TenorLead

BariBass

When ev- er- life

leggiero

gets you down, keeps youwear ing- afrown, and the gra vy- train has left you be

Allegro rit.

hind. And when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and no-

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bo dy's- there to throw you a line. If you ev er- get so low that you don't

rit. Allegretto11

Oo,

know which way to go, come on and take a walk in my shoes. Ne ver- wor ry- 'bout a thing, got the

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oo, oo, oo, oo,

world on a string 'cos I've got the cure for all of my blues. I take a

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oo, oo, all of his blues.

Enormous PenisPaul Sabourin

Transcription by Gareth Hearne

As sung by Da Vinci's Notebook

3

3

33 3 3

3

3

look at my e nor- mous- pe nis- and my

Oo,

trou bles- start a mel- tin'- a way.-

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Bum, ba dum, bom, ba doo doo

Oo,

doo ba ohh-

ba ohh- bum,

I take a look at my e nor- mous- pe nis,- and the

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ba

ba

ohh

ooh

-

-

bum,

bum bum, Bum, ba dum, bup, ba doo ba- doo,

hap

Oo,

py- times are co min'- to stay. I got ta-

Dut,

sing and

dut,

a dance

dut.

when

dut,

I

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oo,

Oo,

beh oo,- beh. beh doo- a- oo,-

Dut,

bup,

dut,

ba

dut.

doo- doo,-

dut,

dut,

glance in

dut,

my pants,

dut,

a

dut,

and- the

dut,

fee ling's-

dut,

like a sun shin y- day. I take a

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dut,

bup,

dut, dut,

bup ba

dut,

ooh

dut,

bup,

dut,

sun shin- y- day, boo, doo, doo ma,- doo ba- da

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2

Tenor

Lead

Bari

Bass

Dah da da, pe nis,- oo

look at my e nor- mous pe nis,- and a ev- ery- thing is go in'- my way.

Dah da da, pe nis,- oo

doom ba doom, doo doo, pe nis,- beh oo boo dm, dm, dm b,- dm b,-

ba ooh- bah bah

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ba ooh- bah bah. Ber oo- ba- da- ber oo- ba- da-

ba oom- ba- da da,- da, ba, dm,

p

ba, doo m- dm,

334

3

3

3

To Quasi-Tpt.Quasi-Trumpet

To Whist.

Whistling

3 3

3

39

ber oo- ba- da- oo- ba- da- oo- ba- da,- ber oo- ba- da- ber oo- ba- da ber oo- ber ber,

d m,- ba ba- dm- dm dm dm dm dm ba oo- dm ba- dm,

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ber oo- ba- da- ber oo- ba- da- ber oo- ba- da- oo- ba- da- oo- ba- da,-

dm, ba doo- dm doo ba- da- dm, da d m- dm,

3

3 3 3

3 3 3 3 3

(notes only approximate here)

3 33 3 3

33

2

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ber oo- ba- da- ber oo- ba- da- ya blb- ya blb.-

dm, ba dm,- ba boo- doo- dm, ba dm,- ba ba- doo- dm, dm dm dm dm

shoo bi- doo- wah,

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shoo bi- doo- wah,

shoo bi- doo- wah,

dm, dm dm dm dm dm dm ba shoo bi- doo- wah, ba doo da, ba doo ba- dm

3 3 To T. Tenor

3

To L. Lead (quasi Louis Armstrong)

3 3 3 33

3 3

3 3

3 3 3

3

3

TenorLead

BariBass

Dah da da,

pe nis,-

Oo,

Dm

Dah

be- dm

da

be- dm

da,

dm be m- ba-

Oo,

dm dm dm be- doo dm

ba ooh- ba

I

ba,

take a look at my e nor- mous- pe nis- and my

Oo,

trou bles- start a mel- tin'- a way.

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ba

ba

ooh

ooh

-

-

ba,

ba be

ba

dm be- dm etc.

Oo,

ba ooh- ba.

I take a look at my e nor- mous- pe nis,- and the

Oo,

hap py- times are co min'- to stay.

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ba ooh- ba. Oo,

Dm, ba oom,- ba-

I got

dah

great big

dah

a mounts-

dah

in

dah

the

dah

place where

dah

it counts,

dah

a

dah

and- the

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dm beh ooh me- dm be-

dah

dm,

dah

ba

dah

oom boom,

dah dah

dm,

dah

dm,

dah

ba

dah

doo- ba- da-

3

3

3

50

3

3

3

dah

fee ling's-

dah,

like a sun shi- ny- day. I take a look

Dah

at my

da,

e nor-

da

mous-

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dah

dm

dah,

ba doo- doo ba- du pi- ta- dm

Dah

a- dm

da,

a- dm

da

dm

pe nis,- and a

Oo,

ev- ery- thing- is go in'- my way.

oo,

ev ery- thing- is go in'- my way.

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be oom- ba-

Oo,

dm dm dm dm etc.

oo,

oo,

ev ery- thing- is go in'- my way. a ev- ery- thing- is

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oo,

dm dm dm dm

go in'- my way! Yum!

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dm doo ba ba- doo- ba ba du pi- da- dm b- dm-

3

3

3

3

3

3

dm dm dm-ba dm dmdm dm dm dmbadmdm

3

2