Mark DRAPEAUSuccessful Social Networking While Intoxicated

@cheeky_geeky

Self-help books assume you are sober.YOU AREN’T.

REALITY

Fantasy: sober, smart

conversations

Try winning friends and influencing people like this, Dale Carnegie!!

Don’t let being wasted stop you from achieving your goals.

Discrete 89-variable multiple

regression analysis (p < 0.01).

Assumptions

1) Networking while intoxicated (NWI) with temporary memory loss

2) Photos of you will be taken at events and uploaded to public websites

3) Hidden clues exist about where you were and what you were doing

Lesson 1: Step and Repeat

Lesson 1: Step and Repeat(Advanced: Celebrities)

a b

Lesson 2: Dress Loud and Proud

Lesson 2: Dress Loud and Proud(Advanced)

Never back down from a

good accessory

Sunglasses at night!

Scarves in the summer!

Flamingos! (?)

Lesson 3: Nametag Events Only

“Hi, my name is Mark!”

Lesson 3:Nametags(Advanced)

Try to get your name

projected on a wall, even

if that means speaking

about stuff.

Lesson 4: Celeb/Women Photos

Photogs hound powerful people, and you can too!

Lesson 4: Celeb/Women Photos

Photogs hound groups of women,

and you can too!

Lesson 4: Celeb/Women Photos“The Trifecta”

Lesson 5: Large Group Photos

TAGGED

Lesson 5: Large Group Photos(Advanced: Nightclubs)

The Morning After

Photo likely taken in U.S.

Harvard?

Nametags involved.

loud and proud

The Morning After

loud and proud

Begins with a “C”

No nametags, many women. Tentatively classify as charity event.

Cancer ribbon?

The Morning AfterW Hotel, located

somewhere rainy

High level of difficulty. She dresses like she’s from Florida (?)

For the truly advanced: Staff up.

If you truly want to take your NWI to

the next level, hire personal

stalkers.

Happy networking!(Please be careful with your new powers.)

Cheers!

@cheeky_geeky