If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Stop myself from chewing my nails.If you could open your own business what would it be? Coffee shop, because I love the smell! Or an aquarium, because I love sharks.What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Ophidiophobia, the fear of snakes.Who have people said you look like? Taylor Swift (according to Emily Olsen)Biggest pet peeve? My brothers arguing skills.Favourite board game? Trivial pursuitFavourite word? Cheese & such as & IsobelWhat award would you like to win? Sportsperson of the year, Nobel prize.What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Family Ties.What is the meaning of life? To live life for Jesus and be the best I can!

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? EyebrowsIf you could open your own business what would it be? Game shopWhat is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Selachophobia, the fear of sharksWho have people said you look like? EmuFavourite board game? Celebrity headsFavourite word? DictationWhat award would you like to win? Best movie directorWhat sitcom family would you like to be part of? Everybody hates ChrisWhat is the meaning of life? To live life good

Beane De wet 7w

blake-joyce-lewis 7F

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I would be a robot and I will have a heart and brain like a human. LOL.If you could open your own business what would it be? I would open a business that will sell epic llama’s, time lambs and chickenhawks.What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Something scary. Yeah something scary. I think, oh and babies.Who have people said you look like? An alien, psychopath, friend, llama freak and moreBiggest pet peeve? Robots beeps.Favourite board game? My game. Llama Drama Board lord game.Favourite word? Epic llama, Chickenhawk, time llamas and flouting squidsWhat award would you like to win? Award of loving llamas, little sheep, squid lid pid jid mid gid did, chickenhawk lawk thrawk mawk.What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Llama’s drama’s lovely thing family dude whatever it is called. Oh Epic llama.What is the meaning of life? The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organism, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally (I DID NOT SEARCH UP LIFE IN THE DICTIONARY)

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? To be richIf you could open your own business what would it be? Sporting store (does not sell Geelong Stuff)What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Selachophobia, the fear of sharksWho have people said you look like? Look like my brotherFavourite board game? MonopolyFavourite word? WordWhat award would you like to win? Gold LogieWhat sitcom family would you like to be part of? Brady Bunch

nicholas altmann 7E

ayden tallowin 9d

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? My freckles If you could open your own business what would it be? Mandie book/ Starwars shop What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Not being able to surf/swim- I don't think it has a proper name Who have people said you look like? My Dad... Biggest pet peeve? People that constantly annoy me Favourite board game? Articulate with the Lee's Favourite word? Awestruck What award would you like to win? Surfing award What is the meaning of life? To watch Starwars and read Mandie books

Liam Kennington 9mIf you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? How long my last name is If you could open your own business what would it be? A business that makes glow-in-the-dark oranges What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Fear of not waking up in the morning Who have people said you look like? One of the bad guys from Hunger Games Biggest pet peeve? Bad drummers Favourite board game? Life Favourite word? Awkward What award would you like to win? God of Rock award 2018 What sitcom family would you like to be part of? The Griffins

sierra scadden 9ma

Mitchell Crisp 11BIf you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Duh, Zooey Deschanel is my wife. If you could open your own business what would it be? Kicking butt-ox and business is good What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Hibernophobia, fear of the Irish Who have people said you look like? Perez Hilton Biggest pet peeve? Peeves the poltergeist Favourite board game? Diseases! (The fun's infectious!) Favourite word? Deschanel What award would you like to win? Zooey Deschanel's Husband What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Scrubs or How I Met Your Mother What is the meaning of life? 42

Emily Olsen 11LIf you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I'd be Time Lord instead of human. If you could open your own business what would it be? Selling magical cupcakes that give people superpowers! What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Philophobia- Fear of falling in love. Who have people said you look like? Zooey Deschanel. Biggest pet peeve? People who hide their feelings...and the Idiot Nerd Girl Meme. Favourite board game? Doctor Who – Dalek Battle Through Time Game. Favourite word? Geronimo! What award would you like to win? An Academy Award Oscar What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Fawlty Towers or Outnumbered. What is the meaning of life? Forty-two.

mrs evensen student services officer

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I would like to be a little shorter.

If you could open your own business what would it be?I would have to say if I could choose anything it would definitely be a Wedding Business, as a Wedding co-ordinator. That would be a lot of fun

What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Ophidiophobia -I definitely don’t like snakes

Who have people said you look like?I have been told I look like Mandy Moore by a few people.

Biggest pet peeve? Hearing a consistent sound over and over and not knowing what it was or where it is coming from.

Favourite board game? Definitely a well-known game “Monopoly”

Favourite word? Love

What award would you like to win? It would be nice to win an Oscar and to be able to give a speech!

What sitcom family would you like to be part of? I really like the Dynamics and playfulness of the characters in the TV show, Parenthood.

What is the meaning of life?I believe the meaning of life is to love God and love your Neighbour, for us to have a relationship with Him.

mrs LEE learning area co-ordinator of English

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I would want to be a man because men have it so much easier than women on this Earth

If you could open your own business what would it be?Self-improvement. Extreme makeovers from the inside out

What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Herpetophobia - Fear of creepy crawlies

Who have people said you look like?My Mother. My Husband as well because I believe the Bible says two shall become one.

Biggest pet peeve? Rude people - absolute lack of manners.

Favourite board game? Scrabble

Favourite word? Ignoramus

What award would you like to win? The Best Mother in the World and the best mother in law

What sitcom family would you like to be part of? The Huxtables (Cosby Show)

What is the meaning of life?Number 42

Mr Kingsford’s JokesAt a young age I remember my Dad taking me out fishing. We caught nothing. Things went so bad and I irritated him so much that he made me swim all the way back.When I was a young teen he took me out for a game of golf. As we swam back I thought to myself how golf was a lot like fishing.I remember my first date. My Dad came as a chaperone. I had to practice my life saving skills on my way home because my date couldn’t swim.It wasn’t long before I was off to University… on swimming scholarship. I studied Physics. This was inspired by my Dad who would often throw Frisbees with me after swimming to the park. I wondered why the Frisbee would appear larger the closer it got. And then it hit me!After swimming home for my first break from studies Dad asked me how my studies were going. I told him ‘Hey Dad study is a lot like fishing’.

‘You spend a lot of time sitting around waiting for something to happen and occasionally you catch something. Some are good at it and some are not. Those that are not make great swimmers’.

Students

What do you get when you cross a Sheep with a Kangaroo...? A wooly JumperNyssa McCarrol, 8C

What is Discreet Math? Math you do quietly Jennifer Waddell, 12J

What did one orange say to the other? Do you speak Mandarin? Bradley Dusting, 12P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Beane De Wet, 7W

StudentsWhy do grave yards have fences?? Because people are DYING to get in! :) Ashleigh Littlefair, 7E

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car. Amy Grasso, 12P

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

What is black and white, white and black, black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door!

Why did the cook get arrested? Because he beat up an egg.

What did the ghost say to the wall? Hey just passing through.

Why was the scientists head all wet? Because, he had a brain storm.

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed won't come to you.

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." Jason Earle, 12J

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...nacho cheese. Maddison Davidson, 12J

Submit your jokes to Jake Lemmer or Chontelle Wharton and keep a look out to see if yours gets published!

jacobus.lemmer@student.tcc.wa.edu.auchontelle.wharton@student.tcc.wa.edu.au

Organisation. Time-Management. Commitment. Motivation. All of these are qualities that teachers tell us to apply in our daily lives - yet I possess none of them. I'm sure that some people possess less drive and less motivation than me, so how is it that we do survive?

I have found that coping with schoolwork that's increasing at an exponential rate is a cyclic process. You get one assignment and you think "Meh, Easy! I have 2 weeks to do this assignment and I could do it the night before" but 2 days before the due date you get 2 more assignments and the work keeps piling up. Rather than saying "please shoot me" to the fellow in the desk next to you, you work your butt off. You get stressed out and are on edge. You snap at your friends, you forget the simplest things and the things that would normally be on your list of priorities, like showering, aren't so high on the to-do list anymore. I know it sounds gross but it's actually true. People who are highly stressed, normally aren't the most hygienic fellows.

After stressing out so much and being still nowhere near finishing, you quit and accept the detention you were destined to receive. So how can we escape this deadly cycle? Sadly (and I really do hate to say it) trying to actually be organised and motivated does help. I don't mean for you to plan your life around study, because it is important for you to have your ‘you-time’ (even though teachers hardly ever mention 'balanced' and 'well-rested' in their list of "Best Student Qualities”) but it is very important for you to get your assignments in on time.

Anon

Criss Cross

Across7. Your love never fails, it never gives up16. Hot night, wind was blowin17. It's too cold outside for angels to fly20. I'm gonna pick up the pieces21. When you try your best but you don't succeed22. Open the floodgates of heaven23. I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet off the groundDown1. ...are meant to fly2. You're my kryptonite3. I love it, I love it4. All she ever wanted was a little direction5. That that don't kill me6. Shouts to all my lost boys8. I could really use a wish right now9. Swaggie10. Mumma always told me Pappa always warned me11. He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power and love12. When she was just a girl13. To all my people on the dance floor14. Got my Ipod stuck...15. He's calling out your name18. Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday19. Where'd all the ... go?

Try to fill in the missing numbers.

Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.

Each number is only used once.

Each row is a math equation. Each column is a math equation.

TIP: Multiplication and division are performed before addition and subtraction.

First 2 correct answers for the Math square and Criss Cross from each Form class wins a prize! Submit your named entries to The Journey of Radical Minds box found in the Green Room - D2.

Math Square

Rebus RencountersDefinition: Puzzles which are a hostile contest

Each puzzle box below portrays a common word or phrase. Can you guess what it is?

Answer: Since the word HEAD is over the word HEELS, the answer to the puzzle would be HEAD OVER HEELS!

Your task? Think of a quote or description that would best fit the following photos. The best one will be published in the next TJORM...watch this space as you could be the winner or the next photo could be of you!

TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Your task? Think of a quote or description that would best fit the following photos. The best one will be published in the next TJORM...watch this space as you could be the winner or the next photo could be of you!

Episode 3 Winning Captions

“Raise the roof”Daniel Fleay

“We are family”Bradley Dusting

“Beast in the water”Bradley Dusting

Congratulations to Daniel and Brad - you have both won canteen vouchers!

Produced by Jacobus Lemmer, Head Boy and Chontelle WhartonPublications Committee

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