10 things to drive your scrum master crazy
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You want to drive your ScrumMaster crazy here is my recipe ;)TRANSCRIPT
10 things to drive your ScrumMaster crazy
Marc Löffler (@scrumphony)
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That‘s me
Certified Scrum Professional
Agile Coach
Twitter addicted
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No. 1Keep doing tasks that are not
part of the sprint backlog.
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No. 2Hide your impediments. They
will for sure vanish on their own.
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No. 3Don’t talk to the PO during the
sprint. Never.
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No. 4Ignore the definition of DONE when finishing your tasks and
backlog items.
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No. 5Stand in front of the sprint backlog
and say “I’ve nothing to do” or “None of the tasks are for me”
(even better if 90% of the tasks are still open).
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No. 6Prepare for the Sprint Review 5
minutes before it starts.
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No. 7Don’t split your tasks into
smaller ones even if you know they will take the whole sprint.
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No. 8Be late, always.
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No. 9Ask the ScrumMaster
continuously which task you should do next.
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No. 10Disturb any scrum meeting by
starting multiple additional discussions on different topics or
phoning somebody.
Thanks for your attention
Marc Löffler
http://www.scrumphony.com
Twitter: @scrumphony
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