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The Magdalen PAGE 3NO. 27 - FEB 2012Contents

Editorial and Campus News

Lifestyle Valentines Survival Guide for SinglesSuperbowl RecipesFake Horoscopes

Travel Erasmus

Current Affairs Ron PaulDownfallDUNSA (John Alexander Interview)Pro-Palestine Piece

Tech ‘App’ocalypse

Features eVisionSopa

Societies Model EU

Art Viola Yeşiltaç

Fashion Style CrushGolden GlobesCampus Style

Entertainment Best of TVRock Is Dead

Sport American Football Lets Get FitSports Union

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Model EUPages 22 +23

Interview: Viola YeşiltaçPages 24 + 25

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EDITORIAL

This issue of The Magdalen was brought to you by:

Assistant Editors of:Submissions: Emma Gaffney & Melina NicolaidesProduction: Ana Hine & Mhairi RutherfordOnline: Ashley Dorning, Henritetta Evans & Ciara McFadden

Published By: Navid Gornall, DUSA, Airlie Place, Dundee, DD1 4HP - vpc@dusa.co.ukPrinted By: Winter & Simpson Print, 16 Duninane Ave., Dundee, DD2 3QTEditor in Chief: Finlay Craig - themagdalen@dusa.co.uk

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Current Affairs: Alex ShillingFeatures: Ciara McFaddenEntertainment: Kevin FullertonSport: Clare McCaugheyArt: Ana HineLifestyle: Mhairi RutherfordTravel: Danielle AmesFashion: Katarzyna Nazarewicz

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Graphic Design: Jamie Law, Cassie Morrison, Danielle Ames, Cilein Kearns, Patrick Connarty, Euan Menzies & Peter Hine.Proof Reading: Ailsa Dempsey & Mariclaire White

Contributors:

Mhairi Rutherford, Cilein Kearns, Fiona Lindsay, Euan Mensies, Patrick Connarty, Steven Fullerton, Cassie Morrison, Alice Harrold, Geraint James, Jamie Law, Harrison Kelly, Alex Shilling, Ana Hine, John Alexander, Robert PetrieNadia Fernandes, Nicholas Manderson, Finlay Craig, Benjamin Blaser, Peter Hine, Natasha McKim, Megan Hutton-Smith, Melina Nicolaides, Kevin Fullerton, Seonaid Rogers, Martyn Simpson, Greg Smith , Clare McCaughey, & Sophie Warburton

This certainly has been a rather unusual first couple of weeks back at University. You’d be amazed at the

looks you get from people trying to sneak a hamster into the library. If you don’t know what that’s about, then do jump to Nicholas Manderson’s piece on how eVision...err...sucks. (For the record, Jim the hamster, or more affectionately put ‘H.Hamster’ on his Library security pass, definitely does not suck, and is a great addition to The Magdalen team. Rumor has it he’s is running for Editor!)

It is that time of year again where elections come around. By the time that you read this all the applications are probably in, so it will soon be up to you choose who is running your student media, and your student executive. You’ll no doubt soon enough see people campaigning around campus for your vote, and I compel you to speak to them even if you don’t think student politics has anything to do with you. You’d be surprised what people get up to in the Union.

I hope you have noticed over the last few editions that we have been making some major progress with the magazine. This is all down to the incredible work of our new formed production team, and rock solid editorial and writing teams. We want your feedback though! Good or bad, please do get in touch at themagdalen@dusa.co.uk

Enjoy, Finlay Craig.

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DALAI LAMA VISITHis holiness The Dalai Lama will make

a historic visit to Dundee on June 22nd. His arrival will close a week of graduation ceremonies in Dundee. During his visit he will deliver the Margaret Harris lecture on religion. The talk, entitled ‘Education of The Heart: a new world order of compassion’, will be delivered at the Caird Hall that afternoon.

Professor Pete Downes, Principal and Vice-Chancellor of the University of Dundee, said, ‘It will be an honour to welcoming His Holiness The Dalai Lama to Dundee and truly a privilege to have him deliver next year’s Margaret Harris Lecture on Religion.

‘His visit will enhance understanding of all faiths and cultures, and help promote relations between these different groups. Cultivating love and compassion is central to the Dalai Lama’s teaching, and his talk presents a rare opportunity for people in the city to hear from one of the world’s most influential spiritual leaders.’

The opportunity to hear his holiness speak is an amazing, and perhaps once in a life time, opportunity. Tickets for the lecture, cost £25, £15 or £10, and can be purchased from the Dundee City Box Office, City Square, by calling 01382 434940, or by visiting www.dundeebox.co.uk.

LIP THEATREThis semester LIP Theatre Company

is presenting their rendition of Alice in Wonderland. The show has been adapted by the theatre group, and promises a darker take on the tale. With fresh talent, seasoned members, and the addition of a behind the scenes crew, the audience can expect a visually spectacular and thoroughly entertaining performance. Alice in Wonderland is running on Monday 19th, Tuesday 20th and Wednesday 21st March, at 7pm in Mono. Tickets are £4 on the door or from LIP members.

DUSA TV FILM NOIR INSPIRED SHORT

DUSA TV are proud to present their latest production; The Big Smoke. The film noir inspired short flick is set in the office of a stereotypical, whisky swilling, Private Investigator. The painstaking attention to detail has ensured a visually stunning short film. The perfomances by Christopher Grieg and Violetta Palak whisks the viewer to the era of the Big Sleep and Maltese Falcon. Check out the short film on DUSA TV’s youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7VOehny-uk

DUNDEE BOOK FESTIVALIf you happen to have written a novel,

now’s your chance to be in with a chance of getting it published, and gaining £10,000. The Dundee International Book prize, now in its 8th year, is accepting entries, with a closing date of March 1st. The competition is an excellent opportunity for Student writers to get their work recognised, and earn a publishing deal with Cargo publishing. More details can be found at http://www.dundeebookprize.com/.

GAP YAH?Been thinking about taking a Gap Yah?

Or perhaps suddenly been overcome with the desire to embrace the outdoors volunteering as a ranger? Or even (If you’re British) realised while in amongst Dundee Uni’s staggering amount of multi-linguists that it’s about time you learnt another language, or at least taught somebody else English? If you said yes to any of the aforementioned questions, then you should make the effort to attend the Volunteering Fair on Wednesday 22nd February, 11am-3pm, in the bonar hall.

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LIFESTYLE

Valentine’s Day:The Survival Guide For Singles

1. Remind yourself that your relationship status doesn’t define who you are. Think of all the good things about being single, have some time to yourself or even just sit back to watch some television knowing you have complete and utter control of the remote.

2. According to a study undertaken by the University of Edinburgh, single people have far busier social lives than those in a relationship. So while you might be missing out on a box of chocolates on the 14th, remind yourself that the chances are, for the rest of the year you’re having a much better time of it!

3. Think internationally! Celebrate friendships. In many countries Valentine’s Day is not simply a day for couples but for friendships. In Finland instead of being called Valentine’s Day the holiday is known as “Ystävänpäivä” which literary translates as “Friend’s Day”. You might be single but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t a lot of other relationships you can celebrate. Instead of spending Valentine’s Day with the ONE you love, make it plural!

9. Go to the gym or an exercise class you’ve never tried before. Not only might you discover a new thing to love but it’s also a better alternative to ruining all that hard post-Christmas work outs with gooey chocolates. Plus exercise releases endorphins, cheering you up dramatically!

10. Put things in perspective and count your blessings. While it might be tempting to feel sorry for yourself, don’t! You might be missing out on one day of flowers, chocolates and heart-shaped helium balloons, but, by tomorrow, everyone will be back to their same old routine. However you are in control of your own destiny, who knows what tomorrow might bring? The world is your oyster!

Okay, so all the shops are filled with tacky gifts, soppy cards and it seems like EVERYONE else is being showered with flowers and chocolate. But is being single on Valentine’s Day really such a big deal? Here’s ten helpful

ways to get through the “Hallmark Holiday”.

4. Valentine’s Day is a day for love right? So show yourself some love, self indulge and have a pamper day or treat yourself to something you’ve been holding back on!

5. Remind yourself that it is a commercial holiday, boycott it completely and reflect on the money, worry and time you’re saving by not taking part!

6. Set up post-Valentine’s Day events to help you get through the day. Like Cheap Chocolate day; buy boxes of chocolate on the 15th that are usually half price because they’re heart shaped or have pictures of teddy bears hugging on them.

7. Spread some love by volunteering for a charity or buying a bunch of flowers for a friend who has been having a tough time. Nothing more rewarding than putting a smile on someone’s face!

8. Try doing a Valentine’s Day version of Secret Santa with a group of your friends.

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LIFESTYLE

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In recent years the Superbowl has become something of an event within Dundee

University. It would not be far-fetched to suggest that the vast majority of these viewers’ interest in NFL is confined to the night of the Superbowl, nor that it is in the main, an excuse for excessive drinking of beer and cheering. Nonetheless, despite most people’s knowledge of American Football encompassing what they gathered from skimming the Wikipedia page, the Superbowl has become an exciting event, warranting parties and a night out. Below are a couple of ideas for snacks at your own Superbowl party (the one you’re going to decide to have on a whim when you catch the now illustrious Superbowl fever). American beer, red cups, and chips ‘n’ dip are some other essentials to keep in mind.

1. Preheat the oven to 180° Celsius/gas mark 4. Grease a brownie tin with butter and line with greaseproof paper if you have it. Dissolve or stir the coffee (remembering to siv after it if it’s ground) into the hot water.

2. Melt the plain chocolate and peanut butter in a bain-marie (a dish over simmering water. Make sure the dish doesn’t touch the water). Stir it with a wooden spoon and make sure it doesn’t burn. Leave to cool.

3. In a large bowl pound the sugar to remove any lumps, and gradually whisk in the eggs.

4. Stir the peanut butter chocolate mix into the eggs and sugar, then the coffee and vanilla.

5. Gradually siv in the flour and gently stir. Stir in a 1/3 of the oreos.

6. Pour into prepared tin and scatter over the remaining oreos. Cook for 25-30 minutes in a working oven, and for a little bit longer in Student oven circa 1962. The brownies should have a crust on top, but still be gooey inside.

7. Gorge yourself. Day old brownies benefit from 20 seconds in the microwave.

Peanut Butter Oreo Brownies, what could be more American?

Ingredients225g Supermarket Brand Peanut Butter 225g Plain Chocolate165g Soft Brown Sugar70g Plain Flour3 eggsPacket of Oreos, cut into halves.Optional:1tsp Vanilla Essence1½Tbsp Coffee/1Tsp instant3Tbsp Hot Water

MHAIRI RUTHERFORD

AquariusJan 21-Feb 19There’s a fifty per cent chance you’ll receive gifts in the first half of this month, and probably enjoy some cake too. The sun entering your sign means a month of bargains ahead for you. Keep an eye out in the reduced section of the supermarket; you never know what you might find!

HoroscopesMHAIRI RUTHERFORD

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LIFESTYLE

PiscesFeb 20- Mar 20Take a risk this month and talk to that mysterious stranger who keeps catching your eye; you never know what might happen! Ignore the fact that mysterious is often synonymous with weirdo and don’t blame me if the end re-sult is abduction.

AriesMar 21-Apr 20You’re in mortal peril this month. Stop, look, and listen before cross-ing roads, and avoid walking un-der scaffolding. Don’t wash; baths and showers hold an increased risk of death by drowning. In fact, just stay in your room.

TaurusApr 21- May 21As Jupiter enters your sign you have an increased risk of salmo-nella. Avoid uncooked chicken and salmonella infected eggs. Do this on other months too. Be wary of who you tell you secrets; this could be the month they find you.

GeminiMay 22 - June 21That thing you’ve been thinking of lately is a bad idea. Don’t let your impulsive nature get the better of you. Think of the long term conse-quences of this vaguely described but definitely bad, thing you’ve been thinking.

CancerJun 22- Jul 22An impending deadline will cause anxiety. Drink peppermint tea to calm your nerves. Be wary of grey cats and men with beards. The woman with the red hair holds the answer. Look to Jupiter for guid-ance. Don’t forget to play the lottery.

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LeoJul 23- Aug 21Bananas are your lucky fruit this month. Eat them with gusto. For extra luck in all your endeav-ours, eat them in your under-wear. You’re destined to meet your soul mate on a night out this month. Unfortunately you’ll be too intoxicated to remember it.

VirgoAug 22 – Sept 23Your tidy and organised nature will be frustrated by an unruly family member or flat mate. The emergence of mars indicates that you will be on the brink of insan-ity with this matter. Try communi-cating with them to resolve your differences. If this fails and you are enveloped by the shadows of madness lurking in the corners of your mind; hide the body well.

LibraJul 23 – Aug 21Venus will help enhance your sexual prowess towards the mid-dle of the month. Its planetary in-fluence will extend to your body; making you feel all tingly. And maybe a little itchy. In fact, after all that sex, it’s probably best to get that itchy feeling checked out at the Corner.*

ScorpioOct 24 – Nov 22An old friend will attempt to enter your life. Deny their friend request as they probably just want to nosy at your photos. You’re coming to a crossroads in your life. Invest in a pair of wellies; the path forward is sprinkled with horse poo.

SagitariusNov 23 - Dec 22Your lucky day of the week is Thursday. When something nice happens on a Thursday attribute it to the movement of the planets. Your usual energy and lust for life will be challenged when Venus and Jupiter enter your sign. Ac-quire a coffee/energy drink habit to overcome it.

CapricornDec 23- Jan 20This month will see you come into some money, probably around the start of the month when Student Loans comes in. The movement of Saturn suggests that you’ll need to give it back with some interest in a couple of years.

“The best thing I did was stepping onto the

plane and saying, ‘Yes I can do this’.”

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TRAVEL

An Erasmus ExperienceALICE HARROLD

Magdalen writer, Alice Harrold, interviews Dundee studentsstudents to get the ins and outs of The Erasmus Program.

Kim Kermath, on her exchange in Finnish Lapland

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How did the trip come about? “I decided to go 3 months before I left after hearing stories about other people’s experiences and the opportunity to do more with my studies.”

Why should people go on Erasmus? “Because of the wonderful opportunity to experience a different culture, enjoy an international atmosphere and see university from a new perspective. Especially as a history student, it offered a different approach to my studies.”

What was the biggest difference studying there? “They spend more time in class, but have less to study at home, whereas we have few classes and lots to do at home.”

If you had to choose, do you prefer studying here or there? “Difficult question. I study and learn more here, but I enjoyed the city and atmosphere of the university more there.”

What was the hardest part about the experience? “Leaving afterwards. It was hard to leave all the wonderful friends I made, but at least Spain is not far away. I would love to go back and think others would greatly benefit from the experience too. I recommend it to anyone considering it!”

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Kim Kermath, an illustration major, spent a semester in Rovaniemi in Finnish Lapland.

Why should people go on Erasmus?“It opens up so many doors! It’s a great opportunity to find out about different places, cultures and people. And it gives you confidence and makes you more independent.”

When and how did you decide to go?“I met an Erasmus student when I was in 1st year and they explained that they were on an exchange in Scotland. I thought it sounded like a great experience. After that I looked into Erasmus on the net and applied for it myself. Picking Finland was easy because they do my course and I already speak Finnish.”

What was your favourite thing about the university or city?“Rovaniemi is absolutely stunning. The city had everything a student needs. When the snow came there was ice skating and snowboarding. And the weather was amazing. When I arrived in late August it was still +27oC and when I left in December it was -35oC.”

What were the biggest differences studying there?“The teachers in Lapland are more involved with their students. For example we went hiking for 3 days with our tutors. And the Erasmus students all live together there so there’s a big sense of community.”

What was the best thing you did there?“The best thing I did was stepping onto the plane and saying, ‘Yes I can do this’. The whole experience was amazing. I think having made friends from all over the world is my highlight. Also I got to see the Northern Lights and go ice swimming and Husky Sledging.”

Do you want to go back and would you recommend that others go there?“I would recommend Lapland to anyone. The environment is something else. The university was fantastic and the people were great! I would recommend going on Erasmus anywhere you can.”

Sum up the Erasmus programme in less than five words.“Opportunity here, there and everywhere!”

Kim Kermath

Global Programmes Manager

What is Erasmus?Erasmus is a mobility programme within the EU to encourage students to undertake a study or work placement abroad at one of our partner universities in the EU or a specific company or enterprise. You can go for one semester or a full academic year and are eligible from 2nd year onwards, depending on your degree.

How much does it cost?Cost wise, you don’t have to pay tuition fees at the partner university, instead you continue to pay what you do here at your home campus. And SAAS will continue to fund you as normal (including loans etc). You will also be eligible for the Erasmus grant worth €225 a month. And there are many additional grants that you can apply for.

What else is there to consider? There is an internal Dundee exchange application process and you must be approved by your school to go. Be aware that studying through another language is a challenge although well worth the effort in the long run. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and the benefits are tremendous. As companies are becoming more global it is very useful to have experienced another culture, possibly know another language and have made international contacts.

Pam Brown

For More Information go to :h t t p : // w w w. d u n d e e . a c . u k /undergraduate/studying_abroad/ Or arrange a meeting with Pam Brown at globalprogrammes@

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During the 2007-08 Presidential election cycle, one of the more interesting

‘subplots’ was Texas congressman Ron Paul’s vocal and sizeable online support base, which ultimately failed to translate into polling much above the margin for error. Four years on and Paul is back, again seeking the Republican nomination and this time benefiting from a post-Tea Party status quo that seems to have greatly boosted his support. In the recent Iowa caucus Paul came 3rd, close behind Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum and polling 21%. Much of Paul’s support stems from positions he holds that are radically different from those of both his Republican rivals and the mainstream of the Democratic Party. In particular, his advocacy of ending both aggressive US foreign policy and the ‘war on drugs’ have proved popular outside traditional Republican bases.

The controversy around Paul is one that also resurfaced in his 2008 campaign, and several times prior in local politics. It revolves around a newsletter Paul published - the Ron Paul Freedom Report – and its controversial content in the early 1990s in particular. In these newsletters, Paul claims that “opinion polls consistently show only about 5% of blacks have sensible political opinions”, that Washington DC’s criminal justice system allows us to “safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal” and that “order was only restored in L.A. when it came time for the blacks to pick up their welfare checks”. His newsletter described the end of South Africa’s apartheid regime as a “destruction of civilisation” and explicitly praised the political message of David Duke – a former Grand High Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. He described AIDS as “a politically protected disease thanks to payola and the influence of the homosexual lobby” and claimed that sufferers “enjoy the attention and pity that comes with being sick”. The common response from Paul’s supporters is that

he didn’t write them and disavows their contents. Paul claimed in December that this had been his consistent position on the newsletters for over 20 years. But this is a lie. When they first came to wider attention in 1996, Paul repeatedly admitted authorship and publically defended much of the content – including specifically the above quote about black criminality in Washington DC. His position has changed many times to the present day denials, and there were no blanket denials of authorship until 2008!

The most ‘credible’ explanation I’ve heard from Paul’s supporters is that some of them were written by Lew Rockwell, a long-time friend of Paul’s. Some of the articles seem to have a similar writing style. But Rockwell and Paul are close associates, with Ron Paul contributing regular articles to Rockwell’s website – the most recent dated 28th December 2011. Are we really supposed to believe that Rockwell put out a newsletter under Paul’s name for years, written ‘in character’ as Paul, sold as the work of Paul, sometimes with Paul’s signature included – without Ron Paul’s knowledge? This defence of Paul also assumes he’s kept his nose clean since. But in criticising the Transportation Security Administration in 2007 he chose to attack them for hiring people who “look more suspicious to me than most Americans”. His 2008 campaign saw him receive donations from the owners of Stormfront.org, the world’s biggest white supremacist community – and once made aware of this Paul refused to return the donation. He has consistently attacked the 1964 Civil Rights Act as unconstitutional and defends to this day the right of white business owners to bar black customers.

It would seem to me that supporting Ron Paul’s bid for presidency because you like a handful of his libertarian policies in the face of decades of evidence of bigotry is akin to championing one Mr Mussolini because of his sensible, workable plans for public transport.

CURRENT AFFAIRS

Ron Paul:

GERAINT JAMES

A breath of fresh air for the GOP, or a throwback to the 19th century?

“HIS 2008 CAMPAIGN SAW HIM RECEIVE DONATIONS FROM THE OWNERS OF STORMFRONT.ORG, THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WHITE SUPREMACIST COMMUNITY”

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“HIS 2008 CAMPAIGN SAW HIM RECEIVE DONATIONS FROM THE OWNERS OF STORMFRONT.ORG, THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WHITE SUPREMACIST COMMUNITY”

In a film getting rave reviews in the press, Glasgow South Labour MP Tom Harris has made the Führer meet the First Minister. Harris took a frequently parodied YouTube clip of a scene from the 2004 German-language war film Downfall and in changing the subtitles re-imagined a scene in which Alex Salmond is apparently played by Adolf Hitler.

The video, entitled Joan’s Downfall, shows Hitler (or Salmond) reacting badly to a recent gaffe. Joan McAlpine, SNP MSP for the South of Scotland, called other major Scottish political parties ‘anti-Scottish’ for not fully supporting an independence referendum. If you can’t see what’s wrong with that: imagine The Green Party accusing every other political party of wanting the world to end tomorrow because their main priority isn’t recycling.

Instead of simply explaining why McAlpine’s claims were erroneous, Harris uploaded a video depicting Salmond as one of history’s most infamous killers. The SNP rightly dismissed the video as “silly, negative nonsense”. Sillier still was the press’ reaction to the incident, causing Harris to resign from his role as Internet Advisor. To be fair, if he thought rehashing an overdone YouTube joke as a smear campaign was a good idea he probably wasn’t the right man for the job. Despite such exposure, it’s not even a funny video and only attracted an audience of 80,994. Compare that to a video of an obese cat being viewed by millions - that’s real news.

Harris responded: “The video I posted has been a well-worn joke used to parody a range of public figures.” That’s true. The clip had previously been used to mock Roman Abramovich, Gordon Brown and Arsene Wenger among others. Harris’ isn’t even the latest

YouTube channel to upload the clip. Another version has already been uploaded with Hitler acting out Ed Miliband’s reaction to the incident.

Harris’ gaffe is microcosmic of a greater trend in politicians using the Internet to shoot themselves in the foot. 2012 began with Diane Abbott’s astoundingly stupid Twitter coverage of the ‘Us-and-Them’ race debate. Originally protesting about the media’s use of the term ‘black-communities’, Abbot was perhaps hampered by the 140-character limit because the tweet she uploaded read: “White people love playing “divide & rule” We should not play their game #tacticasoldascolonialism.” What worse way is there to point out racism than to word your opinion in the most racist way possible? Representing black and white people as separate communities is pernicious. Yet she made the point so hypocritically that people just thought she sounded racist.

Why do politicians set up these accounts? Are they trying to communicate more personally? Are they trying to be “with-it”? Are they enthusing political debate among Internet users? Surely they aren’t trying to get the sack, it’s difficult to predict how a self-approved statement will be received. If Harris had stopped to ask himself whether he was really parodying a public figure, or needlessly spamming a popular web-site with an unfunny video comparing an opponent to Hitler, he would still be Labour’s Internet Advisor. If Abbott hadn’t spewed her ill-judged generalisation onto Twitter – to be immortalised by screenshots – she might have spread equality awareness. Until politicians can apply the restrained conduct they use in Parliament (well, apart from the jeering) to their Twitter

DOWNFALL

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Why politicians should log off, Starring Adolf Hitler as Alex Salmond

HARRISON KELLY

What is DUSNA?

How closely involved is the group with the SNP itself?

We work closely with both the Dundee City branch of the SNP, and the Federation of Student Nationalists, which is made up of the student associations from universities across Scotland and Northern Ireland, and host a number of events with the help of the party throughout the year. DUSNA’s focus is of course centred on standing up for what’s best for the students of Dundee as well as Scotland as a whole.

What can we expect from DUSNA in 2012?

2011 has been an extremely memorable year for us; most notably, oursociety’s huge increase in membership and the start of a very exciting and full events calendar. We are aiming to make 2012 bigger and better, with events such as the Burns Supper Ceilidh inMono (together with DARE & DUSA), a trip to the Scottish Parliament/ First Ministers Questions and paintballing, as a few. It is important for us that we are more than just a political society, but a social society too. We are a group of friends, who share some political ideals and have our own opinions on others, who can share a laugh and have a night out, and who can have fun whist also aspiring to better ourselves and our country.

What is the society’s modus operandi?

It’s with these aims that we hope to continue to lend our support to future student and SNP campaigns, whilst representing all students to the best of our ability. We will work for and with all students, irrespective of their politics, in the interest of protecting and enhancing everyone’s university experience and their ambitions afterwards. It is also vital that we continue to expand our membership and become ever more inclusive of students from all backgrounds, so that we can truly represent Dundee University.

What is the next step?

It is clear that a lot has been achieved in Scotland so far, but it isimportant to realise that it is our generation who will shape thefuture of Scotland. Students have much more to offer to the

political debate, and it is both exciting and right that it is our generation who help to shape future debate, and contribute to the future success of Scotland. We will be at the forefront of this exhilarating time in Scottish history, and we hope that you will join us on the journey.

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ALEX SHILLINGDundee University Student Nationalist Association (DUSNA) is the on campus group of the Scottish National Party Students. As a university society, we exist as a platform for constitutional reforms for Scotland, the furtherance of all Scottish interests, and ultimately for the restoration of Scotland’s independence.

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Mahatma Gandhi once said: “Be the change you want to see in the

world.” With every new year it gives society, governments and the individuals the ideal opportunity to put this into practice. In some ways, you don’t even need a new year; everyone can be the change now. However, history shows us that if a group of people’s “wants” conflict with another group of people’s “wants”, then the needs of the weaker side often get forgotten and pushed off the agenda.

Joining a society in 2012 is the perfect way to “be the change”. A prime example of a worthwhile society at the University of Dundee promoting “change” is Action Palestine. Action Palestine is not your typical society; the society is a living, breathing movement seeking to raise awareness and promoting change of the ongoing humanitarian crisis in the Israeli – Palestine territories. They believe raising awareness helps quicken the processes of putting an end to the great injustices happening in the Israeli – Palestinian territories.

Two Dundee undergraduate students, Sara and Karim founded Action Palestine in 2009. The society’s main aim is to raise awareness within the local university community, the national community and even globally, of the problems many Palestinians face. Mia Oudeh, Action Palestine’s spokeswoman, described there being two parts to this aim - a political one and a cultural one. The political side is the relationship between the Israeli and Palestinian governments. On the cultural side, Palestine is not a “made up” nation as some Zionists have claimed. On a question stated on Yahoo Answers entitled “Israel vs. Palestine – who do you support?” one user stated – “Since there is no such place called “Palestine”…I guess it’s going to have to be Israel.” Educating people about the conflict is the way in which Action Palestine hopes to make people more aware and realise the great injustices that are on going in the Israeli – Palestinian territories even during the 21st century.

The Israeli – Palestinian conflict is a global issue many have grown up with in the pages

of their parents’ newspapers, and some individuals have found themselves in the centre of this conflict. It is the people who find themselves affected by this conflict that often get forgotten.

Unfortunately there seems no “quick fix” solution. Bertrand Russell said in 1970, “No people anywhere in the world would accept being expelled en masse from their own country; how can anyone require the people of Palestine to accept a punishment which nobody else would tolerate?”

2012 is a year for great change. It can only happen if individuals like you and I take a stand now and make our voices heard. Everyone has to start somewhere.

For more information visit: www.duaps.webs.com Or leave a comment on our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/themagdalen.

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‘App’ocalypse 2012 : iWillSURVIVE!

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Survival Pocket Reference: Cost: £0.69, App Rating: 4/5The pocket bible of survivors, this app contains a database of medicinal plants, instructions on first aid techniques, evasion tactics, navigation by compass and the stars, how to create shelters in different climates, how to build a bonfire, finding food and water and even surviving nuclear, chemical or biological attacks. A word of advice: Brush up on this beforehand, you don’t want to be furiously slapping your screen when you’ve got a 5-foot WMD target-locked on you!

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After walking around campus this past week, I can now safely predict that if the apocalypse, indeed regrettably, comes a-knocking this De-cember, we (and yes, by ‘we’ I’m strictly speaking Dundee Uni matriculates) might not have a photon torpedo by our bedside lamp; but we most certainly would have an iPhone! So fellow techies, if disaster struck and you were only left with your iPhone and its apps, the question is: ARE YOU PREPARED?!

Word Lens: Cost: £2.99, App Rating: 3/5Okay, let’s face it, if you’re ever going to get caught-up in the classic ‘2012’ cinematic situation, travelling half way across the world to get to that planet-sized Noah’s ark, WITHOUT John Cusack... you’re going to have to read A LOT of sign-boards! Possibly in a foreign language. This augmented reality app uses OCR and the iPhone cam to translate at near real-time speeds. Its development is still in progress; the app can currently only translate French and Spanish, so let’s hope to God those arks fit into the Bay of Biscay!

Winchester Ballistics: Cost: FREE, App Rating: 3.5/5Considered the most advanced ballistics calculator to ever exist on an iPhone; it can be used to compare up to three bullet types, along with their ammunition and provide advanced depictions of wind drift, flight time, drop, velocity and trajectory. All the while detecting, displaying and factoring in wind speed, direction, sight height, surrounding tempera-ture and range. The app has the potential to come in handy in case of a zombie apocalypse or to keep your greedy mutt off your diminishing food supplies.

Death: Cost: FREE, App rating: 3.5/5With an innate sense of morbid curiosity, this app warns you of accident hotspots and detects recent deaths in surround-ing areas according to location and type. Whether you are an avid Ghostbuster, the Volturi or Scooby’s severely startled Shaggy, this app will ensure you always have the edge over those pesky ‘Zoinks’ moments!

PipClock LITE - Survive the Apocalypse: Cost: FREE, Awesomeness rating: 5/5Designed for nuclear wasteland survival, word has it that this app is the Swiss army knife of survival kits! Be it the mere calendar, post-atomic clock and flashlight; or the self protect reinforced hull, GPS powered real time weather, landmark detector (you’re certainly going to need that if everything is in ruins), Arpanet, thermometer, barometer, analogue mag-netic compass AND a Geiger Counter. Basically, it’s got you covered!

These apps, along with other honourable mentions (Military Avoidance Capture, SecurityCam, PocketHeat) and a bundle full of unrealisti-cally high expectations, we hope to keep you alive and kicking long enough for humanity to re-establish life on planet earth. Now men... Let’s own this battlefield! Godspeed.

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The 12th and 13th of January was a date secured in the minds of many

University of Dundee students. As I saw many of my classmates post their results on Facebook, I headed to the eVision site, ready to face my grades. Instead, I was faced with frustration.

Sure enough with tedious predictability yet another online service at Dundee Uni failed to work. Maybe it is superstition come to fruition but E:vision, as it had done on the preceding days wasn’t operating on Friday 13th (January).

The University offered this explanation and meagre apology for the disruption to service the same day via Facebook:

“Evision / exam results news:Everyone is clearly trying to access

their exam results at the same time, and overloading our servers. Please don’t keep refreshing/F5 as this is causing additional overload. We recommend that you try this afternoon or evening, and make sure you logoff once you’ve have retrieved your results.

Thanks for your patience - we can remember what it’s like waiting for results!”

This begs the question though, why does this seem happen every year?

It is no great secret that students sit exams at university and are quite keen to get their results in a timely and

efficient manner. Congestion isn’t a new phenomenon when the exam results are posted. Corridors would be jammed with people crowding around the Department notice board to see their result pinned up. So why does this remain such a shock to E:vision’s system each time the results come out?

In a phone conversation with ICS they wanted to make it clear that they were not responsible for the statement issued on Facebook and that there was no intention from ICS to place any blame on the student body. ICS said that E:vision runs throughout the year at with only approximately 2-3% of its capacity being utilised, and therefore

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with the issuing of exam results a huge spike in the demand for E:vision. This resulted in a bottleneck on the E:vision servers. However, ICS stressed that the difficulties experience in January were not just a technological issue, but also a process problem. ICS made a genuine effort to smooth and sort the issues experienced in January, and the problems that students faced trying to get their exam results has sparked a need for review looking for a better way to do things. ICS apologised for the lack of communication regarding the E:vision issues, but are fully taking on board the feedback from students since January.

Credit where credit is due, however, as the transition from Groupwise to Microsoft Outlook was almost seamless. Only 28 undergraduate email accounts, out of 22000, were not migrated during the transfer period, meaning 99.998% success rate.

With university budgets squeezed ever tighter and university departments sitting ever further into the red inefficiencies cannot be allowed to go unexamined. Hopefully we will now see a little more transparency and an improved E:vision service come May. Yet still at this point in time E:vision’s transcript reads C1 for effort, but D3 for overall experience.

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While SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) and PIPA (Protect Intellectual Property Act) are now behind us, the fight

has not even begun yet. For those not familiar with SOPA and PIPA, they are essentially a blanket and far ranging plan to control the way that people share using the Internet. It would give the US Government control over what websites are ‘allowed’ and ‘not allowed’. The fundamental aim of these Acts was to stop people from being able to find and download the content which they may have wanted to steal.

Now don’t get me wrong, online piracy is just theft except you can do it from home, and the fear of getting caught isn’t really there. The problem is though, that these acts suggested not taking down sites, but just blacklisting them with the companies that provide you your Internet. It would make it so you couldn’t find them if you wanted to.

Then there is the MegaUpload scandal. Let’s set aside our thoughts on SOPA and PIPA for a moment and imagine an everyday situation which we encounter at The Magdalen. Patrick is at home working hard on the production of the Features for this month’s magazine, and he needs to send over some Hi-Res images to Ana who is in the office. These images are big! They’d put your first generation iPod’s capacity to shame, so email is just not going to cut it. Patrick signs up for an account with MegaUpload, where he uploads the files that he wants to send over. All Patrick has to do is send Ana the link to the files that he’s uploaded, and he’s done! Before you know it, Ana is

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receiving the files, and The Magdalen is getting closer and closer to the print deadline.

MegaUpload sounds pretty great doesn’t it. In theory, yes, MegaUpload is a great idea. In practice though, it’s openness was its downfall. The service they offered genuine, law abiding users was fast and easy to use. Ironically, it was for these reasons that it was abused. But who is to blame for this? Are the uploaders and downloaders of illegal content the ones to blame? After all, they are the ones that were abusing it. On the other hand, are MegaUpload at fault for making it so easy? They created tools which made piracy so effortless, and arguably encouraged people to partake. As it turns out, MegaUpload were apparently in on the illegal file sharing all along. The 72-page legal document, which has coined the name ‘Mega Indictment’, suggests that the owners of MegaUpload actively help distribute Copy Righted works, and even wanted to work to improve the site for those illegally consuming content.

I for one had wished that their arrests were unjustified. I had hoped that they were trying to run a legitimate company that some irresponsible people had abused for their own gain. Unfortunately, from reading the charges though, this doesn’t appear to be the case.

MegaUpload were not alone in the file sharing business, and these companies are already starting to show their fear of being drawn into this. Filesonic, a company who offered similar file

hosting facilities to MegaUpload have withdrawn all sharing functionality from their service, rendering it and their business, useless.

What this means for us is that the way we move and share content around the Internet is going to change. Sharing a music video on your Facebook page, whether or not you uploaded the song to say, YouTube, would make you responsible for illegal file sharing. More importantly though, so would Facebook. And you can bet your bottom dollar that companies like Facebook are not going to expose themselves to that sort of pressure from Copyright owners. Companies will have to protect themselves, which will ultimately change the way in which we currently use the Internet.

So what are the alternatives? Let me put my designer hat on for a moment and explain to you why I don’t think acquiring content from sources which aren’t legitimate is a good idea. Is there really any point wasting your time lurking around the Internet, trying to find a copy of the file that you want, then finding out it’s not what you thought it was, or the quality is rubbish. Don’t waste your time chasing a poor quality, and often not very enjoyable cheap thrill. Services like Spotify offer all the music you could ever need quickly and conveniently. Entertainment shouldn’t be difficult, and it really isn’t that expensive to enjoy the content that you like.

From the 5th to the 8th of January students from dozens of universities

everywhere came together in Exeter to participate in the SUNY Moderl European Union. This was made all the more exciting due to first ever participation of the Dundee Model United Nations an European Union Society.

25 years ago, the State University of New York in New Paltz, came up with the idea of simulating the European Union. It is the oldest running simulation of its kind and quite unique because of it’s transatlantic position, taking place in both Europe and America.

In contrast to other simulations such as the Model United Nations, participants do not simply represent a country as a delegation, but must also play a certain politician or diplomat. Since we were given Spain, we had four roles to cast: The Spanish HOG (Head of Government), the Ecofin (Economic or Finance Minister), the Foreign Minister and the Permanent Representatives of Spain to the EU. During the simulation we were to impersonate these people to the extent of thinking and speaking as they would.

The four of us had come back from our holidays in different parts of Europe, all having arrived in Exeter a day early.

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This gave us plenty of time to prepare – preparation that proved crucial for a successful and satisfying experience. Together we went over the agenda for each committee and agreed on Spain’s positions. As Spain has just had a change of government we had to figure out what the new cabinet around Prime Minister Rajoy would do - without having very much information to depend on. Furthermore, two proposals we sent in made it on the list of supplementary agenda items. These had to be introduced by our HOG, so those speeches had to be prepared as well.

On Thursday, most of the delegates arrived commencing check-in and registration. The official programme began that evening with a Welcome banquet at the Thistle Hotel in Exeter. After welcome speeches from SUNY MEU, programme director Kathleen Dowley along with the organizers from Exeter, delivered a keynote speech with Neil Parish. Now an MP in the House of Commons, Parish sat in the European Parliament for ten years. In his speech, he warned against to much integration within the EU, but at the same time reassured his audience that he favors the UK within the Union as long as it serves British interests. This very 10-Downing-Street perspective on current issues within the EU proved controversial amongst participants and ignited spur-of-the-

moment discussion at the tables. Later, our HOG, Connor McElwaine, amongst others introduced other agenda items. Being the only delegation to have two items on the list, we had already made a certain impact that would grow throughout the council.

On Friday morning, buses brought us to the University of Exeter campus where the European Council would take place. There delegations split into the different committees and the fun began. HOGs discussed Opt-Out membership in the Eurozone, the Foreign Ministers debated the establishment of an EU Task Force, Ecofin argued over a Tobin tax and Representatives worked out a new Drug Action Plan to fight cross border drug trafficking. Debates within the committee were interrupted for delegation meetings, press conferences and the occasional break. At the end of the day, a press conference concluded the work of the day. The chairs painted a varied picture of the day. The Committee of Representatives, for one, had made significant progress, whereas the Foreign Ministers completely overthrew their agenda and voted to discuss something else. Ultimately, everyone was satisfied with the work that had been done and the Danish Prime Minister called it a day.

After getting a little rest, the night

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continued at Pitcher and Piano, a bar in the centre of Exeter where we could resolve our disagreements and get to know each other.

Work within the committees continued on Saturday and at the end of the day unbelievable progress had been made; progress that had come at the cost of missed lunches, nerves and in some cases even tears. In the end the council concluded with a new Drug Action Plan, a Tobin tax as well as Eurobonds being introduced to the Eurozone, an agreement on Palestine and a fiscal pact well on the way.

Relieved from the pressure, we enjoyed our final banquet and agreed that it was a great experience. It really was great fun to participate in debates and being able to see how the EU works from an intimate perspective. Beyond that, we had the chance to meet people from around the world and engage in an international exchange of ideas, opinions and experiences.

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You seem to have done a lot of work in interesting places, Berlin, New York, London...

Well, this is the thing. It all sounds so great, but it was really hard for me in New York when I first got there. I was really naïve. I just thought that New York was this great place I wanted to be and took my suitcase. I had a three-month scholarship so I didn’t have financial worries, but I wasn’t really doing work. I mean, I’ve been there three years now and it’s better but it was tough.

When I was listening to your performance I was thinking how interesting it would be to read the script -

I know, that always happens. It’s true but I don’t want to give the text out when I’m doing the performance because then everybody would be reading it instead of… I do always publish it later on. We’re planning with Sophia [Hao] to publish it in one of the little booklets with the exhibition.

There seemed to be a slight disconnect between the narrative of the story and what were kind of statements about the nature of photography and performance. Can you explain why you decided to present them in this way?

I’ve been doing these kinds of performances where I read text for the past two or three years. They’re structured so as to invent a scenario where the work that is being exhibited is being discussed through these characters. I’m trying to blur the definition of the performer and the definition of performance and photography so the performer, which is me, is a narrator but also a character in this scenario.

You say that as the narrator you’re also a character in this piece. Did a similar conversation occur in real life?

Some of it is fictional, but some of these moments are real. I have these memories that I describe that did happen, like when the performer says “I remember this night when I was leaving the house of my friends after a late dinner.”

Were you worried that people would think that the glasses [on the floor pieces] had been left there unintentionally?

No, I was wondering about the opposite – that people might just take the glasses and fill them up with wine.

What do you think has been unsuccessful about the work?

Unsuccessful? I wouldn’t say that any of it is unsuccessful. There are probably always things once you install a show that you think you could change or do differently another time. But no, it’s not unsuccessful at

all. I’m pretty excited about this. I’m looking forward to continuing working with and exploring glass and there are also a few other sculptures I’d like to do. I have a few ideas.

You say that graduating and trying to make it as an artist was a shock. What kind of advice would you give to any recent graduates who want to pursue an artistic career?

Don’t expect when you get out of school that something incredible will happen to you or that someone will discover you. These things are rare and not altogether helpful when they do happen. What is very important is that you follow your practice and just continually work. You have to adapt your practice to your circumstances. Sometimes you won’t have the money for big projects. When I first arrived in New York

I was just drawing with pencil. It doesn’t even have to be manifest in an object, it could just be writing down thoughts, as long as you are engaged in your practice.

Is it not very hard to stay motivated?

Yes, that can be very hard. You cannot expect to be motivated all the time. It’s important that you have people who motivate you, that you know that there is someone who definitely supports you.

I don’t want to make it sound so difficult, I would encourage everyone to be an artist, but I happened to go back to the RCA [The Royal College of Art in London, where

Viola got her Master’s degree] where I was printing [the photographs of the folded paper sculptures for the exhibition] and as it had been four years since I’d been away, I had this outsider view. I saw all these students preparing for their Masters show and all they were talking about, this is a problem at the more prestigious colleges, was how many shows they had done. In New York, people know of the RCA but they don’t really care, and I also think you shouldn’t pay too much attention to that sort of thing.

I wished I could tell them that wonderful things weren’t going to happen when they finished college. It happens to people of course, but that’s not something you should count on. You always have to enjoy what you’re doing. It’s important to have a social network that you can contact.

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Style CrushNATASHA MCKIM

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When you think of someone with a ‘girl next door’ look, the person who does not instantly come to mind is actress, Rooney Mara; yet a little over two years ago, this is exactly what you would have described her as. However, after the release of the much acclaimed The Girl With A Dragon Tat-too, her appearance has changed dramatically, bringing her to the forefront of fashion.Born in New York to a family of four children, she is the granddaughter of Art Rooney, the founder of the Pittsburgh Steelers football franchise, and her paternal grandfather was the Giants founder, Tim Mara. This doesn’t exactly strike as an obvious background for a Golden Globe nomi-nated actress and style icon, but it wasn’t until she appeared in student shot films while studying at New York University that she became interested in acting.While travelling through Europe for the premiers of The Girl With A Dragon Tattoo, she has exhibited her new sav-vy style. With dresses from the Spring/Summer 2012 col-lections of Miu Miu, Louise Vuitton and Givenchy, she has shown a keen taste for dark, luxurious materials, cut-out silhouettes and contrasting asymmetrical designs. Most notable of her red carpet successes are the black Nina Ricci gown and Christian Louboutin heels worn to the Golden Globes in January, exuding an almost gothic simplicity, as well as the Prabal Spring/Summer 2012 dress worn for the New York Premier.Mara caught the eye of David Fincher, director of The Girl With A Dragon Tattoo after appearing in a minor role in The Social Network. Her long brown hair and simple, girlish look was soon dramatically changed as the director’s hair and make-up team shaved most of her head and dyed the rest of it black, bleaching her eyebrows to invisibility and adding multiple piercings to finish off the tom-boy look. The severe fringe frames her eyes dramatically, showing off the best of her features, and she was seen with neutral make up off-set, toning down and complimenting the dark colour of her hair.So popular is her new look that it has inspired H&M to create a new line based upon Rooney’s character Lisbeth Salander, in collaboration with the film and its costume designer Trish Summerville. The collection is made up of items which ap-pear chic, stylish and feminine, without appearing too girly. Slouchy vests, leather trousers, skinny jeans, slim-fit jackets and hoodies provide a real and street-friendly look. Sum-merville wanted the character’s clothes to look real and lived in, as if she has worn them a long time, and H&M has taken this costume brief of a strong-heroine and translated it into the real world.

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The Award ceremony season is upon us and yet again it’s not the winners of the awards that the world focuses on, but who became a hit or miss on the red carpet. The Golden Globes proved no exception with the red carpet pro-viding a mixed bag of sartorial looks with some unexpected hits and some disappointing failures, but undoubtedly a few trends emerged as the next big thing.One look that seemed favourable by many was playing it cool with nude tones. Kate Beckinsale for example, showed that simple in design equals sophistication as she smoldered effortlessly with a cream Roberto Cavalli strapless floor-length dress.

However, on the other end of the spectrum, usually fash-ionable Zooey Deschanel failed to master her look. The New Girl actress selected a quirky Prada black gown em-bellished with an array of green glass pearls which unfor-tunately proved that sometimes quirky doesn’t always re-sult in chic. Similarly, ‘girl next door’ Sarah Michelle Gellar walked the red carpet in a horrific blue and white dress - a dress she said her two year old daughter picked out for her. Although the sentiment of this choice was sweet, it crashed and burned on the night.The cast of Glee shone at this event with the star of the show Lea Michelle leaving her sweet girl image far behind her with a provocative, statement illusion dress. Also an-other Glee star Dianna Argon, illustrated the picture of per-fection in a daring shocking red Giles gown with laser cut prints. However, it seems that Naya Rivera clearly didn’t get the same memo as her fellow cast members, as she wore an ill-fitting slate coloured dress that looked more like left over material than chic carpet couture.Girl of the moment and star of My Week With Marilyn, Michelle Williams not only won the Best Actress in a Musi-cal or Comedy, but the indie sweetheart looked sensational in a simple but edgy-indie Jason Wu gown, which she paired with a feminine head band.With the buzz surrounding the film The Help, Emma Stone had all eyes watching her on the red carpet and she did not fail to impress. She wore a two toned maroon Lanvin flow-ing dress which has been proclaimed the show stealer of the night. She rocked the look with hardly any effort, mak-ing her the best dressed celebrity on the red carpet circuit.The Golden Globes have set the fashion bar for the high pro-filed awards that are soon to follow, let’s see if the winners re-main winners or will they too fall victim to fashion disasters.

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Lauren Brand

Lauren Brand, our first year Psychology student effortlessly com-bines this season’s biggest trends - color-blocking, chunky knit sweaters, bold accessories, leather jackets - and still manages to pull it off. (How does she do that?!)

Let’s begin with the skirt, this is not just any skirt, this is the skirt. This is the most versatile skirt in the world. You can throw a sweater over it with oxfords, like Lauren did, and have a an adorable lecture outfit or pair it with a shimmery tank top, deconstructed blazer, your fa-vourite heels and bam, you’re ready for a night out. Seriously, this skirt is a wardrobe staple, if you don’t have one go to H&M and buy one. Immediately. Back to Lauren, as stated above, pairing the skirt with the sweater makes the outfit casual cute. She brilliantly ties the outfit together with a leather jacket from Topshop and breaks up the neutral tones with a bold burgundy bag that she bought in Tenerife. All in all, the outfit is a definite 10/10.

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I’m sure you’ve seen them around campus protecting us students from the bitter winter winds. The unisex scarf hit shops this fall and sold faster than the iPhone 4S. Simple, easy and effortless, just pull it over your head loop it twice and you’re done. It is truly this winters’ essential accessory.

Trend Report: Circle Scarves

Laura Ulsig First year Geography student

Laura pairs her circle scarf, bought at H&M with a grey peacoat, black skinny jeans and vintage cross-body satchel and Topshop booties. The juxtaposition of the masculine shoes and the feminine peacoat makes the look timeless.

Solyana NgusbrhanFirst year Biomedicine student

Solyana mixes fabric textures brilliantly by wearing the chunky knit circle scarf - also bought at H&M - with a Giordano leather jacket, dark wash denim and gorgeous pat-terned loafers bought in Saudi.

Mouad KhaddamPostgraduate Law student

Now boys before you write this trend off as being overly feminine, remember the scarf is unisex and looks very masculine with the right outfit. Mouad pairs his Topman cir-cle scarf with a classic black tee, a Columbia aviator jacket, Diesel jeans and tan leather boots making the look incredibly rugged.

SHERLOCKKEVIN FULLERTON

Last month’s Sherlock had viewers hooked, and rightly so: the adventures of this modern-day version of Holmes have been nothing but enthralling for every episode, with its witty and

intelligent scripts equalled by its fantastic acting and stylish direction in almost every scene. Benedict Cumberbatch and the charmingly laconic Martin Freeman have been perfectly cast in their respective roles as Holmes and Watson. They manage to play off each other with the genuineness required to really make their relationship as two oddballs who have crossed paths feasible, because oddballs is essentially what they are. In a move akin to how Alan Moore tackled Watchmen, showing superheroes for the unhinged vigilantes they are beneath their masks, writers Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss have chosen to portray Sherlock and Watson as the types of damaged individuals that are driven to solving crimes for kicks. So Sherlock is a show-off with signs of Asperger Syndrome, and Watson is a war veteran who finds it thrilling to be around a damaged genius. It’s moves like this, more so than the flashy CSI-esque visuals and mind-boggling mysteries, that have kept the show feeling modern and gripping. It could have so easily fallen into the trap of being a by-the-numbers crime show, but with its dogged determination to portray its genius lead as a particularly flawed individual, it gains that human touch that is lacking in most mysteries.

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“SHERLOCK IS A SHOW-OFF WITH SIGNS OF ASBERGERS SYNDROME, AND WATSON IS A WARE VETERAN WHO FINDS IT THRILLING

TO BE AROUND A DAMAGED GENIOUS”

“WE’RE NOT SURE WHETHER WE ARE WITH OR AGAINST THE PROTAGONISTS“

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SONS OF ANARCHYSEONAID ROGERS

If Sons of Anarchy has excelled in any area, it’s in its casting. The show, a crime drama focusing on the gang activities and family lives of a motorcycle club in California, is a compelling and often

intelligent watch. It’s the cast that make it one of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time, however Ron Perlman is genuinely terrifying as the club’s ruthless President – if you have never seen him smile I suggest you think of a malicious crocodile and the effect is roughly the same. Katey Sagal, perhaps best known for her roles in Married…With Children and 8 Simple Rules is in turns chilling and endearing in her portrayal as Gemma, President’s wife and fierce mother.

One would think it would be easy to dismiss a show such as this. We’ve certainly faced a glut in recent years of television dramas where we’re not sure whether we are with or against the protagonists. The Sopranos, Dexter, 24 to name a few. In Sons of Anarchy we watch the main character, Jax, face the same alternating sense of self-loathing and duty to his club – we fall in and out of love with them as the series progresses. While there may be elements of the show that are tired, the storytelling is not and the cast draw us in, often surprising us, which makes this a show I can’t help but return to.

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In a January issue of The Guardian, music reporter

Alexandra Topping said that, “Last year saw the number of rock songs in the singles chart fall to its lowest level in half a century, with only three tracks appearing in the top 100 best-selling hits in the UK.” While no one can deny that acts such as Rhianna, One Direction and (shudder) Justin Bieber dominate both the singles charts and the dance-floors of Mono, I believe that Alexandra has missed the point of rock. Even in the early days of the charts, rock heavyweights such as Led Zeppelin never released any singles. Instead, bands had to (and, to an extent, still do) rely on album sales. While the days of making serious money through albums has come into question thanks to legal and illegal downloads, fans of bands such as Enter Shikari, Bring Me The Horizon and Lostprophets still buy albums for a more immersive experience, choosing to have an even mix of different kinds of songs rather than becoming

“Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards”The state of Rock in 2012MARTYN SIMPSON

“THERE IS A KIND OF ‘LULL’, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIG ROCK

MOVEMENT TO SHAKE UP THE MAINSTREAM MARKET”

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famous as a one-hit-wonder, as many contemporary pop artists (and X-Factor winners) could tell you.

Another area that rock bands excel in is live gigs and festivals, such as Download, Sonisphere and T in the Park. With this year’s Download festival featuring head-liners, The Prodigy, the reformed Black Sabbath and Metallica - who will play their best selling 1991 self-titled “Black” album in its entirety - organisers are expecting at least 150,000 fans over the three day festival. The indoor venues don’t fair too badly either; earlier in the year it was announced that You Me at Six - relative newcomers to the scene - will be playing the SECC in Glasgow in March, their only arena date on their entire upcoming UK tour. It’s a testament to how far this young band has come in the last five years. Merchandising also plays a big role in the income of many rock bands. Having a lot of band t-shirts myself, I can safely say, at around twenty quid each, the bands I am a fan of, such as Buckcherry and Alter Bridge, will not go short of money any time soon.

Although rock has permeated back into the mainstream in various ways, such as Matt Cardle’s version of Biffy Clyro’s “Many of Horror” and Glee’s cover of “Don’t Stop Believin’ (which I personally view as akin to murder), the problem which the mainstream press have with rock is that they view it to be on its last legs. While I agree with them that rock is not the dominant genre of music as of late, it is important to remember that rock has only been popular in the mainstream during the height of various rock movements. Punk, Grunge and Nu-Metal had all shown that rock can be popular amongst the masses. At the moment, it can be contested that there is a kind of rock ‘lull’, waiting for the next big rock movement to shake up the mainstream market. However, myself and other rock fans can take comfort knowing that no matter how little the genre sells in the mainstream, it will always be a good sign seeing a few hundred people singing “F**k you, I won’t do what you tell me!” in Mono on a Saturday night.

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Eleven seconds left. Game on the line. 31 yard field goal to take the

game to overtime, Billy Cundiff steps up, the ball is snapped, the ball sails wide left. The New England Patriots are heading back to the Superbowl. San Francisco 49ers and the New York Giants, game tied at 17 during overtime, 4th series of OT, Niners ball, Kyle Williams is back deep to receive, begins his return, fumbles the ball, Giants football. Eli & his Giants march down the field, David Tynes steps up for the game winning field goal. From 31 yards, it’s good, the New York Giants are returning to the Superbowl. So there we have it, Superbowl XLVI will feature the AFC Champion Patriots and the NFC Champion Giants. However, this isn’t the first time these two teams have met in the big game. In 2007, the undefeated New England Patriots hosted the NY Giants in Superbowl XLII, a game that is favoured by many fans and critics as being one of the best Superbowls of all time. The game was a defensive battle between two heavyweight franchises which resulted in a low scoring game. As cliché as it is, defense wins championships and it was certainly key to the Giant’s success in this game. Defensive Ends, Justin Tuck and Osi Unmenyiora, led the G-men’s defensive attack which pressured Brady and the Patriots’ Offensive line, allowing 5 sacks on the quarterback. Of course, the most memorable play of the game was David Tyree’s “miracle” catch early in the 4th quarter which initially changed the perspective of the game. It was Giants’ wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, that put the nail in the Patriots’ coffin with the game winning touchdown catch from quarterback, Eli Manning, with 39 seconds remaining in the game. Both of these teams met during the regular season and in a typical fashion, the game was decided with next to no time on the clock. The Giants walked away with the W that day, but they also left Tom Brady and the rest of the Pats with a bitter taste in their mouths. Both teams have high powered offenses which rely heavily on the passing game due to the arm of their quarterbacks. This makes matters worse for the opposing defense when each offense has weapons such as Rob Gronkowski, Aaron Hernandez, Hakeem Nicks and Victor Cruz. The New England Patriots 31st ranked defense has been criticised recently and rightly so, but under Coach Bill Belichick this unit has raised their game during this playoff run allowing only 30 points in the last two games. It is difficult to predict which way this game will go, both teams have undergone a lot of changes since the last SB meeting and approach the game differently on each side of the ball. The hype surrounding this game will be ridiculous, the atmosphere will be electric and both teams will be gunning for another ring. Tune into the action on February 5th at the Dundee Union where the Dundee Hurricanes will be hosting their annual Superbowl Party, an event not to be missed!

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Back to the Bowl!GREG SMITH

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Lets Get Physical!

If however, you have formed a fitness plan for yourself, always remember to stretch before and after any workout, so as to prevent any injuries. Also, try to drink water before, during and after any exercise. It is important to keep your body hydrated.

Within Dundee there are certain ways to keep active. Taking a yoga class (or a grueling bike class at ISE) will keep you trim or try jogging up the Law, just in time to see sunrise. If these don’t appeal to you, ditch the remote control and change the TV channels manually. Or do what I do- laugh those calories off. Thirty minutes of laughing in one day can burn up to 80 calories.

Remember, semester two offers you the opportunity to try a new sport; a chance to make friends, have fun and stay active. That selection box isn’t going to burn itself off!

Had too many selection boxes over Christmas? Consumed too much Moët (okay, sparkling wine) at New Year?

• Start your day by pushing the manual door on your way into lectures, refrain from entering via the automatic door.

• Proceed to take the stairs to your lecture theatre, not the lift.

• When out shopping, try to carry a basket instead of pushing a trolley. Doing this improves your upper and lower arm muscles.

• Buy a kite whilst out shopping; it’s a fun and easy way to burn some calories.

• Don’t drink a glass of water with your meals, this keeps you from feeling full and will make you hungrier.

• Helping your friends carry drinks back from the bar has the potential to burn six calories per minute. Drink up! (Although, be aware that alcohol is full of calories.)

• Refuse to use the dishwasher (no, not to enrage that flat mate you don’t get on with) instead, hand wash those dirty dishes. Doing this can burn two calories per minute.

• Remember that standing burns more calories than sitting.

• If you happen to be baking PEANUT BUTTER BROWNIES on page 7, mix those eggs with a wooden spoon and not an electric mixer. You can burn up to four calories per minute…and then consume them again with your tasty baking treats!

• Kick the lights off. A strange suggestion, yet pushing switches off with your toes is constructive for your core stability muscles.

• Always tie your shoelaces! Slip-on shoes do not work the thumb and finger flexor muscles, shoes with laces do.

• Shhh. Saying the word “shhh” tightens your stomach muscles, so keep telling others to be quiet.muscles, so keep telling others to be quiet.

Wanting to get fit after Christmas and actually getting fit are two different concepts. Losing weight and trying to be active prey

on most people’s minds after the festive season. So here are some easy tips on how to drop those extra few pounds…

Caption one. Editor about to go on a jog or something should be in this caption.

Caption two something should be said about this unconventional exer-cise method.

CLARE MCCAUGHEY

Give it a go - Round 2Wednesday 25th January was Give It A Go Round 2 - another opportunity for students to try any (or all!) of our 42 sports for free. But if you missed out, it’s not too late...

With participation and membership within the Sports’ Union at an all time high with a 31% rise in attendance at training sessions and an 18% rise in membership, in just one semester, there’s never been a better time to get involved in the Sports’ Union!! If you fancy getting involved in competitive sport, trying a new sport, getting fit, losing weight or making friends guaranteed to last beyond your University days, the Sports’ Union has a place for you.

Club contact details can be found on our website – www.sportsunion.dundee.ac.uk or in the Sports’ Union handbook which can be picked up from DUSA or the ISE. You can then fire the club an email, turn up to a training session or a social and when you want to join the club you can come and matriculate in the Sports’ Union office in the ISE every Friday between 12-4.

Team of the MonthHuge congratulations to Men’s Rugby 1st XV who were awarded Dundee University Sports Team of the Month Award after an impressive 19 games undefeated. The team dominated the BUCS tier 2 last year and gained promotion to tier 1 after a ‘perfect season’. Exceeding all expectations the boys have continued their undefeated reign and more than half way through the season are sitting 3 points clear at the top of the league. Earning themselves the opportunity to compete in the BUCS Premier League next season the boys have an incredible year and we wish them every luck with all future fixtures!

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Rising to the challengeDundee University Sport had an action packed first semester with huge successes in BUCS, national leagues and championships. It all kicked off with the first ever Warm Up Weekend at the end of August. This saw over 90 Dundee University Sport athletes attending a weekend of intense training and expert coaching, preparing to tackle the BUCS leagues with vigour and enthusiasm. The hard work paid off with Dundee’s ‘Fortress Riverside’ upholding it’s nickname with a complete set of wins in the first week of the season! Club successes continued with Men’s Basketball 1sts, Netball 1sts, Men’s and Women’s Rugby 1sts remaining undefeated in the BUCS leagues all semester. Men’s Hockey, Netball, Women’s Basketball successfully made it to the last 16 of the BUCS Trophy before unfortunately getting knocked out. Men’s Rugby are still in the last 16 with their next knockout match against Stirling University on the 29th January. Finally, Women’s Rugby have made it to the last 16 and Women’s Fencing the last 8 with some hugely impressive victories over reowned sporting Universities. Best of luck to Men’s and Women’s Rugby and Women’s Fencing in their future BUCS knockout matches. Ensuring the competitive successes of Dundee University Sport athletes across the board, Equestrian achieved an impressive 3rd place in their BUCS league; Ultimate Frisbee won a bronze at the BUCS indoor championships; Ski & Snowboard won 2 golds at the British University Dryslope Championships; Karate fought their way to a gold and silver medal at the Scottish Grand Prix and a silver at the Scottish National Championships; Rucksack won 3 medals at their first ever SSS Bouldering Championships; Trampoline won a gold and silver at the SSS Championships and 3 silvers at the Scottish National Championships; finally Cricket won the SSS Calendonian Indoor Regionals successfully taking them through to the next round.

Individual selections for Dundee University Sport athletes have also included three selections for the athletics UK University Internationals and a selection for the U20 6 Nations Scottish Team for a member of our Men’s Rugby 1st XV.

With the BUCS leagues unfinished and the BUCS Championships approaching, as well as numerous other local and national competitions, (and of course the elusive Varsity competition where Dundee hope to dominate Abertay for the 5th consecutive year) sport is not something to be missed this semester!

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Campus SportFollowing the hugely successful Oktoberfest in semester 1, campus sport is returning every week in February giving you more new sports and more chance to get involved!

Events are:Friday 3rd February – RoundersFriday 10th February – 4v4 VolleyballThursday 16th February – 5 a side footballThursday 23rd February – Dodgeball

For more information on all of these events and how to get involved visit our website (www.sportsunion.dundee.ac.uk) or our facebook page (www.facebook.com/sportsunion)

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Player Profile

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NAME : FRANCIS MUNNOCH AGE: 19 COURSE: PRODUCT DESIGNHOMETOWN: CULROSS

1. What sport do you partake in?Sailing.

2. Where do you train?Wednesday afternoons in the Tay at Broughty Ferry.

3. How do you socialise with your teammates?We go to our sponsor pub after sailing; there are plenty of themed nights out too (like Pub Golf).

4. Is it hard to have a balance between your studiesand your sport?Sometimes it’s hard, but I put my studies first.

5. What is the best part of being in the Sailing Club?

The good banter. It’s nice to get out sailing on the river and improve on the sport.

6. What influenced you to begin the sport?

I started it when I was younger. My dad influenced me hugely as he has a boat.

The winner of the last edition’s competition is Jennifer Gilmour who has won herself a Sports Union Beanie Hat. Well done Jennifer!

For your chance to win a Sports Union USB, answer the following question on our facebook page or, alternatively, on our newly launched website (www.themagdalen.co.uk).

What rival were the Dundee University Ladies Hockey Team drawn against in the BUCS Scottish Conference Cup Draw?

A. Aberdeen UniversityB. The University of EdinburghC. The University of StrathclydeD. Harvard University

Competition

Sports’ Union ElectionsEver fancied boosting your CV, justifying the hours spent dedicated to University Sport and getting involved with how sport is run at Dundee? The Sports’ Union Executive could be the perfect opportunity for you!!

There are seven positions available on the Sports’ Union Executive:

President (Sabbatical), Vice-President Sport, Vice-President Events, Honorary Secretary, Campus Sport Officer, Communications Officer and Transport Officer.

Each position provides the opportunity for you to get involved in the running and development of sport at this University, as well as enhancing the CV. If you are interested in any of the positions pop in to the Sports’ Union office to find out more information and pick up an election pack. Nominations close on Friday 24th February at 12pm. Elections will be held on 1st March in DUSA, make sure you have YOUR say in who runs YOUR Sports’ Union.

With the BUCS leagues unfinished and the BUCS Championships approaching, as well as numerous other local and national competitions, (and of course the elusive Varsity competition where Dundee hope to dominate Abertay for the 5th consecutive year) sport is not something to be missed this semester!

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