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A Jolly Good Evening Was Enjoyed By EveryoneIt is again that time of year in Cromer,when the good people of the town decidewho will be this years Carnival Queenand the Senior Attendant.On Friday May 3rdthe Cromer Carnival Chair, Tony Shipp and others invited girls to put them-selves forward for selection to represent Cromer over the coming summer.The Cliftonville Hotel was indeed a full house on the night, with a dinner party of over a hundred souls on the ground floor while the Cromer VEO took over the Ballroom on the first floor. There may not have been as many girls entering the competition this year, but all of them were delightful young ladies,and all could have been great Carnival Queens and / or Senior Attendants.I had not realised, until I asked the Chairof the Cromer VEO, Tony Shipp and his wife Sandra (On Right) just how long they had been involved with this forever popular Carnival. Tony has been Chairman since 1985.

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As always, one gets to meet a number of lovely young local girls during the selection of the Cromer Carnival Queen and Senior Attendant. Once again the girls were all delightful and all more than able to represent Cromer brilliantly over the Carnival weeks.I would like to thank them all for putting themselves forward and wish Jade Armstrong, as this years Carnival Queen and Jodie Rice, as her Senior Attendant, a great and fun summer in Cromer this year.Before commenting on the recent ElectionsI would like to thank very much all those good people who turned out and voted for me as an Independent candidate.Having stood for election five times in my short life, so far, this was the first time I was not elected. Not a bad record.I am naturally surprised by the outcome, with so many UKIP candidates being so successful across the the UK. Having stood against one UKIP gentleman, who was never seen during the campaign, I was amazed to witness him coming in second in the poll for Mundesley.I would welcome a response from a UKIP representative, for the Crab Tales, to the following question: What Are You As a Political Party Offering As a County Councillors To Those Prepared To Vote For You?

We would publish this for you, if you can keep it within say 450 words. I have to say, that I will always admire anyone prepared to get out there and to have a go in politics whatever coloured flag they are flying.It is very hard work delivering the leaflets out and talking to hundreds of often total strangers about what you stand for and why they should vote for you in particular.In all honesty, I was saddened to see Graham Jones, our County Councillor, for Mundesley, lose this election as, despite standing against him, I always thought he did a very good job of representing the local people in this very large area.I have to say I was pleased to see Hilary Cox(nee Thompson) keeping hold of Cromer.Well done Hilary.

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Dear Philip,In the last edition you wrote about the inappropriate image of a loosely clad lady on the NCC website - yet you published an inappropriate joke - some would say blasphemous - in your paper (p.10) which has a young, as well as adult, readership. Judy FathersDear Mr. Keddell,I write to congratulate you on the consistently high quality of the splendid jokes that feature so prominently throughout your Crab Tales magazine. I particularly enjoyed the recent one about the Chinese man. My six-year-old granddaughter discovered it while she was doing the Spot the Crab competition. She proceeded to read it out to me, word for word. She is a very advanced reader for her age, which makes her grandmother very proud. I did have to explain a few key concepts to her afterwards, but my, how we laughed!Of course, its not just the jokes I enjoy. I was, I admit, moved with righteous anger by your heartfelt editorial in Crab Tales issue 10, in which you took issue with Norfolk County Council for allowing upon their website an advertisement that featured a loosely clad young lady.

I couldnt agree more. Norfolk County Council needs to be told, in no uncertain terms, that we are not prepared to put up with this kind of depravity. Lets get this filth off our council website, and back onto late night television where it belongs.Keep up the good work.Yours Sincerely,Edna Welthorpe (Mrs.)From Editor:Getting the right balance of jokes is never an easy task when producing a local paper.If I offend any readers, please accept my apologies, but do remember it is a very fine line in getting it right. PKDear Philip,Did anyone notice the earth shift several miles to the West recently? Something to do with coastal erosion or a seismic error of some proportion? Even a geological fault in the earths crust? We just dont know. The news is that North Norfolk has drifted Westwards.Now look! I pay my council tax just like everyone else and thought my money was going towards roads, street lighting, libraries


According to the map in their publication, North Norfolks West boundary has slipped right over to Kings Lynn and stops at an Easterly border in Overstrand.Interestingly the guide also contains a piece from Nth Norfolks own M.P. Norman Lamb who states that the best beach in Nth Norfolk is at Sea Palling. Unfortunately, according to the map, it is no longer in his constituency.But. Hip Hip Hooray! Here is the good news for anyone like myself living in Mundesley or further East. We no longer appear to be in Nth Norfolk so we can stop paying our taxes to the North Norfolk Council. With this in mind I would also like to suggest that we elect a leader of the new independent borough of N.N.N. (Nearly North Norfolk) who will campaign for free geography lessons for all and a raising of the drawbridge to keep N.N.N. safe from marauding Lynners. Nigel Holmes

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Dear Philip,In answer to your question Should Dogs Be Licensed ? in the Crab Tales issue 009.Firstly I would like to say that the killing of people by dogs, is not the dogs fault, but the fault of irresponsible owners,A baby or young child should never be left alone with any family pet, our family has had a variety of Dogs over a 50 years, however, we have never had fighting dogsand never a dog that has attacked anyone. I do not think that a licence fee would make the slightest difference as irresponsible owners would probably totally this measure and it would mean that those who are responsible would end up paying a higher fee because those do not care less would not pay at all.

Dear Editor,I have been sent your magazine by Sarah Hayden - we worked together for CJ Knowles.I worked with CJ from about l979 - l987 and had a very good time working for him, he was a nice person to work for and with. Although I moved away and now live in Lincolnshire, he and I still meet up. Hopefully you will be able to find space to print a little congrats. He was and is such a considerate and lovely man, and throughthick and thin has helped everyone as much as he can.

CJ have a long and happy retirement and also Maggie.

God bless. Hope to see you shortly. Love Gill Lawledge.

and so on, roughly between Potter Heigham in the East & Wells in the West. I am told it also pays for schools and education, which I assume includes some geography lessons, unless they went out in the last round of cuts.

Anyway. A publication calling itself North Norfolk - The guide must be edited by someone who was away on the day of the geography test.

Dear Editor,On a visit to Cromer over Easter, I picked up a copy of the Crab Tales and I was intrigued by the article concerning the situation at the Holt Road and the Felbrigg Road.As a regular visitor to the area and a National Trust member, we frequently visit that fine old house Felbrigg Hall. As a result I am familiar with the layout of the junction and I cannot understand why the County Council are so reluctant to place a roundabout at this junction.Whenever we visit the hall we find it very frustrating to have to wait to emerge from Felbrigg Road onto the main road because of the jam of vehicles trying to turn. During a weekend in the summer months, when the hall is open the queue of vehicles can stretch back to the gates to the hall.

It therefore can take 15 minutes or so to get to the main road when we wish to call into Cromer town after our visit.It is a very difficult junction and it seems a matter of common sense to provide a safe alternative when a busy tourist attraction, is so close. It would be of interest to know the views of the National Trust on this matter, particularly as they entertain thousands of visitors every season.I regret that I live too far away to become involved in this project but I do support the aim of the campaign to have a roundabout at this junction. Please consider the views of visitors to the area to whom this junction is a strange one to negotiate. I enjoyed reading your newspaper, very good reading thank you. Yours faithfullyAdrian Duffield Heathersett


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Continued from Front PageAll five girls who put themselves forward were, as I have already commented, more than able to pull off the role of either being the Carnival Queen or Senior Attendant

Top Left :Harriet Charters 21, who works

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Right :Jodie Rice21, Student of Art in her final year.

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20, A Care Assistant

Right:Jade Armstrong, 29, Dental nurse

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Best Carnival by miles. PK

A Local News Station .......was interviewing an 80-yr-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered."Interesting," the newsman thought and he then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a while, a

smile came to her face and then she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.She smiled and explained :"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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Over 700 was raised last month by the Cromer & Sheringham Operatic and Dramatic Society, by selling dozens of freshly baked cakes, made by members of the Society. The event, held at the Community Centre in Garden Street Cromer, also had craft stalls, a bric-a-brac stall, a tombola stall and served light refreshments. Mr Andrew Grey, who works for Barclays Bank, has asked the bank to match the amount raised, and they have agreed, to a maximum of 750. Many of the cast and crew were involved including Callum Adkins, 13, from Aylsham (pictured right) and Jack Jarvis 9, from Saxthorpe. (pictured far right)

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All In Aid Of..Save The ChildrenOn Friday 26th April, Lis and I attended a fund raising event in aid of Save The Children at Overstrand Sports Pavilion.I have to say that it was a jolly event, that was organised by Annie Kidd with her merry team of ladies all helping out.As expected, we ended up buying several books and winning two bottles of blow bubbles from the tombola.Just what I was after, of course.This regular event is one of those occasions that for some reason, always works out well for both the punters and the charity.

Above: Annie Kidd as Chair of the North Norfolk Save The Children group, who was selling off the raffle tickets.

Above Top L-R :Maria Kemp & Pam Hogham

Above L-R : Tina Harrison & Sue MayOn Left L-R : Nicky Davison with Heidi and Catherine Van Battum, with baby Jonah.A very jolly and enjoyable April morning was had by everyone. PK

It would lead to more dog wardens and pen pushing people, pushing up our council tax.And as usual with all Government schemes they make a complete and utter hash of it and we shouldnt burden responsible dog owners with a load of extra bureaucracy because of the irresponsible dog owners.When people buy a dog they should always make sure that the mother dog is present and looking after her litter, if not it could be that the puppies have been taken from their parents far too early, feeling insecure & unloved and could turn out to not like people very much and who can blame them.Much more stringent regulation needs to be enforced against unscrupulous breeders.Kiddies are often bitten by dogs because they do not treat a dog very well, they pat them toohard or pull their tail and the poor dog thinks it is being attacked. Leaving a baby unattended with a dog in the same room is careless and irresponsible as pet dogs can often have a jealous nature.Usually people who do not like dogs are afraid of them, dogs are very astute and sense this, I talk to every dog I meet and gently pat them, letting them smell the back of my hand first and despite doing this to thousands of dogs,I have never been bitten by a dog.A dog on private property with a beware of the dog sign is a different matter, I always introduce my dogs to the postman and the paperboy, so the dogs get to know that they are OK and are of no threat to them or me.

Elderly people often rely on their pet dog for companionship and walkies which helps them to go out and meet people and when you walk a dog there is always someone who comes up to talk to you, dogs always seem to break the ice and a good conversation usually follows. A dog is mans best friend and my goodness in these turbulent times we all need as many friends as we can get. Dogs are healers and they seem to have figured out how to live so much better than we humans have, while we struggle to figure out why we were put here on earth, all a dog wants is to love and to be loved, a powerful lesson for us all. There is absolutely no way that we should pay 100 a year for a licence, many dog owners are really scraping the barrel especially the elderly in these times of austerity and that amount of money would be far better spent on their heating and food and feeding the dog that brings them love till its last breath.It is estimated there are approx. Ten & a halfmillion dogs in the UK so that means going by your figures, well over Ten and a quarter million dogs a year never hurt anybody and those that did - were they provoked?.Did people walk onto their private space without warning? and how many were trained by their owners to attack people? How many were taunted by children and perhaps had stones thrown at them?How many were neglected or ill-treated kicked or beaten by their owners?How many were kept in filthy conditions having to lie down in their own excrement?

How many are left untreated with the mange or are left flea ridden by their owners? How many were sick or injured but denied treatment by a vet? It is no wonder that some ill treated dogs do not like humans, some humans deserve to be disliked and dogs are not to blame, if you or I were treated badly like some poor dogs are, we might feel like biting someone.Your article might well have said should bikes be licenced, your question on dogs said that 7 people have been killed by dogs in the past 9 years that is less than one a year, although that is an awful waste of life, consider that against un-licenced bikes in just one year (2011), killed 107, seriously injured 3085, and injured 16,023 people, these totals are for one year only. Bikes are not licenced and most have zero insurance, yet death and destruction caused by un-licenced bikes far exceeds the figures you mention for dogs.Let us get things in context, it is good to make a comparison because its not a perfect world.Please dont blame the dogs, a dog can add years to an old persons life, its someone to care for, someone to come home to, someone to talk to, a dear friend. Dog Licences, No Thanks.

Yours Sincerely Charles Watts

Ridlington, Norfolk

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Re-Writing History In PastonHaving thought theyd worked out where the original Paston Hall once stood, the Paston Heritage Society has now reconsidered the postion of the original house.Thanks to Rita Collins (Pictured Right) who, while digging her garden directly behind the present day Paston Hall, discovered bricks from the middle ages in her garden. (Pictured below)

During their open weekend on April 27th & 28th, I joined numerous others visiting the site, which not only included the Church but meant that you could see the main house and the wonderful garden surrounding Paston Hall. A garden which includes a number of items that have been excavated and are equally full of history relating to the Paston family and of course their letters.

Moving on to the more recent history of this wonderful country house with so much of the history relating to it, are these wonderful sculptures of sheep on the large lawns that surround the house. (Below)

I have always found that all the events going on at Paston Hall & Church are very informative thanks to the likes of these three ladies.(On Right L-R) Anne Digby, Lucy Care & Ruth Bird. I take my hat of to all those who are involved with the Paston Heritage Society for all the work they do in promoting it as well as educating their visitors.

Mother & Daughter ..Start The Clean Up On Bacton Beach

Michelle Duddy & her daughter Kira Haves (above) were the first to hit Bacton Beach during the Sunday Beach clean up at 11am on Sunday 28th April.Despite the tide being against them, by 10 mins past 11, they had already picked up several dead birds, bits of rope and empty bottles all within the first few minutes beforeJo Garbutt and Jamie Reeves had turned up to help out (below)

Michelle has been involved in cleaning up the local beaches now for some time and is very welcoming to all those good folk who come out to help her.As well as collecting all sorts of rubbish fromour local beaches, Michelle reports back to the likes of the Marine Conservation Society and tells them what has been picked up.Within a very short time mother and daughter had already picked up quite a lot of rubbish from our beautiful beach in Bacton before other helpers joined them.You really have to admire the good folk who regularly roll up their sleeves and clean up our coast. PK

This stone mould (above) was used to place upright poles in the ground during building work and lead was poured

into the base to secure the poles.

(Right)Objects believed to be part of

the original Paston Hall

While I was visiting the church, I accepted the offer to have a go at making some paper, which was surprisingly easy, very rewarding and satisifying to do.There is always a great deal to learn and enjoy at any of these Paston Heritage Society events over the year so I would highly recommend that you watch your Crab Tales for details of any future events here.. PK


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Out In Force In MundesleyOn Sunday April 28th, Mundesleys Gold Park had at least 650 Scouts & Girl Guidesparading past the (On Right) Chairman of the Mundesley Parish Council, Chris West with Betty Jackson on the left and the District Commissionaire, Rena Savage on the right, taking the salute from the groups from all over the area.The parade of scouts and guides grouped up on Gold Park before marching past them, before going through the village centre, to a service held in a massive barn owned by Parish councillor, Chris Paynes family.The parade of 650 total members were from 14 local groups, with a vast number of parents and supporters, including numerous very proud grandparents.

With a brass band (Above) heading the way, it was indeed a sight to behold, not just for those in the parade, but for the numerous groups and those watching.I have to say it was a pleasure to watch such well organised groups of truly dedicated people by the way they run their local groups.I would like to thank the Group Scout Leader of the Mundesley Air Scouts,Elaine Roberts for emailing me the details about this important local event. PK

How they packed so many into this farm barn must have taken some pretty good organising skills.

Gunton Sawmill Wins 60,000... ....from the Heritage Lottery Fund.This is great news for all those jolly souls who run this wonderful Sawmill on the Gunton Estate. Pictured Far Right

There is so much to do with this grant, which includes completely re-thatching

The mill can be opened at other times by special arrangement. For Details do phone 01362 869 394Pictured below inside the mill PK

the building as well as repairs to the walls and the inside fittings.While they were celebrating on Sunday April 28th, the water mill was cutting a very long and solid oak beam (See Left)This is indeed a must see site of interest to any and all visitors while they enjoy the whole area that is North Norfolk.

The mill is open on these dates from 2pm- 5pm: May 26th,June 23rd, July 28th, August 25th & onSeptember 22nd.Entrance is 2 for adults and kids accompanied by parents are free.


What An Outcome.After a very long day on Thursday May 2nd the Electoral Divisions of North Norfolk were counted out in the Cromer HighSchool on the following morning.Be assured that your Crab Tales Editor did not fare too well at all in Mundesley with the following outcome:Labour 255 votes, Green Party 92, FormerIndependent Councillor Graham Jones 283,Independent Philip Keddell 249, Lib Dem 582,Tory Wyndham Northam 742 Elected and UKIP 624.Considering Labour & UKIP did so little to fight this ward, I was surprised by the number of votes they both received. The sucessfulcandidates are listed here:Cromer: Hilary Cox, Tory: 1,127Fakenham: Thomas Fitzpatrick, Tory: 764Holt: Micheal Baker, UKIP: 1,341Hoveton & Stalham: Nigel Dixon, Tory: 833Melton Constable: David Ramsbotham, UKIP: 1,144Mundesley: (Already mentioned above)N. Walsham East: Edward Foss, Lib Dem: 1,068N. Walsham West & Erpingham: John Timewell,Lib Dem: 804Sheringham: Brian Hannah, Lib Dem: 1,084Sth Smallburgh: David Thomas, Lib Dem: 879Wells: Marie Strong, Lib Dem: 1,410It was good to see how many people bothered to go out and vote this time.In Fakenham only 29.72% of voters went to vote, while in Holt the turn out was 50.92%.25,993 good people in the North Norfolk catchment area turned out to vote with another 6,772 sending in postal votes.Of the 130 polling stations across this area, the lowest number of votes in one site that came in from 7am until 10pm, was a total of 29 voters, while in the Stalham Town Hall 789 good folk cast their votes.Call me sad or whatever but I do find these bits of useless information oddly interesting.I recall asking a now former Chief Executive of a District Council some years ago,what he thought about managing elections.His response was that he loved managing them, every time he had been involved. Other than a re count of one of the wards it all went off very well, through the good management skills of the NNDCs ChiefExecutive Sheila Oxtoby.

I wish all those Elected a healthy and productive 4 years working for the betterment of Norfolk, while notincreasing the Council Taxes too much every year. PK

Thanks very much to Paul Damen for coming with us to the count and for taking these great photographs.

A Farmer.............stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldnt do it while he waited, so he said he lived close by and would just walk home.On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucketand a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and pickedup a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem, how to carry all his purchases home.While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked : Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?

The farmer said : Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I cant carry this lot.The old lady suggested : Why dont you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put

a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?

Why, thank you very much, he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.On the way, he said :Well take a short cut down this alley and be there in no time. The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said : I am a lonely widow without a husband to protect me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you wont hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?

The farmer said :Holy smokes, lady! Im carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?

The old lady replied :Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and Ill hold the chickens.

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........are gearing up for the biggest match in their history when they entertain The Lashings World XI at their Norton Warnes Ground on Overstrand Road Cromer on Sunday August 11th.The Lashings World XI are a team of former International cricketers who want to give something back to the grass roots of their sport and they play a number of matches around the country to raise money for local clubs and charities. This will be the first time they have ever played a match in Norfolk let alone Cromer so it will be a mammoth day for the club.The match will start at 2.30pm.Prior to the match there will be a a Pimms reception, followed bya three course hospitality lunch, at The Grove, Overstrand Rd, Cromer at noon. All the Lashings players will be there.Tickets are available from Martin Braybrook on: 01263 512 342 who will be pleased to answer any questions anyone might have.

Guests will have the opportunity for photographs, autographs and the chance to bid for various items of sporting memorabilia. All inclusive tickets, which in addition to the lunch will include an exclusive viewing area at the match and afternoon tea between innings are 50 each.Ground tickets for the match will go on sale later in the summer.

Martin Braybrook said: This will be a tremendously exciting day. To have players of this calibre actually playing at Cromer is something we wouldnt have thought possible.

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Tuesday 28th May10am - 12noon : Holt Country ParkSpiders & Bugs Hunt ~ 1 per child. No booking required. info 07920 576 6341.30 - 3.30pm : Holt Country ParkMaking Mini Beasts Homes ~ to put in your garden2 per child. No booking required info 07920 576 634Wednesday 29th May2 - 4pm: Sadlers WoodShelter Building ~ 1 per child. Meet the rangers at the bottom of the playing field. info 07920 576 634

Car Boot Sales Weds from 8am : Gold Park, Mundesleyto 4th Sept. No Food stalls. Info : 722 103

Sats 9am - noon : Bodham Playing FieldSet up from 7.30am Pitch 5. Info : 588 228.Tea, coffee, Bacon rolls & soft drinks available.

No dogs except for assistance dogs.

Tabletop / Craft Sale 9am - 3pm St. John Hall, Bond St. Cromer

Last Friday of the month.Tables 6 each Set up from 8am. Refreshments available.

Free admission - donations. Info : 513115 or 07905 941 451


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Thursday 30th May10am - 12 noon : Bacton WoodBee Homes & Wild Flowers ~ Making bee homes & studying wild flowers. 2 per box.1.30 - 3.30pm : Bacton WoodButterflies & Moths ~ Making homes and how to attract them. 2 info 07920 576 634

JUNESaturday 1st June 10am -12pm : Sheringham Baptist Church, Holway Rd. Plant Sale ~ Books & table top stalls. Cakes, tea & coffee available. Free entry.Saturday 8th June7.30 pm: St Botolphs Church, TrunchPictures at an Exhibition ~ Piano Recital. Anna LeHair with an exclusively Russian theme. Also an exhibition of paintings by artists from Trunch or otherwise closely connected to St Botolphs. Admission by programme at door: 8 (6 concs) Proceeds to restoration projects at the Church.Tuesday 11th June 7.30pm : Coronation Hall, Mundesley Les Misrables ~ Musical adaption of Victor Hugos tale. The brutalised ex-convict Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman) tries to live a Christian life after being redeemed by the saintly Bishop Myriel, but is pur-sued for nearly two decades by the rigid Inspector Javert (Russell Crowe). Anne Hathaway won Best Supporting actress Oscar. Doors open 7pm when refreshments served. Tickets on Door 4, Members 3, Under 15s 2. Info: www.mundesley.org/film

127: Jenny RumensMundesley

079 : June CrawshawMundesley

070 : Ruth BrumbyThorpe Market

075 : Joy ColeOverstrand

111 : Keith NashRoughton

SPOT THE CRAB and win a Family Swim voucher

from SPLASH in Sheringham ( 2 Adults & 2 kids) If you are under 12, tell us your name, age and address, also in which advert

the Crab is hidden and the page number. OR - If you are a pensioner, SPOT THE COD and win

TEA & CAKE FOR TWOat Luckys Cafe & Bistro9, Garden Street, Cromer

Hand in your Entry, on a postcard please,to: K. Hardware in Cromer, or post it to: The CRABTALES, 30 West St. Cromer NR27 9DSbefore the next issue comes out.

The first entry out of the hat wins ! ISSUE 009 WINNERS

Congratulations to Mrs June Clarke from Suffield, who found the Cod in Budgens advert on page 11

and to Bjorn Cotton, aged 8, from Roughton, who spotted the Crab on page 16, in Brians Handyman Services advert.

099 : Rainie KayWest Runton 120 : Alan Penton

North Walsham

122 : Pauline PlummerHoning

080 : Bob CrookCromer

077 : William CraigTrimingham

124 : Ken RichesThorpe Market

088 : Fred HagleyBacton

114 : Leslie Hawkes NockelsCromer

123 : Mary RichardsonEdingthorpe Green

Over 450 artists are taking part this year, giving you the chance to see new art, meet artists & buy original artworks directly from their creators. Many of them will be running special events and activities. This is a selection of just a few of the artists taking part in our area. Full details : www. nnopenstudios.org.uk or pick up the free brochure from the Tourist Info Centre, or the many galleries and shops in the area.


GARDENERS RETREAT TEA ROOMSOPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK

ALL DAY BREAKFAST ~ 2 COURSE LUNCH SPECIALSHOMEMADE CAKES ~ AFTERNOON TEAS

3 X 56 LTR COMPOST

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BEDDING PLANTS IN NOW ~ READY PLANTED HANGING BASKETS

SPRING STOCK NOW IN

Hardy Perennials, Shrubs, Roses,

Herbs, Alpines, Trees and Lots More.

ALSO LARGE SELECTION OF PET

& WILD BIRD FEEDS

OPEN Monday - Saturday

9am - 5pm Sunday : 10am - 4pmtel: 01263 579 485

FUCHSIAS GERANIUMS

BASKET PLANTS

VEGETABLE &TOMATO PLANTS

ALL READY NOW

Mundesley Maritime Museum Needs You!

Do you enjoy meeting people? Do you have a spare hour or more a week? Our volunteer stewards are a welcome front to the Mundesley Maritime

Museum, and we are looking for more people to join them.The Museum is situated on Beach Road, Mundesley,

with spectacular views along the coast.The role includes introducing the Museum and its collection, and assisting

with or referring enquiries about the Museum and the local area.Stewards usually work on either the morning or afternoon shifts during

the open season which runs from May - mid September. They are invited to an annual training session, before the Museum is open

to familiarise themselves with any changes made during the winter.If you think this role would suit you, dont be shy.

Please give Peter Gray a call on: 01263 722 662

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