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BY POWERPOINT

FACES OF DEATH

##deathbypowerpoint

warning what you are about to see following may scare the crap out of you! These examples are of real life incidents involving real people in real situations across the nation and world! this epidemic is sweeping the globe and must be stopped!

Parental Advisory Explicit Content

The New Yorker magazine states that according to Microsoft estimates, there are more than 30 million PowerPoint presentations made each day.

http://www.thinkoutsidetheslide.com/are-we-wasting-250-million-per-day-due-to-bad-powerpoint/

LOOK LIKE?

WHAT DOESdeath by

PowerPoint

this...LIKE

@shellshagram

I'm fed up with useless

#presentations #deathbypowerpoint

Compulsory annual briefings make my brain hurt #fuckwork #deathbypowerpoint#university

#socialwork #law

#socialpolicy #lecture #

deathbypowerpoint

I'm fed up with useless

#presentations #deathbypowerpoint

Compulsory annual briefings make my brain hurt #fuckwork #deathbypowerpoint

@nicholsba

#university #socialwork

#law

#socialpolicy #lecture #

deathbypowerpoint#navycareercounselorsympossium #navy

#memphis #alldaylong #deathbypowerpoint

I'm fed up with useless

#presentations #deathbypowerpoint

Compulsory annual briefings make my brain hurt #fuckwork #deathbypowerpoint#university

#socialwork #law

#socialpolicy #lecture #

deathbypowerpoint#navycareercounselorsympossium #navy

#memphis #alldaylong #deathbypowerpointGreat message, but also #deathbypowerpoint.

@billselak

Dude gives students a sticker if they do something "outstanding"... what is this?

Kindergarten? #deathbypowerpointIf the lights go down so do I #DeathByPowerPointI shoulda been a rapper. #PowerPoint #Graduation

@chief_of_waco

Dude gives students a sticker if they do something "outstanding"... what is this?

Kindergarten? #deathbypowerpointIf the lights go down so do I #DeathByPowerPointI shoulda been a rapper. #PowerPoint #Graduation Redovising :"( #nervösa #powerpoint #tänkertalivetavmig

@idaanordlander

Dude gives students a sticker if they do something "outstanding"... what is this?

Kindergarten? #deathbypowerpointIf the lights go down so do I #DeathByPowerPointI shoulda been a rapper. #PowerPoint #Graduation Redovising :"( #nervösa #powerpoint #tänkertalivetavmig

Somebody fucking save me... Nothing like a health and wellness class at 8am.... #deathbypowerpoint #fuckingdying

Lecture boredom... #powerpoint #soshit #tired #bored #lecture #sleep

#timeforadrink #thinkso

@brennanpagels

Dude gives students a sticker if they do something "outstanding"... what is this?

Kindergarten? #deathbypowerpointIf the lights go down so do I #DeathByPowerPointI shoulda been a rapper. #PowerPoint #Graduation Redovising :"( #nervösa #powerpoint #tänkertalivetavmig

Somebody fucking save me... Nothing like a health and wellness class at 8am.... #deathbypowerpoint #fuckingdying

Lecture boredom... #powerpoint #soshit #tired #bored #lecture #sleep

#timeforadrink #thinksoI wanted just One m

oré week of

#springbreak! #powerpoint#presentat

ion

@haazzell

Dude gives students a sticker if they do something "outstanding"... what is this?

Kindergarten? #deathbypowerpointIf the lights go down so do I #DeathByPowerPointI shoulda been a rapper. #PowerPoint #Graduation Redovising :"( #nervösa #powerpoint #tänkertalivetavmig

Somebody fucking save me... Nothing like a health and wellness class at 8am.... #deathbypowerpoint #fuckingdying

Lecture boredom... #powerpoint #soshit #tired #bored #lecture #sleep

#timeforadrink #thinksoI wanted just One m

oré week of

#springbreak! #powerpoint#presentat

ion

@jariglez11

My ass was caught slippin lol #powerpoint #naptime

It blows tryna stay awake in this

class for work.. #DeathByPowerPointBored in training. Death by power point. #bored #powerpoint

@darealjayrock

Beautiful day outside and I'm in this joint!

#Meeting #DeathByPowerPoint #SaveMe

It blows tryna stay awake in this

class for work.. #DeathByPowerPointBored in training. Death by power point. #bored #powerpoint Beautiful day outside and I'm in this joint!

#Meeting #DeathByPowerPoint #SaveMeSitting in the dark making faces

#deathbypowerpoint

@krishanalynn

It blows tryna stay awake in this

class for work.. #DeathByPowerPointBored in training. Death by power point. #bored #powerpoint Beautiful day outside and I'm in this joint!

#Meeting #DeathByPowerPoint #SaveMeSitting in the dark making faces

#deathbypowerpoint Meus queridos alunos! Sintam-se vingados!

Hj foi o MEU DIA DE APRESENTAR TRABALHO! #presentation #test #strictu

@claytonyogui

#deathbypowerpoint #boredashell Saving someone one SABC class at a time....

#safeteystandown #deathbypowerpoint

@ianrogers91

#deathbypowerpoint #boredashell Saving someone one SABC class at a time....

#safeteystandown #deathbypowerpoint

4 hour #childbirthclass on a Saturday morning...terrible choice. #deathbypowerpoint

@co_jo

#deathbypowerpoint #boredashell Saving someone one SABC class at a time....

#safeteystandown #deathbypowerpoint

4 hour #childbirthclass on a Saturday morning...terrible choice. #deathbypowerpoint After SGT talks for 10 mins and gives up and finally just throws on a powerpoint #deathbypowerpoint #death #powerpoint

@achilles_92

@pipopips_23

#deathbypowerpoint #boredashell Saving someone one SABC class at a time....

#safeteystandown #deathbypowerpoint

4 hour #childbirthclass on a Saturday morning...terrible choice. #deathbypowerpoint After SGT talks for 10 mins and gives up and finally just throws on a powerpoint #deathbypowerpoint #death #powerpoint

3.5 hours more of this 12hrs shift. Suddenly.... mandatory meeting @ 1300 *_* #DEATHbyPOWERPOINT!!

@ayeyotb

#deathbypowerpoint #boredashell Saving someone one SABC class at a time....

#safeteystandown #deathbypowerpoint

4 hour #childbirthclass on a Saturday morning...terrible choice. #deathbypowerpoint After SGT talks for 10 mins and gives up and finally just throws on a powerpoint #deathbypowerpoint #death #powerpoint

3.5 hours more of this 12hrs shift. Suddenly.... mandatory meeting @ 1300 *_* #DEATHbyPOWERPOINT!!Somebody come get me out thes

e damn

briefings! #boredashell#deathbypowerpoint

@thunda671

#deathbypowerpoint #boredashell Saving someone one SABC class at a time....

#safeteystandown #deathbypowerpoint

4 hour #childbirthclass on a Saturday morning...terrible choice. #deathbypowerpoint After SGT talks for 10 mins and gives up and finally just throws on a powerpoint #deathbypowerpoint #death #powerpoint

3.5 hours more of this 12hrs shift. Suddenly.... mandatory meeting @ 1300 *_* #DEATHbyPOWERPOINT!!Somebody come get me out thes

e damn

briefings! #boredashell#deathbypowerpointDrivers Training. #deathbypowerpoint #boringasfuk

madness:HOW TO STOP THE

R.I.P.with:

Resuscitate

@kellyanncolvill

#1 Revive your #presentation fromits deadly #bullets and #Clipart.

#1 Revive your #presentation fromits deadly #bullets and #Clipart.

@ambitious_tooty

#2 Breathe life back into your #slides by breaking up the #content and...

#1 Revive your #presentation fromits deadly #bullets and #Clipart.

#2 Breathe life back into your #slides by breaking up the #content and...

@toddsbitch

#3 Bring your #PowerPoint #presentation back to life!

Inject

@emilykerrx

#1 Introduce and #engage yourself

to new elements of your subject.

#1 Introduce and #engage yourself

to new elements of your subject.

@xlimexballsx

#2 Inject those #elements into your #presentation to give it meaning.

#1 Introduce and #engage yourself

to new elements of your subject.

@ohohtimo

#2 Inject those #elements into your #presentation to give it meaning.#3 Proper #design treatment will produce an #Empowering #Presentation!

Prevail

#1 Influence and be #effective when #presenting your slides.

@coryjim

@johngarcia

#1 Influence and be #effective when #presenting your slides.

#2 Get current and #connected with your #audience and topic.

#1 Influence and be #effective when #presenting your slides.

#2 Get current and #connected with your #audience and topic.#3 Prove to be #superior in #strength, #power and #influence.

@coryjim

Remember...and

Preventionis better than the

Cure! ““

Save yourself from #DeathbyPowerPoint and...

@coryjim

Save yourself from #DeathbyPowerPoint and...GET AN #EMPOWEREDPRES

@coryjim

PREVENT

BY POWERPOINT

Faces of Death

#GUNCONTROL #FACEOFCLIMATE

#TRAVELTIPSTOHAWAII

#1WOMAN

#DOOMSDAY#2MILLIONVIEWSLATER

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