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HOW TO USE THIS WORKBOOK ON ANEBOOK DEVICE
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Contents
Introduction
{ CHAPTER ONE }
Grammar Goofs
1. Incomplete Sentences2. Gone and Went
3. Phrasal Verbs4. Who/Whom
5. Compound Relative Pronouns6. Nominative/Objective/Possessive Pronouns
7. To/Too/Two8. Affect/Effect
9. Ending a Sentence with a Preposition10. Starting a Sentence with a Conjunction
11. Misplaced Modifiers12. Dangling Modifiers
13. Possessive Pronouns with Gerunds14. Dual Possession
15. Double Genitive16. Subjunctive Mood I: If I Were . . .
17. Subjunctive Mood II: I Demand That . . .18. May and Might
19. Get, Got, and Gotten20. Indefinite Pronouns: Each
21. Helping Verbs: To Have22. Helping Verbs: To Be
23. Helping Verbs: To Do24. Reflexive Pronouns: Myself
25. Double Negatives
{ CHAPTER TWO }
Punctuation Saves Lives
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26. Comma Usage
27. Comma Splice28. Apostrophes for Pluralization
29. Hyphens30. Capitalization
31. Quotation Marks32. Em Dash and En Dash
33. Ellipses34. Missing Accent Marks
35. Semicolons36. Possessives with Names Ending in S
37. Ending a Declarative Sentence with a Question Mark38. Colons
39. The Vocative Comma40. Pride Capitals
41. Scare Quotes42. Punctuation for Currency
43. Apostrophes for Holidays44. Run-On Sentences
45. Double Spaces After a Period
{ CHAPTER THREE }
Word to the Wise
46. Sex vs. Gender47. Weather vs. Climate
48. Like vs. Such As49. Irregardless
50. Set vs. Sit51. Lay vs. Lie
52. Unique53. Will vs. Shall
54. Than vs. Then55. Less vs. Fewer
56. Loose vs. Lose57. Literally
58. Number and Amount59. Could of/Should of/Would of
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60. A Lot vs. Alot
61. Weather vs. Whether vs. Wether62. Breath vs. Breathe
63. Comprise64. Everyday vs. Every Day
65. There/They’re/Their66. Etc. vs. Ext.
67. Historic/Historical68. Between vs. Among
69. That/Which/Who70. Its and It’s
71. Whose and Who’s72. Your and You’re
73. i.e. and e.g.74. A While and Awhile
{ CHAPTER FOUR }
High Style
75. Order of Adjectives
76. Further vs. Farther77. Accept vs. Except
78. Redundancies79. Clichés
80. Jargon81. Singular “They”
82. Differences Between American English and British English83. Contranyms
84. Gendered Professions85. Religions and Their Adherents
86. Writing Numbers87. “Verbing” and “Nouning”
88. Comparatives89. Superlatives
90. Feel Good vs. Feel Well91. Parallel Structure
92. Better Than He/Him93. Active Voice vs. Passive Voice
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94. Number Agreement
95. Orient, Orientate, and Oriental96. Among/Amongst and While/Whilst
97. Discourse Markers98. Demonstratives
99. Split Infinitives100. Indeterminate Personal Pronoun Usage
Parts of Speech Cheat Sheet
Punctuation Cheat Sheet50 Substitutions for Long-Winded Phrases
GlossaryResources
About the Author
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{ INTRODUCTION }
I once made a mistake in another language that made the national news. Ihad been living in West Java (a province of Indonesia) to study music, andI went to a music party at the provincial governor’s house. Most peoplewere sitting on the floor, as was the norm. I was leaning against a wallnear the musicians so I could study what they were doing; I was also tryingto be as inconspicuous as a redheaded white girl could be in SoutheastAsia. The governor invited me to sit in a chair, as a foreign guest, but Ipolitely declined, telling him in my allegedly fluent Indonesian that Iwould rather lean against the wall . . . or so I thought. In fact, I told himand everyone around me that I would prefer to cry out! The two words thatI used were separated by a single letter: bersandar vs. bersangar. I canstill hear not only their raucous laughter ringing in my ears, but also mymistake repeated over and over. If only there hadn’t been a reporter in theroom!
English has so many words that are separated by a single letter. If youhave ever struggled with effect and affect, further and farther, or than andthen, I can assure you that you are in great company. This book is yoursecret decoder ring: a quick and easy reference tool that will help youremember everything from whether to double the consonant in the pasttense of cancel (spoiler: don’t) to knowing the difference between who andwhom.
I wrote this book because I am not just a college professor; I am also afriend, colleague, mom, and person who wants all English speakers to beable to speak and write with clarity and confidence. Inside this book,you’ll find 100 of the most common mistakes in grammar, punctuation,vocabulary, and style. My goal is for you to be (metaphorically, at least)running toward clarity, rather than running from murkiness. Leave yourtragic mistakes behind and, with apologies to William Shakespeare, let slipthe dogs of grammar!
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{ CHAPTER ONE }
Grammar Goofs
Most of us learned proper grammar when we were young. But, overthe years, mistakes turn into bad habits, which turn into fodder formockery from the grammar sticklers in our lives. These errors areamong the most common you’ll find.
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1. Incomplete SentencesIt’s important to remember: “When a sentence is incomplete.” Um, what?When a sentence is incomplete, no one knows what you’re talking about.A half-finished sentence makes for a half-baked thought.
INCORRECT
• Whether the stolen shirt was in her purse.• As if they hadn’t flirted already!• No way he could eat any more.
CORRECT
Most incomplete sentences are linked to a sentence either before or afterthe incomplete phrase in question. Adding “The security guard wanted tosee” to “whether the stolen shirt was in her purse” transforms anincomplete sentence about a stolen shirt into a perfectly understandablecomplete sentence.
MEMORY TIP
Every complete sentence needs a subject—the person, place, thing, or ideathat is doing or being something—and a predicate (which finishes an ideaabout the subject).
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{ CHAPTER TWO }
Punctuation Saves Lives
It’s amazing how one little mark can change the entire meaning of asentence. And while we hope you’ll never be in a situation in which apunctuation error will endanger your life, it may make you feel as ifyou’ve died from embarrassment.
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26. Comma UsageSprinkling commas through one’s writing as if they were candy is not agood practice. Similarly, withholding said “candy” leaves one’s readersgalloping too fast through the field of prose without a chance to breathe.Commas add rhythm and beauty, not to mention clarity, to one’s writtenideas.
INCORRECT
• The book, was lying right there; it needed to be finished.• My friends Roderick and Anna were getting married.• At first we wanted to eat but, we went home instead.
CORRECT
Many writers place commas wherever you might pause naturally whenspeaking. That’s often fine, but there are specific rules to follow, andthey’re worth learning. Use a comma to separate independent clauseswhen they’re joined by a conjunction (and, but, for, or, nor, so, yet). “Atfirst we wanted to eat, but we went home instead.” Use a pair of commasmid-sentence to set off clauses, phrases, and words that aren’t essential.“My friends, Roderick and Anna, were getting married.” Use commas toseparate items in a series. “Buy apples, oranges, and bananas.” Use acomma after an introductory clause, phrase, or word that comes before themain clause. “If I have time, I would really like to learn to play the banjo.”Commas should never appear between a verb and its subject, as in “Thebook, was lying right there.”
FUN FACT
Mention the Oxford comma at your peril! People have strong feelingsabout it, and this is often a result of their training. Journalists are taughtnever to use it. The Oxford comma, otherwise known as the serial comma,is the final comma in a series that comes before the word and or or. “Buyapples, oranges, and bananas” uses the Oxford comma. You’ll never bewrong if you use it, and you’ll avoid troubling sentences such as “I invitedmy parents, Joseph Stalin and Mayor Susan Smith.”
QUIZ
Where would you place commas in this sentence?
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My friend Billy, who hates grammar quizzes, failed the grammar quiz.
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