will bc day3

WelcometoDay3ofWillStark’sBachelorChallenge!

Last;me,Mariellewaseliminated.Everyonerejoiced.Also,Lilahrejectedaflirt,provingonceandforallthatthisisBizarroWorld.

TimefortheNoMoreMarielleSmustle.Sadly,nooneinthishouseknowshowtosmustle,butthesen;mentiswhatcounts.

“Butitwouldhavebeennicetoyellatherandgiveheragoodslapping,”Sabrielconcluded.“I’mkindofsadIdidn’tgettodothat.”

“Youcanpunishherlater,aPerthechallengeisdone,”LilyinformedSabriel.

“YAY!”Shestarteddancingagain.

“Butwhatdowedonow?”Arthurasked.

“SitdownandwatchlikegoodliRleSims?”Lilysuggested.

“Hahaha,no.”

“Butweshouldtakeadvantageoflivingsomewherewithnorestric;ons,”Arthursaid.“Whatdoyouwantthatyoucan’thavebackhome?”

“ElectronicEntertainmentCos;ngAtLeast$1500.”

“YAY!”

“FortuneSims.Soeasilyamused.”

“Easilyamused?You’rethePleasureSimfreestylingfor;ps.”

“Andyournewpain;ngishanginginmidair.”

“Yeah.Also,whyaren’twecausinganytrouble?”

“Wewill.”OnceArthurgotupthecouragetosuggesthisplantoSabriel,thatwas.

Yes,youcanhashottub;me.Thatis,ifyournameisFaye,Lulu,orElaine.

ElaineandFayewouldbothliketoskiptothekissing.

Thankfully,Willisawarethathecan’tactuallyflirtwithanyofthemrightnowwithoutmassiveboingingnoisesandge[ngslappedandthought‐flamedthroughoutthechallenge.HelimitsthingstosplashingElaine.

“Hello?I’mhere.Canwetalkaboutsomethingotherthankissing?I’mdefinitelylookingforwardtoit,butthat’snotun;lthemorningaPernext.”

*pause*

ElaineandFaye:KISSINGKISSINGKISSINGKISSING.

“Okay,maybeweshouldtalkaboutsomethingelse.Fornow.”

*preparesstalkingstrategyforimmediatelyaPerthehottub*

Fornow,we’llcheckinonthebacheloreReswhomissedthetub.

CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromSara

Iwantasculpture.MyFortuneSim,letmeshowyouit.

CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLilah

Can’t…stalk…Faye…

Willcameupwithatopic:“Favoritevaca;ondes;na;on:Takemizu,ThreeLakes,orTwikkii?Go.”

“Howcome?”

“Well,maybeIwanttodecidewheretogohoneymooning.”

“Oooooooo.”

“IlikeTwikkiiIsland,”Elainesaid.“Mymomusedtohaveabeachhousethere.”

“Metoo,”Luluanswered.“Nodoubtaboutit.Lotsofsunandlotsoffun.”

“Soundslikeit’salmostaconsensus,”Willsaid.“Ican’targuewitheternalsummeronebitaPerlivingineternalwinter.Whataboutyou,Faye?”

“Hmm?Yeah,Twikkii,”shesaidbeforegoingbacktoherconversa;onwithLuluaboutwork.

APerthat,theconversa;onturnedtolife;mewants.Theyquicklydiscoveredthatinthisneighborhood,FayewastheonlyoneinthehousewithacareerLTW(Visionary).Luluwanted20Lovers,andWillandElainewanted20WooHoos.

Elainewillbege[ngareroll.That’snotverySqueakyClean.

ButtheyhadtogetoutofthehottubsoonaPer.ARemptsatstalkingcommenced.ElaineandFayebothaRemptedtoflirtwithWillinfrontofeachotherandLulu.Ididnotfeellikeins;ga;ngaslapfest,soallaRemptsatroman;cinterac;onsinfrontofotherbacheloreResimmediatelygotnixed.

Asdemonstratedhere,Elainefinallymanagedtochooseaplatonicac;vity.

Lilah’saspira;onistanking.Shehasn’twoohooedwithanyoneinthreedays.Maybeshejustrealizedshe’ss;llavirgininthishood.

ShegoesoutsidetotakeitoutonFaye,andwehaveourfirstofficialfight.

Lilahisprobablyusingthisasanexcusetocopafeel.

ButFayeul;matelycomesoutahead.

“Girlsarefigh;ng?Overme?”

No,Idon’tthinkso.

“I’msurprisedyou’replayingcatchwithme.Itdoesn’tseemlikesomethingthat’dbepartofyouroverallstalkingstrategy.”

“I’vegottofindsomethingtodowhenthebachelorhasonlytwoac;vepointsandhastohavehiseveningcoffee.”

CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLulu

Todayisgoingbe@erthanyesterdaydid.IthinkI’vesBllgotachanceaCerall!

She’sdefinitelysteppingupherstalkinggame.

“Congratula;onsonbeinghot!”

“Thanks.CanIpeenow?”

Dinner;me:Ghoooooooosts.

“Hey,where’sLilah?”

Losinginterest,apparently.

However,thefactthatshe’sinthegamesroommeansthatshe’sfirstforone‐on‐onedates.

*cranksuptheironylevelto11*

ImadeitthroughthewildernessSomehowImadeitthroughIdidn’tknowhowlostIwasUnBlIfoundyou

Iwasbeat,incompleteI’dbeenhad,IwassadandblueButyoumademefeelYeah,youmademefeelShinyandnew

LikeavirginTouchedfortheveryfirstBmeLikeavirginWhenyourheartbeatsNexttomine

WillandLuluwindupsingingaclassic.

SomewillwinSomewillloseSomewereborntosingthebluesOh,themovieneverendsItgoesonandonandonandon

StrangerswaiBngUpanddowntheboulevardTheirshadowssearchinginthenightStreetlightpeopleLivingjusttofindemoBonHidingsomewhereinthenight

Don’tstopbelievingHoldontothatfeelingStreetlightpeopleDon’tstop‐‐

Yep.He’shot.

NoonewillbesurprisedthatElaineissingingthis:

Howdoessheknowyouloveher?Howdoessheknowshe’syours?

It’snotenoughtotaketheoneyouloveforgrantedYoumustremindher,orshe’llbeinclinedtosayHowdoIknowhelovesme?HowdoIknowhe’smine?

Well,doesheleaveali@lenotetotellyouyouareonhismind?Sendyouyellowflowerswhentheskyisgray?He’llfindanewwaytoshowyouali@lebiteverydayThat’showyouknowThat’showyouknowhe’syourlove

Perhapsit’sthetalkofclothingandbadasserythatmakesthissongappropriate:

IwantagirlwithamindlikeadiamondIwantagirlwhoknowswhat’sbestIwantagirlwithshoesthatcutandeyesthatburnlikecigare@es

IwantagirlwiththerightallocaBonsWho’sfast,andthorough,andsharpasatackShe’splayingwithherjewelryShe’spuUngupherhairShe’stouringthefacilityandpickingupslack

Iwantagirlwithashortskirtandalongjacket

IthinkSararequiressomethingbytheBeachBoys.

TheWestCoasthasthesunshineAndthegirlsallgetsotannedIdigaFrenchbikinionHawaiianIslandDollsbyapalmtreeinthesand

IbeenallaroundthisgreatbigworldAndIseenallkindofgirlsYeah,butIcouldn’twaittogetbackintheStatesBacktothecutestgirlsintheworld

IwishtheyallcouldbeCaliforniagirlsIwishtheyallcouldbeCaliforniagirls

CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromWill

Thishasbeenfun,butmythroathurts,andIneedtogotobed.SojustaquickshoutouttoLily,Arthur,andSabriel.Hopeyou’rehavingfunwatching.

CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromElaine

I’mworriedaboutFaye.ItseemslikethiswholefightbusinessisgeUngtoher.

CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromFaye

Can’tthisbeanormalBachelorChallengewithoutsomeoneoutformyblood?

Flir;ng;me!

Today,Lilahacceptsherflirt.Thankgoodness.Iwasworriedabouther.

“Um…yourboobslookbiggertodaythantheywereyesterday.Ilikeit.”

Sara’snext.Willishisusualcharmingself.LikewithLilah,hedoesn’tseemtorealizewhereSara’seyesare.

“Yes,Iwashavingsometroublefiguringoutwhereyoureyesare…butthey’reupthere.Andyouareverycute.”

“Lulu,Ithinkyou’relookingespeciallypreRytoday.”

“Really?”

“Ofcourse!”

AWWWWWWWshyflirts.

“Soyoudolikeme?”

“OfcourseIdo!”

“Good.”

Fayeacceptsherfirstflirt,butherheartdoesn’tseemtobeinit.

“So,Iwaswondering…”

“No!”Fayethrewherhandsup.

“What?What’sgoingon?”

“I’msickofallthisfigh;ng,”Fayesaid.“LilahandIhavebeenateachother’sthroatseversincewefirstgottothehouse.IfI’mjustgoingtobeslappingandge[ngslapped,Idon’twanttobehere.Youseemlikeagoodguy,butit’snotworthit.”

Willdidn’tknowwhattosay.“Iwantyoutostay,”hesaid,“butIknowI’dhatealltheslapping,too.So…letmeknowifyouchangeyourmind…okay?”

“Iwill.”

Whyisitthatit’salwaysElaine’sturnrightaPersomeonerejectsaflirt?

Anyway,she’snotgoingtorejecthers.Wehaveourfirstcrushheartsofthechallenge.

It’sreallynicetoseeElainelookingsohappy.

Meanwhile:

“Congratula;onsonfigh;ngFaye!”

“Whyareyoucongratula;ngme?Ilost.”

Well,youseemtohaveaccomplishedthebroaderobjec;veofge[ngheroutofthecompe;;on.MaybeLulu’sjustadmiringyourtac;cs.

WillwasjustaskingLuluhowhermorningwasgoingandlisteningtohertalkaboutplayingcatchwithLilahwhenshewalkedin:

“IDEMANDAREMATCH.”

“TOUGHCOOKIES.IWON.Andthere’snotgoingtobearematch.”

Theconversa;onsoonturnedtoadiscussionofFaye’shotness.Eventhestraightestgirlintheroomthinksshe’shot.

Butnoonrolledaroundwhiletheyweres;llea;nglunch,andFayegotuptoleave.

“AreyousureIcan’tconvinceyoutostay?”

“Yes.”

“But…you’rehot.”

Day3scores:

Elaine:130(97/33,friends,crushes)Lulu:71(48/23)Lilah:64(39/25)Sara:59(39/20)Faye:48(30/18)

“YAYI’MSOGLADTOBEDONEWITHKARAOKETHATIJUSTTHREWMYARMTHROUGHTHEWINDOW!”

Musiccredits:+“LikeAVirgin”–Madonna+“Don’tStopBelieving”–Journey+“That’sHowYouKnow”–Enchanted+“ShortSkirtLongJacket”–Cake+“CaliforniaGirls”–TheBeachboys

HappySimming!