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~~~~~Cf~ AURARIA RADIO: Sounds good but these airwave pilots have· some crashes in the past.

BIG MAC: Its lots are being men­tioned as a possible solution to Aurarla's parking problem.

THE LEFT: It thinks it has the right answers.

"MISSING": You've heard of the movie now read what Its about and why its controversial.

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UnconstitutionalltY. ot action recognized

'lnciteful' poster ban rescinded f by Margaret A. Du~is

After realizing that censoring of posted material is indeed un­constitutional Auraria student af­

.Jairs officials have rescinded their temporary ban on material they considered "inciteful."

The officials, according to Deanna Aday, assistant to UCD's dean of student affairs, also

).ealized the ban penalized students who were not involved in the violent incidents that had pro-

mpted the censorship. The ban resulted from recent

clashes between pro-Khomeini students and members of the CCD Moslem Student Society (MSS), but was applied to all postings which student affairs considered "inciteful."

Student affairs officials in­itiated the ban following the most recent shirmishes between the MSS and some pro-Khomeini students.

On March 4, in the lobby of the

East Classroom Building, some pro-Khomeini students took issue with a MSS poster which called for the overthrow of the Kho­meini' s Islamic Republic.

A fight ensued and Auraria Public Safety (APS) broke up the disturbance. Later that day stu­dent affairs officials decided to review the posting policy and issue a temporary ban on "in­citeful" postings.

Though they issued the ban stu­dent affairs officials were unable

Misuse of CCD funds charged by Michael Gilmore

CCD faculty members have won a small victory in their two­

-;rear struggle to force an in­vestigation into a former CCD president's illegal transference of funds from instructional to ad­ministrative areas.

_.., At its meeting March 11, the State Board of Community Col­leges began an investigation into charges that CCD is "top heavy" with administrators.

According to Keith Dallas, a ~

CCD faculty spokesman, Robert · of continuing the improper use of Lahti improperly used approx- funding. imately $750,000 from Resident CCD President G. Owen Smith Instructional funding for use in has confirmed the misuse of at administrative areas. Lahti also least $218,000 by Lahti under allowed the faculty to decrease to previous guidelines. Present a ratio of 2.3 instructors per ad- misuse of funds is hard to deter­ministrator, Dallas claims. mine, according to CCD-A Vice

"Were out of balance," chair- President Meyer Titus, as "those man of the State Board of Com- guidelines are no longer in ex­munity Colleges, Angelo Daurio, istence. said. "And we have a responsibili- "How and where funds are ear-ty to study the problem~" marked at present is not quite

Faculty members have also ac- clear," Titus said. cused the present administration continued on page I+

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to define "inciteful." Aday then, relying on her own judgement, removed all posters in the East Classroom Building which she believed to be "inciteful."

According to Aday, the chief officers of student affairs, "having time to sleep on the problem," met with various AHEC officials, student government chairmen, and Skip Rhone, coordinator of international students' services, to review policies on posted material and redefine the problem.

"We decided to not look at the poster as the problem, but look at the students who are involved in the violence as a problem," Aday said.

In case of violent disturbances, student affairs will first call APS to deal with the offenders.

In addition, Aday said students who are repeatedly involved in the disturbances could be subject to disciplinary action, · such as suspension.

Bulletin board items are subject to previous posting policies which deal with physical elements (size, allotted time for posting), rather

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Coors salutes the Intramural Team

of the onth!

The Coors Intramural team of March. Innertube water polo champions The Vaselinelncs; from left to right, Mark Weber, Robin Erikson, Ed Clarke, Jeff Klenda, Bob Crepeau, Deb Goodmen, Karen Knutson, Greg Wasinger and Dave Schaffer.

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Movie cancelled, budget blamed --· f b R p llizz · dent Activities accountable for the en- showing is losing money. viding students with the late showing

- y · ·Be . i tire $7,000 movie budget. Each film costs between $100 and may be more important than the show's The weekly 9 p.m. movie in the Johnson considered going to Roberta several hundred dollars and rarely does inability to meet expenses. Johnson said ..

Auraria Student Center has been discon- Smilnak, associate vice president of any film showing make money. Since she plans to meet with Smilnak and will linued despite the protests of late-night MSC Student Affairs, to requ~t either the late showing seldom meets its low consider reinstating the late show. movie goers. more money or that Student Affairs co- overhead it became a target of Johnson's All parties involved have expressed an

The decision to cut back showings was sponsor the movie program. budget pruning. interest in students', faculty's and staffs .,'lade by Gina Johnson, MSC student ac- However, Johnson did not request Johnson is sympathetic to students' opinion, and welcome any comments.

tivities director in an attempt to reduce more student fees money, feeling it displeasure with her decision. Contact Gina Johnson at 629-2595 or losses. would be futile given the demands for ''.I feel bad about it, but we have to Roberta Smilnak at 629-3077.

The movie program was co-sponsored those funds. survive," Johnson said. "I'm just trying last semester by both MSC Student Ac- "The money situation now is a real to protect the students' money. I have to Abortion symposium April 1 tivities and Aswciated Students of MSC. problem," Smilnak said. "Gina has to take the heat for it."

_. At the time, Loring Crepeau, ASMSC consider taking money from other areas Johnson also recognizes that pro--:. president, considered his administra- within her budget to support the film

The Organization for Philosophical Inquiry UCO/MSC will tackle the con­troversial topic of abortion on April 1. tion's involvement in the movie program program." ·

a good thing. Johnson is acutely aware of the "As a result of the revenue from the precipitous position of Student Ac­

movies, we were able to convert regular tivities. funds to income funds," Crepeau said. "We're walking a tightrope between

.;_ Club and organization funds that are good service and good business," obtained by investment are considered Johnson said. "I've got to do some trim­income funds and may be held from ming and revamping. It's a real battle semester to semester. Regular funds that trying to stick to a budget and, at the are not used during the allotted semester same time, provide a service. are transferred to a fund used to cover "Unfortunately, the budget doesn't unexpected expenses for all clubs and · pat you on the back and say, 'great

J;>rganizations. job.' " When Scott Woodland, former assis- Johnson apparently saw the late show

tant to Johnson and prime mover behind as a good place to begin her trimming. the movie program, resigned in ·Despite having to pay the projectionist December, Crepeau withdrew student only minimum wage and the ticket seller government's financial backing. only slightly more, Johnson says the 9

Crepeau felt that without an assistant p.m. showing is not feasible. She con­·-director, the movie program would not tends that since the beer offered for sale

get proper attention. This move left Stu- at each show is often not all sold the

Poster· ban continued from page I

. - than content of posted material, with •two exceptions.

Posters printed in a foreign language must have an English. translation printed on the same poster.

Also, the student affairs officials decided "posters will ·not be approved

.which are libelous in nature or which advocate illegal activities." Aday said the attorney general will review the legality of this section.

"I don't want to be a censor. That's not why I took this job," Aday said. "But we have to do something about the

tproblem. "The ·campus is supposed to be a

forum for free speech. We need to deal with ~hy it's not a forum for free speech rather than deny it."

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The fair is open to all students and alumni on the Auraria campus. · This event will allow the students to meet with company representatives to discuss future employment opportunities.

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MSC represented at 9 Who Cares

An MSC administrator and student were honored March 9 by KBTV, Chan­nel 9 as winners of the station's 9 Who Care award.

Eric Hughes is the assistant director of admissions at MSC. The great grandson of Booker T. Washington, he founded Neighborhood Arts Development Corp. in 1979. Neighborhood Arts provides support services to arts and artists.

Leta Silva, an MSC student studying audiology and counseling, has been volunteering for the Listen Foundation at Porter Hospital since 1979. She works in the MSC speech and hearing clinic performing administrative and support activities.

The awards are given annually to nine outstanding Colorado volu~teers.

Panel members will present both the pro-life and pro-choice sides to the abor­tion issue, · Mildred F. Jefferson, M.D., national president of Right to Life and John M . Frame, associate professor at W estminister Theological Seminary in California will present the pro-life argu­ment.

Warren M. Hern, M.D. director of the Boulder abortion clinic and author of Abortion in the 70's and the Abortion Services Handbook, and Rick C. Doepke, assistant professor of philosophy at MSC will present the pro­choice side.

The symposium is open to the public and will be held at St. Cajetans from 1 to 3 p.m. For more information contact Nate Johnson at 761-3832 or 629-3097.

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KHUM: Benefit or burden? by Randy Golkin

Getting a radio station on the Auraria campus is a new and intriguing issue and could be a valuable educational tool.-

But to the organizers of KHUM Denver Educational Broadcasting Inc., who've been trying to get this communi­ty access station started long before the Auraria campus ever existed, it's been a lengthy and frustrating process.

Instead of sailing smoothly along the airwaves, KHUM has traveled a rocky and winding management and financial road which after several years has left it with a bad reputation and thousands of dollars in debt.

KHUM now has new members on its board of directors who have submitted a proposal to bring their station without a home to Auraria.

However, before students decide to fund KHUM - an idea strongly sup­ported by Auraria student governments - with a raise in student fees of one dollar per student per semester the KHUM history should be told.

The concept of having another public service radio station in Denver (KCFR was the first) was first conceived by Gerald Green in 1973.

Green began the time-consuming and

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tedious process of applying for a Federal Communications Commission frequen­cy later that year.

"He (Green) realized it would be a long time before anything would hap­pen, so in 1974 or '75 he went up to Telluride, where he is the chief engineer of their station," said Bob Steele, KHUM' s current general manager.

Shortly afterwards, Tobi Kanter, who learned the radio business as a volunteer at KCFR for about five years, became KHUM's new director and general manager.

"She was the station (KHUM) for five or six years," said Max Wycisk, general manager of KCFR and Kanter's former boss.

Kanter, who is no longer with KHUM, took over the organization in 1976. It was a stormy relationship.

Three years and over $16,000 dollars later KHUM was granted a construction permit to build a radio station for broadcasting on the 89.3 FM frequency.

Since April of 1979, when KHUM first received its frequency, four six­months extensions have been granted to the unaired station.

After having an FM frequency almost three

years, this unborn station still doesn>t have offices

or studios.

"I'm not worrying about the FCC pulling our frequency," Steele said. "They know hvw hard it is to fund a community access station."

KHUM's present extension is valid un­til July of '82. "Then we'll just put in for another one (extension)," Steele said.

After having an FM frequency almost three years, this unborn station still doesn't have offices or studios.

Although a lack of funds was the big- · gest obstacle, it wasn' t the only pro­blem. Apparently Kanter buried KHUM in debts and headaches.

"She (Kanter) only told board members what she wanted them to know," said Steele, who replaced Kanter as general manager.

Approximately one year alter KHUM received its frequency, Kanter moved the organization into the Call-to-Action building on 3401 Pecos St.

This old and dingy red-brick building, a former Catholic school, is owned by the Catholic Archdiocese of Denver which rents it as office space.

The offices are available for below market rent and are only offered to non­profit organizations such as KHUM.

"Tobi (Kanter) got free space for a year (1980)," Steele speculated since this was before he joined KHUM. "But after that, instead of paying the $190 each month she just let the bills accumulate."

During KHUM's approximate two­year stay at the Call-to-Action building, it received assistance through the federal CETA/DETA programs.

CETA had provided KHUM with a

qualified staff and also agreed to pay for a copier Kanter had purchased.

"From what I understand," Steele said, "Tobi thought she could make money off the copier by making copies for the other agencies in the Call-to­Action building.

Kanter had led KHUM into a· mountain of troubles and when

President Reagan>s budget cuts went into effect last

October everything erupted.

"Also, when I just got started with the organization last October,'' Steele con­tinued, "she was having problems with the CET A staff - they all filed grievances about her and the DETA people were ready to drop their con­tract."

Kanter had led KHUM into a moun­tain of troubles and when President Reagan's budget cuts went into effect last October everything erupted.

First the funding that KHUM used for the monthly copier payments was slash­ed. Then the GET A staff left because its salary was cut.

But the big boom came only weeks . later when KHUM was evicted from the Call-to-Action building for not paying rent.

"The Tenants Council got together and evicted them for not paying rent for about three years," one of the tenants from the North Denver Workshop of Community Development and Design said. "I remember because it was just when I started working here in October (1981)."

The· KHUM people were disgusted and disillusioned and many of them quit. Kanter, who was the most respon­sible, was relieved of some of her powers. She resigned soon thereafter.

Those remaining with KHUM wanted to send the frequency back to the FCC, but Steele had just joined the organiza­tion and was still optimistic.

The past can>t be forgotten; KHUM>s

outstanding bills come to $29,768.

"I had a loyalty to Auraria; I've been here since 1973," Steele said. "I sug­gested to try and locate at Auraria."

So now with. many new members, KHUM is trying to get approval from Auraria schools to move the station on campus.

But the past can't be forgotten; KHUM's outstanding bills come to $29,768.

Over half the debt - $16,404. - is owed to Haley, Baden and Potts, the law firm that applied for KHUM's license. Over $2,000 is owed to Sabal

and Sobel for the copier Kanter had pur- • chased.

KHUM is also indebted to the Call-to­Action Council for almost $800 in back rent. The rest of KHUM's account payables are: MCI - over $300; Col­orado Surplus Property Agency - over• $200; NFCB, an independent producer network - around $350 for membership dues; Montano Brothers Printing -almost $90; plus Hatfield and Dawson Consulting Electrical Engineers - about

$00. -The list of bills is long and the ~

amounts are large. And even with some of the debtors pressing KHUM for money, Steele remains enthusiastic.

"Had there not been such · a sticky history, I might not be in the position I'm in now," Steele said, laughing.

Next issue: KHUM's Auraria plans.

Film about nuclear explosion aftennath and discussion of , evacuation plans scheduled .. April 1

A program focusing on the effects of a nuclear explosion and the viability of a Front Range eva,c;uation plan will be held on April 1at7 p.m. fo room 254-56-of the Student Center.

Dr. Robert Fried, from the Physicians for Social Responsibility group will speak about the medical realities of a nuclear explosion. Fried will also show the film, The Last Epidemic which - -­graphically depicts the nuclear destruc- •

· tion of a metropolitan area and the aftermath of such an explosion.

Also featured will be Doug Vaughan, a local reporter who has done extensive research and numerous stories on the Front Range's Civilian Relocation Plan. • Vaughan will explain the specifics and feasibility of the plan which calls for the relocation of approximately two million people in the liklihood of a nuclear ex­plosion.

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Parking solutions: garage and re-routing? I· by Kathleen L. Humphreys

The parking situation at Auraria is crowded, inconvenient, frustrating.

These complaints have frequently come to the attention of the director of

,.Administrative Services, Raul Gomez. His department is considering some op­tions and if nothing else some stopgap measures to pos.tjbly aleviate some pro­blems.

"The reason for not providing enough · ,parking space initially," says Gomez, "is -•the limitation of land space."

At the time of construction Auraria's recent growth was unforeseen. Gomez is attempting to alter the situation.

One alternative is the construction of • 1l parking garage in a high utilization ; area. The dilemma, not surprisingly, is

no state money for parking.

million, meaning $35 a year per stu­dent.

Gomez feels parking decal registra­tion weeds out non-Aurarians.

However, a problem does exist with decal parking. People register for one cr~t hour to use the parking and gym facilities. The parking administration is aware of this but can do nothing without penalizing legitimate students.

Another practice is to purchase a decal after registering for classes and then dropping those classes. According to Gomez, these students could even­tually be detected by computer and tow­ed or ticketed.

CCD registrar Jan Loomis disagrees. He argues that AHEC will probably not .>e.

have a~ to college records due to _!! confidenti&l.ity. Loomis also pointed out ~ that part-time students are very much a .>e.

part of each institution. ~ An 800-space garage would cost $5.5 million with a 20-year bond principal and an interest rate of 15 percent.

Other forces are sapping parking Will Big Mac be the Auraria parking solution? A shuttle system is resources. Relocation of UCO will add a being considered.

The annual payment would be ~$850,000, not to mention upkeep and

maintenance. Parking rates would dou­ble. Restricted revenue from other lots would boost garage rates to $6 a day.

An agreement to use McNichols Stadium parking is another option. A

,~ s_huttle connecting the campus and. the stadium would complete the plan.

"We may have to go the stadium route first to buy time for financing the park­ing garage construction," Gomez predicted.

, A potential parking site is the land bordered by Wazee between 7th and 12th streets by the Auraria tennis courts. The city, however, is contemplating closing off Lawrence and Larimer streets (at the AHEC's request) and run­ning traffic. along W azee.

• An unpopular possibility is raising ex­isting parking rates to discourage cam­pus parking. Some students have sug­gested that student fees absorb a flat yearly parking rate.

Gomez says, "There are 35,000 people •on campus and 5,000 parking spaces; it

wouldn't be fair for those not using the service."

The annual parking budget is $1.2

new classroom but will take up a park­ing lot. Also, when the Tivoli center opens parking lots B and E (lots nor­theast of Student Center) will be limited to Tivoli customers.

Within five years, a percentage of Tivoli's gross income which should total several million dollars annually will help fund bonded facilities such as the student center, child care center and parking lots and help lessen financial burdens.

Other attempts to maintain existing parking - band aid measures - are in progress. The land on 7th and Wazee Street will open up for parking next week, providing 300 more spaces at 25 cents a day with a decal.

Curb-cut ~nstruction for lots P and Q will occur by next fall, Gomez said. Gomez admits that traffic is piling up onto Larimer and creating congestion. The entrance and exits lanes of those lots will become entrance lanes; and other exit lanes will be constructed.

Gomez insists that parking is available 90 percent of the time.

Gomez says, "When people say they can' t find parking, they are saying they can't find parking next to their destina­tions."

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OplEd Student Body

Presidential Report

Democracy? Elections? Representatives? What does it mean on campus? Apparently, not much.

The UCO elections were extended a week, due to lack of interest on the part of the students. Paid posi­tions cannot be filled easily.

MSC's situation is as bad. For candidates, there are only three people running for the three open Student Affairs Committee's vacancies, and there's only one president/vice president team running for the top spot. No one showed an interest in the position of Student Trustee, and no candidates are in contention for the Student Curriculum Committee.

It is understood that there are lots of outside corners that take the time of students on this campus. Jobs, homes, families. Everyone has something that they'd rather do than specific tasks in student government.

My perception of the whole issue of student involve­ment shows a continued and increased loss of interest and involvement. It seems to me that when there were still a lot of vets at school on the VA program, the in­volvement level was appreciably higher. Now that• more and more students are enrolling directly from high school, the level of commitment is dropping.

What will it take to get students interested? One thing which has been shown to work is direct threat. When MSC's future was in question under the whole merger issue, people involved themselves. Testimony was given to the Colorado Commission on Higher Education by students, faculty members and ad­ministrators. A demonstration was held at the Capitol. People were involved, and that involvement (I'd like to think) had a positive effect.

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There are many issues which need the attention and opposition of student representatives. The Curriculum Committee is under the thumb of the Faculty Senate, and students are treated as a nuisance, rather than as a source of input. The merger issue is once again raising its ugly head. The Student Facilities Policy Council is under the intimidation of two of the institutional representatives on the Council. Committees which provide input to the Auraria Board are solely lacking in student involvement. The situation is critical, and there is no light at the end of the tunnel, short of merger with the Board of Regents of CU, complete loss of student input on matters of curriculum, gutting of the SFPC's parameters and decision-making powers,

and a totalitarian mentality of whatever administra­tion this institution eventually finds itself under.

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It may be too late to act even now. The wheels have been turning against us, and we'll have to get our act together fast - before we lose it all.

The opportunity exists for you, students, to get in- -volved, to learn more about the proverbial system, to make positive changes, and to grow personally. The only other option is to sit back, insist that you have higher priorities, and watch as everything is taken from us.

Forewamingly yours. Loring Crepeau, ASMSC President <11r

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Loss of 'hellraiser' John · Belushi noted Dear Editor: I can almost see it now. The first to

- promote it will be the nightclubs. They'll showcase a "Blues Brothers Night." All the guys who did the schtick on Halloween's past will drag out their dark suits, skinny ties, shades and porkpie hats for a shot.at the $100 grand prize. Hollywood will bring out the "John Belushi Story." The drive-ins will bring back

r Animal House for another fling. Somebody will pedal bootleg Blues Brothers tapes for a hefty fee. Belushi's picture will be on the cover of People and maybe even Rolling Stone.

National Enquirer will tell the "real story" behind his death. The Star will wonder why a_ certain member

s.> Apathy appalling Dear Editor: Although my term as president of the

Accounting Students' Association (ASA) is almost over I am still amazed by the apathy I have noticed on thi;

. campus. Out of the over 1,000 accounting majors at ~ MSC, our meetings have averaged about eight par­

ticipants. This apathy has caused the officers of the ASA to question whether there is a need for this club at all. We have tried different meeting times and adver­tising media, and efforts to involve members in pro­gram selection have brought very limited response.

,,Even cooperation from some of the business faculty in ; announcing our meetings has been hard to obtain.

Our next meeting will be a panel discussion on inter­viewing techniques and basic qualities looked for in "Big 8" CPA firm candidates. Speakers will include representatives from five Big 8 firms. We feel that this is the most relevant of our programs to date and that

:,. attendance will benefit all accounting students even if ,.. not CPA-bound. One of our speakers commented.that

MSC had the least poised and prepared interviewees of all the Colorado colleges visited.

The meeting will be held March 30 at 4 p. m., in room A of 1020 9th Street. We are still looking for replacement officers for next year. Please take time to

.;-show you think this is a worthwhile program. Without ·increased participation there may not be an ASA next year.

Randell Filbrandt

Film cancellation blasted Dear Editor: Who is responsible for the cancellation

of the 9 p.m. movie showings? The projectionist ran the show American Werewolf in London because of the fear of what we would do if he didn't.

I attend the 9 p.m. showings every week because I have class until 8 p.m., and the only time I can see the

..-.movies is at 9 p.m. I also drive a car that day for I miss the last bus, and I can't afford to fight the traffic and weather just to get down to campus.

I'm very angry at the unannounced change of the movie schedule; why weren't there any fliers out on this change? Who ever is responsible for this change is irresponsible to the students and their job.

_, Colleen Brase

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No malicious or libelous letters will be published. Letters critical of this paper's editorial positions

or content will not be withheld from publication. Editor's notes concerning letters will be printed on­ly in the interest of fairness, accuracy or to furnish an answer.

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of the old SNL cast was absent from the funeral. And I'll leaf through the mags while waiting in the

supermarket fast lane, because I do want to know how it happened and why. And I may see Animal House again and pay close attention to that chubby, mischievous face on SNL reruns, searching for a gray ghost behind him, waiting to snatch up a promising future, hoping to see an acquiescence, an acknowledgement that he had served his purpose and was ready to go.

My wife recalls the skit where he plays a bloated Liz Taylor choking on a bone as she stuffs her face. Ironic. And absurd, like much of the humor he did. But in the

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age of preppy Belushi was the low-class foil, direct, physical, spontaneous, live with an L, overcoming all odds through sheer animal energy, the quintessential son-of-immigrant slob getting up in the face of the up­tight, etiquette crowd.

Belushi was known as a hell-raiser but l can picture him as reflective and intelligent. Ten years from now we'll sit around exchanging old memories of favorite Belushi bits and I'll feel a little said. I won't join the J.B. Memorial Fan Club, but I am beginning to understand some of Elvis' fans. It's realizing you've lost one of your own.

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feature Bramhall discusses hard times alternatives

by Bob Sekula Who should we pin our hopes on as

the brightest political stars for 1984? More of Ronald Reagan? Perhaps

George Bush? Then again we have Walter Mondale or Gary Hart.

Such candidates, and the views they represent, are our most likely choices. But many Americans seem less than thrilled with the choices and the pr~ grams.

Where can we turn?

David Bramhall, professor of economics at UCD, thinks that we do have options that can both work and in­volve extending, instead of curtailing, our country's founding principles of democracy and freedom.

Bramhall will speak on "A New Look at Hard Times: Alternatives from the Left," Thurs., March 18, 11 a.m. at St. Cajetan's.

"People have tended to wait for the system to automatically furnish them

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good jobs and good living conditions," Bramhall said, "but it's not quite work­ing out."

He says that many of our dreams seem to have drifted out of sight.

"What chance is there now for people to have local, democratic input into their opportunities and their govern­ment?" says Bramhall. "People can't see any way to create their own jobs, to get involved in self- or locally-managed enterprises. There are less jobs

everywhere and less in the way of rights, and living standards."

Bramhall contends that the growth of huge, unreachable corporations has led to a selfish, competitive, out-for­yourself mentality that has spread everywhere, and a profit motive that ._ guides most decisions.

One of the first things needed is more education, says Bramhall, to see how present political and economic structure inhibits change and affects our whole

UCO economics professor David Bramhall lives so pervasively.

From there, he says, many possibilities inherent in our democratic framework can be seen. Americans must 4 perceive this framework as not set and finished, but as evolving toward an economic democracy - public deter­mination of economic matters that now are controlled by a few who seek only higher profits.

While the term socialism has a bad '" reputation among many Americans, ac­cording to Bramhall, its stress on developing social control over things like the allocation of capital and the means of production is important.

He says that we will need to retain : some centralized functions - such as some national planning and redistributing of wealth, but that the government should return resources to localities, where Reagan's federalism just returns some control over their use.

Bramhall sees many possible fronts for our efforts. We can begin with grass roots organizing around vital issues, then form coalitions as these groups see their common stake in certain fun­damental changes. Such coalitions can easily mushroom into a mass movement. _

In Santa Monica, Calif., a new city government has been elected which is based on some of the principles of ac­tivist Tom Hayden's organization Cam­paign for an Economic Democracy. It began requiring that developers include in their efforts low-cost housing and parks.

Bramhall believes that when movements like Santa Monica's get sup­port and are successful, their constituen­cies will broaden. Voters will begin to elect different officials and form more local alternatives.

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- Missing: a look behind the controversy by Paul Jaffe

One of the lines in "Z", a 1969 movie by Greek-born director Constantin

, Costa-Gavras, runs something like: "Blame the U.S. - even when you're wrong, you're right."

This seems to be the philosophy behind Missing, the latest film from Costa-Gavras which is very much in the same genre. Both films analyze the

;.-- persecution of individuals by self­appointed elements within what is (or in the case of Missing, what was) formally one state apparatus. Elements which have acquired a belief in their historical mission to rid their countries of com­munism, liberalism and democracy, a

" taste for blood, and an American con­nection.

The movie works occasionally as a political

thriller but is more consistently successful as human drama ...

Missing takes place in an unidentified South American country which is easily

,- ""identified as Chile in the immediate aftermath of the ill-fated· 1970-73 socialist governme nt of Salvador Allende. In September 1973 Allende was ejected from the presidency and killed by Chilean armed forces led by Army commander-in-chief Al,lgusto Pinochet.

• Several hundred Americans witnessed these events, which are re-created in Missing. Most of them lived to tell the tale. Charles Horman did not.

Horman was sent before a firing squad by the new government - with, says the film,· the knowledge and com­plicity of the U.S .. embassy in the Chilean capital of Santiago.

Why? Because, Missing speculates, Horman had stumbled upon the presence of a phalanx of U.S. naval of­ficers sent to Chile just prior to the coup

-:- to "do a job." He takes notes; and since these contradict the official U.S. posi­tion of diplomatic neutrality Horman becomes a marked man.

The movie works occasionally as a political thriller but is more consistently successful as the human drama of Mr.

'\ Edward Horman bangin~ his head against the stoniest of bureaucratic walls in search of his son, while slowly com­prehending his fate. In the course of his unsuccessful trip abroad he learns the limits of the value of his American

~ citizenship, ordinarily among the · world's most prized possessions.

The book was entitled "The Execution of Charles Horman"; the movie could well be called "The Education of Ed­ward Horman."

The senior Horman is adequately por­trayed by Jack Lemmon with his by now standard businessman-on-the-breaking­point performance. But Lemmon's trilogy of faith, naivete and suppressed anger is brilliantly set off against the fiery temper and worldy wisdom of his

__ newly-widowed daught~r-in-law,

presented with razor-sharp precision by Sissy Spacek.

Controversy swirls around the film's accusation that Americans planned the military takeover. The State Depart­ment issued a denial, and columnist George Will (Rocky Mountain News, March 12) blasts the film as a piece of "virulently anti-American" propagan­da.

The historical record indicates that: • U.S. government ~probably CIA)

money financed anti-Allende presiden­tial candiates in 1964 and 1970;

• that recipients of CIA money assassinated Chilean Army commander­in-chief Rene Schneider in October 1970 after he made it clear he would not organize a military takeover to forestall Allende's inauguration, scheduled for the following month;

• that American money made its way into the hands of striking Chilean in­dependent truckers in October 1972;

• that U .~ officials led by Henry Kissinger organized an. ipternational

· boycott of bank credit to the Chilean government and spare parts to Chilean industry - a boycott which ceased im­mediately after Allende's overthrow.

In other words, a pattern of long-term U.S. meddling in Chilean politics has been documented. What isn't well documented is the alleged American plotting of the events of Sept. 10-11, 1973, during the actual reversal of power.

. I've usually discounted theories along these lines because of their implication that the Chilean oligarchy is incapable of making its own decisions, and that Chilean generals were incapable of coordinating the movements of ships, planes, tanks and artillery necessary to crush a constitutional civilian govern­ment.

Yet Costa-Gavras is reaching a relatively large American audience while (or is it by?) saying precisely this.

Will describes the box-office success of Missing as "the wages of anti­Americanism." The point of that success is what he is indeed missing. Costa­Gavras is in fact collecting royalties from his comprehension of how to pre­sent a case before the American public.

Will's comparison of Costa-Gavras with the late U.S. Senator Joseph Mc­Carthy is illuminating, but not for the reasons Will probably intends. McCar­thy understood, better than probably any American of this century, how to in­sert oneself into the public eye - that is, how American news and entertainment media operate.

Costa-Gavras understands how American media operate. Will ap­parently does not.

If Costa-Gavras had made a film about the U.S. and Chile which depicted the interventions cited above, and threw away his focus on "the American who knew too much," what chance would he have had to make a big American movie with big American stars backed with big promotion,

distribution and advertising budgets from Universal Pictures? A very small chance indeed.

Costa-Gavras is, most likely, twisting the facts to make them presentable to American audiences via Hollywood and that part of the news media which makes its living off the film industry.

George Will describes the box-office success of

Missing as "the wages of anti-Americanism . . . »

Costa-Gavras understands how American media

operate. Will apparently does not.

This says as much about the media as it does about Costa-Gavras.

A footnote. Anyone wanting to really push the limits of free speech should

' make a film of the book "Assassination on Embassy Row" by Saul Landau and John Dinges. The movie would depict the fate of Allende's exiled minister of defense, Orlando Letelier, whose car ex­ploded one summer evening in Washington; D. C., killing him and an

American co-worker. The book details the plot by five

Cuban exiles and one American ex­patriate, in the service of Pinochet's secret police, to commit the murder. The book also suggests that the then director of the CIA did his best to sup­press information regarding Chilean coordination of the plot - in other words, that he acted as an accessory after the fact.

The release of the movie could be tim­ed for that week in early 1984 when Ronald Reagan announces he's too old to be president for another four years. This will probably be the same weelc that Vice President (and CIA director at the time of the Letelier assassination) George Bush announces his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomina­tion.

Iranian New Year celebrated March 27

The Iranian Culture Club will celebrate Narooz - Iranian New Year - on March 27 at St. Cajetan's. The program, which begins at 7 p.m., will include poems, songs and a film show­ing. All -Auraria students are invited to participate.

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Club Calendar ()scar predictions

It's almost back-slapping time again. On March 29 the Academy of Motion

Picture Arts and Sciences will, for the 54th time, present its coveted award -the Oscar.

Here I present my fearless predictions. I figure I have to do pretty well. My suc­cess rate over the last five years or so has been about 15 percent. I've got to im­prove.

The nominees for Best Actor are: Henry Fonda, On Golden Pond; War-

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ren Beatty, Reds; Burt Lancaster, Atlan­tic City; Dudley Moore, Arthur; and Paul Newman, Absence of Malice.

The winner will be - Henry Fonda, because everybody in Hollywood is afraid he'll die before they can give it to him.

The nominees for Best Actress are: Katharine Hepburn, On Golden Pond; Diane Keaton, Reds; Marsha Mason, Only When I Laugh; Susan Sarandon, Atlantic City; and Meryl Streep, The French Lieutenant's Woman.

The winner will be - Katharine Hep­burn, because everybody in Hollywood is afraid Henry Fonda will die and they don't want to blow Hepburn's apt abili­ty for this. She once won an Oscar because Spencer Tracy died.

Best Supporting Actor nominees are: James Coco, Only When I Laugh; John Gielgud, Arthur; Ian Holm, Chariots of Fire; Jack Nicholson, Reds; and Howard E. Rollins, Ragtime.

The winner will be - John Gielgud. He could win awards by reading soup

, can labels. And he looks great next to Dudley Moore.

The nominees for Best Supporting Ac­tress are: Melinda Dillon, Absence of Malice; Jane Fonda, On Golden Pond; Joan Hackett, Only When I Laugh; Elizabeth McGovern, Ragtime; and Maureen Stapleton, Reds.

The winner will be - Jane Fonda, because everyone in Hollywood thinks Henry Fonda is going to die and they

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want to make the awards a family af~ fair. If she doesn't win the reason will be that they already gave it to Henry and they don't want to make it a family af­fair.

For Best Director the nominees are: Warren Beatty, Reds; Hugh Hudson, Chariots of Fire; Louis Malle, Atlantic City; Mark Rydell, On Golden Pond; and Steven Spielburg, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The winner will not be Mark Rydell because On Goden Pond can't carry that many people on its coattails. Hugh Hud­son won't win because no one's ever heard of him . Warren Beatty is out because Hollywood doesn't take him seriously yet. Steven Spielberg is a loser because Raiders of the Lost Ark was too successful at the box office - all those Academy voters-will be too jealous.

The winner for Best Director will be Louis Malle, because he got a good, if unlikable performance out of everyone in Atlantic City.

It's traditional that the winners of Best Director and Best Picture are · linked - not always, but most of the time. The nominees are - Atlantic Ci­ty, Chariots of Fire, On Golden Pond, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Reds.

This is my longshot. The winner will be - Raiders of the Lost Ark because it's the only one nominated that I went back to for a second viewing, and a third, and a ...

by James _Powers

Poets of Auraria to resurface on April 2

Like Bedouins in the night, the poets on the Auraria campus are prone to disappearing suddenly, only to resurface in somenew location, undaunted by the problems facing the one kind of art that has a bigger union than the audience that supports it.

The latest surfacing will be at the Writing Center, in the basement of St. Cajetan's Rectory on Fri., April 2 from 2-4 p.m. These mysterious creatures called poets will once again put in an appearance on campus.

Admission is free, and gawkers are welcome so long as they keep their mouths shut . . . hecklers will be castrated with a blunt and rusty hacksaw blade, which is an event worth the price of admission even if you don't particularly care for poetry.

Phi Chi Theta meeting Wed .. Morch 17. at 3 p.m .. in rm. 354. Student Center. All interested please attend.

MEChA. MSC meeting at 12 noon. Fri­day. Morch 19. in rm. 230C/D. Student Center. The movie Aevolutlo or Death will follow at 12:30 p.m. 629-3325. Regular meetings held every Fri.. 12 noon. rm. 252. Student Center.

Association of Minority Business Students general meeting. at 1020 9th St .. 6 p.m .. Wed .. Morch 17. Buffet and presentation on future marketing representative positions. 629-3290. AMBS DAY IS WEDNESDAY.

Accounting Students Association presents a panel discussion on inter-. viewing techniques and basic require­ments for the "Big 8" CPA firm can­didates. Rm. A. 1020 9th St .. 4 p.m. on Tues .. Morch 30. Refreshments served. General meeting to follow. to discuss another program for the semester. Qnd next year's officers. 377-1327; 779-0996.

UCO Marketing Club - ·'Getting to Know You" social on Morch 28. at Washington Pork. 1:30 p.m. All UCD Marketing students invited to attend. Bring your own food and beverage.

U<D Women's Center offers on Asser­tiveness Training Workshop on Tues­day evenings through Morch 23. 6-8 p.m., EC 56. No charge. 629-2815.

Single Parents of Auraria meeting Tuesdays and Thursdays. 11 :30 o.m.-12:30 p.m.. rm. 358. Student Center. All interested single parents in­vited to attend & rap.

Alpha Eta McAHo meeting today. march 17. 12 noon. rm. 230C/D. Student Center. All members. new and old. at­tend.

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'False Witness' enjoyable but lacking ~-f by Kelly Abshire I

Reading Dorothy Uhnak's False Witness is comparable to doing a jigsaw puzzle. Unfortunately, you get to the end and discover a few pieces missing.

That is not to say it's not fascinating ... reading.

Sanderalee Dawson, a black model­tumed-talk show host~, is brutally raped and mutilated in her apartment. She is hospitalized in a coma, unable to assist the police. When she finally regains con­sciousn~ she identifies her assailant who

"happens to be the most unlikely suspect possible.

The novel is compellingly realistic. The author, Dorothy Uhnak, was on a police force for 14 years and she accurately re­counts the tedious and sometimes ·frustrating machinations of an actual in-

• vestigation. There is an air of credibility that could only come from first-hand knowledge.

But the plot fails at several critical points. She raises questions and then leaves them unanswered. And what <makes it even more infuriating is that there

~ are major omissions the author herself should have noticed. Even the climax, while it may be flashy and dramatic, is essentially unsatisfying.

The flaws in construction are all the more • regrettable because Uhnak has created

.. some memorable characters who deserv­ed a better plot. There is Lynne Jacobi, bureau chief of the district attorney's of­fice, an ambitious woman who wants to be the D.A. and will sacrifice anyone who stands between her and her goal; Bobby

, Jones, Lynne's lover, whose ruthlessness " surpasses Lynne's; Lucy Capella, a former

nun who becomes almost indispensable to the investigation; and then there is the vic­tim herself, an impressionable and in­secure woman who has never seen herself as the beauty the world reeognizes.

Fa'lse Witness is enjoyable reading that leaves the reader feeling cheated. If the story line had lived up to the writing and the characterization than this book could have been an excellent way to spend an evening. Unfortunately, in the final

~ analysis, it becomes an exercise in inade­. quacy.

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18th century set enhances Shakespeare . ~'

I by Mark Helm MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTillNG By William Shakespeare Directed by Edward Payson Call Choreography by John Broom In repertory at The Stage at the Denver Center Theatre through April 3. . For information 893-4200.

A good time is guaranteed for all who see the production . of Shakespeare's

Much Ado About Nothing in The Stage at the Denver Center Theatre.

Edward Payson Call, artistic director of the Denver Center Theatr:e Company and director of Much Ado, hoped" ... the audience (would) have as much fun watching it as we've had putting it together." He succeeded - the classic

·play is completely enhanced by all" aspects of the performance from superb performances by the actors to the fine ·

choreography. Call chose the 1800s as the time period

of the play rather than the 1600 Elizabethan era when the play was writ­ten. The attire of people in the 19th cen­tury is more identifiable to us in the 20th century than the extant dress codes of the 17th century. The Elizabethan styles did not exaggerate roles in society, but the styles of the 1800s help the audience distinguish between characters.

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The company involves Beatrice (played by Mercedes Ruehl) and Benedick (played by Larry Pine), possibly Shakespeare's wittiest characters, who independently claim they can not be affected by love. They both possess the gift of the acid tongue and frequently use it on one another . They are such natural antagonists that it is strangely fitting when they fall in love.

Benedick's friends connive bun into ~ believing that Beatrice is in love with him. Meanwhile Beatrice's friends do the same. They fall in love in a foolish manner - just the way, they used to contend, all lovers do.

The entire performance is beautifully acted by all the players. Gregg Almquist • is especially adept as Dogberry, the malapropist constable. Alquist is delightful as he truly brings life to one of Shakespeare's more bumbling, inept characters.

The first row of The Stage can actual­ly become part of the _stage itself. The company and director take special ad­vantage of this aspect and allow the au­dience to become quite involved with the play. .

The Stage is rather small but expert choreographer John Broom makes the area seem like a huge ballroom dtlrln_g • the final dance. The dancing of the per­formers also gives the play a special ..... touch.

Much Ado About Nothing is a fine comedy, especially as performed by the Denver Center Theatre Company.

Changing Scene auditions held March 27 ·

The Changing Scene will present "The Last Slumber Party" on May 6. Casting for four women and two men, ages 25-35 will be held on Sat., March 27 at 15271/1 Champa St.

Tryouts require one prepared contem, porary audition piece under three minutes. There will be additional cold :­readings.

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'The Beast' is a real dog Q: What do you get when you take

one sequence from each of the last 30 horror films, throw them in a blender and puree?

A: A . really gross celluloid smoothie? ·

Q: Seriously, if you robbed the tombs of a dozen su~ful(read suc­cessful, not quality) slash and trash films, spliced them together and then ran 10,000 watts of Technicolor through them, what would you get?

A: If not sued probably rich. Q: To bring all this into perspec­

tive, now the clincher. What has the bedside manner of Linda Blair, the

complexion of The Fly, the adoles­cent growth spurts of a Teenage Werewolf, the charm of a hotel fire and the plotline of a phone book?

A: The Beast Within. According to our reviewer, who

refused to admit he sat through this crude creation, the real beast within resides in the heart of the producers: greed and neglect of quality.

Someone should use this film as . practice fodder for another mad slasher flick; then and only then will it be put to good use.

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continuing events American Photographs T odoy 1s the exhibi· t1on currently running at the Emmanuel Gallery. Lawrence & 10th St. The Gallery is open 11 o.m. · 4 p m. for v1ew1ng. Through Apnl 13. 629-2723.

Ae-enterlng the Wor11 Force support group sponsored by UCD Women's Center meets Tuesdays. 2-4 p.m. through Morch 30 1n EC 56._ Also Asserting Ourselves In Life support group meets Wednesdays. 12:30-2 p.m 1n EC 56. through Morch 17. Coll 629-2815 for 1n· formation.

St. Francis Interfaith Center offers doughnuts and coffee every Friday, 9-11 o.m. for o nominal charge. Come and enjoy! 623-2340

sunday 21 Denver Dtologues: "'Planning Issues for Denver'· · T onoko St. Francis Interfaith Center. 3-5 p.m Coll 623-2340 for informo· t1on.

Children's Dlobetes Association at the Aurono Pool. and the East handball courts. 1-3 p.m. 629-3145.

Varsity Soccer Proctke at the Aurorio Soccer Field. N()()() · 4 p .m. 629-3145.

J.S. Boch Birthday Concert at St. John·s Episcopal Cathedral. E. 14th Ave. & Clarkson St .. 8 p.m. Free.

Portrait of Grandpa Doc (Melvyn Douglas) The to~htng story of o young boy· s relatlOll· ship With his grandfather. 4 : 10 p.m .. Channel 6 .

thursda_y 18 S.O.B. 1n rm. 330. Student Center. at 12:15. 2: 15. & 7 p m. Tickets $1 .for students. (25' child/adult) or buy the 5-movie poss for only $4. available at the door.

St. Francis Social Hour for all campus faculty. staff and administrators. 3:30-4:30 p.m .. at the St. FronC1s Interfaith Center. 623-2340.

The Free Enterprise System - Use It or Lose It · UCD PohttCol Science presentation. 10:30 o.m. · 1 p.m., at St. Cojeton's. 629-8317.

V~lty Men's Baseball vs. School of Mines. 1:30 & 3:30 p .m .. at the baseball field. 629-3145.

Mld-doy Break at the Denver Center Cinema. 1050 13th St .. 12:15 p .m. Short films including " A Dog's Ltfe" (Charlie Chophn). "'Bacon Grabbers"' (laurel and Hardy). FREEi

monday 22 Public Safety AgUity T estlng at the Aurono Track area, 7 o .m. · 12 n()()(). 629-3145.

Low Cholesterol Cooking Ooss at Pepper· corn Gourmet Goods and Cooking School. 2040 Broadway. Boulder. 6:30-9 p.m. 449-5847 $18.

Norma Aoe (Solly Field. Beau Bridges) at the Denver Center Cinema. 1050 13th St .. at 8 p.m. 892-0983.

Rippled Shotgun performing country-folk music at Cafe Nepenthes. 1416 Market St .. 9 p.m. No cover charge. 534-5423.

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friday l 9 Storytelling Conference (UCD). 7 o.m. · 10 pm .. at St. Cojeton's. Fee $15-$20: Informa­tion at 629-2717.

MSC Parenting Worl<shop - 8:30 o.m. -4:30 pm .. rm. 254/6. Student Center. 629-3185.

UCO Programs - Bond 1n The Mission. 12 noon. Coll 629-3185 for details.

PEAH Faculty Meeting, 2:30 · 4 p.m .. in PEAH 211. 629-3145

Intramural Floor !iockey. 3 · 6 p.m .. 1n the Aurono gym. Coll 629-3145 for information.

UCO Lecture by Bernard M. Feilden. Ar­chitect. 5:30 · 7 p.m .. SCI 119, with reception to follow 1n Bromley. 2nd Aoor Lecture $2; receptlOll free to students.

tuesday 23 Women's Hike for all levels of ability. minimum age 25. to Crow Gultch near Bailey. with potluch lunch. Register with North Jeffco Porks and Recreation at 424-7733. $5.50.

Portfolio Aevlew by Colorado Institute of Art's graduating sen10rs. at 200 E. 9th Ave .. 6-9 p.m. Free.

.Kogemusho with Yojlmbo at the Ogden Theater. 935 E. Colfax. beginning at 6:30 p.m. $3. Coll 832-4500 for information.

Piigrim, Farewell · o drama about o fiercely independent woman dying of cancer. who wonts to resolve the important relat1onsh1ps 1n her hfe. especially with her estranged daughter With Elizabeth Huddle and Chnstopher Lloyd. 9 p.m .. Channel 6 .

saturday 20 Ston,tellng Conference (UCD). 8:30 o.m. · 12:30 p.m. at St. Cojeton's. Fee $15 · $20: coll 629-2717. -

Petrc>lewls So~I Proctke. 9 a .m. -Noon. at the Aurorio Sohboll Field. 629-3145.

Varsity Men's Baseball vs. Western 5Tote. 1 & 3 p.m.. at the Aurono Baseball Field . 629-3145.

On The Waterfront (Morion Brando) at the Denver Center Cinema. 1050 13th St. . at 10 p.m. Coll 892-0983 for details.

Employee Selection ond Development workshop for small business managers. at Emily Griffith Opportunity School. 1250 Welton St .. 8 o.m. · 12:30 p.m. AegistrotlOll and information at 572-8218. ext. 208. or 571-5310. $7.

wednesday 23 Don ond Bur11e perform country-folk music at Cafe Nepenthes. 1416 Market St .. 9 p.m. No cover charge. 534-5423.

Coll Me Modome (Ethel Merman. Donald O'Conner) at the Denver Center Cinema. 1050 13th St .. 9 p.m. Students $2.50. 892-0983.

Boncroft on T obor · lecture by Carol Bancroft about the Tobar fomili;i 1n Colorado history. at Colorado Heritage Center. 1300 Broadway. 7 p.m. Ticket information at 866-3682. $3.50.

CCD money problems continued from page 1

This year the State Board of Com­munity Colleges has complete control over allocation of funding. The board no longer has definitive guidelines about transferring funds.

Dallas feels the board should adhere to the previous guidelines abused by Lahti until they can form their own.

Lahti at one point reported to the Joint Budget Committee of the State Legislature that cut administrative numbers by 19 · positions through reorganization. According to Dallas, Lahti's reorganization consisted of merely redefining those positions so they came under the Resident's Instructional budget - funding earmarked by statute for educational use only.

"Not only are their salaries coming from instructional funding," Dallas said. "They now have the use of R.I. travel, operating and support money."

Lahti then gave all his top ad­ministrators raises, some as much as 20 percent. That move still angers faculty who were shown, in a recent pool, to be paid $4,000 below· the national average.

Smith ha.s stated he will attempt to move administrative costs out of the in­structional budget starting with the 1982 fiscal year which begins in July.

Dallas and the faculty feel Smith is sincere in his desire to rectify the situa­tion although he is hampered by an ad­ministration that is more "interested in maintaining the status quo than in educating students."

Smith also stated he will need at least two years to make the switchover of funds to avoid administrative layoffs.

Smith's concern over administrative layoffs comes at a time when many faculty members are still angered over

receiving notices of their own possibly layoffs.

At least 30 humanities professors received letters informing them of possi­ble layoffs if enrollment in their areas did not increase.

Six faculty members have been in~ formed they will be laid off in September and at least one, philosophy professor Rafael Mohijca, has filed a grievance against CCD.

At present his campus grievance hear­ing is still in progr~ and he declined comment until it ends.

From 1977 to 1982 faculty numbers have declined from 380 to 260 according· ~ to Dallas, -while administrative numbers have remained constant at 115. In 1979 student enrollment fell to 9,656 but has since bounced back to 10,417 for 1982 while faculty numbers continue to decline.

"They have been doubling up on .• classroom student ratios and cutting out the smaller sections," Dallas said, "Which definitely is not in the best in­terest of the students."

Dallas, a math professor, has been documenting the misuse of funds by • Lahti and is outspoken on the ad­ministration vs faculty issue.

"The purpose of a college is to instruct not administrate, Dallas said.

The Community College State Board also rejected a proposed cut in summer pay for faculty at the March 11 meeting. The board ordered discussions by facul­ty and administrators to determine possible summer administrative cuts.

" If we need to cut costs," Dallas said. "We need to cut them straight across the board."

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FOR SALE: Yamaha 6.50, 1975, runs well, needs body work. $700. 423-8170.

- _: {FOR SALE: 25 in. color console. TV works great }but turntable and radio need work. $300 or best of­fer. 733-9997 after 5.

FOR SALE: 1978 14x60 2 bdrm, 2 bath mobile home. Located in North suburban adult park. Swimming pool, tennis court, etc. $1,750 to assume loan. $197.39 per month. 469-6047.

~· FOR SALE: 1975 Fiat. Excel. cond., $2000.00 or ·~· best offer. Call Mike Golkin, 344-1983.

FOR SALE: Potters wheel, clay and misc·. tools for sale. Call Steve 762-8973.

FOR SALE: Power to spare in this Pioneer XS-980 AM-FM receiver with 80 watts per channel. Very clean sound and a high degree of versitility. Only

t'1250. Worth much more. Call Rich at 288-6014 for info.

FOR SALE: Minolta SRT-202 35mm camera. Camera includes four lens, auto flash, filter. tripod, case, gadget bag. All or nothing. Worth $1000. Only $700. Call Mitch at 985-3193 before 2 pm. Ask about camera for sale please.

/FOR SALE: T.I. SR50 new battery pack & charger. Exe. cond. $35.00. H.P. 33E programmable used very little $45.00. Magnavox Odyssey 4000 video game, $30.00. 693-0425, 571-7080.

FOR SALE: 1975 Scout II, 4W drive, power steer­ing, power brakes, AJC radio, wired for CB. Call 696-7085 after 5:30. ,

.,.: FOR SALE: 1966 HD Sportster 900cc. Black Imron paint, newly rebuilt upper & lower engi!le. $2700. Roger 986-7455.

FOR SALE: Skis and boots, Rossignol performer 180's w/Look GT bindings, just tuned! $95,00. Munari boots size 12, $15.00. $100.00 if sold together. Contact Jerry, 722-2396, let it ring lOX,

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FOR SALE: Aloe Vera lip balm, ointment, hand cream, moisturizer's extract etc. 10% discount to students. 989-7288. Keep trying ..

FOR SALE: Pioneer model KH5511 like new Pioneer cassette AM/FM home stereo component

.._.-system, speakers included. $230. Call after 6 pm, . ~ 237-1485.

FOR SALE: F78-14 Manhandler tire. Never used. Asking $45.00. Man's leather hat, negotiable. 320-4786.

FOR SALE: Amway is hard to sell but I have it wholesale. Also, Redken 30% off. 1510 Glenarm.

.. 7 FOR SALE: Hi performance 351 Cleveland, fresh . · Not run since built, $1200, two alum. olds V-8's

$600. Dave, 455-2788.

SERVICES GET YOUR TEACHERS! Surprise your friends!

~lly-grams. Island-grams. Aladdin's Lamp Danc­ing Messengers. 322-3505.

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500 MILLION DOLLARS in available scholarship funds went unused last year. For information about scholarships available for higher education send your name and address to: Scholarship Sources, 3177 S. Alton Ct. , Denver, CO 80231. Paid 3/31.

SPECIAL FOR MARCH: Black & White 4x5 copy negative from supplied flat art for only $5.00. B&W Photo Lab, 1600 York, Room 302. Paid 4/3.

MATH, SCIENCE tutoring available. Low weekly rates of $5 per hour. VA approved. Call Arthur before 11 pm nightly.

HOUSING HOUSE TO SHARE. S.E. Denver. $185 per mo. plus security deposit plus 112 of utilities. Call Cheryl, 757-1394.

_,ROOMMATE TO SHARE 4 bdrm house in north . Denver. Safe, nice neighborhood. Pets ok. Garden, fenced backyard. Rooms $135 & $150 plus util. Call Betty 455-5608. Keep trying.

NEED -4111 ROOMMATE to share large house in Applewood (west) with 3 easy-going career-minded women. SI 70 a mo. plus I /-4 util. - plenty of your own "space" yet good times had by all. Call between

~-10 pm. 277-0203.

MOUNTAIN LODGING: Generic prices - $25/nite for two people, $33 for 41 Ski Winter Park & cross country Grand Lake/Rocky Mtn. Nat'I. Park. Cozy warm log cabins with kitchens. EVERYTHING furnished. Call 777-7757 in Denver. Owned & operated by MSC faculty member.

HOUSEMAlE: Need one person to share newly' renovated Victorian home. Lg. bdrm, run of the house and kitchen privileges. Also close to downtown and bus .lines, rent approx. $160 plus 113 util. Call after 5 pm. 831-4724.

HUGH 1070 SQ FT. 2 bdrm, unfurn, recently painted, clean, lots of light, large storage room, laundry facilities available, lots of security, 3 mo. lease, 1526 Lafayette St., rent $350 mo., includes heat. Deposit, $225. Stop by or call Mike at 832-5992.

600 SQ Ff I bdrm, unfurn, just rebuilt & painted, lg. storage room - also laundry facilities, very quiet & very clean bldg., lots of security, 3 mo. lease, 1526 Lafayette St., rent $220· mo. incl. all util. Deposit $175. Stop by or call Alex at 832-5992.

ROOMMATE TO SHARE 3 bdrm.house in Curtis Pk area. Easy accessibility to downtown. $225 mo. & $150 damage dep. 112 util. Walk-in closet. fireplace, fenced yard, washer and dryer. Beautifully renovated Victorian home. Dog ok within reason. Avail. Apr. I. Call 777-3426.

HELP WANTED WANTED: Serious women slo-pitch softball players for summer co-ed league. Entry fee $17.50. For further info call Bob at 693-2704 M-F after 5 pm. (Must be at least 21 yrs. old)

WORK-STUDY openings: 8 positions available at Pavillion of Science-Technology in Denver's City Park. Call 399-3990 or go to MSC financial aid, or Auraria Job Placement Center.

PERSONALS WANTED: Two used VW tires. Richard, 733-1014.

SKI ELDORA. (5) lift tickets (one per day). Creal for spring break or until Eldora closes this yearl Student must sell - needs$$$. Will take best offer. 934-2707. Ask for Patrick - Hurry!

PUPPIES - FREE! Cutel 7 wks old. Germar. Shepard. Call 934-1108.

THE TARDIS IS LANDING. Join us for CON­WHO, a salute to British science fiction, to be held at the Landmark Inn March 27. For more info call 794-4678.

2 PEOPLE NEEDED to fly to Mazatlan, Mexicc during spring break with experienced pilot in a comfortable private plane. $175. round trip. For details call Mike at 722-4394 .

LOST: Wednesday, 3/10, in the P.E. building: Necklace, unique, of great sentimental value. No questions asked, bountiful reward. 388-0625, 629-2797.

PERSONAL PROBLEMS? There is someone to talk to. Call the UCD Counseling Center for an ap­pointment. Individual and group sessions available. Central Classroom 107. Phone 629-2861.

JONNY"O": Do~ that aren't dog5, altered cats and frozen frogs ... what's this world coming to? R.A.M.G. .

IF YOU OR someone you know owns a '53-56' Ford F-100, please call me as we are trying to organize an F-100 Club. Dave 455-2788.

ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: A free showing of the classic horror film, "Attack of the Killer Prillwitz"' will be shown Wednesday, May 17 in room 330. Care of Stupid Lobotomy's.

WHAT IS A PRILLWITZ? I'm not sure, but I think I'm being followed by several! You've got to help me, [ think I'm going sane. Fanny Farkell.

BRENDA G. The personal in last weeks paper was my way of giving a compliment. I'm sorry if it hurt your feelings, [ didn"t mean for that to happen. I apologize to you for what I did. N6969F.

I KNOW CHRIS PRILLWITZ, but I fear to speak · for my very life. Contact me in front of Emmanuel

Callery at 9 am Friday. Wear a red carnation. Come alone and armed.

111E MAKER OF THE ARROW - Do you have any socks on? 'Cuz I know of an allegator that would love to bite your ankle. Annie.

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I AM IN"THE PROCESS of researching a book on people who research books. I would like to meet anyone who has every researched a book or would like to be researched for a book. Luke Havergal.

S I 00 REW ARD for anyone who can separate Chris Prillwitz the man, from the legend. Anyone with information please contact me in rm 150 of the Stu­dent Center. Wear« watermellon on your head.

PHI CHI 111ETA, a slightly off the wall fraternity for business and economic students, is looking for a few {or many) goop members. If you are interested in learning more about the business workd and having a good time drop by rm. 354 of the Student Center between 9 am and 2 pm Monday, Wednes­day or Friday or 10:45 am to 12 pm Tues<Liys and Thursdays for more information. Remember our business is fun.

(Q). HOW MANY homosexuals are there? (A). No census is possible of the homosexual population, however sex researcher Alfred Kinsey found that approximately 10% of the American population is exclusively homosexual at any given time. That means that there are more than twnety million les­bians and gay men in the United States today. The vast majority of these people live not openly gay due to their fear of being rejected by their families, employers and friends. The Lesbian and Gay Resource Center serves the entire campus popula­tion. Come visit us in room 352 of the Student Center, 629-3317.

I THINK I'VE SEEN A Chris Prillwitz, but I"m not sure. Can you tell me what he looks like. I'm dying to find out. Spam, the mutated meatloaf.

A SLIDE SHOW presentation on backpacking in New Zealand, and travel in Tonya will be presented March 18, 7:30 pm at Colorado School of Mines, Green Center, 16th & Cheyenne St. in Golden. Tickets at the door or in advance are $1. for students and $2 for non-students. For informa­tion call 279-0300, ext 2234.

DO YOU HAVE CHRIS PRILLWITZ in your class and would like to have him committed. Call Ft. Logan and ask for the Rubber Room Ward.

SWEETIE, thanks for letting me laugh. You're a great boss. Giggles.

B.C. You've set a classic mood and have my curiosi­ty. Tea to warm the imagination? Respond to Sweet-n-Low.

"PRISMS SHARDS & BUBBLES," Poetry book by Lillian Wyles. Humorous, love, serious $3.00 ea or 2/5.50. {Use for gifts) 922-3583.

A NURSERY RHYME: A duke and general sat by a shrub; To talk the battle and eat up the grub. But then the old shrub, it started to speak; And they were forgotten in less than a week. They had just sold the rusted old car, And thought they needed to go to war. And now they're getting kicked out of the house, For eating the grub that belonged to the louse.

LOSING THE BUDGET RACE? Help your income keep up with your outgo through pleasant part­time work. Training provided. Contact local Am­way distrubotor, phone 922-3583 for interview.

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The Auraria Book Center presents

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Saturday, March 20, 10 - 2

Nine miniature dollhouse exhibits have been painstakingly crafted to delight children and adults

alike! Favorite childhood fairyland stories represented are- · ·

SNOWWHITE. PINOCCmo. llANSEL&GRETEL

WIZARD OF OZ • GOLDILOC~ • Ll'ITLE RED RIDING HOOD

ALICE IN WONDERIAND • 3 LITrLE PIGS • CINDEREUA

This event is presented in conjunction with UCD's Storytelling Conference. Storytelling authors George Shannon, Tony Shearer and Anne Pellowski will be featured at-our autograph party Friday, March 19 from 12 to 1 :30 pm. Please come!

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