My cheese, mine!

I realized last chapter that I’ve hardly shown any of Jess aka Pippi Longstocking.

So here is a day in the life of Jess.

Watches movies.

Eats

Hangs out with Scribbles

Baths and takes herself to bed.

Jess is so far taking care of herself very well.

My simself continues to dig up water pipes and rocks.

And be diddled out of her cheese! Gem quite tossing my grilled cheese!

“But it wasn’t fresh and gooey any longer; plus sinks need cheese too!”

Jess!

“What?”

“Are you going to do something interesting?”

“Nope, but I like watching Ani-mei and Fuzzy!”

“It’s okay Ani-Mei we will get through this”

“Waaha! I need Reias babies!”

So it’s synchronized worry hands, but it looks sweet.

So these four went out to play football with no sign of any fights between Ani-Mei and Sawyer as they were too busy.

But I hope Ani-Mei isn’t turning her attention towards Chewy. It’s odd not to see Fuzzy hovering around his side like a mother Eagle.

“That’s because this place is a mess!”

“And so are my teeth, so I’ll just check them as I go.”

Maybe you

should dye

them green.

You

think?

Wonderful! Fuzzy did all of one side and then Chewy took over and did down the second side.

“Aye between us two we’ll keep this place ship shape.”

Ya missed a spot!

Okay, so maybe Jess did finally lose it.

“Ohhh my naked hu-un-ger”

“Jess! Drop that sandwich!”

“But I like it.” >chomp chomp<

“Pretty please with a tickle cherry on top?”

“Hmm let me think about that.”

“Maybe now?”

*sigh*

Play tickle does not seem to be the most effective mover.

“Go Ani-Mei Go!”

Looks like they are all taking bets on Ani-Mei now.

“Oi! You two are getting dust in my cheese!”

So what, get back there and eat it!

20 eaten! Keep going!

“Bah, I’m too full.”

“I think I can fit in some more now!”

“Oh help us all, I don’t know which smells worse, Dr Jo Cheese or Scribbles!”

Next morning!

$4000 Ming vase kaching! Now I won’t have to worry about bills and I can get on more with eating.

But that’s a deadly thought in an asylum because you never know what will come next.

No, no cooking fires, everyone is cooking surprisingly well.

There was Sawyers shrink visit. Ten points to Sawyer to be the first, he wins a certificate and some two year old chocolates.

There was also another ‘tree fire.’ Again put out by the rain.

And this was hilarious, I was majorly cracking up.

“Congratulations on your two best friends Esme.”

“Why thank you Chewy”

“Urm don’t mind me at all, I’ll just keep sitting here...”

“Chewy, Fuzzy needs some privacy, I’ll wait over here.”

“Hole in one Fuzzy!”

“What is this, a spectator sport? Go away!”

“You know Fuzzy is taking a really long time, do you think she wants us to leave?”

“Nah, she likes the company.”

*Urg to kill rising*

“Right out you both go, when a man’s got to go he’s got to go.”

“Hang on now!”

“Well no actually I can’t.”

“Get lost Esme it’s my turn now, who in their right minds wants people watching, sheesh.”

“But I was here first!”

Will kill

them both!

Once again Jess decides getting naked is the way to get screen time.

Why me, why am I always the one here?

Scribbles kicks things up a notch and moves onto dirty jokes...about thermometers... err that doesn’t bare thinking about.

S

Look! Tomatoes! They may not be tasty, but they will keep the fridge from running out. My simself was so tired I had to leave half and send her to bed-

the controllable is not the one who is supposed to pass out! Also when are you guys going to start doing that! Slackers!

No just when Dr Cheese thought it was safe to go to bed I see this outside. Roaches! I never saw the bin get kicked over. Great.

Soon joined by Fuzzy. My simself was really tired by this point but I made her go ring pest control and hoped no one else decided to take the last bed or

go stomping.

But either we had fast roaches or we have multiple families of them as they went across the road to stomp as well as down the road. Urrgh.

Quick Uncle podge, move!

I think its Uncle flat now.

We soon had a roach party. Scribbles does the stomping dance in her bare feet while Ani-mei livens things up slapping Sawyer. Fuzzy cries and Esme

wonders what all the fuss is about. On her planet they would have been recycled into shoes.

Annnd, they finally move on from tickles and bad taste jokes to hugs.

“Can you >sob< remove them from between my toes?”

“Err...”

“It’s okay; I’ll save you from

the roaches Scribbles.”

Aww shiny hearts.

“Scribbles I love you, but please go use some deodorant or something!”

Scribbles seems to have trouble finding the shower.

So far no flu pop ups. But I saved soon after and haven’t played again yet.

Also I’ve finally worked out a plan of attack for the cheese that seems to work most of the time.

Serve it up and call to meal.

Place the single plates back in the fridge.

Distract with a joke, cancel and place left grilled cheese in the fridge.

Distract next person with a joke and eat their cheese! Fuzzy and Ani-mei had a few bites to stop them starving and I have less to eat before getting that

memory. Jokes seem to work better than tickles.

I’m only losing when too many arrive for the meal or someone refuses to get up for the joke.

The score is 22 days until elder and 30 grilled cheese eaten. And that’s a short update as it’s all the pictures I have.