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    TheProjectGutenbergeBook,OldLadyNumber31,byLouiseForsslund

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    Title:OldLadyNumber31

    Author:LouiseForsslund

    ReleaseDate:November15,2003[eBook#10087]

    Language:English

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    ***STARTOFTHEPROJECTGUTENBERGEBOOKOLDLADYNUMBER31***

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    OLDLADYNUMBER31

    BYLOUISEFORSSLUND

    AUTHOROF"THESTORYOFSARAH,""THESHIPOFDREAMS,"ETC.

    1909

    TOMYMOTHER

    CONTENTS

    I.THETEA-TABLE

    II."GOOD-BY"

    III.THECANDIDATE

    IV.ONEOFTHEM

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    V.THEHEADOFTHECORNER

    VI.INDIANSUMMER

    VII.OLDLETTERSANDNEW

    VIII.THEANNIVERSARY

    IX.AWINTERBUTTERFLY

    X.THETURNOFTHETIDE

    XI.MENTALTREATMENT

    XII."APASSELOFMEDDLERS"

    XIII.THEPRODIGAL'SDEPARTURE

    XIV.CUTTINGTHEAPRON-STRINGS

    XV.THE"HARDENING"PROCESS

    XVI."AREG'LARHOSS"

    XVII.THEDESERTER

    XVIII.SAMUEL'SWELCOME

    XIX.EXCHANGINGTHEOLIVE-BRANCH

    XX.THEFATTEDCALF

    XXI."OURBELOVEDBROTHER"

    I

    THETEA-TABLE

    Angeline'sslender,wiryformandsmall,glossygrayheadbentoverthesquatbrowntea-potassheshookoutthelastbitofleaffromthecanister.Thecanisterwasnolongerhers,neitherthetea-pot,noreventhebatteredoldpewterspoonwithwhichshetappedthebottomofthetintodislodgethelastflickeroftea-leafdust.Thethreehadbeensoldatauctionthatdayinresponsetotheauctioneer'sinquiry,"WhatamIbidforthelot?"

    Nothinginthefamiliaroldkitchenwashers,Angelinereflected,exceptAbraham,heragedhusband,whowastakinghislastgentlerideintheoldrocking-chair--theoldarm-chairwithpaintedrosesbloomingasbrilliantlyacrossitsbackastheyhadbloomedwhenthechairwasfirstpurchasedfortyyearsago.Thoseroseshadcometobeasourceofperpetualwondertotheoldwife,aneverpresentexample.

    Neithertimenorstresscouldwilttheminasingleleaf.WhenAbetookthefirstmortgageonthehouseinordertoinvestinanindefinitelylocatedMexicangold-mine,themelodeondroppedoneofitskeys,butthe

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    rosesnoddedonwiththesameoldsunnyhope;whenAbehadtotakethesecondmortgageandTenaflyGoldbecameaforbiddentopicofconversation,theminute-handfellofftheparlorclock,buttheflowersonthebackoftheoldchairblossomedonnonethelessserenely.

    Thesoilgrewmoreandmorebarrenastheyearswentby;butstilltheroseshadkeptfreshandyoung,sowhy,arguedAngy,shouldnotshe?Ifoldageandthepinchofpovertyhadfailedtoconquertheirvaliantspirit,whyshouldshelistentothecroakingtale?Iftheybloomedonwiththesamecrimsonflauntofcolor,thoughtherockersbeneaththemhadgrownwarpedandthebodyofthechaircreakedandgroanedeverytimeoneventuredtositinit,whyshouldshenotignorethestiffnesswhichtheyearsseemedtobringtoherjoints,thecomplaintswhichherbodythreatenedeverynowandagaintoutter,andfareonherself,ahardyperennialbravelyfacinglife'swinter-time?

    Eventhisdreadeddayhadnottakenonefractionofashadefromthegloryoftheroses,asAngelinecouldseeinthebudatonesideofAbraham'sheadandthefull-blownflowerbelowhisrightear;sowhyshouldshedroopbecausethesaleofherhouseholdgoodshadbeensomewhatdisappointing?_Somewhat?_Whenthechildlessoldcouple,stillsailingunderthebannerofacharity-forbiddingpride,becamepracticallyreducedtotheirlastcopper,justasAbe'sjointswere"loosenin'up"afterafiveyears'siegeofrheumatism,anddecidedto

    sellalltheirworldlypossessions,apartfromtheirpatchedandthreadbarewardrobesandafewmeagerkeepsakes,theyhaddependeduponraisingatleasttwohundreddollars,onehalfofwhichwastosecureAbeaberthintheOldMen'sHomeatIndianVillage,andtheotherhalftomakeAngelinecomfortableforlife,ifalittlelonely,intheOldLadies'HomeintheirownnativehamletofShoreville.Bothinstitutionshadbeengenerouslyendowedbythesameestate,andwereseparatedbyadistanceofbutfivemiles.

    "Mightaswaalbefivehunderd,withmyrheumatizan'yerweakheart,"AbrahamhadgrowledwhenAngyfirstproposedtheplanastheonlydignifiedsolutiontotheirproblemofliving.

    "But,"thelittlewifehadrejoined,"it'llbeamiteo'comforta-knowin'abody'ssonear,evenefyercan'tgittew'em."

    Now,anothersolutionmustbefoundtotheproblem;fortheauctionwasover,andinsteadoftwohundreddollarstheyhadsucceededinraisingbutonehundreddollarsandtwocents.

    "Thatairtewcentswasfertheflour-sifter,"inwardlymournedAngy,"an'itwaswuthdoublean'tribble,ferit'sbeenagoodfriendtermefernighontereightyear."

    "Tewcentsonthesecondhunderd,"saidAbeforthetenthtime."I'vecounteditoveran'over.Onehunderddollarsan'tewpeskypennies.An'

    Ineverhearamantellsomanyliesinmylifeasthatairauctioneer.Yew'd'a'thoughthewassellin'outtheEmperyo'Rooshy.Hy-guy,itsoundedsplendid.FustoffIthoughthe'draiseusmore'nweexpected.An'mebbehewouldhavetew,Angy,"abitruefully,"efyew'd'a'letmeadvertisealeetlesooner.Idon'ts'posehalfShorevilleknowsyitthatwewasgwineterhaveaauctionsale."Hewatchedthecolorrisinginhercheekswithacuriousmixtureofprideinherprideandregretatitsconsequences."It'snousea-talkin',Mother,Pridean'Povertymakesoneasybed-fellers."

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    Heleanedbackintheoldchair,creakingoutadismalechototheauctioneer's,"Going,going,gone!"whiletheflushdeepenedinAngy'scheek.Againshefastenedhergazeupontheindomitableredrosewhichhungapendantear-ringontherightsideofAbraham'shead.

    "Yewwouldn't'a'hadfolksa-comin'hereterbidjestouto'charity,wouldyew?"shedemanded."An'anyhow,"inamoregentletone,--thegentlypositivetonewhichshehadacquiredthroughfortyyearsoflivingwithAbraham,--"wehain'tsobadoffwithonehunderddollarsan'tewcents,an'--beholdenternobody!It'stewcentsmore'nyewneedtergityewintertheOldMen's,an'themextrytewcents'llpervidefermejestbewtiful."Abrahamstoppedrockingtostarehardathisresourcefulwife,aninvoluntarytwinkleofamusementinhisblueeyes.Withincreasedfirmness,sherepeated,"Jestbewtiful!"whereuponAbe,scentingself-sacrificeonhiswife'spart,satupstraightandsnapped,"Haowso,haowso,Mother?"

    "It'llbuyapostage-stamp,won'tit?"--shewasfairlyaggressivenow,--"an'thar'saenvelopwhatwa'n'tputupterauctioninthecupboardan'apaper-bagIkinironout,--ketchmea-gwinetertheneighborsan'a-beggin'ferwritin'-paper--an'I'lljestsetdaownan'writealineterMis'Halsey.Herhousehain'tastun'sthrowfromtheOldMen's;an'I'lloffertercomean'takekeero'themairyoung'unso'her'nfermyboardan'keepan'--tencentsaweek.Iwasa-gwineter

    sayaquarter,butIdon'twantterimposeonnobody.Seein'thattheyhain'toverwell-ter-do,Iwouldgofernothin',butIgotterhavesomethin'terkeepupappearanceson,soyewwon'thavenocallterfeelashamedofmewhenIcomea-visitin'terthehum."Involuntarily,asshespoke,Angyliftedherknottedoldhandandsmoothedbackthehairfromherbrow;forthroughallthestrugglingyearsshehadkeptacertain,notunpleasing,girlishprideinherpersonalappearance.

    Abrahamhadrisenwithcreaksofhisrheumaticjoints,andwasnowwalkingupanddowntheroom,hisfeetliftedslowlyandpainfullywitheverystep,yetstillhisblueeyesflashingwiththefireofindignantprotest.

    "Mea-bunkin'comfortableintheOldMen's,an'yewa-takin'keero'themHalseyyoung'unsfertencentsaweek!Iwouldn'ttakekeero''emfertencentsashortbreath.Tharbeyoung'unsan'young'uns,"heelucidated,"buttheybetartars!Yew'dbeinyergraveaforethefustfrost;an'who'sa-gwineterburyyer--thetaown?"Histonebecamegentleandbroken:"No,no,Angy.Yewbeagoodgal,an'dewjestaswecalc'latedon.YewjinetheOldLadies';yew'vegotfriendsoverthar,yew'llgiterlongsplendid.An'I'llgiterlongtew.Yerknow"--throwinghisshouldersback,heassumedthelight,banteringtonesofamiliartohiswife--"thepoorhousedoorsisalwaysopen.I'djestadmiretergothar.Thar'sarocking-chairineveryroom,andtheysaythegrubisANo.1."Hewinkedather,smilinghisbroadestsmileinhisattempttodeceive.

    Bothwinkandsmile,however,werelostuponAngy,whowasbusydividingtheapple-sauceinsuchawaythatAbewouldhavethelargersharewithoutsuspectingit,hopingthewhilethathewouldnotnoticetheabsenceofbutteratthislasthomemeal.Sheherselfhadneverbelievedinbutteringbreadwhentherewas"sass"toeatwithit;butAbe'sextravaganttasteshadalwayscarriedhimtothepointofdesiringbothbutterandsauceasarelishtohisloaf.

    "Naow,fur'sI'mconcerned,"pursuedAbe,"Ihain'tgotnothin'agin

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    thepoorhouseferneithermannerwoman.I'dasliefletyewgothar'stido'me;ferIknowverywellthat'swhatyew'rea-layin'outferterdo.Yes,yes,Mother,yewcan'tfoolme.Butthinkwhatfolkswouldsay!Thinkwhattheywouldsay!They'dcrow,'Thar'sAbea-takin'hiscomfortintheOldMen'sHum,an'Angeline,she'sa-eatin'herheartoutinthepoorhouse!'"

    Angelinehad,indeed,determinedtobetheonetogotothepoorhouse;butallherlifelongshehadcared,perhapstoafaultydegree,for"whatfolkswouldsay."Aboveall,shecarednowforwhattheyhadsaidandwhattheystillmightsayaboutherhusbandandthisfinalendingtohisdown-hillroad.Sherestedhertwohandsonthetableandlookedhardattheapple-sauceuntilitdancedbeforehereyes.Shecouldnotthinkwithanydegreeofclearness.Vaguelyshewonderediftheirsupperwoulddanceoutofsightbeforetheycouldsitdowntoeatit.SomanyofthegoodthingsoflifehadvanishederesheandAbecouldtouchtheirlipstothem.Thenshefelthisshakinghanduponhershoulderandheardhimmutterwithhuskytenderness:

    "Mydear,thisisthefustchancesincewe'vebeenmarriedthatI'vehadtotakethewustofit.Don'tsayawordaginitnaow,Mother,don'tyer.I'vebroughtyerterthispass.Lemmebearthebrunto'it."

    Ah,thegreatestgoodofallhadnotvanished,andthatwasthelove

    theyboreonetotheother.ThesunshinecamefloodingbackintoMother'sheart.Sheliftedherface,beautiful,rosy,eternallyyoung.Thiswasthemanforwhomshehadgladlyriskedwantandpoverty,thedispleasureofherownpeople,almosthalfacenturyago.Nowatlastshecouldpointhimouttoallherlittleworldandsay,"See,hegivesmetheredsideoftheapple!"Sheliftedhereyes,twobrightsapphiresswimmingwiththediamonddewofunshed,happytears.

    "I'ma-thinkin',Father,"shetwittered,"thatnaowmean'yewbea-gwinesofurapart,webea-gittin'closertergetherinsperitthanwe'veeverbeenafore."

    Abebentdownstifflytobrushhercheekwithhisroughbeard,andthen,

    awkward,aswhenaboyofsixteenhehadfirstkissedher,shy,ashamedatthisapproachtoareturnoftheold-timelove-making,heseatedhimselfatthesmall,baretable.

    Thiswarped,hill-and-daletableofthedrop-leaves,whichhadbeenbroughtfromtheatticonlyto-dayafterrestingtherefortenyears,hadservedastheirfirstdining-tablewhenthehoneymoonwasyoung.Abethoughtfullydrummedhishandontheboard,andasAngybroughtthetea-potandsatdownoppositehim,herecalled:

    "Wehadbreadan'teaan'apple-sassthedaywesetuphousekeepingdewyewremember,Angy?"

    "An'Iburnedtheapple-sass,"shesupplemented,whereuponAbechuckled,andAngywentonwithathrillofgenuinegladnessoverthefactthatherememberedthedetailsofthatlong-agohoneymoonaswellasshe:"Yewdon'tmindhavin'nobutterto-night,dewyer,Father?"

    Herecalledhowhehadsaidtoheratthatfirstsimplehomemeal:"Yewdon'tmindbein'poorwithme,dewyer,Angy?"Now,withasilentshakeofhishead,hestaredather,wonderinghowitwouldseemtoeatattablewhenherfacenolongerlookedathimacrosstheboard,tosleepatnightwhenherfaithfulhandnolongerlaywithinreachofhisown.

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    Sheliftedherteacup,heliftedhis,thetwogazingateachotheroverthebrims,bothhalf-distressed,half-comfortedbythefactthatLovestillremainedtheirtoast-masterafterthepassingofalltheyears.OfasuddenAngyexclaimed,"Wefergottersaygrace."Shockedandcontrite,theycoveredtheireyeswiththeirtremblingoldhandsandmurmuredtogether,"DearLord,wethankTheethisdayforourdailybread."

    Angyopenedhereyestofindtheredrosescheerfullyfacingherfromthebackoftherocking-chair.Arobinhadhoppeduponthewindow-silljustoutsidethepatchedandrustyscreenandwasjoyfullycarolingtoherhisviewsoflife.Throughthewindowvinesinwhichthebirdwasalmostmeshedthesunlightsiftedsoftlyintothestripped,bare,andlonelyroom.Angyfeltstrangelyencouragedandcomforted.Therosesbecamesymbolicaltoherofthe"liliesofthefieldwhichtoilnot,neitherdotheyspin";therobinwasoneofthe"twosparrowssoldforafarthing,andoneofthemshallnotfalltothegroundwithoutyourFather";whilethesunlightseemedtocallouttothelittleoldladywhohopedandbelievedandlovedmuch:"Fearyenottherefor.Yeareofmorevaluethanmanysparrows!"

    II

    "GOOD-BY"

    Whenthelastlookofpartinghadbeengiventotheoldkitchenandthecouplepassedout-of-doors,hushedandtrembling,theypresentedanincongruouslybrave,gala-dayappearance.Bothweredressedintheirbest.Tobesure,Abraham'sSundaysuithadlongsincebecomehisonly,every-daysuitaswell,butheworehisSabbath-dayhat,abeaverofancientdesign,withanairthatcastitsreflectionoverallhisapparel.Angelinehadonablacksilkgownasshinyasthefreshlypolishedstoveshewasleavinginherkitchen--agownwhichtestified

    fromitsvoluminoushemtothesoftyellownetatthethroatthatAngelinewasasneatamenderanddarnerascouldbefoundinSuffolkcounty.

    Ablacksilkbonnetsnuggledclosetoherhead,fromunderitsbrimpeepingasinglepinkrose.EveryspringfortenyearsAngelinehadrenewedtheyouthofthisrosebytreatingitspetalswiththetenderreddyeofabuddingoak.

    Underthepinkrose,asoftpinkflushbloomedoneitheroftheoldlady'scheeks.Hereyesflashedwithunconquerablepride,andhersquare,firmchinsheheldveryhigh;fornow,indeed,shewasfilledwithterrorofwhat"folkswouldsay"tothishome-leaving,anditwasa

    brightJuneafternoon,tooclearforanumbrellawithwhichtohideone'sfacefrompryingneighbors,toolateinthedayforasunshade.

    Angytuckedthegreen-blackaffairwhichservedthemasbothunderherarmandswungAbe'sfiguredoldcarpet-baginherhandwiththemannerofonesettingoutonapleasantjourney.Abe,thoughrestingheavilyonhisstout,crookedcane,draggedbehindhimAngy'slittlehorsehairtrunkuponacreaking,old,unusuallylarge,toyexpress-wagonwhichhehadboughtatsomeforgottenauctionlongago.

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    Thehusbandandwifepassedintothegardenbetweenbordersofboxwood,beyondwhichnoddedtheheadsofAngy'scarefullytended,out-door"children"--herroses,hersnowballs,hersweet-smellingsyringas,herwax-likebleeding-hearts,andhershrubofbridal-wreath.

    "Jestaminute,"shemurmured,asAbewouldhavehastenedontothegate.Shebentherproudheadandkissedwithfurtive,half-ashamedpassionafluffywhitesprayofthebridal-wreath.Nowovertoppingthehusband'ssilkhat,theshrubhadnotcomesohighashiskneewhentheytwohadplanteditnearlyahalf-centuryago.

    "You'remine!"Angy'sheartcriedouttotheshrubandtoeverygrowingthinginthegarden."You'remine.Iplantedyou,tendedyou,lovedyouintogrowing.You'reallthechildrenIeverhad,andI'mleavingyou."

    Buttheoldwifedidnotpluckasingleflower,forshecouldneverbeartoseeablossomwitherinherhand,whileallshesaidaloudwas:"I'mglad'twasMis'Holmesthatboughtinthehouse.Theysayshe'sagreathandterdiginthegarden."

    Angy'svoicefaltered.Abedidnotanswer.Somethinghadcausedaswimmingbeforehiseyeswhichhedidnotwishhiswifetosee;soheletfallthehandleoftheexpress-wagonand,bendinghisslowback,pluckedasprigof"old-man."Thoughhecouldnothaveexpressedhis

    sentimentsinwords,thegardenbroughtpoignantrecollectionsofthehopesandpromiseswhichhadthrowntheirrosecolorabouttheyoungdaysofhismarriage.Hishopeshadneverblossomedintofulfilment.Hispromisestothelittlewifehadbeenchokedbytheweedsofhisowninefficiency.Worsethanthis,theburstingintobloomofseedsofselfishrecklessnessinhimselfwaswhathadturnedthegardenoftheirlifeintoanaridwaste.Andnow,intheirdryandwitheredoldage,heandAngywerebeingtornupbytheroots,flungassomuchrubbishbytheroadside.

    "Mother,Ibedretfulsorrytertakeyewawayfromyourposies,"mutteredAbrahamashearosewithhisgreenspriginhishand.

    Withshakingfingers,Angysoughtapinhiddenbeneathherbasque."Father,shallIpinyer'old-man'inyerbuttonhole?"shequavered.Thenashestoopedforhertoarrangetheposy,shewhispered:"Iwouldn'tcare,'ceptferwhatfolksmustsay.Le''shurrybeforeanyoneseesus.Itoldeverybodythatwewa'n'ta-gwineterbreakuptillter-morrermornin'."

    Fortunately,therewasawayacrosslotstotheOldLadies'Home,anunfrequentedby-pathoverafieldandthroughabitofwoodland,whichwouldbringthecouplealmostunobservedtoasidegate.

    Underordinarycircumstances,Angelinewouldneverhavetakenthispath;foritexposedhercarefullypatchedandnewlypolishedshoesto

    scratches,herfragile,wornsilkskirtandstiff,whitepetticoattobrambles.Moreover,thedraggingoftheloadedlittlewagonwasmoredifficulthereforAbraham.Buttheybothpreferredthenarrower,rougherwaytofacingthecuriouseyesofallShorevillenow,thepityingwindowsofthevillagestreet.

    Asthecouplecametotheedgeofthewoodland,theyturnedwithoneaccordandlookedbackforthelastglimpseofthehome.Blazinggold-redagainstthekitchenwindowflamedtheafternoonsunlight.

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    "Looka'that!"Angycriedeagerly,asonewhobeholdsapromiseintheskies."Jestsee,Father;wecouldn't'a'madeoutthatwinderthisfuratallefthesunhadn'tstruckitjestso.Ideclar'itseemsalmostasefwecouldseetherocker,tew.It'stewbad,Abe,thatwehadterletyeroldrockergo.D'yewremember--?"Shelaidherhandonhisarm,andliftedhergaze,growingcloudedandwistful,tohisface."Whenweboughtthechair,wethoughtmebbesomedayI'dberockingaleetlebabyinit.'Twasthen,yewricollec',wesortergotinthehabitofcallin'eachother'father'an''mother.'Iwondereftheyoung'unshadcome--"

    "Le''shurry,"interruptedAbealmostgruffly."Le''shurry."

    Theystumbledforwardwithbowedheadsinsilence,untilofasuddentheywerestartledbyasurprisedhailofrecognition,andlookeduptofindthemselvesconfrontedbyabentandgrayoldman,avillagecharacter,aharmless,slightlydementedpublicchargeknownas"Ishmael"or"CaptainRover."

    "Wharyewgoin',Cap'nRose?"

    Theoldcouplehaddrawnbackatthesightofthegentlevagabond,andAngyclutchedatherhusband'sarm,herheartcontractingatthethoughtthathe,too,hadbecomeapauper.

    "I'ma-takin'mywifeterjinetheoldladiesoverthartertheHum,"Abeanswered,andwouldhavepassedon,shrinkingfromthesightofhimselfasreflectedinpoorIshmael.

    Butthe"innocent"placedhimselfintheirpath.

    "Yewain'ta-goin'terjine'em,tew?"hebantered.

    Abeforcedalaughtohislipsinresponse.

    "No,no;I'mgoin'overterYaphankterboardonthecounty."

    Againthecouplewouldhavepassedon,theirfacesflushed,theireyes

    lowered,hadnotIshmaelflungoutonehandtodetainthemwhileheplungedtheotherhurriedlyintohispocket.

    "Here."Hedrewoutameagerhandfulofnickelsandpennies,hisvacantsmilegrownwistful."Here,takeit,Cap'nRose.It'sallIgot.Ican'tcountitmyself,butyewcan.Don'tyewthinkit'senoughtersetyewupinbusiness,soyewwon'thavetergoterthepoorhouse?Thepoorhouseisabadplace.Iwastherelastwinter.Idon'tlikethepoorhouse."

    Herambledonofthepoorhouse.Angy,pantingforbreath,onehandagainstthesmotheringpainatherheart,wastrying,withtheother,todrag"Father"along."Father"wasshakinghisheadatIshmael,attheprofferednickelsandpennies--shakinghisheadandchoking.Atlength

    hefoundhisvoice,andwasabletosmileathiswould-bebenefactorwitheventheghostofatwinkleinhiseye.

    "Muchobliged,Cap'nRover;butyewkeepyermoneyferterbaccy.Iain'tsohigh-tonedasyew.I'lltakerealcomfortatthepoorhouse.S'long;thankyer.S'long."

    Ishmaelwentonhiswaymutteringtohimself,unhappilyjinglinghisrejectedalms;whileAngyandAberesumedtheirjourney.

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    AstheycametothegateoftheOldLadies'Home,Angyseizedholdofherhusband'sarm,andlookingupintohisfacepleadedearnestly:

    "Father,let'stakethehunderddollarsferafamblytombstunan'goterthepoorhousetergether!"

    Heshookheroffalmostroughlyandliftedthelatchofthegate.

    "Folks'dsaywewascrazy,Mother."

    Therewasnooneinsightashedraggedintheexpress-cartandlaiddownthehandle.Beforehimwasalong,clean-sweptpathendingapparentlyinamassofshrubbery;totheleftwasafieldofsweetcornreachingtothehedge;totherightastrongandsturdygrowthofpolelimabeans;andjustwithintheentrance,beneaththesweepingplumesofaweeping-willowtree,wasashabbybutinvitinggreenbench.

    Abe'sglancewanderedfromthebenchtohiswife'sface.Angycouldnotlifthereyestohim;withbowedheadshewaslatchingandunlatchingthegatethroughwhichhemustpass.Helookedatthesunandthoughtfullymadereckonofthetime.Therewerestilltwohoursbeforehecouldtakethetrainwhich--

    "Lef'sgosetdeownaspellafore--"hefaltered--"aforewesay

    good-by."

    Shemadenoanswer.Shetoldherselfoverandoverthatshemust--simplymust--stopthat"all-of-a-tremble"feelingwhichwasgoingoninsideofher.Shesteppedfromthegatetothebenchblindly,withAbe'shandonherarm,though,stillblindly,withexaggeratedcaresheplacedhiscarpet-bagonthegrassbesideher.

    Helaiddownhiscane,tookoffhishighhatandwipedhisbrow.Helookedatheranxiously.Stillshecouldnotliftherblurredeyes,norcouldshecheckhertrembling.

    Seeinghowsheshook,hepassedhisarmaroundhershoulder.He

    murmuredsomething--what,neitherhenorsheknew--buttheloveofhisyouthspokeinthemurmur,andagainfellthesilence.

    Angy'seyescleared.Shestruggledtospeak,aghastatthethoughtthatlifeitselfmightbedonebeforeevertheycouldhaveonehourtogetheragain;butnowordscame.Somuch--somuchtosay!Shereachedoutherhandtowherehisresteduponhisknee.Theirfingersgripped,andeachfeltasenseofdrearycheertoknowthatthetouchwasspeakingwhatthetonguecouldnotutter.

    Timepassedswiftly.Thesilenthourspedon.Theyoungbladesofcorngossipedgentlyalongthefield.Above,thebranchesofthewillowswishedandswayedtotherhythmofthesoft,southwind.

    "Howstill,howstillitis!"whisperedthebreeze.

    "Rest,rest,rest!"wasthelullabyswishofthewillow.

    TheoldwifenestledclosertoAbrahamuntilherheadtouchedhisshoulder.Helaidhischeekagainstherhairandthecarefullypreservedoldbonnet.Involuntarilysheraisedherhand,trainedbytheyearsofpinchingeconomy,toliftthefragileroseintoasaferposition.Hesmiledatheraction;thenhisarmclosedaboutherspasmodicallyandhe

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    swallowedalumpinhisthroat.

    Theafternoonwaswaning.Graduallyovertheturmoiloftheirheartsstolethegarden'sJune-timespiritofdrowsyrepose.

    Theyleanedevenclosertoeachother.Thegrayoftheoldman'shairmingledwiththegraybeneathAngeline'slittlebonnet.Slowlyhiseyesclosed.ThenevenasAngywonderedwhowouldwatchovertheslumbersofhiswornoldageinthepoorhouse,she,too,fellasleep.

    III

    THECANDIDATE

    Thebutcher'sboybroughtthetidingsoftheauctionsaleinatthekitchendooroftheOldLadies'HomeevenwhileAngyandAbewerelingeringovertheirposies,andtheinmatesoftheHomewerewaitingtoreceivetheoldwifewiththegreatersympathyandthedeeperspiritofwelcomefromthefactthattwoofthetwenty-ninemembershadknownherfromgirlhood,awaybackintheboarding-schooldays.

    "Yop,"saidtheboy,withoneeyeuponthestoutmatron,whowascriticallyexaminingthemeatthathehadbrought."Yop,theauction'sover,an'Cap'nRose,he--Don'tthatcutsuityou,MissAbigail?Youwon'tfindabetter,nicer,tenderer,andmorejuicierpieceofshoulderthissideofNewYork.Takeitback,didyousay?Allright,ma'am,allright!"Hisfaceassumedalookofresignation:theseoldladiesmadehislifeamartyrdom.Heusedtotellthe"fellers"thathespentonehalfhistimecarryingordersbackandforthfromtheOldLadies'Home.Butnow,inspiteofhismeeknessofmanner,hedidnotintendtotakethiscutback.SowithMachiavellianskillhehastenedonwithhisgossip.

    "Yop,an'theyonlyrizonehundreddollarsan'twocents--onehundreddollarsan'apostage-stamp.Iguessit'sallupwiththecap'nan'theOldMen's.Idon'tsee'emhangin'outno'Welcome'signonthestrengthofthat."

    "You'reahorrid,heartlesslittleboy!"burstforthMissAbigail,and,flingingthedisputedmeatonthetable,shesankdownintothechair,completelyovercomebysorrowandindignation."You'llbeoldyerselfsomeday,"shesobbed,notnoticingthathewasstealthilyedgingtowardthedoor,oneeyeonher,oneonto-morrow'spot-roast."Itellyew,Tommy,"regainingheraccustomedconfidingamiability,assheliftedthecornerofheraprontowipehereyes,"MissElliewillfeelsomekindo'bad,tew.Yerknowmean'heran'Angyallwentterschooltergether,

    althoughMissEllieissomuchyounger'ntheresto'usthatwecallherthebaby.Here!Where--"

    Buthewasgone.Sighingheavily,thematronputthemeatintheice-box,andthenmadeherslow,lumberingwayintothefronthall,orcommunity-room,wherethesistersweregatheredinabodytoawaitthenewarrival.

    "Waal,say!"shesupplemented,aftershehadfinishedtellingherpitiablybriefstory,"thar'stroubleernoughtergo'round,hain't

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    thar?"

    AuntNancySmith,whoneverbelievedinwearingherheartonhersleeve,sniffedandthumpedhercaneonthefloor.

    "Yewyoungfolks,"sheaffirmed,herselfhavingseenninety-ninewinters,whileAbigailhadknownbutapaltrysixty-five,"yewallersgoan'cutyerpityontheskew-gee.Idon'tseenothin'terbawlan'bellererbout.Isaythata'nymanwhatcan'ttakekereo'himself,nottermentionhiswife,shouldortergoterthepoorhouse."

    Butthematriarch'svoicequaveredevenmorethanusual,andasshefinishedshehastilybentdownandfeltinherdeepskirt-pocketforhersnuff-box.

    NowtheAmazonianMrs.Homan,awidowforthethirdtime,madesturdyretort:

    "That'sjestlikeyewoldmaids--alwaysa-blamin'themen.YewkinjestbetIneverwouldhaveletoneofmyhusbandsgoterthepoorhouse.Itwouldhavemortifiedmedretful.Itmustbeapurtypoorsortofawomanwhatcan'ttakecareofonemanandkeeparoofoverhishead.Why,mysecond,OliverG.,usedtersay--"

    "Oh!"MissElliewrungherhands,"can'twedosomethin'?"

    "Icoulddoa-plenty,"mournedMissAbigail,"efIonlyhadbeensavin'.HereIgitasalaryo'fourdollarsamonth,an'notonepennylaidaway."

    "Yewfergit,"spokesomeonegently,"thatittakesconsid'ableterdressamatronproper."

    AuntNancy,whohadbeensneezingfuriouslyatherownimpotence,nowfoundherspeechagain.

    "We'reanicesettertalkerboutdewin'somethin'--apasselo'poorole

    critterslikeus!"Hercackleofembitteredlaughterwasinterruptedbythelow,cultivatedvoiceofthebelleoftheHome,"ButterflyBlossy."

    "We've_got_todosomething,"saidBlossyfirmly.

    WhenBlossyspokewithsuchdecision,everyoneofthesistersprickedupherears.Blossymightbe"ashaller-pate";shemightarrangethegolden-whitehairofherheadasbefittedthecrowninggloryofayounggirl,withpuffsandrollsandlittlecurls,and--morethanonesistersuspected--withtheaidof"rats";shemightgownherselfelaboratelyinthemendedfineryofthelongago,thebetteryears;shemightdressherlovelybigroom--theonlydoublebedchamberinthehouse,forwhichshehadpaidadoubleentrancefee--inallsortsofgewgaws,little

    ornaments,hand-paintedplaquesofherownproducing,lacebedspreads,embroideredsplashersandpillow-shams;shemightevenpermitherselfasuitorwhocametwiceayearmorepunctuallythantheline-storms,toaskherwitheredlittlehandinmarriage--butherheartwasintherightplace,andonoccasionshehadprovedherselfamasterhandat"fixin'things."

    "Yes,"saidshe,risingtoherfeetandflingingoutherarmswithaneloquentgesture,"we'vegottodosomething,andthere'sjustonethingtodo,girls:takethecaptainrighthere--here"--shebroughtherhands

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    tothelacesonherbosom--"toourhearts!"

    Atfirsttherewassilence,withtheladiesstaringblanklyatBlossyandthenatoneanother.Hadtheyheardaright?Thentherecamemurmursandexclamations,withMissAbigail'svoicegaspingabovetheothers:

    "Whatwouldthedirectorssay?"

    "Whatdotheyalwayssaywhenweaskafavor?"demandedBlossy."'Howmuchwillitcost?'Itwon'tcostacent."

    "Won't,eh?"snappedAuntNancy."Howonarthbeyewgoin'tervittlehim?Ihain'thadaseconddisho'peasthisyear."

    "Somemeneatmorean'someless,"remarkedSarahJane,asill-favoredaspinsteraseverthesunshoneon;"generallyitmeanssomuchgrubtersomuchweight."

    MissAbigailglancedupattheceiling,whileLazyDaisy,whohadrefusedtotipthebeamfortenyears,surreptitiouslyhidanappleintowhichshehadbeenbiting.

    "Le''shave'emweighed,"suggestedawidow,RubyLee,withapretty,well-preservedlittlefaceandfigure,"an'eftergethertheydon'tcome

    uptotheheartiestoneofus--"

    MissAbigailmadehastyinterruption:

    "Gals,hain'tyewnevernoticedthatthemoreyewneedthemoreyewgit?BeforeJennyBellwenttolivewithherdarterIdidn'tknowwhatIshoulddew,forthetaterswasgittin'pootylow.Yewknowsheusedtereattwentyteramealan'thenlookhungryattheplatter.An'thenefoldSquareElydidn'tcomea-drivin'uponemornin'withtenbushelinthefarmwagon!He'dbeensavin''emferusallwinterferfearwemightrunshortinthespring.Gals,thar'sonethingyewkindependon,theforesightednessoftheLord.Ihain'tafraidterriska-stretchin'theboardan'keepo'thirtyterpervideampleferthirty-one.Naow,

    haowmanyofyewiswillin'tertryit?"

    Everyheadnodded,"Iam";everyeyewaswetwiththedewofmercifulkindness;andMrs.HomanandSarahJane,whohadflungplatesateachotheronlythatmorning,wereobservedtobeholdinghands.

    "Buthaowonarthbewea-goin'tersleephim?"proceededthematronuneasily."Tharhain'taextrycornerinthehullplace.Puttin'tewpeopleinNo.30isoutofthequestion--it'sjesterboutthesizeofaCinderellashoebox,anyhow,an'thegarretleaks--"

    Shepaused,forBlossywaspullingathersleeve,therealBlossy,warmhearted,generous,self-deprecating.

    "IthinkNo.30isjustthecoziestlittleplaceforone!Doletmetakeit,MissAbigail,andgivethecouplemygreatbigbarnofaroom."

    AuntNancyeyedhersuspiciously."Yewain'ta-gwinetermakeafoolo'yerself,an'jumpoverthebroomstickag'in?"ForBlossy'soldsuitor,SamuelDarby,hadmadeoneofhissemiannualvisitsonlythatmorning.

    Thebelleburstintohystericalandself-consciouslaughter,asshefoundeveryglancebentuponher.

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    "Oh,no,no;notthat.ButIconfessthatIamtiredtodeathofthisperpetualdove-party.Ijustsimplycan'tliveanotherminutewithoutamaninthehouse.

    "Now,MissAbigail,"sheaddedimperiously,"yourunacrosslotsandfetchhimhome."

    IV

    ONEOFTHEM

    Ah!butAbrahamsleptthatnightasifhehadbeendrawntorestunderthecompellingshelterofthewingsofallthatflockwhichinhappierdayshehaddubbedcontemptuously"themairoldhens."NeverafterwardcouldthedazedoldgentlemanrememberhowhehadbeenpersuadedtocomeintothehouseandupthestairswithAngeline.Heonlyknewthatinthemidstofthatheart-breakingfarewellatthegate,MissAbigail,alloutofbreathwithrunning,redintheface,butexceedinglyheartyofmanner,hadsuddenlyappeared.

    "Shoo,shoo,shoo!"thisstoutangelhadgasped."Naow,Cap'nAbe,yewneedn'tgitnarvous.We'reasharmlessasdoves.Runrighterlong.Yewwon'tseeanybodyter-night.Don'tsayaword.It'sallright.Sssh!Shoo!"Andthen,lo!hewasnotintheCountyAlmshouse,butinabeautifulbrightbedchamberwithawreathofimmortellesoverthemantel,alonewithAngy.

    Afterward,itallseemedtheblurofadreamtohim,adreamwhichendedwhenhehadfoundhisheaduponacool,whitepillow,andhadfeltglad,glad--dearGod,howglad!--toknowthatAngywasstillwithinreachofhisoutstretchedhand;andsohehadfallenasleep.Butwhenheawokeinthemorning,therestoodAngelineinfrontoftheglasstakingherhair

    outofcurlpapers;andthenheslowlybegantorealizethetremendouschangethathadcomeintotheirlives,whenhiswifecommittedtheunprecedentedactoftakinghercrimpsout_before_breakfast.Herealized'thattheyweretoeatamongstrangers.Hehadbecometheguestofthirty"women-folks."Nodoubtheshouldbecalled"OldGalThirty-one."Hegotupanddressedvery,veryslowly.Thebewilderedgratitude,theincredulousthanksgivingoflastnight,wereasfarawayasyesterday'ssunset.AgreatseriousnesssettleduponAbe'sleanface.Atlastheburstforth:

    "Onetothirty!Hy-guy,I'minferit!"Howhadithappened,hewondered.Theyhadgivenhimnotimetothink.Theyhadswoopeddownuponhimwhenhisbrainwasdulledwithanguish.Virtually,theyhad

    kidnappedhim.Whyhadtheybroughthimheretoacceptcharityofawomen'sinstitution?Whyneedtheythusintensifyhissenseofshameathislife'sfailure,and,aboveall,athisfailuretoprovideforAngeline?Inthepoorhousehewouldhavebeenonlyonemorederelict;butherehestoodalonetobestaredatandpitiedandthrownasickly-satisfyingcrumb.Withasighfromtheverycellarofhisbeing,hemuttered:

    "Aye,Mother,whydidn'tyewletmegoontertheCountyHouse?Thatair'stheplaceferaworn-outoldhulllikeme.Hy-guy!"heejaculated,

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    beadsofsweatstandingoutonhisforehead,"I'drutherlaydeownan'dieth'nfacethemairwomen."

    "Thar,thar!"soothinglyspokeAngy,layingherhandonhisarm."Thar,thar,Father!JestthinkhaowdretfulI'dfeela-goin'deownwithoutyer."

    "Soyouwould!"strangelycomforted."Soyouwould,mydear!"Forhersakehetriedtobrightenup.Hejokedclumsilyastheystoodonthethresholdofthechamber,whispering,blinkinghiseyestomakeupforthelackoftheirusuallyreadytwinkle.

    "Hol'onaminute;supposin'IfergitwhetherIbeamanerawoman?"

    Herlovegaveinspirationtoheranswer:"I'llleanonyer,Abe."

    Justthentherecametheloud,imperativeclangingofthebreakfast-bell;andsheurgedhimtohurry,as"itwouldn'tdew"forthemtobelatethefirstmorningofalltimes.Butheonlyansweredbygoingbackintotheroomtomakeananxioussurveyofhisreflectionintheglass.Heshookhisheadreprovinglyatthebeardedcountenance,asiftosay:"YouneednotprideyourselfanylongeronlookinglikeAbrahamLincoln,foryouhavebeenturnedintoamiserableoldwoman."

    Pickingupthehair-brush,hehelditoutatarm'slengthtoAngy."Won'tyewslickupmyhairaleetlebit,Mother?"heasked,somewhatshamefacedly."Ican'tseeextrywellthismornin'."

    "Why,Abe!It'sslickedezslickezitkinbenaow."However,theoldwifereachedupashebenthistall,angularformoverher,andsmoothedagainhisthin,wetlocks.Helaughedalittle,self-mockingly,andshelaughedback,thenurgedhimintothehall,and,slippingahead,ledthewaydown-stairs.Atthefirstlanding,whichbroughtthemintofullviewofthelowerhall,hepaused,possessedwiththemaddesiretorunawayandhide,foratthefootofthestairwaystoodtheentireflockofoldladies.Twenty-ninepairsofeyeswereliftedtohimandAngy,twenty-ninepairsoflipsweresmilingatthem.Totheendofhis

    daysAbrahamrememberedthosesmiles.Reassuring,unselfish,andtender,theymadetheoldman'sheartswell,hisemotionsgowarringtogether.

    Hewondered,wasgrateful,yethegrewmoreconfusedandafraid.HestaredamazedatAngeline,whoseemedtheembodimentofself-possession,liftingherdainty,proudlittlegrayheadhigherandhigher.SheturnedtoAbrahamwithaprotecting,motherlylittlegestureofcommandforhimtofollow,andmarchedgallantlyondownthestairs.Humbly,tremblingattheknees,hecamewithgingerlystepsafterthelittleoldwife.Howunworthyhewasofhernow!Howunworthyhehadalwaysbeen,yetneverrealizedtothefulluntilthismoment.Heknewwhatthosesmilesmeant,hetoldhimself,watchingtheupliftedfaces;theyweretosoothehissenseofshameandhumiliation,totouchwithrosethisdullgraycolor

    oftheculminationofhisfailures.Hepassedhishandoverhiseyes,fiercelyprayingthatthetearsmightnotcometoaddtohisdisgrace.

    AndallthewhilebravelittleAngykeptsmiling,untilwithatrulygladleapoftheheartshecaughtsightofablueribbonpaintedingoldshiningonthebreastofeachoneofthetwenty-ninewomen.Apaleblueribbonpaintedingoldwith--yes,peeringhereyesshediscoveredthatitwastheword"WELCOME!"TheforcedsmilevanishedfromAngeline'sface.Hereyesgrewwet,hercheekwhite.Herproudfigureshrank.Sheturnedandlookedbackatherhusband.Notforoneinstantdidshe

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    appropriatethecomplimenttoherself."Thisisfor_you_!"herspiritcalledouttohim,whileanewpridedawnedinherworkingface.

    FortyyearshadshespentapologizingforAbraham,andnowsheunderstoodhowthesetwenty-ninegenerousoldheartshadraidedhimtothepedestalofahero,whileshestoodaheroinebesidehim.Angyitwaswhotremblednow,andAbe,gainingamanlycouragefromthat,tookholdofherarmtosteadyher--theyhadpausedonastepnearthefootofthestairs--and,lookingaroundwithhiswhimsicalsmile,hedemandedofthebedeckedcompanyingeneral,"Ladies,beyew'spectin'thePresident?"

    Cacklewentthecrackedoldvoicesofthetwenty-nineinachorusofappreciativelaughter,whiletheoldheadsbobbedatoneanotherasiftosay,"Won'thebeanacquisition?"Andthen,fromamongthegrouptherecameforwardBlossy--Blossy,whohadsacrificedmostthatthisshouldcometopass;Blossy,whohadsattillmidnightpaintingthegold-and-blueribbons;Blossy,theprideandbeautyoftheHome,inadelicate,old,yellow,reallacegown.Sheheldhertwohandsgracefullyandmysteriouslybehindherbackassheadvancedtothefootofthestairs.LookingsteadilyintoAbraham'seyes,shekepta-smilinguntilhefeltasifthewarmthofabelatedspringhadbeameduponhim.

    "ThePresident!"Hermellow,well-modulatedvoiceshook,andshelaughed

    withaminglingofgenerousjoyandtenderpity."AreweexpectingthePresident?Youdearmodestman!Wearewelcoming--_you_!"

    AbelookedtoAngyasiftosay,"HowshallItakeit?"andbehold!themiracleofhiswife'sbosomswellingandswellingwithprideinhim.Heturnedback,forBlossywasmakingaspeech.Hishandtohishead,hebenthisgoodeartolisten.IntermspoeticalandtouchingshedescribedthelonelinessofthelifeattheHomeasithadbeenwithnomanundertheroofofthehouseandonlyadeaf-and-dumbgardener,whohatedhersex,inthebarn.Thenincontrastshepaintedlifeasitmustbeforthesistersnowthatthethirtytendervineshadfoundastancholdoakfortheirclinging."Me?"queriedAbrahamofhimselfand,withanothersilentglance,ofAngy.

    Butwhatwasthis?Blossy,leadingalltheothersinaresoundingcallof"Welcome!"andthenBlossydrawinghertwohandsfrombehindherback.Oneheldahugebluecup,theother,thesaucertomatch.SheplacedthecupinthesaucerandhelditouttoAbraham.Hetrudgeddownthefewstepstoreceiveit,unashamednowofthetearsthatcourseddownhischeeks.Withaburstofdelightheperceivedthatitwasamustachecup,suchastheonehehadalwaysusedathomeuntilithadbeensetforsafe-keepingonthetoppantryshelftoawaittheauction,whereithadbroughtthepriceofelevencentswithhalfapaperoftacksthrownin.

    Andnowasthetearsclearedawayhesawalso,whatAngy'seyeshad

    alreadynoted,theinscriptioninwarmcrimsonlettersontheshiningbluesideofthecup,"ToOurBelovedBrother."

    "Sisters,"hemumbled,forhecoulddonomorethanmumbleashetookhisgift,"efyew'dbeengittin'readyfermesixmonths,yewcouldn'thavedonenobetter."

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    V

    THEHEADOFTHECORNER

    Everybodyworetheircompanymannerstothebreakfast-table--thefirsttimeinthewholehistoryoftheHomewhencompanymannershadgracedtheinitialmealoftheday.Beingpleasantatsupperwaseasyenough,AuntNancyusedtosay,foreveryonesavetheunreasonablycantankerous,andbeingagreeableatdinnerwasnotespeciallydifficult;butnooneshortofasaintcouldbeexpectedtosmileofmorningsuntilsufficienttimehadbeengiventodiscoverwhetheronehadsteppedoutonthewrongortherightsideofthebed.

    Thismorning,however,notimewasneededtodemonstratethateverybodyintheplacehadgottenoutonthehappysideofhiscouch.Eventhedeaf-and-dumbgardenerhaduntwistedhissurlytemper,andasAbrahamenteredthedining-room,lookedinattheeastwindowwithaconciliatorygrinandnodwhichsaidasplainlyaswords:

    "'Tisawelcomesightindeedtoseeoneofmyownkindaroundthisestablishment!"

    "Whydon'thecomein?"questionedAbe,wavingbackagreetingaswell

    ashecouldwiththetreasuredcupinoneofhishandsandthesaucerintheother;whereuponSarahJane,thatuglyduckling,explainedthatthefellow,beingaconfirmedwoman-hater,cookedallhisownmealsinthesmokehouse,andinsisteduponallhisordersbeingleftonaslateoutsidethetool-housedoor.Abesniffeddisdainfully,contemplatingherhomelycountenance,overwhichthismorning'smoodhadcastanotunlovely,transformingglow.

    "Why,thescalawag!"Hefrownedsoatthefaceinthewindowthatitimmediatelydisappeared."Yewdon'tmeantertellmehe'ssotag'in'yewgals?Hemustbecrazy!Sechahandsome,cleverseto'womenIneverdidsee!"

    SarahJaneblushedtotherootsofherthin,straighthairandsatdown,suddenlydisarmedofeveryporcupinequillthatshehadhiddenunderherwings;whiletherewasanagreeablelittlestiramongthesisters.

    "Setdeown,allhands!Setdeown!"enjoinedMissAbigail,flutteringaboutwiththeheavinessofafatgoose."BrotherAbe,--that'swhatwe'veallagreedtocallyew,byunanimousvote,--yewsetrighthereatthefootofthetable.AuntNancyalwayshadtheheadan'methefoot;butIonlykeptthefoot,partlybecuztharwa'n'tnomanfertheplace,an'partlybecuzIwastewsizabletersqueezeinany-wharelse.Seein'asSisterAngyissechaleetlemite,though,Iguessshekineasymakeroomfermet'othersideo'her."

    Abecouldonlybowhisthanksasheputhisgiftdownonthetableandtooktheprominentplaceassignedtohim.Theothersseated,therewasasolemnmomentofwaitingwithbowedheads.AuntNancy'stremblingvoicearose,--thevoicewhichhadjealouslyguardedtherightofsayinggraceattableintheOldLadies'Homefortwentyyears,--not,however,inthecustomarywordsofthanksgiving,butinaperemptory"BrotherAbe!"

    Abrahamlookedup.Couldshepossiblymeanthathewastoestablishhimselfastheheadofthehouseholdbyrepeatinggrace?"BrotherAbe!"

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    shecalleduponhimagain."Yew'veasktablessin'feronewomanfermanyayear;supposin'neowyewaskitferthirty!"

    Amidtheamazementoftheothersisters,Abemumbled,andmuttered,andmurmured--nooneknewwhatwords;butallunderstoodtheoverwhelminggratitudebehindhisincoherency,andalljoinedheartilyintheAmen.Then,whileMrs.Homan,thecookoftheweek,wentbustlingoutintothekitchen,AuntNancyfeltthatitdevolveduponhertoexplainheraction.Itwouldneverdo,shethought,forhertogainareputationforself-effacementandsweetnessofdispositionathertimeoflife.

    "Son,Iwantyewterunderstandonethingnaowatthestart.Yewtreatusright,an'we'lltreatyewright.That'sallweasko'yew.MissEllie,passtheradishes."

    "I'lldomybest,"Abehastenedtoassureher."Hy-guy,thatcoffeesmellssomekindo'good,don'tit?Betweenthesmello'thestuffan'thelookso'mycup,it'llbesotemptin'thatI'llwishIhadtheneckofagi-raffe,an'couldtasteitallthewaydeown.Angy,Ibeafraidwe'llgitthegouta-livin'sohigh.Lookatthisherecream!"

    Smiling,appreciative,hislipsinsistinguponjokingtocoverthenaturalfeelingofembarrassmentincidenttothisfirstmealamongthesisters,butwithhisvoicebreakingnowandagainwithemotion,while

    fromtimetotimehehadtostealhishandkerchieftohisoldeyes,Abepassedsuccessfullythroughthe--tohim--elaboratebreakfast.AndAngysatinraptsilence,butwithherfaceshiningsothatherquietwasthestillnessofeloquence.OnceAbestartledthemallbyrisingstealthilyfromthetableandseizingthemorning'snewspaperwhichlayuponthebuffet.

    "Iknowedit!"caviledLazyDaisy_sottovoce_tonooneinparticular."Hecouldn'twaitforthenewstillhewasthrougheatin'!"ButAbehadfoldedthepaperintoastoutweapon,and,creepingtowardthewindow,despatchedbyaquick,adroitmovementaflywhichhadalighteduponthescreen.

    "Ihatetheverysighto'themairpeskycritters,"heexplainedhalfapologetically."Thar,thar'sanotherone,"andslaughteredthat.

    "My,butyewkingit'em,can'tyew?"spokeMissAbigailadmiringly."ThemtewbetheveryonesItriedterketchalldayyiste'day;Ikinseeasafly-ketcheryewbea-goin'terbewuthafarmterme.Setdeownan'trysomeo'thisherestrawberrypresarve."

    ButAbeprotestedthathecouldnoteatanotherbiteunlessheshouldgetupandrunaroundthehouseto"joggledeown"whathehadalreadyswallowed.Heleanedbackinhischairandsurveyedthefamily:onhisright,generous-heartedBlossy,whohadbeensmilingapprovalandencouragementathimallthroughtherepast;athisleft,andjust

    beyondAngy,MissAbigailindulginginwhatremainedonthedishesnowthatshediscoveredtheotherstohavefinished;AuntNancykeenlywatchinghimfromtheheadoftheboard;andalltheothersisters"betwixtan'between."

    HecaughtMrs.Homan'seyewhereshestoodinthedoorwayleadingintothekitchen,andremarkedpleasantly:"Ma'am,yewoughtersetupapancakeshopin'York.Yewcouldmakeafortuneatit.Ihain'thadsechamealo'vittlessenceIturnedfiftyyearo'age."

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    AflatteredsmileoverspreadMrs.Homan'svisage,andtheothersisters,notingit,wonderedhowlongitwouldbebeforesheshowedherclawsinAbraham'spresence.

    "Hy-guy,Angy,"Abewenton,"yewcan'tbelievenothin'yewhear,kinyer?Why,folkshavetoldmethatyewladies--Whatyewhittin'myfootfer,Mother?Folkshavetoldme,"atwinkleofamusementinhiseyeattheabsurdity,"thatyewfightamongyerselveslikecatsan'dogs,when,law!Ineverseesechacleverloto'womengatheredtergetherinallmylife.An'Ibelieve--Mother,Ihain'ta-sayin'nothin'!Ijestwantterlet'emknowwhatIthinkon'em.Ibelievethattharmustbethreehunderdheartsinthishereplace'stido'thirty.Butdewyewknow,gals,folksoutsideevengosofur'stersaythatyewthrowplatesatoneanother!"

    Therewasamoment'ssilence;thenalittlegaspfirstfromoneandthenfromanotherofthegroup.EveryonelookedatMrs.Homan,andfromMrs.HomantoSarahJane.Mrs.Homantightenedhergriponthepancaketurner;SarahJaneuneasilymovedherlongfingerswithinreachofasturdylittlered-and-whitepepper-pot.Anothermomentpassed,inwhichtheairseemedfilledwiththepromiseofanelectricstorm.ThenBlossyspokehurriedly--Blossythetactician,claspingherhandstogetherandbringingAbe'sattentiontoherself.

    "Really!Yousurpriseme!Youdon'tmeantosaythatfolkstalkaboutuslikethat!"

    "Slanderisadretfullong-leggedcritter,"amendedMissAbigail,smilingandsighinginthesamebreath.

    "SaryJane,"inquiredMrs.Homansweetly,"what'sthematterwiththatpepper-pot?Doesitneedfillin'?"

    AndsobeganthereignofpeaceintheOldLadies'Home.

    VI

    INDIANSUMMER

    MissAbigailhadnotbankedinvainonthe"foresightednessoftheLord."Attheendofsixmonths,insteadoftherebeingashortageinheraccountsbecauseofAbe'spresence,shewasabletoshowthedirectorssuchabalance-sheetasexcelledallherpreviouscommendablerecords.

    "Howdoyouexplainit?"theyaskedher.

    "Wecastourbreadonthewaters,"sheanswered,"an'Providencejestkepta-handin'outtheloaves."Againshesaid,"'Twasgrinnin'thatdoneit.BrotherAbehekeptthegardenergood-natured,an'thegardenerhejestgrinnedatthegardensassuntilitwasashamednotterflourish;an'BrotherAbekeptthegalsgood-naturedan'theywa'n'tso_niasy_aboutwhattheyeat;an'hekeptthevisitorsa-laughin'jestterseehimhere,an'whenyewmakefolkslaughtheywantterturnaroundan'dewsomethin'feryew.Itellyew,efyewkinonlykeepgriternoughtergrin,yewkindriveawayadrought."

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    Intruth,therehadbeennodroughtinthegardenthatsummer,butalmostadoubleyieldofcornandbeans;nodroughtinthegiftssenttotheHome,butshowersofplenty.Someofthesecameintheformoffreshfishandclamsleftatthebackdoor;someinlusciousfruits;someinbarrelsofclothing.Andthebarrelsofclothingsolvedanotherproblem;fornolongerdidtheircontentsconsistsolelyofarticlesoffeminineattire."Biledshirts"pouredoutofthem;socksandbreeches,derbyhats,coatsandnegligees;untilAuntNancywithahumoroustwisttoherthinlipsinquirediftherewerethirtymeninthisestablishmentandonewoman.

    "IneverthoughtI'dcometowearin'aquiltedsilkbasquewithtosselsonit,"Aberemarkedonedayonbeingurgedtotryonahandsomesmoking-jacket."DewIlooklikeoneofthemsissy-boys,erjestadude?"

    "It'sdretfulbecoming,"insistedAngy,"bewtiful!Ain'tit,gals?"

    Everyoldladynoddedherheadwithanairofproudproprietorship,asiftosay,"Nothingcouldfailtobecome_our_brother."AndAngynoddedherhead,too,indelightedapprovaloftheirappreciationof"ourbrother"and"myhusband."

    Beautiful,joy-steeped,pleasure-filleddaysthesewereforthecouple,whohadbeencrampedforlife'ssmallestnecessitiessomanymeageryears.AngyfeltthatshehadbeenmademiraculouslyyoungbythebirthofthisnewAbraham--almostasifatlastshehadbeengiventhesonforwhominheryouthshehadprayedwithimpassionedappeal.Herold-wifelovebecamerejuvenatedintoacuriousmixtureofproudmother-loveandyoung-wifeleaning,asshesawAbewineveryheartandbecomethecenterofthecommunity.

    "Why,thesistersallthinkthesunrisesan'setsinhim,"Angywouldwhispertoherselfsometimes,awedbythegloriouswonderofitall.

    Thesistersfairlyviedwithoneanothertoseehowmucheachcoulddo

    fortheonemanamongthem.Theirownpreferencesandprejudicesweremagnanimouslythrustaside.Inabodytheybesoughttheirguesttosmokeasfreelyinthehouseasoutofdoors.MissAbigaileventradedsomeofhergardenproducefortobacco,whileMissElliemadetheoldgentlemanatobacco-pouchofredflannelsogenerousinitsproportionsthatonapinchitcouldbeusedasachest-protector.

    ThenRubyLee,nottobeoutdonebyanybody,produced,fromnooneeverdiscoveredwhere,amother-of-pearlmanicuresetforthedelightandmystificationofthehero;andevenLazyDaisywentsofarastocutsomeredandyellowtissue-paperintosquaresunderthedelusionthatsometime,somehow,shewouldfindtheenergytorolltheseintospillsforthelightingofAbe'spipe.Andeachandeverysisterfromtimeto

    timecontributedsomegiftorsuggestiontoher"brother's"comfort.

    It"plagued"theothers,however,toseethatnoneofthemcouldgetaheadofBlossyintheirnobleendeavorstomakeAbrahamfeelhimselfalightandwelcomeburden.SheitwaswhodiscoveredthatAbe'scontentmentcouldnotbeabsolutewithoutgriddle-cakesforbreakfastthreehundredandsixty-fivetimesayear;sheitwaswhofirstbakedhimlittlesaucer-cakesandpiesbecausehewaspartialtoedges;andBlossyitwaswhomadeoutalistof"Don'ts"forthesisterstofollowintheirtreatmentofthisgrown-up,young-oldboy.

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    "Don'tscoldhimwhenheleavesthedoorsopen.Don'ttellhimtowipehisfeet.Don'tevermentiongold-minesorshiftlesshusbands,"etc.,etc.

    AllthesetriumphsofBlossy'sintuitionservednaturallytospurtheothersontodoevenmoreforBrotherAbethantheyhadalreadydone,untiltheoldmanbegantoworryforfearthatheshould"gitsp'ilt."Whenhelaydownforhisafternoonnapandthehousewasdullandquietwithouthiswakingpresence,theladieswouldgatheringroupsoutsidehisdoorasifinaking'santechamber,waitingforhimtoawaken,sayingtooneanothereverandagain,"Sh,sh!"Heprofessedtoscoffattheattentionshereceived,wouldgruntandgrowl"Humbug!"yetneverthelesshethrivedinthislatter-daysunlight.Hisoldbonestookonflesh.Hisagedkindlyface,allseamedwithcareasithadbeen,filledout,thewrinklesturningintotwinkles.Abrahamhadgrownyoungagain.WiththereturnofhisyouthcamethespiritofyouthtotheOldLadies'Home.Verily,verily,asBlossyhadavowedfromthefirst,theyhadbeeninsoreneedofthemasculinepresence.Theancientcoatandhatwhichhadhunginthehallsolonghadperhapsserveditspurposeinkeepingtheburglarsaway,butthislifelesssubstitutehadnotpreventedthecrabbedgnomesoflonelinessanddiscontentfromstealingin.Spinster,wife,andwidow,theyhadeveryonebeenwarpedbythetestyjust-so-nessoftheoldmaid.

    Now,insteadoffretfuldiscussionsofhealthandfood,recriminationsandwrangling,therecametobelaughterandgood-humoredchatterallthedaylong,eachsisterstrivingwithallherstrengthtopreservethenew-foundharmonyoftheHome.Thereweremusicalevenings,whenMissAbigailopenedthemelodeonandplayed"OldHundred,"andAbrahamwasencouragedtopickoutwithonestiffforefinger"MyGrandfather'sClock.""Hymntunes"weresunginchorus;andthen,inanswertoAbe'sappealforsomethinglivelier,therecametime-trieddittiesandold,oldlove-songs.Andatlast,onenight,afterleavingtheinstrumentsilent,muteinthecorneroftheparlorformanyyears,AuntNancySmithdraggedoutherharp,and,seatingherself,reachedoutherknotted,tremblinghandsandbroughtforthwhatseemedtheveryecho,so

    faintandfalteringitwas,of"Douglas,Douglas,TenderandTrue."

    Therewasalongsilenceaftershehadfinished,herheadbowedonherchest,herhandsdroppedtohersides.Abrahamspokefirst,clearinghisthroatbeforehecouldmakethewordscome.

    "_I_wishIcouldgitahusbandfereveryoneofyer,"saidhe.

    Andnoonewasangry,andnoonelaughed;fortheyallknewthathewasonlyseekingtoexpressthemessageconveyedbyNancy'splaying--themessageofLove,Lovetriumphant,whichcannotage,whichovertheyearsandoverDeathitselfalwayshaththevictory.

    VII

    OLDLETTERSANDNEW

    Blossylefttheroomwithoutaword,andwentstealingupthestairstothelittlecupboardwhereshenowslept,andwherewashungonthewall,

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    inaframeofyellowhollyhocks,paintedbyherownhand,aphotographofCaptainSamuelDarby,themanwhohadremainedobstinatelydevotedtohersinceherdaysofpinafores.

    ThepicturebetrayedthatCaptainDarbyworeawigdesignedforalargerman,andthatthevisagebeneathwasgnarledandweather-beaten,markedwiththesignsofastubbornandunreasonablewill.

    Evennowtheagedbellecouldhearhimsaying:"HereIbe,comeeroundterpopag'in.Readyterhitch?"

    Samuel'sinelegantEnglishhadalwaysbeenasourceofdistresstoBlossy;yetstillshestaredlongatthepicture.

    Sixmonthshadpassedsincehislastvisit;to-morrowwouldbethedateofhiswinteradvent.

    Shouldshegivetheoldunvaryinganswertohistirelessformula?

    Sheglancedaroundthetinyroom.Ashamedthoughshewastoadmititeventoherself,shemissedthatampleandcozychamberwhichshehadsofreelysurrenderedtoAbrahamandhiswife.Shemissedit,asshefelttheymustcravetheirveryownfireside;andthethoughtthattheymissedtheoldhomesteadmadeheryearnforthehomethatshemighthave

    had--thehomethatshestillmighthave.

    Againshebroughthereyesbacktotheportrait;andnowshesaw,notthecharacteristicswhichhadalwaysmadeitseemimpossibleforherandSamueltojogtogetherdownlife'sroad,butthegreattruththatthefacewashonestandwholesome,whiletheeyeslookedbackintoherswiththepromiseofanunswervingcareandaffection.

    ThenextmorningfoundBlossykneelingbeforeaplump,little,leather-bound,time-worntrunkwhichshekeptundertheeavesofthekitchenchamber.Thetrunkwaspackedhardwithbundlesofoldletters.Someheryoungerfingershadtiedwithvioletribbon;sometheyhadboundwithpink;othersshehadfastenedtogetherwithwhitesilkcord;

    andthereweremoreandmorebundles,bothslimandstout,whichBlossyhaddistinguishedbysomespecialhueofribboninthelongago,eachtintmarkingadifferentsuitor'smissives.

    Toherstillsentimentaleyethecolorsremainedunfaded,andeachwouldbringtohermindinstantlythepictureofthewriterashehadbeeninthegoldendays.ButsavetoBlossy'seyealonetherewerenolongeranyrainbowtintsinthelittle,oldtrunk;foreveryribbonandeverycordhadfadedintothatmusty,yellowbrownwhichisdyedbythepassingofmanyyears.

    Abrahamdiscoveredherthere,tooengrossedintheperusalofoneoftheoldletterstohaveheededhiscreakingstepsuponthestairs.

    "Didn'tseeyer,tillI'moststumbledonyer,"hebeganapologetically."Icomefertheapple-picker.Thar'sahandfulofrussetsintheorchardyit,that'scalc'latin'terspendChristmasupcloseterheaven;but--Say,Blossy,"headdedmoreloudly,sinceshedidnotraiseherhead,"yewseenanythin'o'thatairpicker?"

    Blossyglancedupfromherragged-edgedcrackly_billet-doux_withastart,anddroppedtheenveloptothefloor.

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    Forthemoment,sodeepinreminiscencewasshe,shethoughtCaptainDarbyhimselfhadsurprisedher;then,recognizingAbeandrecallingthatSamuel'swintervisitswereinvariablypaidintheafternoon,shebrokeintoashamefacedlaugh.

    "Oh,isthatyou,BrotherAbe?Don'ttelltheotherswhatyoufoundmedoing.These,"withawaveofherdelicate,blue-veinedhandsoverthetrunkanditscontents,"arealloldlove-lettersofmine.DoyouthinkI'masillyoldgoosetokeepthemclutteringaroundsolong?"

    "Wa'al,"--AbewithanequallydeprecatorygestureindicatedAngy'shorsehairtrunkinthefarcorneroftheloft,--"yewain'tnomorefoolisher,Iguess,overyeroldtrash'nmean'Angybea-keepin'thatairminin'stockofmine.Onelotiswuth'boutasmuchast'other."

    Recoveringtheenvelopthatshehaddropped,hesquintedatthesuperscription."Notmeanin'terbeinquisitiveorpersonal,SisterBlossy,"ateasingtwinkleappearinginhiseye,"butthislooksdretfulfamilitary,thisherehandwritin'does.WhenIrunthebeach--yew'veheardmetellofthetimeIwasontheLife-savin'CrewoverterBleakHillferaspell--mycap'nhehadafistjestlikethat.Usetermakeoutthespickest,spannestreports.Lemmesee,"thetwinkledeepening,"didn'tthegalssayyewwasa'spectin'somebodyter-day?Law,Iain'tsawCap'nSam'lfertenyearormore.Iguessontheseherepoppin'

    tripso'his'nhehain'twastin'timeonnomen-folks.But,Blossy,yewbettergivemeachancetertalktohimthisarternoon,an'mebbeI'llspeakagoodwordferyer."

    Blossy,notalwayskeentoseeajoke,andwithhervanitynowintheascendant,feltthecolorriseintoherwitheredcheek.

    "Oh,youneedn'ttakethetroubletospeakagoodwordforme.Anymanwhocouldeverwritealetterlikethisdoesn'tneedtobecoaxed.Justlisten:

    "Themanyoutakeforamateistheluckiestdoginthewholeround

    world.I'dratherbehimthankingofallthecountriesonearth.I'dratherbehimthanstrikeagold-minereachingfromheretoChina.I'dratherbehimthanmasterofthefinestvesselthateversailedbluewater.That'swhatIwould.Why,themanwhocouldn'tbehappywithyouwouldspilltearsalloverheaven."

    Blossy'scheekwasstillflushed,butnolongerwithpique.Hervoicequavered,andbroke;andfinallytherefelluponthefadedpageofthelettertwosparklingtears.

    Abrahamshuffleduncomfortablyfromonefoottotheother;then,mutteringsomethingaboutthe"peskyapple-hook,"wentscuffingacross

    thefloorinthedirectionofthechimney.

    Blossy,however,calledhimback."Iwascrying,BrotherAbe,becausethemanIdidtakeforamateoncewasnothappy,and--andneitherwasI.Iwasutterlywretched;sothatI'vealwaysfeltInevercaredtomarryagain.And--andSamuel'swigisalwaysslippingdownoveroneeye,andIsimplycannotendurethattrickhehasofcarryinghisheadtooneside,asifhehadaleft-handedspellofthemumps.Itnearlydrivesmefrantic.

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    "BrotherAbe,nowtellmehonestly:doyouthinkhewouldmakeagoodhusband?"

    Abeclearedhisthroat.Blossywasinearnest.Blossycouldnotbelaughedat.Shewashisfriend,andAngy'sfriend;andshehadcometohimastoabrotherforadvice.HetoohadknownSamuelasmantoman,whichwasmorethananyofthesisterscouldsay.

    Strokinghisbeardthoughtfully,therefore,heseatedhimselfuponaconvenientwoodenchest,whileBlossyslippedheroldlove-letterinandoutoftheenvelop,withthatessentiallyfemininemannerofweighingandconsidering.

    "Naow,"beganAbeatlength,"thisissomep'nthatrequireskeerfuldebatin'.Fustoff,haowsomever,yewmustrememberthatwigsan'waysnevermadeamanyit.EzIriccollec'Sam'l,hewaspootygoodezmengo.Ishouldsayhewouldn'tbeanymoreofarisktewyewthanIwastewAngy;mebbeless.He'sgotquitealeetlelaidby,Iunderstand,an'atidystory-an'-a-halfhouse,an'frontstoop,an',bygolly,can'thecook!He'sasplendidhousekeeper."

    "Housewifery,"remarkedBlossysagely,asshebegantogatherhermissivestogether,"isanaccomplishmenttobescornedinayounghusband,butnotinanoldone.Theysaytherehasn'tbeenawoman

    insideSamuel'shousesincehebuiltit,butit'sascleanassoapandsandcanmakeit."

    "Ibetyer,"agreedAbe."Hain'tneverbeennoflyinsideit,neither,Iwarrantyer.Flycan'tlightarterSam'l'scleanin'upnohaow;he'sgotterskate."

    "Hesayshebuiltthatlittlehouseforme,"saidtheoldlady,asshecloseddownthelidofthetrunk.TherewasawistfulnoteinBlossy'svoice,whichmadeAbrahamdeclarewithaburstofsympathy:

    "'Tain'tnodisgracetergitmarriedatnotimeoflife.Sam'l'sagoodpervider;whydon'tyewsnaphimupter-day?We'llmissyewalot;

    but--"

    "Here'stheapple-pickerrightoveryourhead,"interruptedBlossytartly,andAbefelthimselfperemptorilydismissed.

    Scarcelyhadhelefttheattic,however,thanshetoohasteneddownthesteep,narrowstairs.Shespenttheremaininghoursbeforetrain-timeindonningherbeautifullacegown,andinmakingthewomanwithinitasyoungandravishingaspossible.Andlovely,indeed,Blossylookedthisday,withanaturalflushofexcitementonhercheek,anewsparkleinherbright,darkeyes,andwithherwhitehairarrangedinafashionwhichmighthaveexcitedayounggirl'senvy.

    Thehourforthetraincameandwent,and,lo!forthefirsttimeinthehistoryoftwentyyearsCaptainDarbydidnotappear.

    Blossypretendedtoberelieved,protestingthatshewasdelightedtofindthatshewouldnowhaveanextrahourinwhichtoponderthequestion.Butthesecondtraincameandwent,andstillnoCaptainDarby.

    AlltheafternoonlongBlossyworeherlacegown,thinkingalthoughtherewerenomoretrainsfromtheeastwardthatday,thatSamuelwould

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    stillfindhiswaytoher.Hemightdrive,asheusuallydidinJune,orhemightevenwalkfromhishomeatTwinCoves,shesaid.

    Atnight,however,shewasobligedtoadmitthathecouldnotbecoming;andthen,quiveringwithhonestanxietyforheroldfriend,Blossydippedintoheremergencyfund,whichshekeptintheheartofalittlepinkchinapigonashelfinherroom,--apinkchinapigwithalidmadeofstiffblackhairstandingonedgeinthemiddleofhisback,--andsentatelegramtoCaptainDarby,askingifheweresick.

    Theanswercamebackslowlybymail,tofindBlossyonthevergeofanervouscollapse,underthecareofallthewomeninthehouse.

    ThatletterBlossynevershowedtoBrotherAbe,nortoanyoneelse.Neitherdidshetreasureitinthesentimentaltrunkbeneaththeatticeaves.Theletterran:

    DEARBETSYANN:Ineverfeltbetterinmylife.Ain'tbeensickaminute.JustmadeupmymindIwasaoldfool,andwasgoingtoquit.Ifyouchangeyourintentionsatanytime,justdropmeapostal.Asever,

    SAM'LDARBY,ESQ.

    "This,CaptainDarby,makesyourrejectionfinal,"vowedBlossytoherself,asshetorethenoteintofragmentsanddrownedtheminthespiritsoflavenderwithwhichthesistershadbeenseekingtosootheherdistractednerves.

    VIII

    THEANNIVERSARY

    AboutthistimeBlossydevelopedatendencytodrawBrotherAbrahamasideateveryopportunity,convenientorinconvenient,inordertoputsuchquestionsasthesetohim:

    "Didyousayitisfullythirty-fiveyearssinceyouandCaptainDarbywereonthebeachtogether?Doyouthinkhehasgrownmucholder?Hadhelosthishairthen?Didhecarefortheoppositesex?Washeverybrave--orwouldyousaymorebravethanstubbornandcontrary?Isn'titablessingthatInevermarriedhim?"

    Fearfuloftheridiculeofthesisters,Blossywasalwayscarefultoconducttheseinquiriesinwhispers,oratleastinundertoneswitha

    greatobservanceofsecrecy,sometimesstoppingAbeonthestairs,sometimesbeckoninghimtohersidewhenshewasbusyaboutherhouseholdtasksonthepretenseofrequiringhisassistance.Ononeoccasionsheevenwentsofarastoinveiglehimintoholdingaskeinofwoolabouthisclumsyhands,whileshewoundthevioletworstedintoaball,anddelicatelyinquiredifhebelievedSamuelspokethetruthwhenhehadprotestedthathehadneverpaidcourttoanyotherwoman.

    Alas,Blossy'sfrequenttete-a-teteswiththeamusedbutsometimesimpatientAbrahamstartedanexceedinglyfoolishsuspicion.When,asked

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    thesistersofoneanother,didAbeeverhelpanyone,saveBlossy,shelldriedbeansorpickoverprunes?WhenhadheeverbeenknowntoholdwoolforAngy'swinding?Notoncesincewooing-time,Iwarrantyou.Whatcouldthiscontinualhobnobbingandgoingoffintocornersmean,except--flirtation?

    RubyLeewhispereditfirstintoAuntNancy'sgoodear.AuntNancyindulgedinfourpinchesofsnuffinrapidsuccession,sneezedanamazingnumberoftimes,andthenacridlyinformedRubyLeethatshewasa"jealouscat"andalwayshadbeenone.

    However,AuntNancycouldnotrefrainfromcarryingthegossiptoMissEllie,addingthatsheherselfhadbeensuspiciousofAbe'sbehaviorfromthestart.

    "Oh,no,no!"criedtheshockedandshrinkingspinster."AndAngysocheerfulallthetime?Idon'tbelieveit."

    Butwhisper,whisper,buzz,buzz,wentthegossip,untilfinallyitreachedthepinklittleearsatthesideofMissAbigail'sgenerouslyproportionedhead.Thepinkearsturnedcrimson,likewisetheadjoiningcheeks,andMissAbigailpantedwithrighteousindignation.

    "Itallcomesofthisplaguedoldwinter-time,"shedeclared,sharply

    bitingherthread,forshewasmendingatable-cloth."Shetthewindersonsummer,an'yewketchthetailofslanderinthelatcheverytime.Naow,efIhearonewordaboutthis'tarnalfoolishnesscomin'toAngy'sears,orBrotherAbe's,orBlossy'seither,ferthatmatter,we'llallhavetoeatoff'noil-clothSundays,thesameasweekdays,untilIseeamoreChristiansperitinthehouse."

    ShegavetheSundaydamaskacrossherlapapatwhichshowedshewasinearnest;andtherebukedsistersglancedatoneanother,asiftosay:

    "SupposetheministershouldwalkinsomeSabbathafternoonandfindoil-clothonthetable,andaskthereasonwhy?"

    TheyoneandalldeterminedtotakeAuntNancy'sadviceand"sewabuttonontheirlips."

    Fortunately,too,theFebruarythawshadalreadysetin,andtheremainderofthewinterpassedwithoutanyseverestrainonthe"buttonholes."Andatlengththewelcomespringbegantopeepforth,callingtotheoldfolks,"Comeout,andgrowyoungwiththeyoungyear!"

    Withtheburstingforthofthenewspringtidethewinter'stalkseemedtodropasawitheredanddeadoak-leaffallsfromitswinter-boundbranches;andAbestoodoncemorealivetotheblessingsofrenewedapproval.

    AngywentoutofdoorswithMissAbigail,andputteredaroundamongtheflowersasiftheywereherown,thankingGodforAbe'sincreasingpopularityinthesamebreaththatshegavethanksforthenewbudsofthespring.

    TheanniversaryoftheRoses'entranceintotheHomedrewnearer,andBlossysuggestedthatthebestwaytocelebratetheeventwouldbebymeansofa"pinktea."

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    NeitherAngynorAbe,norinfacthalfthesisters,hadanyclearconceptionofwhatatintedfunctionmightbe;buttheyoneandallseizeduponBlossy'sideaasifitwereaveritableinspiration,andforthetimejealousieswereforgotten,misunderstandingserased.

    Suchpreparationsasweremadeforthattea!Thedeaf-and-dumbgardenerwassentwithadetachmentofsmallboystofetchfromthewaysideandmeadowsarmfulsofwildrosesforthedecorations.MissAbigailmadepinkicingforthecake.RubyLeehungbleeding-heartsoverthedining-roomdoor.AuntNancyresurrectedfromthebottomofhertrunkawhitelacecapwitharakish-lookingpinkbowforanadornment,andfastenedittoherscantgrayhairsinhonoroftheoccasion.Blossyturnedherpinkchinapig,hislidleftup-stairs,intoasugar-bowl.

    Pink,pink,pink,everywhere;eveninAngy'sproudcheeks!Pink,andpink,andpink!Abeusedtogrowdizzy,afterward,tryingtorecallthevariouspinkarticleswhichgracedthattea.

    Butmostdelightfulsurpriseofallwashisanniversarygift,whichwasslylyslippedtohisplaceafterthediscussionoftherose-coloredstrawberrygelatin.Itwasasquare,five-poundparcelwrappedinpinktissue-paper,tiedwithpinkstring,andfoundtocontainsomuchVirginiatobacco,whichBlossyhadinveigledanoldSouthernadmirerintosendingherfor"charitablepurposes."

    Afterthepresentationofthisvaluablegift,Abrahamfeltthatthetimehadcomeforhimtomakeaspeech--practicallyhismaidenspeech.

    Hesaidatthebeginning,moresuavelyathiseasethanhewouldhavebelievedpossible,secureofsympathyandapprobation,withAngy'sglowingoldeyesuponherprodigy,thatallthewhilehehadbeenattheHome,hehadneverbeforefeltthepowertoexpresshisgratitudeforthewelcomewhichhadbeenaccordedhim--thewelcomewhichseemedtowearandwear,asifitwereallwoolandayardwide,andcouldneverwearout.

    Theoldladiesnoddedtheirheadsinapprovalofthis,everyface

    beaming;butasthespeechwentontheothersperceivedthatAbehadsingledoutBlossyforspecialmention,--blind,blindAbraham!--Blossy,whohadfirstproposedadmittinghimintothisparadise;Blossy,whohadgivenuphersunnysouthchambertohiscomfortandAngy's;Blossy,whohadbeenasa"guardeenangel"tohim;Blossy,whoasafittingclimaxtoallhersisterlyattentionshadgivenhimto-daythiswonderful,wonderfulpinktea,and"thisfivehullpoundo'Virginnyterbaccer."

    Heheldtheparcelclosetohisbosom,andwenton,stillpraisingBlossy,--thisinnocentoldgentleman,--heedlessofAngy'sgentletugathiscoat-tail;whileBlossyburiedherabsurdlylovelyoldfaceinthepinkflushofawild-rosespray,andtheotheroldladiesstaredfromhimtoher,theirfacesgrowinghardandcold.

    WhenAbrahamsatdown,aglowwithprideoverhisoratoricaltriumphs,hischestexpanded,hiscountenancewrinkledintoathousandguileless,gratefulsmiles,therewasabsolutesilence.

    ThenBlossy,herheadstillbowedasifinshyconfusion,begantoclapherhandsdaintilytogether,whereatafewoftheothersjoinedherhalf-heartedly.AsenseofchillcreptoverAbraham.Accustomedasaruletodeferentialattention,didhebutsaygood-morning,bynomeansawarethathisthronehadtoppledduringthewinter,hewasstill

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    forcedtoperceivethatsomethinghadgoneamiss.

    Asalwayswhenaughttroubledhismind,"Father"turnedtoAngy;butinsteadofhiscomposedandresourcefullittlewifehefoundascared-facedandtremblingwoman.Angyhadsuddenlybecomeconsciousoftheshadowofthegreen-eyedmonster.Angy'sloyalheartwascryingouttohermate:"Don'tgitthesistersdaownonyer,Abe,'cuzthen,mebbe,yew'llloseyerhum!"ButpoorAngeline'slipsweresostiffwithterrorovertheprospectoftheCountyHouseforherhusband,thatshecouldnotpersuadethemtospeech.

    Abraham,completelyatsea,turnednexttoherwhomhehadcalledhisguardianangel;butBlossywasrisingfromherseat,abafflingsmileofexpectancyonherface,therosesprayswinginginherdelicatehandasiftothemeasureofsomemusictoofarbackinyouthforanyoneelsetohear.Blossyhadwornthatexpectantlookallday.ShemighthavebeendelightedlyhuggingtoherselfasecretwhichshehadnotsharedevenwiththetrustedAbraham.Shewasgownedinheryellowlace,thebeautyandgraceofwhichhaddefiedthechangingfashionsasBlossy'sremarkableeleganceofappearancehaddefiedthepassingoftheyears.

    "BrotherAbe,"--inherheedlessnessofthemischiefshehadwrought,Blossyseemedalmosttosing,--"Inevershallforgetyourspeechaslong

    asIlive.Willyouexcusemenow?"

    Shesweptoutofthedoor,herskirtsrustlingbehindher.

    Abecollectedhimselfsofarastobowinthedirectionshehadtaken;thenwithlamblikeeyesofinquirymettheexasperatedglancescastuponhim.

    Notasistermovedorspoke.Theyallsatasifgluedtotheirchairs,inasilencethatwasfastgrowingappalling.

    Abeturnedhisheadandlookedbehindhischairforanexplanation;butnothingmethiseye,savethefamiliarpictureonthewalloftwowhite

    kittensplayinginthemidstofahugebunchofpurplelilacs.

    ThentherebrokeuponthestillnessthequaveringoldvoiceofAuntNancy,fromherplaceoppositeAbe'sattheheadoftheboard.Theageddamehadhertwohandsclaspedbeforeherontheedgeofthetable,vainlytryingtosteadytheirpalsiedshaking.Hereyes,bright,piercing,age-defying,shefixeduponthebewilderedAbrahamwithalookofdeepandsorrowfulreproach.Herunsteadyheadbobbedbackwardandforwardwithmanyanaccusingnod,andthecapwithitsrakishpinkbowbobbedbackwardandforwardtoo.Abewatchedher,fascinated,unconsciouslywondering,eveninthemidstofhisdisquietude,whythecapdidnotslideoffherbaldscalpentirely.Tohisamazement,sheaddressednothimself,butAngy.

    "SisterRose,yewkinleavetheroom."ImplacablepurposespokeinAuntNancy'stone.Angystarted,lookedup,goingfirstredandthenwhite;butshedidnotmove.Sheopenedherlipstospeak.

    "Idon'twantterhearawordfromyew,noranybodyelse,"sternlyinterposedAuntNancy."I'moldenoughterbeyermother.Goup-stairs!"

    Angy'sglancesoughtMissAbigail,butthematron'seyesavoidedhers.Thelittlewifesighed,rosereluctantly,droppedherhanddoubtfully

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    reassuringonAbe'sshoulder,andthenwentobedientlytothedoor.

    Fromthethresholdshelookedwistfullyback;butanimperiouswavefromAuntNancybanishedheraltogether,andAbefoundhimselfalone--notwiththesisterswhomheloved,butwithtwenty-eighthard-visagedstrangers.

    IX

    AWINTERBUTTERFLY

    "Cap'nRose,"beganAuntNancy.BrotherAbeprickeduphiseatsattheformaladdress."Cap'nRose,"sherepeated,deliberatelydwellingonthetitle."Ineverbelieveincallin'amantewaccountinfrontofhiswife.ItgiveshimsomebodyhandyterblamethingsontewjestlikeoleAdam.Naow,looka-here!WhatIwantisteraskyewjestonequestion:Whar,wharon'arthkinwelookferadecentbehavin'olemanefnotinaOldLadies'Hum?Wouldyew--"sheexhortedearnestly,pointinghercrookedforefingerathim."Wouldyew--"

    Abrahamcaughthisbreath.Beadsofsweathadappearedonhisbrow.Hebrokeinhuskily:

    "Waitaminute,AuntNancy.JesttellmewhatI'vebeenan'done."

    Theladiesglancedatoneanother,contemptuous,increduloussmilesontheirfaces,whileAuntNancyalmostweptathisdeceitfulness.

    "Cap'nRose,"shevowedmournfully,"I'velivedinthishousefermany,manyyears,an'allthewhileIbeenhereIneverhearntello'abreatho'scandalag'in'theplaceuntilyewcomean'commencedterkickupyerheels."

    LazyDaisy,whohadlongbeenaninmate,alsonoddedherunwieldyheadinconfirmation,whilealowmurmurofassentarosefromtheothers.Abrahamcouldonlypasshishandoverhisbrow,uneasilyshufflehismalignedheelsoverthefloorandawaitfurtherdevelopments;forhedidnothavetheslightestconceptionasto"whattheyweredrivingat."

    "Cap'nRose,"thematriarchproceeded,asintheearnestnessofherindignationshearose,trembling,inherseatandstoodwithherpalsiedandshakinghandsontheboard,"Cap'nRose,yerconductwiththishereMis'BetseyAnnBlossomhasbeensomethin'_ree_diculous!It'sbeendisgraceful!"

    AuntNancysatdown,incongruouslydisreputableinappearance,herpink

    bowhavingslippeddownoverherrightearduringtheharangue.Overtheculprit'scountenancelighthaddawned,but,shametotell!itwasalightnotwhollyremorseful.Thensilentlaughtershooktheoldman'sshoulders,andthen--coulditbe?--therecreptabouthislipsandeyesasmileofsuperblymasculineconceit.Thesisterswerefightingoverhim.Wouldn'tMotherbeamusedwhenheshouldtellherwhatallthisfusswasabout.

    Now,kindly,short-sightedMissAbigaildeterminedthatitwastimeforthematron'svoicetobeheard.

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    "Ofcourse,BrotherAbe,weunderstandperfectlythatyewneverstoppedtertakeinterconsiderationhaowsusceptiblesomefolksismade."

    TherebeingplainevidencefromAbe'sblankexpressionthathedidnotunderstandthemeaningoftheword,RubyLeehastenedtoexplain.

    "Susceptibleisthesameasflighty-headed.Blossyallerswasafooloveranythingthatworebreeches."

    Abepushedhischairbackfromthetableandcrossedhislegscomfortably.Forhimallthechillhadgoneoutoftheair.Supposethattherewassomethinginthis?Anold,olddevilofvanitycamebacktotheagedhusband'sheart.HerecalledthathehadbeensomewhatofabeaubeforehelearnedthejoyoflovingAngy.MorethanoneLongIslandlassiehadthrownherselfathishead.OfcourseBlossywould"getover"this;andAngyknewthathisheartwashersasmuchasithadbeenthedayhepurchasedhiswedding-beaver;butAbecouldnotrefrainfromachuckleofcomplacentamusementashestrokedhisbeard.

    Hisveryevidenthardnessofheartsohorrifiedtheoldladiesthattheyallbegantoattackhimatonce.

    "SeemstermeI'dhavethedecencytershowsomeshame!"grimlyavowed

    SarahJane.

    Abecouldnothelpit.Hesputtered.EvenMissAbigail's,"Yewwereastrangeran'wetookyewin"didnotsoberhim.

    "Efanyoneo'myhusbandshadactedthewayyou'veacted,AbeRose,"beganMrs.Homan.

    "PoorleetleAngy,"brokeinthegentleMissElliepityingly."Shemust'a'lostsixpounds."

    Abraham'smobilefacecloudedover.

    "Angy?"hefaltered."Yewdon'tmeanthatAngy--"Silenceagainfellonthegroup,whileeveryglancewasfastenedonAbraham."Seehere,"heflashedhisfadedblueeye,"Angy'sgotmoresensethanthat!"

    Nooneanswered,buttherewasasignificantshruggingofshouldersandliftingofeyebrows.Abrahamwasdistressedandconcernedenoughnow.Risingfromhisplacehebesoughtthesisters:

    "Yewdon'tthinkAngy'sfeelin'shavebeenhurt--dewyew,gals?"

    Theirfacessoftened,theirfiguresrelaxed,thetideoffeelingchangedinAbraham'sfavor.MissElliespokeverysoftly:

    "Yewknowthateven'theLordthyGodisajealousGod.'"

    Abrahamgraspedthebackofhischairforsupport,hisfiguregrowinglimpwithastonishment."Mother,jealousofme?"hewhisperedtohimself,thememoryofalltheyearsandallthegreathappeningsofalltheyearscomingbacktohim."Motherjealousofme?"Herememberedhowhehadoncebeentormentedbyjealousyinthelong,theever-so-longago,andofasuddenhehastenedintothehallandwenthalf-runningupthestairs.Hetookholdofthelatchofhisbedroomdoor.Itdidnotopen.Thedoorwaslocked.

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    "Angy!"hecalled,afearofheknewnotwhatgrippingathisheart."Angy!"herepeatedasshedidnotanswer.

    Thelittleoldwifehadlockedherselfinoutofveryshameoftheraretearswhichhadbeenbroughttothesurfacebythesisters'crueltreatmentofAbraham.Whensheheardhiscallshehastenedtothebluewash-basinandbeganhurriedlytodabhereyes.Hewouldbealarmedifhesawthetracesofherweeping.Whateverhadhappenedtohim,forhissakeshemustfaceitvaliantly.Hecalledagain.Againshedidnotanswer,knowingthathervoicewouldbefullofthetelltaletears.Abewaited.Heheardthetrampoffeetpassingoutofthedining-roomintothehall.HeheardBlossyemergefromherroomattheendofthepassageandgotrippingdownthestairs.ThetimetoAngy,guiltilybathingherface,wasshort;thetimetoheranxioushusbandunaccountablylong.ThesoundofwheelsdrivinguptothefrontdoorcametoAbe'sears.StillAngymadehimnoresponse.

    "Angy!"heraisedhisvoiceinpiteouspleading.Whatmatteredifthesistersgatheredinthelowerhallheardhim?Whatmatteredifthechanceguestwhohadjustarrivedheardhimalso?Hehadhispeacetomakewithhiswifeandhewouldmakeit."Angy!"

    Sheflungthedooropenhastily.Thesignsofthetearshadnotbeen

    obliterated,andherfacewasdrawnandold.Straightwaysheputherhandonhisarmandsearchedhisfaceinquiringly.

    "Whatdidthegalssayteryew?"shewhispered."Abe,yewmadeamistakewhenyewpickedoutBl--"

    "PoorleetleMother!"heinterrupted."PoorleetleMother!"aworldofremorsefulpityinhistone."Soyewbeenjealousofyeroleman?"

    Angeline,astonishedandindignant,withdrewherhandsharply,demandingtoknowifhehadlosthissenses;buttheblindedoldgentlemanslippedhisarmaroundherand,bending,brushedhislipsagainsthercheek."Thar,thar,"hemurmuredsoothingly,"Ididn'tmeannoharm.Ican't

    helpitefallthegalsgitstuckonme!"

    BeforeAngycouldmakeanyreply,Blossycalledtothecouplesoftlybutinsistentlyfromthefootofthestairs;andAngy,wrenchingherselffree,hasteneddownthesteps,foronceinherlifegladtogetawayfromAbe.Helostnotimeinfollowing.NomatterwhereAngywent,hewouldfollowuntilallwaswellbetweenherandhimagain.

    Butwhatwasthis?Atthelanding,AngyhaltedandsodidAbe,forinthecenterofthesistersstoodBlossywithherSundaybonnetperchedonhersilver-goldhairandherwhiteIndiashawloverhershoulders,andbesideBlossystoodCaptainSamuelDarbywithacountenanceexceedinglyradiant,hishandclaspedfastinthatoftheagedbeauty.

    "Oh,hurry,SisterAngyandBrotherAbe!"calledBlossy."Wewerewaitingforyou,andI'vegotsomenewsforallmyfriends."Shewaitedsmilinglyforthemtojointheothers;thenwithagesturewhichincludedeverymemberofthehousehold,sheproceeded:"Thepinktea,Iwantyoualltoknow,hadadoublesignificance,andfirst,ofcourse,itwastocelebratetheanniversaryofBrotherAbe'ssojournwithus;butnextitwasmyfarewelltotheHome."HereBlossygurgledandgavethemanatherrightsocoyaglancethatSamuel'sfaceflamedredandhehunghisheadlowertoonesidethanusual,likealittleboythat

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    hadbeencaughtstealingapples."Ilefttheteaatrifleearly--youmustforgiveme,BrotherAbe,butIheardthetrain-whistle."AbestoodbesideAngeline,rootedinastonishment,whileBlossycontinuedtoaddresshimdirectly."YougaveSamuelsomanygoodrecommendations,dearbrother,thatwhenthetimeapproachedforhisJunevisit,IfeltthatIsimplycouldnotlethimmissitashedidinDecember.Lastyear,onthedayyouentered,hewasherethroughnodesireofmine.To-dayheishereatmyrequest.Myfriends,"againsheincludedtheentireHomeinherglance,"we'llcomebackalittlelatertosayGood-by.Now,we'reonthewaytotheminister's."

    Thepair,Samueltongue-tiedandbewilderedbythejoyofhisfinallywonsuccess,movedtowardthedoor.OnthethresholdoftheHomeBlossyturnedandwavedfarewelltothecompanionsofherwidowhood,whileSamuelbowedinadazedfashion,hisfacestillasredasitwasblissful.Thenquicklythetwopassedoutupontheporch.Noonemovedtoseethemoff.Abelookedeverywhereyetnowhereatall.Notawordwasspokenevenwhenthecarriagewasheardrollingdownthedrive;butthesoundofthewheelsseemedtoarouseAngyfromherstuporofamazement;andpresentlyAbrahambecameconsciousofatouch,--atouchsympathetic,tenderandtrue,--atouchall-understanding--thetouchofAngy'shandwithinhisown.

    X

    THETURNOFTHETIDE

    Fromtimeimmemorialthehistoryofthepopularherohaseverbeenthesame.Tokingandpatriot,tothefavoritegirlatschoolandthesmallboywhoisleaderofthe"gang,"topolitician,topreacher,toactorandauthor,comesfirstworshiptheneclipse.ThegreatNapoleondidnotescapethiscommonfate;andthepublicidolwhowaskissedonlyyesterdayforhisgallantdeedsisscornedto-dayforhavingpermitted

    thekissing.Oh,capriceofthehumanheart!Oh,cryoftheracefortheunaccustomed!

    FromthatfirstanniversaryofhisentranceintotheHome,Abrahamfelthispopularitydecrease--infactmorethandecrease.Hesawtheweather-vanegosquareabout,andwherehehadknownforthreehundredandsixty-fivedaysthegentle,balmyfeelofthesouthwestzephyr,hefoundhimselfstandingofasuddeninacold,bleaknortheastwind.Thechangebewilderedtheoldman,andreactedonhisdisposition.Ashehadblossomedinthesunshine,sonowhebegantodroopintheshade.Feelingthathewassuspectedandcriticized,hebegantogrowsuspiciousandfault-findinghimself.Hisoldnotionthathehadnorighttotakeawoman'splaceintheInstitutioncamebacktohisbrain,

    andhewouldbroodoveritforhoursatatime,sittingoutontheporchwithhispipeandAngy.

    TheoldwifegrievedtothinkthatFatherwasgrowingoldandbeginningtoshowhisyears.Shemadehimsometansytea,butneitherherpersuasionsnorthoseofthewholehouseholdcouldinducehimtotakeit.Hehadneverliked"doctoring"anyway,althoughhehadsubmittedtoitmoreorlessduringthepastyearinunconscioussubserviencetohisdesiretoincreasehispopularity;butnowhefanciedthatwhereoncehehadbeenservedasakingbyallthesefemaleattendants,hewassimply

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    being"pestered"asapunishmentforhispastbehaviorwithBlossy.Ah,withitssurprisingendingthathadbeenahumiliatingaffair;andhefelttoothathewouldbelonginforgivingMrs.Darbyfornothavingconfidedtohimheractualintentions.Nowhewasafraidtobedecentlycourteoustooneofthesistersforfearthattheymightaccusehimoflightdallianceagain;andhescarcelyeveraddressedthenewmemberwhocametotakeBlossy'slittleroom,forhehadbeencuttothequickbyherlookofastonishmentwhenshewastoldthathebelongedthere.

    InhismentalfermenttheoldmanbegantonagatAngy.Sadthoughitistoconfessofaherohonestlyloved,Abrahamhadnaggedalittleallhismarriedlifewhenthingswentwrong.AndAngeline,frettedandnervous,herselfworriedalmostsickoverFather'scondition,wasguiltyonceinawhileoutofthedepthsofheranxietyofnaggingbackagain.Sodowehurtthosewhomwelovebestaswewouldandcouldhurtnoother.

    "ItoldyerInevercouldstandithereamongstallthesedrattedwomen-folks,"Abewoulddeclare."It'sallyourfaultthatIdidn'tgotothepoorhouseinpeace."

    "Inoticeyewdidn'traisenoobjectionsuntilyew'dlivedhereayear,"Angywouldretort;butignoringthisremark,hewouldgoon:

    "It's'BrotherAbe'thisan''BrotherAbe'that!asefIhadthirty

    wivesa-pesterin'meinstidofone.Ican'tkillaflybutit's'BrotherAbe,lemmeburyhimferyew.'DoyerallthinkIbeababy?"demandedtheoldgentlemanwithglaringeye."IguessI'mableterdosomethin'fermyselfonceinawhile.Ihain'tsooldassomefolksmightthink,"hecontinuedwithsuperbinconsistence."IbeamerechildcomparedwiththatairplaguedNancySmith."

    IttookverylittletoexhaustAngy'sabilityforthisstyleofrepartee,andshewouldrejoinwithtenderbutmistakeneffortstosootheandcomforthim:

    "Thar,thar,Father!don'tgitexcitedneow.Seemstermeye'realeetlebitfeverish.Efonlyyew'dtakethisheretansytea."

    Abrahamwouldgiveoneexasperatedglanceatthetincupandmutterintothedepthsofhisbeard:

    "Tansyteaan'oldwomen!Oldwomenan'tansytea!Tansyteabedurned!"

    Abefailedperceptiblyduringthesummer,grewfeeblerastheautumnwindsblewin,andbyNovemberhetooktohisbedandthephysicianoftheHome,alittlewhiffetofapompousidiot,wascalledtoattendhim.Thedoctor,determinedatthestarttomakeaseverecaseoftheoldman'safflictioninorderthathemighthavethegreatergloryintheend,beitgoodorbad,lookedverygraveoverAbraham'stongueandpulse,prescribedmedicineforeveryhalf-hour,andlaidespecialstress

    uponthenecessityofkeepingthepatientinbed.

    "Humbug!"growledthesecretlyterrifiedinvalid,andinanexcessofbravadotookhisblacksilknecktiefromwhereithungonthebedpostandtieditinabow-knotaroundthecollarofhispink-stripednightshirt,sothathewouldbeinpropershapetoreceiveanyofthesisters.Thenhelayverystill,hiseyesclosed,astheycametiptoeinginandout.Theirtongueswereongentletiptoetoo,althoughnotsogentlebutthathecouldhearthemadvising:one,a"good,stiffmustardplaster";one,an"onionpoultice";another,a"Spanishblister";while

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    AuntNancystoppedshortofnothinglessthan"old-fashionedbleeding."Abelayverystillandwonderediftheymeanttokillhim.Hewasprobablygoingtodieanyhow,sowhytormenthim.Onlywhenhewasdead,hehopedthattheywouldthinkmorekindlyofhim.Andsosurroundedyetalone,theoldmanfoughthissecretterroruntilmercifullyhewenttosleep.

    Whenheawoketherewerethesistersagain;anddayafterdaytheyspenttheircombinedeffortsinkeepinghimonhisbackandforcinghimtotakehismedicine,theonlyappreciablegoodresultingtherefrombeingthefactthatwiththistaxupontheirdevotiontheoldladiescameoncemoretoregardAbeasthemostpreciouspossessionoftheHome.

    "Whatefheshoulddie?"theywhisperedamongthemselves,repentantenoughoftheirlatecondemnationofhimandalreadydesolateatthethoughtofhisleavingthislittlehavenwiththemforthe"greathaven"overthere;andthewhisperreachingthesickroom,Abe'sfeverwouldrise,whilehecouldneverlifthislashesexcepttoseethespecterofhelplessoldageononesideofthebedanddeathupontheother.

    "What'sthematterwithme?"hedemandedofthedoctor,asonewhowouldsay:"Pooh!pooh!You'reahumbug!Whatdoyoumeanbykeepingmeinbed?"Yettheoldmanwastremblingwiththatinnerfear.Thephysician,

    afemininekindofabeardedcreaturehimself,tookAbe'shandinhis--anengagingtrickhehadwiththeoldladies.

    "Now,myfriend,donotdistressyourself.Ofcourse,youareaverysickman;Icannotdeceiveyouastothat;butduringmyprofessionalcareer,Ihaveseensomeremarkablecasesofrecoveryand--"

    "Butwhat'sthematterwithme?"brokeinAbe,bythistimefairlywhitewithfear.Thedoctorhadassuredhimthatallhisorgansweresound,sohecouldonlyconcludethathemusthaveoneofthoseunusualdiseasessuchasMissAbigailwasreadingaboutinthepaperyesterday.Maybe,althoughhislegsweresothinto-day,hewasonthevergeofanattackofelephantiasis!

    "What'sthematterwithme?"herepeated,hiseyesgrowingwilderandwilder.

    Whatthedoctorreallyrepliedwouldbedifficulttotell;butoutoftheconfusionofhistechnicalitiesAbecaughtthewords,"nerves"and"hysteria."

    "Mother,yewhearthat?"hecried."Igotnarvoushysterics.Itoldyersomethin'wouldhappentermea-comin'tothishereplace.Allthemoldwoman'sdiseasesisketchin'.Whyon'arthdidn'tyerletmegotothepoorhouse?"

    Hefellbackonthepillowanddrewthebedclothesuptohisears,whileAngyfollowedthedoctoroutintothehalltoreceive,asAbesupposed,amoredetaileddescriptionofhismalady.Hefelttooweak,however,toquestionAngywhenshereturned,andstubbornlykepthiseyescloseduntilheheardMrs.HomantiptoeintotheroomtoannounceinhushedtonesthatBlossyandSamuelDarbywerebelow,andSamuelwantedtoknowifhemightseetheinvalid.

    ThenAbethrewoffthecoversinahurryandsatup."Sam'lDarby?"heasked,thestrengthcomingbackintohisvoice."Aman!Naryawoman

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    neradoctor!Yes--yes,showhimup!"

    AngynoddedinresponsetoMrs.Homan'sglanceofinquiry;forhadnotthedoctortoldherthatitwouldnothastentheendtohumorthepatientinanyreasonablewhim?AndshealsoconsentedtowithdrawwhenAbeinformedherthathewishedtobeleftalonewithhisvisitor,asitwassolongsincehehadbeenfacetofacewithaman"an'nopetticoata-hangin''roundthecorner."

    "Naow,bekeerful,Cap'nDarby,"thelittlemother-wifecautionedatthedoor,"beverykeerful.Don'tstaytewlongan'don'trilehimup,ferhe'sdretfulexcited,Abeis."

    XI

    MENTALTREATMENT

    LittleSamuelDarbypausedatthefootofthebedandstaredatAbewithoutsayingaword,whileAbefixedhisdim,distressedeyesonhisvisitorwithadumbappealforassistance.Samuellookedavery

    differentmanfromtheoldbachelorwhousedtocomea-wooingeverysixmonthsattheHome.Eithermarriagehadbroughthimanewgrowthofhair,orelseBlossyhadselectedanewwigforhim--amodest,close,iron-graywhichfittedhispolltoperfection.MarriageorBlossyhadalsoovercomeinSamuelthattendencytohanghishead"tostarb'd";andnowheliftedhisbrighteyeswiththemannerofonewhowouldsay:

    "See!I'mkingofmyselfandmyhousehold!Beholdwhatonewomanhasdoneforme!"AndinturnAbe'sunstrungvigorandfeebledependencecriedoutasloudly:"Ihaven'taleglefttostandon.Beholdwhattoomuchwomanhasdoneforme!"

    "Ain'tyewa-goin'tershakehands?"inquiredAbrahamatlast,wondering

    atthelongsilenceandtheincomprehensiblestare,hisfearsaccentuatedbythisseemingindicationofasupremeandhopelesspity."Ain'tyewa-goin'tershakehands?Erbeyewafeardofketchin'it,tew?"

    ForamomentlongerSamuelcontinuedtostare,thenofasuddenheroared,"Gitup!"

    "Huh?"queriedAbe,notbelievinghisownears."Why,Cap'nSam'l,don'tyewknowthatI'madoomedman?Igotthe'narvoushysterics.'"

    "Yewgotthepip!"retortedCaptainDarbycontemptuously,andtrottingquicklyaroundtothesideofthebed,heseizedAbebytheshoulders

    andbegantodraghimoutuponthefloor,cryingagain,"Gitup!"

    Thesickmancouldaccountforthisremarkablebehaviorinnowayexceptbyconcludingthathisoldcaptainhadgoneintoseniledementia--oh,cruel,cruelafflictionsthatlifebringstooldfolkswhenlifeisalmostdone!Well,thoughtAbe,hewouldratherbesickanddieinhisrightmindthangocrazy.Hebegantowhimper,whereuponSamuelthrewhimbackuponhispillowsindisgust.

    "Cryin'!Oh,Iswan,he'scryin'!"Darbygaveashortlaughpregnant

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    withscorn."AbeRose,dewyewknowwhatailsyew?"hedemandedfixinghiseyesfiercelyupontheinvalid."Dewyewknowwhat'llhappentewyewefyewdon'tgitouto'thisbedan'thisherehouse?Eitheryerbeard'llfalloutan'yew'lldwindledeownterthesizeo'ababyoryew'llturnintoadownrightoldwoman--AuntAbraham!--won'tthatsoundnice?Oryew'lldieoryew'llgocrazy._Gitouterbed!_"

    Thepatientshookhisheadandsankback,closinghiseyes,moreexhaustedthanever.AndhehimselfhadheardAngywarnthismaninawhispernotto"rilehimup!"RemorselesslywentontherejuvenatedDarby:

    "Hain'ta-goin'tergitup,heh?Yewoldmollycoddle!Yewbaby!OldLady31!Kiffycalf!ButIhain'ta-blamin'yew;efIhadlivedinthishereplaceayearan'ahalf,I'dbestark,starin'mad!Leetletootsie-wootsie!_Gitup_!"

    Abehadopenedhiseyesandwasoncemorestaringattheother,hismindslowlycomingtothelightoftherealizationthatSamuelmightbemoresanethanhimself.

    "That'swhatItoldAngyallalong,"heventured."Itoldher,Isays,saysI,'Humbug!Foolishness!Ye'rea-makin'areg'larbabyofme.Why,'Isays,'what'sthedifferencebetweenmean'thesehere

    women-folksexceptthatIwearabeardan'smokeapipe?'"

    "Thenwhydon'tyewgitup?"demandedtheinexorableSamuel."Gitupan'fool'em;or,gosh-all-hemlock!they'llbemeasurin'yewferyercoffinnextweek.WhenIcomeinterthehall,whatdewyewthinktheseheresisterso'yournwasa-discussin'?Theywasa-arguin'thep'intastowhetherthey'dburyyewinashroudoryerSundaysuit."

    Abrahamputonefootoutofbed.Samueltookholdofhisarmandwiththisassistancetheoldmanmanagedtogetupentirelyandstand,thoughshakingasifwiththepalsy,uponthefloor.

    "Feelpootygood,don'tyew?"demandedSamuel,butwithlessseverity.

    "Aleetlesoft,aleetlesoft,"mutteredtheother."Gimmemycane.Thar,efoneo'themwomencomesinthedoorI'll--I'll--"Abrahamraisedhisstickandshookitattheinnocentair."Whar'smypipe?Mis'Homan,shewentan'hiditlastweek."

    Aftersomesearching,SamuelfoundthepipeinAbe'shat-boxunderneaththeoldman'sbeaver,andproducedfromhisownpocketapackageoftobacco,whereuponthetwosatdownforaquietsmoke,Samuelchucklingtohimselfeverynowandagain,Abemodestlyseekingfromtimetotimetocoverhisba