wam magazine by kevin
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TABLE OF CONTENTSpg 1 Title Pagepg 2 Table of Contentspg 3 I’m a smart guypg 4 Just because I’m smartpg 5 Goldpg 6 Daypg 7 Day Collagepg 8 Nightspg 9 Rainpg 10 Lambpg 11 Beefpg 12 Jelly and Jellopg 13 Breakfastpg 14 Foodpg 15 Cheese bugerspg 16 He Who Lost His Jacketpg 17 Freedompg 18 Picassopg 19 Picasso Collagepg 2021 Nerf Playpg 22 Me collagepg 23 Scary collagepg 24 The Lightspg 25 The Bloody Machetepg 26 The Accidentpg 27 The untold storypg 28 Letter to my MIBpg 29 The Creeper of the North Woodspg 30 The Halloween poempg 31 Halloween when you’re scaredpg 3233 The Man in The Leather Coat
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I'm a smart guy
I am KevinBrother of Ryan
Who needs time, life and foodWho loves his family and nerf guns
Who sees energy in objectsWho hates war, racism and painWho fears a world destructionWho dreams of being rich
Who wants fameResident of the blue planet
Kuang
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Just Because I’m smart
Just Because I’m smart It doesn’t mean that I’m a nerd,Doesn’t mean that I wear ties,Doesn’t mean that I’m a geek,
Look inside me; we’re all the same.
Just Because I’m smart It doesn’t mean that I study all day,Doesn’t mean that I like computers,
Doesn’t mean that I’m weird,Doesn’t mean that I’m not human.
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Gold
Gold is the most valuable mineral in the world,As precious as rolex watch,
As shiny as a forged steel sword,Useful like iron,
Needed for everyday use,“Gulp”can cost you $1,000,
Eaten for so much,You could cry.
Wanted by many,Few have.
Stupid reasons,To eat it.
Many save,To buy a pound,Only to find,
The prices of an ounce.$1,346.30 an ounce,
what’d you bring today?$500?
you’ll never be able to pay.eat it or not,use it or not,drink it or not,I won’t buy.
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A normal dayInto a day,
the sun shines,the leaves blow,
the morning starts,the day goes.
eating breakfast,rushed and hurried,
drive to school,drop off the kids
they go to school,rush hour begins.
Drive to workstuck in traffic,
work starts,you are late.
Your boss asks,why you were late,
you answer,“had a busy morning”
but it’s not over.
Come back home,pick up the kids,
rush to make dinner,before your spouse comes home,
set up the table,yell come to eat dinner,
and dinner is served.Take a shower,
no time for bathesbrush your teeth,get ready for bed.
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NightsNights are blankets,They cover the sun,Saying good night,
Until the day is bright.To me, the stars are like diamonds,
On the crown of the night.The sun comes up,The night goes down.
We get up, but the night’s still around.
The sun goes down.The night comes up.The animals sleep,
The birds land and we go home.After we wash,After we brush,After we change,
After we are yelled at to death,The night’s back.
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Cheeseburgers
Cheeseburgers are like edible gold,So juicy, tender and tasty,
As yummy as a steak off the grill,Only it’s ground,
In a bun,On lettuce and tomato,
with cheese,with onions,
and served with fries and a drink.
Many types are made.Salmon burger,Veggie burger,Turkey burger,Chicken burger,
but none beat the cheese burger.In texture,In taste,
In juiciness,It wins.
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He Who Lost His Jacket
One day, when Jack was walking home from school,he saw a couple of friends playingbasketball. Excitedly, Jack threw his jacket on the floor and joined his friends and played. When itwas 4 o’clock, Jack went home, forgetting all about his jacket. When he was walking home, jacknotice he forgot his only jacket. He ran back to the court only to realize it wasn’t there. A hobotook it! He sadly walked home, thinking of what would happen to it. When he got home, hisparents yelled at him, but bought him a new jacket.
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Pablo PicassoArtist Pablo Picasso was a person who changed 20th century art. He was born on
10/25/1881 in Malaga, Spain. He was taught art by his father,José Ruiz y Blasco,a teacher ofdrawing at the Escuela Provincial de Bellas Artes. During his life, picasso had many periods ofdifferent styles of art. He had Blue Period(1901–1904), the Rose Period(1905–1907), theAfrican-influenced Period(1908–1909), Analytic Cubism (1909–1912), and SyntheticCubism (1912–1919)of art.His field was painting, drawing, sculpture, paint making andceramics.He also married 2 wives, had 4 children and had 6 major relationships.His childrenwere Paulo (2/4/1921- 6/5/1975) with Olga Khokhlova, Maia (9/5/1935-) withMarie-Therese Walter, Clau de (5/15/1947-) with Francoise Gilot, and Paloma(4/19/1949-) with Francoise Gilot.In the end, picasso died on the 4/8/1973 aged 91 inMougins, France.
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The War
Act:1 Monologue
Is 3 hours a week really that fair? No its not. I can’t chat on facebook or watch funny youtubevideos about cats playing with water. It’s not going to kill me, Its just fun. The adults had fun whilethey were young, and now they’re stuck in a lousy job and the fun collapses. Why can’t we livethe fun times now?
Act:2 Problem/Conflict
Me: Family meeting!mom and dad go to living roomMe: Mom,Dad, can I have more computer gaming time?Mom, Dad:No.Me: Then I declare a nerf war. If I lose,I won’t have any additional time. If I win I will have morecomputer time.Mom, Dad:Deal.we shake handsMe:get nerf blaster from drawer and get shieldMom, Dad:get blaster from garage and set up a barricade in the hallwayMom, Dad:Ready?Me:Ready!Me:push rolly chair to block darts. When 5 feet away, cartwheel over barricade and shoot them bothMom, Dad:use pillows to block darts,knocked my gun of and picked up swordMe:use shield to block slashes and pick up swordMe:slash dadDad:argh!Mom:slashes meMe:pull out a pistol and shoot mom while on the floorMom:ah!Me:I won!Dad:fine, I give you 5 more hours.go get cable from office
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Me:follow dadDad: I won!gets pistol and shoots meMe:Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!Dad:fine, fine, fine.
Act:3 Resolution
I’m now up to 8 hours a week and I love it! Its now the end of the war and I’m glad that that’sover with. My dad is kind of grumpy for this week, but he’ll get over it.
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The Lights
One night, a young couple was driving along Rte 52. No one dared
drive on it, because they said it was haunted. They took a bet and drove on
it at night. “Be careful” the wife of the couple said. Then, suddenly, two
high beams came out of no where. The husband was blinded and crashed. The
couple died during crash. Several police cars chased after the lights, but
didn’t see any car. Then, a flash of blinding light appeared and the police
that chased the lights were never seen again. From that day forward, any
lone couple who drives on Rte 52 will never return to civilization.
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The Bloody Machete
Word says that some psycho killer has escaped from a prison. A
college student never believed it. So one day, he took his girl friend to a
diner to have diner. He forgot something in his car, so he went back to get
it.While he was getting the item, he saw a shadow of a tall man with a
sharp object. He got scared and drove away. When he got back to the dorm, he
realized that his girl friend was still at the diner. He called the
manager to pick her up. While he waited he went to bed . The next day, he
realized that his girl friend never came back. When he opened the door, he
saw his girlfriends body, with a slit on her throat and a pool of blood. He
also saw a bloody machete on the side.
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The Accident
One day, I was daydreaming. When I woke up, I wasn’t looking so I accidently
stepped in a trash can. I didn’t notice, so I fell down the stairs and got a
concussion. When I woke up, I was on an ambulance going to the to the hospital.
Since I needed surgery, I was given gas. I dreamed of unicorns and ponies and
rainbows and…that was it. Surgery was over. My heart felt hollow, the dream
disappeared. It was over; so I woke up in my bed that I was in and was released 2
days later.
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The untold story
Today is Thursday the 12th 2050. In a secret lab, where a special mutated
virus was created. It was sealed, never to be opened, since studies showed a
mutation in the infected specimen with a thirst for blood and a hunger for
brains. The zombie virus was created with the help of scientist Mike Harrison.
It was never made for killing. However, Communist Russian spies stole the
capsule. It was duplicated and used as a bomb dropped in San Francisco,
California…
In San francisco, today is Friday the Thirteenth. Many people think today
is the end of the world. Not me, but I was extremely wrong. when the bomb hit, the
people near it became sick. they were rushed to the hospital, but they were
clinically dead and became zombies. They started cannibalism and many people
died. We all took shelter,but I had to be in a big haunted mansion with a few
other people. We worked for survival,but there was one thing that creeped us
out. It was the ghost of Great Hubert III. He was killed when they were making the
mansion, and the owners of the mansion all died there on Friday the 13th.
The day is Friday the 13th, 2050. We were creeped out because a survivor
died of an unknown cause. He was buried ,and the story haunted us. Another
survivor disappeared when he walked into the room Great Hubert III died in.
Then, the last survivor other than me, got possessed, had a seizure ,and died.
I panicked and freaked out! I ran to the nearest exit, but they disappeared. I had
hallucinations! I later crashed into a wall and fainted.
When I woke up, I was found by the army, which killed all the zombies. I
lived my life not knowing that I became possessed by an evil curse. The next day,
the curse of Great Hubert III took place. At school I had hallucinations and
seizures every period. A day passed and I was hospitalized. 3 months later, I was
struck by the same disease. Could this be the end?
To be continued...
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Dear Mr. Johnson
I am revealing my profile secret today. Go to 330 marble street. Lock
yourself inside. I am not just an average assassin, I am a special forces
mercenary. I quit 3 years ago and I still have a lot of fight in me. I was supposed
to live a normal life in New Jersey with my wife and son, but I still had rage in
me. I quit my normal job and became an assassin.
If you blurt it out I will personally assassinate you where you will least
expect it. If you do, my enemies will track me down . When I get caught, I might be
killed. My wife will go into poverty and become homeless. If you do, I will make
quick work of your parent’s and yourself. If you force me to pay to keep it a
secret, you will never see daylight again.
I am telling you this now because I can’t keep secrets for long. I am
currently trusting you to not let me down. I fear that I will get caught by the
cops or my enemies. Remember, keep it safe, don’t blurt it out and I won’t kill
you…
Sincerely,
Mr. William
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The Creeper of North Woods
One night, when a teenage girl was partying with her friends. A
friend of hers gave her a challenge. It was to sleep in the house down the
road, where no one lived for ten years. At first, she said no. Her friends
said she was scared, and she took it for the sake of embarrassment. She
walked to the house with her friends. She put a scarf on a piece of
furniture, so her friends could know she went.
Half way through the night, she heard a door creaking. Then there
was something scratching the wall. Suddenly, she saw a shadow of
something. Ten seconds later, there was a scream. Her friends rushed in.
The scary surprise they got was her skeleton still in her position. They
never notice that the thing locked them in. They were shredded into tiny
pieces of tissue. It wasn’t the next day that it was found that the Creeper
of North Woods that killed them.
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The Halloween
The wolf howls,
the trees move,
the owl hoots,
vampires rise from their tombs,
mummies are awakened,
werewolves become transformed,
the ghost are released.
Zombies rise from the dead,
Frankenstein is given new life.
The headless horseman rides to town.
The witch make a bubbling serum,
What do you know?
It’s just Halloween.
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Halloween when you are scared
I’m so scared!
This freaks me out!
Why? Why do I have to be here?
Its so scary.
It gives me the creeps.
Am I hallucinating?
Am I dreaming?
Am I having a nightmare?
If not, am I in a real life nightmare?
Don’t worry.
Its just some trick-or-treaters.
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The Man In The Leather Coat
One day, a rich man was murdered at 10:00 pm. Detective Jones was
called on the scene. He inspected the body of the victim, as he looked for
clues. Jones found out that the murder was Mr. Orviller, a poor homeless
fellow in his fifties. Detective jones set out to find him and take him to
prison. While he was looking for him, his mouth was dry. So, he stopped at a
pub for some drink. While he was there, he got some ale. Suddenly, he had
hallucinations! His drink was poisoned! He was on the floor while a fellow
slipped out of the bar, away from the crowd. A doctor revived him, just
before death's gate. He also examined his drink. It was mixed with
Psilocybin Mushroom extract, a poisonous toadstool. Jones got up and
raced after Orviller. However, he lost him in an intersection, where the
car chase ended. Poor Jones, he was poisoned and the bad guy got away.
The next day Jones looked for him again. He was furious about
Orviller. He called up his friend, Davy Merriwether. He arrived quickly
as possible. When Davy was asked to help him on a mystery, he couldn't say
no. Davy was as excited as a dog with a treat big as a car. They agreed and
set off to get Mr. Orviller. After traveling 12 miles, Davy was hungry.
Jones was also hungry since they didn’t eat lunch yet. They stopped at a
fancy restaurant and had lunch. While eating, Jones noticed a man in a
leather coat suspiciously eating . He saw his face and remembered him
from the pub. “He was the person who poisoned my drink!” he thought. So,
without doubt, Jones walked over to his table. To his surprise, Orviller
was armed. He pulled out his pistol and shot Jones. He missed. The
restaurant went into chaos! People were running here to there, trying to
run away from him. Jones rose again, his metal vest protecting his body.
Orviller ran away to his coach, riding away at full speed. Jones and Dave
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followed him, in hot pursuit. Still at full speed, Orviller was faster.
The three times he got away, Jones sighed. He was so close all that
time. The friends found a tavern to bunk for the night and rented a room.
After dinner, they went to bed. Jones felt suspicious. He slept, but at
midnight, he heard the door creak. He saw Mr. Orviller at the door! He
walked over to Jones and was almost going to stab him. With quick
movements he took a shot at Orviller. Jones hit him, but not critically.
Orviller ran to the coach, but Jones was not far away, He got close enough
and jumped on Orvillers coach while still in his pajamas. They had a fist
fight on the coach, but Jones won when his punch knocked him out. Jones
went back to the tavern, only to find Orviller dead. There went his
prisoner.
The Detective went back to the station and reported what happened.
The chief was disappointed. He was mad about what Jones did. He was fired.
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