10 hilarious marketing jokes

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10 hilarious marketing jokes

What is the biggest problem with marketing trampolines?

What is the biggest problem with marketing trampolines?

BOUNCE RATE!

Why is Air-Sea Rescue’s website so successful?

Why is Air-Sea Rescue’s website so successful?

IT’S OPTIMISED FOR SEARCH!

Why was the happy museum worker good at writing website copy?

Why was the happy museum worker good at writing website copy?

HE WAS ACONTENT CURATOR!

A marketer phoned me and said I should watch Die Hard.

A marketer phoned me and said I should watch Die Hard.

IT WAS ACALL TO ACTION!

What was the marketer doing on the plane?

What was the marketer doing on the plane?

BLUE SKY THINKING!

How do you reach a niche audience?

How do you reach a niche audience?

PAY-PER-CLIQUE!

Why is Jonny Wilkinson's website so successful?

Why is Jonny Wilkinson's website so successful?

IT HAS A HIGH CONVERSION RATE!

Why did the stiff letterbox inspire the postman to take up marketing?

Why did the stiff letterbox inspire the postman to take up marketing?

IT MADE HIM PUSH THE ENVELOPE!

Why did the dairy owner not like the marketing manager's idea?

Why did the dairy owner not like the marketing manager's idea?

SHE WANTED TO REDUCE CHURN!

What does a locksmith look for in marketing?

What does a locksmith look for in marketing?

KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS!

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