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    Volume 91, Issue 19 March 21, 2011

    NEWS 2 FEATURES 3 SPORTS 5 OPINION - 7

    ~world headlines

    ~scientific discoveries

    ~tech break (pg. 4)

    ~Soap

    ~National tourney

    ~csm mens baseball

    ~minds at mines

    ~tims two cents

    SATIRE 8~spring break is here

    ~you missed e-days

    Controlled Source Electromag-netic (CSEM) surveying is becom-ing possible in shallow water aswell as deep, reported explorationadvisor Frieder Roth at the March10 Heiland lecture. He then ex-

    plained the technical challenges ofshallow water CSEM surveying andoffered a few possible solutions.

    The rst obstacle shallow waterCSEM faces is that of airwaves. Ac-cording to Roth, this phenomenonreduces target response in relativeterms. However, in absolute terms,the airwaves enhance the responsedue to multiple scattering. Thismeans that in shallow water, thetargets response is stronger, butso are the background distractionsdue to the airwaves. What we canlearn from this is the following: Ifwe want to identify and interpretthis weak target response here,we really need to very accuratelyhandle the background response,

    concluded Roth.Data uncertainties tend tobe much higher in shallow waterCSEM than in deep water CSEM,said Roth. He then demonstratedthis with several 3D models aswell as a discussion of detectionlimit. According to Roth, detectionis primarily limited by multiplica-tive or acquisition uncertainties

    Tech BreakMerger ManiaIan Littman

    Asst. Business Manager

    See Tech Break, Page 5

    such as position, orientation, andcalibration.

    Additionally, reducing additivenoise becomes important whenmultiplicative noise is reduced aswell. Most of this added noisecomes from the environment inthe form of magnetotelluric, oceanswell, and tidal noise and is spe-cic to shallow water CSEM. Roth

    explained that the shallow waterenvironment is very particular andthat these noise types occur dif-ferently in different places aroundthe globe.

    To further improve the effective-ness of shallow water CSEM, Rothpointed toward surface-towedsources for the answer. Whenthe water is just 40 meters or 60meters [deep], it actually makessense to tow the source close tothe surface and to suspend it frombuoys. The primary advantage ofthis method is a greater control ofdepth, pitch, and position, therebyreducing the overall data uncertain-ty. Productivity can be increasedby the faster towing speeds and

    greater maneuverability comparedto the deeper towed sources andthe possibility of damaging subseainstallations is nearly eliminated.Additionally, when the uncertaintyfactors are held constant, sensitiv-ity remains roughly the same as inthe standard methods. But when asmaller, more accurate uncertaintypercentage is used, sensitivity

    increases.Another frequent problem is

    the discreditization of shallowwater CSEM. A main cause ofthis discreditization is a commontechnique known as up-scaling.Up-scaling is a process in whicheffective conductivity is assigned tonodes in a way that the assimilationgrid is much greater than the input

    grid such that the nodes can betreated as resistors in either seriesor parallel. It is effective in deepwater, but much less accurate inshallow water. Roth explained howto increase the accuracy, We dontjust provide an input model, weprovide a bathymetry grid as well.That actually allows us to dene theso-called mini-cells, which providea much more accurate represen-tation of seabed. Additionally,Roth and his team also worked onimproving interpolation by takinginto account jumps in the verticalderivatives of electric eld. This candecrease error from ten percent toalmost nothing.

    Roth also discussed some of

    the difculties which necessitatethe solutions he presented. CSEMsurveying in shallow water is anemerging technology with a brightfuture, but there is still work to bedone. As Roth explained, Thereis not a silver bullet that will helpyou do CSEM in shallow water, butwe need to really improve in allthe areas.

    Methane (natural gas) from coalbeds has long been a source ofclean energy. Abundantly available,it burns cleanly and requires mini-mal processing to be used as a fuel.

    However, a supply problem is de-veloping. Coal beds have a limitedsupply of the gas, and it take a longtime to recharge the reservoirs. Gasdrilling companies initially makelarge prots on the gas, because itessentially pumps itself out of thewells. After a time, however, thepressure of the gas drops to thepoint where it no longer makessense to keep harvesting it.

    Luca Technologies is a com-pany that has invested heavily in aprocess that they hope will enablegas companies to literally farmmethane. Dr. Joel Sevinsky, the Se-nior Principal Investigator at Luca,presented the technology from amicrobiologists point-of-view.

    Sevinsky pointed out that com-panies are required by law to closedown their gas well operationswhen they cease to be protable,and that Luca has developed atechnology that he hopes will ex-tend that protability considerably.Many hydrocarbon reservoirs arealive with microbes, he said, todispel any thoughts that coal beds

    are dead. These reservoirs can beenlivened with nutrients to generatenatural gas in real time, he added.Natural gas can be literally farmed.

    The process of natural gasfarming is fairly simple. First, thecoal bed is drilled and the casing isdropped into the bore hole. Then,concrete is pumped around the

    outside of the casing, sealing thewell. Water is then pumped out ofthe hole, and the lower pressureallows the methane gas to seepout of the coal and be collectedat the well-cap. The technologythat Luca is implementing involvesdrilling another well in the samemanner, but instead of water beingpumped out, water that is packedwith nutrients and minerals to re-enliven the microbes in the coal ispumped in. These microbes thenproduce methane at a rate muchgreater than natural processes.

    What is actually happening,Sevinsky explained, is that thenatural process of reservoir res-toration is being mimicked. The

    natural process takes thousandsof years, however, and Luca isdoing it in a matter of months. Theprimary focus at Luca right nowis understanding the differencesbetween various wells in termsof the microbial community, andfiguring out more efficient andenvironmentally-conscious waysof producing natural gas.

    Improving underwater surveying

    techniques in shallow waterDeborah Good

    Content Manager

    New technology leads

    to natural gas farmingJosh Kleitsch

    Staff Writer

    Welcome back from Spring Break,everyone! AT&T is buying T-Mobile...and CenturyLink is buying Qwest. Thelatter story has been out for awhile,though only recently has the federalgovernment approved the wirelinetelephone giant merger. The formeris hot off the presses and is by far themore worrisome of the two stories.

    First, some stats about post-merger AT&T (they are not going tokeep the T-Mobile name, I can tellyou that right now). The combined

    company will have around 130 mil-lion customers, a full quarter morethan Verizons huge customer base.AT&Ts $39 billion purchase pricepegs each of T-Mobiles 33-plus-million customers at a little over $1100in value, if we are measuring by thatalone.

    Of course, T-Mobile has more thanjust customers; they spent around$4.2 billion in the FCCs 2006 AWSauction to pick up large swaths of1700MHz spectrum, on which theyhave built a respectable HSPA+ (4G)network in many metropolitan areas,including Denver.

    The Indian Gulch fre burns along a ridge near campus. By Sunday evening, it had burned 550 acres and threatened nearby homes.

    Brush re getting too close for comfortSTEVEN WOOLDRIDGE / OREDIGGER

    M i n e s S o f t b a l l

    Crushes Adams

    State 9-1

    See Page 5

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    Oredigger Staff

    Ryan Browne

    Editor-in-Chief

    Katie HuckfeldtManaging Editor

    Robert GillBusiness Manager

    Steven WooldridgeWebmaster

    Barbara AndersonDesign Editor

    Zach BoernerCopy Editor

    Neelha MudigondaAsst. Design Editor

    Abdullah AhmedAsst. Business Manager,

    Sales and Marketing

    Ian LittmanAsst. Business Manager,

    Web Content

    Trevor CraneContent Manager

    Deborah GoodContent Manager

    Stephen HejducekContent Manager

    Shira RichmanFaculty Advisor

    Headlines from around the worldLocal News

    On March 17, former citycouncilman Webb Aldrich was

    found dead in his home. Po-lice continue to investigate thecause of his death.

    The Mines softball team wonboth games against AdamsState by score of 9-1 and 5-4 onthe afternoon of March 20.

    The city council announced itwas considering restrictions onlive music on March 14. Initially,it planned to impliment per-performance permits, but laterdecided to consider Hours ofOperation and Maximum Deci-bel Level limits.

    On March 20, The MinesBaseball team defeated MesaState in a shutout, 2-0. CSMis also introducing live videoon AmericaOne for all remain-ing 2011 CSM home baseballgames.

    On March 20, a re, knownas the Indian Gulch Fire spreadover 550 acres. At last report of-cials were trying to determinewhether to evacuate 350 homesin a nearby subdivision.

    On March 15, the U.S. Newsand World Reports annual rank-ing of engineering graduateschools placed CSM at 64th.Several of Mines graduate en-gineering programs also wereranked including chemical en-gineering at 49th, environmentalengineering at 34th and materi-als engineering at 26th.

    Joshua Kleitsch, Staff Writer

    Joshua Kleitsch, Staff Writer

    Japan was struck by a 9.0magnitude earthquake March11, shaking buildings and dis-rupting normal life for much ofthe island nation. A 13-20 foottsunami washed away cars andboats, as well as damaging somebuildings.

    Worries in Japan are increas-ing as elevated radiation levelsare being detected in foods suchas spinach and milk. The lev-els are low enough not to causeimmediate health problems,but many in Tokyo have started

    stocking up on food supplies.The US and other allieslaunched a series of strikesagainst Libyan targets in an ef-fort to establish a no-y zone. USAdmiral Mullen has said that theUS will relinquish control of theLibyan operation to its allies in thenext few days.

    Government spending isoff the charts, as Wash-ington ran its biggestever one-monthdecit at $225 bil-lion for February.The Congressio-nal Budget Of-ce is predictingthat Obamas

    budget wouldincrease thedecit by $9.5trillion over thenext decade,versus the$7.2 trillion theObama Admin-istration is re-porting.

    13 Somalisand one Yemeni

    were indicted on charges of pira-cy and use a rearm in the com-mission of a crime as a 58-footyacht was discovered to havebeen hijacked and its ownerskilled. The pirates have not beencharged with murder, but the oth-er charges amount to 30 years tolife in prison for all involved.

    Apple has ofcially releasedthe iPad 2, which shows im-provements over the original ver-sion. Apple claims the new iPadis 10% lighter and signicantlythinner, and also sports dual

    cameras and a faster processor.The price starts at $500 and ex-tends to $829, the same as the

    original.Wisconsin lawmakers have

    approved the long-debated unionbill that would eliminate most ofpublic workers collective bar-gaining rights. Other states havetaken notice and are consider-ing similar action to balance theirown budgets.

    T-Mobile USA, owned byDeutsche Telekom AG, could bebought for a reported $39 bil-lion by AT&T. The Department ofJustice would need to authorizethe transaction. If approved, the

    merger would make AT&T thelargest wireless provider, by num-ber of subscribers.

    Evanston, Illinois, US - Newcancer treatments in the form of dia-mond-coated chemotherapy drugslook promising. One of the primary dif-culties with battling cancer has beengetting the drugs to stay in the tumorlong enough to kill it. Tumors, overtime, develop pumps that evacu-

    ate the drug before it has a chance towork. Researchers have been workingon a method of binding chemotherapydrugs to diamond nanoparticles, in anattempt to get the drugs stuck in thetumor. The particles are too large to bepumped out. With a longer drug resi-dence time, tumors are reduced in sizemuch more effectively.

    Sapporo, Japan - The late Plio-cene era has long been used toroughly model what the Earths atmo-sphere will become in the near future.Until recently, the Pliocene era wasthought to show an Earth that wasstuck in a perpetual El Nino, which iswhen the temperature of the surfaceof the Pacic ocean is high relative to

    the Atlantic ocean. Researchers atHokkaido University in Sapporo, Ja-pan, have started reanalyzing the evi-dence that supposedly showed thatthe Pacic ocean was warmer thanthe Atlantic ocean. New evidenceshows that, in fact, temperaturesback then followed the same El Ninocycles as we experience now.

    Sussex, UK- Asian elephants are not as unintelligentas most animals, according to a new study by research-ers at the University of Sussex in England. Elephants havea higher level of cognition than many other animals, evenunderstanding how to help each other accomplish a task.The elephants, when presented with a task that they can-not do themselves, will wait until another elephant showsup to help. This level of problem-solving ability and cogni-tion of surroundings is rare in the animal world. In the study,it also became apparent that the elephants understoodwhy they needed help, not just that they needed help.

    Bristol, UK - Creatures of thedeep apparently have greater audi-tory acumen than many believed.Researchers have been studyinghow different crustaceans respondto sound, and have found thatmany tiny crustaceans, such asshrimp and larval crabs, not onlydetect sound but also respond to it.The study showed that most inver-tebrates do not like noise, and tryto nd quiet places to live. Of thespecies studied, only larval crabsseemed to like to noise of the reefs.This new information holds implica-tions for off-shore sea trafc such astanker ships and trafc.

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    Soap makes a unique andpersonal gift, especially when itis homemade. You can also sellyour soap at a farmers marketor just use it yourself, and it is a

    great way to get rid of old greaseand fat that would otherwise ndits way to sewers or landlls.

    The process uses causticchemicals, so it is slightly dan-gerous, but if you follow generalsafety guidelines and keep yourwits, you should be ne. Youmight make a mess, but it shouldbe easy to clean up becausemost of the spills will be made ofsoap!

    Ingredients you will need:

    A large amount of animal fat orvegetable oil (I added some oliveoil to my recipe to make it milder).

    Lye (NaOH) crystals: you canget this at the hardware store,usually located next to the drain

    openers.Distilled water: you can use

    tap water, but I wanted to makesure there were no dissolved min-erals that could ruin the soap.

    Essential oils for a scent: thisis optional, but I think it helps. Iuse tea tree oil and jasmine oil.You can nd these at a naturalfoods or local drug store.

    Tools you will need:

    Safety equipment: rubbergloves, goggles, and an openbottle of vinegar within easyreach, just in case you need toneutralize any spilled lye. Lye isvery basic and caustic, and it willburn your skin, or any part of yourbody, for that matter. If you have

    ever seen Fight Club, then youknow what I mean.

    Chemistry Corner: How to make soap?Bryant Pocock

    Staff Writer

    A large glass or ceramic bowlto melt the fat and mix everythingin.

    An accurate scale: it does notmatter whether you measure ingrams or ounces, but you mustbe accurate.

    Something to stir with: you

    can always just use a big spoon,but it will take a long time, andyou will get tired quickly. I use ablender for mixing.

    Some kind of mold to pour thenished soap into: besides a cas-serole pan or plastic bin, you canalso use lengths of PVC or papercups to mold the soap into roundshapes.

    Notepad, pen, and calculatorto make calculations.

    You will also need a few moretools such as bowls, scrapers,etc.

    Render and clean the fat:

    Lay down some newspaperon a big table or counter space.You will need plenty of room to

    make soap. To make soap, youneed some animal fat and oil.Vegetable oil will make a softersoap than saturated fat like lardor shortening, so it is a matter ofpersonal preference whether youlike a hard bar soap or a some-what squishier soap. Blendingseveral kinds of oil or fat togethercan give you a wide variety ofcharacteristics.

    Most of my fat came frombacon and hamburger drippingswith some olive oil as well. It isimportant to make sure that youhave each kind of fat separatedand pure. Do not mix beef tal-low and lard together until afteryou have weighed them, as it willthrow off your calculations, andyour soap will not turn out right.

    Then you must render and cleanthe fat. Rendering is the processof melting the fat to separate itfrom water or bits of meat. In mycase, I just fried my bacon andpoured off the extra grease intoa jar.

    To clean the fat, you can either

    boil it, lter it, or both. I rst l-tered everything through an oldsock and a coffee lter. Then Iboiled it in a big, tall pot with halfwater and half fat. This gets rid ofany water-soluble dirt or salt leftin the fat. Boil it for about 20 min-utes, then cover and let it cool ina fridge or cool location until thefat oats to the top and solidies.You can then scoop out the puri-ed fat and throw away the dirtywater at the bottom. Scrape anydirt off the bottom of the fat.

    Measurements and calcula-

    tions:

    A big part of making soap isprecision. You need to weigh outingredients precisely so you have

    them in the right proportions.Never measure by volume.

    First, weigh out the fat. I mea-sured out 720g of lard and an ad-ditional 102g of olive oil.

    In order to use the rightamount of lye and water, youneed a table of saponication val-ues. You can nd one set here:ht tp:/ /waltonfeed.com/blog/show/article_id/165

    Since I am aiming for ve per-cent residual fat at the end, I usedvalues of 0.132 for lard, 0.129 forolive oil, and 0.38 for measuringthe water.

    720g lard x 0.132 = 95g NaOH102g olive oil x 0.129 = 14.2g

    NaOH

    Total: 108.2g NaOHNow is a good time to put on

    your gloves and goggles. Weighout the lye crystals into a bowl.It is alright to use plastic at thispoint because the crystals are notwet.

    Calculate the total amount ofwater needed.

    822g of total fat x 0.38 =

    312.4g waterOn this last measurement, you

    do not need to be too accurate.Just add a little extra water if youare not sure, since it will mostlyevaporate in the end. Put the wa-ter in a smaller glass bowl so youcan mix the lye in. I used a coffeepot because it is made of glassand has a pour spout.

    Now carefully and slowly addthe lye to the water. Never addwater to lye, because it can spitout of the container and burnyou. Stir slowly as you add thelye, making sure to dissolve allthe crystals. The water will heatup due to an exothermic reac-tion with the lye, but if you mix it

    slowly enough, it will not heat uptoo much.

    Mix everything together:

    Now comes the part whereyou actually make the soap. Keepyour safety goggles and gloveson because there is still a risk ofchemicals splattering.

    Make sure that both the fatand the lye/water mixture arewarm (about 100 degrees Fahr-enheit). This will keep the fat fromsolidifying before it actually turnsinto soap. You can heat them inthe microwave if needed.

    While stirring with a spoon,slowly pour the lye/water mixtureinto the fat. The fat will start toturn milky and thick as you stir.Once everything is combined,keep stirring hard. If you are using

    a blender, this step will go muchquicker.

    Once the soap is the thick-ness of pudding, test whetherit is ready by trying to leave atrace. Drip a trail from the spoononto the surface of the soap. If itleaves a trail for a few seconds,

    that means it has traced and isready to be molded. If the trailquickly drops back under the sur-face, it is not ready and you needto stir it more. Keep the mixturewarm, and remember that youcannot stir it too much.

    After it has traced, you canadd whatever scent you want.You can also add ground spicesor herbs. I added some nutmeg,ginger, and orange zest. Just donot add anything really scratchy,like coffee grounds, since you willend up making sand paper out ofyour soap. Also do not add any-thing with alcohol, acid, or anychemicals that might throw offthe reaction.

    You can now pour the soapinto whatever mold you want. Iused a simple casserole dish. Af-ter it solidies, usually after a fewhours, you can cut it into barsand wrap it. You can also imprinta brand or logo into the soapwhile it is still soft. It is good tokeep most of the air away fromthe soap while it cures to preventcarbonic acid from forming on thesurface due to the reaction withcarbon dioxide in the air. Plasticwrap or wax paper works well forthis.

    Now you have to wait. It takesabout 3 weeks for soap to fullycure. During this time, any excesslye will react with any remaining

    fat. If you use the soap before thistime, it could irritate your skin.

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    With a selection of Tequila thatboggles the mind, this purveyor ofMexican cuisine leaves nothing to

    be desired. This ne establishmentboasts the largest selection of Te-quila in town. With over 100 differ-ent varieties and brands to choosefrom, customers would be at a lossto pick one without the assistance ofthe very knowledgeable staff. Withprices per-shot ranging from $4 to$100, theres sure to be somethingfor everyone.

    Tequilas serves authentic andtasty Mexican food, in addition to atheir selection of Tequila. Their lunchspecials include all the recognizablefare, with tacos, burritos, enchiladas,and quesadillas. The EnchiladasSuizo was very good, served with

    The name saysit all at TequilasJoshua Kleitsch

    Staff Writer

    a side of refried beans and rice, andwas quite lling. Tequilas also servesa basket of their white corn tortillachips and cups of salsa with everyorder.

    The service was quick and friend-

    ly, but unobtrusive. The turnaroundtime on an entree was remarkable;from the time of placing an order toreceiving food was less than 4 min-utes. This is astonishing when com-pared to many other restaurants intown, though the time was 1:30 inthe afternoon. The total cost of alunch entree is decent, around $9.00with a tip.

    Tequilas is very popular amongthe college crowd, primarily becauseof large portion sizes, low cost, andquick service. For those seeking aquick and lling lunch, or a relaxingatmosphere for dinner, Tequilas is anoption.

    Student manager wanted for handing out fly-ers at the Colorado School of Mines. Must be a

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    If interested, email [email protected] for more

    info.

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    Geek Week...Peter Jaron, Freshman: Mechanical Engineering

    ofthe

    This weeks edition of Geek

    of the Week joins the Oredigger

    from the freshman class. A me-

    chanical engineer and resident of

    Weaver Towers, Peter Jaron sat

    down Thursday to share a snip-

    pet of his life with the Mines com-

    munity.Do you consider yourself a

    geek?

    Of course! Like all good nerds

    or geeks, I enjoy playing video

    games, I do well academically,

    and I have a good time in small

    spaces... you know, the works.What brought you to

    Mines?

    Engineering has been a pas-

    sion of mine for as long as I canremember, and Mines was the

    best place in the state for that.What kind of engineering?

    Mechanical. I really have no

    idea what I want to do within en-

    gineering so mechanical gives

    me the widest range.

    What is your favorite mem-

    ory or experience from Mines

    so far?

    Carly Paige

    Staff Writer

    Probably watching an entire

    season of Dexter in one week at

    Mines Park. Just good times withgood friends.

    Who do you currently fol-

    low on Facebook/Twitter the

    most?

    Im a big fan of Family Guy,

    and I found Stewie, which is

    pretty funny.

    What is the latest fad or

    trend you caved and gave

    into?

    Im usually not a follower. I

    think the last thing I did was get

    a Facebook about two and a half

    years ago. I dont think I could

    imagine my life without it now

    though.

    What is your geekiest, most

    embarrassing habit?

    The fact that in high school Ispent more time at school then

    I did at home during the robotics

    season.

    Robotics has a season?

    Haha yeah, six weeks with

    eight-hour Saturdays.Did you see any success?

    My junior year we took first at

    the regional competition.What is the worst part of

    Slate food?

    The fact that its Slate food!

    They rehash the same foods butwith new names and the addition

    of, maybe, cheese.

    What are you most look-

    ing forward to in the last five

    weeks of the semester?

    E-Days! Im excited to expe-

    rience it as a freshman and see

    what all the hub-bub is about!Picture yourself ten years

    from today; what do you see

    yourself doing?

    Of course with a smokin hot

    girlfriend and a fat wallet. But

    hopefully in a nice, cozy desk in a

    good engineering firm.

    What is your go-to snack

    food for late-night cram ses-

    sions?

    Cookies and milk! Lately Ihave been into Chips Ahoy, but

    Ill try anything without nuts.

    What advice would you of-

    fer to incoming students?

    Just dont worry about whats

    coming ahead. Get excited, col-

    lege is a lot of fun no matter how

    you go about it. Dont be afraid

    to be a little nerdy. There are oth-

    ers here who follow that trend.

    Geek of the Week, Peter Jaron, enjoys robotics and

    video games.

    CARLY PAIGE / OREDIGGER

    Their 4G cell sites are connected

    to the Internet via ber backhauls

    (and probably some wireless tower-

    to-tower links), allowing the carrier to

    scale up capacity as they push out

    upgrades to the top of the tower.

    AT&T has spectrum and ber-fed

    cell sites as well, but they have been

    complaining that their spectrum po-

    sition is too weak to deal with the

    onslaught of data-hogging customer

    devices, and stated in their purchase

    press release that T-Mobiles added

    bandwidth would help with that.

    Of course, one convenient rea-

    son for AT&T to make this takeover

    is that now they will not have acompeting network, using a similar

    wireless technology, who periodi-

    cally peppers them with attack ads

    stating how poor Big Blues network

    is. The lack of this competitor means

    that customers have one less place

    to turn when looking for wireless

    service; if approved, the AT&T deal

    would leave only Sprint and Verizon

    on the national wireless eld, with

    Sprint weighing in at about half of

    Verizons size and 40% of AT&Ts.

    This brings up an important point.

    What will the US government say

    about the acquisition? They could

    (and should, in my opinion) block the

    purchase; AT&T and T-Mobile are di-

    rect, erce competitors in practically

    every market that T-Mobile serves,

    and in every instance T-Mobile pro-

    vides a bigger bucket of minutes or

    data at a lower price than AT&T. That

    said, AT&T could wave their hands

    about bringing LTE service to rural

    areas (to compete with Verizon) and

    get the deal approved anyway. After

    all, Verizons purchase of Alltel and

    Cingulars (now AT&Ts) purchase of

    the old AT&T Wireless were allowed

    MergermaniaContinued from Merger on page 1 to pass, though neither of thesecompanies had as many subscrib-

    ers as T-Mobile.

    The bottom line is that, if the ac-

    quisition is approved, customers will

    be losing a solid wireless option in

    most urban areas, though merger

    conditions may make AT&T be-

    come a 4G competitor to Verizon a

    bit faster. The fear, however, is that

    the shockwave from this acquisition

    will pressure Sprint to be bought up

    by Verizon, leaving only two national

    cellular carriers. More likely, Sprint

    will form an even closer alliance with

    such regional providers as CricKet

    and MetroPCS, possibly merging

    with one or both to try to stay above

    water as they switch from WiMAX to

    LTE as their own 4G play. In short,

    wireless consolidation will not stop

    with this, and the results probably

    will not be pretty for customers, ex-

    cept maybe in terms of data speeds

    (but not prices).

    What are your thoughts about the

    T-Mobile takeover? Post a comment

    on the online version of this article.

    Also, look for an online exclusive

    later this week about what the Cen-

    turyLink-Qwest merger will mean for

    folks in the Denver area (hint: its sig-

    nicantly less earth-shaking than this

    acquisition).

    From the rst unmanned cap-

    sules to the fantastic array of

    satellites and telescopes that are

    launched every year, there have

    been stunning stories of the mo-

    ments that will capture the human

    mind forever. Yet from the per-

    spective of those living during the

    height of the space race, it wouldbe surprising to see that humans

    have not been to the Moon since

    1972 or even made concentrated

    efforts to go anywhere beyond

    our pale blue dot.

    From a brief glance at mod-

    ern society, very few understand

    the practical benets that space

    sciences can have on the world.

    While space travel is enormously

    expensive and requires tech-

    nological advances that toe the

    line between reality and science-

    ction, it has uses that justify its

    sacrices. It may be difcult to

    look at the Saturn V launches that

    cost a total of a few billion dollars

    and immediately see where the

    investment has been returned,but a closer look reveals more.

    The technology behind our mod-

    ern society and its incredible sci-

    entic advancements have been

    made possible by the successes

    of those missions. And without

    the currently-doomed shuttle

    program, the International Space

    Station could not have easily been

    assembled. Although the launch-

    The stars

    above Mines

    John Bristow

    Staff Writer

    The rise and fall of American

    space traveling costs are high, it is important

    to remember that it is not just a

    hangout for astronauts, but a

    laboratory where scientic break-

    throughs are being discovered on

    a regular basis.

    As for recent cutbacks, it is

    unfortunate that the shuttle pro-

    gram did not live up to its origi-

    nal specications. But those were

    cutting edge missions to places

    nearly beyond imagination, at thetime, and now the main question

    is what space travel can provide

    today. But whatever the future

    holds, we should never nd our-

    selves without a eet of human

    launch vehicles, whether they be

    reusable or conventional rockets.

    Maybe it is not quite time to

    return to the Moon, land on aster-

    oids, or establish bases on Mars,

    but these goals should at least

    be on the drawing board. While

    not everybody endorses the high

    budget that is required or even un-

    derstands the practical scientic

    knowledge that would return from

    such missions, it would be difcult

    to nd someone who truly does

    not wish to see humans land onthe red planet within their lifetime.

    Maybe it is time to start looking

    back up and pointing where we

    want to go in the vast cosmos

    above. We know our own system

    well through our army of probes

    and satellites, maybe it is time to

    see it for ourselves.

    May the stars shine brightly in

    your skies.

    MINES INTERNET RADIO

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    Baseball defeats Mesa State 2-0 to end weekend series

    Pitcher Michael Fuller (#37) pitches the ball to rst baseman Elliott Riege

    (#25) to get the out.

    Charlie Basil (#13) slides into second to beat the tag on a steal in the 3rd

    inning.

    Jarred Wallace (#28) gains an RBI in the bottom of the second with a

    double to right eld. Catcher Jordan Williams (#34) brings in the run.Elliott Riege (#25) makes the catch to get the out at rst in the 3rd inning.

    Softball sweeps Adams State in Sunday doubleheader

    Sarah Van Lingen (#3) beats the tag during Sundays game with Adams

    State. Mines won both games 9-1 and 5-4.

    Molly Thiebaut (#8) catches an ineld y-ball.Morgan Anderson (#6) picks up a grounder to force an out at rst base.

    Teammates celebrate with Macy Jones (#11) as she hit a two-run home-

    run. This is Macys fourth home-run of the season.

    ALL PHOTOS STEVEN WOOLDRIDGE / OREDIGGER

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    Trevor Crane

    Content Manager

    ... kelly unkrich, Sophomore: Civil Engineering, softball

    Athlete Weekofthe

    In the past decade, only four

    Mines Softball pitchers have held

    their opponents hitless for an en-

    tire game. Now, Lady Oredigger

    Kelly Unkrich can add her name

    to that list. Unkrich, a sophomore

    from Highlands Ranch, Colorado,

    became the fth Mines pitcher

    since 2001 to toss a no-hitter dur-

    ing a March 6 victory over New

    Mexico Highlands University. In

    just her second year of collegiate

    competition, the civil engineer has

    been named RMAC pitcher of the

    week twice, pitched 20 complete

    games and is currently on a six-

    game winning streak.

    The March 6 win was no uke.

    Unkrich nearly threw a no-hitter

    the previous day before a last in-

    ning home run spoiled her chance.

    A fearless competitor by nature,

    Unkrich responded the following

    day, striking out nine batters en

    route to her rst career no-hitter.

    In the two days of pitching, she

    faced only 39 batters, struck out

    15 and allowed only two hits. With

    the wins, Unkrich improved to

    6-5 on the season for the Oredig-

    gers (6-2 RMAC, 11-11 overall),

    who currently sit atop the RMAC

    standings. As she and teammate

    Libby Balogh continue to provide

    solid pitching, Mines softball has a

    bright future ahead. For her efforts

    and performance this season, Un-

    krich is this weeks Athlete of the

    Week.

    What was going through

    your head during the nal in-

    nings of your no-hitter?

    Well, it is what I was st riving for,

    because I was really close the day

    before. But I was just focusing on

    the game and trying not to get dis-

    tracted. I tend to over-analyze and

    over think things and then I do not

    do very well. So I was trying not to

    over think it.

    Describe what you were

    feeling after you had no-hit

    New Mexico.

    Afterwards, it was a relief be-

    cause I did not have to worry

    about it anymore. But I do not

    tend to get too over-excited dur-

    ing wins. I mean, I enjoy them, but

    I just want to focus on one day at

    a time.

    What do you enjoy about

    being on the softball team at

    Mines?

    I have to say, we have a diverse

    team, age-wise and it is incredible

    how well we mold together. And

    we all already trust each other; I

    trust every girl on the eld to back

    me up.How has the team molded

    so well?

    I do not know what it is, really.

    We just already know each other,

    and it is like we already know what

    each other are thinking.How is the 2011 season dif-

    ferent with a rst year head

    coach ?

    With our [interim coach Kristie

    Hawkins], everything is more posi-

    tive and more fun. We denitelyhave the mentality of getting bet-

    ter every day, but we are enjoying

    the process.

    What goals do the team

    have for this season?

    Our goal is always to get far-

    ther in RMAC. We take one game

    at a time and

    just try to win

    every game.What has

    been the

    hardest part

    about being

    a student

    athlete?

    The big-

    gest problem

    for me is pro-

    crastination.

    So this year,

    I am work-

    ing on getting

    h o m e w o r k

    done right

    away to try to

    stay on top of

    things.

    B e s i d e ss o f t b a l l ,

    what else are you interested

    in?

    I played soccer and basketball

    in high school and I still love to

    play soccer. I like art too. I am into

    art, family, and friends, really.What is

    your favorite

    part about

    Mines?

    I like the

    people here

    a lot. I live

    in Highlands

    Ranch, and it

    seems like ev-

    eryone there

    is the same

    type of per-

    son. Everyone

    here is differ-

    ent and down

    to earth. And

    I like the small

    campus feel.W h a t

    would you

    change at

    Mines?

    Parking. Yep, that is the one

    thing.

    Kelly Unkrich is the fth Mines

    pitcher since 2001 to throw a

    no-hitter.

    The Mines mens basketball

    team ended their season last

    Monday, but not before making

    school history one last time. Al-

    ready breaking the single seasonrecord for wins, the Orediggers

    held on for a 62-59 win over Ad-

    ams State in the opening round of

    the Division II NCAA Mens Bas-

    ketball tournament, earning the

    schools rst ever victory in the Di-

    vision II form of March Madness.

    Adams State had their chanc-

    es late with an opportunity to tie

    the game twice in the nal 15 sec-

    onds. But Junior Gordon Galloway

    blocked Robby Hanzliks three

    point attempt with 13 seconds

    left and after Brett Green gathered

    in the loose ball and nished at

    the other end to put, Mines was

    ahead by ve. With one second

    remaining, the Grizzlies pulled to

    within three once again, but their

    desperation three point attempt

    missed at the buzzer.

    Similar to last years opening

    round game, in which Mines relin-

    quished an 11 point lead in a loss

    to top-seeded Minnesota State

    Mankato, the Orediggers method-

    ically built a 10 point cushion over

    the Grizzlies to take a 28-18 point

    halftime advantage. But unlike last

    year, Mines was able to stave off

    the Adams State rally and hold on

    for the three point win.

    Mines was once again led by

    balanced scoring as three players

    ended the game in double gures.

    RMAC Player of the Year Sean

    Armstrong nished with a team

    high 14 points, Galloway nished

    with 13 and Dale Minschwaner

    added 12. Senior Drew Hoffman

    scored seven, Green and Chris

    Goutama each added six, and

    Nico Mucci and Trevor Wages

    nished with two points each to

    round out the scoring.

    The 18 point total was the low-

    est allowed by the Orediggers

    all season, an unusual defensive

    stand for a team that is no strang-

    er to high-scoring contests. The

    victory brought the seasons win

    total to 26, setting a new school

    record for wins in a season. It was

    the fourth time Mines had squared

    off against the Grizzlies this sea-

    son and the third in the previousseven games.

    After defeating Adams State

    in the rst round, Mines faced

    second-seeded Fort Lewis. The

    game was closer than the nal

    score indicated, as the two teams

    traded leads multiple times before

    Fort Lewis pulled away for a 77-

    65 victory.

    Mines had faced Fort Lewis

    the previous week when they fell

    to the Skyhawks in the RMAC

    Shootout championship game

    72-67. And just like that game,

    Mines once again fell behind early,

    trailing 15-4 just ve minutes in.

    The Orediggers rallied a couple

    of times, and even led by two at

    halftime, but were unable to re-

    cover from a 14-2 Fort Lewis run

    in the second half and fell to the

    Skyhawks for the second straight

    game.

    In their nal game as Oredig-

    gers, seniors Armstrong and Hoff-

    man led Mines in scoring. Arm-

    strong led all scorers with 19 and

    Hoffman added 16.

    2010-2011 was one of the

    most successful seasons for a

    mens basketball team at Mines.

    Mines set a new record in wins

    with 26, reached the NCAA tour-

    nament for the second time, won

    their rst ever NCAA tournament

    game and were proud owners of

    the RMAC Coach of the Year in

    Pryor Orser and Player of the Year

    in Armstrong.

    The RMAC sent a total of

    ve teams to the NCAA tourna-

    ment and all were placed in the

    Midwest Region. None of those

    teams reached further than the

    third round, and Fort Lewis ad-

    vanced the farthest, losing to top-

    seeded Minnesota State Mankato

    in the round of sixteen.

    Trevor Crane

    Content Manager

    As many students were busy

    planning their spring break plans,

    athletes from ve different varsity

    sports competed at their respective

    NCAA Division II National Champi-onships, hoping to earn an individu-

    al title. Eight athletes from the wres-

    tling, mens and womens track,

    and mens and womens swimming

    and diving teams each represented

    Mines in their event. In honor of their

    performance at the national level,

    here are their results.

    Mack McClain, Mens Track -

    McClain, a senior, posted a time of

    4:08.32 in the mile run, placing rst

    overall and earning his third career

    individual national championship

    and the fth individual title in school

    history. McClain currently holds the

    record in the mile run at 4:02.70.

    Mens DMR, Mens Track - Mack

    McClain, Peter Jenkins, Ryan Han-

    ley, and Ben Zywicki combined toplace second in the Mens Distance

    Medley relay in a time of 9:58.18.

    The nish is Mines fourth consecu-

    tive top ve nish in the event and is

    the highest nish in school history.

    Ryan Hanley, Mens Track - Han-

    ley, a sophomore from Anchorage,

    Alaska, placed seventh overall in the800m run in a time of 1:53.91. It was

    Hanleys rst appearance in an indi-

    vidual event at the indoor champi-

    onships and his best individual nish

    overall as he earns his second and

    third career All-American honors.

    Jordan Larsen, Wrestling - Lars-

    en, a junior from Bayeld, Colorado,

    fell in his opening match against Tad

    Merritt, ranked second in the nation,

    by a score of 5-3. Larsen would

    then go on to defeat Jake Varilek

    10-4 in session two before falling

    in his third match to fourth ranked

    Matt Gille 5-1. Larsen was Mines

    only representative at the champi-

    onships.

    Andrew Zerwick, Mens Swim

    and Dive - Zerwick, a junior, placedsecond in the 200 backstroke in

    1:47.52, thirteenth in the Mens 100

    backstroke (50.17), and twentieth

    in the 200 freestyle (1:40.71) at the

    Mens Swimming National Champi-

    onships. The second place nish is

    the highest career nish for Zerwick

    and shatters the previous school re-cord in the event. It is also the sec-

    ond highest nish in school history

    and the highest nish by an Oredig-

    ger in the 200 backstroke.

    Brianna Suppes, Womens Track

    - Suppes, a sophomore, recently

    broke her own school record in the

    pole vault, clearing 120.5. Sup-

    pes, one of two women represent-

    ing Mines at the national champion-

    ships, posted a no height mark in

    the womens pole vault.

    Kiera Benson, Womens Track

    - Benson, a senior from Needville,

    Texas, posted the eleventh best

    preliminary time in the womens

    60m at 7.64s, but did not qualify for

    the nals. Benson currently holds

    the school record in the event at7.52s.

    National ChampionshipWeek wrap upTrevor Crane

    Content Manager

    Mines beats AdamsState in round one

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    Dilemma #1

    I recently got a test back, and I was very happy with my score. While going through the test, though, I noticed

    some mistakes that the grader had missed. I really do not want grade to be diminished, but at the same time I do notwant to be walking away with a score I didnt earn. Should I bring the test to the teachers attention, and throw myself

    on his mercy with the possibility of him lowering the test grade? I could, also, just keep my grade and be happy with

    it. What is the moral thing to do?

    Test Results Arent Always Clearly Positive or Negative

    Responses to Dilemma #1

    Honestly, if there were many mistakes made on grading the test then it probably would be best to take it to the

    professor. By not doing anything you would be robbing yourself of a learning opportunity. Also, it will make the next

    test you honestly ace taste that much sweeter. Sartre would say it would be bad faith that your actions or inactions

    dont have an effect on society. An existentialist would tell you to focus on what applies the most meaning to your life

    today, feeling accomplished that you understand the material or having a good grade? Or both? (Just because you

    did well on an exam with a couple unnoticed mistakes doesnt mean you didnt work hard to understand the material.)

    Courtney

    According to the philosophy of Immanuel Kant, you should tell your teacher about the mistake. First off, Kan-

    tian ideals are based on the thought that humans, being rational beings, are deserving of dignity and respect. Your

    teacher, who is a human (hopefully), is entitled to know if he or she made a mistake because of his or her status as a

    person, capable of rational thought. Also, you should do something not because it has the best consequences, but

    because it is the moral thing to do. You shouldnt worry about how your grades will be affected; rather, you should

    just let your teacher know the truth because it is the morally upstanding action. Another theme of Kants is that if anaction can be willed to be a universal maxim, it is a moral action, and vice-versa. Thus, if everybody were to withhold

    this type of information, it could lead to grades in general being not based on effort at all. So, you should tell your

    teacherit will mean youve done the morally correct thing. If thats not enough, just think about it: your teacher will

    most likely let you keep the free points anyways.

    Clayton Manning

    I would suggest talking to your professor. According to Aristotles virtue ethics, for a decision to be moral, it must

    be made for the right reasons, at the right time, and in the right way. While it might be hard to approach your profes-

    sor knowing that your grade could be lowered, you would have the satisfaction of knowing that you were making a

    decision for the right reasons. In this case, I would say that the right time to approach your professor is ASAP. Instead

    of feeling slightly guilty every time you think about that test grade, you will instead have continued forming the habit of

    behaving virtuously. It doesnt hurt that many professors at Mines are very understanding about these sorts of things,

    and may already be aware of the mistakes that you found.

    Virtue Ethics Enthusiast

    Dilemma #2

    I am a freshman here at Mines, and like most of you other freshman, I am looking for a place to live off campus next

    year. I had been approached by a couple of upperclassman friends (lets call them roommates group one, or RG1)

    that were looking for a roommate starting this summer. Everything had been set in stone for me to live with them, or

    so I thought. A couple of weeks ago, they told me that another one of my friends living plans for next year might notwork out and that if they didnt, he wanted to move in with them. I was taken aback. They told me to start looking for

    another place to live just in case the friend wanted to move in there.

    So I did, and I found people to live with (RG2) and we started looking for a place. After we found a couple options,

    RG1 told me that it all worked out and that I could move in with them. Now here comes the problem. Originally I

    was obligated to RG1 and they were just as obligated to me. They broke that trust when they put my position back

    up for grabs. Then I became obligated to RG2. So now I am wondering what I should do. Which obligation should

    I honor? The original one with RG1? Or the new one with RG2 because RG1 nearly broke their obligation to me?

    Homeless Engineer

    Responses to Dilemma #2

    You should stick with RG2, because you now have an obligation to them. Because RG1 metaphorically threw you

    out on to the street, they broke any obligation that you had to them. If you leave RG2 now, you will be doing to them

    what RG1 did to you. If you consider how you felt when RG1 told you they would rather room with one of their other

    friends, this is exactly how RG2 will feel if you go back to RG1. As Kantian ethics say, you should universalize your

    maxim, and in this case, if everyone constantly broke their obligations to and contracts with other people, no one

    would trust anyone else ever again, and the world would be much worse off. For this reason, Kantian ethics say that

    breaking your obligation to RG2 would be morally unacceptable. You have no obligation to RG1, but you do have an

    obligation to RG2, and it would be morally wrong to break this promise.

    Stick With Your Real Friends

    This isnt really a case of two obligations; it is a case of determining which verbal contract is still active. When RG1

    approached you about the room offer and you accepted it, it became a verbal agreement by both parties. They then

    broke their side of the verbal agreement when they told you to look for somewhere else to live. At that point you were

    no longer obligated to room with them next year. You and RG2 went off to nd a house and created a verbal agree-

    ment to live with each other next year after nding a house. Ethically you are still obligated to live with RG2, since that

    contract is still in effect. RG1 showed that you are not as valuable to them as you may have once thought, while

    RG2 has shown no discrepancy on the subject. At the same time if you decide to room with RG1 next year you will

    have displayed the same breach that RG1 did when they asked you to look for another place to live. All in all, room

    with RG2 next year.

    Nailo

    In the situation regarding the roommate dilemma, the proper action would be to move in with the second

    group. Based on the presented situation, a trust was broken between an individual and a group of roommates leav-

    ing this individual stranded. As a response to this, the individual moved on in concern of his/her personal

    New Dilemma

    My roommate snores. As you might guess, this leads to many sleepless nights for me. I know we have lived in

    the same room for several months now, but it has just gotten to be too much. I even have tried to go to bed earlier

    to accommodate for the hours of sleep I lose per night. I wish I could say something to her, but she has made com-

    ments about how well she has been sleeping, and I would hate to ruin that. Should I confront her and jeopardize ourfriendship or stick to the earplugs while I sleep?

    Sleepless Roommate

    We would love to know what you think Sleepless Roommate should do and the reasons that make you think so.

    Do you have an ethical dilemma in your personal, academic, or professional life? You dont have to gure it out on

    your own. Send your ethical dilemmas and responses to Sleepless Roommate to: [email protected] midnight

    on Thursday, March 24th.

    Be sure to let me know if you want your name printed or not and if you have a preferred nickname what it is. We look

    forward to hearing from you.

    Morals to your storyShira Richman

    Ethics Columnist

    Students always end up creating one or more really good stories while in

    college. It is what makes college such an interesting experience. Sometimes,

    these events get a little crazy or out of hand. That is why this week, Minds at

    Mines asked students what the craziest thing that they had ever done was.

    One time, during a Boys Like Girls concert, I

    jumped over the guard rail onto the stage and got

    to get a picture with some of the band members.

    Since it was the last song that they played, se-

    curity escorted me off the stage once the con-

    cert was over.

    Dani Nagler

    Well I have a lot of crazy stories. Once, a

    huge laser system was set up in Thomas

    hall, so I put on tights and navigated my way

    through the laser system making sure not

    to set any of them off. One of the best parties

    I ever went to was a sandwich and whipped

    cream party. This party was crazy because it

    consisted of everyone making sandwiches and

    licking whipped cream off of attractive people. All

    activities I was sober for.

    Kyle Gough

    I once stole a parking cone with a couple guys

    from my oor. We then proceeded to break into a

    janitors closet using a credit card and leave the

    cone in there. When we returned to check if the

    cone was still there, it wasnt.

    Kyle Vanderveen

    Stephen Hejducek

    Content Manager

    First round of tests

    Minds at Mines

    Tims

    two entsTraditionsTim Weilert

    Staff Writer

    Tradition is one of those quali-

    ties that separate the exceptional

    from the average. There are a few

    characteristics within tradition: pride,

    community, history, and shared ex-

    perience. On a macro level all of

    humanity recognizes the traditions

    that coincide with the stages of life:

    celebration of a birth or marriage,

    mourning and remembrance at fu-

    nerals. Moving down the scale we

    pass religious and national traditions,

    nally arriving at the microcosm that

    is CSM.

    Stop and consider the multitude

    of reasons why you came to Mines

    in the rst place. In all honesty you

    could have gone most anywhere,

    but why choose Mines? My person-

    al short answer: tradition.

    Within tradition at Mines there are

    multiple layers and type-categories.

    On the prestigious/ofcial front there

    are the traditions of science, engi-

    neering, research, elite educational

    experience and academic honesty.

    As students we can appreciate

    humbler traditions related to com-

    munal living and fun traditions like

    E-days, Senior Stetsons, and the M

    climb.

    Where is the controversy here? It

    exists within two camps: the admin-

    istration and the students. In order to

    maintain a tradition both sides must

    agree to honor a practice in one form

    or another. However, the acceptable

    form of a tradition is often debatable.

    Living in a progressive society

    we must be careful about how we

    approach traditions. On one hand

    it may be outdated or socially ir-

    responsible to celebrate a tradition

    as it was originally intended. On the

    other side there is a risk of losing

    some facet of originality in reforming

    a tradition. An excellent case study:

    the M climb.

    Making freshmen climb a moun-

    tain with a 10 pound rock is a pretty

    fantastic tradition. However, given

    an ofcial stance grounded in pub-

    lic safety and the threat of legal ac-

    tion, freshmen are no longer pelted

    with water balloons. While debate

    on this issue may still exist on cam-

    pus, I would argue that this tradition

    has become more progressive while

    maintaining its original intent.

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    proudlyservingallegrocoffee&tea

    organicespressodrinks

    hormone - freemilk

    Do you work on Campus onSaturdays?

    You can now get your AFPP(Afternoon Face PlantPrevention) at the Book & Brew

    CSMs seniors showed some

    confusion last week about the

    scheduled break. Many at-

    tempted to show up for class or

    turn in homework, and a few pro-

    fessors followed suit, worseningthe situation.

    Others thought that they were

    attending classes even though

    they were not. Said mechanical

    engineering senior John Noble,

    Spring break? Isnt that in June

    or something?

    Those in charge of student life

    claimed that this was probably

    the result of capstone classes,

    in which it is customary to have

    three or more assignments given

    over break. In one of my class-

    es, said mathematics senior

    Donna Collins, I had a probably

    20- or 30-hour homework set,

    plus a project proposal to edit

    Students unsure aboutSpring BreakJaneen Neri

    Slave to Work

    and a chunk of my term project

    that I needed to do. Of course

    class was in session, dont be

    silly.

    Other students expressed a

    similar level of denial, with one

    threatening to go weep in a fetal

    position if last week was actu-

    ally supposed to be considered a

    break.

    The professors who remem-

    bered that last week was spring

    break were unapologetic. In the

    real world, they said, students

    should not learn to expect breaks,

    vacation days, or weekends.

    Keeping the homework load

    steady is great job preparation,

    said physics professor Darek

    Skaro, since modern jobs re-

    quire hires to do the bulk of the

    work in their homes or while on

    vacation.

    Teachers also cited prepara-

    tion for graduate school, resting

    easy in the fact that most stu-

    dents have not taken graduate

    classes, and are unaware of how

    light the postgraduate homework

    load is.

    In graduate school, said

    Skaro, professors expect stu-

    dents to take ownership of their

    own learning, and will tend to

    give shorter, more substantive

    assignments rather than ooding

    students with busywork. It is thus

    essential to give seniors long, re-

    petitive assignments to prepare

    them for this workload.

    Meanwhile, freshmen had

    a different take. Man, I was

    soooooooo busy over spring

    break, said undeclared freshman

    Adam Mitchell, I had a calculus

    worksheet to do and a meeting

    with my EPICS team.

    I barely managed to squeeze

    in time for WoW, ve parties, and

    a road trip to New York. It was in-

    tense. Many also expressed ex-

    citement about E-days.

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