Muscle Wizards CYOA Revision 1.33a

What ho young adventurer! Through your exemplary martial prowess, strength and tenacity you have proven

yourself worthy to become a MUSCLE WIZARD!

Muscle Wizards are masters of martial spellcasting! Under my careful tutelage, you will hone your skills and

inherit our spellcasting ways! A proud heritage that have been passed down from master to student for

GENERATIONS!

BACKGROUND: Before we start, please tell me more about yourself! [CHOOSE ONE BACKGROUND]

Scholarship Worship Warfare Cunning

Perhaps you have sorcerer blood coursing through veins or you’ve studied magic before! [+]Choose three extra AFFINITIES from any region.

Perhaps you devoted your life to a higher power! How far can your faith push you? [+]Learn one extra FLEX technique. [+]Choose two extra AFFINITIES from any region.

Ah a warrior! Do you fight for your loved ones or for your own ambition? [+]Learn one extra FIST or FOOT technique. [+]Choose two extra PERKs from any region.

You’re a sneaky one! To you the only unfair fight is a losing one! [+]Learn one extra FREEFORM technique. [+]Choose two extra PERKS from any region.

Wilderness Prodigy Maverick Underdog

Perhaps you seek our might to protect the wild or to become an apex predator? [+]Learn one extra technique from any style. [+]Choose two extra familiars.

I see you have already mastered the basics by keen observation alone! The mark of a true genius! [+]Learn two extra FIST, FOOT, or FLEX techniques.

You’ve have developed your own form of fighting! Unique and formless! [+]Learn one extra FREEFORM technique. [+] Choose one extra AFFINITY and one extra PERK from any region.

You may not be very skilled, your body clumsy, weak and soft! But I’ve seen it in your eyes! You possess great potential! [+]Choose one additional legacy. [-] Limited to 17 total techniques.

TRAINING REGIONS: First matter of business young adventurer! Where shall we go to begin your training? [CHOOSE ONE REGION] Only one AFFINITY can be applied to a single technique. Multiple techniques can be performed with different AFFINITIES if you possess more than one.

Nitrogen Tundra Azure Deserts Phoenix Jungles Carnivorous Forests

Liquid nitrogen lakes! Dark crevices where entropy eaters lurk! Howling winds and roaming Ice born abominations! [+] AFFINITY: Imbue your body with ice! Making you resistant to the cold! You possess a freezing touch and unleash slicing winds! [+]PERK: Improves your constitution, physical defense and increases your bulk and size!

Alabaster desert of sand and glass, scorching heat and fields of blue fire! Life here is harsh; food and water is scarce! [+]AFFINITY: Imbue your body with the desert! Making you resistant to heat! You possess a desiccating touch and radiate smelting heat! [+]PERK: Improves your endurance and stamina, your body requires less sustenance!

The vast tropical phoenix jungles, all life here are pyrophoric, erupting with explosive or implosive fiery! [+]AFFINITY: Imbue your body with the essence of the phoenix! You can create flaming explosions and implosions! [+]PERK: Improves your speed and base jumping prowess!

Endless maze of carnivorous trees given perverse life by tainted magic! Moving in ever shifting branches and roots! [+]AFFINITY: Imbue your body with nullifying purity! Granting you the ability to seal and siphon magic and manipulate pressure points! [+]PERK: Improves your reflexes and gives you a sixth sense to anticipate danger, and great pathfinder’s intuition!

Megalodon Mountains Savage Savannah

Ancient Pagoda

Pit of Silence

The vast Megalodon Mountain range of craggy rocks, steep inclines and frequent seismic activity! A wrong step has led to the deaths of many a wary soul! [+]AFFINITY: Your body is imbued with earth’s solidarity! You are much harder to knock down while being able to push and knock objects or foes with greater ease! [+]PERK: Improves your grappling and climbing base prowess and you suffer less damage from falls!

Tall grass as far as the eyes can see! Beasts great or small roam these lands in enormous herds! Will you tame this savage land or will the land tame you? [+]AFFINITY: Your body is imbued with bestial savagery! Granting you poison and disease resistance and a corrosive and venomous touch! [+]PERK: You have improved charisma! As well as exceptional hunting and tracking skills!

Between the borders of forest and tundra resides a pagoda shrouded in mist and spectral light! Dare you venture into these sacred halls and uncover its secrets? [+]AFFINITY: Your body is imbued with spiritual energy! Bestowing upon you holy magic and a spectral touch that ignores some physical defense, while being less effective against magical defense. [+]PERK: Improves your magical resistance and willpower to resist lust, fear, madness, and mind control!

Somewhere in the mountains lies a pit that bores so deep no light can reach its depths! Something at the bottom is watching and waiting! Can you gaze upon the abyss and survive the gaze back? [+]AFFINITY: Your body is tainted with corruption and black static! You can meld with darkness and also possess a corrupting and madness inducing touch! [+]PERK: You have improved strength, and excellent night vision!

CASTING STYLES: Second matter of business young adventurer what techniques do you want to learn? [CHOOSE 18 TECHNIQUES]

CAST: FIST Good balance of offensive capabilities and the reigning king of combos! You can combine as many One-Handed or Two-Handed techniques as

you have hands available into a single attack, accumulating all damage and effects!

Dominant Hand: Passive

Jab: One-Handed

Parry Palm: Palm/One-Handed

Bro-Fist: One-Handed

Everyone has a dominant hand young adventurer! Which one is yours? Choose a hand; non-passive FIST techniques performed from your dominant hand has increased accuracy and power.

A very efficient punch adaptable to any situation! Low power, high accuracy and medium strike range. When paired with another One-Handed technique, perform 2 Jabs from one hand or 3 jabs from your dominant hand.

An open and gentle palm that can parry or block low power physical and magical attacks. Low power, medium accuracy and short strike ranged. If Iron Grip is learned, you can intercept and rebound blocked/parried projectiles.

Bump fists to impart one of your affinities or perks to a single ally temporally! Perks and affinities can only be applied once. Does no damage. Perform Bro-Fist with two hands for a temporary overall power boost!

Iron Grip: Passive

Elbow Strike: One-Handed

Pulse Palm: Palm/One-Handed

Handshake: One-Handed

Your hands have reinforced grip! Improving the power and accuracy of all Palm and Grappling techniques. Applies to all hands.

A quick strike done with the tip of the elbow! Low power, medium accuracy and short strike range. When used with Parry Palm, Jab or Feint, you can perform one more One-Handed technique from the elbow striking hand. Only be applied once per attack.

Packing great utility and reach! Push your opponents away a short distance or propel projectiles! Guaranteed knockback chance, low power and medium accuracy. Short strike range on direct foes and long strike range when propelling projectiles.

You have mastered the art of delivering the perfect handshake! Short range and does no damage. Low success for diplomacy and negotiations. If Iron Grip is learned, Handshake has medium success chance.

Corkscrew: Passive

Uppercut: One-Handed

Thunderclap: Palm/Two-Handed

Feint: One-Handed

Throw punches with a carry through wave motion in tune with the flow of magic! Non-passive FIST techniques can pierce magical defenses with greater ease! Applies to all hands.

A powerful vertical punch! Medium power and accuracy, short strike range. Medium success chance of launching foes to a medium falling height! High success chance of launching foes to a long falling height when performed by your dominant hand!

A thunderous clap or beat the earth like a drum! Low power, short effect area and short strike range. High knockback chance and short knockback distance. Power, effect area and knockback distance increases for every other Palm technique learned.

Distract and mislead your opponents with a clever feint! Does no damage. One-Handed techniques paired with Feint, have increased accuracy. If Feint is performed by your dominant hand, the paired One-Handed technique will never miss.

Monkey Hand: Passive

Throw: Grappling/Two-Handed

Clinch: Grappling/One-Handed

Mending Massage: Two-Handed

Two-handed techniques count as One-Handed when performed by your dominant hand. Require Dominant Hand and 4 other FIST techniques.

Pile drive and suplex your foes to oblivion! High power and accuracy, short strike range. High grappling chance. Power increases by falling height and for every other Grappling technique learned.

Stand-up submission holds! Low power, accuracy and short strike range. Low grappling chance. Clinched opponents cannot use FOOT or FREEFORM techniques if it’s maintained.

You give the world’s best massages! Healing injuries and relieving exhaustion! Does no damage. Healing time is proportional to severity.

Knockout: One-Handed

Combo Breaker: Passive

Throw a devastating left or right hook! Low power, medium accuracy and medium strike range. Knockout power is increased for every other One-Handed technique learned and the shorter the distance delivered.

You have mastered the art of the fist! No one you out combo you! Your dominant hand can perform an extra One-Handed technique. Require Dominant hand and 9 other FIST techniques.

CAST: FOOT The foot casting style focuses on pure offensive power and mobility! You can pair one Leg and one Kick technique together into one attack,

Leg/Active count as one or the other depending on how the technique is performed.

Conditioning: Passive

Dynamic Entry: Passive

Tempered Heel: Passive

Knee Strike: Kick

Your body feels light as a feather and all movement comes naturally to you! Your running speed and evasion have been further improved!

You possess an unerring knack for dynamic and boisterous entries! Gain the initiative and pre-emptive strike in almost any situation!

Your heels have been toughened to tread on any surface without suffering harm!

A straight or rotating knee strike! Low power, high accuracy and short strike range. Medium success chance of interrupting Grappling techniques.

Dancer’s Strut: Leg

Thrust: Kick

Tyrant’s Heel: Passive

Rooted Stance: Leg/Active

You have mastered the dance of our people! Strutting in impeccable beat and tempo! Dancing kicks, deliver your AFFINITIES with more potency! Low chance of evading Active FLEX technique while dancing.

A high powered and medium strike ranged forward kick delivered in a long column or pillar area. High knockback chance and long knockback distance. High success chance of launching foes to long falling heights!

You possess extremely strong heels that can cut through armor like butter! Your FOOT techniques can pierce through physical defenses with the greatest of ease! Requires Tempered Heel.

A wide and rooted leg stance! Granting knockdown resistance and improved physical defense while active! , Rooted kicks have low knockback chance and knockback distance or improved knockback chance and distance. Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time. Can still attack, can’t move.

Sprint Dash: Leg

Butterfly: Kick

Second Wind: Passive

Trip: Grappling/Kick

Sprint at blistering fast speeds to build up momentum! Sprint dashed kicks have improved power, striking range.

A high powered and medium strike ranged sweeping kick delivered in a medium frontal cone! Power increases with falling height. You can perform a short range 360° spinning burst.

You can ignore all pain and exhaustion to increase your speed and strength at the risk of rupturing your muscles!

A fast pivoting low sweeping kick! Low power, high accuracy and short strike range. Low success chance of interrupting FIST, FOOT and FARCE techniques and low grappling chance.

Boundless Leap: Leg

Gatling: Kick

Footwork: Passive

Scissor: Grappling/Kick

You can leap to great heights and do midair double jumps! Aerial kicks have short effect areas or improved effect areas. Low chance of evading FIST techniques while in the air.

Low powered and short strike ranged technique that delivers a lightning fast barrage of kicks in a short frontal cone. Number of hits increases with all other Kick techniques learned.

Leg techniques can be performed with One-Handed, Body or Active techniques if requirements are met. Requires Tempered Heel and 3 other FOOT techniques and either 4 One-Handed, 4 Body, or 4 Active techniques.

A kick designed to takedown and pin your opponents with leg locks and holds! Low accuracy, low power and medium strike range. Medium grappling chance. Pinned opponents by cannot perform FIST or FLEX techniques, if it’s maintained.

Guillotine: Kick

Reverberating Strike: Passive

A high powered and medium strike ranged execution kick performed by bringing down one foot with thunderous fury creating a large blast radius! This is a self-harming technique. Guillotine’s power of increases all other Kick techniques learned.

All your offensive techniques hit with such speed and force, they create small imploding vacuums of air that hits your foes a second time with equal power and effect! Require Tyrant’s Heel and 9 other FOOT techniques.

CAST: FLEX Possesses the greatest utility and defensive capabilities, lacking offensive power! Active FLEX techniques are arduous to perform, preventing

you from conducting any other attacks when toggled on! Switching between these techniques takes as much time as performing one attack!

Esoteric Grace: Passive

Herculean Strength: Passive

Tremor Sense: Passive

Immaculate Voice: Passive

You are aesthetically pleasing to the eye! Granting you improved reflexes and luck!

The fundamentals of flexing require the strongest of muscles and the finest motor control! This means NEVER skipping leg day! Your strength is further improved!

You are one with the wind and earth! Allowing you to perceive very subtle vibrational changes in the air and seismic activity!

You can produce any sound of any frequency modulation from the softest whisper to the loudest hurricane!

Euclidean Reach: Passive

Aura of Admiration: Passive

Avatar of Adonis: Passive

Ebb and Flow: Passive

Your aesthetic beauty has been insignificantly amplified! Expanding the radius of all your Active FLEX techniques! Requires Esoteric Grace.

You have an inspirational presence! Entities within visual range become more honest and hospitable towards you, improving your charisma and magical resistance!

Your body is sculpted to physical perfection! Your defined musculature and refined bulk also increases the power of all Active FLEX techniques and further improving your physical defense!

You possess a thorough understanding of the flexing arts! Switching between Active techniques is now instant! Require 4 FLEX techniques.

Universal Body Language: Active

Evocation Poise: Active

Conjuration Poise: Active

Martyr’s Meditation: Active

Your body is a memetic anomaly! Able to instill the perfect understanding of your thoughts and feelings into any begin within a short radius of visual contact! Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time.

You can manifest one affinity in brief bursts within a short radius! Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time.

You can summon and control one affinity in its inanimate material form within a short range radius! One Active can be toggled on at any given time.

Your constitution, physical and magical defenses are increased. All damage your allies suffer within a medium radius will be mitigated to you. Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time. Must be stationery to meditate.

Kinesionics: Active

Evocation Cadence: Active

Conjuration Cadence: Active

Oracle’s Meditation: Active

You now possess muscle based telekinesis allowing you to exert force equal to your strength within a short radius! Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time. Requires Universal Body Language.

You now can channel one of your affinities into an enchantment or aura like effect within a short radius, long as you maintain evocation cadence. Only one Active technique can be toggled on at any given time. Requires Evocation Poise.

You can summon and command one powerful elemental/living manifestation of one of your affinities that can only function within a short radius! Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time. Requires Conjuration Poise.

Allowing you to detect magical or divine any hidden truths and granting all your AFFINITIES and PERKS to allies within a long radius as long as it Is maintained! Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time. Must be stationery to meditate

Gun Show: Passive

Emperor’s Cadence: Active

Your devotion to mastering the art of flexing has allowed you to bypass its limitations! You can have any two Actives toggled on at any given time! Require 9 FLEX techniques.

Within a short radius, people will slowly become susceptible to your persuasions until they fall completely under your control! They will carry out one order to the best of their ability before the cadence wears off. Only one active can be toggled on at any given time. Requires Immaculate Voice, Conjuration Cadence and Universal Body Language.

CAST: FREEFORM A casting style that emphasizes the body focusing on more eccentric fighting forms, one Body technique count as a single attack.

Drunkard: Passive

Weapon Whore: Passive

Glutton: Passive

Fool’s Errand: Passive

You love drinking alcohol! Your body is now immune to alcohol poisoning! Alcohol intoxication increases your reflexes, physical/magical defenses, while impairing all your senses and judgement

Gain mastery over one specific type of weapon of your choice; anything from anchors to lampposts. As a consequence your unarmed attacks are greatly weakened.

You now have an insatiable appetite! The more food consumed, the larger you get! Injury and exhaustion can be healed or recuperated by eating vast amounts of food, proportional to the severity.

Your speed and evasion increases as long as you are moving away from your foes; they must in your visual range for Fool’s Errand to work.

Drunken Gait: Leg/Active

Armour Addict: Passive

Ablative Girth: Body/Passive

Muscle Trace: Body/Passive

Improves evasion and lowering attack accuracy while active. Erratic kicks can induce confusion, success increasing with drunkenness. Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time. Can still attack. Requires Drunkard.

You possess the uncanny ability to forge, improvise and adapt a specific piece of armor to any situation! You have a choice of any single piece of armor, from breastplates to pauldrons. As a consequence your unarmoured body is more vulnerable to harm.

Your body is covered in a thick ablative layer of skin and fat, reducing speed and evasion. Prevents the damage and effect of one attack before wearing off regaining your speed and evasion. Ablative Girth can be regenerated by eating food. Requires Glutton.

Attempt to copy the last technique the opponent has successful performed on you with a medium success chance. You can store only one technique at a given time. Requires Muscle Memory.

Flatulence Bomb: Body

Muscle Memory: Passive

Hyperbolic Hips: Body

Fetish Poise: Active

You build up digestive gases over time! Releasing this energy as propulsion or as an attack! The longer the gases build up the greater the overall potency! Low starting power, range and small effect area. Be warned, storing excessive gas risks spontaneous combustion.

Your weapon whoring and armour addiction extends to all types of weapons and armour! You can intuitively repair and forge any weapon or armour you have ever welded up to an equivalent quality. Require Weapon Whore and Armor Addict.

Thrusts and checks from your hips and thighs! Long strike range, high accuracy and medium power. High knockback chance on the first attack, low knockdown chance on all proceeding attacks. If Ablative Girth is on, damage is dealt in a large effect area instead.

Profane and vulgar poses that redirects all attention towards you. Potency and range increases with the less clothing worn and affects a short radius. One active technique can be toggled on at any given time. Can’t perform attacks.

Bulimic Artillery: Body

Muscle Forge: Active

Tumble/Tilt: Leg

Dance of Desire: Active

You can shoot projectiles at incredible high velocities from your mouth! If Drunkard is learned, vomit a point blank wave of corrosive mucous in a medium range cone! Does low damage and has a medium chance of lowering physical defenses, evasion and speed. If Glutton is learned, you can launch overarching shots of explosive chyme, doing high damage within a small blast radius at a long striking range. Require Glutton or Drunkard.

Through sheer force of will you can create pure manifestations of kinesionic energy! This Muscle Matter acts as fuel, improving the overall potency of one other technique. Creating this matter withers away your muscles and strength! Muscle Matter can be used to forge weapons and armor! Only one Active can be toggled on at any given time. Can’t perform attacks or move. Requires Muscle Memory.

By curling up into a tumble weed, you can roll away from danger in a short distance! Low evasion chance of incoming attacks and reduced fall damage while tumbling. Tumbling kicks have reduced power, no effect area, but high accuracy. If Ablative Girth is on, Tumble/Tilt count as a Body technique with low damage, short effect area and short strike range, overall potency increases with bulk and size.

Within a short radius, you are irresistible, gradually tempting men, women, beasts or even gods into fornication given enough exposure. Dance of Desire’s potency and range increases with the less clothing worn. Only one active technique can be toggled on at any given time. Can’t perform attacks. Requires Fetish Poise.

Forbidden Art: Passive

Slam: Body

Choose one non-Active/Passive/Leg technique; all perimeters are set to high, with long striking range and if it deals damage in an effect area, effect area is large. No drawbacks. Require 9 FREEFORM techniques.

Slam, jam or crash your foes under your girth! Medium power, point black and large effect areas. Overall potency increases with bulkiness, physical/magical defenses, falling height and all other Body techniques learned.

LEGACIES: Third order of business young muscle wizard! Through these past few years you have grown and developed many strengths and skills! But now you are ready to carve your own path to greater GLORY and TRIMUPH! What legacy do you want to leave behind? [CHOOSE ONE LEGACY]

Legacy: Lightning – Strike hard and fast! Lightning courses through your veins and thunder follows your warpath! You are the embodiment of the masterstroke, the quick decisive force to end all arguments!

Muscle Conduit: Your body becomes quite adapted at channelling enormous amounts of power, growing in strength and speed indefinitely.

Legacy: Wind – You are poetry in motion, the strings of fate dances and smiles in your favor, so perfect are your movements and so aesthetically pleasing is your visage that your tethers of empathy and love defy all boundaries and it is this unbreakable friendship that shapes and defines your legacy!

Sacred Tether: You are able to form an unbreakable bond with any other living being. All recipients can see through each other’s eyes, hear through each other’s ears and peer through each other’s thoughts. You are all of one mind and many bodies; your companions can be summoned from across space and time to assist you! To form this bond, you must best your potential compatriot through honorable combat or complete a task or trial of great importance and life changing sentimental value!

Legacy: Mountain – You are endurance and perseverance made manifest, you are unmovable and infallible and as the multiverse fades away you will be the only constant! Thus the task lies to you; to stand the test of eternity!

Titan Soul: Your body is a unassailable fortress! Continuing to develop bulk and muscle mass improving your already considerable constitution, physical and magical defenses beyond comprehension!

Legacy: Water – You are water, you ebb and flow with the waves, quieting sorrow with your forgiving tears and crashing against tyranny like a torrential storm. Your legacy is one of balance and formlessness, bringing equilibrium to chaos!

Mercurial Flow: Your body will continue to develop faster reflexes and evasion indefinitely! Your muscles have a mind of their own, granting you immense skill and acuity, allowing you to further refine and tailor your techniques and casting styles to any problem you have put your body and mind towards solving.

Legacy: Void – You choose no legacy? A brave journey indeed! The path you tread is one rarely taken; it will be one of emptiness and segregation that few can bear or even tolerate! But if you can live through the tribulations and let go of all temptations of flesh and worldly frailties, you will find wisdom and enlightenment of everything from nothing!

Quantum Awareness: You strive to cut off all connections from the physical world and eventually the physical multiverse as a whole! In doing so, embrace the perfection of nothingness! Achieving the entangled nirvana of being nowhere yet everywhere at once! The range and effect area of all your techniques will increase indefinitely!

Titles: Fourth order of business, aspiring muscle wizard! Through your feats, talents and deeds, what will we call you? [CHOOSE ONE TITLE]

Asura [At least 7 FIST techniques]: Your incredible devotion to the way of the fist has earned you the rank of Asura, manifesting another set of arms! As you harness the Asura’s wrath, you will manifest more arms until all paths, fates and wills diverge and converge by the wave of your fists!

Aesir [At least 7 FOOT techniques]: Your mastery of the foot has transformed you into a force of nature achieving the rank of Aesir! Your legs are no longer tangible, they are lightning bolts and thunderstorms given form, your kicks will never miss their mark and there is no place in the worldly realm your feet cannot carry you to! As you harness the Aesir’s storm, your legs will become gateways to the planes of your affinities; they will propel you to ever faster speeds and tread across the most remote domains and planes, reality itself will quake and tremble at your steps!

Atlas [At least 7 FLEX techniques]: The burden of the multiverse is on you to bear! Your physical aesthetics are so reality warping that given enough time you can lift objects of any size and mass! Objects lifted become part of your reality marble, your burden and your globe! You are juxtapositioned within and outside your globe and can view any location or alter any physically touchable aspect within as you desire! But take care, you can never relinquish the Atlas’s burden, lest you forsake the title and be stripped of your powers!

Philosopher [Requires all grappling and palm techniques]: Through careful study in the art of grappling you have obtained the prestigious honor of

philosopher! It is through your headlocks and chokeholds that the multiverse will yield its secrets! At first you can clothesline illness off of their victims,

joint lock air from an area to mute sound or even bend light in a vice grip! As the secrets of the multiverse becomes revealed, you can grasp emotions,

abstract concepts of thought, embodiments of physical and magical laws, shaping and sculpting the multiverse in your immutable grip!

Phoenician [Require Muscle Trace and at least 3 techniques in every Casting Style]: Through well roundedness and dedicating yourself to all casting

styles you have earned the Phoenician’s mark! You seek to expand your repertoire of techniques beyond the trappings of ancient muscle wizarding

tradition through any means necessary, only then can the art evolve and thrive! Muscle Trace has a guaranteed copy chance and you possess the innate

ability to store two copied spells or martial techniques from any source! When you delve deeper into the Phoenician’s trade, the arsenal of techniques

you have at your disposal will rival the number of stars in the night sky!

Lucha Libre [Requires Ancient Pagoda]: A title bestowed to those that will uphold justice and freedom above their own life! As an initiate to the Lucha Libre order, are you given a holy mask and sworn an oath to never disclose your face on the penalty of being erased from existence and living memory! Through this auspice of pure righteousness you can evoke the help of ancient lucadore spirits. As you advance through the Lucha Libre order, your mask will become elaborately ornate, bestowing upon you immeasurable willpower, discipline and impenetrable magical defenses! The mask grants you the ability to converse with elder beings of horrifying power while keeping your sanity intact. Lionheart [Requires Savage Savannah]: A title bestowed to those who have forsaken civilization for the feral blessings of Gaia. As a lionheart initiate you obey only one law, the law of the jungle! For every apex predator you best in the glory of the hunt and consumed, their soul and aspects becomes infused with your own! As you become the master of the hunt, you will begin roaming the higher planes, preying upon supreme game of the cosmos! Lazarus [Requires Pit of Silence]: There is something wrong with you… where your souls should be I sense only gray muffling static… you tread this land a cursed and insane being on the treacherous path of Lazarus. Whatever strange magic empowers you, it does not want you to die nor age… Within 3 days of your death, you will awaken from the deepest depths of that forsaken pit. You can call forth static clones up to the number of deaths experienced, each carrying the fatal injury leading to that instance of demise. As the prime you, you will carry every wound and scar… The more you fall the more broken you will become, yet you will never cease and never stop. A black oily substance bleeds from all your orifices, even beings of great divinity are tainted by it, and the more you tread the multiverse the more of this substance is spread until there is nothing but black static and ichor… When the stars cry black and the void screams death, your master calls to collect his debt… A thousand fold upon a thousand tolls until not a shred of soul is left…

FAMILIARS: You’re almost ready to face the multiverse as a MUSCLE WIZARD! What manner of animal is your familiar? [CHOOSE ONE FAMILIAR]

Mutton Chop Ram – This feisty little ram is always on the initiative and is a bundle of dynamic energy! He empowers your offensive capabilities! He won’t back down from any fight! Sports a Welsh accent! Once per day, Mutton Chop Ram is able to summon the rest of his herd for a devastating charge.

Side Whiskers Lion– A very sophisticated and well-mannered albeit stuffily old lion. He is a master military tactician and knows exactly what to say to get out of sticky social situations. However he is very cowardly and will avoid combat at all costs! Sports a royal British accent!

Once per day, Side Whiskers Lion is able to conjure hot kettles of tea, crumpets including tables and chairs if there are none available while stopping time for 5 minutes. Allowing you and any parties involved regardless of affiliation to enjoy a refreshing cup of tea before resuming where and whatever activity left off!

Fu Manchu Panda – This panda hides a devious and calculating mind behind a mask of childlike innocence! He can plan out the most subtle yet elegant schemes to put you ahead of the competition while leaving no trace of evidence! However it will take many months and even years for the panda to hatch a plan! Sports a silky Chinese accent! You receive a magical pair of chopsticks that can detect poisons, curses and those who eat with them are compelled to speak the truth!

Horseshoe Stallion – Fiercely loyal and reliable! This amazing horse doubles both as a familiar and as well as a faithful steed with limitless endurance! Go anywhere and everywhere in style! Also has a powerful diamond hoofed kick! However, this stallion possesses the intelligence of a regular horse. On command, Horseshoe Horse can transform into a pegasus for air or a capricorn for water travel, even allowing you to breath underwater!

Neckbeard Grizzly– A protective and somber bear! Empowers your defenses and has a powerful maul attack! He has a bit of a down to earth personality with a dark sense of humor! Sports a gruff Russian accent and prone to alcoholism and singing of folklore songs! Once per day, Neckbeard Grizzly is able to conjure a bottle of rejuvenating and health restoring vodka, warning drinking this magical drink excessively causes drunkenness even to a muscle wizard’s staunch constitution!

Van Dyke Viper –A very pompous and foppish snake! He knows the ins and outs of the latest fashion scene, ensuring you always look and pose your best! Has a paralyzing bite attack, a keen mind for political intrigue and is always urging and pampering you to higher positions of authority. Has George Takei’s voice. Once per day, Van Dyke Viper is able to conjure a complete stylish outfit of the latest fashion trend, slightly empowering all active FLEX techniques you have learned.

Pompadour Boar – An overconfident and rebellious greaser, this boar knows his way around automobiles, and capable of instructing you to build and fix up the best rides! He won’t be your familiar for free though, demanding hair care products and copious amounts of cigarettes to feed his nasty habit lest he becomes a dead waste of space. He has powerful goring tusks and Elvis Presley’s voice. Pompadour Boar can be slain and cooked to produce the most succulent roast boar you’d ever had! Burn the remains to ash and Pompadour Boar will be brought back to life the very next day!

Chevron Cat – A chivalrous knight and house cat who follows a strict code of honor and speaks only in truths! This feline can do a variety of mundane tasks and jobs from maintenance, cooking, bookkeeping to running errands better than other familiars. If you lie, be deceitful or act dishonorably and evil, Chevron Cat will forsake you and spread your wicked ways to all muscle wizards around. Chevron Cat sports a French musketeer’s accent. Chevron Cat has nine lives, once per day you can exchange one life to avoid a fatal attack, using up all nine lives causes Chevron Cat to disappear forever.

CHALLENGES: May I suggest a challenge or quest if you will to start off your new life in muscle wizardry? [CHOOSE ONE CHALLENGE]

Home Sweet Home: All I ask is that you live happily and merrily for the rest of your days! You shall be returned to your old life, at the exact time of day and location you were whisked away! You can use your new found strength and skills however you please to make your life more convenient, to succeed or bring meaningful change; the power is in your hands! Because your world possess very little in ways of magic or danger, opportunities to improve beyond your current skillsets and strength are nonexistent.

War of Succession: All I ask of you is to speak softly and carry clenched fists! These are dangerous times indeed! The current Grand Master of all muscle wizardry; the King of Fists has passed away without naming an heir! All the different sects and denominations of muscle wizardry are thrown into disarray! An elector court of masters are holding the peace but not for very long. War is brewing and tension is thick! Watch your back! Many among our ranks are ever ambitious to advance their standing at the expense of their follow peers! And the coming war will be brutal and merciless! Brothers will turn on brothers, until only one is left standing; crowned the rightful successor! If you survive, your name and power will be the stuff of legend! I pray we don’t meet on the battlefield…

The Champion’s Call: All I ask of you is to seek glory! A great champion is seeking a noble challenger that will sate his hunger for the divine conflict and supreme struggle! They say he has claimed the lives of thousands of mighty warriors and wizards from every walk of life, putting their worlds to the flame when offered pitiful sport! What say you young muscle wizard are you up to the call? Who knows what wondrous secrets and treasures awaits the worthy? If he is truly impressed by your display of strength and skill he might even take you on as his successor!

Conquer the Future: All I ask of you is to crush your enemies, drive them before you! And hear the lamentations of their women! The world is ripe for the picking and only the strongest can survive! Before your time, a great disaster has befallen our lands that left much of it in desolation. Food and water are scarce commodities and the weak huddle in the ruins of the old world! Conquer young muscle wizard! Only then can you shape a future worth living in!

Frontier Law: All I ask of you is to uphold the law! On the most remote frontier lands, hives of scum and villainy thrive and fester! Failed and corrupt muscle wizard initiates gather there, perversing our teachings, using our techniques and strengths to oppress and terrorize the common people! Stop them at all costs and bring them to justice! Generous rewards and bounties await for those that can!

Eternal Silence: All I ask of you is one final task! Reinforce the seals and bindings that imprison the horrible abomination within the pit of silence! The first muscle wizards trapped that thing under a mountain and sealed it with their own lives, and there it remained for thousands of years! But I fear the seals are weakening, temporal and spatial anomalies are appearing at an alarming rate; that is how you came to me! Sightings of mysterious shadowy spectres, trails of oily ichor and disappearances along the mountains grow more frequent every passing day! If the Beast of Silence ever escapes its prison… it would spell the end of the multiverse as we know it…

Free Spirit: All I ask of you is to roam free and to journey where your heart desires! You have learned all I have to offer and there is nothing left to teach you, the multiverse offers endless possibilities! Go forth young muscle wizard venture to unexplored worlds, make contact with new and exciting peoples and civilizations, discover ever more exotic and rare techniques and above all have a grand old time!

Good luck young adventurer! May your journey be ever boisterous and filled with jolly cooperation and heart pumping adventure! TALLY O!