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Exceptional cruise o�ers aboard MinervaMinerva Santiago de Compostela, Spain Alhambra, SpainReykjavik, Iceland

To book or request a brochure call

01483 489 961www.bridgecruises.co.uk

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CAT 12 Inside GTY £1,695pp (20% Single Supp.)

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FREE complimentary pre and post cruise coach transfers from London Victoria Coach Station, Southampton Airport, Bournemouth and Poole Railway Stations. Reduced rates on pre-cruise hotel stay

and parking also available, see page 21 of the March 2011 to May 2012 Swan brochure for further details.

A SPANISH SUMMER15 DAYS DEPARTING 19 AUGUST 2011

SAVE 10% OFF LEAD IN CATEGORIES

CAT 12 Inside GTY £1,595pp (20% Single Supp.)

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FREE Complimentary pre-cruise transfer from London Airport to Portsmouth (please request at the time of booking).

Godafoss Falls, Iceland

Travel in country-house style aboard Minerva with around 320 like-minded passengers and dine in the restaurant of your choice. Be assured of excellent value for money, including all tips on board and ashore as well as an inclusive tailor-made excursion programme.All passengers who have booked and registered through will be eligible to partake in the late afternoon bridge sessions, held on days when the ship is at sea. There is no bridge supplement as, like most of the excursions, it is included in the price. Mr Bridge actively encourages singles to join the party and they will always be found a partner for a game.

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The views expressed in this publication are not necessarily those of the publisher or its Managing Editor.

BRIDGEPublisher and

Managing Editor Mr Bridge

Ryden GrangeKnaphill, Surrey

GU21 2TH

( 01483 489961

e-mail: [email protected]

website:www.mrbridge.co.uk

Associate EditorJulian Pottage

Technical ConsultantTony Gordon

Bridge ConsultantBernard Magee

Proof ReadersTony Richards

Danny RothHugh WilliamsRichard Wheen

Office ManagerCatrina Shackleton

Events & Cruises( 01483 489961

Jessica GaltRachel EverettMegan Riccio

Zoe Wright

Clubs & CharitiesMaggie Axtell

[email protected]

Address ChangesElizabeth Bryan( 01483 485342

All correspondence shouldbe addressed to Mr Bridge.Please make sure that allletters, e-mails and faxescarry full postal addressesand telephone numbers.

ADVERTISEMENTS

2 Summer 2011 on board mv Minerva

3 2012 Diary

4 Voyages to AntiquityCruise on board Aegean Odyssey

5 Just Bridge

6 Bernard Magee at Haslemere Hall

7 Mail Order Form

8 Bernard Magee’sInteractive Software

10 Tunisia

11 Bernard Magee’sBetter Hand Evaluation

12 Voyages of Discovery2011 Summer Cruises

15 Voyages of DiscoveryWinter 2012 Cruises

16 Bridge EventBooking Form

16 Bernard Magee’sTips for Better Bridge

20 Bridge Weekends with Bernard Magee

22 Bernard Magee’s Begin Bridge –Acol Version

23 Reader’s Digest

25 Mr Bridge Christmasand New Year

27 Mr Bridge TutorialBridge Breaks

36 Duplicate BridgeRules Simplified

36 Charity Bridge Events

37 Stamps

39 Mr Bridge

Rubber/ChicagoBridge Events

42 Global Travel Insurance

47 Voyages of Discovery2012 Summer Cruises

48 QPlus 10

FEATURES

5 Mr Bridge

7 Double Dummy Quizby Richard Wheen

9 Justin Corfield saysHold Up in Dummy’s Suit

10 Seven Daysby Sally Brock

13 Playing and Defendingagaisnt Precisionby Jeremy Dhondy

14 Wendy Wensum

17 David StevensonAnswers Your Questions

21 Bidding Quiz by Bernard Magee

22 Bidding Quiz Answersby Bernard Magee

23 Defence Quizby Julian Pottage

24 Defence Quiz Answersby Julian Pottage

25 Declarer Play Quizby Dave Huggett

26 Declarer Play Answersby David Huggett

27 Lead Quiz by Andrew Kambites

28 Lead Quiz Answersby Andrew Kambites

29 The A to Z of Bridge C by Julian Pottage

36 Double Dummy Answer by Richard Wheen

37 Readers’ Letters

38 Little Voice Used StampContributors

40 Understanding theContested Auctionreviewed by DavidHuggett

41 Heather Dhondy saysOpen Light in ThirdSeat Only in a Suit YouWant Led

44 Julian PottageAnswers Your Questions

HONOUR POINTS‘Honours' are the top fivecards in the trump suit: ‘A-K-Q-J-10’. If anyplayer holds four of thesecards, then his side isentitled to score 100bonus points above theline and if all five areheld, that is worth 150bonus points. Playing inno-trumps, aces take therole of honours, and aplayer must hold all fourto score 150 for honours.Any player can claimhonours, includingdummy (or declarer ondummy’s behalf) andeither of the defenders.

Honours count inRubber and ChicagoBridge, but not inDuplicate (although it islegal for a sponsoringorganisation to run anevent in which they do).Honours can be claimedat any time during play,but it is wise to wait tillthe claimer has becomeclearly marked with therelevant holding, e.g. ifdeclarer has drawn allthe trumps and everyoneelse has shown out.Otherwise, honours canbe claimed at the end ofthe deal when the scoreis being agreed. The lastchance to claim honoursis at the end of therubber, as defined byLaw 78: ‘When it isacknowledged by amajority of the playersthat a scoring error wasmade in recording anagreed upon result (e.g.failure to enter honours,or incorrect computationof score), the error mustbe corrected ifdiscovered before the netresult of the rubber hasbeen agreed to.’

Reprinted from theBridge Players’ Diary.

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the Valle dei Templi; the fortifications of Syracuse; theNorman Royal Palace and Palatine Chapel in Palermo and Monreale Cathedral; Paestum and Amalfi Coast;

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CRUISES TO CLASSICAL CIVILISATIONS

THE MYSTERY OF

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Cruise in comfort, relax in styleAegean Odyssey is a premium class ship that has been especiallyrefitted for cruising in the Mediterranean. Carrying just 350 passengers, the atmosphere on board is relaxed with plenty ofpassenger space, a choice of restaurants (with open-seating dining) and generously-sized accommodations, plus the comfort and attentive service of boutique-style cruising.

There is a supplement of £30 for those wishing to participate in the duplicatebridge programme or learn to play bridge. Singles are made especially welcomeand a playing partner willalways be found.

Our voyage will be accompanied by a team of expert guest speakers and we are delighted toannounce that the renowned historian and authorJohn Julius Norwich will also be joining this sailing.

FARES INCLUDE:SIGHTSEEING EXCURSIONS AT ALL PORTS

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NO SINGLE SUPPLEMENT ON BOARD

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Page 5

COVER CRUISE

Come with me on a cruise,without single supplements,onboard Aegean Odyssey.All cabins and suites for thecruise are offered withoutsupplement. It’s a goodcruise with an interestingitinerary and the priceincludes gratuities onboard, local wines withdinner and all excursions.

The newly refurbishedAegean Odyssey carriesaround 325 passengers and,being a compact vessel, it isable to call at the smallerports unsuitable for thefloating hotels and holidaycamps now sailing the seas.

There is a similar itineraryat the end of August, withthe same deal for singles,but with Mary Beard as theonboard lecturer. As Isuspect the advertisedcruise will be sold outalmost as soon as thismagazine lands on yourdoorstep, you should ring ifthis Summer alternative isof interest to you.

DIARIES

Club orders for their 2012diaries are now overdue.Don’t leave it until the lastminute as you usually do.

Standard diaries come inthe same ten colour coversas last year. Luxury kidrellcovered diaries come inruby red, bottle green ornavy blue. Let’s be hearing from you.

PLEASE HELP ME

In an effort to establish theaverage age of those playingduplicate throughout theUK, I am asking clubs tohelp me. At your nextduplicate, please hand out ablank slip of paper to allparticipants. Everyoneshould write their age inyears and months on theslip. These should then becollated, the ages totalledand averaged and thesefigures, in years andmonths, sent to me with thename and address of yourclub together with thename, address and postcodeof the member with the agenearest to the average ofyour club. They will be senta copy of Bernard Magee’sQuiz Book. Entries beforethe end of June please. The resultant findings will be published in theAugust issue.

UNDERESTIMATE

My rock-bottom offer of ablack vinyl covered utilitytable and four matchingchairs for only £100 + £20carriage anywhere inmainland UK has beenextended until 31 July 2011.

Those living nearby shouldring to order and collectfrom my depot to save the£20 delivery charge.

CALMED DOWN

It is hoped that bothTunisia and Egypt will befully restored to normalityin time for next season’sbridge parties. BernardMagee will lead bothgroups, Egypt in Januaryand Tunisia in February.

MONEY SAVER

The price of posting a letterhas gone up again and onceagain I write to tell youabout Clive Goff ’s unusualservice. He buys unusedBritish stamps fromcollectors and investors and sells them below facevalue to people like you and me to stick on ourenvelopes, cards andpackages. Do give him aring on ( 0208 422 4906or send him an email on [email protected]

GOODBYE BEACH

Full planning permissionhas been granted for the re-development of TheBeach Hotel, Worthing.

There are still vacancies forweekend events withseveral Just Bridgeduplicates during the Julyand August high season.See adjacent advert.

I will be staying over thefinal weekend with MrsBridge to greet guests at the Gala Dinner on theFriday evening to celebratemany happy memories.

Bernard Magee (see page20) will be at The Beachtwice in June and there areseveral tutorial events inJune, see page 27.

Be assured that The Beachstill deserves its reputationfor comfort and service.

JUST BRIDGE

Please see bookingform on page 16.

20118-10 July £199

The Beach Hotel

8-10 July £169Latimer Mews

15-17 July £199The Beach Hotel

22-24 July £199The Beach Hotel

5-7 August £199The Beach Hotel

12-14 August £245The Beach Hotelwith Gala Dinner

30 Sep-2 Oct £169Latimer Mews

28-30 Oct £169Latimer Mews

4-6 Nov £169Latimer Mews

♦ Full board

♦ No single supplement

♦ 6 sessions of duplicate bridge

♦ No prizes or masterpoints

♦ No tuition, seminars or quizzes, just bridge

The Beach HotelWorthing BN11 3QJ

Latimer Mews Chesham HP5 1UG

Page 6

HASLEMERE

This latest issue ofBRIDGE is being sent afew days early to givereaders a last chance tobook one or more of theseminars as per theadjacent advertisement.

Each seminar is beingfilmed and will be availableas six self-contained DVDsearly this Autumn.

The contents are all fresh,so even if you haveattended all Bernard’sportfolio of thirty-twoweekend seminars, most of the material will be absolutely new to you.

Reminder. Bring yourcamera. I have arranged for a photographer to beon hand all three days totake your photo withBernard. Mobile phoneshave cameras these days ifyou do not have your owndedicated digital.

As part of The HaslemereFestival, Bernard’s sisterYvie, pictured above, starsin Alan Ayckbourn’scomedy Round and Roundthe Garden in the sametheatre. If you are stayingover in Haslemere for thebridge, why not try theplay for some light relief onthe Tuesday or Wednesday.

WHAT IS

YOUR BID?

Mr A Solomons of London,SW19 asked this questionin his letter published onpage 34 of the last issue ofBRIDGE.

At Love All, your righthand opponent deals andopens the bidding with 1´– what do you say holdingthe following hand?

´ Q 5

™ K 3

♦ Q 6 5 3 2

® A K Q J

Here are the answers fromsome of my experts inalphabetical order.

Sally Brock1NT. I see this as the lesserevil of pass (second choice),double or 2♦.

Dave Huggett1NT. I just know I wouldbid this.

Andrew Kambites1NT. I dislike this actionleast.

Bernard MageeDouble. This is the easyanswer for now, but what Ibid over 2™ from partner isless easy. I might rebid 2´to show a strong hand thatwants more information.

Julian Pottage1NT. Prefer this to double:with a half stopper inspades and only two hearts,the hand is closer to havinga spade stopper than it is tohaving four hearts.

David StevensonPass. I do not expect this tobe a majority view. Secondchoice double, third choice1NT. I would not consider2®, 2♦ or 2NT.

INSURANCE

Naturally, I am thrilled bythe growing success of myclub insurance promotion.Over 400 clubs are nowcovered by a policy thatcosts less and covers morethan any other of its kindon offer in the marketplace. The significantuptake is evidence of this.Club committees shouldcontact Moore Stephens on( 0207 515 5270.

Buoyed up by this success, Iam looking into competitivecar insurance for us solid,reliable bridge-playingtypes. Watch this space.

SECOND HAND

TABLES

All my holiday venues areshortly being re-equipped.

As most clubs cover theirtables with green cotton-velvet cloths, condition isunimportant. Stability iswhat matters.

I will have over onehundred to clear in theSummer. Register yourinterest now and thenumber you require. I willadvise all applicants as tocost. They will be priced togo. Locals may collect.

MINERVA

There is a Mr Bridge hoston this ship on all cruisesuntil November 2012. Thisdoes not guarantee aduplicate which isdependent on numbers.However, teams or a rubberor two after dinner canmake all the difference to aholiday. See their advert onpage 2. Nearly all portexcursions are included inthe prices quoted.

BernardMagee

at Haslemere

HallHaslemere, Surrey

£10 per ticketFor advanced

booking, please callHaslemere Hall

Box Office

( 01428 642161

Please note that all sessions will be filmed.

Tuesday 17 May

Morning Session: 11.00 – 12.30

Ruffing for extra tricks

Afternoon Session:15.30 – 17.00

Competitive auctions

Wednesday 18 May

Morning Session: 11.00 – 12.30

Making the most ofyour high cards

in play and defence

Afternoon Session:15.30 – 17.00Finding and bidding slams

Thursday 19 May

Morning Session: 11.00 – 12.30

Play and defence of 1NT

Afternoon Session:15.30 – 17.00

Doubling and defence against doubled

contracts

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, Ryden Grange, Knaphill, Surrey GU21 2TH.

www.mrbridge.co.uk/mrbridge-shop

( 01483 489961

NEW

CHRISTMAS

REALLY IS COMING

There are small bridgeparties this year on bothDiscovery and Minerva –full details on request.

At home, our Christmaswill be held at DenhamGrove. The Christmas breakitself, 24-27 December, willfocus on Just Bridge,although there will be lowkey bridge tutorials andsupervised play for thosewho want them. Twixmas,27-29 December, will be astandard tutorial break, butthe New Year Event, 29December – 1 January willfeature a new series of threeseminars: Developing atDuplicate Pairs, togetherwith matching sessions ofsupervised play. Followingthis, there will be a standardtutorial event: 1-3 January2012. See advert on page 25.

REPEAT MAC

I am pressed by enthusiastsof Apple Mac to provide acompatible bridge playprogram. As there is noprospect of a Mac version, Irecommend Bridge Baron.

As a service to readers, Inow stock the very latestversion of a Maccompatible, bridge playprogram, Bridge Baron 21for only £60. I also offer totake a cheque for £36 andany piece of old bridgesoftware in part exchange.Offer ends 31 July 2011.

RE-REGISTER

Another Spring, anotherspring-cleaning. If you donot tell us that you are stillalive or have moved house,sadly we cannot continue tosend you BRIDGE. If yourfriends comment that theyhave not received their copyrecently, please tell themthat they must have ignoredmy entreaties to re-register.

DOUBLE DUMMYby Richard Wheen

´ Q 8

™ 4 3

♦ Void

® 3 2

´ K J 7 5 ´ 6

™ 7 6 ™ J 9 8

♦ Void ♦ 9

® Void ® 4

´ A 9 2

™ A 10 2

♦ Void

® Void

North is on lead withspades as trumps. How canNorth/South make fivetricks, when they seem tohave two spade losers (theking and a long spade)?(Answer on page 36.)

BRAND PLUG

All packs have jolly jokersand mine are no exception.Each pack of my premiumquality playing cardscontains a red, a blue and ayellow jolly joker.

60 unboxed packs for £60.London Bridge Centre. ( 0207 4868222.

BUNDLEWARE

I have been urged to makea special offer for thosewishing to make multiplepurchases of the softwareproducts. I have been veryreluctant to do so as therewill always be somecomplaints but here goesanyhow.

The tariff is set in theadjacent order form.However, if you havepurchased in the past sixmonths or so, do draw myattention to it and claimyour bundle discount offyour next purchase. (Thisoffer closes 30 June 2011).

All good wishes.

Mr Bridge

NW E

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BERNARDMAGEE’S

INTERACTIVETUTORIALS

ACOL BIDDING

l Opening Bids andResponses

l Slams and StrongOpenings

l Support for Partner

l Pre-empting

l Overcalls

l No-trumpOpenings and Responses

l Opener’s and Responder’s Rebids

l Minors and Misfits

l Doubles

l CompetitiveAuctions

MORE(ADVANCED)

ACOL BIDDING

l Basics

l Advanced Basics

l Weak Twos

l Strong Hands

l Defence to Weak Twos

l Defence to 1NT

l Doubles

l Two-suited Overcalls

l Defences to Other Systems

l Misfits and Distributional Hands

DECLARER PLAY

l Suit Establishment in No-trumps

l Suit Establishmentin Suits

l Hold-ups

l Ruffing for ExtraTricks

l Entries in No-trumps

l Delaying Drawing Trumps

l Using the Lead

l Trump Control

l Endplays &Avoidance

l Using the Bidding

ADVANCED DECLARER PLAY

l Making Overtricksin No-trumps

l Making Overtricks in Suit Contracts

l Endplays

l Avoidance

l WrongContract

l Simple Squeezes

l Counting the Hand

l Trump Reductions& Coups

l Playing DoubledContracts

l Safety Plays

Make your cheque payable to and send to: Ryden Grange, Knaphill, Surrey GU21 2TH

( 01483 489961 www.mrbridge.co.uk/mrbridge-shop Fax 01483 797302System Requirements: Windows XP, Vista or 7, 8mb RAM, CD-ROM

DEFENCEl Attitude Signals

l Discarding

l Defensive Plan

l Stopping Declarer

l Counting the Hand

l Lead vs No-trump Contracts

l Lead vs Suit Contracts

l Partner of Leader vs No-trump Contracts

l Partner of Leader vs Suit Contracts

l Count Signals

£76

£66£76

£96

£81

Sharpen your defence in the course of 20 introductory exercises and 120 complete deals

Page 9

The fate of many a contractdepends on whether declarer canestablish a long suit in dummy.

Your job, as a defender, may be toprevent this at all costs.

On some days, this is easy:

´ 9 8™ 2♦ K Q J 9 6 5 4® J 7 5

´ J 7 5 ´ Q 10 4 2™ Q 10 6 4 3 ™ J 9 8 7♦ Void ♦ A 10 3® Q 10 6 3 2 ® K 8

´ A K 6 3™ A K 5♦ 8 7 2® A 9 4

West North East South

3♦ Pass 3NTEnd

West leads the ™4, won by declarer, whoplays a diamond. East can defeat thecontract by holding up the ♦A until thethird round.

Before we move on, consider whatmight happen if West had led a club.Dummy plays low, and East must notplay the ®K – if he does, the ®Jsuddenly turns into an entry and a deaddummy springs back to life. Do not dothat. Killing dummy’s suit is not justabout the hold-up; it is a way of life thatcan begin at trick one.

When dummy has a long suit with nosemblance of an outside entry, it is easy tosee the need to hold up your stopper. Awell-trained partner should be able tosignal to you how many cards in the longsuit he started with, telling you on whichround to take your winner. When,unfortunately, dummy has outside entries,things become (much) more complicated.

´ 9 8™ 8 5♦ K Q 10 9 6 5® A 5 3

´ J 7 5 2 ´ Q 10 4 3™ Q 10 6 4 ™ J 9 7 ♦ 4 ♦ A J 3® 9 7 6 2 ® K 8 4

´ A K 6 ™ A K 3 2♦ 8 7 2® Q J 10

After the same auction, South is again in3NT. West leads a low spade. Do youwant to play or defend?

You should defend.Declarer will win the lead and play a

diamond to the ♦K. East has twodiamond tricks whether he wins this ornot. However, the difference is all abouttiming. If we take the first diamond,declarer might win the return in handand play another diamond, setting upthe suit while the ®A is still in dummy asan entry. In contrast, if we hold up on thefirst round of diamonds, declarer cannever get the suit going.

What happens if declarer chooses toplay a diamond to the ♦10 instead? Thisprevents East from ducking and so is agood play. However, declarer is not theonly one who can play well. After takingthe ♦J, there is just one defence worthtalking about – can you see it?

Right, East can switch to the ®K,giving up his club trick to knock outdummy’s entry (the Merrimac coup) –declarer has to win or East goes back tospades. I do not include this unusualplay here just to be dramatic. Rather, itshows the lengths to which a defendermust go to kill the dummy.

Now for a scary one: same auction,same contract and a spade lead fromyour long-suffering partner.

´ 9 8™ 8 5♦ A Q J 10 9 6 5® 5 3

´ J 7 5 2 ´ Q 10 4 3™ Q 10 6 4 ™ J 9 7 ♦ 4 2 ♦ K 3® 9 7 4 ® K Q J 10

´ A K 6 ™ A K 3 2♦ 8 7® A 8 6 2

When declarer wins and finesses indiamonds, East needs to duck, doing sosmoothly. If you duck with sufficientnonchalance, declarer will surely repeatthe diamond finesse… and regret it.

Here is one final example:

´ A 9 5™ 9♦ K Q J 9 8 7® 7 6 2

´ J 8 6 2™ J 3 2 ♦ A 5 3® Q 10 5

South is in 3NT, having bid heartsstrongly. West leads the ®4. Declarerwins your ®Q with the ®K and plays adiamond… ♦10 from West.

Whilst the hold-up is a sound generalstrategy, you must ask yourself what isgoing on. The usual aim of the hold-up isto stop declarer from establishingdummy’s suit. On this deal, nothing canshut out the diamonds; and it is too lateto try to dislodge the ´A entry.

What we can do is grab the ♦A andreturn the ®10. If partner’s clubs arerunning and declarer has eight toptricks, this defence will be essential. ■

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Monday

Back to earth with a bump. After taking the kids to

school, going to the gymand weighing myself (shockhorror! I must dosomething about this) Isettle down to catching upwith work and dealing withthe emails that have arrivedin my absence. Dominica isthe title that I am workingon just now. Then, in theafternoon, I have an onlinesession with Richard andGerry. Barry has a jurorwith a sick child so there isan unexpected day off forhim; his loss is our gain aswe get to play togetheragainst Richard and Gerryrather than me partneringmyself (I might do betterthat way, but it is not somuch fun).

Tuesday

In the evening, I drive intoLondon for the launch ofthe British Guild of TravelWriters’ annual yearbook.This is, as always, quitegood fun with lots to drink

and nibble on, as well as anexcellent raffle. I keep buy-ing tickets because, in thepast, I have won a weekendin Dublin – though I sup-pose lightning is unlikely tostrike twice. This year, it isheld at the LondonTransport Museum inCovent Garden, so all thatmerriment takes place inbetween (and on) Londonbuses from one era oranother (including the latestprototype that has yet to hitthe streets).

Wednesday

A day off for Barry. Finally,after more than fourmonths, his trial is over andthe jury finds all the defen-dants not guilty of murder –a great relief. We have anunhurried, relaxing morn-ing before I set off for aSelection Committee meet-ing in Bloomsbury. Aftermuch deliberation on anumber of issues, we finallybreak up at about 4.30pmand adjourn to the pub. Ileave them later to meetNicola for supper before

proceeding to the Acolwhere we are playing in thenew London League. This isnot one of our better per-formances as we end upwith only 1 VP – Nicola andI have not played for aboutfive months and we are justbeginning to start ourpreparations for the VeniceCup in October.

Thursday

I need to leave London by 7am in order to get home intime to take the kids toschool. Then the gym. Inthe evening, Briony and I goto a Careers Fair at herschool. Shortly, she has tomake a final choice of the Alevels she wants to do. She isa good all-rounder and isfinding it difficult to thinkabout what she might do asan eventual career. At thefair, she is particularlyinspired by the companiesthat take young people onimmediately after A levels,where there is an opportu-nity to go to universityalongside a real job. Shelikes the idea that what

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she would be learning wouldbe of obvious practical bene-fit (and, of course, the ideaof receiving payment to goto university appeals in thesedays of high tuition fees).

Friday

Off to my parents for theweekend. We pick the chil-dren up after school andarrive early evening in timefor a drink and a browse ofan art exhibition atCorsham Court, a lovely oldhouse that is part of BathUniversity. Then a pub sup-per and back to my parents’house for a game ofCategories. You know thesort of thing: everyonechooses a ‘category’ andthen has to think of twothings for each categorybeginning with a particularletter. I like this because Iusually win, but the real funis listening to my motherargue the case for beingallowed ‘Atlantic Ocean’under ‘Waters’ for the letter‘o’, because it is a surname!

Saturday

This is the real reason forthis specific visit. One of myparents’ friends bought abridge lesson with me foranother friend for a birth-day present. Thus Andi,Paula, Linda and I all gettogether for a lesson. It didnot seem sensible to prepareanything since I have noidea of anyone’s standard, sowe just play a few hands butcollect the cards, duplicatestyle, rather than in tricks asrubber bridge. (By the way, Iwould recommend that youall get into the habit of

doing this when playingbridge socially. If an inter-esting hand crops up andyou want to go back over theplay, it makes life so mucheasier.)

We will draw a veil overthe first deal when theyallow me to make three no-trumps after a club lead,with a club holding of twolow cards facing jack dou-bleton!

What would you bid withthis hand, at Love All?

´ 6

™ A J 9 8 4

♦ Q 9 7 3

® Q 10 6

This is the start to theauction:

West North East South

Pass Pass 1´ 2♦

2´ ?

If you were not a passedhand, it would be difficult.Do you bid that decent five-card heart suit, or shouldyou raise diamonds?However, as a passed hand itis much easier. In order tobid a new suit at the threelevel, you need good valuesand a decent suit. For it tobe sensible for you to do thison a hand that was notsuitable to open the bidding,you must have a diamondfit. So, here, you can bid 3™,also showing a diamond fit.The full hand is shown atthe top of the next column.

Superficially, you mightthink that there are threelosers: one in each side suit.However, it is impossible forthe defenders to take themall. A spade lead and clubswitch sets up the queen ofclubs for a heart discard,while a heart switch wouldset up that suit for clubdiscards.

North

´ 6

™ A J 9 8 4

♦ Q 9 7 3

® Q 10 6

West East

´ J 10 3 ´ A K Q 9 8 4

™ Q 10 2 ™ K 6 5

♦ 6 ♦ 5 4

® K J 9 8 5 2 ® 7 3

South

´ 7 5 2

™ 7 3

♦ A K J 10 8 2

® A 4

West North East South

Pass Pass 1´ 2♦

2´ 3™ 3´ 4♦

Pass 5♦ All Pass

After a couple of hours ofentertaining (I hope) bridge,we adjourn for a splendidlunch. There are definitelyplenty of less enjoyable waysto make money!

In the evening, we go to avillage talent show. Icertainly have my share ofmisgivings about this (and Ilet Barry off – he wasplaying in a National Pairssemi-final on the Sunday –and I put him on a trainbefore the event starts). It isactually good fun –especially as I know many ofthe people.

Star of the show isCaroline Dale, a top-classconcert cellist who lives inthe village.

Sunday

After a family lunch, I havearranged a bit of a treat forthe three of us: we go quadbiking on a local farm. Ofcourse, the children spendmost of their time lappingme – I think they do threecircuits for every two I man-age – but the weather is bril-liant and we all have fun. ■

Seven Days continued

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If you play only in your local club,you may come across very few dif-ferent systems; if instead you visit

other clubs, tournaments or countriesor even venture online, you may comeacross something more exotic. Theaim of this article is to help you whenyou come across strong club systemssuch as Precision Club. There arestrong club systems other thanPrecision, but they are quite rare andfor the most part the same principlesapply whichever one you meet.

A Chinese Engineer, C C Wei, iscredited with the invention ofPrecision Club and, when it first sur-faced in the late 1960s, it came toprominence because previouslyunknown (in bridge terms at least)Taiwan suddenly started doing excep-tionally well at international level. Theplayers were good, of course, but thesystem was credited widely with mak-ing a difference.

The main elements of the system are:

1. Most opening bids are limited to 15points maximum.

2. Virtually all strong hands start with1®. 1♦ is the negative response. Anormal 2NT opening is the excep-tion to this.

3. Major openings show five cards.4. 1NT is typically 13-15. 5 . 2® is the opening for hands with

good clubs and opening strength. 6. 1♦ is the dustbin bid into which all

other opening hands go. 7. Weak Twos in the majors.

If you meet a strong club, it is firstworth deciding what to do if they donot open a strong club! This is as therewill be more opening bids that areunder 16 points than over. It may beobvious, but a failure to open a strongclub limits opener’s strength – thisgives responder some licence; it will bemore common for sequences to go:

West North East South

1™ Pass Pass ?

East may have more points to passthan you might expect in a traditionalsystem.

´ J 5 4

™ J 2

♦ K J 3 2

® 10 7 5 3

This hand would be a routine pass of a1™ opening so, when you consider pro-tecting, you should be aware of this.

The other side of the coin is thatopener can jump around with ratherweaker hands in terms of point countthan you might expect. This isbecause, given opener’s failure to open1®, responder will never expect somehand with 18 or 19 points. A typicalexample might be:

´ K Q J 9 5

™ A Q J 10 5

♦ 7

® J 5

A Precision player, after opening 1´,will rebid 3™ over a 1NT response,whereas a traditional Acol playerwould regard it as lacking in high-cardstrength to do this.

When the opponents open 1♦, theymay have diamonds but they may alsohave hands unsuitable for anythingelse. It is usually better to defend bybidding as if it is a normal 1♦ opening.This does not always work but it savesa lot of heartache and discussion.

When strong club players have goodhands, they open 1® and here you cantake advantage. If you sit back andadmire their sequence (and, of course,

they know their methods) then youropponents can have a lengthy and pret-ty sequence and alight often in an excel-lent contract. They have started lower,by opening 1®, than those who playtraditional systems and have moreroom to explore. They can also makebids called ‘asking bids’ to determinethings like how good their trump suit isor how many controls they have. Theycannot do this so easily if you intervene,so what you can do is disrupt them bybeing keen to enter the auction. Thestandard way to defend against a strongclub is to bid immediately with a suit-able weak hand and wait for the nextround with a good hand. Suppose youhold a hand such as this:

´ K J 10 7 5

™ 4 3

♦ Q 10 6 5

® 5 4

You would overcall 1´, even thoughyou are a bit weak to do this normally.If your partner can raise, your oppo-nents will have a tough time sortingout what to do in the auction. You willbe able to imagine how unpleasant adecision they can have:

´ Q 5

™ K Q 8 5

♦ A J 5 3

® A K 6

With this hand, your opponent hasopened 1® to show a strong hand; youhave bid 1´. When responder doublesto show some values, they know theyare close to game; your partner thenbids 3´. This gives the opening side anasty decision. They may double to saythat they do not know what to do

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and will find it difficult to getto 3NT when it is right; theymay languish at the fourlevel in an uncertain cause ifthey cannot bid no-trumps.

Some players bid natural-ly against a strong club butothers have a conventionaldefence worked out. A sim-ple one is that a double of1® shows the majors and abid of 1NT (not needed toshow a strong hand) showsthe minors.

As Precision players open1® to show a good hand,they need something to dowith opening hands thathave at least five clubs anddo not qualify for a strongclub opening. On thesehands, they often open 2®.A typical example might be:

´ 7 6

™ K J 9 5

♦ K 7

® A Q 10 7 4

If an opponent does this,then it is right to defend theway you would against anatural 1® opening, i.e. youdouble for take-out. Usually,they respond 2♦ if theywant to investigate the pos-sibility of game. 2♦ is a relayasking the opener todescribe his hand tellingresponder whether he has afour-card major andwhether he is minimum ormaximum. You can doublethe 2♦ response to showdiamonds and enough val-ues that you do not mind ifpartner competes.

If you want to know more,there are endless referenceson the worldwide web.w w w. u s a b r i d g e . c o m /assets/applets/Precision_Club_Article_One.pdf is anexample. ■

Precision continued

Millie and I havesettled in com-fortably as mem-

bers at the Riverside, so Ifelt confident enough toinvite my friends, Gail andChloë, to the club as visi-tors. Both are beginnersand attend local bridgeclasses. As they arrived atour table, Millie welcomedthem by raising her half-empty brandy glass. Thefirst two hands were rela-tively uneventful, but thenext board produced anunexpected twist.

I knew that somethinghad gone wrong with thebidding. For a start, Milliewas dummy. She was look-ing distinctly nervous inthe role. In my view, that’sbecause she doesn’t getenough practice at it. Thetrump suit was also ratherdicey.

Gail was West and ledthe ´A. With the king indummy, prospects for theclub slam seemed to haveimproved significantly.Even so, the chances ofsuccess were still slim.

Millie

´ K J 8 3

™ K 9 5 4

♦ 10 6

® 9 6 5

Wendy

´ Void

™ A J 2

♦ A K Q J 5 3

® K Q 7 4

From the beginning, I knewit was going to be my fault.It was I, who after muchdebate, finally agreed toplay these fancy Benjamintwo bids. Needless to say, itwas Millie who had sug-gested adopting them.With a good diamond suitand a 20 count, I opened2®. Millie responded witha 2♦ relay. It seemed to begoing so well. At this point,I naturally assumed that, asusual, I would be dummy.That hog instinct withinher is difficult to counter.On this occasion though, Iwas quite wrong. A veilwill be drawn over the pre-cise details of the auction.It is sufficient to say thatMillie had forgotten thenew meaning of the 2® bidand assumed it was artifi-cial and forcing to game.To be fair to Millie, we hadagreed the system changein the hostelry after the lastbridge night and so a hazeengulfs the exact arrange-ments. In addition, someconfusion also arose overthe meaning of a 4® bid,which Millie insisted wasalways Gerber asking foraces. I certainly don’tremember that from ourclasses, but I digress.

After the lead of the ´A,I contemplated the possi-bility of making my 6®contract; it still seemedremote. For a start, I didnot hold the ace, jack or tenof trumps. I ruffed theopening lead in hand, andled a small heart to theking. At this point, I con-sidered ditching my ™J on

the ´K, but a spade contin-uation from defenders laterwould cause even morehavoc. At this moment ofcrisis, Millie disappearedfrom the bridge room tohave her brandy tankardrefilled. From dummy, I leda small club to the king; itheld the trick. Now I playeda small diamond to the tenon the table followed bylow club; East played low; Iplayed the queen, and Westthe ten. Lo and behold,now another trump fromhand crashed the ace andthe jack. A heart returnfrom West ensured thecontract. For the record,Gail, West held ®A-10-2,and Chloë the ®J-8-3.

‘Why didn’t you take the®K or ®Q with your aceearlier?’ I enquired of Gail.‘Well,’ said Gail, ‘as youknow, I am going to bridgeclasses now just like youused to do and last week wewere learning about hold-up plays, so I thought Iwould try it out.’ ‘You havelearned it very well, dear,’said Chloë. She soundedkindly enough, but Ithought I heard a touch ofirony in her voice. ‘Whodid you say your tutorwas?’ inquired Millie, whohad just returned withanother brandy, but thedirector had called themove and Gail and herpartner were already ontheir way to the next table.

Millie turned to me.‘Why didn’t you use my´K?’ she asked sternly.‘Should we have bid theGrand?’

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