going loppy- an asylum part 4

8/9/2019 Going Loppy- An Asylum Part 4

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“Ugg I never thought journalism was a fancy word for garbo.”



But I got some dirt on Victoria Andrews.

“This is a little too close to Flower’s in the Attic for me.”



Isn’t it lovely? I realized my inventory is full of trash from my bin rummaging adventures so I tossed it out on the lawn to see if there was anything in it.

Nothing like a nice bit of trailer trash landscaping to say ‘crazy people live here’.

Val was nice enough to come clean it all up.

But what are those pink things?



At first I thought they were old Polaroid cameras. Old torch heads? Why would they be with leaves? And why would leaves stink like that anyway?

Must be this journalism track, I am over thinking sim rubbish. O_o



But I really don’t like dishing up dirt on the neighbours; well not unless they deserve it.

I see the note by stories and reviews that I need to improve on, that it says I can write about local advents. This grill-a-thon is the first I have seen.



Oh well at least I served up five plates and will be remembered...although if it was for my generosity or my burnt sand covered snags is debatable.

But I don’t see any writing opportunity after this on the computer related to this event. Wasted effort I think.



“Well hi there, are you new here?”



“Nah-nah-na-na-nah!”

Ashley newest favourite thing to do is talking and playing in the mirror.



“Censored plumbing!”

Seriously- karima = broken plumbing.



I’m on my way to work so it will have to wait. I think I look like a spy now. A rummaging rubbish spy perhaps?

I’ll have to title my next book “Adventures in trash.”



Ashley has also taken to insulting everyone.

>haha< “carrot top!”



“You look like a grape!”



Even so Ashley is still the most popular house member. She is friends and best friends with everybody.

I’m sure playing tag half the night boosts the friendship scores quite a bit.



Here Ashley is going nuts over the bad food in the fridge.



Now we have the many sad and worried faces of Tina.



Poor Tina goes around looking like she lost her best friend a lot of the time.



*Oh dear, oh dear. Ashley is talking to herself again*



Ashley: “Ebby ebby ebby”

Tina >wrings hands<



“Help! Crazy woman at 12 o’clock!”

Which one?

I’m starting to see a pattern with how each simself copes around here. More subtle then a TS2 breakdowns, but consistent none the less.



“A park bench! How shocking!”



“I don’t know if I can take such excitement.”



Fuzzy seems to be not looking after herself as well. I keep seeing desperation signs. So I am following her around to see if she will pass out.

Val just beat her to a bed.



Karima beats her to cleaning the toilet.

Karima: “Yah I got here first”

Fuzzy: “Crab cakes”

Tina: “Some of us just want to use the loo!”



Pixx: “Fuzzy if you don’t get to bed you will be like flower seeds, falling on the floor!”

“Never. Fuzzy does not pass out.”



“See I made a bed, go away!”

Talk about in the red. And yes I am checking, it’s more fun to follow those who are way down on needs.



It’s true even with zero energy Fuzzy does not pass out...



“Get out of the toilet Karima!”



“Urrk”



I went dumpster diving again; this time at the Harts. I wonder can he see me? I went to take a closer look...



>Covers eyes< Seeing your male neighbour sitting on the bog -not a sight you want to remember.

I did however dig up scandal on Darie Hart. When I checked my inventory I also had some iron and two bath duckies! I wonder if the scandal was that the

Harts talked to each other through bath ducks instead of teddy bears. Sim ears will be twitching for this bit of tabloid gossip!



My article on Duckies verses Teddies was snapped up and I got promoted to Professional Blogger.



Back at home karima copes/reacts to be confined in here in the best way she knows how, by breaking the sink.

“I need to get out of this joint!”

I’m doing my best!



“Turn off the water! Turn off the water!”



Karima “Oh I feel better now, I think I’ll cook dinner.”

Tina: “She broke the sink!”



“WHHAA!!”



“karima! How are we supposed to wash the dishes now?!”

“Erm...lick them?”

>growl<



But karima had other things to worry about- such as that toilet visit she never bothered with earlier.



Tina >Tries not to laugh<

Surprisingly Ashley remains calm about it all.



Tina: >hehe< “Who needs Days of our Lives anyway.”

This is the first time you have looked remotely happy for days.

Sorry for the fish bowl photo, they will do this in tiny rooms or next to walls.



Zzz-A nice massage-zzz



*Must be neat and tidy and make my bed*



She may be neat when it comes to the house but her personal hygiene has gone to pot.



“Opps.”

That’s two for karima and two for Fuzzy. Winner of the most bladder failures will win a plasma TV!

“Oh_yah.”



On second thoughts, the house has gone to pot too.

Or maybe it’s the fault of the broken sink? I haven’t checked to see if it can be used. But still no one seems to be complaining.



I have more important things to do such as >gulp< Fixing my computer for the third time. I’m not sure who’s to blame for this.



*Oh corn fritters and hot-dog! Can’t anyone clean up?!*



See behind me? The sink is fixed! Gah! I hate housework! But this amount of flies is too much even for me.



Karima is too busy arguing with Val. Val is definitely arguing more.

“But Val there are no seasons here yet. It ’s always sunny.”

“No I won’t have sunny skies and fluffy clouds! It will be raining and miserable!”



“Talk to the hand!”



An actual sit down meal, at a clean table, with no green stink trails. Medal to us all! Ok so the food is burnt, but three out of four is pretty good.



Now It’s Jilly’s turn to be followed around. She is desperate for bed but none are vacant.



I missed the sneak up, but Ashley gave Jilly a fright in the bedroom.

Of course if she had gone to bed instead of peering at herself in the mirror this wouldn’t have happened.



Ashley then nabs the recently vacated bed for herself while Tina distracts Jilly with some silly faces.



Beds once more full Jilly goes to wash up the dishes. Very commendable, but there is a vacant couch.



ZZZZZZZZZZ

>plop<



Pixx: “That will be us next if we don ’t watch out.”

Karima “Tell me bout it.”



Tina ‘The cook’ finally gains her first cooling point!



>Hehe< “A window!”



*Why are those beds always full?*



But once again, a zero energy Fuzzy grabs a newly vacated bed. No passing out for Fuzzy today.

Also I got another promotion and am now an Anonymous Source handler.

Now I have to gain four charisma skills as well as improving in writing and bin digging digging up stories on the town. I’m supposed to be able to interview

people but haven’t discovered how yet maybe next time

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