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them would die. No one could

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we'll end up living together like Darby and Joan"But when she was asked if the pair could not only be housemates but bed-

fellows, she blurted “preposterous!” The couple dated for 13 years beforesplitting up in 2000, and have stayed incredibly close ever since. They eventake cookery, music and language classes together these days. As preten-

tious as it all sounds, it’s kind of cute. Liz is much better suited to Hugh thanto that bloated perma-tanned womaniser Shane Warne.

We couldn’t help but wonder – who else would be good put together? Whichfamous couples are we hoping to reconcile?

Brad Pitt and Jennifer AnistonRemember when Brad’s hair was blond, not grey? Remember when he’d guest star on Friends

and make us all laugh (more at him than with him, but still)?Remember when he didn’t walk around wearing ugly flatcaps and morbid black all the time?

Yes? Well these were the times when he was with Jennifer Aniston…wasn’t he so much coolerback then? And, well, even if he is still quite cool, we can barely keep up with Jennifer Aniston’s

loves, flings and rumored boyfriends that it would just be a lot easier if Brad and Jennifer gotback together. It’s probably off the cards, though. They split so long ago, they pre-dated the

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Britney Spears and Justin TimberlakeThese two met on the set of the squeaky-clean Mickey Mouse Club

and were inseparable as teens. They started dating in 1999 whenBritney Spears supported *NSYNC on tour. After three years of Britneyinsisting she was a virgin (oh how the mighty have fallen) they split up

when it was alleged she’d bonked that Wade Robson dancer bloke. Eversince, everything’s gone swimmingly for Justin, but Britney’s, well, you know

Britney…But they looked SO cute together, and maybe, just maybe if they gotback together, they’ll be able to undo the last six years of rubbish...

Charlotte Church and Gavin HensonNow, we all know Gavin’s pretty unbearable – perma-tanned, silly-hairedand apparently not very good at rugby anymore – but we’d LOVE to see

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A married couple were on holiday in Morocco.They were touring around the market place looking

at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a

Moroccan accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into myhumble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Moroccan man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd beinterested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man hadclaimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex hero hewas. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a god oflove?" The Moroccan man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for your-self?" Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded totry them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in hiseyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Moroccan man, threw him on a tableand started tearing at the guy's pants. All the time the Moroccan man was frantically screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!! "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!!!!!

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3) Who drove the 'Drag-U-La'?

4) Same initials: The answers to the following

questions all have the same initials a: Where

was Nick Nolte down & out in a 1986 film? b:

Which song by the England football team

reached number 1 in 1970? c: What is the

cockney rhyming slang for look? d: Which

Dickens novel features a court case of Jarndyce

v Jarndyce? e: What is the name of the range of

mountains in South Dakota in USA?

5) The 'Flying Dutchman' takes its name from

the tale of a ship that was 'lost' in a storm off

which coast?

6) What kind of car did the Emma Peel played

by Diana Rigg drive in The Avengers?

7) "Girls School" was the record on the other

side of which 1977 Christmas No. 1 UK hit

about an island?

8) Which Beatles' chart-topper contains the line

"She's a big teaser, she took me half the way

there"?

9) What time of the day is palindromic?

10) Cops Michael Douglas & Andy Garcia tan-

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11) What has 33 degrees starting with Entered

Apprentice and end with Sovereign Grand

Inspector general?

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Every year it’s the same thing, a lot ofpeople seek help for itchy eyes and runny

noses, symptoms varying in degree from sneezingto allergic asthma. Most people take some sort of

western medication i.e. antihistamine, nasal decongestantspray or cortisone based inhalers. Although these drugs alleviate their symptoms,they do not address the root of the problem and usually cause side effects.

Why consider acupuncture for hay fever?Well, it is highly effective, it will not cause side effects and it does not interferewith your body’s natural balance, instead it helps restore it!

Acupuncture regulates the blood flow and restores the body’s natural antihistamine production. Oriental medicine looks at hay fever as the immune system overacting and not being able to recognize what is a real threat. Bystrengthening the immune system and the underlying deficiency, the symptoms subside.Points on the head, around the nose and a few body points are used to effectivelyclear the hay fever symptoms in the short term. The best way is to start at thebeginning of the season so the body can build up immunity. 5 to 10 consecutivetreatments are usually required to take the edge off and further bi monthly or monthly follow up treatments are usually recommended depending on the individual case.

To further help the treatment, a spoon of local honey a day can be beneficial.Ginger and Red bush tea are natural antihistamines that strengthen the systemand help with the symptoms. We also recommend that you take zinc and chromium for the same reason.

Keeping off dairy food products will help in reducing your mucus levels.Making an attempt to avoid white sugar and replace it with brown sugar, honeyand molasses also helps.

Acupuncture can treat a variety of problems both physical and emotional; itseeks to restore the balance in an unbalanced system. Sometimes during treatments clients find other long standing complaints are resolved as the body isstrengthened as you recover.

To find out more about treatingyour hay fever with acupuncture or with main stream medication

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Every Wednesday: Karaoke with Bazoo at Peppers, El Zoco, Calahonda.

Every Wednesday: at The Restaurant, Dona Lola, Mijas Costa is WednesdaySpecial – slow roasted baby leg of lamb with mint and cranberry gravy for 15€call 952 934 299

Every Thursday: Steak night at Playa Miraflores – call 952 934 840

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Ever Friday: Sunday , Carvery 2pm to 6pm with Nigel’s retro Dessert table atPlaya Miraflores and Phoebe or Chas Burnett Live alternate weeks– call 952 934840 for more information.

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•• Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old shop assistant in Leeds, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 heasked a fellow worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punchcaused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died of a fractured skull.

•• George Schwartz, owner of a factory in Providence, RI narrowly escaped death when ablast flattened his factory except for one wall. After treatment for minor injuries, he returnedto the scene to search for his files. The remaining wall then collapsed on him, killing himinstantly.

•• A man hit by a car in New York City in 1977 got up injured, but laid back down in front ofthe car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurancemoney. The car then rolled forward and crushed him to death.

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range of around three hours' usage betweenrecharges. In all around 300 Lohner-Porsches were

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at the front of the car, while a second set was kept inthe rear. It was a truly impressive car, setting a

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Career opportunities are likely to arise this month and next, Pisces, possibly of thebehind-the-scenes variety, or involving online endeavors. Energy for improving yourskills and getting projects going runs extremely high this month, so take advantage ofthis. While pushing yourself too hard will never work to your benefit in the long run,taking some extra time to tend to projects that have been on the back burner will beto your advantage. Troublesome or mixed up communications are likely to clear upby mid-month. Love opportunities increase dramatically from the 19th forward; itlooks like you are in for some hot summer romance…

Change is on the horizon, Aries, and a spiritual revelation or attitude breakthroughoccurs in May that propels you along a new path this spring and summer. Adventure,travel, and higher learning call out to you. You are setting your sights on the futureinstead of worrying about the past, and setting your sights mighty high! There may beunexpected events that free you from confining situations. Financial concerns and mix-ups lift by mid-month, when a new source of income will come knocking on you’redoor. You are ready to take the lead pursuing romance, and if you do you are in forsome good old-fashioned loving this month…

You are especially magnetic this month, Gemini, from the 15th onwards. Love andappreciation are easy to attract this month. Your desire to learn, share ideas, andimprove your skills is powerful. You will feel a very strong energy for new beginningsin your close relationships around the last few weeks of the month. It's also a timewhen exciting professional opportunities could arise, seemingly out of the blue. Alsothere is a very strong chance that you will be making travel plans on the spur of themoment this month, keep your Passport handy! Stimulating changes in the realms offriendships, group connections, and business plans are on the horizon.

Mid-month onward will be a fantastic time for you, Taurus, you feel the need to makea fresh start. Communication problems might be a bit troublesome until then, partic-ularly when it comes to money and love. Love ties are coming up for review, and theneed to put the past behind you becomes insistent. Some of you will be determiningwhether a romantic relationship is strong enough to make the grade and last the longhaul, take your time to ponder this. A surprising new friendship could develop thismonth from the strangest set of circumstances. Home life is animated, busy, andinvolving.

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A mostly entertaining month is in store for you, Capricorn. While some communica-tion errors can get your goat, especially with a romantic partner, your creative flowreturns from the 15th onwards. The chances for creative and romantic new beginningsarrive just in time to revitalise your outlook. The urge to work is weaker than usual,so if you can manage it, down time or a holiday might be in order. Finances are strong,particularly those related to the communications industry and online endeavors. Youare especially intuitive when it comes to financial prospects this month so it may bewise to buy a lottery ticket or two!

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Motivation to make money is strong this month, Cancer. You are also enjoying livelyfriendships and group activities. The work you do in May could give the financial sup-port you have been looking for, or enable you the ability to support others' talents orcauses. Many of you will achieve more recognition, a promotion, or a position ofincreased responsibility on the work/career front this spring and summer 2011, unusualdevelopments in May seem to push you in this direction. Work is stimulating and a littlehectic towards the end of the month. Take a little time to yourself in this period or youmight find it is going to feel like a very long, hot summer…

Career and professional interests are strong this month, Leo. Mix-ups or delays vanishby mid-month; this will mean you get yourself back on track. New ideas are abundant,and your energy levels run high all month. Some form of tug of war when it comes tofinances could be irksome in May, but clearing up financial matters will do wonders foryour outlook. Friendships are especially rewarding this month, and new feel-good con-nections can be made. Love wise, some of you single Leo’s will be meeting a newromantic interest this month if you are attached you will be experiencing a rejuvenationof romance.

Business relationships are strong this month, Virgo. You have that extra "edge" when itcomes to appealing to superiors as well as co-workers use this to your advantage. Achange of residence, a working partnership, maybe an opportunity to work from home,or an alliance with an old family friend or co-worker could be in the offing. Reticenceabout changes in a close personal relationship is something you have been strugglingwith for some time, now is a good time to examine what is holding you back. The goodnews is upsets can be sorted if you’re serious about making things right. New travel oreducational plans are likely mid-month.

May is a sociable month for you, Libra, especially from the 21st forward. You are mak-ing exciting new contacts and reconnecting with old friends. You are keen on sharingyour personal philosophies with others and are especially intrigued with other points ofview. Restlessness with routine is sure to get you out and about. Financial matters beginto clear up mid-month. Some nagging health or work problems need attention, espe-cially those revolving around poor communication. Conditions in your close partner-ships may begin to feel confining now, and demand a major overhaul talking your prob-lems through will help in the long run…

May is a strong month for you’re social life, negotiations, and communications, Sagittarius.However, before the 15th, some conversations can be strained and non-productive, par-ticularly with a partner and at work. It's best to leave important conversations for the sec-ond half of May. Problems balancing career and family obligations are likely throughoutthe month but remember attitude is everything, so it’s worth the effort you give in thelong run. Your spirit for adventure runs high, yet you are especially busy with work obli-gations and health routines. A new home or living arrangement might be in the offing. The26th-28th brings a surprising personal revelation. It's time to listen to your heart.

May is an excellent month for giving your close personal relationships the attention theydeserve, Scorpio. By mid-month, tensions and communication troubles clear up. A part-ner is more willing to share himself/herself on deeper, intimate levels. May 13th bringsa rush of positive energy to a partnership. It's a great time for making new resolutions.Finances bring pleasant surprises this month and next, but money could be spent asquickly as it is earned if you are not careful! Your hobbies or sideline work can earn yousome extra cash this month.

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