why darth vader hates facebook

In the Planet

Manchurion…

Dumbos!! What took U so Long to see my tweet??

Errr… We were chatting on Spaceb…

…on Spacebitto Orb. Fighting the GoddamnJedis…

The What Orb???

The Spacebitto Orb. The one on the 248th Sector…

Very well then. Time to kick the asses of the Naboo losers!

Tweet all of the dumb clones and assemble ‘em! Its, WAR baby!!!

Okie Dokes!

That Was Close!!

Whatta Loser!!!

Should Check Google

Galaxy for Spacebitto!

And So…

Dude…

What??!

Did we Overdo it on

Spacebook??!…

Nahhh! Its was that Nitwit!!

Zoooooooooooinnn…..

oooooinnnng…….

Your Highness!!

Yes, Its me Dumbvader!!

I heard it alright!

Troops Ready?

Yes, Your Highness.

Last time, the guy puked all over while

on Spaceship

Take tissue and a Vomit bag with ya!

Will do, Your Highness!

That Old piece of Sh…

Did you call me Dumbvader??

No,Your Highness!!

Hmmm… Alright then, poke me after ya finish

with it…

And So…

Baaahhh… Can anything

be more Repulsive???

!

Surrender, Queen Padme!!! We

caught you by surprise!! Ha ha

ha…

That Reminds me the Pointy

Eared Guy in Startrek!

Do You think So??

WHAAAA…

AAAAAAAAA…

AAAAAAAAAAAA…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT ??!!!!!

Holy Mother of Kamino! How on Naboo did you get these guys here ??!!!!!

Well, 3 Naboo-Days Ago…

ZOOM!!!!

Baaaahhh!!!!

In the Planet

Tandoorion…

That Son of a.. Set Us up and chatting over

SB*… I am gonna

…rape his Farm with my Mafia...

…and Kill his Sheep…

…murder his Horses…

…Break his barn…

…screw his pigs…

…and fry his ducks…

…crap his chicken…

…burn his trees…

…and the Ms.Ugly…

…Wait till I Strike!!!

Agaaaaaaaaaa….

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiin…

Hey, Who the Hell turned Down the Lights???!!

The Empire Will Strike Back Again!!!