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    T H E O R E D I G G E RVolume 92, Issue 7 October 24, 2011

    The student voice of the Colorado School of Mines

    Football out-

    scores Western

    State 48-33

    Sports 7

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    Opinion 10

    Features 4

    News 3

    Satire 11

    CSM recieves

    grant for mining

    safety

    A Farewell to

    Steve Jobs

    What is your

    favorite Hallow-

    een candy?

    Lady Gaga: New

    face of PETA

    With development on the rise

    around the world and the metals

    that allow it to occur in short supply,

    new sources must be found to satisfy

    demand. The sources suggested by

    Dr. Steve Scott from the University of

    Toronto are seaoor massive suldes

    (SMS), the study of which he has

    pioneered for decades.Scott was the rst mining geolo-

    gist to examine black smoker geo-

    thermal vents, which are the source

    of SMS deposits. During the lecture,

    he explained how the vents form and

    why they are so mineral rich. In parts

    of the ocean, seawater permeates

    the seaoor, and is heated by magma

    just beneath the surface causing min-

    erals and metals from the surrounding

    rock to dissolve. When the hot water

    passes back up through the seaoor

    and contacts the ambient cold water,

    suldes precipitate, forming black

    clouds of material and chimney-like

    spires. Said Scott, The spires grow

    and they fall down, new spires grow

    and they fall down, and eventually you

    have a massive sulde. The processis helped along by frequent seismic

    activity found in these areas of sulde-

    friendly geothermal activity.

    One such location is near Papua

    New Guinea in the Manus Basin

    of the Bismarck Sea. Discovered

    in 1997 by Scott and Ray Binns of

    CSIRO Australia, this location called

    Solwara 1 is the closest of any SMS

    deposit to actually being mined. The

    rights to the 0.11 square kilometer,

    1600 meter deep site are owned

    by Nautilus Minerals, which plans to

    use robots to excavate the mineral

    formation by scraping off layers at

    a time and pumping them to the

    surface. The process is expected to

    begin in 2013.

    Marine mining requires no infra-

    structure, poses little risk to miners,

    and creates no waste rock. Insteadof being underground in tunnels,

    Miners and engineers will sit on

    air conditioned ships, and pilot the

    robots, said Scott. He added, No-

    body lives on the sea oor, so there

    are not social repercussions. These

    benets combined with potentially

    higher yields than many geologically

    similar land mines might make marine

    mining a better option, but it is not

    without serious problems.

    Chief among these problems is

    potential damage to black smoker

    ecosystems. Scott mentioned that

    focus may be shifting away from

    extinct black smokers to ones that

    are more active.

    Each black smoker ecosystem

    supports a unique cast of creatureswhich are frequently one of a kind.

    Powerful mining robots could easily

    destroy ecosystems which may be

    the only known examples on the

    planet. As with any mining operation,

    careful environmental study must be

    performed to ensure minimal impact.

    It remains to be seen whether

    SMS mining will take off and be-

    come a major source of metals and

    resources like Scott has suggested it

    can. Risks associated with mining the

    ocean oor may be too great to justify

    actually doing it. That being said,

    there is still undeniable mineral wealth

    to be found there - undeniable wealth

    recognized by a different person in a

    Mining metals in the dark depths

    Ian Mertz

    Assistant Copy Editor

    This vigorously venting black smoker, called Sully, emits jets of particle-laden uids that create the black smoke.

    A black smoker in the High Rise portion of the Endeavour

    Hydrothermal Vents.

    different time. Scott concluded his

    lecture with a quote. ...In the ocean

    depths, there are mines of zinc, iron,

    silver, and gold that would be quite

    easy to exploit. The author of the

    quote was Jules Verne, and the year

    was 1870. Now, 140 years later, it is

    possible to actually do it.

    Untapped mineral resources found on the sea oor

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    Oredigger Staff

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    Editor-in-Chief

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    Headlines from around the worldLocal News

    Wall Street protestors in

    Colorado Springs, CO havebeen given a 30-day permit toerect tents, tables, chairs anda portable toilet in a section ofa downtown park. One of theprotest organizers, Jason Waf,states that the $100 permit forAcacia Park was paid for fromdonations. For now the protest-ers are free to stay, but city of-cials can revoke the permit witha 14-day notice if they deem itnecessary to protect publichealth, safety or convenienceof the park users.

    Current laws in Denver, COstate that sleeping in Denverparks is illegal while sleep-

    ing on any other city propertyis not. Denver Mayor MichaelHancock says that he would bein support of a new ordinancethat would make camping onall city property illegal. Han-cock has been working on asolution to the growing popula-tion of homeless people in Den-ver since he came into ofce inJuly. Among the top complaintsof city visitors is the safety andnumber of homeless people inDenvers 16th Street Mall.

    Debra Sue, the wife of LarryEdward Magus of Fort Collins,CO, was convicted of conningmore than 100 Wyoming resi-

    dents out of money. Sue liedsaying that the money wouldsend disabled children to amagic show. Sue turned her-self in and was charged withconspiracy to obtain propertyby false pretense. Maguns wasconvicted on the same chargeand court documents showthat at least 50 people gavedonations to the couple totalingmore than $1,000.

    Joshua Kleitsch, Staff Writer

    Joshua Kleitsch, Staff Writer

    President Barack Obama is

    calling for the strongest sanc-

    tions against Iran for its alleged

    involvement in a plot to kill Saudi

    Arabias ambassador to the

    United States. Obama says the

    US has strong evidence to support

    claims that Iran was involved. The

    president elaborated on what spe-

    cic sanctions he might support.

    With the fall of Libyas former

    government, many small groups

    of smugglers are transporting

    Libyan heavy weapons across

    Egypt to Gaza, taking advantageof the current lack of a domestic

    police force. Israels government is

    concerned about this smuggling,

    especially of antiaircraft missiles

    because Israel relies heavily on

    aircraft to combat Hamas forces

    in Gaza.

    Fighting in Sirte, the home of

    Libyas former dictator Muammar

    Qadda, has nally ceased with

    the report that Qadda was

    killed. Mixed emotions were felt in

    the nation as many citizens cel-

    ebrated the death of the former

    leader, while others expressed

    their concerns about contin-

    ued violence.

    The Arab Spring series

    of revolutions in the MiddleEast and North Africa that

    began months ago are far

    from over, as protest-

    ers in Yemen and Syria

    have been re-energized

    by Qaddas death.

    Demonstrators ooded

    the streets as the reports

    came out Friday, shouting

    chants such as Your turn

    is coming, Bashar, calling

    for the expulsion of Syrias Bashar

    al-Assad.

    President Barack Obama has

    stated that the last American

    soldiers will leave Iraq by the

    end of the year. This decision

    comes as an alteration to an ear-

    lier commitment made by the

    Obama administration to leave

    about 3,000 American troops to

    function as trainers for the grow-

    ing Iraqi national mili tary. Disagree-

    ments between the US and Iraq

    about immunity from legal pros-

    ecution for these trainers causedthe change.

    The late Steve Jobs told presi-

    dent Obama that he was headed

    for a one-term presidency, be-

    cause of his policies toward busi-

    nesses, says an authorized biog-

    raphy of the former Apple CEO

    and co-founder slated for release

    this week. Jobs reportedly told

    the president he needed to work

    on making business more prot-

    able for Americans in order to be

    re-elected.

    The Obama administration hasapproved the rst oil-drilling

    plan for BP since the Deepwa-

    ter Horizon explosion more than a

    year ago. Representative Edward

    Markey criticized the decision stat-

    ing, Comprehensive safety legis-lation hasnt passed Congress,

    and BP hasnt paid the nes they

    owe for their spill, yet BP is being

    given back the keys to drill in the

    gulf.

    London, England - The Black Death that wiped out a large fraction

    of Europes population in the mid 14th-century seems to have been

    caused by an early version of the same bacteria that causes plague

    around the world today. Researchers excavated a 650 year old grave

    site in London to study the human remains there, and successfully se-quenced roughly 99% of the Black Death bacterial genome. The bacte-

    ria, Y. pestis, shows no unique mutations that would explain why it was

    so deadly. The researchers concluded that the massive death toll must

    have been caused by a variety of conditions that no longer exist today.

    Johannesburg, South Africa - Ancient humans appear to

    have had paint as far back as 100,000 years ago, according to

    a new discovery by a team of archaeologists. While not paint in

    todays sense, this pigment, known as ocher, has a liquid form

    and contains all of the necessary ingredients to function as paint.The discovery was made in a cave overlooking the Indian Ocean

    in South Africa, where several other ground-breaking discoveries

    have been made. The archaeologists discovered the cave held

    what appeared to be a paint shop, with large mortar and pestle

    sets as well as containers to hold and mix the paint. Research-

    ers at several universities around the world speculate that this

    discovery points to a high level of brain function in early humans.

    Ann Arbor, Michigan - Some

    rare breeds of snails travel the sea

    just below the surface using mu-

    cus bubble rafts for otation. These

    snails oat wherever the wind and

    tide take them, snatching pieces of

    passing jellysh whenever oppor-

    tunities are presented. The bubble

    rafts are made from a mucus se-creted from the snails hind quar-

    ters, which is folded into bubbles

    that provide oatation. Scientists

    suspect that these travelling snails

    did not always oat, diverging from

    bottom-dwelling snails when air

    became trapped in similar mucus

    structures used to protect eggs.

    Zurich, Switzerland - Climate

    change agreements to limit global

    temperature increase may not be

    met because of a lack of commit-

    ment says a new study from scien-

    tists at ETH Zurich in Switzerland.

    Based on an analysis of emissions

    scenarios, the scientists say it is

    quite likely that global temperatures

    will exceed a two degree Celsius

    limit over pre-industrial levels set in

    2009 at the UN climate conference

    in Copenhagen. In order to remainunder this limit, the scientists sug-

    gested several plans, each of which

    required emissions to peak during

    this decade. Countries would also

    need to work to reduce emissions

    greatly after the peak, use renew-

    able energy sources, and make use

    of technologies to capture carbon.

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    Usually, if youre lucky, some-one shows up and says, I have aproblem, and I think you can helpme, said Dr. Josef Kallrath in hisEconomics and Business seminaron modeling and solving real-worldoptimization problems. Kallrathworks for the Scientic Comput-ing division of BASF, a chemicalcompany, and handles optimization

    problems on a daily basis. According to Kallrath, Real

    world optimization comes up in avariety of industries and the basicprocess for modeling and solvingthese problems can be applied toall industries. Most of the problemis not what the customer tells you inthe beginning, joked Kallrath.

    By structuring the problem intospecic wording and variables, itcan easily be turned into math-

    The US Department of LaborsMine Safety and Health Adminis-tration (MSHA) awarded the Col-orado School of Mines a $91,000grant this month to develop asimulation software to train minemanagers and staff for emergen-cies.

    The program will be designedto instruct personnel on reactionsto hazardous situations and willguide them in making correct de-cisions based on particular sets

    of conditions. The software will provideeducation and training in emer-gency situations in an interac-tive way, which is more effectivethan merely providing a manualof best practices. The goal of theprogram is to familiarize userswith responses to emergenciesso that if one occurs, responseis automatic. Hopefully, this willlower the incidence rate of acci-

    Hydrogen embrittlement, thedegradation of metal by hydrogen

    gas, is one of the largest problemsthat will be facing the infrastructureof the United States over the nextfew decades. On October 11th, Dr.Ian M. Robertson of Oxford Univer-sity, England gave a guest lectureabout his research on the effects thathydrogen embrittlement will have onthe United States. To introduce hislecture topic, Robertson providedsome background on why hydrogenwill play such a key role in the future.Hydrogen is currently a forerunnerin the search for a replacement forpetroleum, which as Robertson said,is not a limitless supply.

    Robertsons lecture primarily fo-cused on the challenges created bytransporting hydrogen through the

    According to guest speakerRaymond J. Ahearn, there is noth-ing more important than jobs whenit comes to economic policy issuesfor Congress. Ahearn is currently amember of the Congressional Re-search Service (CRS), a non-par-tisan agency within the Library ofCongress, which provides unbiasedresearch for members of Congress.

    During his lecture on October12, Ahearn described the details ofhis most recent report to Congresswhich described the role of the risingworldwide economic powers andtheir effect on the American econ-omy. These rising economic pow-ers (REPs) are countries that have alarge population base and a rapidlyexpanding economy and include na-tions such as Russia, Brazil, India, In-donesia, Mexico, and China. Thesecountries are currently shifting thebalance of global economic powerfrom the United States and West-

    The world today is full of humaninteraction. In few places is this

    more apparent than the modernworkplace. Through human inter-action, the general attitude of theemployees at a business affectsthe atmosphere of the workplace,which in turn affects the attitudeemployees take and the decisionsthey make on a daily basis.

    In his seminar, titled Does Or-ganizational Culture Really Matter,Dr. Brian R. Murphy, President andCEO of Fulcrum Technologies, de-scribed this cycle of attitudes withthe term organizational culture,and claimed that this culture even-tually existsin all compa-nies, whetherplanned or

    not. Hence, herecommendedthat compa-nies cultivatea desirableculture bydesign, ratherthan allow aculture of happenstance.

    Murphy explained that thereare two categories that comprise acompanys culture. The rst is thevisible culture, which includes dresscode, ofce design, noise level,and other immediately noticeableaspects of an ofce. The second,he said, is the invisible culture, thepart in which people really have toparticipate to understand.

    This includes whether rulesare universal, whether risk takingis rewarded, how employees areappreciated, and how failure istreated. Murphy stated these ele-ments of culture affect not only theperformance of its employees, butalso public perception of and inter-actions with the company.

    Murphy also suggested thatthere are three main types of cul-tural orientations in businesses:

    ern Europe to a more widespreaddistribution. With the current eco-nomic situation, REPs are becom-ing emerging players in internationalnance and are accounting for a ris-ing share of global GDP and globaltrade. But more importantly, they arecompeting for jobs as their interna-tional markets are booming.

    In his report, Ahearn addressedthe question of how the US can takeadvantage of these growing interna-tional markets. He proposed severalkey things the US must accomplishto stay competitive with the REPs.

    According to Ahearn, Americarst needs to increase its exports.Every president since Dwight Eisen-hower in 1953 has instituted someplan in order to see a boost in ex-ports. For America to grow, exportsare a necessity, and the economicboom among REPs has the poten-tial to provide new markets for Amer-ican goods. If America wants to takeadvantage of this, it must increase itsefforts at penetrating these markets.

    This can be accomplished through

    Will Parker

    Staff Writer

    CSM receives grant

    for mining safetyJoshua KleitschStaff Writer

    dents and save lives in the longrun.

    Seven other institutions alsoreceived MSHA grants of varyingsizes and will be working on simi-lar projects, including simulationand gaming software designedto teach mine workers with lim-ited or non-existent English skills.In addition to the software prod-ucts, some organizations will bedeveloping multimedia presenta-tions and videos for use in mines.

    The goal of all of these grantsis to provide a starting point forthe design and implementation ofmore comprehensive safety prac-

    tices. The MHSA believes thatsafety training programs nation-wide are currently poor and thatthese new programs will be a rststep towards making mining ac-cidents a thing of the past.

    The mine safety initiative isnamed after the 25 men whodied in explosions in mines inBrookwood, Alabama, in 2001and Tallsmanville, West Virginia,in 2006.

    different trade agreements by lower-ing tariffs on American manufacturedgoods and helping them to competeglobally.

    Secondly, the United States mustget its own house in order. This is ac-complished through solving the debtproblems and fostering a friendlybusiness environment. A solidhome-front will build a strong foun-dation that will lead to the economicsuccess that is desired.

    So even though the growth ofthe REP economies will create morecompetition to American workers,

    Ahearn sees it as a win-win situa-tion. If someone else gets richer, itdoesnt make us poorer. The risingeconomic powers will make the piebigger for everyone; they will allowhundreds of millions to escape frompoverty which is good for us.

    If the US is to remain competitivewith REPs, Ahearn said, We mustovercome the political stalemate,deal with the long term scal pres-sures, and maximize our inherenteconomic strengths.

    Infrastructure threatened byhydrogen embrittlementWill Parker

    Staff Writer

    existing natural gas infrastructure.The current problem with the exist-ing infrastructure is that the materialsoriginally used in the construction ofits fuel pipes are unknown, so it is a

    challenge to predict their interactionswith hydrogen. Beyond this, hydro-gen gas proves to be highly corro-sive, so even the highest quality ma-terials will be affected. This makes itextremely difcult to convert the oldinfrastructure for hydrogen use.

    Dr. Robertson has spent the last20 years researching the effect of hy-drogen embrittlement on an assort-ment of metals. Although scientistshave been aware of hydrogen em-brittlement for over a century, theyare still discovering the details.

    Hydrogen causes things to hap-pen at a lower stress level than youwould expect said Robertson. Forexample, when nickel is exposedto hydrogen gas it fails in a granular

    ematical language. By combin-ing data, variables, and situationalconstraints with experience andknow-how, those solving the prob-lem have this melting pot that pro-duces a wonder drink.

    After turning the problem intomathematical language, an ap-propriate solver can be selectedand used, often a computer-basedmodeling system. The results canthen be interpreted and applied tothe original structured problem.

    As Kallrath pointed out, Real-world problems are often very com-plex and multi-faceted. For thesekinds of problems, Kallrath oftenuses tailor-made methods or apolylithic approach, which involvesstringing together multiple mono-lithic modeling systems. Althoughthe polylithic approach is designedto beat the size and complexity ofa problem, it requires more experi-ence and a dose of creativity. Kall-

    Modeling and solving realworld optimization problemsrath warned this method should behandled with care, noting one cankill a project easily by over-doingthe details.

    From his point of view as anindustry employee, Kallrath pro-posed a triangle of industry, sci-ence, and education with respectto optimization problems. Industrywas at the peak, the source of real-world optimization problems, andat the base were science, whichdevelops solutions, and education,

    which prepares students to solveproblems.

    Kallrath noted a aw in this pyra-mid, namely that education normal-ly produces students with textbookknowledge who work for grades,not for understanding. He recom-mended that modeling be part ofcurriculum and that students getinvolved in solving challenging real-world problems early so that the tri-angle would be more aligned.

    Carmella Caltagirone

    Staff Writer

    fashion instead of a ductile fashion.The hydrogen wears down the nick-el, which usually breaks from beingbent back and forth multiple times,by causing it to be rubbed away.

    Therefore, hydrogen enhancesthe mobility of dislocations within ametal and can cause a stationarycrack to move at a constant stress.When a stress that the metal cannormally withstand is applied, themetal may actually fail due to thepresence of hydrogen.

    The effects of hydrogen embrit-tlement are important to understandbefore existing gas lines can be usedfor hydrogen gas. If scientists do notadjust these lines, catastrophic fail-ure may occur. In the eyes of Robert-son, understanding the effects of hy-drogen on the mechanical propertiesof metals is crucial to ensuring thatalternative fuel, such as hydrogen,can power the transportation sector.

    Organizationalculture does matterJordan Frances

    Staff Writercultures of inclusion, achievement,and authenticity. He described aculture of inclusion as one that fo-cuses on ensuring that the peoplewithin the organization work well

    together and emphasizes the suc-cess of the team above the suc-cess of individuals. This culture iscommon in start-up companieswith few employees, but largernumbers of people prevent thisbecause the entire team of work-ers cannot be consulted for everydecision.

    The culture of achievement fo-cuses on end results and the bot-tom line more than anything else.

    This is common in companies incompetitive markets who must bemost concerned about competitive

    advantage. The third

    culture is oneof authenticity.

    This culture ispurpose-drivenand concernedabout doinggreat thingsand beingliked and lovedfor who [they]

    are. This sort of culture is seen inbusinesses that have quality as thetop priority or can depend on theirbrand name to sell a product.

    Murphy pointed out that veryfew organizations display only oneof these cultures. He comparedorganizational culture distributionsto stools. A one-legged stool is un-stable and a two-legged stool canbalance if conditions are just right.

    A three-legged stool is stable, evenif one leg is longer than the others.

    Murphy concluded organiza-tions need to devote focus to in-tentionally cultivating all three ofthese cultural varieties. However,they must also have a deliberateemphasis in order to convey theirdesired public image and to en-courage the desired mind-set andatmosphere among the employ-ees.

    Murphy also suggested

    that there are three main

    types of cultural orienta-

    tions in businesses: cul-

    tures of inclusion, achieve-

    ment, and authenticity.

    Rising economic powers

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    It is not uncommon, at times,

    to overlook huge campus con-

    tributors such as teachers assis-

    tants and adjunct faculty who de-

    vote much of their time to Mines.

    Whether they are the in the

    chemistry labs, or in the class-rooms, they all share a passion

    for the eld which they are in-

    volved.

    One such memeber is

    Gwyneth Holston, an Adjunct

    Faculty member in the Math De-

    partment.

    Gwyneths history with Mines

    goes back quite a ways, consid-

    ering she is one of the newest

    adjunct faculty on campus. Once

    a student at Mines in 2000, she

    found that deciding her path was

    quite a conundrum.

    I originally wanted to go to

    art school, but I gured I couldnt

    pay for it and [the schools] didnt

    value academic merit at all, ex-

    plained Holston, I came to Minesundecided for the rst few years,

    then decided I would try to study

    physics.

    It is this decision that Holston

    pursued the following few years

    as a student at Mines, rst earn-

    ing her Bachelors degree in Engi-

    neering Physics and then a Mas-

    ters in Engineering Systems.

    However, it didnt stick with her

    long. After graduation, Holston

    dabbled in the engineering indus-

    try for about a year before real-

    izing it wasnt for her. Later, she

    went to art school and paid for it

    on the side by teaching math at

    the Metropolitan State College of

    Denver.

    During this time, she discov-ered a love for teaching math,

    Luke McPherson

    Staff Writer

    Straight from a Jane Austen novelwhich took her by surprise. Since

    then, Holston has continued

    teaching on the side with her ar-

    tistic endeavors, most of which

    include oil paintings; however,

    Holston has also experimented

    with restoring statues and doing

    muralssome of which can be

    found on campus.

    Holston has been in the shoesof many of the students now en-

    deavoring through their years

    here at Mines. In order to get an

    upper-hand in class and academ-

    ics, Holston readily offers that

    the best thing to do is to ask for

    help!

    She also admits on the other

    hand, however, that, as a student,

    she fell asleep in many classes.

    As a result, she has a hard time

    berating those who do the same.

    In her free time from grading

    and Mines, Holston envelops her-

    self with hobbies which, for her,

    seem to change weekly. Current-

    ly, she dedicates herself to study-

    ing French, ballroom dance, and

    saving money to travel to Europenext year.

    Holston also attends mass

    regularly as a Catholic and is an

    avid reader. Her favorite novel

    is a Nobel Prize winner from the

    1920s, Kristen Lavransdatter

    by Ingrid Undset, which she ex-

    claims is probably one of the best

    novels.

    Holston currently does the oc-

    casional arts workshop for the

    Mines community and the Cre-

    ative Arts club.

    Her most recent workshop

    was an Origami Workshop. It is

    this alignment with art that tends

    to follow Holston wherever she

    goes.

    [If I werent teaching rightnow], I would probably be work-

    Gwyneth Holston demonstrates her oragami talents for students.

    ALL PHOTOS LUKE MCPHERSON / OREDIGGER

    ing as a full-

    time artist, even

    though I would

    miss teaching,

    she explained.

    Among her

    vast variety of

    talents, she

    also enjoys vol-

    unteering andplaying piano,

    adding that she

    enjoys doing

    things that one

    doesnt get

    paid for.

    If I lived

    200 years ago,

    I feel I would be

    living the life of

    someone in a

    Jane Austen

    novel, but now-

    adays I have to

    pay rent and

    put food on the

    table.

    As long as I

    earn enough totravel and pay

    for art supplies,

    I am content,

    c o n c l u d e s

    G w y n e t h

    Holston, the

    self-proclaimed

    efcient, cre-

    ative, and im-

    patient mem-

    ber of the Math

    Dep a r t m en t .

    I am working

    on the impa-

    tience, she

    jokingly as-

    serts, I need

    to replace it

    with somethingelse.

    Nightmareon

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    Steve Jobs, co-founder and

    once CEO of Apple Inc. passed

    away on Wednesday, October

    5th, 2011. He had a history of

    pancreatic cancer, which led to

    a cardiac arrest. Though Steve

    Jobs has come and gone, hislegacy will continue to exist and

    inspire all.

    To become an entrepreneur,

    CEO, or to be on the board of

    trustees for a multi-billion dollar

    corporation, one must be very

    lucky, highly intelligent, or worked

    hard for a long time after being

    granted a college degree. Steve

    Jobs did attend college, but he

    dropped out after a semester.

    Steve Jobs may or may not be

    lucky, but intelligence and hard

    working only begin to described

    the genius

    Jobs co-founded Apple Inc

    in the late 70s, and in the 80s

    presented the world with the

    rst commercial personal com-

    puter. Soon after he would retire

    due to corporation politics. Jobs

    then formed a new company,

    NeXT. With the new company

    Jobs would lay the framework for

    the iTunes Store and other web

    markets. In the mid-80s Jobs ac-

    quired Pixar from George Lucas.

    With Pixar, Jobs was able to pro-

    duce the rst movie made com-

    pletely by Computer GeneratedImagery (CGI), Toy Story. To this

    day the Pixar company contin-

    ues to produce movies like Up,

    Monsters Inc, and WALL-E.

    But in the 2000s The Walt Dis-

    ney Company merged with Pixar,

    which landed Jobs on the Board

    of Directors for Disney. With the

    success of NeXT and Pixar, Jobs

    was hired by his original company,

    Apple Inc and in 1997 he became

    the CEO of the company, with

    which he revolutionized technol-

    ogy till his retirement in 2011.

    Ten years ago Jobs presented

    a new device that was new in the

    way of marketing and production

    so that it may capture the new

    millennium. The device was calledthe iPod. One decade has passed

    Farewell to the man in the turtleneck and jeansLucas Quintero

    Staff Writer

    since the world has been intro-

    duced to the iPod, and since then

    we have seen new styles come

    and go, whether it was the shufe,

    the nano, the mini, the touch or

    if it was the original with 5 GB or

    the newest with 160 GB. Now we

    have the ability to see such tech-

    nologies like the iPhone or the

    iPad which started demands forcombining music and phones and

    the spark for a large competition

    in the tablet market.

    Everyone has, at some point,

    come across one of Jobs genius

    patents. Whether it is how they

    talk with their friends, catch-up

    with the news, check social web-

    sites, or even relieve boredom in

    class with games like Angry Birds.

    Jobs always pressed onwards,

    towards the future never looking

    to the past. At the MacWorld Con-

    ference and Expo in 2007 Jobs is

    quoted to have said There is an

    old Wayne Gretzky quote that I

    love. I skate to where the puck

    is going to be, not where it has

    been. And weve always tried todo that at Apple. Since the very

    It has been a momentous

    weekend for college football fans,

    as the rst major upsets of the

    season were delivered. Michigan

    State pulled off a ridiculous, last-

    second hail Mary play to beat

    mighty Wisconsin, and Texas

    Tech humbled Oklahomas de-fense, doing just enough to out-

    score the Sooners, 41-38. The

    cluster of undefeated teams at

    the top of the standings is dwin-

    dling, and what looked like an im-

    possible mess of a title race has

    claried signicantly. At this point,

    the list of realistic championship

    contenders has been narrowed

    signicantly. Here are the con-

    tenders, ranked by their chances

    of reaching the title game if they

    nish unbeaten.

    First Priority: LSU-Alabama

    winner. There is no contest here,

    as an unbeaten SEC champion

    could not possibly be denied entry

    to the title game.

    Second: Oklahoma State-Kansas State winner. If the Cow-

    boys go unbeaten, they should be

    in without much trouble as well,

    as they would have a stronger

    schedule than their main rival for

    this spot, Stanford. Kansas State

    would make it if they win out, sim-

    ply because that would require

    consecutive wins over the Okla-

    homa schools, Texas, and A&M.

    Its unlikely, but the Cats still con-

    trol their own destiny and do not

    necessarily need outside help to

    make the championship.

    Third: Stanford. Despite the

    carnage at the top, Stanford still

    nds itself on the outside looking

    in. The Cardinal need the winner of

    either of the previous matchups tolose somewhere else. Still, college

    football is insane, and Stanford is

    still in position to take advantage

    of missteps by those in front of it.

    Fourth: Clemson. The Tigers

    would be hard-pressed to make

    it, even if chaos breaks out above

    them. The ACC has been weak

    long enough that the Tigers will

    remain near the back of the line of

    unbeatens.

    Long Shot: Boise State. The

    Broncos may be highly ranked for

    now, but when it comes down to

    it, they are unlikely to be ranked

    ahead of a major-conference un-

    beaten, even Clemson. Boise

    would need losses by all but one

    of the other unbeatens (and prob-

    ably Wisconsin as well) to have

    any chance at all.

    Wild Card: Arkansas. Despite afaceplant against Alabama a few

    weeks ago, the Hogs can still win

    the SEC West with an unbeaten

    nish and an LSU win over Bama.

    A one-loss, SEC champion Ar-

    kansas team would be hard to

    deny, and could sneak past an

    unbeaten side into the nal. LSU

    and Alabama both have to win

    out, as Arkansas would have the

    advantage in a three-way tie situ-

    ation by virtue of losing earliest in

    the season. Its a twisted system,

    but that is just college football.

    However, this analysis should

    not be misconstrued as a Top Ten

    ranking. This is what the media

    rankings will look like, but those

    rankings have lost all meaning. The polls are a beauty contest,

    with teams ranked by their rsu-

    ms instead of actual strength.

    This was conrmed in the 2007

    regular seasons nal rankings,

    when 11-1 Ohio State was #1

    and 11-2 LSU was second, while

    Vegas favored the Tigers by 6

    points. Obviously, LSU was better,

    as they proved in the title game,

    and I wonder how many voters

    who put Ohio State rst would

    have laid money on it. Still, OSU

    had the better record, so they

    took the better ranking.

    With that in mind, the season is

    nally advanced enough for a real-

    istic Top Ten ranking. My basis for

    this ranking is simple: in a com-parison of any two teams, which

    would win on a neutral site with

    plenty of time to prepare? That is

    the format of the title game, and

    that is what the rankings should

    reect. So, without further ado:

    10. Clemson Tigers. Clemson

    has been far from dominant this

    season, with the notable excep-

    tion of its headline victories over

    Florida State and Virginia Tech.

    The Tigers struggled might-

    ily against Auburn, Maryland, and

    somewhat inexplicably, Wofford.

    The defense has been unreliable,

    and as Oklahoma showed, it is

    impossible to rely solely on offen-

    sive repower. The Tigers should

    be ne in the ACC, but against

    truly elite competition they would

    come up short.

    9. Michigan State Spartans.MSU has one loss, a tough one

    at unpredictable Notre Dame, but

    the Spartans have offset that with

    three impressive wins in a row,

    culminating in a dramatic come-

    back against undefeated Wiscon-

    sin. MSU has a good shot at a Big

    Ten championship, as their only

    true test remaining is a trip this

    week to overrated Nebraska, with

    the Legends Division title likely at

    stake for the winner. While it is

    silly that the Big Ten has a Leg-

    ends Division, the Spartans can all

    but wrap it up this weekend and

    coast to a likely rematch against

    Wisconsin in the inaugural confer-

    ence title game.

    8. Oregon Ducks. Oregon hasrebounded nicely from the opening

    beatdown by LSU, and there have

    been no real question marks, as

    the Ducks have been challenged

    only once, by Arizona, since then.

    However, their ability to perform

    against real heavyweights remains

    a valid concern, and the loss

    of star running back LaMichael

    James could prove crippling. Or-

    egon should challenge Stanford

    for the Pac-12 crown, but a BCS

    bowl win seems unlikely.

    7. Arkansas Razorbacks. Ar-

    kansas is not in the SEC elite, as

    shown by its come-from-behind

    victory against Ole Miss last Sat-

    urday. However, the Razorbacks

    are good despite their inconsis-tency. A season-ending upset of

    LSU would not be unthinkable,

    but the Hogs are not a serious

    threat to win the SEC West, as a

    disappointing upset loss is over-

    due for this team.

    6. Wisconsin Badgers. A dis-

    appointing loss to an excellent

    Michigan State team should not

    tarnish what has been an excellent

    season so far. Wisconsin suffered

    a series of major errors yet still

    pulled off a big comeback on the

    road. If the Badgers had stopped

    the hail Mary attempt and won in

    overtime, their ranking in the na-

    tional polls would be much higher;

    however, I will not drop them for

    a random freak event. Wisconsin

    is an elite team, one that will only

    get better with time. They played

    a bad game against a good teamand came up just short, and there

    is no shame in that.

    5. Oklahoma State Cowboys.

    OSU has been excellent but not

    dominant so far, but the Cowboys

    have shown that they can per-

    form under pressure, with a huge

    comeback at Texas A&M and a

    hard-fought victory at Texas. The

    Cowboys are far from invincible,

    but they should be able to handle

    their remaining Big 12 schedule.

    The Oklahoma game still looms

    large, as the conference title is still

    on the line and the Sooners have

    a nasty habit of wrecking promis-

    ing Cowboys seasons. However,

    this should be the year that State

    breaks that psychological curse,and while an upset is a strong

    possibility, the Cowboys should

    take the Big 12 title at the very

    least.

    4. Stanford Cardinal. Stanford

    has been the most dominant team

    on the season so far, despite the

    accolades showered upon the

    SEC juggernauts. The Cardi-

    nal have won every game by 26

    points or more, and have reached

    40 points in all but one game.

    However, the catch is that only

    one opponent--#25 Washington--

    was ranked at the time, and none

    currently are. Stanford has only

    one shot to impress the national

    voters, against an already-hum-

    bled Oregon side, because theirschedule strength leaves much to

    be desired. Stanford seems likely

    to reach the Rose Bowl, but more

    than that may be a stretch.

    3. Boise State Broncos. Yes,

    I am completely serious. The

    Broncos excel in big-time games

    against big-name opposition.

    Since 2008, Boise is 6-1 in mar-

    quee early season games and

    bowl games against ranked op-

    position, with only one home

    game in the bunch. The only loss

    was by a single point to a very

    good TCU squad, a loss that was

    avenged the next year. Other vic-

    tims include Oregon twice, Utah,

    Virginia Tech, and Georgia. The

    point is, Boise will very likely win

    their bowl game, regardless of

    the opposition. I am still skepti-

    cal of their ability to beat LSU orAlabama, but those games would

    likely come down to the wire, and

    as an LSU fan, I would be terried

    to play the Broncos in January.

    Boise has passed every test in

    recent years, and I see no reason

    why they could not beat any other

    contender on the big stage.

    2. Alabama Crimson Tide. Ex-

    cept for a poor rst half against

    Tennessee, the Tide have been

    unstoppable. Still, their offense is

    unreliable at times, and they have

    not been untouchable. Alabama

    could drop a game this season

    by playing poorly or losing a key

    player. That is why they are not

    quite at the top.

    1. LSU Tigers. For all the thingsthat have gone wrong, the Tigers

    have been the best team in the

    land so far. Juggling constant sus-

    pensions, a quarterback contro-

    versy, shakeups in the coaching

    staff, and a challenging schedule,

    LSU has simply dominated. To

    steal the catchphrase of their star

    corner Tyrann Mathieu, aka the

    Honey Badger, the Tigers dont

    care, they just take what they

    want. LSU is not invincible by any

    means, but so far the Tigers have

    won games in which they strug-

    gled, most notably against Or-

    egon. The collision with Alabama

    will be a game for the ages, but

    these Tigers have shown their true

    colors so far, and I expect them tobe holding the crystal ball at sea-

    sons end.

    Week 9 Game Picks:

    -Michigan State by 13 at Ne

    braska

    -Kansas State by 7 vs. Okla

    homa

    -Georgia by 17 vs. Florida

    -Arizona State by 10 vs. CU

    -Clemson by 20 at Georgia

    Tech

    very beginning. And we always

    will.

    Jobs did not only leave behind

    the iPhone, the iPad, and the Mac

    notebooks, Jobs left his ideology

    to resonate through the minds of

    all, to press on towards the future

    and to do all you can as best as

    you can. His was a man without

    a college degree and disconnect-

    ed from a company that he co-

    founded but he can come out on

    top. Jobs legacy was that work-

    ing hard will pay-off, and he lived

    to prove it.

    Farewell Jobs, thank you for

    all you have done. You will be

    missed.

    Steve Jobs laughs with fellow billionaire, Bill Gates.

    COURTESY JOI ITO

    James Kergosien

    Staff Writer

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    When it comes right down toit, geeks are just people who areincredibly enthusiastic about thethings they love. They are peoplewho pursue their passions whole-heartedly, with reckless abandon,and refuse to care what other peo-ple may say about their choices.From her tendency to greet friendsand strangers alike with an excitedHI! to her willingness to join anyfun-sounding, half-planned adven-tures, Erin shatters stereotypesabout geeks being anti-social whileobviously displaying the nerdytrademark of enthusiastic passionfor life and all the little joys it brings.

    [Oredigger]: So, youre a

    Civil Engineering major. Whyd

    you choose that major? What

    do you like about it?

    [Keogh]: I really like all the op-portunities there are to do epicthings. I [also] plan on minoring inUnderground Construction and

    Tunnels, so perhaps I will dig a holeto China!

    Do you have a life outside of

    classes, and if so, what do you

    do with it?

    Yes. Im an RA at Mines Park,so I spend all my time hanging outwith my peeps. Im on the rst all-female Mine Rescue team, which isboss, and I love random late-nightadventures and shenanigans.

    Do you consider yourself a

    geek and why?

    Of course Im a geek! Im a geekbecause Im too excited about life,which includes school and otherexciting things. Ive also beenbrainwashed so that everything Ithink about is in terms of Physicsor Calculus.

    What are some of your great-

    est accomplishments?

    Taking a shopping cart up thearduous cliffs of South Table Moun-tain in the dark.

    If there was a sudden raptor

    attack on the school, would you

    survive and why?

    Oh, I would denitely survivebecause I would have a stegosau-rus on my side to ght the raptors.

    Geek Weekofthe

    ...Erin Keogh, Sophomore, Civil EngineeringJordan FrancesStaff Writer

    And also, I would bake some cook-ies for the raptors to eat. But stego-sauruses are the bomb-diggity!

    Whats your favorite thing

    about Mines?

    Thats a tough one becauseI love every single thing aboutMines, but Id have to say the peo-ple are awesome and I also enjoythe nerdy pride of the campus. Itsgreat. I can wear my nerdy glasses!

    If you could be dropped into

    any TV show or movie, what

    would it be and why?

    Zoolander! Denitely Zoolanderbecause then I could learn howto read good at The Derek Zool-ander Center for Kids Who CantRead Good and Wanna Learn todo Other Stuff Good Too, and dis-cover whether there is more to lifethan being really, really ridiculouslygood-looking. Also, Hansel is myhero. He is so hot right now.

    Do you have an evil plan to

    take over the world?

    Im not evil enough to have anevil plan, but I would denitely notmind having a bunch of minions tohandle my non-evil desires.

    Do you have any plans for

    life after Mines?

    I plan on having a plan, but Icant think that far ahead yet. Iwould like to have an epic job, but Iwould also like to adventure.

    Any advice youd like to give

    to fellow geeks and Mines stu-

    dents?

    Get to know all of your fellowgeeks and nerds because they arepretty freaking awesome. Also, en-

    joy the adventure of life!Whats your favorite quote?

    From Albert Einstein, Out ofclutter, nd simplicity. From dis-cord, nd harmony. In the middleof difculty, lies opportunity. Also,from Buddy the Elf, I just like tosmile! Smilings my favorite.

    Im not evil enough to have an evil plan, but I would de-nitely not mind having a bunch of minions to handle mynon-evil desires.

    JORDAN FRANCES / OREDIGGER

    Stuffed Chicken breasts areeasy to make and a great wayto impress a date or have a truehome cooked meal.

    The required materials arefour boneless, skinless chickenbreasts, four strips of bacon,one half cup of lemon juice, onecup cream cheese, three greenonions, tarragon, four bambooskewers, and a pinch of salt.

    First, marinate the chickenbreasts in the lemon juice for fourhours. Then, use a mallet to at-ten the chicken breasts until theyare about one and a half centi-meters thick. Chop up the greenonions and mix them in a bowl

    with the cream cheese, tarragon,and salt. Take one quarter of thiscream cheese mixture and placeit in the center of one of the piec-es of chicken.

    Then, wrap the chicken aroundthe mixture. Wrap the entire thingwith a piece of bacon and securewith a bamboo skewer. Finally,bake the chicken breasts in amedium ceramic pan for 35 min-utes in an oven preheated to 375degrees Fahrenheit.

    To complete the meal, addgreen beans and stove top stuff-ing.

    While this recipe may seemlike an odd combination of ingre-dients and avors, it is unexpect-edly delicious and the preparationis simple.

    Will ParkerStaff Writer

    Impressive home-cooked meal

    WILL PARKER / OREDIGGER

    Although this stuffed chicken recipe is unconventional, itis simple and delicious!

    The Golden Chamber of Com-merce has created a new incen-tive, especially geared towardsMines students, to keep localbusinesses in town. Students cannow receive a Golden Ticket af-ter taking the Coors Brewery tour.

    Take the ticket around down-town Golden for a chance to wincash, usually between ve andten dollars, or a discount off pur-chases.

    Each store will scratch off aportion of the ticket when stu-dents come into their shop orrestaurant. If thats not incen-tive enough, there are also $500grand prizes.

    Mines juniors, Dayne Luek-enga and Brittany Bittner are therst lucky winners to nd the $500prize. The couple took their ticketto Anthonys Pizza after attend-ing the tour and were delighted

    Find the Golden ticket!Katie HuckfeldtManaging Editor

    to see the $500 dollars scratchedoff their ticket.

    The Golden Tickets are a greatway to stimulate local businessesand provide students with dis-

    counts and possible cash prizes.There is no reason not to take ad-vantage of this win-win situation,so stop by the Coors tour andgrab your golden ticket!

    Dayne and Brittany proudly display their $500 grand prize.

    COURTESY GOLDEN CITY OF COMMERCE

    In October 1903, the editor ofThe Colorado Transcript, GeneralGeorge West, fell ill with pneumo-nia. The Rocky Mountain Herald

    reported grave fears [were] enter-tained for his recovery. At the time, West was nearly

    seventy-seven and having been anewspaperman in Colorado for for-ty-four years was the longest ten-ured editor in the state. West, de-scribed as thenestor of theprofession inthis state byThe Herald,r e c o v e r e dand lived un-til 1906. Thesame week,The Colora-do Transcriptcelebrated the beginning of its thir-

    ty-eighth volume and incorporateditself as a private company.On account of Wests illness,

    the commissioners meeting for theSoldiers and Sailors Home wasmoved from its usual location inMonte Vista, Colorado to Golden.

    The board consists of three vet-erans of the civil war appointed bythe governor, together with the de-partment commander of the Grand

    Army of the Republic, Department

    of Colorado and Wyoming, as ex-ofcio member, reported TheColorado Transcript.

    Board members all served inthe Civil War in the infantry, artillery,and cavalry regiments, ranking ashigh as captain. Interestingly, the

    non-Golden members chose not toattend the relocated meetings, des-ignating Samuel West to representtheir interests.

    Denver Health CommissionerDr. A. A. Clough disagreed with theState Board of Health on regula-

    tions for theprevention oftuberculosis.

    He con-tended thatstatistics didnot supportthe numberof cases re-ported by thestate board.

    Twenty percent, the proportion

    named, is entirely too large an es-timate for native cases, claims Dr.Clough, said The Colorado Tran-script. Clough also contestedstatements about the spread of thedisease.

    One city health ofcial said, Ifour records prove anything in thisconnection it is that there has beenlittle increase during the last tenyears in the number of cases con-tracted in Colorado.

    Deborah GoodContent Manager

    This week inColorado historySickness and city health

    Denver Health Commissioner

    Dr. A. A. Clough disagreed

    with the State Board of

    Health on regulations for the

    prevention of tuberculosis.

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    For the second straight week,the Mines football team raced

    out to an early lead before strug-

    gling to hold on as they let their

    opponent climb back into the

    game. But for the second straight

    week, the Orediggers held on

    long enough to claim the victory

    as they outscored Western State

    College 48-33 Saturday at Camp-

    bell Field in Golden.

    Quarterback Clay Garcia threw

    for 319 yards and three touch-

    downs and Diamond Gillis had

    nine receptions for 112 total yards

    in a game where the Orediggers

    scored more points (48) in four

    quarters than they had in the pre-

    vious nine spanning three games

    (41).Mines started off the game with

    a bit of trickery in the form of a 20

    yard halfback pass from Gillis, a

    former quarterback converted to

    wide receiver, to true freshman

    Tevin Champagne. 40 yards later,

    Garcia found a wide open Eric

    Shannon in the corner of the end-

    zone for the early 7-0 lead.

    Western State did not roll over,

    though, as the one-win Mountain-

    eers quickly responded with 10

    points to go ahead 10-7 with 2:55

    left in the rst quarter.

    After falling behind, the Oredig-

    gers went on a 27-3 run over the

    next 17 minutes, capped by a sev-

    en yard touchdown rumble by Dan

    Palmer with less than one minuteto play in the half. The lone three

    points by Western State came

    on a 50 yard eld goal that just

    cleared the crossbar.

    In the second half, the Oredig-

    gers kept the Mountaineers at

    arms length. Western State

    closed to within two possessions

    on three different occasions, but

    Mines responded each time, scor-

    ing twice more in the game at cru-

    cial times.

    Trailing 41-27 early in the

    fourth, Western State held Mines

    to a three-and-out and got the ball

    deep in their own territory with the

    opportunity to close the gap to

    seven points for the rst time since

    the second quarter. However,Oredigger Justin Neal intercepted

    WSC quarterback Jamie Jensen

    on a deep pass at the WSC 41

    and returned it 39 yards to the two

    yard line. One Dan Palmer touch-

    down run later, Mines was once

    again ahead by three scores and

    never looked back.

    Western State, averaging only

    13.5 points per game this season,

    torched the Oredigger defense for

    441 total yards, with 172 on the

    ground. Jenson nished the game

    with 269 passing yards and a ca-

    reer high four touchdown passes.

    Their 33 points was the highest

    point total for the Mountaineers

    since September of 2009.

    Mines nished the game with48 points, 339 passing yards and

    seven touchdowns. Palmer had

    three touchdowns on only 71

    yards. It was the third time this

    season Palmer had a triple touch-

    down day.

    A total of seven separate Mines

    receivers caught passes and three

    had touchdown receptions. Gillis

    led the Orediggers with 112 yards,

    Jordan Ward had 81 yards and a

    touchdown, and Matt Brown had

    50 yards and a touchdown, Tevin

    Champagne had 28 yards and

    David Pawelek had 26. Dan Palm-

    er had 22 yards while Shannon

    added 20 yards and a touchdown

    to round out the receiving.

    On the defensive side, Nealand Henry Kaetzer each had an

    interception while Jarrod Mckay

    led Mines in tackles with eight.

    Neal, Kaetzer and Alex Vigil each

    had seven while Taylor Jeski, Ryan

    Wood, and Kelly Zimmerman had

    six apiece.

    The Orediggers have now

    won two games in a row and im-

    prove to 6-2 overall and 4-2 in the

    RMAC. They are currently in third

    place in the conference. Mines

    continues play 1:00 pm next Sat-

    urday at Adams States Rex Field

    in Alamosa, CO.

    Oredigger Football defeats Western State48-33 at Saturday showdownTrevor Crane

    Content Manager

    Tevin Champagne (#21) makes the reception.

    The Oredigger offense forms up on the line of scrimmage. Justin Neal (#15) blocks the run in the second quarter.

    Dan Palmer (#36) rushes for 5 yards to put Mines up 20-10. Matt Brown (#5) completes a reception to put Mines on the Western 5 yard

    line.

    ALL PHOTOS STEVEN WOOLDRIDGE / OREDIGGER

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    For the rst time in almost a

    year, the CSM Mens Soccer Team

    was shut-out in a 0-3 loss to Met-ro State University this past F riday.

    Metro State struck early with

    forward Scott Grode scoring in

    the 2nd minute of the match on a

    quick breakaway after the ball was

    lofted in behind the CSM defen-

    sive line, which was not expecting

    the long ball over the top. They

    struck again in the 16th minute

    when Andrew Meija bent the ball

    into the net on a well-placed free

    kick. Metro State had a total of six

    shots on goal in the rst half while

    the Orediggers had none, but a

    series of heroic saves by CSM

    keeper Manville Strand resulted in

    a halftime score of 0-2 in favor of

    Metro State.

    To start the second half, CSMcame out determined to bring this

    game back under control. Early

    on it appeared they would do so,

    Coming into the game with a

    record of 7-3-1, The Mines Mens

    Soccer team was a heavy favoriteover the win-less Colorado Chris-

    tian University Cougars. After an

    early goal, the #23 Orediggers took

    off, cruising to a 9-1 win.

    For the rst few minutes, both

    sides were fairly even. The Oredig-

    gers started the game sluggishly,

    showing weaknesses defensively.

    There were sloppy turnovers by

    CSM on both sides of the ball and

    the entire team looked tired.

    In the 9th minute, the Oredig-

    gers nally got on the board. A

    beautiful pass by Tesho Akindele

    found Zach Page-Belknap inside

    the 18-yard box, where he was

    The Mines Womens soccer

    team shutout an undermanned

    University of Nebraska Kearney

    team en route to a 2-0 home vic-

    tory during Senior Night on Octo-

    ber 14.

    It was a solid win for the #19

    Orediggers, but during the game it

    was unclear which side was going

    to come out on top. The rst half

    was dominated by defensive play,

    with neither offense able to capi-

    talize on scoring chances. At half-

    time, the game remained score-

    less despite the Lady Orediggers

    mustering up 10 total shots.

    Mines started the second half

    much like the rst, with a strongdefensive showing that led to sev-

    eral scoring opportunities. Howev-

    er, similar to the rst 45 minutes,

    Loper goalkeeper Marissa Niday

    kept Mines scoreless, facing an-

    other barrage of shots.

    As the second half progressed,

    Mines began to solve the Lopers

    defense. After increased pressure

    and a few defensive errors by Ke-

    arney, Mines was nally able to put

    Mens Soccer display dominancein 9-1 victory over CCU

    able to place the ball just inside the

    near post.

    Eleven minutes and three Akin-

    dele goals later, the Orediggers

    found themselves ahead 4-0. Alex

    Nass added to the lead with aheader. Meanwhile, it was not un-

    til the rst 20 minutes had elapsed

    that CCU nally mustered their rst

    shot.

    The tone of the game was por-

    trayed by the CCU bench, which

    began the game loud and pumped.

    After the rst two goals the bench

    quickly quieted. Three goals later,

    the bench was loud again, but this

    time in disgust and anger resulting

    in several reckless fouls.

    As the Orediggers sat with a

    comfortable lead, CCU shocked

    the crowd with a goal in the 32nd

    minute with a quick rebound off of a

    free kick. The Orediggers respond-

    ed with two more goals, ending the

    half with a 7-1 lead.

    At the start of the second half,

    the Orediggers made several tacti-

    cal substitutions which allowed theCSM bench to play a part in the

    game.

    The bench picked up where the

    starters left off, displaying domi-

    nance with two more goals that

    lead to the nal result of 9-1.

    The Orediggers were able to

    learn from early mistakes and put

    nine into the net for the victory.

    Following the win, the Orediggers

    move to 9-5-1 overall and 7-4-1 in

    the RMAC. With one game remain-

    ing, Mines is currently tied for third

    place in the conference. The top

    four teams will advance to play in

    the RMAC postseason tournament.

    Lucas Quintero

    Staff Writer

    but Alex Nasss shot in the 54th

    minute went just wide of the goal.

    In the 62nd minute, a mishandled

    pass by the CSM defensive line

    resulted in Metro States third and

    nal goal. The CSM forwards attempted

    to close the gap in the nal min-

    utes with shots from Nass, Sean

    Ogunmodede, and Tesho Akin-

    dele, but none of them were able

    to reach the back of the net, their

    shots either going off the posts or

    missing just wide.

    The loss moves the Mines to

    9-5-1 and 7-4-1 in RMAC play.

    Overall, the Orediggers struggled

    to connect with each other on the

    offensive end and lacked good

    communication on the back line,

    and it cost them this game. They

    have done fairly well in recent

    weeks, this being only their sec-

    ond loss in the month of October.

    They have one more regular sea-son game against Adams St. on

    October 28th, and then they are

    on to postseason play.

    Orediggers shut-outagainst Metro 0-3Kevin Emery

    Staff Writer

    one on the board. In the 75th min-

    ute Mines Joanna Graves stole

    the ball off of a UNK turnover and

    snuck a shot past Niday, putting it

    into the back of the net to give the

    Orediggers a 1-0 lead.

    The Oredig-

    ger defense con-

    tinued to hold off

    Nebraska-Kear-

    ney and in the 87

    minute added an

    insurance goal to

    increase the lead

    to 2-0. Senior

    Erin Onat played

    a through ball to

    Anna Evans who

    evaded the de-

    fense with some

    fancy footworkbefore launch-

    ing a shot past

    Niday for the

    score.

    The defense

    held strong for

    the last few min-

    utes as Mines

    goalkeeper Amy

    Hegarty made

    two saves to

    Late goals give Lady Orediggers2-0 victory over UNK

    secure her fourth shutout of the

    season. Mines is currently 12-2-1 overall and 8-2-1 in the RMAC.

    The Lady Orediggers are tied for

    second in the conference with

    three games remaining.

    Lucas Quintero

    Staff Writer

    Kelsey Neal (#14) brings the ball up the

    eld.

    ALL PHOTOS KEVIN EMERY / OREDIGGER

    Manville Strand (#1) saves the shot to add to CSMs impressive victory.

    Alex Nass (#7) evades a Metro Defender

    Tesho Akindele (#10) receives a pass.

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    Oct. 16:

    Mens Soccer - #23 CSM 3, Ad-

    ams St 0 - Ben Thompson made

    seven saves in his rst ever start

    for the shutout win. Alex Gunberg,

    Philip Wilson and Seun Ogunmod-

    ede each scored for Mines in the

    victory.

    Womens Soccer - NMH 4, #15

    CSM 1 - After only allowing seven

    goals through their rst 13 games,

    NMH scored four on Mines as the

    Orediggers lost 4-1. Kelsey Neal

    scored CSMs lone goal and Amy

    Hegarty made two saves in the de-

    feat.Oct 21:

    Mens Soccer - #19 Metro St 3,

    #23 CSM 0 - Goalkeeper Manville

    Strand made seven saves, Alex

    Nass got off ve shots, and Tesho

    Akindele added two more shots,

    but couldnt nd the net as the

    Orediggers fell to the 19th-ranked

    Roadrunners.

    Volleyball - #11 Metro St 3,

    #22 CSM 2 - Mines jumped out

    to an early 2-0 lead, but fell in ve

    sets to the Roadrunners. Amanda

    Massey led Mines with 49 assists.

    Hannah Margheim added 25 digs

    while Jackie Stabel had 20 kills and

    Melanie Wannamaker had 15 kills

    in the loss.

    Womens Soccer - #19 CSM 1,UCCS 0 OT - Amy Hegarty earned

    the shutout with ve saves as

    Mines nally broke through with a

    goal in the 92nd minute from Anna

    After a tough loss to MetroState Friday night, the Colorado

    School of Mines womens volley-

    ball team was able to come back

    with a win over Regis University

    on Saturday.

    Friday, the #22 Lady Oredig-

    gers took on #11 Metro State

    University in what proved to be a

    heartbreaking loss. The rst two

    games went well, with Mines win-

    ning the rst 25-18 and the sec-

    ond 25-21. Metro State struggled

    with their blocks and setting early,

    allowing Mines to cruise through

    the rst two games. Senior setter

    Amanda Massey led the way dur-

    ing these wins with two dumps, a

    service ace, and 27 assists.

    After the second game every-thing changed for the Orediggers.

    Their passing began to fall apart,

    as did their blocking and hitting.

    The atmosphere changed, and

    by the fth game there was no

    coming back. CSM lost the third

    19-25, the fourth 25-27, and the

    fth 9-15. The loss snapped a 10

    game winning streak for Mines

    dating back to September 17.

    Saturday, Mines faced off

    against #25 Regis University.

    Having lost the previous night,

    the Lady Orediggers came out

    ghting, winning the rst game

    25-16. Mines took advantage of

    Regis missed serves and capital-

    ized on scoring chances, high-

    lighted by a series of plays whereSam Johnson drilled the ball di-

    rectly into a blockers face twice

    in a row, earning CSM two critical

    points.

    In the second and third games,

    it appeared that Mines was head-

    ing towards the same fate thatbefell them previous night against

    Metro. Mines hitting became

    erratic. In the second and third

    games they only had .162 and

    .163 hitting percentages respec-

    tively. We arent going to win

    many games hitting .162 or .163,

    said Head

    Coach Jamie

    S k a d e l a n d .

    The two poor

    performances

    left Mines trail-

    ing 2-1 heading

    into game four.

    Game four

    started off

    strong for the

    O r e d i g g e r s .Melanie Wan-

    namaker solo

    blocked a huge

    hit by Regis

    Lyz Kann and Jackie Stabel had

    ve kills in the game as Mines

    took control early and completely

    changed the energy of the match.

    They ended up cruising to a 25-

    15 win to tie the match at 2-2.

    The Lady Orediggers were

    able to carry the energy from the

    fourth set into the fth, and n-

    ished the match strong. Mines

    rst four points were all earned

    from kills by Sam Johnson as the

    Orediggers soared to a 4-2 lead.

    Holly Hutchison then went on a

    serving streak, extending a later7-5 lead to 11-5. CSM won the

    game 15-10, taking the match

    and earning a much-needed vic-

    Weekly sportsrecap for FallBreakTrevor Crane

    Content ManagerEvans to pull out the overtime win.

    Oct. 22:

    Mens Cross Country - RMAC

    Championships: CSM 3rd - Sean

    Gildea placed 7th overall and

    Mines scored 89 points to place

    third at the RMAC championships.

    Andrew Epperson, Neal Anderson,

    Derek Alcorn and Russel Drum-

    mond placed 19th, 20th, 21st and

    22nd respectively. Mack McLain

    nished 27th and Frank Socha

    came in 28th.

    Womens Cross Country -

    RMAC Championships: CSM 4th

    - Hannah Schuster placed 14th

    overall and Marie Patton came in

    20th as Mines nished 4th with 133

    points. Kirsten Farquhar placed24th, Chloe Gustafson 30th, and

    Jessica Baker 45th to round out

    the scoring. Briana Suppes came

    in 53rd and Caitlin Kodweis n-

    ished 54th.

    Football - CSM 48, WSC 33

    - Clay Garcia threw for 319 yards

    and three touchdowns as Mines

    held on late to beat Western State.

    Dan Palmer scored three touch-

    downs on 71 rushing yards while

    Diamond Gillis had 112 rec. yards

    on nine catches. Henry Kaetzer

    and Justin Neal each had an inter-

    ception in the win.

    Volleyball - #22 CSM 3, #25

    Regis 2 - Sam Johnson had 18

    kills and Jackie Stabel added 16

    as Mines overcame a 2-1 decitto beat Regis in ve sets. Amanda

    Massey had 55 assists and Massey

    and Hannah Margheim each had

    16 digs leading the Orediggers.

    Volleyball splits pair of

    games over weekendtory.

    Not only was this a critical

    win for CSM, but it was poten-

    tially their last home match of theseason and in turn, Masseys last

    game in Lockridge Arena as an

    Oredigger. Upon completion of

    the match there was a short cer-

    emony honoring Masseys four

    years at Mines. Amanda has

    been a key part of the team and

    program. They

    [the team] her

    Freshman year

    was good but

    not great, now

    we are nation-

    ally ranked.

    She has been

    a starter all four

    years, a huge

    contributor to

    the team, saidcoach Skad-

    eland.

    But Massey

    doesnt see

    this as the end. If we do what

    we need to do, hopefully tonight

    wont be the last time I play here.

    Mines now goes on a four game

    road trip playing University of

    Colorado at Colorado Springs,

    Colorado Christian University,

    Chadron State College, and the

    University of Nebraska-Kearney

    over the next two weeks. Upon

    the conclusion of those games

    the Orediggers will head to the

    district tournament. If Mines per-

    forms well enough the rest of this

    season, they will have the oppor-tunity to host the district tourna-

    ment and allow Massey to return

    home one last time.

    Will Parker

    Staff Writer

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    Not only was this a criti-

    cal win for CSM, but it

    was potentially their last

    home match of the season

    and in turn, Masseys last

    game in Lockridge Arenaas an Oredigger.

    Holly Hutchison (#7) spikes the ball.

    KEVIN EMERY / OREDIGGER

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    Ask any young child what his or her favorite holiday is, and Halloween

    will often be the answer. For children, Halloween provides an opportunity

    to dress up, stay out late, and raid the neighborhood for candy. As col-

    lege students, trick-or-treating is off limits, but memories of nights spent

    collecting and eating candy remain. Anyone who has trick-or-treated re-

    members his or her favorite costume, favorite candy, or the one house

    that needed to liquidate its sweets supply and dropped half of a bowl of

    candy into a waiting pillowcase. In the spirit of Halloween, and in those

    houses that let trick-or-treaters pick their favorite treats, this week, Minds

    at Mines has two delicious, individually wrapped questions. What is your

    favorite Halloween candy, and why? or What is your favorite memory of

    Halloween?

    I will eat anything covered in choc-olate as long as it is approved by the

    FDA. Chocolate covered almonds are

    a yes, but chocolate covered scorpions

    are a no.

    Eric Earley

    I like the little Reeses peanut butter cups.

    Peanut butter and chocolate are a great combi-

    nation. The cups are wrapped by themselves and

    you can eat them in one bite.

    Elijah Thomas

    My favorite memory is attending the

    CRU Halloween root beer kegger during

    my freshman year. I remember it being a

    lot of fun, and I met a lot of people there

    that I am still friends with today.

    Kodi Hildebrandt

    My favorite candy is Three Musketeers, but

    only if they are frozen. Instead of being soft, the

    inside is hard. Biting into a frozen Three Mus-

    keteers has a satisfying crunch you just

    dont get at room temperature.

    Kevyn Young

    My favorite Halloween candies are Mary

    Janes. Its a peanut butter taffy with peanut

    butter inside. I also really like caramel apple

    pops. They are a close second.

    Jacob Vigil

    Ian Mertz

    Asst. Copy Editor

    Halloween

    Minds at Mines

    Editorials Policy

    The Oredigger is a designated public forum.Editors have the authority to make all con-

    tent decisions without censorship or advance

    approval and may edit submitted pieces forlength so long as the original meaning of the

    piece is unchanged. Opinions contained within

    the Opinion Section do not necessarily reectthose of Colorado School of Mines or The

    Oredigger. The Oredigger does not accept sub-

    missions without identication and will considerall requests for anonymity in publication on a

    case-by-case basis. Submissions less than 300

    ALL PHOTOS IAN MERTZ / OREDIGGER

    You know what really grinds mygears?

    Boulder.

    Our neighbors to the north

    are famous (or infamous) for two

    things, hippies and the University

    of Colorado.

    Let us start with the hippies.

    We get it, you love the earth; now

    take a shower. In the late 1960s,

    these unclean people started col-

    onizing Boulder, probably in tents

    or makeshift houses, like gypsies

    (not actually true, but this is how

    I picture hippies gathering). Unlike

    nomadic gypsies, these hippies

    stayed, and so did their practices.

    Now if anyone goes to Boulder,

    one can expect to have many of

    his or her senses provoked. Yournostrils will be lled with the scent

    of marijuana and body odor, your

    eyes will be entertained by the

    dreadlocks and the handmade

    clothes, your ears will be overow-

    ing with sounds of the homeless

    people asking you for money, and

    your taste buds will be occupied

    Grinds mygears

    Jarrod Sparks

    Staff Writerwith the avor of all of the organic,

    preservative-free food. Personally,

    I think if the hippies really loved

    the earth, they would stop yellingat me for driving my car, and bathe

    more than once a month so I do

    not have to smell them. However,

    for one reason or another, hippies

    believe that the earth must not like

    you to clean yourself, and thus the

    stench continues. Furthermore, I

    am at a loss as to why the home-

    less population of Boulder seems

    to be greater than the population

    of established citizens. Either way,

    any causal stroll down Pearl Street

    will have you dodging the home-

    less like Tebow dodges tackles.

    Another unattractive aspect of

    Boulder is it serves as the location

    for the University of Colorado; es-

    sentially the school where show-

    ing up is good enough. Now, I amnot suggesting that CU is a breed-

    ing ground for laziness, I am just

    saying that, on average, the stu-

    dents here work harder. You can

    blame it on the goose, the grass,

    or the Greek, but it seems like, for

    better or for worse, we reside at a

    much more academically focused

    university. In a liberal arts setting,

    often there is no wrong answer to

    a question whereas, at Colorado

    School of Mines, at times it canseem like there are only wrong

    answers. Perhaps this opinion

    stems from jealousy, perhaps from

    reason, but at both here and CU,

    degrees are given; but the invest-

    ment in the degree is far different.

    Boulder is like that person in

    a family who everybody loves,

    but no one really expects too

    much out of. It is ne to visit, but

    move there and, next thing you

    know, your closet will be lled

    with Birkenstocks and other hip-

    ster apparel. You will nd yourself

    donning glasses without any cor-

    rective lenses, wearing jeans that

    are uncomfortably two sizes too

    small, and eating things like gra-

    nola and gluten-free bread whiledriving a Prius. If this is a place for

    you, then more power to you, but

    for the rest of us sensibly minded

    individuals, we will continue to

    eat fast food, wear clothes made

    overseas, and bathe daily.

    And that, ladies and gentle-

    men, is what grinds my gears.

    There seems to be a mas-

    sive disconnect between certain

    instructors at this school and the

    eager minds they have been given

    the task of teaching. I speak of the

    apparent lack of understanding on

    the part of the teachers of the in-

    credible workload imposed on stu-

    dents. Yes, I understand that this

    is a hard school and that students

    are expected to work themselves

    half to death to graduate with even

    a decent GPA, but could teach-

    ers at least have a little respect for

    how hard it really is? I am not ask-

    ing for less work. I am not asking

    for easier tests, shorter homework

    sets, or fewer tests. What I am ask-

    ing is that the teaching faculty at

    this school recognize that students

    have it really tough sometimes, and

    rather than insult our intelligence by

    What happened to respect?Anonymous POed Mines

    Studentinsinuating that students just do not

    believe them when they say some-

    thing, rather realize that they prob-

    ably forgot.

    Last week I took a lab exam. This

    exam was fairly straightforward, and

    I did well. However, I was livid when

    I received an email from the instruc-

    tor, stating that apparently some

    of you did not believe me when I

    said I would take off points if you...

    How dare you, sir? How dare you

    insult us by insinuating that we really

    did not believe you when you said

    something? Do you really think we

    are that stupid? Maybe the school

    that awarded your degree did not

    actually require you to work hard,

    but Mines requires everything we

    can muster. We understand you do

    not relate to us, but please do not

    insult our intelligence. This school

    leaves our brains absolutely fried,

    and we probably just forgot what-

    ever you told us.

    I would like to offer a word to the

    teaching faculty at this illustrious

    school. We, the students, are here

    to earn high-power degrees, and

    we understand how hard we have

    to work to be worthy of those de-

    grees. We are the future leaders of

    the nation and the world, and you

    would do well to instill in us a desire

    to work with those who do not think

    like us. Rather than insulting our in-

    telligence by insinuating that we do

    not actually take you at your word,

    perhaps bear in mind that we have

    more work to do than the average

    Joe, and probably forgot what you

    told us.

    We mean no disrespect, we re-

    ally are trying, and we really do want

    to do well. College is hard, and we

    are growing up and learning to be

    adults while having our brains shot

    to pieces by your knowledge of

    whatever subject you are teaching.

    You could at least respect that.

    You know what grinds my gears?

    People hating on Lil Wayne.

    Given this fact, I was rather per-

    turbed to read Mr. Sparks piece on

    the self-proclaimed Best Rapper

    Alive last week.

    How can one support Justin

    Biebers right to live his life and then

    two weeks later censure Weezy for

    the choices that he makes in his life?

    I believe that such hating is not only

    hypocritical on the part of the hater,

    but also incredibly unjustied.

    Lil Wayne is one of the big-

    gest entertainers on the planet. His

    magnum opus, Tha Carter III, went

    platinum in less than a week after

    its release in 2008 in an age where

    purchasing music is far from the

    norm. His latest album, Tha Carter

    IV, came very close with just under a

    million copies sold in a week. Weezy

    has no shortage of money either. He

    cashed in when recording artists stillmade money, and his stock has only

    Letter to the editorcontinued with a Gatorade com-

    mercial, multiple appearances on

    ESPNs SportsCenter, and headlin-

    ing tours. As far as numbers goes,

    nobody can beat Weezy.

    The biggest thing that makes Lil

    Wayne such a gripping entertainer

    though is that he refuses to conform.

    He is a unique individual that refuses

    to let anyone inuence his muse. His

    songs are revolutionary. Who else

    can make a song disguising fellatio

    under the innuendo of enjoying a lol-

    lipop go to number one on the Bill-

    Board charts? No one else can do

    what Lil Wayne can do because he

    is unique and enraptures his audi-

    ence with his work. No one forces

    the people of the world to listen to

    Lil Tunechi. They do it because they

    want to and because Lil Wayne has

    the talent to combine hard work,

    creativity, the story of his life, and

    maybe a little bit of purple drank tocaptivate his listeners.

    Nothing has been given to Lil

    Wayne, and he has been so prodi-

    giously popular for such a long time

    because people want what he has

    to offer. Are all of his songs amazing?

    Not quite. Does he have diamonds

    instead of real teeth and is his geni-

    talia more of a breeding ground for

    venereal diseases than a hot tub at

    a frat house? Yes to both. Nonethe-

    less, he is an incredible entertainer

    that connects with his audience by

    doing what he does best, which is

    being himself. I dont know what Lil

    Wayne will do next, but I do know

    that it will be something pushing the

    boundaries of human creativity and

    that people will pay attention. I thank

    you Lil Wayne. Thank you for spit-

    ting on the world of the mundane

    and embracing what this country is

    all about.

    Weezy F Baby. And the F is for

    freedom.-Robert Broman

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    Thermonuclear devices, whichare always a subject of consider-able discussion in certain seg-ments of the Colorado School ofMines, are becoming a xture inthe thoughts of the greater stu-dent body.

    Dr. Germhart Frizdich, an ap-

    plied physicist here at Mines, hassaid that work will begin on a de-vice that can be used to containthe explosion from the detonationof a thermonuclear device.

    Obviously, the ramications ofthe new device are far-reaching atbest and grossly misunderstoodat worst.

    Frizdich has said that he plansto incorporate the physics helearned from playing Portal 2 inthe design of his new machine,The circuitry used in the portalgun astounds me; its so com-plex, yet so intuitive. Im sur-prised I hadnt thought of thatconcept before.

    Frizdich will be consulting with

    students here at Mines in his de-sign process, drawing on the vastknowledge of the physics majors.

    Explaining his reasoning forseeking assistance from stu-dents, Frizdich said, I think stu-dents here at Mines will have aneven better grasp on the con-cepts than the professors. Be-cause they spend so much timeplaying video games, theyre not

    bound by the real world. They canlet their minds ow free, unbridledby rational thought or conven-tional wisdom... Its so beautifulto watch.

    To contain a nuclear explosion,Frizdich must contend