man and woman

1FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up

2 Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if

you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before

helping around the house

3Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be

on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!!

5 Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over

"Nothing"

6 That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a

man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding

how and when you will pay for your mistake

7Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is

thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of

the room slowly.

8Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This

will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer

to nottıng

MAN

1FINE

It's fine... no really. Don't try to read more into it.

2Nothing

Nothing is wrong. Or... he's not thinking about anything. Men are zen creatures. They truly can be thinking about nothing. More often, though, a man is thinking about something

stupid (like pondering the reason why women love shopping) or dangerous (like wondering

what other hot girls look like naked) and knows better than to share it with you.

3 Go ahead

Really. Go ahead. Have a night out with your girls or whatever. Your man looks forward to having some peace and quiet while hanging out with his

friends and the football.

3 Go ahead

4Whatever

Guys say this in retaliation. They know how annoying it is when women use this word, so guys use it back, like a

really annoying parrot.

5That’s Okay

Really, it's okay. I've already forgotten whatever it was. Could you move to the left side a little? You're blocking the tv.

6I'M SORRY

Guys don't really know what these words mean. To guys, "I'm sorry" is some kind of

magical voodoo phrase like "Abracadabra" or "hocus pocus" that has the amazing ability to make women quit arguing and stop being a talking machine ! They pass this knowledge

down to each new generation in a secret ritual of manhood. What did you think we were

really doing on father-son activities, anyway?

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