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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Find the Zoo animal to discover the answer to our hilarious dad jokes... 1. LEMURS What’s more amazing than a talking lemur? 2. GORILLAS How does an ape make his toast? 3. PYGMY HIPPOS How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want? 4. SPIDER MONKEYS What kind of a key opens a banana? 5. ELEPHANTS Why don’t elephants use computers? 6. BUTTERFLIES Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? 7. ORANG-UTANS Why do orang-utans have big nostrils? 8. GIRAFFE Why do giraffe have long legs? 9. ZEBRA What’s black and white and red all over? 10. KOALAS Why aren’t koalas actual bears? 11. WOMBATS What do you get if you cross a wombat with an alien? 12. KANGAROOS What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? 13. BABOONS What is a baboon’s favourite biscuit? 14. LIONS Why are lions called lions? 15. SNOW LEOPARD What do you call a snow leopard using a photocopier? 16. TIGERS On which side does a tiger have most stripes? 17. GIANT TORTOISE What kind of photos does a tortoise take? 18. FROGS What happened when the frog’s car broke down? 19. SNAKES What did the snake give to his wife? 20. LIZARDS What do lizards wear to the beach? 21. PLATYPUS What did the platypus say when it bought lipstick? 22. SEALS Why do the zoo’s seal keepers ask their animals to check their work? 23. PENGUINS What do penguins wear on their heads? 24. RED PANDAS Did you hear about the party at the zoo? FATHER’S DAY D A D J O KE T RIAL 24 Trail

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Find the Zoo animal to discover the answer to our hilarious dad jokes...1. LEMURS What’s more amazing than a talking lemur?

2. GORILLAS How does an ape make his toast?

3. PYGMY HIPPOS How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?

4. SPIDER MONKEYS What kind of a key opens a banana?

5. ELEPHANTS Why don’t elephants use computers?

6. BUTTERFLIES Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?

7. ORANG-UTANS Why do orang-utans have big nostrils?

8. GIRAFFE Why do giraffe have long legs?

9. ZEBRA What’s black and white and red all over? 10. KOALAS Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

11. WOMBATS What do you get if you cross a wombat with an alien?

12. KANGAROOS What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

13. BABOONS What is a baboon’s favourite biscuit?

14. LIONS Why are lions called lions?

15. SNOW LEOPARD What do you call a snow leopard using a photocopier?

16. TIGERS On which side does a tiger have most stripes?

17. GIANT TORTOISE What kind of photos does a tortoise take?

18. FROGS What happened when the frog’s car broke down?

19. SNAKES What did the snake give to his wife?

20. LIZARDS What do lizards wear to the beach?

21. PLATYPUS What did the platypus say when it bought lipstick?

22. SEALS Why do the zoo’s seal keepers ask their animals to check their work?

23. PENGUINS What do penguins wear on their heads?

24. RED PANDAS Did you hear about the party at the zoo?

FATHER’S DAY

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