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Vol. XLVIII, No. 32

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UBC senate has unanimously passed Dean Denis Healy'snew arts program.

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0, 'TIS BUT the end of the world! The day has come when fees are due but pay the mnow I cannot do. So thinketh sad maiden as deadline date for fee payment arrives .Students late in paying second term fees will pay an additional fine.

The program, proposed byHealy last fall, has thus passe dits last hurdle to implementa-tion .

The senate agreed last monthto allow the setting up of apilot project of the new pro-gram .

Healy introduced the pro-gram early last fall when it in-cluded the abandonment of de-partmental divisions in thehumanities and social science sfor first and second year stu-dents.

"We want to introduce stu-dents in the most desirable wayto university study ." he said.

Healy then called for opin-ions of a good cross-section ofthe student body in order tostudy the plan.

In November, UBC professorsvoted 155 to 84 in favor of thearts revisions.

The program will consist of120-student sections of Arts 1 ,each led by six instructors.

Arts will mean the broa dstudy of humanities and socialsciences.

It will also include an inten-sive study of languages, mathe-matics, and sciences .

Arts 1, as it will be called,will also consist of 240 stu-dents who have volunteeredfor the program .

Two sections will be forme dwith six instructors for each .

Each student will choose anArts 1 course, five hours a

HEALEY. . . . go ahead

week, and one other course.

Six members of the faculty o farts are now working on theprogram and hope to have itcompleted by April for the be -ginning of the fall term .

"By setting up the pilot pro-ject we hope to introduce thearts program slowly so as todo it properly," said Healy.

"We want to know what w eare doing in new Arts 1," hesaid.

Among those opposing theplan was classics head MalcolmMcGregor, who said : "I am notin sympathy with the plan anddo not think it is education . "

Residents rat on ratty St. Mark's

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Poison packs fatal kick for UBC rat .

By NORMAN GIDNE Y

Rats are prowling St.Mark's College .

Residents say they've seenas many as fifteen rats run-ning across the lawn.

"We've h a d everythingfrom racoons to owls but therats are too much," said St.Mark's resident Doug Kasian ,science 3 .

Kasian said residents triedhunting the rats in the busharound St. Mark's but wereunsuccessful.

"There's a big network ofburrows in the bush," he said .

"Other than the janitor set-ting out traps, nothing's beendone," said Phil Barre,science 1 . "We've checked thetraps ourselves—they're notworking very well. "

One rat has been poisonedby the traps . The rat, eigh tinches long, was described asquite small by the residents .

"It's probably a baby," sai dBarre. The rat was coveredwith brown fur and had beendead for a long time.

Joe Truscott, science 2, sug-

gested cooks at St. Mark's arecatching the rats and puttin gthem in the soup .

Antoinette Stephen, secre-tary at St. Mark's, • said th erat situation is revolting .

"The rats are quite big,"she said. "They run up thetrees and have a wonderfu ltime . "

Miss Stephen said the ratswere attracted by rubbishthrown out of the students 'windows and garbage cans. atthe back of the building .

"If the students were tidierI'm sure there would be few-er rats. This must happenaround the other colleges ,too," she said .

Don Murray, arts 4, said:"I've seen lets of them bu tI don't know what attracts

them . "

This reporter saw one . deadrat, three live ones and sev-eral holes burrowed under

the building .

"We'll raise hell pretty

soon," said Kasian, "that ratsare getting too obvious ."

THE UBYSSEY

Friday, January 6, 1967

CUPCONFERENCE ROUNDUP

COMMUNICATIONS EXPANDED

Delegates plan effective student pres sMONTREAL (Staff) — Can-

ada's university newspaper shave approved a five yearplan for a more effective stu-dent press .

The program was produce dat the 29th annual CanadianUniversity Press conferenceheld here Dec. 27 to 30 .

More than 200 delegatesfrom 50 university and col-lege newspapers across Can-ada met at Sir George Wil-liams University to discussCUP's future .

Legislation was approvedfor :

• doubling of CUP office

budget for 1967-68 news andfeatures service s

• appointment of a fieldsecretary to spend the yearvisiting CUP member paperswho request assistanc e

• a telex system linkingCUP's national office in Ot-tawa to its 50 member s

• expansion of CUP sports ,photo and internal communi-cation services

• larger national office an dpay boosts for CUP full-tim estaffers in Ottawa .

Delegates also approved anew fee structure generating$21,000 for an expanded CUP .

The formula does away withassociate (non-voting) mem-

bers. Members pay on the fol-lowing scale :

• papers publishing lessone issue a week on a campuswith less than 3,000 popula-tion — $15 0

• papers publishing at leas tweekly with 3,000-7,000 cam-pus population — $310 0

• papers publishing weekl yor more with over 7 ; 0.00 popu -lation — $500

• papers publishing morethan once a week, over 7,00 0campus population — $700 .

(Under the new formula,The Ubyssey pays $700 . )

CUP's present executivewas also mandated to enternegotiations with a Toront ofirm to establish a nationa ladvertising co-operative .

The co-operative sets up anagency acting on behalf ofmember papers to solicit na-tional or international adver-tising companies . CUP will geta percentage rakeoff fromthese ads .

CUP delegates condemnedrestrictions on liquor advertis-ing and voted to send copie sof this resolution to liquormanufacturers and govern -

ments or university admini-strations prohibiting such ad-vertisements .

The Ryersonian Polytechni-cal Institute lab newspaperwas re-admitted after a one-year suspension to full mem-bership . Delegates voted 14-1 3with five abstensions.

A student controlled boar dcurrently administers t h eRyersonian paper, but th eRyerson board of governors isa major contributor to th epaper's budget . The Ryerson-ian is published in conjunctio nwith journalism courses at th einstitute .

Blue Guards swampedwith hate propagand aThe Blue Guard has receive d

.inwanted attention from U.S .extremist groups .

Reactionaries have sent hat eliterature to club presidentAndrew Gates, arts 3, after se-veral American and Canadiannewspapers carried a wire-ser-vice story on the newly-form-ed right wing club .

The club was organized to"strengthen the fibre of ournation, support that Which iswholesome, and oppose thatwhich is false, and to give al-legiance to the monarchy, thetrue church, and the constitu -

AMS planseventlessCentennia l

By JOHN APPLEB YCentennial year is here but

you will never know it at UBC .AMS second vice-presiden t

Carolyn Tate apologized forbeing so vague but said she didnot know of any special plansfor the national fun year as faras the AMS was concerned .

Special events chairmanBrian Plummer said "certainlynot!" — firmly — when askedabout any centennial plans forhis organization .

World University servic echairman Dave Hoye gave theonly positive answer to thehunt for projects .

His group's Share Campaig non Feb . 20-24 sees cooperatio nbetween the University groupand Project 100, an effort ofhigh school students throughou tthe province to supply moneyfor educational purposes in de-veloping nations .

Otherwise the campus has letthe immortal spirit of Sir JohnA. and all the other fathers ,mothers,, brothers, sisters, sonsand daughters of Confederationlie .

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"I'm sickened by this litera-ture," said Gates . "We want toprovide tongue-in-cheek oppo-sition to radicalism on campus.But this is too serious . We donot want the pendulum toswing that far right . "

He said the most vitrioli chate literature was sent by theSam Adams Committee forPublic Safety, dedicated to the"reassertion of the politicalfunctioning of the Whitefolk

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ELEVEN NAMES

Presidency still open

"SORRY ABOUT THAT," says 1966 Christmas Carol, whoshould have looked like this after you put her together .Carol, who was cut out to be different this year, couldn' tbare to look at photo department's latest distortion .

STILL ON TOP

Ubyssey recordsrecord sixth wi n

We are great at being great .The Ubyssey has bee n

awarded the Canadian Uni-versity Press top prize for anunprecedented sixth consecu-tive year at the 29th nationa lCUP conference in Montreal .

The Southam trophy, forgeneral excellence in news-papers that appear more thanonce weekly, was handed toeditor John Kelsey by CU Phonorary president Laurie rLaPierre.

The Ubyssey also copped theOttawa Journal trophy forgeneral excellence in cartoonsand was runner-up for theMontreal Star Trophy for gen-eral excellence in news pho-tography .

Professional newspaper menjudge campus newspapers inCUP and award trophies forexcellence in eight categories .

Runners-up in The Ubyssey' scategory were University ofAlberta's Gateway and theUniversity of Toronto's Var-sity.

The Jacques Bureau Trophyfor general excellence in aweekly paper went to Mc-Master University The Silhou-ette . Second and third prizes

Speculations and rumors arerunning rampant among camp -us staff and Vancouver papersover who is going to be UBC'snext president.

Two downtown newspaperspublished speculative storieson Wednesday a n d sewer ,carpenter, and paint shopworkers on campus gave TheUbyssey their views on Thurs-day .

The morning paper gave sixpossibilities as strong contend-ers for the job president JohnMacdonald will vacate July 1 .

They suggested the leadingcontender is probably dean ofapplied science William Arm-strong. At 52 he is the young-est "candidate. "

Second possibility may beDr. James Deutsch . He wasfarmer head of UBC's econom-ics department and is nowchairman of the EconomicCouncil of Canada .

The paper also claimed agroup on campus is trying t ointerest Canadian - born econ-omist, John Galbraith.

Dr. Neil Perry, B .C.'s deputyminister of education is sug-gegsted as a possible contender .

A "dark horse" possibilitymay be University of Nevadapresident, Dr. Charles Arm-strong .

The paper claimed his visitto UBC in January to lecture"may be more than coinci-dental ."

The downtown afternoonpaper gave special mention todean of graduate studies atUBC, Dr. Patrick McTaggart -Cowan and ignored most otherrumored candidates .

McTaggart-Cowan receivedthe support of the Brock Hal ldietitian .

"I think he is a fine manand would do reasonably wel las an administrator," she said .

Applied science dean Wil-liam Armstrong was also men-tioned .

Secondary mention goes to :UBC academic planner an d

economic professor Dr. Rober tClark.

Dr. Donald Ivey, principal

UBC studentcharged inloan fraud

The first charge at UBC ofcheating on the Canada Stu -dent Loans Act has been laidby campus RCMP .

No trial date for the chargehas yet been set by the UB Cpolice magistrate ,

Charged is Albert Franci sRamey, 31, a laborer and for-mer UBC student.

It is alleged he obtained a$1,000 loan by making a falsestatement under the act .

RCMP said they could notdisclose the nature of the fals estatement or any further de-tails because the case involvesa federal statute .

Student affairs dean Walte rGage, who is in charge ofloans and scholarships, said h ehad no knowledge of the cas eand that it is a matter for fed-eral authorities .

Maximum fine upon convic-tion is $1,000 .

of New College, University ofToronto .

Long-shots named are :Deutsch, Galbraith, Perry, andMcCreary .

UBC employees also ha dtheir suggestions .

Secretary of the buildingsand grounds office claimed ex -prime minister of CanadaJohn Diefenbaker would fil lthe position .

A representative of t h ecampus carpenters would no tcomment until he had "serious-ly thought out the matter . "

The consensus i n UBC'spaint shop was for Perry.

"But I can't remember any

heated discussion of the topic,"

said their spokesman .

A source in the locksmith

shop claimed the president's

door should be unlocked only

to a Canadian .

The UBC underground, bet-ter known as the sewer de-partment, said they could notcomment at this time due tolack of understanding of thewhole question .

Members of UBC's board of

governors were unavailable

for comment . It was suggeste d

that they were in session to

discuss possible candidates fo r

the presidency.

went to University of West-ern Ontario Gazette and theDalhousie Gazette .

The University of TorontoVarsity won the V i c t o r i aTimes Trophy for the best sup-plement section.

Sheaf chiefnow CUP pre s

MONTREAL (Staff) — Cana-dain University Press electedits first female president at the29th annual CUP conferencein Montreal .

Lib Spry, editor-in-chief ofthe University of Saskatche-wan Sheaf, was elected to thepost by 37 campus newspapereditors .

She defeated University ofWestern Ontario Gazette editorJim Schaefer .

A third year drama major,Miss Spry begins her ninemonth term in Ottawa July 15 .She will appoint a four-manoffice staff.

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PROPHECIES

BY GABOR MATE

Published Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays throughout the university yea rby the Alma Mater Society of the University of B .C . Editorial opinions arethe editor's and not of the AMS or the university . Member, CanadianUniversity Press . Founding member, Pacific Student Press . Authorise dsecond class mail by Post Office Department, Ottawa, and for payment ofpostage in cash .The Ubyssey publishes Page Friday, a weekly commentary and review.

City editor, 224-3916. Other calls, 224-3242 : editor, local 25; photo, Pag eFriday, loc . 24; features, sports, loc . 23 ; advertising, loc . 26 . Night calls,

731-7019 .Winner Canadian University Press Trophies for genera l

excellence and editorial cartoons .

JANUARY 6, 1967secs sea

Memo to world:The Ubyssey, which never praises anybody and

never gets praised itself, today breaks both rules, crowa lot and feel good.

Last week, we won Canadian University Press' sSoutham Trophy for general excellence among uni-versity newspapers publishing more than once weekly.We also won CUP's Ottawa Journal trophy for editorialcartooning and placed second for the Montreal Sta rNews Photography award .

We're great and we know it.Since the only lollipop a newspaper has is a byline ,

we all get bylines in big black type .You should note well some of the names—you almost

never see them atop stories, but they're a lot of th ereason for our greatness :

You should especially note people like Carol Wilson ,Richard Blair, Pat Hrushowy, Al Birnie and a hal fdozen other nearly nameless technicians and artists whopolish reporters ' prose into English, write headlines ,layout pages, read proofs, and finally finish at theprinters around 1 a.m. three nights a week.

But you should notice all the others, too, the cartoon-ists and the reporters, the sportswriters, photographersand critics and the admen and printers. They are morethan a collection of students, they're a team that ca nstart working at noon and finish just thirteen hours late rwith twenty-four full pages of type and pictures.

And note that university stuff . That means everyUbyssey staffer is also a student who attends classe sand leads some kind of normal life. As well as working5 or 10 or 60 hours a week for The Ubyssey .

So all of that is why we look like the narcissist' snightmare today. A good chance to crow is the onlypay we get for all of our beautiful and excellent labors .

EDITORS:Richard Blai rDanny StoffmanClaudia GwinnSue GransbyPat HrushowyKurt Hilger

REPORTERS :Boni LeeDave CursonsJoan FogartyVal ThomMary UssnerVal ZukerDick LongJim MaddinRed Maxwel lArden Ostrande rNorman GidneyMurray McMillanBo HansenJohn ApplebyKris EmmettTony HodgeMike JessenRick Shaw

PHOTO :Don KyddAl HarveyJohn Tilley

CARTOONISTS:Gordon FiddlerJudy Hirt

PAGE FRIDAY:Claudia WienerRoy StarrsKen LivingstonChristiana EppPeter Lincoln

PRINTERS :Wayne McDonaldGary Davi dTom Cumming

John KelseyCarol WilsonPowell HargraveRosemary HymanBert HillTom Morris

Larry BurnsCharlotte HaireJill GreenKathy HydePat LidkeaAngela OtthoRon SimmerCook HrushowyAnn BishopKathryn KeateRod WilczakKathi HarknessMaria Giardin iDerreck BlackieAl BirnieGabor MateDiane Fillmore

Dennis GansDerrek WebbChris Blake

Rae MosterLynne DeCewAl Wiggin

Judy BingArnold SabaBob CruiseSue RichterNelson MillerStephen Scobie

Jack HillDoug MilneEarl' Lowry,Jim Pollock

Days, nights to remainHappy New Year, World !A limperick :

A university once lackeda president,But all would-be presi-

dents were too hesitant.So they went and askedMac ,"Why don't you comeback?"

. . ."Not while on earthWAC is resident!"

Astrology :

The papers have been de-voting much space to the pre-dictions of astrologers for thecoming year. As no news ser-vice has called to ask us ofour predictions, we feel dutybound to reveal our prognos-tications to the world .

We predict approximatelyfifty-two weeks this year, andprobably three hundred andsixty-five days . There will b etwenty-four hours in most ofthese days, and there will be

CongratulationsEditor, The Ubyssey :

Well, you have done itagain. The Southam Trophyfor the unprecedented sixthstraight year is an accom-plishment of which you canjustly be proud . The excel-lent layout, creative writin gand hard work consistentlyexemplified by yourself andyour staff deserve heartiestcongratulations.

PETER R. BRAUND .President,Alma Mater Society

AppallingEditor, The Ubyssey:

How do they expect us t owrite an examination underthese appalling conditions? Ispeak of an exam where it isthe custom to race with tim e—one and a half hours . Sevenhundred of us walked int othe Armouries and found adesk. There were murmur sabout correct section num-bers around us but nothingwas announced, so we beginwriting — those who have

darkness at night as opposed

to daylight when the sun is

shining .

Centennial bunk, etc. :The new year was greeted

by a page-size message fromRothman's cigarettes in everymajor Canadian paper . "I ama Canadian," declared the ad."I come from the Old World,etc., I have crossed moun-tains, etc ., I have workedhard, etc ., I am proud to be aCanadian, etc ." What the adforgot to say was, "And fur-thermore am owned by aforeign company." Or is thatnot right, Rothman's, baby ?

A contemporary fairy tale :Cinderella worked ver y

hard for her cruel stepmotherand ugly stepsisters who beatand cursed her incessantly.The poor girl was overjoyedtherefore when the Gay Fairygave her beautiful clothes forthe royal ball. "But," said the

pencils, I mean.Many desks had been ne-

glected the special magneticIBM pencil . We wait twominutes, then, until a profes-sor sees our arms waving inthe distance . We begin in astate of annoyance .

Twenty minutes later, themurmur of section numberhas become a general alarm .The instructors must haveour attention . "Have you th ecorrect exam with your sec-tion number on it? "

Evidently there are differ-ent exams for each section ,but not many of us knewthis . There were no signs orarrows as we entered . At lastan instruction is printed onthe blackboard at the front .Professors then proceed fromdesk to desk to double check .

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Richard BlairNews

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Gay Fairy, " you must leavebefore midnight, or somethingterrible will happen."

Cinderella was the queenof the ball . The prince hadeyes for no one but her . Soit happened that when mid-night came, Cinderella wasstill in the prince's arms .When she heard the clockstrike twelve, she becam efrightened and left in sucha hurry that she left her pan-

ties behind."Take these," the princ e

commanded his royal officernext morning, "and bring methe girl that fits them . Shewill be my . wife. I havespoken . "

Five minutes later the of-ficer was back. "They fit thevery first girl we tried, yourmajesty," he announced as heushered in a two - hundredpound washerwoman .

Moral: Do not wear stretch-

panties to the royal ball.

All this goes oh after we had

answered at least f i f tee n

questions.I, for one, was writing th e

wrong exam. I waited untilthey exchanged my questionsheet, but then a new answersheet was needed. Well, theyhad run out. Could I pleaseerase my old one and use itagain?

For those who did havethe correct section number ,and were trying to concen-trate, they had to contendwith all this confusion andtalking around them. Talkabout nerve wracking; to saynothing of the exam itself,which was more a test ofour ability to wade throughthe trickery of the question

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"Who do we have here,By PETER LIGHT

Peter Light, a part-tim eUBC student, writes this bi tof cheer about jails an dcops. Light says the piecegrew` out of his being jaile dfor peace and civil rightsactivities in London, Eng-land; Albany, Georgia ;Montreal ; Burnaby; andmost recently on a charg eof marijuana possession i nVancouver.

"Who do we have here,Jesus Christ himself? "

I'm waiting to be booked .My hair is long, I have abeard. The young cop looksagain. "Jail, that's the onl yplace for him ."

Only a very few cops aresadists who slug p e o p l ewhose looks they don't like .Some, despite the systemthey operate in, display gen-uine humanity . But I believemost at one time or anotherinsult, humiliate and abuseprisoners.

The Vancouver City jail ,and thousands of other jailsin North America and prob-ably in most countries, canbe and are jungles, placesof real horror, chamberswhere physical and mental

torture is laughingly metedout to anyone certain cop stake a dislike to, or anyonewho resists any part of th earrest and jail process in an yway. I know. I've seen it .I've heard it . And I've ex-perienced it .

We're wait-ing to be book -ed. 10 p.m .They hav eo u r bodies ,but we don'tlet them haveour minds.We try to be

Light joyful. Lovingto each other and them .Polite at all times. We smile .But it's hard .

We smile, but I feel sick .We haven't even beencharged. But we are guilty .

"Name?" "Peter Light . ""Address?" I give it .

"Where were you born?""Vancouver ." "When? ""Feb. 27, 1943 ." "Any prev-ious convictions?" "Excuseme, sir, but isn't it my rightnot to answer any mor equestions until I see my law-yer?"

He looks at me: "You

don't have to answer f k-all if you want to spend therest of your life in the bull-pen. You have to answereverything on this form. "

I say I didn't think tha tthat was the case . He looksat me hard, says quietly ,"You don't have to answera thing." I don't. He notesm y possessions, move saround the desk, sees theelevator is ready and wait-ing, tells me to come .

"I'd like to sign for mypossessions first, sir." Helunges across at me, swear-ing and cursing, red face ,god how he hates me, grabsme by the front of my shirt ,throws me into the elevator .Door shuts . "I've just beenwaiting for you," he snarlsbetween a stream of invec-tive .

He pushes me out at thefifth floor . Usual exchangeof anti-life hate words be-tween the man who some-how despises me, and ayoung cop who moves t omeet us . Heavy all-steel doorpulled open . "Get your god-damn shoes off and get in ,you bastard ." I, resigned

and sad, start to comply ."Take all your f g

clothes off . Strip naked. "I'm surprised. Can't believeit . "All of them?" I stupidlyask. "You heard. All ofthem." I start to undress .Take off my coat. Start un-buttoning my shirt. "I saidtake off your clothes . "

I'm pushed in, socks stil lon . Door slams. Cell is tallenough to stand, but notlong enough to lie down,even corner to corner . It i sabout four by five feet .

Water (or is it urine ?Can't smell too well .) cover shalf the floor. Everything i sconcrete. One bare bulb. Isit on the floor, try to stopthe blood with socks . Doesn' twork. Lie on back, kneesup, head jammed in corner ,tipped way back. Still doesnot stop . Blood drips allover my body.

Young cop peers throughsmall, dirty window . Thedoor opens, and he standsthere staring. "Aren't you agod-damn sight!" I knowwhat he means, but I say ,"Yeh, well, I guess with abloody nose like this, I am . "

"That's not what I meant . "

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Night falls on hard day of Beatle s

By ARNOLD SAB AThe rumors have it — and they are being hotly

lenied—that The End is coming . The End? of theBeatles .

Sad to say, the Beatles soon may be going thei rseparate ways, to explore their talents individually .And when that happens, the era's end will beofficially marked .

The era is dying, the old giveth place to thenew. The revolution is successfully over, thegeneration is no longer the youngest . If there i sany man among us who does not feel some senti-mental clutch at his throat, let him speak now .

It really is social history now one can spea kof it as irrevocably in the past . Four boys fromLiverpool, shouting it up, crazy looking. It in-filtrated your consciousness . When was the firsttime you heard the Beatles?

They were not so crazy — eventually ever yone had to admit . They had something there . Notjust their personality, their wit, their magnetism .They WERE something .

Can one understand the Beatles without seein gthe Beatle country? It is the industrial north ofEngland, the Black Country. A poor, stunted,dirty, very plain looking, ordinary working classarea . And working class means cloth cap, blockhouses, canals, all very predictable.

Yet it is not oppressive . The people are happy—exuberant, even . They are wry . There's a drivinglife in the an unnerving competence, a genius ofself-being. And they know themselves .

So the Beatles arose, almost an historical in-

evitability . Their traits can be called typical,although there is no denying that there was talentin their usage of them. And they sang and laughed.So did everyone .

Their music was teen-age music, reflecting an dportraying in mundane language the life, mostlyromantic life, of the teen-agers they knew, an donce were. Not fancy, but real . Listen to it again— you won't believe it now, not after "ElenorRigby" . But their plain songs, like the plain northcountry, hold a genius of self-being .

Like all boys they went to 'London . What theydid was just the beginning; it mushroomed . First,it was ft sprouting of generations of supposednorthland talent, but it did not stop . A life grewup around it — the Mods, all the cool new moral-ists, a hip, smart world .

The Thing was a changing of the old order.Freedom. Inventiveness . The arts — the artssprang into everyone's life with a vengeance . Newfashions, new music, new painting, new writing—Pop. And in the middle, still whirling, were th efour smiling boys who started it all, who broughtthe Liverpool wit to town and gave their wit someLondon class . A happy blend .

And that was the revolution . On and on it went,as if there could never be an end, as if thingswould keep changing forever, changing into th eperpetual standstill of the swinging .

But revolutions must eventually stop . Thingshave changed now, there is no more changing t obe done . Things must go on .

The revolutionaries move on to see what else

they can find. The Beatles were the revolutionsound; they spread it across the breadth of theworld .

The next step is to find its depth . People arefree, art is free, life is free . See what lies withinthe new worlds opened . A post-revolution soundis now exploring within the new worlds .

The Beatles do this, too . They are sophisticate dnow, socially and artistically . And although theywill never cease to be influenced by their back-grounds, the New World is their present milieu .

The old order dies hard . Now everyone wantsto swing forever. But the generation gets older. . . not meaning they lose all they have gained ,but they must move on .

This is not a sad change, because it changesnothing, really . It is just the first realization . forthe generation that time flows along and carriesthem with it . You're not the budding youth for-ever .

No the generation must accept responsibilityfor what it has created . To deny its promise wouldbe hypocritical .

The Beatles will someday be breaking up. Theywere symbols . That 's all. Confidence-inspiringfigureheads .

"I suppose we've got to go on being the fourmop-tops," says John Lennon . There is an air ofresignation in that . The fun of being Beatles isgone. They want to seek new horizons . That's asymbol too .

The summer of our era is over, and suddenly—don't you somehow feel a little older?

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The towels don't help ,though, and my nose bleed sfor about an hour and a half.I try to sleep, because it's agood defense . But it's toocold. I'm in here two and ahalf or three hours, I guess .

Through the key-holeanother prisoner sees twocops hold on to a strugglingdrunk and knock him outwith two simultaneous blowsto the chin. It happens allthe time. And this is onlyone jail in one city : Van-couver .

I experience other partsof the jail later that nightand the next day. The canshave no seats . You sit oncold porcelain , your hind-end in the water . One drunktank has 12 bunks—no mat-tresses, no covers, just sheetsof metal with holes inthem. By morning, there are25 men here . They sleep onthe floor, some in the toiletarea. The food is real slop .Battered tin cups burn yourhands and lips . Can't seethrough the dirty windows .Drab grey everywhere.

The most terrifying thingabout a jail experience isthe feeling of being cut offcompletely from life out-side. Only a few steps to thestreet, yet very few peoplewill ever learn what goe son inside. And so the copslive in this little world, andmete out punishment at awhim, almost immune be -cause nobody but other copsare witness to the horrors ,and who disbelieves a cop ?

The solution, however ,does not lie in prosecutingbrutal policemen . If we, th eprisoners in their hands,are to change them, we mustchange ourselves . Punish-ment is never the answer .It will only harden and con-firm the hate and brutality .We must try to recognizethe underlying causes forthe violence all around us,and deal creatively and lov-ingly with it's perpetrators .It is not an easy thing to do .

But those of us in the van -guard for a loving commun-ity must make a supremeeffort to return kindness andunderstanding for hatred ,fear, and ignorance. I don'twant to press charge sagainst the cop who assault-ed me. I'm only doing s oafter great pressure wasexerted on me. I am doingit only to bring to the atten-tion of as many people aspossible the state of affairsas they now exist in, particu-larly, the Vancouver Pub-lic Safety Building, and be-cause as long as such sic kmen are in the police force,hundreds of men will sufferin their hands .

The last thing I want i sfor anyone to be imprisoned.They need help, not a greyjail cell.

On the other hand, littlecan be done while the sys-tem itself, rooted firmly inthe concept of punishment,remains unchanged . It is thesystem which, almost inevit-ably, spawns the violence .

Neither is prison reformthe answer . Reform is toostrong a word to describethe changes I think arenecessary. Penal institution sas they presently exist, mustbe abolished .

I suggest a revolution,and not reform, becausesmall changes, although per-haps good in themselves ,and more immediately pos-sible, tend to lull and ap-pease an offended or "horri-fied" public, aid actuallyprolong the fundamentalchanges that are reallynecessary and desirable. Be -sides, once the total solu-tion is presented, it is easyto see the specific, minorchanges which can takeplace to alleviate somewhatthe misery of a jail exper- ,ience .

Before I consider a totalalternative, two points needto be made . First, I contendthat if society was radicallychanged, very few peoplewould commit acts thatnecessitate putting them inany institution . And it islikely that if p r o f o u n dchanges did occur in thisone area, they would b eonly part of a "revolution"extending into all aspectsof our society .

Second, there are manylaws which should not exist .Being drunk in a publicplace should not be a crime .Drug using, private sexualpractices, abortion, etc.should also not be agains tthe law. It is safe to say thatperhaps one third of thepeople that I have met injail should not have beenapprehended in the firstplace, mainly because theywere doing nobody, exceptperhaps themselves, anyharm.

Now, what of acts, whichare deemed harmful topeople living in our society ?First, let me say this : whatshould be estabilshed incourts beyond a reasonabledoubt is not if an individualdid commit a particularcrime, but whether he is un-likely to commit anothercrime. If it is felt, on all th eavailable research data, tha ta man who committed mur-der once will not do soagain, then he should be re-leased without spending anytime in an institution . If ,on the other hand, it is feltthat an individual is unbal-anced in some way, or cer-tain external circumstancesexist which will make itpossible or likely that hewill commit an anti-peopleact again, then he will haveto be confined in an institu-tion.

The sole raison d'etre forthe existence of these insti-tutions should be (a) to pro-tect people from harmfulindividuals and (b) to helpunfortunates deal creativelywith whatever problemsthey have.

The concept of punish-ment should be non-existent .

I visualize these institu-

tions as small model citie s(or perhaps countries in thatthe setting is rural) . Wives,families, sweethearts andeven good friends of patientsshould be able to move tothese institutions, each col-ony containing differenttypes of sick people. Livingquarters should .be simpleyet comfortable . Recreationand work facilities should beabundant, even more so thanthe outside world. And theplace should be swarmingwith psychologists, psychia-trists, sociologists, commun-ity organizers, humanitar-ians, nonviolent pacifists ,poets, lovers, and, generally ,turned-on people who wantto understand befriend, andhelp .

Guards of some kind will,obviously, be necessary. Butthey, too, and maybe par-ticularly, should be pickedfor their concern for thei rfellow man, have extensivetraining in psychology, an dhave a working knowledgeof nonviolence . Physical re-straint may be necessary inextreme cases .

Prisons are only part ofthe picture of injustice inour society afforded to men -tally and socially disturbedpeople. Profound changesshould take place in otherrelated areas as well . Thesilly game known as ourlegal system should be abol-ished, and a new approachtaken towards working withsick people; being opposedto and sickened by violence,I can't support modern daypolice forces, and refuse t obelieve that this is the bestwe can come up with . Andlaws should not exist —agreements between peopleshould .

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doing private study some-where in the interior ofB.C. He was formerly Ang-lican chaplain at UBC .

Thousands of men, wom-en, and children, who havenever heard of Kootenay ,know a personable Anglicancleric whom they call "Ted"Scott .

For many years he livedand worked in Winnipegand for several years wasdirector of social service forthe Anglican Church in thatarea. When he left Winni-peg for Toronto three year sago, the Mayor of Winni-peg gave a banquet to honor

01#---the man whohad repre -sented and be-friended uni-versity stu-dents, trans-ients, Jews ,Indians, new-Canadians,

Jackson the poverty-stricken, and professionalmen in the business com-munity.

After two years in thecentral office of the Angli-can Church's Social ServiceDepartment, he was chosenby the clergy and laymen ofthe diocese of Kootenay tobe their bishop .

The Anglican Church hasdivided the country into anumber of "geographicalchunks", each of which iscalled a diocese, presidedover by a chief pastor calleda bishop. The diocese ofKootenay is a large chunk

of mountainous interior o fBritish Columbia, and in-cludes such cities as Pentic-ton, Kelowna, Vernon , Trail ,Kimberley, and smallercommunities as diverse asField, Revelstoke, and Oso-yoos .

The Rt. Reverend "Ted"Scott lives in an ordinaryhouse with an ordinary post -al address. He is known byclergy and laypeople alikefor his approachability andaccessibility . He does not at -tempt to keep up a Victor-ian court either in churc hlife or in his relation toother people.

This is in part the clu eto his work and ministry .He does not believe that theinstitutional Church shouldbe his or other Christians'chief concern. For him PER-SONS are all important, an dif the institution helps hu-man beings to become per-sons, then it serves its truepurpose .

If the institutional Churchhinders people in growth topersonhood, then it must bedrastically overhauled or by-passed. For many people —Christians and non-Chris-tians alike — it's like abreath of fresh air to meetsomeone who "wears th epurple " and whose chiefconcern for the Church is thatit assist human beings to be-come free persons who canaccept responsibility for theworld .

Is . Ted Scott a "personal-ity boy"? It is very doubt-ful. The openness of his ap-proach to any problem hascreated an atmosphere of

mutual respect and confi-dence among his clergy andlay people .

One is forced to ask thequestion: "Is this a newbreed among bishops?"

He sees himself as oneworking for the freedomand openness of the humancommunity .

Some of his clergy areplanning a major confer-ence on "Industry and theChurch" in Trail . This con-ference will hopefully openup areas of dialogue andconcern between the indus-trial and the Christian com-munity.

Some British Columbiabishops turn livid whe neither clergy or lay peopleinform them that the Churchis irrelevant in contempor-ary society . In some areas o fCanada the Anglican Churchseems bent on preservingat all costs a vacuous Vic-torian gentility which haslittle or nothing to do withhow a contemporary manfaces his ethical, social, andpolitical responsibilities .

Not so with Ted Scott .He is setting out with un-

'believable courage to meetas much of the human com-munity as possible, and is af-fording the kind of leader-ship necessary if his clergyare to meet the world .

At a public meeting in theUniversity of British Colum-bia he said "a Christian whodoes not get his hands dirtyin political life is not reallyloving his neighbor" .

A distinguished Anglicancleric who has spent themajor part of his life in

British Columbia says thatthe Church has only tenyears at the most to moveinto the contemporar yworld . Some have asked himwhether it is already to olate, and whether thesources are too few to en -able the Church to shed it snigh complete irrelevance .Many would say that it' slate and there are few .

But the presence of TedScott suggests that there i s"a new breed of bishop"who is encouraging "a newbreed of clergy" .

Six months after becom-ing bishop of Kootenay hecalled a conference of al lthe clergy and representa-tive laymen from all par-ishes . He invited the RomanCatholic bishop from Nelson ,and the United Church'sB.C. Conference Chairma nto attend, and at the con-clusion asked both for acritical evaluation of theconference . This is a firstin the history of the Angli-can Church in Canada .

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His ministry seems tospring out of a deep com-passion for the world andpersons in the world . But heonly sees himself as one inenterprise of 'building a hu-man community.

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In the Fahrenheit 451 fairytale ,bookmen and the marvels of an elec-tronic age clash .

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Essentially Truffaut sees individualsin either context as able to feel deepl yor be concerned with their own condi-tion and therefore with others 'as wel land that all are alienated from them-selves .

However the expression of feelin gin the electronic asylum is directed tothe superficial :

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The similarity of the two charactersplayed by Julie Christie symbolizesthe insight that the dilemna of identityis the same and the ways of dealingwith it are diverse.

Truffaut sees the sense of alienationas being inevitable and that out of thi ssense, two different and identical com-munities form :

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Obviously this state is creative andloving. Truffaut symbolizes this con-dition in a father and son's love foreach other, which is created out of thefather telling the son who is memoriz-ing it, the tale of another father andson who did not love each other .

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who directed Jules and Jim .

The subtlety and emotional

nuance which made that pic-ture so unforgettable is large-ly lacking in Fahrenheit .

Montag's (Oscar Werner)sudden change from a burner

to a reader of books, and th e

development of his feelings forthe young teacher who start s

a conversation with him onthe train are surely deserving

of a more thorough explora-tion and explanation. Its lackis probably due to the fact thatTruffaut is said to speak noEnglish and must have haddifficulty in communicatinghis ideas to an English-speak-ing cast .

There seems to be no ap-parent reason for using JulieChristie, decorative as she is ,in the dual role of Montag' swife and friend .

Despite these shortcomingshowever, the film is a success-ful indictment against thephilistinism of our own society .Don't be fooled by the police-

Comeas youare

Students don't really hatelectures — they hate themeaningless ritual of surveycourses and routinized pol-emics which pass for classesat UBC . One alternative thisyear is to attend Interna-tionalists .

Internationalists is an in-formal group of students ,organized by Rod Wilczak ,interested in evening acade-mic discussion. They meetevery Friday at 8:15 p .m. andtopics range from anti-intel-lectualism to trade unio nautonomy.

The first meeting of theNew Year is tonight at 808 3Angus Drive . Everyone i sinvited .

Hardial Bains, lecturer atTrinity College, Dublin willspeak. His topic is "Cold Warand Bad Faith . "

Internationalist's is not apolitical or religious frontand as the name suggests, isopen to everyone in generaland the following in parti-cular :

1. those who don't feelthey have all the answers

2. those who have all theanswers

3. those who would simplylike to come and listen andlearn

4. those anxious to relat eintellectual discussion to au-thentic activity.

pf 7evenFriday, January 6, 1967

men hovering in the air a l aDick Tracy comic strip . Fah-renheit is not a film about th efuture ,but about the present .The hypnotic addiction to tele-vision, and the accompanyingforest of aerials on the roof-tops, the suspicion of booksand ideas, the fear of genuineemotions and of anybody whois different, mini-skirts, thecontinual gulping of j o ypills — it's all happening rightnow .

It is interesting to note ho wwell Ray Bradbury's bravenew world bears out MarshallMoLuhan's analysis of humanresponse to an electronic non-linear culture . The people inFahrenheit have extremelyshort attention spans . Theycannot reason. They have nomemory . Montag ' asks hi swife, "When did we first meetwhere?" She doesn't know . .

The end of the film how-

ever, contains a strange para-dox. The book-people whomMontag joins, have each mem-orized, have each become abook, but they have no mor epreserved their individualitythan the others . They havegiven up their names and in-troduce themselves as books.("I am Machiavelli's ThePrince," says a ragged char-acter . "As you can see, youcan't judge a book by itscover.") The film ends as itopens — on a note of mind-less ritual. The satire on thephilistines then, is ambiguoussince their opposite numbersare equally imperfect .

Technically Fahrenheit 45 1is faultless. Truffaut's colorscheme is stunning from th eopening credits spoken—read-ing is prohibited — against astacatto montage of TV aerialseach taken with a differentbrightly tinted filter .

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REV. TOMMY TYSON, the speaker for a four-day series at UBC on "The Charismatic Re-newal", is shown above as he addressed a large audience in Rio de Janeiro last summe r

in an evangelism crusade .

METHODISTCHAPLAINTALKS AT

UBC MONDAYTommy Tyson, just back from an evangelistic

crusade in Brazil will speak in Bu 202, Monday

through Thursday . January 9 to 12 at noon . The

lecture series on "The Charismatic Renewal", pre-

sented by the Associated Full Gospel Students ,

is one of a number of events on campus during

the internationally acknowledged week of prayer

for Christian unity.

The Rev. Tommy Tyson, Methodist chaplain

at ORUJ in Oklahoma, led a team of ten university

students in a Christian outreach programme in

Rio de Janeiro that involved the students in

television programmes, door-to-door evangelism ,

open air rallies and in praying for the sick.

The students report that one Rio businessma n

who for three years, was confined to a wheel chai r

as a result of brain damage which robbed him of

his sense of balance was instantly made well.

After prayer, he ran back to the speaker's plat-

form and demonstrated to the 18,000 people in

the auditorium that his sense of balance had been

restored.

Another of the student reports concerns a 14

year old boy who exclaimed after prayer wa s

offered for him, "I see, I see!" Tyson 's Team ,

which was composed of students in physics, psy-chology, sociology and theology with membershi p

in a variety of denominations, felt that they were

seeing the Holy Spirit in action as they witnessedto their faith in a New Testament way .

As chaplain at the new $50,000,000 O.R. Uni-

versity the Rev. Tommy Tyson is well qualified to

speak on the work of the Holy Spirit in bringing

unity and power to the church .

In addition to Tyson 's 12:30 lecture series atnoon in Bu 202, the Full Gospel Students havescheduled an informal prayer service at St. An-

drews Chapel, Monday through Thursday at 1 :45It is expected that students representing many

different communions will participate .

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It was fall and footballfever was in the air as I re-entered Purdue University asa Ph.D. candidate .

I felt a strong sense of self-reliance and personal pride .Educationally my grade aver -age put me among the top inmy class; financially I wassoon to have a ticket to fivedigit salaries ; and socially, Idrank more beer, knew moreoff-colour songs, and hadmore girl friends than mostof my contemporaries . I hadall the marks of a young manwho "had it made".

As far as religion was con-cerned, there remained withme enough residual habitfrom childhood to get me tomass on Sunday; but the bal-ance of the week was spentwith no thought of God .

Then it happened !

God in His infinite wisdo mand goodness had destinedthat one of His disciples beone of my office partners fo rthat year. It was through hisgentle persuasion and myown curiosity that I foundmyself attending an interde-

nominational Bible Study

group. This was my first rea lencounter with the Bible out-

side of those few portions

which are a part of the churchliturgy.

Through study of the writ-ings of the apostle John, the

Lord began communicatin gwith my soul. Here, in theBible, I had at last found theessence of the real meaningof life! The magnificent storyof God's love began to unfoldto show me that the strict ob -servance of a set of lawscould not in itself provide vic-tory over sin, nor could i tprovide assurance of everlast-ing life, but that salvation isthe glorious gift of God to us ,made possible by Christ'sdeath which covers our sins .

The logical answer hadcome. I accepted Christ as mypersonal Saviour and put myfaith in Him.

As I progressed in the wayof the Lord, it became clearthat all the teachings andpromises of Christ to Hi sapostles were intended, notonly for them, but for all His

followers for all time . Thismeant that the charisma (i .e. ,divinely conferred power) of

the Holy Spirit promised byChrist and received by th eapostles on the Day of Pente-cost, is available to His twen-tieth century disciples also . Ibecame convinced the baptismin the Holy Spirit was avail-able to me, and that I coul dobtain this gift from God b yaccepting it in faith . I leftthe rest to the Lord, and Hefulfilled His promise by fill-ing me with His Holy Spiritwith the same evidenceasthat experienced by the firstcentury Christians .

In searching the scriptures,God revealed to me that sal-vation is a gift from God toan individual; whereas endue-ment with power of the HolySpirit is a gift from God toan individual for the benefi tof others.

Donald Knoop is presentlyserving as a commissioned of-ficer in the US. Army. Herecently received his Ph.D. inElectrical Engineering fromPurdue University.

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'Friday, January 6, 1967

THE UBYSSEY

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LETTERS CONTINUEDthan the knowledge of geog-raphy. '

What are they testing usfor, anyway? Only the lastquarter of it was riot mislead-ing — the essay questions .Most students greeted themwith a sigh of relief . At last ,we had a chance to expres sourselves with no deceivery(sic) involved.

So they gave us fifteenmore minutes to make up forall the disturbances. Verykind, indeed . Those minuteswere taken up with an alarmringing (a circuit, believe,had temporarily broken inthe Armouries) ; loud, brassyguffaws as early-done stu-dents left the building (afeeble attempt was made toquieten them) ; and an instruc-tor periodically saying "Wewill give you fifteen moreminutes . Make sure that whenyou hand in your papers ,that you fold the . . . I re-peat, we will give you fifteenmore . . . bla bla bla ."Many frustrated writerscould have screamed at thispoint .

When the time was up, aninstructor gets up and de-lightfully shreiks "The examis NOW over." He stresse dthe now as though it were ajoke. For me the exam wasover an hour and a half ago—it never really began .

How much care and organi-zation went into this exam-ination — or rather, howlittle of it? If this is an ex-ample of how most geographyexams are conducted an dwritten, it is no wonder thatthe failure rate is so high inthis subject . Which it is!

I do not speak alone, buton behalf of every otherGeography 100 student whowrote under those farcicalconditions .

Pampering the students ?Never! at UBC .

D. BRIMACOMBEDisgusted GeographyStudent

What patrol ?Editor, The Ubyssey :

Christmas exams were over .Some of us groping along theLower Mall gave muted as-sent to the "Yahoos!" whichechoed down the drag . It wasabout then that the reels ofthe fire-truck swung out . Andjust as quickly, they stoppe din front of the old FreddyWood Theatre.

A lot of us ranhoping tobe the first to see the action .A young cyclist lay on theground. 'His motor-bike waswrapped around the corner"Stop" sign, and his helmetlay idly by. Three firemenstooped dawn, gave first aid ,and placed the still form onthe stretcher . Cars, buses, and

students became snarled .One of the firemen led a be-

wildered girl—the driver o fthe car involved—away fromthe crowd. Until the ambul-ance and RCMP arrived theboys from the "station" di-rected the traffic. As thecrowd drifted away, someyoung fellow toting a helme tmuttered, "You know, you' dthink those guys did nothin gbut sit at the station all day ."

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Computers are taking ove rthe UBC library.

Not only is an IBM 1030 dat acollection system regulatin gthe flow of 80,000 books, andthe computing centre busilytabulating library question-naires, but the library now ha sa grant to establish a new com-puter system to analyse lib-rary use .

The $50,000 grant from theDonner Canadian Foundation ,announced in December, willbe used to develop a syste mfor collecting and storing sta-tistics about student, facult yand researcher use of the lib-rary .

The computer will aid in de-ciding the effective spendin gof library money, the size ofthe library, and numbers o fcopies of particular books .

Loan periods, book locations,and effects of books on stu-dent performance will also beinvestigated .

"The project will improveour service and probably haveseveral very useful by - prod-ucts," said head librarian Basi lStuart-Stubbs.

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"The end result," said Stuart-Stubbs, "will be over fortytables, correlating responses tothe various questions . "

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B .C. Premier W. A. C . Ben-

nett said Tuesday he will waitfor a report from UBC 's next

president !before making policydecisions on university financ-ing .

In reference to statementsmade by UBC president Dr.John Macdonald in a Vancou -ver paper Dec . 27, he said: "Ihaven't seen his report," thenadded, "The president has re-tired, hasn't he? "

In his article, Macdonald saidB.C. universities will requireunprecedented grants from theprovincial government if the yare to meet increasing enroll-ment figures .

He called for a governmen tgrant of $66 million, for th e1967-68 year, an amount doublethat received for the presentterm.

Macdonald said $47 millionwill be needed for minimumoperating costs and a further$19 million is required forbuilding, to keep abreast ofconstantly rising enrollmen tfigures .

"In particular it is highlydoubtful if even support at alocal level of $66 million wouldpermit the universities to pro-ceed with a building progra madequate to accommodate th enumber of students expectedover the next five years .

"A lower level of provincialsupport would seriously handi-cap the universities in meetingrising operating and buildingcosts," he continued.

Macdonald said increases insalaries, additional staff, and ageneral rise in operating cost saccounted for the startling risein the universities' expenses.

The president suggested that

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the federal government's $2 7million which is distributedthrough the provinces, a federalper capita grant of seven dol-lars per year (to be increase dby one dollar each year), andan annual provincial nbuildinggrant of five dollars per year ,when all added to the B .C .government's present grant swould bring the universities the$66 million they will require .

(Macdonald's formula is base din part on that of the BladenCommission on the financin gof higher education . )

Coming close to meeting theobjective is not enough — theprovincial government mus tgrant the entire $66 million,the president concluded .

Student costsrise $1,000

The average UBC student i s

costing the university $1,000more than he did ten years ago .

Statistics released by UBC'sadministration showed t h eoperating cost per fulltime stu-dent has risen from $974 in1956 to $1,974 this year .

Figures also showed an in-crease from seven million tothirty-eight million dollars inthe operating budget.

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armory . Admission, men $1 .50 ,

women $1 .00 .

CUC'Dr. Bennett R. Wong dis-

cusses the Responsible YouthMonday at noon in Bu . 104.

ALLIANCE FRANCAISEFrench day today at noon in

IH. Coffee will be served.

CONSERVATIVE CLUBPolicy discussion Monday at

noon in Bu . 214 .

CHRISTIAN SCIENCETestimony meeting at noon

in hut 0-12.

FULL GOSPEL-STUDENTSSouthern Methodist Chaplin

Rev. T. Tyson discusses charis-matic renewal Monday throughThursday in Bu . 202 .

LSMDinner and hootenany Sun-

day at 6 p.m. in the LutheranCampus Center.

JUDO CLUBMeetings Mondays and Wed-

nesdays in the apparatus gym.New members welcome.

SCMMeeting Monday at noon in

Bu. 350 to discuss new execu-

SFA trains forchem research

Simon Fraser Academy isoffering an undergraduat ehonors program in chemicalphysics .

The first of its kind inwestern Canada, the progra mleads to a'bachelor of scienc ewith honors degree .

SFA acting dean of scienceDr. K. E. Rieckhoff said th eprogram will meet the needfor researchers in fields ofindustry requiring advancedknowledge of both chemistryand physics .

Don't Let Home RepairRacketeers Trap You

Is your roof leaking? How canyou avoid being "taken" on therepair job? Does your drive -way need resurfacing? Will the"repairs" wash away with thenext heavy rain? Can youreally tell the difference be-tween an honest handymanand a crook? January Reader'sDigest puts you on your guard. . . by revealing the tactics ofone notorious band of con art-ists who have been fleecinghomeowners for fifty years .Make sure you know all thepitfalls when you hire itiner-ant workmen. Get JanuaryReader's Digest, now on sale .

tive and program .WET NAM COMMITTE E

Meeting Monday at noon inBu. 220A.

EL CIRCULOMrs. T. Guri will show slides

of Spanish castles today atnoon in Bu. 204 .

GERMAN CLUBMeeting today at noon in

Bu. 203 .PHRATERE S

Meeting for all members to-

day at noon in Bu . 104 .

VCFJoy Vernon discusses "Is

faith relevant in the modernworking world"

INTERNATIONALISTS

Hardial Bains, Trinity Col-lege — Dublin, lectures "On

Blind Faith and the Cold War "

Open discussion follows . To-

night, at 8 :30 at 8083 AngusDrive—all welcome .

ANNOUNCEMENT S

Lost &Found 1 1FOUND. GIRL' S BLACK UMBREL-

la . Left in white 63 Plymouth bygirl hitch-hiker before Christmas .Call Lorne at 431-9602 .

FOUND! THE NOCTURNALSHear them in the Armouries Fri.,tonight!9 :00 - 12 :30.

FOUND . TEXTBOOK. "MATTER ,Engery and Life " in Hebb Theatr ebefore Christmas. Call Jim Foulksat 224-9046 .

Coming Dances

12ARETURN OF THE NOCTURNALS !

Dance tonight in Armouries. Thefirst great dance of the year . Men$1 .50, girls $1.00 . 9 :00 p.m .

Special Notices 1 3SKIERS SPECIAL RATES.

Double Rooms . Phone 492-2969.Write Braemore Lodge . Reserva-tions 2402 South Main St ., Pen-ticton .

WHY PAY HIGH AUTO INSUR -ance rates? If you are over 20 an dhave a good driving history youqualify for our good driving rates .Phone Ted Elliott 224-6707.

LIKE TO SHAKE AWAY THEthoughts of exam results? Thendance tonight in the Armouries t othe Nocturnals! 9 :00 p.m. to 12 :3 0p .m . Men $1 .50, girls $1 .00.

Transportation

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2 DRIVERS WANTED for carpool ,vicinity Oakridge, phone Frank orMick, 327-7824, after 6 p .m .

RIDE WANTED from 1st Avenueand Commercial Drive, phone 265 -1644, ask for Elena.

EXCITING, DEBONAIRE, adven-turesome eastern West Van . groupdesires sweet young thing to joi ncarpool . Pete 922-7778 .

RIDE WANTED for 8 :30 . M-Fclasses, near 41st & Oak. Phon eDave, 261-1260.

CARPOOL WANTED. I need ride ,Mon .-Fri. for 8 :30's . Vicinity 70th & Oak . Have own car, FA 1-9461 .WANTED CARPOOL, pickup, 41st & Knight, phone Marg., FA 1-8204 .RIDERS AND driver wanted vie . o f

45th Ave . and Blvd ., phone Ralph ,AM 1-1281 .

AUTOMOTIVE & MARINE

Automobiles For Sale 2 1'62 RAMBLER, excellent shape, ap-

ply J . G. Carruthers, 681-0221, Rm.No. 209.

1958 PONTIAC 6-cyl . auto., excellentcond., w.w. 's, radio (rear spk.) ,$450', Mike, 731-6296.

BUSINESS SERVICESScandals 39ATHE PHAMTOM knows! (Dance

tonight! Nocturnals, U.B.C. Ar-mouries, 9 :00 p.m. to 12:30 p.m .) .

Typing 43Professional Typin g

ARDALE GRIFFITHS LIMITE D 8584 Granville St.

TYPING (home) : ALL KINDS.Call Mrs. Wood, 985-5086 .

Typing—cont.

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STUDENTS !Am once again free to accept your

typing requirements. Elec. Type-writer . Inger 872-7380 .

WILL TYPE FOR STUDENTS. Vi-cinity 4th and Alma . Reasonablerates . Phone 733-2962 . Mrs . Booth.

TYPING FAST, ACCURATE, EFFI -cient . Anytime 224-6621 .

PROFESSORSFully exp. in the typing of yourtheses. Reas . rates . Ref. Inger 872-

7380 .

ESSAYS, MANUSCRIPTS, theses ,accurately typed, phone 224-5046,

after 6 p.m.

EMPLOYMEN T

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CHEMISTRY TEACHERS finalyear or graduate to tutor first twoyears university, phone 8 :00-9 :00p .m ., Jan . 8, 738-1368.

INSTRUCTION — SCHOOLS

Instruction-Tutoring 64ENGLISH, FRENCH HISTOR Y

lessons by tutor, B.A., M.A.,B .L.S. 736-6923. Also pronuncia-tion lessons in French, Spanish ,German, Russian, qualified tutore .736-6923 .

MISCELLANEOU SFOR SALE

71200 CM. Skies with harness, $20 or

best offer, ph. evenings, 733-4286.

ATTENTION SECRET agents, forsale, a quality .38 calibre revolver .A snub nosed (2 inch barrel), de-fense handgun for protection o flife or property. Price $95, JohnBond, E .E. 309 .

RENTALS & REAL ESTATE

Rooms 81SLEEPING R 00 M AVAILABLE

semi-private entrance, kitchenprivileges, 3146 W . 12th Ave . Phone738-7098 mornings.

SINGLE ROOM $30 month, board optional, 3719 West 13th,224-0294 .ROOM FOR rent by month or week-

ly, 3555 W. 5th Ave, ph. 733-2795,after 6 p.m.

SINGLE WARM room 4th-5th, mal estudent, shower; priv . ent . Kit .priv . ; non-smoker, 733-8778.

ROOM TO share with male student ,board can be arranged . 263-6488 .

ROOM TO share near U .B .C. bus . CA4-5905.

QUIET, COMFORTABLE room inapartment, kit. privileges . Closeto express trans., phone 266-7663 .

Room&Board 8 2ROOM AND board on campus at

ZBT Fraternity House, phone 224 -9660, after 5 p.m.

Apartments

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WANTED, MALE senior student toshare West End apartment, im-mediate occupancy, phone "Ed"681-8761, after 6 p.m.

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