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NIIGATA

NOISE  

November ~ December 2011

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NIIGATA NOISE November ~ December Issue Aaron Xavier Wilson Executive Editor Louise Hollywood Chief Copy Editor Layout & Design Elizabeth Smith Copy Editor Luke Hamilton Photographer Layout & Design David Welsh Publisher Carol Pinnock Columnist Shaun Smith Columnist Jon Robinson Columnist Steven Gore Columnist              

   Dear  Readers,      

On  behalf  of  the  Niigata  Noise  team  and  our  fledgling  Niigata  AJET  chapter,  we  thank  you  for  reading!  This  is  the  very  first  issue  of  the  very  first  Niigata  AJET  publication  made  by  ALTs  for  ALTs.  Our  purpose  is  to  inform  and  delight,  while  helping  to  build  a  stronger  and  more  vibrant  ALT  community  here  in  snow  country.  I  hope  you  enjoy  reading  it  as  we  did  making  it.    If  you  have  any  comments,  questions,  or  if  you  are  interested  in  joining  our  team,  please  send  an  e-­‐mail  to  [email protected].  Writers,  journalists,  photographers,  reviewers,  cartoonists,  editors  and  designers  are  all  welcome.    Merry  Christmas,    Addy    Executive  Editor,  Niigata  AJET

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Contents

Greetings  from  AJET

Autumnal  Reflections     Autumn  in  Akasakayama                                      Travel  

Making  the  most  out  of  Kyoto  with  Travel  Belle    

ALT  Spotlight                        Conquering  the  world  with  Laura  Coakley  Arts    

Pushing  Boundaries  with  Florence  +  the  Machine:  Ceremonials  Putting  Things  in  Perspective  with  Yohei  Taneda:  Fusing  Fantasy  with  Reality    

Niigata  Cuisine  A  trip  to  La  Saishun  Yakiniku  Buffet  

The  Hungry  Binbo  

Fashion                                Style  File    

Only  In  Japan  

Tech  Corner  

ALT  Horoscopes                    

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Greetings from AJET Hey,  everyone!  

 

First  of  all,  I’d  like  to  thank  all  of  you  for  joining  Niigata  AJET!    The  more  

people  we  have  involved,  the  more  we  can  do,  and  I  hope  that  our  AJET  

chapter   can  provide   plenty   of   opportunities   for   both   fun   and  personal  

growth  to  Niigata  JETs.  

 

On  that  note,  if  you  are  interested  in  holding  a  social  (or  charity)  even  in  

your  area,  please  send  an  email  to  [email protected]!    So  far  we’ve  

only   planned   events   in   Niigata   City,   but   that’s   only   because   it’s   either  

where   the   people   who   planned   the   events   live   or   where   we   know   of  

suitable   facilities.    The   other   AJET   officers   and   I   would   love   to   expand  

more  and  hold  events  all  over  the  prefecture.    The  form  to  propose  an  

event  is  available  on  the  Niigata  JET  website.    Just  about  anything  can  be  

an  AJET  event   as   long  as   all  Niigata  AJET  members   are   invited,   though  

others   can   be   invited   as  well   (and   as   long   as   it’s   not   illegal   or  morally  

questionable).    Now  that  it’s  getting  colder  out,  it’s  a  great  time  to  start  

planning  ski/snowboard  trips  and  onsen  visits!  

 

Finally,   I’d   like   to  also   thank  Addy   for  all  of  his  hard  work  bringing   this  

publication  together,  as  well  as  all  of  those  who  are  contributing  to  it.  

 

Stay  warm,  

Katrina  President,  Niigata  AJET  

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Autumnal Reflections    by  Luke  Hamilton      Autumn  in  Akasakayama    It’s  no  secret  that  few  countries  demonstrate  the  diversity  of  the  

seasons  with  as  much  flair  as  Japan.  Autumn  is  no  exception.  As  the  

weather  grows  bitterer  with  winter’s  approach,  the  Japanese  landscapes  

become  awash  with  orange,  red  and  gold.  People  wrap  up  in  layers  

before  taking  to  the  countryside  to  observe  Japan’s  Kouyo  (Autumn  

colors).  

   

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I  was  invited  by  some  of  the  teachers  I  work  with  to  try  out  Japanese  tea  

ceremony  at  a  small  tea  museum  in  Kashiwazaki  city’s  Akasakayama  park.  

Located  just  off  of  route  8  (if  you  are  heading  south  towards  Joetsu  or  

Itoigawa),  Akasakayama  park  is  a  well-­‐kept  garden  full  of  winding  paths  and  

maple  trees  that  are  clearly  at  their  most  vibrant  in  the  autumn  season.  Entry  to  

the  park  (but  not  the  tea  museum)  is  completely  free,  so  it  is  a  great  location  to  

take  a  relaxing  stroll,  soak  in  the  peaceful  ambience  and  admire  the  

transformation  of  the  foliage.  

 

 

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In  addition,  if  you  have  the  time,  it’s  definitely  worth  paying  a  visit  to  the  tea  museum,  

where  you  can  view  a  collection  of  valuable  tea-­‐related  paraphernalia  (there  are  some  

beautiful  old  tea  cups  dating  back  about  500  years).  Included  in  the  entrance  fee  is  a  

short  introductory  tea  ceremony,  which  takes  place  in  a  tatami  room  whose  most  

striking  feature  is  a  wide  window  looking  out  over  the  autumnal  tones  of  the  park’s  

foliage.  For  those  without  the  time  or  means  to  take  a  weekend  trip  away  to  

appreciate  the  Japanese  autumn,  a  brief  stop  in  Akasakayama  park  is  the  perfect  way  

to  enjoy  all  that  autumn  in  Japan  has  to  offer.    

                 

 

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Travel Belle

How  to  get  the  most  out  of  Kyoto  in  a  few  short  days.  

By  Louise  Hollywood  

Whether  you’re  a  first-­‐timer  or  a  

veteran  who  has  been  on  the  JET  program  for  more  years  than  you  care  to  remember,  Kyoto  is  one  of  the  many  places  in  Japan  that  you  could  just  keep  on  revisiting.  Hailed  as  the  cultural  capital  of  Japan  and  one  of  the  world’s  most  beautiful  cities,  it  isn’t  hard  to  understand  why  this  destination  is  the  first  on  most  visitors’  lists.  I  am  no  exception,  and  since  my  nerve-­‐wracking  arrival  in  late  July,  I’ve  been  itching  to  get  a  taste  of  this  vibrant  and  captivating  city.    

However,  with  more  than  1,600  Buddhist  temples,  over  four  hundred  Shinto  shrines,  and  seventeen  UNESCO  World  Heritage  Sites  to  view,  worship  and  admire,  

Kyoto  can  be  overwhelming,  to  say  the  least.  Add  the  hustle  and  bustle  of  any  21st-­‐century  city  into  the  mix  and  this  cultural  mammoth  can  leave  visitors  feeling  they’ve  barely  touched  the  tip  of  the  iceberg.  I  must  admit  I  was  nervous  to  visit  this  intimidating  place.  

Maybe  it’s  the  small-­‐town  Irish  girl  in  me,  but  huge  cities  with  so  much  to  offer  really  freak  me  out.  I  had  the  wrong  attitude  going  to  Kyoto,  a  kind  of  “oh  sure,  we’ll  see  what  the  story  is  when  we  get  down  there!”  approach.  Oh,  how  foolish  I  was.  Take  my  advice—if,  like  me,  you  have  only  a  few  

precious  days  in  Kyoto  and  you  want  to  get  the  most  out  of  them,  I  would  first  strongly  recommend  making  an  

“…with more than

1,600 Buddhist temples, over four hundred Shinto shrines, and seventeen UNESCO World Heritage Sites to view, worship and admire, Kyoto can be overwhelming, to say the least. ”

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itinerary.  Unlike  our  sleepy  towns  in  Niigata,  Kyoto  is  a  hectic  place,  and  going  without  a  plan  is  a  huge  mistake.  If  it  hadn’t  been  for  the  wonderful  organization  of  the  girls  I  traveled  with,  I  wouldn’t  have  been  able  to  see  and  do  as  much  as  I  did;  so  for  that,  cheers,  loves!  

Kyoto,  in  all  its  daunting  glory,  is  split  into  five  main  districts,  and  unfortunately  for  those  who  only  have  a  few  days,  the  city’s  copious  landmarks  are  scattered  accordingly.  So  where  to  start?  First  you  have  to  decide  what  you  want  to  see  in  Kyoto.  Dressing  up  in  maiko  gear  and  parading  around  Gion  might  not  be  everyone’s  cup  of  tea,  so  fill  and  plan  your  days  to  suit  your  needs.  Being  realistic  about  how  many  temples  you  can  see  in  a  few  short  days  will  also  make  the  elimination  process  less  painful.  Do  your  research  and  see  not  only  which  ones  are  the  most  famous,  but  also  which  ones  you  will  find  most  interesting.  Once  you  have  your  list,  check  to  see  which  ones  are  in  the  same  area,  and  assign  a  day  to  explore  each  area  with  your  chosen  landmarks.  This  way  you  will  save  yourself  a  lot  of  time,  effort,  and  stress  when  you  arrive  in  the  hubbub  of  Kyoto  station.  As  soon  as  you  get  to  Kyoto,  I  would  recommend  purchasing  the  one-­‐day  

bus  pass,  which  allows  unlimited  bus  rides  for  500  yen.  The  pass  saves  money  and  time  and  can  be  simply  purchased  from  bus  drivers.  The  Raku  bus  routes  are  really  useful,  as  they  hit  all  the  major  tourist  spots,  so  look  out  

for  these  when  you  get  there.  

Kyoto  is  a  vast  city  with  lots  to  do.  So  how  do  you  know  what  to  see  and  what  not  to  see,  so  that  you  don’t  waste  the  little  time  you  do  have?  Like  I  said  before,  research,  but  you  can  also  ask  your  colleagues.  Who  knows  more  about  traditional  Japan  than  a  social  studies  or  Japanese  

language  teacher?  Luckily  for  us,  one  of  the  girls  I  traveled  with  got  brilliant  advice  from  one  such  person.  Her  colleague  even  gave  her  a  travel  book  of  Kyoto  with  post-­‐its  marking  the  

“ Being realistic

about how many temples you can see in a few short days will also make the elimination process less painful.

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must-­‐sees  in  each  district—what  a  legend!    

The  first  area  we  were  advised  to  conquer  was  Higashiyama,  or  eastern  Kyoto.  We  were  fresh  off  the  night  bus  and  the  sun  had  barely  risen,  so  we  took  the  opportunity  to  visit  one  of  Kyoto’s  most  famous  and  popular  temples,  Kiyomizudera,  which  (luckily  for  us)    opens  at  6  a.m.  Most  temples  open  to  the  public  at  9  a.m.,  so  if  you  are  starting  your  day  early,  I  would  strongly  recommend  making  this  magnificent  temple  the  first  on  your  list.  It  also  becomes  extremely  crowded  during  the  day,  especially  with  school  tours,  so  it’s  best  to  go  early  in  the  morning  to  beat  the  rush.  Adorned  with  a  sacred  waterfall  (Otawa-­‐no-­‐taki)  and  a  love  shrine  (Jishu-­‐jinja)  with  breathtaking  views  overlooking  the  city  and  lush  hillside,  this  temple  is  a  place  of  not  only  beauty,  but  also  enchantment.  The  winding  road  up  to  the  temple,  called  Chawan–zaka  (Teapot  Lane),  will  probably  be  your  first  of  many  encounters  with  Kyoto’s  famous  and  delicious  omiyage,  yatsuhashi.  It’s  truly  glorious;  if  you  are  going  to  see  only  one  temple  in  Kyoto,  make  sure  it’s  this  one.    

Next  on  the  list,  located  in  northern  Higashiyama,  was  Heian-­‐jingu.  I  was  really  impressed  by  this  shrine  and  its  absolutely  amazing  gardens.  The  sun  was  just  beginning  to  shine,  and  it  made  for  beautiful  photos  by  the  large  pond  and  Chinese-­‐inspired  bridge  (which  is  where  the  final  scene  in  

Memoirs  of  a  Geisha  was  filmed).  It  was  National  Culture  Day,  so  this  shrine  was  buzzing  with  people  garbed  in  traditional  attire,  and  we  were  even  lucky  enough  to  witness  a  wedding.  This  shrine  is  most  famous  for  its  elaborate  entranceway—a  massive  steel  torii,  located  about  500  meters  in  front  of  the  shrine.    

 

After  lunch,  we  were  on  the  bus  again  to  yet  another  temple,  Sanjusangen-­‐do.  At  the  outset,  this  temple  is  not  as  stately  as  the  aforementioned  ones.  Its  magnificence  awaits  you  inside,  for  within  this  long,  narrow  building  lay  one  thousand  and  one  statues  of  the  thousand-­‐armed  Buddhist  deity,  Kannon.  Standing  proudly  in  front  of  these  statues  are  twenty-­‐eight  guardian  deities,  and  flanking  these  fierce  guardians  on  either  end  are  the  powerful  statues  of  the  Thunder  God  

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and  the  Wind  God.  The  atmosphere  inside  the  main  hall  is  of  pure  reverence,  as  thousands  of  silenced  people  each  day  walk  past  the  motionless  statues  of  superb  craftsmanship.  It’s  no  wonder  that  this  temple  is  one  of  Japan’s  national  treasures.    

Next,  it  was  on  to  Kyoto’s  famous  Ginkaku-­‐ji,  which  translates  as  “Silver  Pavilion.”  Like  Kiyomizudera,  this  temple  is  one  of  the  seventeen  World  Heritage  Sites  in  Kyoto.  With  stunning  gardens,  tall  green  hedges,  trickling  waterfalls,  and  winding  paths  up  the  mountain,  it’s  not  hard  to  see  why,  and  that’s  even  before  mentioning  the  temple.  Its  beauty  is  hard  to  describe—just  go  and  you’ll  see  for  yourself.  Again,  its  extreme  popularity  unfortunately  makes  this  temple  crowded,  so  it’s  best  to  go  just  after  it  opens  at  8.30  a.m.  or  just  before  closing  at  5  p.m.    

A  perfect  place  to  end  a  busy  day  is  Maruyama  Park,  located  right  at  the  top  of  Gion.  Stroll  around  its  peaceful  paths  while  admiring  the  beauty  of  Japanese  nature,  and  finish  off  by  treating  yourself  to  some  fruit  glazed  with  melted  sugar  or  some  hot  and  tasty  takoyaki,  both  of  which  can  be  bought  near  the  entrance  of  the  park.    

We  all  know  the  Japanese  love  a  good  tour,  so  what  better  place  to  do  one  than  Kyoto?  After  a  good  night’s  sleep,  we  decided  to  start  our  second  day  with  a  walking  tour,  but  not  just  any  walking  tour—Johnnie  Hillwalker’s  walking  tour!  I  must  admit  I  was  skeptical  to  begin  with.  Old  Johnnie  Hillwalker,  or  rather  Mr.  Hajime  Hirooka,  seemed  a  bit  preoccupied  (or  rather—not  to  be  rude—a  bit  old).  However,  it  wasn’t  long  before  I  was  

completely  absorbed  in  his  unique  style  of  storytelling.  It  was  bizarre,  but  interesting.  On  this  tour,  you  really  get  to  explore  a  side  of  Kyoto  that  would  be  impossible  to  see  otherwise.  Mr.  Hirooka  takes  you  deep  into  the  heart  of  its  history,  beliefs  and  customs—some  of  which  have  died,  but  he  shines  light  on  the  ones  that  are  still  alive.  I  don’t  

want  to  say  too  much  about  the  tour  because  I  don’t  want  to  spoil  it  for  you,  but  I  truthfully  cannot  recommend  it  enough.  For  more  information  about  this  tour,  visit  Johnnie  Hillwalker’s  website  at  http://web.kyoto-­‐inet.or.jp/people/h-­‐s-­‐love.    

Another  reason  I  loved  Johnnie  so  much  was  that  after  his  five-­‐hour  tour  ended,  he  hailed  us  a  taxi  to  catch  a  geiko  and  maiko  dance  performance  at  the  Gion  Kaikan.  I’m  extremely  glad  I  went  to  this,  as  it  turned  out  to  be  the  54th  annual  performance  of  the  

“At one point, he

took us into a cultural center, seated us on the floor hidden from the staff’s beady eyes, and told us about his father’s love of geisha and his mother’s hatred. ”

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famed  Gion  Odori.  I  hadn’t  a  clue  what  was  going  on,  and  to  be  honest,  I  found  it  all  a  bit  strange,  but  it’s  like  when  I  went  to  the  sumo  wrestling  competition  in  Tokyo—I  feel  it’s  one  of  those  things  that  I  have  to  see  while  I’m  in  Japan.  For  events  in  Gion  throughout  the  year,  check  out  http://gion-­‐east.jp/en.  We  finished  our  day  with  a  stroll  through  the  beautiful  streets  of  Gion,  finally  ending  on  the  banks  of  the  Kamo  River  listening  to  some  live  music  with  a  bottle  of  wine.  Perfection.    

The  next  day,  we  decided  to  visit  the  Imperial  Palace  and  Nijo  Castle.  Although  technically  the  former  is  in  central  Kyoto  and  the  latter  in  northwest  Kyoto,  there  was  only  a  short  walk  between  the  two,  even  though  a  bus  is  available  from  the  Imperial  Palace.  Unfortunately,  the  weather  wasn’t  great  for  us  and  both  the  palace  and  the  castle,  although  beautiful,  were  packed  with  tourists.  The  castle  really  stood  out  for  me—it’s  surrounded  by  a  moat,  and  inside  the  castle  a  magnificent  landscape  of  lush  greenery  unfolds.  However,  I  would  recommend  a  dry,  clear  day  to  get  those  beautiful  shots.    

An  ideal  next  stop  from  Nijo  Castle  would  be  Kinkaku-­‐ji,  as  it’s  also  located  in  northwest  Kyoto.  However,  unfortunately  for  us,  we  got  terribly  lost  and  ended  up  arriving  at  the  

temple  an  hour  too  late.  Note  to  self:  most  temples,  if  not  all,  close  at  5  p.m.!  Not  to  worry—we  managed  to  fit  the  golden  beauty  in  on  our  last  day,  but  not  before  experiencing  two  more  essential  landmarks,  Fushimi  Inari  Shrine  and  Byodo-­‐in.  Fushimi  Inari,  which  is  located  in  the  southeast  of  the  city,  is  exceptional  beyond  words.  A  pathway  meanders  four  kilometers  up  the  mountainside,  lined  with  hundreds  of  red  torii.  It’s  magnificent  and  I  would  definitely  save  a  few  hours  to  see  this  shrine.  We  were  in  a  rush,  as  it  was  our  last  day,  so  we  couldn’t  make  the  entire  hike,  which  was  disappointing.  From  here  we  went  to  Byodo-­‐in,  which  is  the  temple  on  the  back  of  the  10-­‐yen  coin.  Admire  the  famous  Phoenix  Hall  and  walk  inside  the  main  hall,  where  you’ll  find  the  famous  statue  of  Amida  Buddha  and  fifty-­‐two  bodhisattvas.    

Our  final  destination  was,  of  course,  Kinkaku-­‐ji,  which  translates  as  “Golden  Pavilion.”  Although  it’s  on  the  opposite  side  of  the  city  from  Byodo-­‐in,  I  couldn’t  have  left  Kyoto  without  seeing  it.  Situated  in  the  middle  of  a  lake,  and  surrounded  by  gorgeous  scenery,  this  gold-­‐leaf  temple  is  probably  one  of  Kyoto’s  most  visited  sites.  It  is  usually  teeming  with  people  from  all  over  the  world,  so  again,  getting  there  right  before  it  opens  at  9  a.m.  or  right  before  it  closes  at  5  p.m.  might  be  a  good  idea.    

 

 

 

 

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As  I  write  this,  I’m  realizing  more  and  more  how  much  there  is  still  to  see;  places  like  Nishiki  Market  and  the  Museum  of  Kyoto  and  of  course  the  entire  western  district  of  the  city,  Arashiyama.  Though  I’m  also  pretty  impressed  by  how  much  we  covered  for  our  first  visit,  it  only  makes  me  more  anxious  to  get  back  down  there  and  continue  my  exploration  of  this  amazing  city.  Take  this  as  a  rough  guide  of  what  there  is  on  offer  in  

Kyoto  and  make  your  trip  your  own;  it’s  not  going  to  suit  everyone.  Like  my  mother  always  says,  “One  man’s  meat  is  another  man’s  poison.”  For  those  of  you  who’ve  tasted  the  beauty  already,  I  hope  this  has  helped  you  re-­‐live  the  wonderful  memories  I’m  sure  you  had  in  Kyoto.  For  those  of  you  who  have  yet  to  experience  this  class  city,  never  fear—the  surface  is  only  waiting  to  be  scratched.  

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ALT SPOTL IGHT by  Shaun  Smith

In this instalment of Spotlight we catch up with first-year ALT, Laura Coakley, to see what she's been up to in the quaint and beautiful city of Kamo.

Laura is an imperialist - a one woman army out to conquer the world. Her methods: goodwill, an open mind and a hug. Hailing from the English port city, Bristol, Laura, in her short twenty-five years has seen and done more than most have in a lifetime.

She always knew she wanted to travel and after graduating from the University of Birmingham with a joint-degree in English and Drama, she didn’t waste time fulfilling this dream. With a magic ticket that brought her to over thirty countries world-wide, Laura was clearly bitten long ago by the traveling bug. She has now set her teeth into Japan savouring every precious bite - and we’re all better off because of it.

 

Most awesome experience so far?  The  best  thing  for  me  is  how  happy  some  of  the  kids  are  to  see  you.  But  if  I  had  to  pin  one  experience,  I'd  say  dancing  along  Kamo's  river  with  hundreds  of  other  people  during  a  festival  in  the  summer.  

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Why JET?  Why  not?  

Favorite place in Niigata?

It's  corny  but  I'd  have  to  say  Kamo.  It's  sleepy  and  its  biggest  attraction  is  an  imported  squirrel  park  -­‐  but  it's  so  pretty.  It’s  becoming  home,  and  I'm  not  sure  if  there  are  friendlier  people  anywhere  else  in  the  world.  

Greatest discovery?  How  beautiful  Japan  is  -­‐  that  and  how  Japanese  women  draw  scary  faces  on  their  boobs  when  they  want  their  kids  to  stop  breastfeeding  (brilliant!).  A  4,000  yen  shark  in  the  supermarket  -­‐  I  could  go  on.    

How do you cope? Sometimes not very well, but I've got some great friends out here that get me through. They will take the piss out of me for saying this but I feel so lucky. Everyone feels low at different times so you can support each other when you need it, and laugh about it afterwards.

After JET? …is a good question. Maybe teaching, maybe traveling, maybe something I've not discovered yet…  

What do you want to see or do the most? Sumo  wrestling.  (And  that  would  be  see  not  do,  although  I'd  give  it  a  try!)  

Most epic fail?  

I've accidently been a few places in my slippers - but I think my finest moment was trying to tell a guy that his wife was beautiful by using the (very similar) word for hate. Fortunately, he saw the funny side!

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Niigata’s Noise An ISSUE BY ISSUE GLIMPSE INTO WHAT’S WEARING OUT AN ALT’S IPOD Battery AND WHY.      THIS ISSUE :

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   Riding  fresh  on  the  critical  acclaim  of  their  debut  album,  Lungs,  ethereal  British  pop  outfit  Florence  &  the  Machine  deliver  Ceremonials,  another  collection  of  balladic,  tribal-­‐pop  songs  that  ultimately  serve  as  a  thrilling  testimony  to  all  that  has  worked  so  well  for  the  group  so  far.  Acknowledged  for  her  eccentricity,  huge  voice,  and  quirky  style,  front  woman  Florence  Welch  has  clearly  upped  the  ante  in  this  new  production,  drawing  on  everything  that  made  Lungs  such  a  success  and  producing  a  darker,  more  refined  musical  experience  in  Ceremonials.    Marking  a  confident  return  to  the  themes  explored  with  cautious  trepidation  in  her  more  experimental  first  album,  this  latest  offering  sees  Florence  putting  that  enormous  voice  of  hers  to  work.  An  arguably  darker  and  more  haunting  expedition  than  before,  Florence  draws  inspiration  from  a  variety  of  outlets  for  Ceremonials.  These  won’t  be  of  any  great  shock  to  existing  fans  as  Florence  battles  with  personal  demons,        

 contemplates  the  duality  of  heaven  and  hell,  and  treads  the  fragile  line  separating  life  and  death.    Despite  such  ominous  subject  matter,  however,  it’s  not  all  doom  and  gloom.  Accompanied  by  the  trademark  earth-­‐shaking  drums  and  gratuitous  harp  crescendos  of  

her  “Machine,”  Florence  expertly  offsets  the  ghosts  and  darkness  with  exultant  vocals  and  intermittent  silver  linings  in  the  shape    of  foot-­‐stomping  anthems  such  as    “Heartlines,”  perhaps  this  album’s  answer  to  the  hit  “Cosmic  

Love”  from  a  few  years  back.  Even  the  supremely  haunting  “Seven  Devils”  is  drawn  out  of  the  shadows  by  Florence’s  soaring  voice.    The  sheer  enormity  of  Florence’s  voice  is  an  omnipresent  feature  of  this  record,  and  there  is  no  doubt  that  she  has  a  singular  talent,  as  is  evident  from  the  show-­‐stopping  single  “No  Light,  No  Light”  in  which  she  barrels  headlong  into  the  instruments  of  her  torment  armed  with  nothing  other  than  some  impressive  sustained  notes.  However,  as  the  tracks  on  the  album  progress,  a  pattern  quickly  

PUSHING BOUNDARIES WITH FLORENCE & THE MACHINE: CEREMONIALS by  Luke  Hamilton  

“The SHEER

ENORMITY OF

FLORENCE’S

VOICE IS AN

OMNIPRESENT

FEATURE OF

THIS record…”

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emerges.    Everything  about  this  album  is,  in  a  word,  huge.  What  initially  is  an  awesome  display  of  audacity  in  such  fantastic  singles  as  “Shake  it  Out”  and  “What  the  Water  Gave  Me”  (an  exploratory  tribute  to  the  death  of  Virginia  Woolf)  begins  to  lose  its  novelty  when  it  becomes  apparent  that  the  explosive  force  and  the  loudness  of  the  album’s  singles  is  present  in  pretty  much  each  and  every  track.  The  confidence  with  which  Florence  launches  the  fruits  of  her  labor  on  Ceremonials  is  no  doubt  impressive,  but  there  are  points  where  one  can’t  help  but  question  Florence’s  control  over  her  art.        To  its  credit,  at  no  point  does  Ceremonials  become  boring.    Luckily,  Florence  is  able  to  temper  her  ferocity  enough  to  give  our  eardrums  and  her  own  vocal  chords  intermittent  respite  in  gentler  tracks  like  “Breaking    Down”  and  the  downbeat  “Remain    

             

Nameless.”  Nitpicking  aside,    Ceremonials  is  easily  one  of  my  favourite  albums  of  this  year,  and  its  multitude  of  upbeat  tracks  will  make  my  daily  trudge  to  work  through  the  snow  of  Niigata’s  winter  that  little  bit  shorter.      For  any  music  lover  to  miss  out  on  it  would  be  a  tremendous  shame.    Florence  delivers  what  she  promises:  a  ceremony.  Finding  a  niche  and  establishing  one’s  musical  foundation  is  something  to  celebrate,  and  Ceremonials  is  nothing  if  not  jubilant.                      

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Florence and the Machine LIVE @ Tokyo Akasaka BLITZ

If  there’s  anything  I’ve  learned  from  listening  to  Ceremonials,  it’s  that  in  order  to  feel  the  full  effect  of  Florence’s  music  it  simply  must  be  heard  live;  in  a  huge  venue,  complete  with  seismic  acoustics  that  can  accommodate  the  scale  of  Florence  &  the  Machine’s  entire  production.      Conveniently,  on  February  1st  2012,  she’s  planning  on  visiting  Tokyo  as  a  part  of  her  upcoming  Ceremonials  tour!  Check  out  the  following  link  for  more  information  about  the  venue  and  ticket  details.    Unfortunately,  that  date  happens  to  be  smack  bang  in  the  middle  of  a  workweek  and  will  more  than  likely  require  a  day  or  two  of  nenkyu  to  attend.  Also,  the  information  site  below  only  seems  to  be  in  Japanese  but  if  you’re  like  me  and  have  less  than  stellar  Japanese  then  make  a  bee-­‐line  for  your  supervisor!    http://smash-­‐jpn.com/band/2012/02_florence/index.php    See  you  there!      

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Niigata-­‐based  Studio  Ghibli  fans  can  delight  in  this  whimsical  exhibition  

of  the  miniature  made  large.    

 

In  connection  with  Studio  Ghibli’s  2010  film  Karigurashi  no  Arietty  (The  

Secret  World  of  Arietty),  a  

special  exhibit  has  been  

making  the  rounds  of  Japan’s  

art  galleries,  coming  to  its  

latest  stop  in  the  Niigata  

Prefectural  Museum  of  

Modern  Art.  Following  a  

successful  stint  in  Tokyo’s  

Museum  of  Contemporary  

Art,  the  exhibition,  Fusing  

Fantasy  with  Reality,  allows  

people  living  in  or  around  

Niigata  Prefecture  the  unique  

opportunity  to  immerse  

themselves  fully  in  one  of  

Ghibli’s  beloved  stories.    

Putting  Things  in  Perspective  with  Yohei  

Taneda:    

Fusing Fantasy with Reality                     by  Luke  Hamilton  

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Loosely  based  on  Mary  Norton’s  

1952  children’s  fantasy  novel  

The  Borrowers,  Ghibli’s  animated  

film  follows  the  adventures  of  a  

family  of  tiny  people  who  lead  a  

secretive  existence  under  the  

foundations  of  regular-­‐sized  

homes.  These  

people  make  their  

living  by  

“borrowing”  

supplies  under  

cover  of  darkness  

from  the  humans  

living  above.  The  

movie  follows  the  

perspective  of  the  protagonist,  

Arietty,  whose  exploits  in  the  

film  present  us  with  the  unusual  

visual  spectacle  of  a  mysterious  

world  existing  right  below  our  

feet,  one  that  is  otherwise  

invisible  to  the  naked  eye.  As  is  

typical  of  Studio  Ghibli’s  work,  

the  viewer  is  given  a  unique  and  

magical  projection  of  a  world  

that  previously  would  only  have  

been  possible  in  the  imagination.  

Award-­‐winning  production  

designer  Yohei  Taneda  

(responsible  for  work  on  Kill  Bill  

Vol.  1,  among  other  films)  brings  

that  dream  to  life  in  Fusing  

Fantasy  with  

Reality,  an  

opportunity  for  

members  of  the  

public  to  explore  

scale  

representations  of  

scenes  from  the  

movie.    

Taneda  replicates  the  movie’s  

sense  of  miniature  in  a  dramatic  

fashion,  and  after  entering  the  

exhibit  it  soon  becomes  very  

easy  to  immerse  oneself  in  the  

daily  lives  of  the  miniscule  

people  who  populate  the  film’s  

world.  Such  is  the  meticulous  

attention  to  detail  in  each  of  the  

set  pieces  that  we  can  

“…the viewer is given a

unique and magical projection of a world that previously would only have been possible in the imagination.

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appreciate  the  practicality  of  

objects  that  we  would  otherwise  

discard.  Cola  can  rings  become  

hangers,  postage  stamps  

become  decorative  posters,  

thimbles  are  used  as  lampshades,  

and  tiny  fairy-­‐lights  illuminate  

entire  rooms.  The  exhibition    

magnifies  this  eclectic  collection  

of  odds  and  ends  to  massive  

proportion,  allowing  us  to  

imagine  that  we  actually  are  no  

more  than  a  couple  of  

centimeters  tall.    

 

In  addition,  buying  a  ticket  also  

grants  you  access  to  a  special  

exhibit  reflecting  on  blueprints,  

sketches  and  concept  art  from  

some  of  Taneda’s  previous  

projects.  As  Taneda’s  work  

undoubtedly  plays  a  key  role  in  

developing  the  ambience  and  

feel  of  his  movies,  this  

retrospective  serves  to  establish  

set  design  as  not  just  practical  

but  also  an  art  form  in  itself.  It  is  

a  humbling  and  one-­‐of-­‐a-­‐kind  

experience  and  will  surely  appeal  

even  to  those  who  are  unfamiliar  

with  Studio  Ghibli.  

 

 

Unfortunately,  photography  is  

prohibited  in  the  galleries  and  it  

is  very  difficult  to  capture  the  

style  and  integrity  of  Taneda’s  

work  within  the  limitations  of  a  

few  paragraphs.  However,  fans  

of  Studio  Ghibli,  modern  art,  

production  design,  or  all  of  the  

above—or  those  who  are  simply  

looking  for  a  few  hours  of  

escapism—can  look  no  further  

than  this  exhibit.  

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More Information

Location:

The Niigata Prefectural Museum of Modern Art, Nagaoka City, Niigata

Dates:

November 3 2011 – January 15 2012

Admission:

Adults 1200 yen, students 1000 yen

(200-yen discount for groups)

Link:

http://www.lalanet.gr.jp/kinbi/english/index.html

(includes access details and information about the museum’s exhibits and

opening hours in English)

 

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Niigata Cuisine Take a Bite Out of Life A Trip to the La Saishun Yakiniku Restaurant

By  Jonathan  Robinson  

La  Saishun  Yakiniku  Buffet  is  a  wonderful  

yakiniku  restaurant  that  gets  things  right.  

From  the  menu  options  to  its  great  

pricing,  La  Saishun,  

with  its  relaxing  

atmosphere,  is  a  

great  place  to  

enjoy  a  well-­‐

deserved  meal  

after  a  long  and  

busy  week.  The  staff  is  quite  friendly  and  

helpful,  and  unlike  other  yakiniku  buffets  

I've  eaten  at,  they  come  quite  promptly  to  

assist  you  and  make  sure  things  are  going  

well  throughout  your  meal.  The  

restaurant  is  well-­‐lit,  spacious  and  

comfortable,  with  a  large  number  of  

seating  options  to  accommodate  your  

party  size.    

One  of  the  best  features  of  La  Saishun  is  

its  ordering  system.  Instead  of  the  typical  

push-­‐button-­‐tell-­‐

server  approach,  

every  table  comes  

equipped  with  an  

iPad,  on  which  you  

can  directly  view  

the  menu  options  

and  place  your  orders.  It  also  conveniently  

displays  the  amount  of  time  left  for  your  

meal,  and  can  list  your  orders  over  the  

course  of  the  meal  as  well.  There  are  

several  courses  to  choose  from,  ranging  in  

price  from  about  ¥2000–¥5000;  courses  

are  priced  differently  for  men  and  

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women,  and  offer  different  cuts  and  types  

of  meat  (beef,  pork,and  chicken),  seafood  

and  sushi,  side  dishes,  drinks,  and  

desserts.  My  preferred  menu  is  the  上級  

(joukyuu)  course,  which  is  ¥2980  for  men  

and  ¥2780  for  women.  It’s  a  two-­‐hour  

course  which  includes  140  items  to  

choose  from.  That’s  a  bit  much  to  break  

down  here,  but  the  options  range  from  

hanasaki  calbee  beef  (a  tender  cut  taken  

from  the  ribs  and  

partially  sliced  in  

the  shape  of  a  

flower,  which  

helps  draw  out  the  

deeper  savory  

flavor  of  the  meat  as  it  cooks)  to  grilled  

lemon  butter  shrimp  and  teriyaki  mayo  

chicken.  Sides  include  rice,  Korean  and  

Chinese  dishes,  ramen,  doria,  French  fries,  

and  more.  There  is  a  full  range  of  soft  

drink  options,  and  the  soft  drink  bar  is  

included  in  the  meal  price.  If  you’re  

interested  in  drinking,  various  cocktails  

and  alcoholic  drinks  are  available  for  the  

duration  of  your  meal  for  an  extra  ¥1000,  

and  this  can  be  applied  on  an  individual  

basis,  so  those  who  don't  want  to  drink  

won't  have  to  be  inconvenienced  with  a  

higher  bill.  For  dessert,  options  such  as  ice  

cream,  pancakes,  crepes,  

and  soft  almond  tofu  

change  seasonally  and  

depending  upon  your  

course  level.  La  Saishun  

really  gives  you  a  great  

experience  and  value  for  the  cost,  so  if  

you're  looking  to  try  somewhere  new,  I  

absolutely  recommend  you  check  this  

place  out.    

Happy  eating!  

La Saishun Yakiniku Buffet Niigata City Akiba Ku Furuta 1-4-11 Tel: 0250-21-3311 Hours: 5:30pm - 11pm (Last Order is at 10:30)  

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The  Hungry  Binbō                 By  Shaun  Smith  

 Omelette  +  Rice  =  Omurice.    

Japan’s  very  own  answer  to  America’s  Mac  n’  Cheese.  

 

Omurice  is  one  of  those  dishes  

that  you  can  throw  together  when  you’re  a  week  away  from  payday,  broke  and  running  out  of  supplies  fast.  But  Omurice  is  not  only  efficient  but  also  extremely  delicious.  

Beautifully  simple  in  concept,  Omurice  consists  of  fried  rice  wrapped  cozily  in  a  thin  blanket  of  egg.  The  great  thing  about  this  dish    

is  that  you  can  toss  in  virtually  anything  as  long  as  the  structural  components  are  there.  Make  it  ovo-­‐vegetarian.  Make  it  with  bacon.  Make  it  with  seafood.  Make  it  with  all  three.  You  don’t  need  much,  but  with  a  little,  you  can  create  a  real  pleasure  feast.  

For  a  simple,  delicious  and  efficient  meal  within  minutes,  check  out  the  basic  instructions  below  to  get  you  started  on  your  own  Omurice  experiments.  

 

Ingredients:  

• 360ml  dry  rice,  steamed  

• 2  eggs  (per  serving)    

• 1/2  sweet  onion,  minced    

• 3-­‐4  small  green  peppers,  

minced    

• 2  cups  mushrooms,  sliced    

• 6-­‐7  ham  slices,  sliced    

• Ketchup  

•  Milk  (about  as  much  as  

you’d  need  to  make  an  

omelets)    

• Salt    

• Pepper    

• Worcestershire  sauce

 

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Method:  

1. Coat  a  frying  pan  with  olive  oil.  Add  vegetables,  ham,  and  cook  until  

onions  are  translucent.  

2.  Add  the  cooked  rice  along  with  sauces  and  seasonings  to  taste,  and  

cook  until  golden  brown.    

3. Remove  fried  rice  from  pan  and  set  aside.    

4. Crack  two  eggs  in  a  bowl.  Season  with  salt,  pepper  and  brown  sugar.  

Add  milk  and  beat  into  a  fine  liquid.  

5. Heat  the  frying  pan  on  high  heat  and  add  oil.  Pour  the  egg  mixture  into  

the  pan  and  scramble  with  chopsticks  for  a  few  seconds.  Smooth  out  

the  egg  mixture  by  whirling  the  pan  gently  on  the  flame.    

6. While  the  egg  is  still  in  the  pan,  place  a  healthy  serving  of  fried  rice  on  

top.  Remove  the  pan  from  the  heat.  

7. Wrap  the  omelette  around  the  rice  and  flip  onto  a  plate.  8.  Enjoy!  

You  should  end  up  with  a  bunch  of  fried  rice.    

Keep  this  in  the  fridge  for  when  you  need  a  quick  meal!  

 

 

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NIIGATA STYLE FILE          by  Luke  Hamilton  &  Louise  Hollywood  

From  the  rice-­‐fields  of  rural  Joetsu  to  the  

bustling  metropolis  of  Niigata  city,  we  give  

you  an  exclusive  insight  into  the  fashion  

habits,  advice  and  blunders  of  Niigata  

prefecture’s  most  stylish  residents.  

 

Name  Maika  Kanno    Age  24    Background  Born  in  Joetsu  city  but  attended  high  school  in  New  Zealand,  followed  by  3  years  studying  for  a  degree  in  Fine  Art  at  the  University  of  Los  Angeles.    Occupation  Eikaiwa  Teacher    

WEARING  Cardigan          Nordstram    Dept                            Store    Dress                      H&M      Belt                Flea  market  in  LA        Boots      Zara      Earrings      www.jewelmint.com    Watch            Baby  G    Glasses          Burberry    Necklace-­‐    Family  gift      

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 How much do you spend on clothing or accessories per month?  I  try  to  keep  my  shopping  under  control  but  it  usually  comes  to  around  15000  yen.      Favorite Clothing Shop  Forever  21  and  H&M      Favorite Label  Forever  21  and  MAC  (makeup)      Favorite Item of Clothing  All  of  my  earrings!    3 things you couldn’t live without  

1. Shopping  

2. My  art  (particularly  

photography  and  sculpture)  

3. My  family  

 Worst Fashion Blunder  I  used  to  tuck  my  t-­‐shirt  into  my  trousers  and  shorts!  What  was  I  thinking!?    Fashion Icon  I  admire  Lady  Gaga’s  creativity  but  I  don’t  think  I  will  be  trying  out  a  meat  dress  anytime  soon!    Best Bargain  Clothing  in  Japan  is  generally  expensive  but  I  think  Uniqlo  often  has  some  good  deals!    

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“Only In Japan”  

       By  Carol  Pinnock    

 I  think  we  all  knew  before  we  came  here  that  Japan  would  be  quite  a  different  experience  from  what  we  are  used  to  at  home,  but  I  didn’t  expect  to  be  constantly  befuddled  by  things  that  happen  here.  How  many  times  have  you  had  an  experience  here  and  thought  to  yourself,  “This  could  only  happen  in  Japan”?  I  don’t  know  about  you,  but  I  find  myself  saying  this  ever  so  often.      Don’t  get  me  wrong;  a  lot  of  the  time  my  amazement  includes  a  healthy  bit  of  awe  and  respect  for  the  way  of  life  here,  but  at  other  times  I’m  just  utterly  confused.  Although  we  who  live  here  eventually  assimilate  and  come  to  see  some  of  these  things  as  second  nature,  it  only  takes  the  eyes  of  a  visiting  relative  to  remind  you  that  many  things  are,  quite  simply,  idiosyncratic.      One  thing  that  got  me  saying  “Only  in  Japan”  is  called  a  shuukinbako  (money  collection  box).  Usually  you  see  them  at  unmanned  fruit  and  vegetable  stands.  I  get  really  excited  about  fruits  and  vegetables  and  I  happen  to  be  lucky  enough  to  teach  in  a  school  where  kids  grow  and  sell  them  very  cheaply.  Sometimes,  the  students  walk  around  from  department  to  department  selling  items,  but  usually  they  set  up  a  small  stall  in  the  teacher’s  entrance.  It  sounds  convenient,  but  almost  every  time  I  went  there  to  buy  something,  there  was  no  one  manning  the  stall!  You  can  imagine  I  wasn't  too  thrilled  with  this  business  practice,  and  I  always  wondered  how  they  made  any  money.  I  barely  even  noticed  the  little  red  box  on  the  table,  because  of  course,  outside  of  using  a  vending  machine,  you  expect  to  hand  your  money  over  to  someone  to  get  what  you  want.    This  didn’t  only  happen  at  school.  As  I  travelled  around  my  town,  I  would  see  nicely  displayed  veggie  stalls  on  the  street,  and  again,  there  was  never  a  person  in  sight.  I  was  always  really  confused  by  this,  especially  because  the  next  time  I  passed  the  stall,  the  merchandise  would  have  dwindled  without  the  appearance  of  an  actual  person.      

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One  day,  out  of  utter  frustration,  I  finally  asked  one  of  my  teachers.  Well,  if  I  wasn’t  confused  before  I  certainly  was  now.  She  explained  that  the  process  was  quite  simple—pick  what  you  want  and  put  the  money  in  the  red  box.  I  thought,  “What?  Are  you  crazy,  lady?”,  but  she  seemed  pretty  sure.  With  no  supervision,  no  accountability,  people  are  trusted  to  simply  take  the  desired  produce  from  the  table  and  place  the  equivalent  cash  in  the  box.  Apparently  this  is  normal  behavior  in  Japan!  It  never  even  crosses  people’s  minds  to  be  dishonest  or  try  to  cheat  the  system.      You  have  to  admire  the  honor  code  here,  and  the  fact  that  once  you  live  here,  you  are  expected  to  uphold  that  code  as  well.  It’s  something  really  simple,  but  I  think  that  it  goes  a  long  way  in  reminding  people  of  the  spirit  of  community  so  essential  to  the  Japanese  psyche  and  the  roles  and  responsibilities  of  each  citizen.  To  me,  this  little  red  box  is  a  reiteration  of  a  sense  of  safety  and  security,  a  symbol  of  restraint  and  respect  and  a  reminder  that  I  am  now  a  part  of  the  community  whose  members  are  expected  to  act  in  a  way  that  benefits  not  the  self,  but  everyone.      I’m  not  sure  this  shuukinbako  practice  would  work  successfully  anywhere  else,  but  you  have  to  admire  the  fact  that  in  Japan,  it  works  like  a  charm.  In  this  case,  when  I  say  “only  in  Japan,”  it  has  no  pejorative  connotations  at  all,  and  I  actually  feel  a  kind  of  wistful  sadness  that  something  like  this  isn’t  more  commonplace.  In  any  case,  until  something  like  this  can  effectively  and  efficiently  be  used  all  over  the  world,  it  is  one  of  the  things  for  which  I  am  only  too  happy  to  say  “Only  in  Japan.”        

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Tech Corner  

by  Steven  Gore          One  of  the  main  goals  of  educators  worldwide  is  to  build  intrinsic  motivation  within  their  students.  Intrinsic  motivation  is  motivation  that  comes  from  an  internal  source,  such  as  one’s  will,  sense  of  responsibility,  or  desire  to  act.  Unfortunately,  it  is  also  one  of  the  more  difficult  types  of  motivation  to  inspire.  I  believe  technology  can  help  by  giving  the  children  an  opportunity  to  have  a  direct  effect  on  the  outcome  of  the  lesson,  making  the  classroom  experience  more  real  and  exciting.  Therefore,  it  is  the  mission  of  this  section  to  spread  awareness  of  technologies  that  can  be  easily  (and  cheaply!)  implemented  to  add  that  extra  element  to  the  classroom.      A  random  name  generator  is  a  quick  and  easy  way  to  do  this.  I  first  used  one  to  help  some  of  my  fifth  graders  give  their  self-­‐introductions  a  special  flair,  but  it’s  definitely  something  that  can  be  used  for  any  grade  level  at  any  time  in  the  semester.  Since  it’s  an  English  class,  I  had  the  students  use  the  name  generator  to  give  themselves  an  English  

name  to  use  throughout  the  semester.  Names  can  also  be  assigned  just  for  a  particular  activity,  or  on  the  fly  as  an  extra  element  of  fun.  Plenty  of  random  name  generators  can  be  found  on  the  internet,  but  if  internet  access  is  a  problem,  there  are  also  some  available  for  download.  It  was  a  small  addition  to  the  lesson,  but  my  students’  attention  level  definitely  increased!        A  sample  generator:  http://download.cnet.com/Random-­‐Name-­‐Generator/3000-­‐2130_4-­‐10058754.html  

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ARIES A wise investment will save you 3man yen this month. I recommend pancake futures.  

TAURUS Today is your lucky day! The yuki fairy just saw its own shadow. That means two more weeks of fall for you. Or wait, was it two more weeks of winter?  

 GEMINI I notice the ki of byou is strong about you. If the Moon of Pluto faces northeast in Jupiter, you will find your hands free at work due to a passing cold front. If it faces west by east, an actual cold may hit you instead!    

 

CANCER Take your pick—super-powered bugs, aliens, or humans. A guy or two in a mask are coming to save you later today. Try not to act too surprised; it was only a matter of time!  

LEO Three kids distract you while a fourth gets the kancho for the win. Be leery of piggyback rides today.  

VIRGO A wild Ken Watanabe appears… keep your master balls handy.  

LIBRA Oops, schoolyard mobile suit fight! Looks like you'll be in need of a new school to teach at!  

SCORPIO Look out!!  

SAGITARRIUS The force is weak with this one...  

AQUARIUS The position of the sun in Mars suggests that you really enjoy the fine culinary tradition known to some as sushi. However, the shine off the eastern rim of Jupiter in Venus suggests that there are others who call this murder. Be careful of vengeful schools.  

CAPRICORN Fortune for a quarter, I LOVE quarters! Give me a quarter, I'll read your pa—I mean, you'll find much success with your current lesson plan.  

PISCES A trip to Sendai will leave you endowed with powers unimaginable. Avoid squat toilets.  

ALT Horoscopes

by  Jonathan  Robinson  

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