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  • 1.1 FINE This is the word women use toend an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

2. 2Five MinutesIf she is getting dressed, this is half anhour.Five minutes is only five minutes ifyou have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house 3. 3 NothingThis is the calm before the storm. Thismeans "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". 4. 4Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission,DONT DO IT!! 5. 5Loud SighAlthough not actually a word, the loud sigh isnon verbal statement often misunderstood bymen. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting hertime standing here and arguing with you over"Nothing" 6. 6Thats Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to aman. "Thats Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake 7. 7ThanksThis is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say youre welcome and back out of the room slowly. 8. 8Dont worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning thisis something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. Thiswill later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response referto nottng 9. MAN 10. 1FINEIts fine... no really. Dont try to read more into it. 11. 2NothingNothing is wrong. Or... hes not thinking about anything. Men are zen creatures. They trulycan be thinking about nothing. More often, though, a man is thinking about somethingstupid (like pondering the reason why womenlove shopping) or dangerous (like wondering what other hot girls look like naked) andknows better than to share it with you. 12. 3Go ahead Really. Go ahead. Have a night outwith your girls or whatever. Your manlooks forward to having some peace and quiet while hanging out with his friends and the football. 13. 4 WhateverGuys say this in retaliation. They know how annoying it is when women use this word, so guys use it back, like areally annoying parrot. 14. 5 Thats Okay Really, its okay. Ive already forgottenwhatever it was. Could you move to theleft side a little? Youre blocking the tv. 15. 6 IM SORRYGuys dont really know what these words mean. To guys, "Im sorry" is some kind ofmagical voodoo phrase like "Abracadabra" or "hocus pocus" that has the amazing ability tomake women quit arguing and stop being atalking machine ! They pass this knowledgedown to each new generation in a secret ritualof manhood. What did you think we werereally doing on father-son activities, anyway? 16. Begm 0532