will bc day3
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WelcometoDay3ofWillStark’sBachelorChallenge!
Last;me,Mariellewaseliminated.Everyonerejoiced.Also,Lilahrejectedaflirt,provingonceandforallthatthisisBizarroWorld.
TimefortheNoMoreMarielleSmustle.Sadly,nooneinthishouseknowshowtosmustle,butthesen;mentiswhatcounts.
“Butitwouldhavebeennicetoyellatherandgiveheragoodslapping,”Sabrielconcluded.“I’mkindofsadIdidn’tgettodothat.”
“Youcanpunishherlater,aPerthechallengeisdone,”LilyinformedSabriel.
“YAY!”Shestarteddancingagain.
“Butwhatdowedonow?”Arthurasked.
“SitdownandwatchlikegoodliRleSims?”Lilysuggested.
“Hahaha,no.”
“Butweshouldtakeadvantageoflivingsomewherewithnorestric;ons,”Arthursaid.“Whatdoyouwantthatyoucan’thavebackhome?”
“ElectronicEntertainmentCos;ngAtLeast$1500.”
“YAY!”
“FortuneSims.Soeasilyamused.”
“Easilyamused?You’rethePleasureSimfreestylingfor;ps.”
“Andyournewpain;ngishanginginmidair.”
“Yeah.Also,whyaren’twecausinganytrouble?”
“Wewill.”OnceArthurgotupthecouragetosuggesthisplantoSabriel,thatwas.
Yes,youcanhashottub;me.Thatis,ifyournameisFaye,Lulu,orElaine.
ElaineandFayewouldbothliketoskiptothekissing.
Thankfully,Willisawarethathecan’tactuallyflirtwithanyofthemrightnowwithoutmassiveboingingnoisesandge[ngslappedandthought‐flamedthroughoutthechallenge.HelimitsthingstosplashingElaine.
“Hello?I’mhere.Canwetalkaboutsomethingotherthankissing?I’mdefinitelylookingforwardtoit,butthat’snotun;lthemorningaPernext.”
*pause*
ElaineandFaye:KISSINGKISSINGKISSINGKISSING.
“Okay,maybeweshouldtalkaboutsomethingelse.Fornow.”
*preparesstalkingstrategyforimmediatelyaPerthehottub*
Fornow,we’llcheckinonthebacheloreReswhomissedthetub.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromSara
Iwantasculpture.MyFortuneSim,letmeshowyouit.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLilah
Can’t…stalk…Faye…
Willcameupwithatopic:“Favoritevaca;ondes;na;on:Takemizu,ThreeLakes,orTwikkii?Go.”
“Howcome?”
“Well,maybeIwanttodecidewheretogohoneymooning.”
“Oooooooo.”
“IlikeTwikkiiIsland,”Elainesaid.“Mymomusedtohaveabeachhousethere.”
“Metoo,”Luluanswered.“Nodoubtaboutit.Lotsofsunandlotsoffun.”
“Soundslikeit’salmostaconsensus,”Willsaid.“Ican’targuewitheternalsummeronebitaPerlivingineternalwinter.Whataboutyou,Faye?”
“Hmm?Yeah,Twikkii,”shesaidbeforegoingbacktoherconversa;onwithLuluaboutwork.
APerthat,theconversa;onturnedtolife;mewants.Theyquicklydiscoveredthatinthisneighborhood,FayewastheonlyoneinthehousewithacareerLTW(Visionary).Luluwanted20Lovers,andWillandElainewanted20WooHoos.
Elainewillbege[ngareroll.That’snotverySqueakyClean.
ButtheyhadtogetoutofthehottubsoonaPer.ARemptsatstalkingcommenced.ElaineandFayebothaRemptedtoflirtwithWillinfrontofeachotherandLulu.Ididnotfeellikeins;ga;ngaslapfest,soallaRemptsatroman;cinterac;onsinfrontofotherbacheloreResimmediatelygotnixed.
Asdemonstratedhere,Elainefinallymanagedtochooseaplatonicac;vity.
Lilah’saspira;onistanking.Shehasn’twoohooedwithanyoneinthreedays.Maybeshejustrealizedshe’ss;llavirgininthishood.
ShegoesoutsidetotakeitoutonFaye,andwehaveourfirstofficialfight.
Lilahisprobablyusingthisasanexcusetocopafeel.
ButFayeul;matelycomesoutahead.
“Girlsarefigh;ng?Overme?”
No,Idon’tthinkso.
“I’msurprisedyou’replayingcatchwithme.Itdoesn’tseemlikesomethingthat’dbepartofyouroverallstalkingstrategy.”
“I’vegottofindsomethingtodowhenthebachelorhasonlytwoac;vepointsandhastohavehiseveningcoffee.”
CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLulu
[email protected]’vesBllgotachanceaCerall!
She’sdefinitelysteppingupherstalkinggame.
“Congratula;onsonbeinghot!”
“Thanks.CanIpeenow?”
Dinner;me:Ghoooooooosts.
“Hey,where’sLilah?”
Losinginterest,apparently.
However,thefactthatshe’sinthegamesroommeansthatshe’sfirstforone‐on‐onedates.
*cranksuptheironylevelto11*
ImadeitthroughthewildernessSomehowImadeitthroughIdidn’tknowhowlostIwasUnBlIfoundyou
Iwasbeat,incompleteI’dbeenhad,IwassadandblueButyoumademefeelYeah,youmademefeelShinyandnew
LikeavirginTouchedfortheveryfirstBmeLikeavirginWhenyourheartbeatsNexttomine
WillandLuluwindupsingingaclassic.
SomewillwinSomewillloseSomewereborntosingthebluesOh,themovieneverendsItgoesonandonandonandon
StrangerswaiBngUpanddowntheboulevardTheirshadowssearchinginthenightStreetlightpeopleLivingjusttofindemoBonHidingsomewhereinthenight
Don’tstopbelievingHoldontothatfeelingStreetlightpeopleDon’tstop‐‐
Yep.He’shot.
NoonewillbesurprisedthatElaineissingingthis:
Howdoessheknowyouloveher?Howdoessheknowshe’syours?
It’snotenoughtotaketheoneyouloveforgrantedYoumustremindher,orshe’llbeinclinedtosayHowdoIknowhelovesme?HowdoIknowhe’smine?
Well,doesheleaveali@lenotetotellyouyouareonhismind?Sendyouyellowflowerswhentheskyisgray?He’llfindanewwaytoshowyouali@lebiteverydayThat’showyouknowThat’showyouknowhe’syourlove
Perhapsit’sthetalkofclothingandbadasserythatmakesthissongappropriate:
IwantagirlwithamindlikeadiamondIwantagirlwhoknowswhat’sbestIwantagirlwithshoesthatcutandeyesthatburnlikecigare@es
IwantagirlwiththerightallocaBonsWho’sfast,andthorough,andsharpasatackShe’splayingwithherjewelryShe’spuUngupherhairShe’stouringthefacilityandpickingupslack
Iwantagirlwithashortskirtandalongjacket
IthinkSararequiressomethingbytheBeachBoys.
TheWestCoasthasthesunshineAndthegirlsallgetsotannedIdigaFrenchbikinionHawaiianIslandDollsbyapalmtreeinthesand
IbeenallaroundthisgreatbigworldAndIseenallkindofgirlsYeah,butIcouldn’twaittogetbackintheStatesBacktothecutestgirlsintheworld
IwishtheyallcouldbeCaliforniagirlsIwishtheyallcouldbeCaliforniagirls
CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromWill
Thishasbeenfun,butmythroathurts,andIneedtogotobed.SojustaquickshoutouttoLily,Arthur,andSabriel.Hopeyou’rehavingfunwatching.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromElaine
I’mworriedaboutFaye.ItseemslikethiswholefightbusinessisgeUngtoher.
CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromFaye
Can’tthisbeanormalBachelorChallengewithoutsomeoneoutformyblood?
Flir;ng;me!
Today,Lilahacceptsherflirt.Thankgoodness.Iwasworriedabouther.
“Um…yourboobslookbiggertodaythantheywereyesterday.Ilikeit.”
Sara’snext.Willishisusualcharmingself.LikewithLilah,hedoesn’tseemtorealizewhereSara’seyesare.
“Yes,Iwashavingsometroublefiguringoutwhereyoureyesare…butthey’reupthere.Andyouareverycute.”
“Lulu,Ithinkyou’relookingespeciallypreRytoday.”
“Really?”
“Ofcourse!”
AWWWWWWWshyflirts.
“Soyoudolikeme?”
“OfcourseIdo!”
“Good.”
Fayeacceptsherfirstflirt,butherheartdoesn’tseemtobeinit.
“So,Iwaswondering…”
“No!”Fayethrewherhandsup.
“What?What’sgoingon?”
“I’msickofallthisfigh;ng,”Fayesaid.“LilahandIhavebeenateachother’sthroatseversincewefirstgottothehouse.IfI’mjustgoingtobeslappingandge[ngslapped,Idon’twanttobehere.Youseemlikeagoodguy,butit’snotworthit.”
Willdidn’tknowwhattosay.“Iwantyoutostay,”hesaid,“butIknowI’dhatealltheslapping,too.So…letmeknowifyouchangeyourmind…okay?”
“Iwill.”
Whyisitthatit’salwaysElaine’sturnrightaPersomeonerejectsaflirt?
Anyway,she’snotgoingtorejecthers.Wehaveourfirstcrushheartsofthechallenge.
It’sreallynicetoseeElainelookingsohappy.
Meanwhile:
“Congratula;onsonfigh;ngFaye!”
“Whyareyoucongratula;ngme?Ilost.”
Well,youseemtohaveaccomplishedthebroaderobjec;veofge[ngheroutofthecompe;;on.MaybeLulu’sjustadmiringyourtac;cs.
WillwasjustaskingLuluhowhermorningwasgoingandlisteningtohertalkaboutplayingcatchwithLilahwhenshewalkedin:
“IDEMANDAREMATCH.”
“TOUGHCOOKIES.IWON.Andthere’snotgoingtobearematch.”
Theconversa;onsoonturnedtoadiscussionofFaye’shotness.Eventhestraightestgirlintheroomthinksshe’shot.
Butnoonrolledaroundwhiletheyweres;llea;nglunch,andFayegotuptoleave.
“AreyousureIcan’tconvinceyoutostay?”
“Yes.”
“But…you’rehot.”
Day3scores:
Elaine:130(97/33,friends,crushes)Lulu:71(48/23)Lilah:64(39/25)Sara:59(39/20)Faye:48(30/18)
“YAYI’MSOGLADTOBEDONEWITHKARAOKETHATIJUSTTHREWMYARMTHROUGHTHEWINDOW!”
Musiccredits:+“LikeAVirgin”–Madonna+“Don’tStopBelieving”–Journey+“That’sHowYouKnow”–Enchanted+“ShortSkirtLongJacket”–Cake+“CaliforniaGirls”–TheBeachboys
HappySimming!