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{FES?8R enfers , Jooking for Lotte, }

FESTER

$torm's passed. Think I'll get a little moon.(calling into *he datk void)

Ladies, he1lo,tThe FEMAIE eNCESTARS appear, asbathing beautjes with parasols.i

Yoo hoo, 'r'rhere are you hiding?are you playing with me, my

only one?{The MAON enters , shyJy. )

There you are! Look al her. Lovely, is she not? And sofar away. Yes, in matters of lave, my dears, distance isour friend. Closeness? No thank you. Quarter of a millionmiles ahray - that's a good distance fcr romance. We neverfight, each uraning is a heartbreaking separation...

gEMAtE A$CESTORS

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T"ESTER

.. -Each meeting - a happy reunion.

T'EMAIE A}ICESTORS(Awww !)

(The LADIES part, reveal:ng FESTER in a

J92A's styJe bathing suit, andstrumming hrs banjo-lele. He -looks up atthe moon and sings to he::--J

#17 THE MOON A$TD ME

FESTERWHEN THE DAYTIGHT ENDS

AND THE MOON ASCENDS

I WOULD RATHER BE

JUS? THE MOON AND ME

WHEN I FEEL HER PULL

THEN MY HEART IS FULLAND TF{E NIGHT ]S SOFTTY S'{EETIY CALLING,

"FESTER, LoOK AND SEE"LA iA LA LA LA I,A

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TESTER tCON',T)I,A LA tA ].ALA IA ],4 TA tAIT'S A DREAM THAT'S COMING TRUE

WHEN THE MOON SAYS UI IOVE YOU''(The FEMAT8 AJVCESfORS srng bettjnd

FESTER naw.)THOUGH IIM TOLD IT'S WRONG

WHAN I SING MY SONG

SHB ACCEPTS, SHE ATTENDS

SHE BELIEVES, SHE BEFRIENDS

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FESTSR E F'E}'ALE AISCESTORS

IT'S A DREAM THAT'S COMING TRUE

WHEN THE MOON SAYS ''I ],OVE YOU''TESTERHOW iT CAN FEELWHEN LOVX IS REAL

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FESTER & FEMAIE AI{CESIOR$LA LA LA LA ],A LALA tA LA LALA LA LA LA LA1T'S A DRBAH THATIS COMING TRUB

WHEN T!18 MOON SAYS ''T IOVE YOU"IT'S A DREAM THATIS COMING TRUE

WHEN TTIE MOON SAYS

FE}'ALE A$CSSTOR$NI LOVE YOU'I

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I.I'CASThen you'Il be the last thing f ever see,

lrEDNESDAY

That is sohct..

{LUCAS runs ta the tree, apple on hjshead. tfEDtdESDAy aims, blindly. TheASCE'STOfiS epter. J

r.ucAsReady !

fffgDNESnAY fires .her crossbcn. fn S.[0-MO t'Matrix" rhythm, tie AJVCfrSfOfiS gujdethe arrow to sp|it tbe apple. Then backto narmaf speed, as IUCAS screans.,l

HEDTiIESOEY

Omigcd !

{5}:e tears tie blindf ald of f , [o seeLUCAS unhurt. )

TUCAS

Gotcha. Nor'r will you inarry me?

FEDNESNAY

Oho yesr Lewis. A thousand times yes.

LUCAS

Lucas. -Lucas.

WEDNESDAY

Colcha !

fshe runs, he happily ehases her off.MAL appears frcsm bei:jnd tJ:e tree thrownby vthat he's jusL ieard, lilot* FESfERappears. )

rE$TERDid you hear that?

(MaJ nads)The boy icas willing to die for love.

(then)Hard to believe he's 1'gilr son.

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{in awe and envy)He rras so happy.

FgSfERRemember thai? Bei.ng happy?

MetYeah, trlhat happened?

FESTERYou've t.urned inlo an unfeeling, rigid, selfish controlfreak.

MAtFesLer youfre a wise person. How can I fix this? What doI do?

TESTERDonrt worry, 1t wi]l come to you.

fFgS?E'fi s:gnals off stage.)

MAL

I wasn'l al-ways this way" I was happy-go*lucky once. I toldjokes and played the guitar and slept unt.il noon. But thenyou get a rorife and a kid and a morlgage...

{ALICE appears, Ma} stops wien he seeshor ItteL - /

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Keep going.

But what do I say?

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FESTERJust remernber how you felt the firsL tine you saw her,

iFesfer Jeaves, taking aJl tfteAIVCES?ORS evjtj: hin, MAL stares atALICE. ALICE wa:. ts. ?J:en,finaTly-')

(HopefulJy)Alice. Itrs Mal.

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S'EMALE ANCE$TORS: {ohh l)

FE$TER:...Each meeting - a happy reunion.

FEMALE ANCESTOR$: (Awww!)

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