the people of walmart
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Here are some of Walmart's customers down south in the USA. Enjoy!TRANSCRIPT
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The People Of…
By Mike Robinson
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Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
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How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?
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Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…
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“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that
sounds sexy.”
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He is an official ROCK STAR!
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I think I just sharted…
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WTF???
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Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??
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Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system?
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I have absolutely no idea what to say…
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Is that a gangster leotard?
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Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!
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Nice purse!
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Do you see the flame shoes buddy?
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AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!
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Umm… excuse me, sir…
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Rawr…
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No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!
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I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
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Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?
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I have the same outfit, only in red.
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Just in case you had the urge…
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Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.
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Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.