10 hilarious marketing jokes

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10 hilarious marketing jokes

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10 hilarious marketing jokes

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What is the biggest problem with marketing trampolines?

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What is the biggest problem with marketing trampolines?

BOUNCE RATE!

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Why is Air-Sea Rescue’s website so successful?

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Why is Air-Sea Rescue’s website so successful?

IT’S OPTIMISED FOR SEARCH!

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Why was the happy museum worker good at writing website copy?

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Why was the happy museum worker good at writing website copy?

HE WAS ACONTENT CURATOR!

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A marketer phoned me and said I should watch Die Hard.

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A marketer phoned me and said I should watch Die Hard.

IT WAS ACALL TO ACTION!

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What was the marketer doing on the plane?

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What was the marketer doing on the plane?

BLUE SKY THINKING!

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How do you reach a niche audience?

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How do you reach a niche audience?

PAY-PER-CLIQUE!

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Why is Jonny Wilkinson's website so successful?

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Why is Jonny Wilkinson's website so successful?

IT HAS A HIGH CONVERSION RATE!

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Why did the stiff letterbox inspire the postman to take up marketing?

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Why did the stiff letterbox inspire the postman to take up marketing?

IT MADE HIM PUSH THE ENVELOPE!

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Why did the dairy owner not like the marketing manager's idea?

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Why did the dairy owner not like the marketing manager's idea?

SHE WANTED TO REDUCE CHURN!

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What does a locksmith look for in marketing?

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What does a locksmith look for in marketing?

KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS!

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