fifty shades of orange: building bots with personality

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If dogs could drive they would totally devise a way so a car could NOT be driven in the same way in the same place again!

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DOCTOR:Tellmeyourproblems.Pleaseterminate(ELIZA)inputwithaperiodoraquestionmark.PATIENT(Human):Menareallalike.ELIZA:INWHATWAY?PATIENT:They'realwaysbuggingusabout

somethingorother.ELIZA:CANYOUTHINKOFASPECIFICEXAMPLE?PATIENT:Well,myboyfriendmademecomehere.ELIZA:YOURBOYFRIENDMADEYOUCOMEHERE.

PATIENT:HesaysI'mdepressedmuchofthetime.ELIZA:IAMSORRYTOHEARYOUAREDEPRESSEDPATIENT:It'strue.Iamunhappy.

ELIZA:DOYOUTHINKCOMINGHEREWILLHELPYOU

NOTTOBEUNHAPPY?

PATIENT:Ineedsomehelp,thatmuchseemscertain.ELIZA:WHATWOULDITMEANTOYOUIFYOUGOTHELP?

PATIENT:PerhapsIcouldlearntogetalongwithmymother.

ELIZA:TELLMEMOREABOUTYOURFAMILY

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Master,

you’vebuilttheperfectparanoidschizophrenic,

WHY?TodisproveallthoseFOOLSwhosaidIwas

YouRAT

It’saTrap!

Havesomecheese

He’saGangster

Iain’tnoRAT,MafiaMan

Themobbetagainstya,pal!

(DGAMBLING:DMAFIA0.2)(DTHREAT:DDHARM0.5)(DMAFIA:FEAR0.2)(DTHREAT:FEAR0.5)((FEARHIGH)&DDHARM:DGANGSTER)

((DISTRESSHIGH)à (FIND_CAUSE))

((SHAMEHIGH)&(FIND_CAUSE)à (CONCLUDE:(CAUSE_FROM_OTHER)))

It’sallYOURfault!

ELIZA:Tellmeyourproblems.Pleaseterminate inputwithaperiodoraquestionmark.PARRY:Peoplegetonmynervessometimes.ELIZA:IamnotsureIunderstandyoufully.PARRY:Youshouldpaymoreattention.ELIZA:Supposeyoushouldpaymoreattention.PARRY:You'reentitledtoyourownopinion.ELIZA:WhatmakesyouthinkIamentitledtomyown

opinion?

PARRY:Itbothersmejusttobearoundpeopleingeneral.ELIZA:Pleasegoon.PARRY:IwenttothetrackatBayMeadowsawhileback.ELIZA:Whatdoesthatsuggesttoyou?PARRY:Iwenttotheraces.ELIZA:Whatelsewouldyouliketodiscuss? PARRY:Horseracinginterestsme.ELIZA:Whatelsewouldyouliketodiscuss?

PARRY:Gamblinghasbeennothingbuttroubletome.ELIZA:Whydoyousaythatjustnow?PARRY:I'vehadexperiencewithcrooks

gamblingatthetrack.ELIZA:IamnotsureIunderstandyoufully.PARRY:I'vealreadytoldyouenoughaboutthat.ELIZA:Pleasegoon. PARRY:Iwenttotheraces.

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It’sjustTrumpturnedupto11,

innit?

Putin’OnTheRitz…

Releasethememo

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Toseeaunicorninyourdreamsymbolizeshighideals,hopeandinsightinacurrentsituation.

Toseeyourheartinyourdreamsignifiestruth,courage,love,andromance.

Thesignisalwayslessthantheconceptitrepresents,whileasymbolalwaysstandsforsomethingmore

thanitsobviousandimmediatemeaning.

Ja,OK.

Hmm,Iconcur

Thisisbetter.

Tellme

yourstory,Mr.Parry

I’lltellyouashocker,doc…

…aboutgamblingandthemafia

Ihadanargumentwiththebookiewhodidnotpayoff.LateronIrememberedhehadfriendsintheunderworld

andIthoughthewouldusethemtogetevenwith

me.

Didhegetevenwithyou?

Ithinkheisbehindthegangsterswhoareouttogetme.