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LIST OF CHARACTERS CHARACTER NAME AND OCCUPATION CHARACTER DESCRIPTION

PROFESSOR ALBERTA NEWTON

Biology Professor

The beautiful Alberta Newton is the penultimate absent minded professor. Inquire about science and she’ll blow you away with her intellect, inquire about anything else, well…she’s an average Jane.

SAM CHAWPALOT

Butcher

If you looked up narcissism in the dictionary, Sam Chawpalot’s picture would be plastered by the description. Sam is the friendly self-loving neighborhood butcher with a slight over-exaggeration problem.

LONDON WILTON

Heiress

London Wilton is new to Anonville as she is visiting the town to determine where to build her next extravagant hotel. Everyone is growing tired of the media exposing London Wilton’s troubles…especially the townspeople of Anonville! Egotistical & spoiled are the two words that sum up this wild child!

DR. DOCTOR DIJON

Neurosurgeon

Is there a doctor in the house? Yes, of course! It’s Dr. Doctor Dijon! He’s the one to tell you to eat an apple a day…except it won’t keep him far away as he’s only 3 inches from your face when he’s speaking to you! This close-talking behavior is surprising since the good doc has an intense fear of germs!

MS. SHUGGA ANN FLOWER

Pastry Chef

Oh, the delicacies that this sweet baker can create! Ms. Shugga Ann Flower is the finest pastry chef in all of Anonville! When she bakes, the sugary aroma travels to the edges of town. The townspeople flock to her bakery to get a bite of her ‘tasties!’

MAYOR PAUL A. TISSHON

Mayor

There are two sides to Mayor Paul A. Tisshon…and only one of them you would ever care to be on! If you have something to offer Paul, he’s the nicest man you’ll ever meet. However, if you cross him, his mean spirits will rise to the occasion to greet you.

MISS RITA

BOOKADAY

Librarian

Miss Rita Bookaday is not your typical librarian! She’s silly, young, and broke with an aura of mischief surrounding her. Rita is rather unpredictable… that is, unless she’s offering you a helping hand at the local library.

ALBY STITCHIN

Tailor

Ouch! Well, that is what most of Alby Stitchin’s customers are saying nowadays, anyway! This clumsy chap bit off more than he could chew when he decided to be a tailor as he has a huge problem of turning his clients into unwilling pin cushions!

COUGAR FOREST

Golfer

Cougar Forest is a tiger on the golf course, but in person, he’s just a mere kitten. He’s shy and reserved but Cougar’s Spanish accent is more than enough to win over the ladies…that is, until he does one of his annoying yet infamous cougar impersonations.

MISTER CRIMSON

Local Celebrity

Mister Crimson is the most handsome and charismatic man you will ever see on TV! On camera, he’s the perfect gentleman – ideal in every way – someone you’d love to rush home to meet mom & dad. But off camera, he is nothing but a lazy couch potato with the most outrageous and appalling manners you’ve ever seen. Ladies, this is one package you don’t want to open!

PRINCIPAL AMETHYST

High School

Principal

Is it Principal Amethyst or Principal Loony? Well, the latter is what the kids not so lovingly nicknamed her at Anonville High school behind her back. Teens beware: rumor has it that not everyone that gets sent to Principal Amethyst’s office makes it back to class…ever again!

CHIEF C. R. BADGES

Police Chief

You would never guess that such a meager self-questioning man could climb his way into such a high ranking position with the police force! Chief C.R. Badges is a kind-hearted gentleman who swore to serve & protect, but sometimes he finds it difficult to do so with a self-esteem approaching absolute zero!

WILLIAM ‘WILLY’

LYALLOT

Criminal Defense Attorney

‘Liar, liar, pants on fire’ was certainly made up about Mr. Willy Lyallot. If freedom is your desire, this is one obnoxious criminal defense attorney you want on your side of the courtroom, even if you are guilty of murder! Willy makes ambulance chasers look like peace corps volunteers!

MS. KARA TINN

Hairstylist

Don’t even bother buying a hairstyle magazine because if you sit in Ms. Kara Tinn’s styling chair, you’re going to get the one and only cut and style she knows! So what if her signature style is outdated by twenty years and all of her customers look identical. Who cares! This nerdy and flirty hair diva has her trademark hairdo down pat and it’s the best in town…of its kind, that is!

TELE N. EWE

Investigative Field Reporter

Tele N. Ewe is always on top of the latest story… sometimes before they even happen! She’s an ultra-ambitious investigative reporter for the television station CBC and she will stop at nothing to be the first to get the scoop. She’s rarely seen without a troupe of her co-workers from CBC News.

CBC NEWS

Investigative Field Reporter

The reporters at CBC news are always on top of the latest story… sometimes before they even happen! They are all ultra-ambitious investigative reporters for the television station CBC and will stop at nothing to be the first to get the scoop.

PAT COURIC

Investigative Field Reporter

Pat Couric is always on top of the latest story… sometimes before they even happen! This is one ultra-ambitious investigative reporter for the television station CBC that will stop at nothing to be the first to get the scoop.

JAMIE BOND

FBI Agent

Jamie Bond is a secret government agent and the ultimate femme fatale. On the surface, Jamie appears to be the typical high society socialite…but her close circle of friends know her true identity…a highly dangerous federal diva.

MS. ALOTTA BUTIES

Beauty Pageant

Director

Ms. Alotta Buties is the prim and proper Director and Co-Founder of the Miss Northern Hemisphere Beauty Pageant System. She is known to ‘play by the rules’ and she guarantees a ‘fair and just’ judging structure within her pageant system. There’s never foul play involved with her beauty contests!

DR. ANDIE MALUVER

Veterinarian

Dr. Andie Maluver is the brilliant and charming exotic animal veterinarian. She is known to be a tad jealous and competitive of others in her field and sometimes…this can lead to malicious acts. It is advisable for those who interact with Andie to stay on her good side!

TEX BULTAMER

Rodeo Bull

Riding Champion

If there were a movie named ‘Cowboy and a Gentleman,’ Tex Bultamer would have the starring role. Chivalry is still alive and well according to Tex, as he ‘hands the world’ to the ladies. However, Tex is a no-nonsense type of cowboy and tells it how it is! If you don’t want to hear the truth, stay clear of this good ‘ole boy.

FROSTY FLAKER

CEO, K-Logs Cereal Corp.

Frosty Flaker is the maniacal Chief Executive Officer of K-Logs Cereal Corp.! A classic rags to riches story surrounds this mailroom sorter who moved to New York City and worked his way to the top of K-Logs - a multi-million dollar cereal company! Rumor has it that he’s planning on taking over a minor league baseball team and a chain of amusement parks next.

ALI CAPONE

Reformed Mobster

Ali Capone is a reformed mobster hailing from the Northern mob outfit of Chicago. After testifying against her brother during an international diamond heist case, she was moved by the feds to Anonville through the Witness Protection Program under the name ‘Wilma Betty.’ She realizes that some of the townspeople of Anonville have discovered that she doesn’t fit in here but the real question is…will the Northern Mobsters of Chicago ever find her?

MODY VADER

Motivational Speaker

It is ironic that the timid Mody Vader is one of the leading motivational speakers in the country. She’s single and lives with ten cats in her tiny condominium next to the bakery. She has a fear of people that sometimes makes her oblivious to her surroundings. She is pure dynamite when speaking to a big audience but when a situation calls for personal social interaction or intuition, she’s out!

LEGGA MIEGO

Commercial

Actress

Hailing originally from Columbia, Legga Miego is the leading commercial actress in Northern America. She reached her fame with a legendary commercial featuring a skirmish over a recently prepared toaster waffle. Rumor has it that the infamous brawl over the steaming toaster prize landed her co-star in the hospital for two days with a broken arm! This is one ruthless actress that takes her acting roles very seriously!

ANNIE KORNCOBA

Russian Tennis

Pro

Hailing originally from Russia, Annie Korncoba is the feisty professional tennis player. She is a beauty on the court and has received multiple honorary titles such as the ‘hottest female athlete’ and ‘the most beautiful woman in the world.’ Annie’s former talents in tennis are insurmountable as well as her uncanny charm with people. Everybody loves Annie!

ANTONIO BELLO

Italian Opera Star

Antonio Bello is an infamous international opera star. Antonio jets around the globe with his traveling Italian opera and is known for being a hopeless romantic. Antonio has aspirations of opening his own opera house in the town of Anonville. Rumor has it that he has chosen his location in town and plans to start building the opera house soon!

MICHAEL ANGELO

Eccentric Artist

Michael Angelo is the eccentric artist and longtime resident of Anonville. Michael knows everybody and is one of the most well connected people in town. If Michael doesn’t care for you…chances are that nobody else will either.

DAVID COPPERHEAD

Las Vegas Illusionist

David Copperhead is the Emmy-award winning illusionist. He is the world’s preeminent magician and is known for his intriguing storytelling and awe-inspiring magic tricks during his performances. David not only owns his own tropical island but also is planning to open an international amusement park chain called the Copperhead Mountains of Mystery.

BRAWN HANSON

Bodyguard

Brawn Hanson is the silent yet strong bodyguard of London Wilton. Brawn stands mysteriously in the background of any setting. He lurks in the shadows while watching everybody like a hawk, waiting for somebody to make a move against London. It is a wise choice to stay on the good side of this shadowy fellow.

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