integrated 1 year old 18,000 pesos.1 electric wing mirror for L200, 1500 pesos.2 x Ikea silver LED bedside/ office lamps 30 Usd each.Telephone 809 970 32 87 or 809 639 9393.

FOR SALEYamaha jog black and yellowids,new tires, new battery,special muffler,top shapeasking 18,000 [email protected]

FOR SALEMitsubishi L200 Pickup, 2001,Diesel, Manual, New Tires,shock absorbers and manyother parts. 7000 USDviewable in Costambar. Email:[email protected] Tel:809 970 3287 Cell 809 639


LAND FOR SALEBeautiful lot just a couple of minutesfrom the Star Market in Puerto Plata.750 square metres, quiet road, nice

neighbourhood.Mountain view and harbour views.Spectacular view of the city lights

at night.

HOUSE FOR RENTLocated Cafemba

Main streetLong term rental3 bdrm/2 bath

Plus officeFurnished

Inverter powerWell water

Pool

[email protected]

829-906-7012

APARTMENTFOR RENT

3 bedroom3 bathroom

24 hour electric, waterSwimming pool

Located in Las Rocas,Cofresi

Only long term rentalsUS$600 per month

Call 809-993-4503

A minister decided that a visualdemonstration would add emphasisto his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm wasput into a container of alcohol. Thesecond worm was put into acontainer of cigarette smoke. Thethird worm was put into a containerof chocolate syrup. The fourthworm was put into a container ofgood clean soil.At the conclusion of the sermon, theMinister reported the followingresults:The first worm in alcohol…dead .The second worm in cigarettesmoke…dead .Third worm in chocolate syrup…dead.Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …So the Minister asked thecongregation, "What did you learnfrom this demonstration?"An old woman was sitting in theback, quickly raised her hand andsaid "As long as you drink, smokeand eat chocolate, you won't haveworms!"That pretty much ended the service!

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