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1. FRIENDS OF DISTINCTION FAYETTEVILLE, NC MAY 2010 2. The Proud Banner of a Proud Group 3. Our fantastic host hotelGroup 4. The Gathering Starts Hey David, its THIS way Bro 5. Wow, thats a Ba-a-ad Start 6. Is that a dime down there? 7. Hell no Son, if it was I d have it in my pocket !! 8. The Doc is READY to Go I Did more before 9:00 OClock than mostCIVILIANS do ALL day ! 9. D Hell, I showed the Air Force how to stand at attention !! Wheres his plane ? The Proud Banner of a Proud Group Cleve, Help that Air Force guy find his way Cleve, whatd YOU do before 9 ? 10. This is the traditional FOD Bath 11. No Way is this ENOUGH for the FOD !! 12. But it should do nicely for ME !! 13. See Bill !Told you I could be a good girl ! 14. What the heck, why not Moi ? 15. Rollin on in for the fun 16. The PARTY crew arriving !! 17. The Secret Sign of the Submariners 18. Ultimate Road Hogs 19. These Guys KNOW how to roll 20. But are they ready for the FOD ?? 21. Can they swim underwater ?? 22. Do they have more HAIR than this ?? 23. Can they drink two beers at a time ?? 24. Euui, What IS this ? I dunno, but I didnt like it either Glad I dont eat, REALmen just DRINK ! 25. So what does my Coke make me then 26. Uh oh .. Dont ask US brother, we dont know !! 27. Hmm, got an idea but Ill save that 28. Ready, Get Set . Party !! 29. We Be Ready Honey 30. And the Lies Begin truestone loses ! 31. God, cant we have ONE more Air Force Hero like me ?? I just realized, he doesnt HAVE any Lies !I can LEND him some of MINE though . 32. Now, it dont look like he know much about Machinery does it ? 33. Yall ladies come to party ? 34. Yeah, and we are Drinkin, Smokin, Looking Good, and Talking Stuff - What about it ? 35. Now you KNOW US, WE was born to party !! 36. Brenda girl, I dont know about you but ME ?Honeythey spell my name R-E-A-D-Y 37. Wheres that damn Hospitality Suite ? better be open too !! 38. We drink REAL beer in here andwe aint got time for no Horseplay,so take your saddle off and sit down ! 39. Top Dozier - USMC Major Dozier - USAF 40. Either somebody DIED or theyre waiting for CAKE ! 41. Yall ready to slice this sucker ? 42. Do we LOOK like we ready for this cake Sgt Major ??? 43. You can TELL we ready ! Man, CUT that cake ! 44. Now RAISE them knives and Pray and CUT the cake !! 45. Still Newly Weds Korliss and Yolanda Dillard 46. Yeah, I know its a big drink, but Bill Dozier QUIT and I have to take up the slack 47. Of COURSE they real and NO you cant touch em 48. dJust dont bring them thangs over to MY table 49. Tree, dont turn around now ! 50. Can a Sistah get a Drink here ?? 51. Damn, what is that smell ??? 52. Euuuui !! 53. God bless you son, but I think Im leaving now 54. The new First Lady and Prez 55. Our Founder Chief Larry Hunt and Lady Maria 56. Our 2010 Hosts SgtMajor Doc Watson and wife Barbara 57. FOD BACHELOR OF THE YEAR 58. US NAVY MEMBERS Including founder Larry Hunt and severalPLANK HOLDERS 59. US MARINE CORPS MEMBERS 60. US ARMY MEMBERS 61. Now when I ran the Army, it wasnt like this . 62. FODRecruiter of the Year NO, thats Moe, not Sheila ! 63. Did you hear ? We are doing a bathing suit CALENDAR next year !! 64. Hmm, Can I be Mrs April ?? 65. I dont THINK so !! 66. So, we gotta drink MORE ?? 67. Chuck, Ray is taking my chips ! 68. I must be getting slow,I thought I was being smooth Oh, I GOT something for that mouth Mr ! 69. The Pensacola Mafia 70. Yes, thats OUR men baby 71. Like I dont know that !Besides I got BOBBY 72. FOD throws down in the Suite 73. Honey, I ALREADY prayed for them, but I dont think its taking 74. Oh yeah, we gonna make it say HELLO baby 75. Oh hell no ladies, we gotta pick it up now, this aint no lounge 76. Kickin, but not high You know me, I can party by my dam self 77. Dont worry Bama, Im here 78. No, Im telling you this is no sh.. 79. Bill shows Dorothy how to do it Kansas style 80. The Official FOD beverage 81. This is soooo Sweet Anyone else want some? 82. Heck no, Im scared of that 83. Now do we look like WE would drink THAT ? 84. Did I hear ROSE in here ? 85. Bamaaint getting none of THIS 86. WE know Mike is going to be sorry ! 87. Let me show yall - The ARMY knows how to handle this stuff 88. Army, Smarmy You aint the only one can handle THIS 89. Stand back, give a sistah some room 90. THATs what Im talking bout 91. A little coachingby the Pros 92. Nah, THIS is how to do it 93. I sho am NOT drinking not of THAT ! 94. OK, lets see who REALLY has heart ? 95. Well, since you put it like that honey, I aint half-stepping 96. Hey sis, lighten up, save me some 97. Alright then, count ME in 98. Bert, Im sorry, we only provide it, we dont MAKE nobody DRINK it 99. OK Rose, lets get those FEET moving now 100. Dont I just LOVE these FOD parties, Maurice ? 101. The following slides show members eating and enjoying their food, so out of respect ( AND the fact that we were laughing too hard ) we are limiting our comments for this section 102. Sunday Brunch a Special one this year 103. Did that food just MOVE ? 104. YES, I DO always dress like this for picnics, WHY? 105. Something aint quite right with this 106. Hey FOD, how about a little impromptu parking lot party tonight ? 107. Im not sure I can handle more partying 108. Let me finish this little plate and Ill be ready Mike 109. Great Job Sgt Major 110. I am READY for the next party cuz I can Hang 111. Hey my bro, did you leave any on the line ? 112. This is how they ROLL 113. Tell me, are we standing up STRAIGHT enough to RIDE? 114. Dam if this cup aint empty AGAIN ! 115. Honey you can sure have some of mine 116. The Last Night in The Hospitality Suite 117. Thanks for SMILING Ray & Doc !! 118. CanYOUR toe do this ? 119. No, but my FINGER sure can ! 120. Well, git over here and GIT busy buster ! 121. She knows about my TOES ! 122. This is called THE DOUBLE TOE JAM !! 123. Im telling yall, she LOVES them toes !! 124. How about YOU, do you LOVE him ?RAISE them DIRTY hands and pray 125. You aint heard it from me but TOO LATE! 126. The CLOSERS gather to wind it up 127. OK, Dorothy.Make it say HELLO right here girl 128. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO 129. Now wait a minute do yall have yourCLOSER cards with you ? 130. Alright now, its almost 1 AM, time for the CLOSER proof shots 131. CLOSERS GROUP 1 132. CLOSERS GROUP 2 133. SO LONG SEE YOU IN CLEVELAND 2011 !!