My Trip to North Korea My Trip to North Korea by Bill Clintonby Bill Clinton

““I did not order these, I did not order these, ma’am.”ma’am.”

““I didn’t see a single good I didn’t see a single good hair cut over there. hair cut over there.

Check out that combover Check out that combover jobby.”jobby.”

““I was just bored at this point. The I was just bored at this point. The Wendy’s was closed. And they Wendy’s was closed. And they

don’t have any bowling alleys. It don’t have any bowling alleys. It was bad. Real bad.”was bad. Real bad.”

““I asked him where the Taco Bell was. He gave I asked him where the Taco Bell was. He gave me directions to some crummy Korean me directions to some crummy Korean

restaurant. I said ‘No Thank You.’”restaurant. I said ‘No Thank You.’”

““I got so bored, I just started making sucky I got so bored, I just started making sucky Youtube Movies. In this one, I’m Zorro fighting Youtube Movies. In this one, I’m Zorro fighting

Queen Elizabeth.”Queen Elizabeth.”

““Damn, Al’s fat. Can’t hardly get my arms Damn, Al’s fat. Can’t hardly get my arms around him. Count Flabula.”around him. Count Flabula.”

““Check it out, I found a new wife.”Check it out, I found a new wife.”