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Arcadia High School Class of 1~85 Eagerly Anticipates Graduation -Front Row left to right-Colette Hunter, Laura Scott, Lisa Mann, Lynn Cowie, Julyce Monbleaux, Tracy Lambert, Tammy Lustgarten, Kara Keenan, Peter Cannice, Kate Kelly, Julie Bowe, Stephanie Roth, Christy Bulkeley, Kim Reiss, Christy Williamson, Lori Rubin, Carol Brown, Dave Burkett, DeeDee Gage, Penny Deihl, Loretta Wooten, Kelly CampbeU, and Lisa Ford.

-Second row left to right-Nadia Aityata, Mindie Draney, Michelle Sandlin, Stacy Gower, Caroline Novoa, Kim Conley. Gina Dondero, Lisa McCreary, Lisa Bruner, Liz Bains, Danelle Sucato. Lisa Utzinger, Sonya Corey, Theresa Henricks, Claudia Soto, Amy Rosner, Angelica Martinez, Deanna Kuk, Stephanie Pitha, Debbie Gilkey, Shelly Strength, and Amy Strassels.

'Third row left to right-Duane Behrmann, Dan Colson, Ken Hakes, Chris Adams, Jim Porch, Pat Naumann. Charlie Beresford, Tim Newman. Jim Brasure. Adam Henderson. Dave Licosati, Bob Dallafano. Alan Work,Troy Kochis, Steve Rosholt, Ken Belanp, E.G. Carlstrom, Dean Cerimeli, Steve Koskela, George Trezos, Eric Hitchcock, Mark Hunsaker, Tim Wampler, Jim Kracht, Craig Goss, Tony Hall and Dane Millet.

-Fourth row left to right-Kristen Sorenson, Stacy Gorman, Cindy Childree, Danielle Maneth, Laura Yound, Kathy Mundy, Syrena Kickman, Kim Bond, Leah Ingle, Mary Schroen, Joey Pelgrim, Madeline Manley, Terri McClane, Anne Echols, Lisa Johnson, Gretchen Crane, Carol Day. Tricia Davies, Linda Klekner, Catey Bracken, Yael Serror, Eileen Cleere, Katie Coleman, Julie Hendin, Dana Kaplan, Sally Carl, Debbie Milam, Chris Savage, Christine Hauser, Tracy Noble, and Sherri Mough.

-Fifth row left to right-Ed Figeroa, Vince Fleming, Kevin Blanchard, Rob Fleming, Steve Abt, David HeUer, Charles Peters, Lance Warren, Ed Marin, Rob Makemson, Mike LaPorte, George Drum, Mike Ashcraft, James Martin, Larry Ramsey, Keith Bennett, Greg Johnson, Scott Havens, Keith Eichenauer, David Swanson, Jeff Neher, Jason Toth, Robert Stewart, Juan Telleria, Joe Gregory, Andrew Nabity, Jeff Blum, John Gunderson, Joe Davis, John Hammer, Jack Haenichen, and Doug Vaughn.

·Sixth row left to right-Kelly Troutman, Elaine Lambert, Avery Crossman, Lonnie McCarty. Marla Occhino. Jo Gillstrap, Deanne Hartin, Margaret Moorehead, Robin Jason. Shelly Dennison, Jane Bloemker, Laura Owens, Suzanne Peirce, Suzy Hill, Courtney Flynn, Beth Winikka, Karen Zuchowski, Tiffany Ray, Beth Aul, Jill Klessig, Natalie Nadolski, Sandy Smith, Sheri Bratt, Tess Montgomery, Carolyn Carns, Alice Crump, Rebecca Kennell, Valerie Johnson, Lisa Pelgrim, Beth Newberg, Marlt Kommodal, Erica Gilsdorf, Chandelle Joos, Kitten Spencer, Tracy Cramer, Evette Theel, Nicole Behrens, Helen Hanscomb, Julie Carson, Sheila Czerwinski, Martha Bunce, and Alison Creighton.

-Last row left to right-Barney Johns, Joe Schubach, Jeff Kreig, Dilip Bansal, Rob Withers, Jeff Fleischer, Jeff Wolfenbarger, Paul Bradford, Greg English, (Some Brophy guy), Eric Hale, Gary Mackay, R.J. Rairigh, Anton Visser, Dan Pallela, Brigg Stolworthy, Steve Hankerson, Chris Shimer, Jeff Rose, John Herring, Brent Schlenker, Tom Sahanas, David Martin, David Evans, Steve Pope, Greg HArdy, Steve Egan, Bill Rosenfeld, Jeff Davis, Lance Jones, Bruce Stodola, Perry Brooks, Allen Revivo, Bill West, J.B. Swan, Bob Smith, Jordy Rockowitz, Peter Nadler, Scott Lang and Sami Dajani.

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Editorial • • • You know, if you'd have asked me four years ago, I'd have

told you that I thought this day would never come. Suddenly, it's a week away, and I'm in a mad panic. Did I send an­nouncements to all of my relatives? Is my gown going to clash with my shoes? Which side is the tassel on before I get my diploma? Will my parents really take the Master Card back? What is in store for me now?

Boy, it seems like just yesterday we were sitting in the gym for Ingleside graduation, getting excited for the "big" dance and trying to soothe out little sunburned bodies from the previous big day at Big Surf.

Remember the excitement of registering for high school? Sure, we were cool as we entered on the first day of school ... but then again, it was Freshman Orientation and we were the only ones there. Now think back to the second day. We encountered something more horrifying than any of our worst nightmares ... UPPERCLASSMEN. Suddenly we were surrounded by swarms of huge people who seemed (at that time) to be feet taller than us. Worst of all, they were making fun of us, and trying to make us buy season passes to a non-existenet swimming pool.

Where has the time gone? Our sophomore, junior and senior years seem to have literally flown by. In fact, in that time, they tell me that I completed, and passed, three years of Spanish. It seemed to me to be one extremely long, well ... jail sentence, so to speak.

Just how many useless weekends did we spend at Herberger Park? Not enough! It's strange to think that we have to be serious about our lives now. No more club pick-ups. No more Tuesday Buck Night. No more pep assemblies. No more Cotillions. No more Arcadia gossip.

Of course, college will have its share of crazy times, but they won't be spent with the people we've grown up with. We will all be going our own ways, getting married, having our own children. . . ut w en we pull out our senior yearbooks to show our kids, we'll all remember just how great the Class of '85 was.

But, you know, we couldn't have gotten through these past four years without some help from some very special people. I know that I have some "thank you's" to make, and since I'm an editor, I think I'll bore you all by expressing them right now ... Mom and Dad-don't worry, my senior year wasJun, anyway. Thanks for everything! Eileen, Katie, Linda-hey it was fun while it lasted! Everyone on the Arcadian staff ... I don't care how much the school hates our paper! We worked our little bottoms off and did a darn good job, too! Thanks for all of your cooperation. You'll win the volleyball game next year. (Take that, Mr. Cowie.') Christy B., Julie B., Lori R., and Andrea G.-you guys are the BEST! Even though we took the flack for everything (and I mean everything.') I still think we did a pretty good job of keep­ing this school in line! Thank you, too, to all of the rest of the member of Student Government. I'd say we had a pretty productive year of yelling each other. But honestly, for a group of animals, you turned in­to great leaders. Mr. Bruins and Ms. Collins-thank you for the examples that you've set, but please, Ms. Collins, will you let Julie and me graduate? Mr. Penfield-you always fixed my high school years so they were just right. You were a wonderful counselor. Thank you!

Thanks to the "Wild Ones" in the Social Studies Department. Mr. Meyer ... boy what a Student Governemnt Sponsor! Thanks for all of your help with a class that was probably louder than any of your freshman classes! Mr. Schifin0 ... your jokes are ac­tually improving. Thanks for keeping me amused. Mr. Cam well . .. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me of the one unpardonable sin. I'll make you a deal ... your forigveness for a year supply of yellow paper. Okay, two years. And, finally, Mr. Shore ... I bet you never thought I'd get my act together after that first impression I made in government! Thanks for everything... especially helping me improve my solitaire game!

Well Mrs. Hagen-for a group of uncreative, extremely bor­ing writers I think we ended up pulling off a good year. We can't thank you enough for everything you did for us, namely your patience. You really should be Teacher of the Month, you know.

Finally, thanks to the Class of '85. Did we have fun or what? I tell you, May 30th is for us, and only us. It's our last night (of course the night will continue on into the next morning!) but it's our last night to really be ourselves ... no matter how wild and crazy that may be. And you know what? I say we go for it! And do you know why? Because sometimes you've really just got to say ... what the heck!

ARCADIAN

Classof'85 Favorites

Car-4S0 SL Female Singer-Madonna Male Singer-David Lee Roth Group-Van Halen Book-American Government Food-Pizza Movie-Breakfast Club Football Team-Arcadia Video-Don't Come Around

Here No More Athlete-Mitch Gaylord Actor-Richard Gere Actress-Rachal Ward Song-Obsession Radio Station-KUPD Fast Food Restaurant-Burger

King Comedian-Eddie Murphy Basketball Team-Suns Color-Red Game-Quarters Candybar-Snickers Gum-Carefree Wintergreen Ice Cream Store-Gelatos Cologne/perfume-Polo Ski Resort-Purgatory Teacher-Mr. Shore Cartoon-Bugs Bunny Designer-Guess Restaurant-Garda's Hangout-Arcadia Park Sport-Water Skiing TV Program-Cosby Show Pass Time-Partying Vacation Spot-San Diego

Seniors

May 24,1985

With Christy & Eileen

Considering that graduation is only six days away, all of the seniors seem to be holding their own rather well. No nervous breakdowns, no last minute doubts about college choices, no reluctance about leaving behind childhood friends. Right?

Wrong. Looking back over four years of high school, we realize that these years have practically molded us into what we are to­day. At Ingleside, we had not yet developed our i~dividual per­sonalities. We ran around in little hordes, worrymg about our "popularity. " But after we got into high school, we fin~lly realiz­ed that popularity isn't worth anything. What matters IS that you care about your friends, and your friends care about you.

Therefore we dedicate this column not only to the Class of '85, but especialiy to our friends, who have made our high scho~l years worth writing about: Linda "I hate that" Klekner; Katie "our little airhead" Coleman; Jim "you talker, you" Kracht; "Lustin' Justin Indiana Dixon;" "In Dilip We Trust;" Carol "I need psychiatric help" Day; Rob "He'll eat anything" Withers; David "Ditties" Dittmore; and "E Plurbis Jeffum."

But we wouldn't want to forget a few others likes: "Unilateral Beaker Half Pants;" Dave "the flasher" Burkett; Steve "don't drip on my furniture" Koskela; Chris "Lurch" Adams; and Jeff "the white Prince" Bradford.

The adventures we had this year were truly bizarre. Isn't it strange how in our last months of school we became so cheap that we would only go to a movie on dollar day? Obviously we've been hanging around Jeff too much. And the V-Club. How many senior members did we have, 10 or II? And the "F-n-C's" t~at we'd scam on on Friday nights, and abandon on Monday. Notice how it's taken us four years to realize that there is no difference between Kappa and Beta? Herberger and Arcadia Park ... equipt with the perfect rest rooms for the outdoorsy types. And, how many times did we hear that Huey Lewis and the News album at the Drive-in?

Just how many baskets of chips did we all inhale at Garcia's while sitting at the "dreaded table" closest to the kitchen? From the looks of our waist lines, it may have been too many! And why did we see the Breakfast Club so many times? Let's be honest girls ... just how many of us have vowed never to be unfaithful to Richard Gere?

What about that Phoenix Cotillion Christmas Formal, huh?

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(Sorry about the tux, Rob.) Quite an interesti~g evening of "I never" and pretending that there was a roach m the bathroom, when 'we were really just trying to get the toilet to flush. And why are the Sophomore uys alwa s so cute, and then when they ge~ to be Juniors they become uninteresting? It's hard to believe that envy seniors. I have

junioritis. Phoenix is the wart on the foot of the world, and seniors get to go off to college. They get to leave Arizona and they never have to come back again if they don't want to. If they do, then they deserve to stay here.

What am I doing this sum­mer? Oh, I don't know. I'll probably teach myself to crochet, invent a friend or two, and put on a couple pounds. While doing that, the seniors are on their way to California, Washington, HAWAII.

It's not fair! I shouldn't be treated like this! When I'm a senior I'll have nothing to look forward to-I'm going to go to ASU and live at home.

Someone come rescue me! Calgon take me away! Oh! Ohhh! How I long for a beach. Just one day and one night. That's all I ask, ONE! How I long for a beach! Warm air, cool water, hot sand sif­ting through my toes. The smell of the ocean, the call of the gulls. The sand sifting through my toes-the, ouch, the. .. ow! What is that? A cactus needle? I got carried away. Just get me out of my back yard. I'll have these hallucinations all summer long and all next year. The desert is the most fantastic place for having hallucinations. I hate hallucinations. The rest of my living days will be spent pick­ing cactus needles out of my feet in Phoenix, Arizona.

Yeah, I envy seniors ... Maybe, if I'm lucky, this

summer I'll be able to pick cactus needles out of more ex­citing places than my feet ...

there won't be anymore trips to Jack-In-The-Box at unusually late hours of the evening. And no more bowling alley cat-fights with hefty cowgirls from Camelback, and no more "Carol-sitting" on Friday and Saturday nights.

And that was some mid-term celebration... in Dilip's bathroom. Rob was throwing Ritz crackers and conversation hearts! Why? Why was the couch so funny, Dittles? And we had to lock Carol in the closet... however, that's typical. The pictures we took that day will most likely get us life sentences.

High school. They say that these years are the best of our lives. Well, so far, they have been. We've definetely had our share of tears, but it's nothing compared to the unforgettable times that we've had with our friends. This is more than an ending to our last column, this is an ending to the four most important years of our life, so far. How do you say goodbye to friends that have become almost another part of you? There is no way. Don't think of graduation from high school as the end ... think of it as a new beginning. We'll miss you all.

See ya around.

To The Class of '85 Imagine this: It's your wedding day. You've spent months plan­

ning and organizing. All your friends and relatives are gathered to witness this most important ceremony. The flowers are perfect; everyone looks great. The ceremony begins. All of a sudden a beacl~ball is bounced off your back. The congregation gasps.

Some fireworks explode. Your composure is lost. Your friend who has been celebrating on your behalf pukes on

your grandmother. That does it. Your life is ruined. Over. Kaputt. Seriously though, these things wouldn't happen at a wedding

because most people respect the solemnity of the occasion. Besides, weddings are held in churches and we all know how to act in a church.

That brings me to graduation. It isn't held in church but on the football field. Maybe that's why some people act like they're at a football game.

The same amount of planning and preparation goes into graduation as a wedding. Lots of people work very hard to make it memorable. Parents, relatives and friends come long distances to witness our moment of glory. Grauation is a ceremony, a solemn occasion. It's time to reflect on both the past and the future. Through our silence we show respect and reverence to our school, our fellow students, our teachers and those who honor us with their presence.

Let's make our graduation ceremony memorable this year. Let it be what it was intended to be: a serious ceremony honoring our class as we end one segment of our lives.

And, hey, after its all over- let loose, have some fun, celebrate-you deserve that too. After it's all over.

Congrats Class of '85.

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From one of the Editors' Desk From the editors desk. This is the end-of-the-year article where

the editor must say a little something to everyone on the staff. Kim, Mary, Alison and Amy: the "quiet" ones. You know,

you never said a word all year and now I know why! You were too busy writing! Thanks for being the only ones to ever have their articles in on time.

Robin; Where's your "macho man"? You're so creative. Keep that bizarre imagination going next year! By the way, look out for the cactus needles this summer.

Julie and Emily: Hey! What are you doing laying under those tables? Take off those walkmans! What ever did happen to the Pillsbury Dough Boy? And lead us to the box of donuts, right Emily?

Denice and Jenny: You're going to the bathroom again? No, you can't take Van with you. Next year, remember to sell the donuts for a higher price than what we paid for them.

Claudia: Thanks to you, we never went without page 4, and sometimes page 3! Good luck with these animals next year ... you'll need it.

Kris and Laura: Boy! What copy editors! As soon as I'm done writing this article, I'll sit down and explain to you what your job is. Nevertheless, you guys did good work. Kris, aren't you glad we made it through that "tired" stage? And Laura, when are you gonna go to Alpha Beta in your pajamas again?

Van: When are we going dancing? Good sports writing! Thanks for all of you in-depth interviewing and research. You'll make some newspaper very proud someday!

Marla and Sheila: Beware of the Dunkin' Donuts woman! Thanks for your hard work and for staying on our side during the battle with yearbook!

Buddy: Thanks for the picture! Next year you should try to be the photographer-you'd do a great job!

Martha: Just how much gas did you use this year? Thanks for doing all of the manual labor ... heaven knows I couldn't have done it! Remember, older men are better!

Jeff: You came in late, but added a lot. You're a very clever guy .. keep writing like it! I had fun working with you in 3rd hour, but to quote Mr. Camwell, "Jeffery! Get outta here!"

Tiffany: Were in newspaper this year? That's funny ... I don't recall assigning you any articles. Good poems, Tiffers! Let's go water-skiing!

Loretta: Well, if it isn't my other half! How's Scott? Are you still in "the club?"

When are we going to Target, Rosalee? Justin: We sure did miss you this semester, but it was fun while

it lasted. By the way, Eileen and I are starting up a charity fundraiser to get you some un-used credits. We all know you'll need them! Let's do something soon! (I'll bring the yogurt.)

Eileen: Well co-columnist, we did it... we actually did it. Thanks for all of your help. I'm sure gonna miss you next year! Remember, the "V" Club rules, so keep your distance from mushrooms! And that's ... The Way It Is!

To the Editor's Desk I've been ready to write this article all year. In fact, I'm almost

positive that the sole reason I ever wanted to be Feature Editor was this article. Now, I believe that it's finally time to put my famous cynicism to work and reveal to you, our readers, the true personalities of Christy Williamson and Loretta Wooten. yes, it's time for "Eileen Strikes Back!"

You might have noticed Christy and Loretta's names on the staffbox, for, you see, they are the "EDITORS. " Inspires a feel­ing of terror in you doesn't it? It should. The entire staff lives in fear of them. But that is precisely why they are the EDITORS. Many characteristics are necessary in order to be an EDITOR, in­cluding 1) a scathing sense of humor, 2) dripping sarcasm, and 3) no fear of the Administration. Both have these three in great abundance.

Let's begin with Loretta. Hmmm. Loretta. I don't know, but upon questioning several members of the staff, I found that few of them knew that she was an EDITOR. But of course, she is! After all, haven't you ever noticed how long the Cheer articles are? And I find it particularly amazing how she talks about kinky sex as if she were one of its most foremost practioners, but I know perfectly well that she's in the V-club! Loretta's vocabulary is ex­tremely extensive; I've learned several interesting new words and phrases in the past few months. Well, her purse is always a mess, and you know what they say "Dirty Purse, Dirty Mind." I've no doubt that someday she will convince a huge flock of people of something, and then she'll have thousands of sycophants following her around, and chanting her name, and bowing, and stuff. "

And as for Christy! Beware of her on the days that she has her camera! She wants pictures of everything and everyone, and I'm the lucky one who gets to take them. No one ever listens to her, so she does everything herself, and still never makes a deadline. Senioritis has driven her slightly crazy, and she can be caught singing the theme to the "Beverly Hillbillies" at random intervals. She is the only person in the entire school who can answer the question, "Do rubber cement boogers stick to the chalkboard when you throw them?" She's truly a helpful individual.

In fact, they both are great friends of mine, and that's probably why I can't think of anything I've said, cause I love them both, and really didn't mind being a measly Feature Editor under them! I'll really miss them both next year, it's truly been an adventure.

ARCADIAN

Student of the Month

Madeline One of Arcadia's most

outstanding students is Madeline Manly. She is this month's student of the month. Being a very modest person, I had to coax Madeline a bit so that she would talk about herself.

On the most part, one can see Madeline in the library everyday doing her schoolwork. She says she has little time for anything else. But after she listed her ac­tivities, I could see that she must have had some free time to fit in all these achievements. She is a member of Honor

Society and the track team, she is the president of the Spanish Club, and was in the Civil Air Patrol.

Her greatest achievement by far is her acceptance into West Point Academy. She started the application process the summer of her junior year but actually wanted in since 8th grade. One can only submit an application with a congres­sional recommendation. Representative John McCain recommended Madeline. After applying, she had to pass physical tests and interviews ... Madeline was accepted as an early selection (or in other words, in the 1st draft). She is one out of 149 women ac­cepted out of her class. Her class consists of 1400 students.

What are her career goals after W estpoint? Well, she is a bit undecided. She has decided to stay in the military and work for the government. The Intelligence field interests her or possibly a job in foreign af­fairs.

Whatever you decide Madeline, we are all sure you will succeed. Arcadia is proud of you and wishes you the best of luck next year and in the future.

Rapid Trends Arcadia has seen many

trends this year, many of which have gone in and out rather quickly. From neon to parachute pants, Arcadia has seen it all. Net shirts, paisely shirts, "Franky says ... " t-shirts, and the "Madonna look" lasted no longer than two months. Mini-mini skirts and the Hawaiian look lasted longer than expected. Can you believe that the Flashdance (or recently raped looked) even made it to be one of the big­gest clothing trends this year has seen?

In addition to clothing, Ar­cadia has seen unique hair styles. Weaved hair, tails, and

3-toned hair have all played a part in Arcadia fads.

Swatches, fish hook bracelets, real Vaurnets, plastic handbags, and ban­danas wrapped around legs are various items that many Arca­dian picked up on and made trends out of them.

The first person to ever wear white lipstick at Arcadia must have been pretty brave. Several people liked the idea and they too began wearing it. Striped nails was another fad that went in and out quickly.

The trend that has lasted since Valley Girl days and is still alive is the expression "like. "

All Arcadians So far this year I have been pretty proud to be an Arcadian.

Unfortunately, today's assembly reversed that feeling. After the rat race (literally) in the auditorium I feel very embarrassed to be a member of my class.

The major reason for this letter, however, is not to criticize those resonsible for the calamity but instead to commend those who received the thrust of that action. Being in the pit orchestra during the teaset for the musical I could not see what happened, though I heard plenty. Those who have never had the frighten­ing yet exhilerating experience of performing on stage, especially in front of their peers, could not possibly realize the impact that even a simple cough could have on a performer. I cannot speak for those who had the misfortune to be on stage during that time, but had I been on stage performing I know I would have been mortified.

Senior pranks (or any pranks, for that matter) notoriously have no objective and accomplish nothing, while simultaneously causing anguish to other. I hope someday we (kids and adults alike) will consider the feelings of others before acting in such ways.

We have a wonderful fine arts department full of dedicated musicians, actors, technicians, and (of course) teachers who receive great satisfaction from entertaining the rest of us. No real emphasis is placed on the fine and performing arts at Ar­cadia, much to everyone's misfortune. We create and perform for people because we want to give other a reason to laugh, to cry, or to escape the pressures of this world through a story, be it music or a play. Those of us who perform realize the need we all have for the arts.

I would like those responsible for the disturbance to imagine life without these pleasures we work so hard to bring to you. I would also like Donald, Maggie, Alexa, Elliot, Glen, the Hot Box girls, and the rest of the unfortunate, yet very professional, performers to know how much admiration I have for them. Had I been in their situation, I'm not sure I could have handled it.

Amy Rosner

May 24,1985

And You Thought

Motley Crue Was Bad

Those of you who like to keep up with the underground music scene may have noticed the recent abundance of groups with very unusual names. The names bands think up these days are really amaz­ing, not to mention totally hilarious! A few of us at the Arcadian have done some research and unearthed some very interestingly named bands. We've chosen the most humorous of these groups to review for you in the following column.

PREPARE YOURSELF!!!

1. The Bloody Preschoolers This California group has

got to be the foremost band in the "Kill your Father, Kill your Mother, Torture the Dog and Eat the Cat" movement. Their music has an amazing resemblance to the sound that occurs when one puts one's younger brother and his pet ig­uana into the dishwasher and turns it on. Guaranteed to keep all unwanted relatives back in Ohio where they belong. Highly recommended for those with seriously damaged hearing. 2. The Beheaded Bunnies

This German group would obviously not have been a favorite of Walt Disney. Bleeding hearts beware! Just

check out these tastefully titled tunes-

Thumper bites the dust Soft, furry and dead You blow my mind Serenade a la guillotine We've lost our minds. For our last selection, we've

chosen an album that's a little more lighthearted and much more weird! 3. Gentlemen in the Oven.

Featuring these soon-to-be hit songs:

Side A I need some dough Just call me chip Let's get baked I'll turn off the oven and melt with you.

Side B I just keep popping up Poppin' fresh dough You burn me up Whatever happened to the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

We hope you've enjoyed our selections for this record review-it all goes to show, you can never take music too seriously! !!

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FAREWELL

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Class of 1985 10 Year Reunion We're here at Arcadia High School's Ten Year Reunion for the Class of 1985. Everyone

looks so mature and worldly wise, but we know the truth ... well, we think we know the truth. According to CAROL DAY and ERIC HITCHCOCK, the 1985 winners of the Biggest Gossip Award, this is what the graduates of '85 have really been up to. Keep in mind as you read these that after Carol graduated she went on to marry a rich old man, but after two weeks of marrige, he sent her to Bellevue Hospital where she is currently being treated for blatant neurosis and closet nymphomania. You should also know that Eric now portrays "Grandpa" on the new edition of "The Munsters." Whether or not you want to take their word for it is solely up to you ... JOHN CHAPKO founded and is current manager of "John's Dance Palace" with JENNY PAPLA WSKI working in the hat check booth. BILL WEST is a Playgirl centerfold. ROB WITHERS finally made it to Wimbledon ... but fell asleep during the match. GINA DONDERO is a member-at-Iarge of the Hell's Angels chain gang. PHIL DEBROSSE is making millions as the oresident of IBM. ANGELA TASSONI suddenly decided that PHIL DEBROSSE is her true love-wonder why? KITTY SPENCER and DUANE BEHRMAN got married, and Kitten joined the Mormon Church so they had a reason to have eight kids. DAVE BURKETT tried to have a political career, but gave it up because no one would vote for him. Now a teller at Valley National Bank. BILL ROSENFELD, ERIC SHELTON, STEVE EGAN, and DAN CROWLEY couldn't at­tend the reunion because they are serving 10 years for Grand Theft Auto . MIKE BERNAS, KEITH BENNETT, WILL YOUNT and JEFF DAVIS formed the law firm of Bennett, Bernas, Davis and Young, and are busy trying to get their friends out of prison. CAROL BROWN is the prison matron at San Quentin, keeping Rosenfeld, Shelton, Egan and Crowley in line. KATIE COLEMAN couldn't find the reunion. DEAN CERIMELI is the gorilla for the Phoenix Suns ... but he doesn't use the suit. BARNEY JOHNS is teaching Seminary at Arcadia. LINDA KLECKNER wrote a book called "People I Hate and Why" which catapulted her to instant fame. She then took over for Joan Rivers on the Johnny Carson Show. BOB SMITH is the new Dunkin' Donuts chef. "Gotta make the donuts." MICHELLE VALE is a Harlequin Romance novelist. MARTHA BUNCE is now the head of Mary Moppets Nursery. DAVE DITTMORE can be seen on his late night video show, "Rockin' With DAVID LEE." STEPHANIE ROTH has major role in a popular daytime soap opera but sought psychiatric help when she couldn't distinguish between her real life and the soaps. STEVE KOSKELA caused a nationwide uproar when he publicly claimed that Dr. Pepper cured AIDS and is now in charge of all of Dr. Pepper's publicity. CHARLES PETERS went AWOL during boot camp and hasn't been heard from since. EILEEN CLEERE changed her name to Crystal and is the national spokeswoman for Cascade dishwashing soap-slightly demeaning, but she admits she's in it for the money. JANE BLOEMKER married GREG ENGLISH and they started a new clothing store called "PaDDa Scholars." LORI RUBIN portrays Ronald McDonald for all of McDonald's charity events. E.G. CARLSTROM is living off of the money he made on his book, "Be a Stud," and chasing ex-homecoming queens. LISA FORD purchased a Minnie Mouse costume and moved to Anaheim so that she and Tracy Eighmey could dress alike forever. PERRY BROOKS is on the road crew for the Don Rickles traveling show. JIM KRACHT made millions off of his first movie, "In Search of PHIL DAVIS" and is cur­rently drawing up a contract with Mr. Rutz to star in his next movie, "What's My Line, or Die." TAMMY LUSTGARTEN and JULIE BOWE are running for President and Vice-President of

ALL AMERICAN

BEST EYES

Rob

MOST MOD/PUNK

May 24,1985

BEST DANCER

-Barney and Tara

BEST LEGS

the United States with the slogan "Protect the American Way ... Kill a Commie." Eric and Julyce AURA 0 S · d . R.J. & Erin L WEN IS omg Ultra Brite commercials.

YAEL SERROR moved back to France and is currently teaching English to the French BEST BUNS children. As far as we know, the only phrase the children have learned is, "Guess what happen­ed to me today." ALEXA TIBBETS, LANCE SHEPPARD, JOEY PELGRIM and GEORGE DRUM are living in a commune in Wyoming. R.J. RAIRIGH joined the Air Force and was required to shave his head. Rumor has it that he is having a bit of trouble getting dates nowadays. PETER CANNICE, because of his need to be in the spotlight, became the ringmaster for Bar­num & Bailey. GINGER JARVIS and MIKE LA PORTE are also performing in the circus with their death-defying "spears of fire" trick. ROBIN JASON could be one of the following: I) anchor on the CBS news; 2) dental hygenist; 3) Mary Kay beauty consultant. No one really knows which of these she is, if any. ALLEN REVIVO is conducting the Pepsi Challenge taste test across the nation. DAVID SWANSON is currently hosting "Puttin on the Hits." CATEY BRACKEN, living up to her family's expectations, married ANTON VISSER. J.B. SWAN, living up to his family 'S expectations, married COURTNEY FLYNN. However, BEST SMILE adultery has no social expectations, so they switched mates on the weekend. KAREN ZUCHOWSKI is a female mud wrestler with BETH WINIKKA as her -I (and only) fan. JIM PORCH is "The Zuke's" trainer and bucket boy. TIM WAMPLER is still having Arcadia parties. TROY KOCHIS and KELLY TROUTMAN have been married and divorced four times .... to each other. TONY POPADOPOLOUS is a Solid Gold dancer. AMY ATCHISON was offered the Nobel Prize, but turned it down. JORDY ROCKOWITZ, PETER NADLER and TRICIA DAVIES joined the Peace Corps, and now feed the hungry in Cambodia. STEVE ROSHOLT has a five year contract to make CONAN THE BARBARIAN movies. DILIP BANSAL changed his name to "Dilipe Bansalini" and is now the head of Organized Crime in the United States. He is accompanied at all times by STEVE ABT (alias Baby Face) his first lieutenant and bodyguard. GEORGE TREZOS is the owner of GEORGE'S GAS-N-GRILL. Also "acting" on the side. CHRISTY BULKELY went on to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, became a neurologist, but gave it all up for the love of her life. Now earning minimum wages at George's Grill. CRAIG COSS, in order to stay near his idol, is now doing lube jobs at George's station. CHRIS ADAMS still hasn't graduated from Arcadia.

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-Greg Christy

MOST LIKELY TO BE PRINCIPAL OF AHS

Van and Avery

May 24,1985 ARCADIAN Page 5

SENIOR MOSTS BEST LOOKING Courtney Flynn and R.J. Rairigh BEST EYES Courtney Flynn and Rob Withers BEST SMILE Christy Bulkeley and Greg Hardy BEST BUTT Robin Jason and J.B. Swan BEST LEGS Suzanne Peirce and George Trezos BEST DRESSED Tracy Lambert and Anton Visser BEST BODY Kelly Campbell and Ken Belnap MOST PREPPY Jane Bloemaker and Greg English MOST MOD/PUNK Julyce Monbleaux and Eric Hale MOST OBNOXIOUS Carol Brown and David Jones MOST HUMOROUS Christy Williamson and Brigg Stolworthy MOST NEUROTIC Carol Day and Barney Johns CUTEST COUPLE Catey Bracken and J.B. Swan BEST ATHLETE Angela Tassoni and Troy Kochis BIGGEST PARTIER Lisa McCreary and Tim Wampler BIGGEST SLOB Tiffany Ray and Eric Shelton BIGGEST GOSSIP Carol Day and Eric Hitchcock BIGGEST AIRHEAD Tracey Eighmey and David Licosati BIGGEST STUD/STUDDETTE Sonya Corey and E.G. Carlstrom BIGGEST BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE Carol Brown and Jeff Davis CUTEST Erin Moore and R.J. Rairigh MOST INTELLIGENT Tammy Lustgarten and David Heller CHEAPEST Beth Winikka and Pat Naumann BEST PERSONALITY Christy Williamson and Bill Rosenfeld LEAST EASILY EMBARRASSED Carol Brown and Will Yount BIGGEST FLIRT Tracey Eighmey and Eric Hitchcock MOST EGOTISTICAL Tracy Lambert and E.G. Carlstrom MOST LIKELY TO HAVE EIGHT KIDS Lisa Ford and Mark Hunsaker MOST LIKELY TO STAND UP A DATE Courtney Flynn and Steve Egan MOST LIKELY TO MARRY FOR MONEY Kelly Campbell and Pat Naumann MOST LIKELY TO BE A MOVIESTAR Tracy Lambert and Ken Belnap MOST LIKELY TO BE A PLAYBOY /PLA YGIRL CENTERFOLD Kelly Campbell and Bill West MOST LIKELY TO BE A PRIEST OR NUN Jenny Merrill and Peter Cannice MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A RABBI Avery Crossman and Jeff Fleischer MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A PRESIDENT Julie Bowe and Peter Cannice MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE Tiffany Ray and Joe Schubach MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A TEACHER Martha Bunce and Charles Peters MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Tammy Lustgarten and Phil DeBrosse ALL AMERICAN Christy Bulkeley and Ken Belanp ALL ARCADIAN Christy Bulkeley and Peter Cannice MOST LIKELY TO BE THERE WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT Robin Jason and David Jones MOST LIKELY TO SERVE A JAIL SENTENCE Wendy Wendt and Bill Rosenfeld MOST LIKELY TO NEVER LEAVE HOME Helen Hanscomb and Duane Behrmann MOST LIKELY TO BECOME PRINCIPAL OF AHS Avery Crossman and Van Tucker MOST LIKELY TO BE SEEN ON CAMELBACK MOUNTAIN Gina DonDero and Chris Adams BEST DANCER Tara Moses and Barney Johns MOST LIKELY TO WRITE TRASHY NOVELS Tricia Davies and David Swanson MOST NAIVE Yael Serror and Charles Peters MOST SOPHISTICATED Tammy Lustgarten and Anton Visser MOST LIKELY TO DODGE THE DRAFT Tricia Davies and Jordy Rockowitz MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED RIGHT AFTER GRADUATION Kelley Troutman and Troy Kochis

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE EIGHT KIDS

Mark and Lisa

MOST LIKELY TO BE PRESIDENT

Julie and Peter

LORETTA WOOTEN moved to Russia to become the translator for the new premier. After ten years she practically has the entire country convinced that Communism is a farce. TESS MONTGOMERY, after learning of a new movie entitled TERESA, changed her name back. LISA MANN and LYNN COWIE are the new prime-time "Laverne and Shirley." CHRISTY WILLIAMSON, after inheriting her parents' OXFORD SCHOLAR, decided that conventionality was not her finest trait, and renovated the place into THE LEATHER CLAD SLAMDANCER. She now resides in L.A. DEE DEE GAGE made a personal fortune as the national poster person for Weight Watchers Anonymous. JEFF FLEISHER moved to California and married A VERY CROSSMAN because she's "such a nice Jewish girl." PENNY DEIHL and KEN BELNAP worked out together and became national bodybuilding champs. Currently co-owners of a combination health spa and bar called "Beef and Booze." KELLY CAMPBELL is currently residing in BelAire, working on 5th husband and 8th BMW. DAVID HELLER became a mad scientist and married his able assistant JULIE HENDIN, however he left her for his true love, his Apple 2C portable computer. LIZ BAINS' laugh was taped for Saturday morning usage. V AN TUCKER is still trying to get through SCC. TRACEY EIGHMEY works at Disneyland doing the voice of Minnie Mouse. COLETTE HUNTER decided that the best contribution that she could make to womankind would to be host a daily talk show entitled "Why I Colette, Know Everything." ANTOl NNE BLUTH suffered a tragedy earlier this year when he was struck by a bolt of lightn­ing. Now a sidewalk preacher warning small children about the dangers of Parker Brothers' board games. TIFFANY RAY, contrary to popular belief, made her own fortune as a Cardiovascular Hepatic-Renal Internal Surgeon and Therapist. CHARLIE BERESF'ORD is a groupie for Iron Maiden. ERIN MOORE became a nun, but left the convent in order to marry Mark Hammil. MARLA OCCHINO and SHEILA attended DeVry where they studied air conditioning. Now hair stylists at "Sharla's House of Beauty" on 32nd and Van Buren.

BEST ATHLETE

Troy and Angela

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED

Tammy and Phil

BEST PERSONALITY ,

Christy and Bill

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ilast lIIill (9 ulestament tremendous capabilities of compulsive lying to get out of destructive situations.

I, JIM KRACHT, will most everything I don't own to GREGG GHELFI, a man whose mind knows no bounds.

I, CHRIS ADAMS, will to gest Junior hosebags) for 5th ED SIPES my body. In his hour use only! mind, he is a stud so he might WE, the 1984-85 VARSITY as well have the body of a CHEER LINE, will to the stud. 1985-86 cheer line a little more

I NADIA AITYAT A, will TMHBism and a more exten-tha~ KARIM finds a date for sive vocabulary. the Yuma Prom next year. I, LYNN COWIE, will my

I, BETH AUL, will the 20 ownership of the K. company pounds I lost to anyone dumb to CHRISTINE O'BRIEN! enough to take them. I, SHEILA CZERWINSKI,

I, LIZ BAINS, will leave my will all of my x-boyfriends and whips to LAURIE NELSON boyfriends to be MELINDA so she can whip Usa when STACK, and my detention she's naughty. hours to NICHOLE

I KEN BELNAP, will my CHEENEY. positive attitude to KINNON I, TRICIA DAVIES, will SANDLIN. my valium collection to the in-

I JOE BLAKELY will my coming freshman class. BMW to JIM MAY so that he I, PHILIP DAVIS, will my can feel important on his first lungs to JASON WHITE so he date. help can CRAIG HAYNES

I CHRISTY BULKELEY, and the incoming freshman wili AMY RUTKIN, a real sing cadence in Cross Coun­radio station, and JON try. BELSHER the ability not to I, PENNY DEIHL, will have a nervous breakdown SEAN LAKE, the seven kids, when you realize you're the PAUL GRAVES, the ability only one left to run an entire write notes and AMY homecoming. RUTKIN a new attitude.

I, DAVID BURKETT, will I, DA VID DITTMORE, my unused credits to CHRIS will my humbleness and guitar ADAMS. playing ability to ANDREW

I SALLY CARL, will my HARTSFIELD to make him a cat'from HPA to anyone who well rounded guy. feels the need to Ralph. I, ED FIGEROA, will my

I, EILEEN CLEERE, will used books and what strength my special "mashing permit" I have left to help my brother, to DENICE HOWARD and DAN FIGEROA, finish his JENNY GILSTRAP (the big- last two years here.

Seniors Counsel Teachers .. Since the seniors have put in four years here, they feel quahfled

to impart some words of wisdom to thelf teachers before leaving. CHRIS ADAMS to Mr. Phillips (coach): "Don't become a come­dian, you will starve." BETH AUL to Mr. Scotten: "you need to add a little more spice to your lectures, sleeping is bad for the economy." LIZ BAINS to Mr. Schifino: "Get a new joke book." JOE BLAKELY to Mr. Tamasauckas: "Shave." CHRISTY BULKELY to Mr. Meyer: "In our retirement together I would like to say it has been a great year and we couldn't have done it without each other. I'd just like to say we're going out in fashion. Good luck next year in the leisure life." AUTO CLASS to McMahon, Coyle, Meyers: "Get some real brakes!" EILEEN CLEERE to Senor Heywood: "Seniors in third year Spanish know absolutely nothing about the language." LYNN COWIE to Mr. Cowie: "Stay the greatest! That is the best advice I can give you." TRICIA DAVIES to Bob Larabell: "Become superintendent of schools across the U.S. and revolutionize the school system." PHILIP DAVIS to Mrs. Riddle: "When discussing slavery, don't grin so much." BOB DELLORFANO to Mr. Rutz: "With your next paycheck, take a little out and buy a really good, new joke book." SHELLEY DENISON to Mr. Schiffino: "That's Hartsfield, not Haaaaaaaaaartsfield. Keep practicing, you will get it by next basketball season." DAVID DITTMORE to Mr. Niedens: "Quit changing your hair style. " JEFF FLEISCHER to Mr. Larabell: "Stick around, Harry, and clean that stain off your pants." DEE DEE GAGE to Mr. Schifino: "When you are wrong admit it, don't be like some people we know, right?" JOE GREGORY to Mrs. Hageman: "Be good to your students or I will come back and slap you, hard." DANA KAPLAN to Mr. Kimbell: "Yes, other people may be right!! !" LINDA KLEKNER to Mr. Schifino: "May 200 sweaty hippos relax in your genuine, imitation, George Washington, cherry wood, hot tub." JIM KRACHT to Mrs. Riddle: "If you inhale too much nitrous oxide, you will die." TIFFANY RAY to Mr. Larabell: "A person is ruled by his genitals until age 35, then what???" BOB SMITH to Mr. Meyer: "Watch that belly, too many trips to Teepee is catching up with you." VAN TUCKER to Mr. Bruins: "Change name and seek asylum in another country." CHRISTY WILLIAMSON to Mr. Shore: "Next year make sure that the Folkdancing Club gets more publicity ... there are a lot of students who would like to join!"

I, JEFF FLEISCHER, will JASON PRICE a bottle of cologne and some friends .

I, JOE GREGORY, will to WALTER WHITE most of my immense acting ability and talent because he really needs some.

I, ERIC HALE, will the GT Cabriolet to MIKE ZERBIB, (alumni); art to MIKE Mc­CAULEY and SEAN McKUSICK (alumni); mind and thoughts to LIZ BAINS and MARK McCAULEY; clothes to science.

I, JOHN HAMMER, will my kind loving attitude toward teachers to any and all underclassmen, they need it.

I, ERIC HITCHCOCK, will my funny jokes to my P.E. buddies in second hour. I also will my slowness with girls to SEAN LAKE.

I, MARK HUNSAKER, will my Rabbit to my cousin JULIE so that she will be able to drive her friends crazy in­stead of me.

I, DAVID JONES, will my massive chest to KEHLI WARDELL.

I, DANA KAPLAN, will my place in Mr. Curtis' Physics A class to LORI HEN­DIN so that she jumps 10 feet every time he sneezes.

I, LINDA KLEKNER, will MARIL YN HAYES all my

I, JEFF NEHER, will my practice as head rabbit killer to HAROLD (BO) BROOKS so he can carryon the tradition.

I, LISA MANN, will my "aces" to CHRISTINE O'BRIEN so she can get her first real bra.

I, TARA MOSES, will all my long hair to all the bald punkers in the school.

I, TONY PAPAP-DOPOULOS, will my car stereo to GLEN REVIVO so he can get a lifestyle.

I, CHARLES PETERS, will my snakeskin jockey shorts to SCOTT BLACK.

I, JIM PORCH, will my "Mr. Attitude" to Sean Cooney-may he keep his memory burning.

I, LARRY RAMSEY, will my arms to GREG DONNAL­L Y so that he can be big.

I, TIFFANY RAY, will my senioritis to MICHELLE RIGBERG.

I, LORI RUBIN, will to JAN RUBIN all of my pa­tience, sweetness, and understanding that I have had as a wonderful sister. Use it well please.

I, CHRISTINE SAVAGE, will my patience to those who are above the petty, insecure students who gossip about

Parting Shots CHRIS ADAMS-Mrs. Collins: Key Club loves you! Sincerely yours, the REAL key Club. NADIA AITY ATA-I don't need to be reminded of anything. I've just been a French student who spent a wonderful year and will be proud to say that I spent it at Arcadia. LIZ BAINS-I would like to thank all the trendy posers and the Madonna wanna­be's for humoring the seniors greatly. KEN BELNAP-One person can keep a secret, two maybe, three or more, you might as well kiss your *!?"$ goodbye. Your secret becomes subject to Arcadia gossip. CHRISTY BULKELEY - Take this job and shove it! Right, Mr. Meyer? DAVID BURKETT-I am going to own your entire neighborhood someday. KELL Y CAMPBELL-When I was young, Arcadia was fun, but now its done, so it's to USC I run! EILEEN CLEERE-I would like to advise all the Sophomore girls to develop in­dividual personalities! P .S. Katie, Linda, Christy - the V-club rules! SHEILA CZERWINSKI-Thanks, Arcadia,for all the fun times ... the so-called parties, the short-but-sweet camping trips (E.R. & E.S.), and the interesting couples you've created. All non-grads have fun and good luck with Ms . Collins . PHILIP DA VIS-Why? SHELLEY DENISON-Thanks, Arcadia-thanks for all the memories, friends, and great times. It's been fun, but THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER! Later! I'll miss you, Scortcher! BOB DELLOFANO-Now listen up, I've got nothing to say, and I'm only going to say it once ... it ain't over 'til it's over! DAVID DITTMORE-We are not this way because we are at Arcadia, we are at Arcadia because we are this way. JEFF FLEISCHER-Well ... JOE GREGORY-"Beavers Forever!" JOHN HAMMER-Strive for the best in everything, fight your way to the top of the ladder and once you're at the top, don't be satisfied. Build more on that ladder and keep climbing. ERIC HALE-J.D., G.H., M.S., M.B., J.B., J.M., L.B., S.W., S.B. , K., T. & T.-You have no P.P. to Arcadia: When I die these memories will fade, like tear drops in rain. Time to die. Adults don't ask enough questions-be yourself. MARK HUNSAKER-Seniors rule, and we're cool. We like to party, so don't be tardy. So have some fun, in case you have none. LINDA KLEKNER-Virgins of America, unite JIM KRACHl'-I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! MADELINE MANLEY-She walks, she talks, she's full of chalk. JEFF NEHER-Curbber. Certain people will know what I mean. MARLA OCCHINO-Thanks, Arcadia, for all the fun. You made my high school years interesting. Special thanks to E.H. It was worth it. CHARLES PETERS-Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic and so am I. JIM PORCH-If you don't believe in your dreams, you'll have nothing to separate you from everyone else. LARRY RAMSEY -Don't let the school go to the punkers because they will screw it up. MARY L. SCHROEN-Remember yesterday, dream of tomorrow, but most im­portant of all, live for today and for YOURSELF. YAEL SERROR-Je suis tres contente d' etre une eleve d' Arcadia. Cela que j'ai appris. Etait amuse. BOB SMITH-Here's to cool Arcadia classes and raised glasses. After good, bad, and great times, people say the fun is over. I say after graduation the real fun starts. The Arcadia party is over, but the Class of '85's party is just beginning. JUAN TELLERIA-Never eat yellow snow. GEORGE TREZOS-Water skiing, silver bullet, and RATS! VAN TUCKER-RATS ... that's the end. TIM WAMPLER to BILL ROSENFELD-You only live once, right? WENDY WENDT-I feel like I've run an incredibly long race, and I'm going to celecrate heavily at the end. CHRISTY WILLIAMSON-Arcadia, you've made me what I am today. See you in court. LORETTA WOOTEN-Thank you, Arcadia, for all my fun memories - cheer, friendship, etc. And remember, when you see a chance, take it! KAREN ZUCHOWSKI-Are we having fun yet?

May 24,1985 something or someone.

I, MARY L. SCHROEN, will my eyelashes to KIMBER­L Y BECKLEY so that she can wear colored mascara.

I, YAEL SERROR, will my faded accent to D.B., J.B., and C.B.

I JUAN TELLERIA, will my Mustang to my sister and my Cubs shirt to David Wohl.

I, GEORGE TREZOS, will all my bad luck, arrests, suspensions, tickets, and fights to KINNON SANDLIN. P.S. Also all my good looks, he needs all he can get.

I, VAN TUCKER, will my suave and debonair scamming ability to Bart Nadolski so he can have a fun senior year too.

I, WAMP, will my wild and crazy weekends to anyone who can handle them. Probably SEAN COONEY.

I, WENDY WENDT, will my eyes to some of the socially blind Arcadians so they can see themselves as they really are-not as they belive they are.

I, CHRISTY WILLIAM­SON, will Arcadia's empty bank account to KENDALL DENTON, my sense of humor to next year's Arcadian editor. .. you're gonna need it, and all of my grounded weekends to my little brother, who I'm sure will live to uphold an outstanding Williamson traditon.

Our Favorite Words

We at the Arcadian recently asked some Seniors to tell us about their favorite word or words. Here are rome of Ih~ answers we reeeived~ CHRIS ADAMS-"modulate" When aU else fails. you can always modulate. NADIA AITYATA-"Arcadia" Because J'lI remember that this year was the best I've ever spent in my thirteen years of school. KEN BELNAP-"Rats" We got busted! JOEY BLAKELy-uDoo'l touch me!" Btcause SCOll LANG shouldn't be touched when he is in a bad mood. CHRISTY BULKELEY-"Doodadoo and Neurnt" Because it says so much!!!!! KELLY CAMPBELL-"Outla here!" Because those are my feelings for Phoneix and Arcadia. SALLY CARL-"Smegma" Because Dana, Julie , and Sheryl find it so humorous. EILEEN CLEERE-"Man of Steel" Because 90% of them went extinct with the ERA, and now 9OOJo of all women will have to settle for a Man of Styorofoam. LYNN COWIE-"Stupidhead" Because my friends LORI RUBIN and LISA MANN are ones. PHILIP DAVIS-" Hasty Bananas" Because it drives Senor Heywood nuts. PENNY DEIHL-"Prub" It shows how boredom at Flakey lakes can make your imagination work. BOB DELLORFANO-"Efongoul" Its a nice Italian word expressing their willingness to reproduce. SHELLEY DENISON-"Scary" Because it comes in handy so many times. Everything is scary especially punkers. DAVID DITTMORE-"Ooof!!" Because it means so much. DEE DEE GAGE- USafety" It can be very em­barrassing to say in front of the whole Ford family. JOE GREGORY-"Crud" It represents 90"', of everything. so whenever the word is used, no one will know what you're talking about. ERIC HALE-"Peace, Love and Vanilla Wafers" It has inner complex meaning - Makes people go 'Huh?' JOHN HAMMER-"Why" Because you can drive anyone crazy if you use it enough. MARK HIJNSAKER-"Eric Hitchcock" Girls seem to flock towards you whenever you say it. DANA KAPLAN- --"Jammin' ., Just call up RHODA STI:IN and see how she answers the phone. JIM KRACHT -"RJeenie" Because it represents something very dear to me: A small air bubble in the bottom of my shoe. LISA MANN-"Stupidhead" Because my friends LORI RUBIN and LYNN COWIE are ones. JEFF NEHER-IOGet out of here!'· I don't know why. TONY PAPADOPOULOS-"Malaka" It refers to half the people in my weight lifting class. CHARLES PETERS-"Spweege" Because it retards overpopulation. JIM PORCH-"Uuufooreeahh" Because it cracks people up!! LORI RUBIN-·"Stupidhead·' Because my friends LISA MANN and LYNN COWIE are ones. MARY L. SCHROEN-"Phenom" Because it describes everything. YAEL SERROR-"Party" Because I love to do it. BOB SMITH-"Super Buff" Because this one word says it all. JUAN TELLERIA-"Friday" Self explanatory GEORGE TREZOS-"See ya Serg" Because the fag in Beverly Hills Cop reminds me of KINNON SANDLIN. VAN TUCKER-"Well ... ok" It seems to work every time. WENDY WENDT-"Stressed-out" Because thats what a lot of people at Arcadia are, and that's how they make me feel. CHRISTY WILLIAMSON-"Trauma" Because it desribes the better part of my Senior year. LORETTA WOOTEN-"(I) Scott Kreiner" If you knew him you'd know why! "(2) TMHB" If you knew them you'd really know why! KAREN ZUCHOWSHKI-"Stylin" Because ERIN MOORE taught it to me and I always say everything she does.

May 24,1985

Athletes feats Girl's

Basketball This year' s girls basketball

team, consisting of Ginger Jarvis Andrea Marin, Michelle Mattia, Becky Molen, Lisa Mueller, Mia Onedero, and Dawn Woffinden, is an ex­cellent and talented team coached by Lou Hallman. Coach Hallman has been the girls basketball coach at Ar­cadia for eight years. He originally coached Arcadia's boys basketball team for twelve years and then quit. However, he soon began to miss his sport and returned to coach the girls team. The team has performed extremely well. So far , their best scoring effort was against Carl Hayden, 52-28. They have played some close games, four of which they won in the last few seconds. There were: Chandler, 31-30; Chaparrel, 48-46; Cactus, 48-47, and Casa Grande . Their current record is 12-7; 8-1 in the league. The team has many star players. Becky Molen, a sophomore, averages 20.5 points a game and 13 rebounds a game. Dawn Woffinden is the floor leader and she leads the team in assists. These three are the team's vetran players, and they will be vital to the success of the team in next week's divisionals. Arcadia, the number one team in the A league, will play the fourth ranked team in the B league, Maryvale on Wednesday.

Mr. Hallman hopes to get one of the top three sports in the league so the team can go on to State. The girls will give it their best shot, and Coach Hallman feels they have a good chance at state if everyone is in top shape. Coach Hallman's goal for his team this year is to get the most potential out of the team and for each of the girls to reach their own potential and goals, Hallman also feels it is important for the girls to have fun playing the game. The team is like a family and they all give each other a lot of sup­port. Coach Hallman is very proud of them. He says the team has far exceeded his ex­pectations. Arcadia was not expected to win in their league, which they did as of Friday, 26th. All the players have greatly improved since the beginning of the season and Coach Hallman is very proud and happy for everyone of them. CONGRATULA­TIONS, GIRLS, AND GOOD LUCK!

Track Arcadia's Track Team faced

the toughest meet they have seen all season - Divisionals. But the meet, held on May 3rd, brought excellent results. The girl's team placed 3rd and the boy's team 7th .

Everyone was outstanding but I would like to salute our Divisional Champs in par­ticular - Bob Fortner, Angela Tassoni, Jan Rubin, and Jeff Dana. (Notice the latter two are this month's Athletes of the Month.)

First I would like to salute Bob Fortner who gave the most dramatic victory of the meet. As Coach Archibald described the race, he couldn't seem to emphasize enough how exciting it was. Bob was running the 2-mile against a Cas a Grande runner, alias "Chicken," who he had never beaten before. In the last 200 meters, Bob put on an awesome sprint. Coach Ar­chibald describes it as being one of the most impressive performances he has ever seen. "It was like he was rocket-he just destroyed the guy! I don't care if Steve Scott or Sebastian Coe (Olympic contenders) were running against him, no one could have beaten Bob.)

Jeff Dana also won 1st in shot. He broke 52 feet and achieved his personal best.

"Dependable" Jan Rubin won the shot and disc as well.

Senior Angela Tassoni became the Divisional Cham­pion in the 3200 meters and placed 2nd in the 1600 meters.

Katie Ewing received a 4th in the 800 which was a very notable achievement.

E.G. Carlstrom placed 4th in discus and Kennon Sandlin got 3rd in the high jump.

To qualify for State, an athlete must place in the top 4 in Divisionals. This is where Karen Pomerning almost lost her chance. In the long jump, she placed 6th. In the 100 meter Hurdles, she placed 5th. In the 400 meter relay, the team effort could only place 5th. Karen still didn't have a 4th place to qualify for State. Besides, that, an athlete can only participate in four events. The 300 hurdles were left. But Karen pulled through, broke the school record and placed 3rd.

Coach Archibald was very pleased with the team's ef­forts. "It was a very sastisfy­ing last fling." Unfortunately, it is Coach Archibald's last coaching effort. He will be leaving Arcadia and retiring, or at least temporarily, from coaching. Coach Archibald, I congratulate you on the tremendous job you have done and wish you luck in the future. You have made our team successful and unified. You will be a hard act to follow.

Athletes of The Month For our last issue, we would

like to introduce two people who have a lot in common. They are both juniors. They are both the leaders on Ar­cadia's Track Team in the shot

ARCADIAN

and discuss events. Their names both begin with the let­ter "j." They are really close friends and most importantly this month's choice for Athlete of the Month. They are Jeff Dana and Jan Rubin.

Jeff Jeff throws discus and shot

put on the varsity track team. He also plays varsity football. Jeff has been throwing since first grade. He was first on a track team in the fourth grade at Hopi Elementary School. His original inspriration to become a thrower came from his grade school P .E. teacher, Coach Morris. Another great inspiration for Jeff is the pro­fessional athlete Micheal Carter, an Olympic throwing champion and the nose guard for the San Francisco 49'ers. In terms of future plans, Jeff wishes to attend BYU and play football there. If he receives a scholarship, he will also par­ticipate in track. His goals are to be in the Olympics and to be a professional football player, He considers making varsity football as a sophomore as his best accomplishment, Jeff won the City Track Meet. Out­side of school, Jeff's hobbies are ATC's and cars. Con­gratulations, Jeff, and good luck in the future!

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back to receive an outstanding 2nd place in shot put.

Her next stop was Provo, Utah, where she competed in Nationals. There she placed 8th in shot and 10th in discus-both awesome efforts.

Because track practice takes up much of her time both after school and on Saturdays, Jan really does not have much time for other activities. But she does enjoy volleyball and was on the varsity team this year.

Jan hopes to attend a big

Jan Jan Rubin began throwing

the shot put and discus only last year and is already one of the best Arcadia has ever seen. She is currently ranked 6th in the State in shot, and 5th in the State in disc.

- college or a university. As far as the shot and disc are con­cerned, she definately wants to continue with her talent. She hopes to receive a scholarship for her abilities and to give a good performance in Na­tionals this summer.

She has broken the school record in shot about three times already with the current record 38' Y-I ". But if that's not enough, this outstanding junior has broken the school discus record at least five times and currently holds the school record with a tremendous throw of 118'11".

Arcardia's throwing coach, Jeff Eccles, helps Jan to develop her amazing ability. "Jeff is a really good coach. He sets high goals for me and make it fun. Even if I don't want to do something, I do it anyway."

Jan's best accomplishments were in the Junior Olympics last summer. She placed 1st in both shot and disc. She then progressed to the Regionals held in Tucson. Because of car trouble, she missed her disc event. But this did not discourage her and she came

Reflections As the years go by in high school, And change us year to year, It makes us stop and wonder, and shed a lonely tear.

We started out so naive, And tried to do what's right, When upperclassmen were having fun and staying out all night.

Sophomore year came quickly, It took us by surprise. No longer were we freshmen, We had friends that could drive.

Junior year was a smash, we're finally upperclassmen We were driving mother's car Which we had such a blast in.

Senior year's the last year, This is the end of fun and games, For after graduation It won't be quite the same.

WE BUILD CAREERS. We want you to ask yourself just one question before you decide on a college. "Will I h ave a career after I graduate?" If the answer is yes , you have made a good selec­tion. If the answer is no, you need to call Lamson College because our thorough career training means that you'll be on the job after graduation . Lamson College's Tempe campus offers

programs in accounting, travel and tourism, word processing/ clerical, general business , secretarial, executive and legal secretarial, and clerk typist/ receptionist. Each of our pro­grams is designed to get you trained and on the job fast . You see, we build more than just character at Lamson College, we build careers.

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because he would not be recorded. That's all irrelevant though because I didn't, and I was forced to constantly jot notes down. My second mistake was to try to treat the whole thing like an interview. It turned into a discussion, ranging in topic from the

, philosophies of the 60's to methods of contemporary teaching, a strange discussion indeed.

I The first mistake I made in

my attempt to interview Mr. i Camwell, was not bringing a

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I wish I could tell you exact­ly what thoughts were ex­changed in that room on that day, but it is all a blurr. All I remember is coming away

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from that room with a huge hole where my stronghold on existance had been. There is no way I will be able to convey the exact feeling of that discus­sion, but I will try my best.

Mr. William Cam well has been teaching for sixteen years, his last two at Arcadia and the previous fourteen at Scottsdale. His teaching style has been called anything from highly abscure to psycotic. (see teacher most) When I asked about this he gave me one of those answers which have teas­ed and frustrated me for all of my American History career. One of those generalized answers that is designed to blow open the doors that lock on ones mind.

He says that his teaching method is based on helping the student to understand the how's and why's that lead up to and caused the historical events themselves. This, says Mr. Camwell is more impor­tant that the memorization of facts and trivia. It helps give the student a better understan­ding of the information, thus they know it and did not just memorize facts for a test and forget about them soon after.

Camwell's hobbies and past times include reading and music. Some of his musical likes include Irish folk, most classical, and opera because his wife likes it. When asked if he plays any instruments he replied, "The radio. My wife tells me I'm very good at it."

He loves to travel and has done so in the U.S., Canada, and Asia. He plans to go to Britain this summer.

I'm never bored," 'he says. "There's always places to go and things to read."

William Cam well , human being and teacher. Forgive me if you found this article hard to understand and/or sketchy. It was very difficult to write because Mr. Cam well is hard to understand and/or sketchy.

Congrat TopS 070 and 10070

Congratulations to the top 5070 and top 10% of the Class of 1985.

Top 5%: James Brasure, Sharon Bratt, Christy Bulkley, Carolyn Carns, Tracy Cramer, Diana Gage, David Heller, Colette Hunter, Dana Kaplan, Elaine Lambert, Tamara Lustgarten, Madeline Manley, Laura Schott, Sandra Smith, and Alan Work.

Top 10%: Amy Atchison, Antoine Bluth, Sally Carl, Jef­fery Fleischer, Lisa Ford, Stacy Gower, Ginger Jarvis, Lisa Pelgrim, Sheryl Reese, Jordon Rockowitz, Amy Rosner, Tamara Smith, Katherine Spencer, Juan Telleria, and Loretta Wooten.