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Contributors to This Week’s PaperW. F. SANDERS R. R. FERGUSONH. W. Warren E. G. MOOREW. N. GINN W. C. WALKEREntered as second-class matter. February 10,1920, at the postotiice at Raleigh. North Caro-lina, under the Act of March 3, 1879.

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Editorials____————/Was Friday the thirteenth lucky

or unlucky for you?We are on our last lap. Now is

the time to do some sprmtmg.Nominations have been made for

the Y. M. C. A. offices. It is up toevery eligible man to vote in thiselection and help select the men whoare best suited for these positions.How many of you have heard

the question, “When do we take offour caps?” It seems that the capsare beginning to bear down ratherheavily on the heads of our Fresh-men.Now that exams are over, it is

time for the cigars and refresh-ments.now to get themselves jobs, butwait until they have had them allawhile.We want to congratulate the Ri-

fle Team on the fine showing thatthey ’are making. They are leadingthe Fourth Corps Area. There isa wonderful chance of them win-ning the match and along with itthe Silver Trophy offered to thewinner.The State Sophomores were

guests of the Meredith Sophomoreslast Saturday night. This is anannual affair and is looked forwardto by the State Sophomore Class.The present Seniors remember yetthe fine time they had when theywere entertained by the MeredithSophomores.

Last week there appeared an ar-ticle in the paper written by amember of the Senior Class re-garding caps and gowns for com-mencement this year. It is hopedthere will be some articles this weekdiscussing the question. The SeniorClass is to have a meeting nextweek, and this matter will doubt-lessly be brought up. It would bemuch better, however, if the sugges-tion were thought of some beforegoing to the class meeting.The student body is anxiously

awaiting the final decision regard-ing the ineligibility of Dutch Hol-land and Red Johnson. This willmake a bad gap in the baseballteam and one that will be hard tofill. Dutch hasn’t found out yethow far he is going to be able tohit them this year if allowed toplay. Both of these men were im-portant factors in the winning ofthe South Atlantic Championshiplast year. Boys, we truly hope you

The Juniors are anxious.

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To The FreshmenSpring elections are on hand and

the Freshman Class has much to dowith the outcome of the elections.Many and many a time it has beenthe Freshman Class that has elect—ed a man. What kind of men areyou going to elect this Spring?Are you going to know the men youvote for or are you going to takesomeone else’s word that he is thebest man? Don’t vote for a manbecause he belongs to the Pine BurrSociety. Don’t vete for a man be-cause is an athlete. Don’t vote fora man because he is from yourco’nnty or in your society. Votefor the man who you honestly be—lieve is best qualified to fill theplace.

Hon. J. Stitt Wilson is comingto the campus soon. To all the oldmen who have heard him it wouldbe useless to say how good he is,but we want to urge all the menwho have never heard him to go tohear every one of his addresses.You never will regret it and youwill regret it if you miss one ofthe first and go to some of the laterones. Start with the first one andgo to them all.

The council members have beenelected. We want to congratulate

three classes on their selec-tions as representatives. There aresome good men up for officers ofStudent Government. It is up toevery man on the campus to vote inthe coming election, but when youcome to the polls to vote, be sureyou know the man you are votingfor and make yourself believe inthat man. We want the very bestman possible for the office of Presi-dent of Student Government.

Don’t vote for a man just becausehe can do this thing or that thing,but vote for him because you be-lieve he is the beSt man up and thatyou believe he will do everythingin his power for Student Govern—ment if he is elected.

(:‘rive tliese men that are 11p foroffice a little thought, and ask your-

selves the following questions aboutthem: Is the man popular with theStudent bodyl Is the man a goodmixer? Has the man a good scho-lastic record? In a crisis, wouldthe man be level-headed enough toknow what to do? Does the mancommand the respect, and will hecontinue to command the respect,of all the men? Last of all, askyourself the question, IS THEiPLACE?

Don’t forget that the winner ofthe .‘Torris Athletic Trophy is to bedecided at the Student Governmentelection. Don’t take. someone else’s

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word about the three men who areup, but decide for yourself.

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Student FOrum

Advertising ReligionIn last week’s Technician there ap-

peared a small advertisement nearthe bottom of the editorial page whichgave the subject to be discussed bythe Sunday school teacher, the hour,and the church where the discussionwould take place. This is the firstadvertisement The Technician has re-ceived concerning religion. Thosewho are behind such a movement arecertainly putting religion on a busi-ness-like basis.The time has come when religion

must compete with the moving pic-ture show, the popular lecturer, themorning spin to the country club, andother forms-of diversion that are farmore interesting to people than thepresent-day methods of teaching re-ligion. With this problem. facing thereligious people, what must they doto solve it? Are they to sit back andsay the world is going to the devil,and let it go at that? I say, no!People are human. If they enjoy anautomobile ride along a picturesquecountry road on Sunday morningmore than -they do a dry, prolongeddiscourse on Adam and Eve, humannature is so constituted that they willitake the ride. I would, myself.

Then the question arises: “Howmay people be made to take an inter-est in religion?" It can be remediedonly by the popularizing, if you please,of religion. This may be done by hav-ing interesting, instructive, and log-ical discussions of present-day prob-lems; and not problems that facedthe ancients and could not be appliedto our complicated society if we wouldexert our utmost efforts to make themapplicable.When religious organizations recog-

nize the fundamental truths of biol-ogy, sociology, and the other sciencesand adjust their teachings to them,then people—and especially college-trained men and women—will becomemore interested in religion and go tochurch rather than to the various

'places of diversion.It is human nature to want to be

affiliated with some religious organi-zation, where one may go and worshiphis God, associate with Christians,and be in an atmosphere of fellowshipamong men. Folks who stay awayfrom church on Sunday morningswould gladly support it with theirmoney and attendance if the dogmaswere eliminated, so that every personCould become the other’s true friend.There is nothing more satisfying to aperson than to know that his Chris-tian friends will stand by him introuble. Such friendship is true of

MAN BIG EJOI’GH FOR THE;

junked?”“No! No!

flunked!”

only a few churches. Would that allof them were places of true fellow-ship?

JOE W. JOHNSTON.

A Challenge to State College MenNow that examinations are over, it

seems to be an opportune time tobring before the student body a newproblem, which has lately made itsappearance here.

This is a questionthinking .man must devote somethought to, for future generations willlikely be affected. It concerns ourwhole State and especially those menwho expect to become engineers andagriculturists. Not only are our stu-dents debating this momentousquestion, but rumor has it that fac-ulty members have recently heldheated discussions about it.Some of the faculty members of the

School of Agriculture have decided tobring this matter before the studentbody in open debate and have wordedthe question as follows: “Resolved,That the Legislature of North Caro-lina should enact a law prohibitinglarge Didelphis m’rginiana fromclimbing small trees.” It is evidentthat these animals do untold damageto our forests each year by climbingsmall trees; so the debate should beof interest to every taxpayer of theState.Among the faculty members whowill take part in the debate are: Dr.

Z. P. Metcalf, Dr. B. W.‘ Wells, Prof.R. H. Ruffner, Prof. D. S. Weaver,Prof. David Gray, and Prof. W. L.Clevinger. Each of these men hasmade a careful study of the topic andis well prepared to present his views;then, too, each of these men holds aB. S. degree.The debate will be held on March31 at 6:30 p. m. in Patterson Hall,under the auspices of the Agricultural“DD-0.0.0.0.l.‘

OUR WEEKLY MISUNDERSTANDINGBy errr MACK

(Apologies to Stanley, Raleigh Times)

“You say your Dad’s Ford has lately been

I just wonder how many I

which every '

Club.member of the club to be present andextends an invitation to all who areinterested to attend.

President Brown urges every

. Fellows, the only way to settlequestions of this nature is by free andopen discussion; therefore, I call uponevery loyal State College man to seethat this matter receives full pub-licity and that justice is finally dealtout.

E. G. MOORE, ’26.Cross Country Team To Get

Monograms. (Continued from page 1.)monograms in all sports, .and forsize and kind of sweaters and mono-grams and sent them to the FacultyAthletic Council to be approved. Thecouncil passed upon these require-ments only a short while before theend of the wrestling season. Mr.Miller, then, intended to send therecommendation for cross-countrymonograms in with that for wrest-lers. But the coach did not have therecommendation in on time, so it hadto wait until a later date. ' The rea-son, as stated by Mr. Miller, whythe recommendation for cross-coun-try monograms was not sent in withthat for football is that this is thefirst year that monograms have beenawarded in this sport, and he wantedto get everything that he could start-ed under the new system.

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Pr1mary Election To.. Be Held March 28thMen Listed Below Will Make theRun; Look Them Over and

Make Your SelectionThe primary election will be held

March 28, at which two men fromthe present Junior Class will be elect-ed to run for president and two forvice-president of Student Govern-ment. At the same time two menfrom the present Sophomore Classwill be elected to run for secretaryand two for treasurer of StudentGovernment. The general electionwill be held April 4.

Following is a list from whichwill be elected the president and vice-president, with the divisions whichthey represent:

M. W. Long, Ag.E. G. Moore, Ag.C. L. Shuford, Bus. Ad. and Chem.Henry Kendall, C. E.F. L. Tarleton, E. E.F. K. Fogleman, M. E.Not elected yet—Textile.From the following men will be

elected the secretary and treasurer,with the divisions in which they areregistered:

H. L. Brown, Tex.J. L. Campbell, E. E.F. M. Chedester, C. E.G; F. Hackney, C. E.J. F. Matheson, Tex.From the present Freshman Class

were elected the following:C. W. Jackson, Ag.L. A. Taylor, B.A.P. R. Turner.House members elected are as fol-

lows:Junior Class—R. J. Peeler, Ag.J. G. Weaver, Ag.C. B. Austell, Bus. Ad. and Chem.F. J. Grimn, C. E.F. P. Dickens, E. E.S. E. Shepard, M.E.Not elected—Tex.Sophomore Class—B. A. Sides, Ag.D. E. Iles, Ag.R. W. Furgeson, Bus. Ad. & Chem.Not elected—C. E.J. S. Ward, E. E.Not elected—M. E.D. A. Purcell, Tex.Freshman Class—W. P. Albright, Ag.C. L. Straughan, Ag.C. U. Skinner, Bus. Ad. and Chem.R. L. Frazer,.C. E.U. G. Hodgin, E. E.B. A. Presler, M. E.Not elected—Tex.Now, here they are. Look them

over, pick your man, and start in towork to get him elected. The timeis short, but a little work will ac-complish wonders.

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Saturday evening at 8:30 o’clockthe Freshman Class entertained theirbig sisters with a dinner in the col-lege dining room. Lonie Gordon,president of the Freshman Class, gavea toast to the Juniors, and MaryO'Kelley, Junior president, repliedwith a toast to the Freshmen. Dur-ing the evening, toasts were given toSt. Patrick, the Dean of Women, andMiss Welch. The dinner consisted ofthree courses and was served by sev-eral members of the Freshman Classwho were dressed in white and woregreen aprons in the shape of a sham-rock. The Freshman president waspresented with a lovely corsage ofsweet peas by the Junior Class, andanother equally lovely by the membersof her own class.

Besides the two classes there werepresent Miss Covington, Miss Carroll,and Miss Welch. Miss Covington re-plied to the toast to the Deans witha charming tribute to the classes of’26 and ’28. Following the toast givento her, Miss Welch told three amusingIrish stories.This is conceded by all to be a most

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unusual achievement in the way at the Ways also spent a delightful even-IThe social affairs at Pullen have al-entertaining on the part of a fresh—man class, and the dinner was thor-oughly enjoyed by every one who at-tended it. t O 0

At the same hour as the above-men-itioned dinner the Sophomore Class en-‘tertained their brother class from.State College in the chapel. Therewere three booths ’around the roomdecorated in the colors of St. Patrick,State College, and the two classes, re-spectively. In one of these was servedpunch and in the other two lollypops.lpeanuts and chewing gum were dis-jpensed. During the evening the visi-ltors were entertained by a Monsieur[Beaucaire Minuet given by RachelDaniel and Mary Crawford. Later alittle musical comedy was enacted byRachel Daniel, Mary Love Davis, andlErnestine Whittley. Clarissa Poteat,the famous magician of the unpro-nounceable name, then answered ques-tions handed to her from the audi—ence, amazing everybody by her mar-velous powers of clairvoyance and|mind-reading. After this, refresh-Ements were served which consisted ofice cream and cake, carrying out thecolor scheme of black and gold, thecolors of both classes.The Meredith Sophomores greatly

enjoyed the occasion, making manynew acquaintances among their neigh~bors at State. It is to be hoped that

ing. The Meredith Sophs wish to express their appreciation to Tom Har-rell and Charles Austell, who remained

ways proved doubly worth attending.t O .

Copies of the following invitation.after the party to help put the chapel hand:omely engraved have been is-seats back in place.. IMonday night the class of '27 met

to elect their president for the comingyear. From the three nominations—Odessa Arnette, Maude Bowers, andGeneva Benthall—Odessa Arnette waselected. The class is to be congratu-lated on its wise choice.

tIt has been announced that a party

is to be given Saturday, March 21, at7. 30 p. m at Pullen Memorial Church.All the members of the Sunday schoolare invited, and all the members fromMeredith are planning to be present.

sued.“Miss Annie Elkins invites you tobe present at her graduating recital

Monday afternoon, the 23d of March,1925, Meredith College, Raleigh, NorthCarolina. Piano, 5 p. m."0 t tEvery calendar at Meredith Collegehas a red mark around the date March

27, for spring holidays begin at thattime, or after classes on the 26th. Thecampus will be almost deserted for aweek, the students returning on April2d. We extend our sympathy to thosewho must continue work while we areenjoying a muchmeeded rest.

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Shout,Raleigh Audiences Words by ALVIN M. FOUNTAIN, '23-’25.

“Foolish Four” Sing for CivicOrganizations; Have RegularSchedule of Church ServicesThe State College Quartette, famil-

iarly known as the “Foolish Four,”has recently had the opportunity ofappearing before several Raleighaudiences, in the form of the civicclubs of the city, and the church-goers.,The quartette, about a month ago,

arranged a schedule with the church-es of the city, whereby it visits adifferent church every Sunday, untilthe entire group of the largerchurches has been visited.

In the midst of this arrangementit has had the opportunity of sing-ing at the banquets of three of thecivic clubs of Raleigh, the Lions, theKiwanis Club, and the Civitans, andit was only the difiiculty of arrang-ing schedules that prevented it fromappearing before others.The quartetteis a part of the Glee

Club, and has several numbers on itsprogram. It is composed of E. C.(“Early”) Smith, first tenor; W. F.(“Willibur”) Tew, second tenor; R.R. (“Railroad") Fountain, first bass,and C. E. (“Charlie”) Glenn, secondbass. '

H. M. RAY WINS PEACEORATORICAL CONTEST

Before a small but appreciative andenthusiastic audience, the local PeaceOratorical Contest was held in LeazarSociety Hall on Friday, March 6, at7:30 p. In. An unexpected counter-attraction, booked only a day beforethe time for the contest, undoubtedlykept many students from attendingwho would otherwise have beenpresent.The winner of the contest was H. M.

Ray, a Junior in the School of Engi-neeringt His oration was entitled“Who Profits by War?" It was astrong indictment of those selfish in-terests which desire war and whichmake money and glory out of interna-tional strife. Mr. Ray was the win-ner of the 1924 inter-society declama-tion contest. He has been much in-terested in dramatics and in the ac-tivity of Leazar .Literary Society, ofwhich he is now vice president. Heshould make a strong representativefor the college in the State Peace Con-test, scheduled for some time in April.H. W. Taylor, a Junior, member of

Pullen Literary Society, was chosenalternate. His oration is on the sub-ject “The Germany of 1925" and pointsout that America’s isolation is thechief obstacle to world peace. Heurges active membership in the Leagueof Nations, thereby ceasing to be theGermany of the present time.Frank Seymour, whose speech was

entitled “The Path to Peace," con-tended that the United States andGreat Britain should unite to estab-lish international amity.

E. W. Bridges, speaking on thetheme "The United States and theLeague of Nations,” presented astrong plea for our country to jointhe League as a means of insuringpeace.

First Stude: israther loud."Second Stude: “It’s all right when

I put on a muffler."

“Your overcoat

She: “How did you become such awonderful orator?”He: “I began by addressing en-

velopes.”Where is Jones?He's sick.In bed?No, in the stomach."Why do the snowflakes dance so?"“They are practicing for the snow

hall."“Little girl, why are you so inter-

ested in these birds?"“Well, I just learned that there

ain’t no Santa Claus, and I'm out hereto investigate this stork proposition."

sports.

“ZIPPY MACK”“Ditty” Ray on the eternal heights of glory. He has written a s-equalto “Ditty’s”can’t vouch for their relative qualities, but, feeling a bit sentimentaland as magniminous as usual, we are inclined toward the poetical our-

We take the liberty to present a couple of lines we have bor-rowed from “Zippy” or one of the other masters.

fighting stanza.

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We are endeavoring in this column to give the gist of Canopus opinion aboutBecause of man's inherent narrowmindedneu and conceit it is most prob-ably our man personal opinion that we’re actually giving. We hope not.

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HAS TAKEN upWe’re not a good critic of music so we

“Hail to thee, blithe Spirit,Bard thou ever wert.”

And so on.Yes, we’re talking about you, “Zippy,” and we hail you, “The Campus

Bard.”——-N.C.S—

THE CRACK OF THE WILLOW on the horsehide, among otherthings, also reminds us of the line! about the young man’s fancy in thespring, and that reminds us of the scientific version of that, whichruns something like this:“In the spring the chief activating gland of the kinetic system, the

thyroid, shows a distinct enlargement.”—N.C.S—

PERHAPS THAT ACCOUNTS for the results of the two base-ball games the Varsity has opened up with. Of course, Freshmen arenot supposed to have any (of anything, for that matter), but if that isthe reason, what of the thyroid glands of the Mills Tire Co. boys?

——N.C.S—THE WAY THESE HIGH SCHOOL girls insist on close scores

and tie games reminds us of our own basketball season, just closed.——N.C.S—

THE CROSS-COUNTRY MONOGRAMS are a certainty at last!Boys, page Mr. Davis Robinson!

—N.C.S———THE FIRST REALLY SUCCESSFUL spring football practice has

been completed. Another footprint in the red clay of progress. The1925 Wolfpack should profit thereby.——N.C.S—

WE JOIN A NATION OF followers of“ football in mourning thepasszng of Walter Camp, the “Father of Football.”

SPORT COMMENT

N.C.S—“DADDT” PRICE SUGGESTS that we all bring a copy of “Shout,'

State!” printed above, to the next College Assembly, probably Tuesday,and learn if at that time the Glee Club will be there to lead us. Let’sdo it, boys.

'—-N.C.B—WE’RE GLAD TO LEARNT that Mr. Miller’s recommendations as

to basketball monograms and numerals have gone across also.

State Freshman: “Do you fiirt?" Second: “Going to call on the doc-Meredith, ’28»: “That’s my business." tor’s wife.”State Freshman: “Mine, too. Let'sform a partnership.”She: “Compose a short story?”He: “I love you."She: “Accepted.”State Senior (to taxi driver):

say, driver, is your Noah's Ark fuDriver: “One monkey short,

jump in."

“Ill.”sir ;

First: “Where were you going yes-terday with an apple in your hand?”

Prof. Briggs: What’s all. that noiseback there?

Ike Bigger: I just dropped a perpen-dicular."Three hair nets, please.”“What strength?"“Two dances and an automobile

ride."“Let's match for drinks.". “Awright, what’s you have?”“Let's match first.”

State Wins FromMills Tire Company

In First Game of Season State’sNine Again Proves That It

Knows BaseballDown on Riddick Field last Satur-

day, State’s nine, with many newmen in the line-up, proved their su-periority over the Mills Tire Com-pany team, winning from them by ascore of 15 to 3.From the looks of things in gen-

eral and the game Saturday, know-ing that ”Dutch" and “Red" cannotplay, the prospects for this year areabout as follows:

“Legs” Faulkner will probablyhandle the receiving, with assistance,at times, from “Whitey” Smith andWalter Shuford. All three are lettermen. Finding a regular catchershould not be especially difilcult, al—though Johnson’s timely hitting willbe missed.

Bolstering up the inner defense isan entirely different proposition. Atpresent Coach Doak is experimentingwith Johnny Gilbert, last year'sshortstop, at third base, Al Johnston, Ian outfielder, at short, and W. B.Faulkner, a Sophomore who has hadno previous college experience, atsecond base. Captain “Red” Lassi-ter, of course, is a fixture at firstbase. The combination offers realpossibilities.

Then, there’s “Rat” Austin, whoplayed third on last year’s Freshmanteam, and Johnny Matheson, year-ling shortstop. Both youngsters lookgood, and with the infield all shot topieces either has a fine chance tobreak in.Tommy Harrill, another left-

handed first-seeker from last year’sFreshman team, will understudyCaptain Lassiter. The youngster canhit, and he is learning how to shifthis dogs around the cushion. Hewill be a regular by another season.With Bob Correll and Charlie Shu-

ford back, the Tech outfield looksstrong.field last season. If he is moved tothe infield, it is probable that WaiterShuford will step into the vacancy.“Croaker” Wade, a husky squad man,who has a hankering to pitch, a sweethitter, may also be called upon foroutfield duty, and exactly the samestatement applies to “Dixie" Davis.

There are about a dozen other fiychasers anxious for a regular job.

The game Saturday was very com-ical throughout. Watson, pitcherfor the Mills Tire team, and Arthur,first baseman on the same outfit, be-ing especially qualified, played aerialball of a very high type.

Those playing Saturday for State:Johnson, Correll, C. Shuford, Lassi-ter, Holland, Wade, Faulkner, Ma-theson, McIver, Gilbert, Gladstone,W. Shuford, Morrison, Davis, Austin,Harrell, and Taet.

For Mills Tire Company: Graham,Lazard, Parks, Davis, Henderson,Riddle, Arthur, Ball, Blanchard, andWatson.

$ucce$$ Does Not Spell SuccessFord gave us the motor car,

Whitney the cotton gin,While Eve gave us the bathing-suit

That girls go swimming in.—Thc Spray.

First Freshman—What are you do-ing getting two letters from the sametown?Second Freshman—Well,

one is just a close friend.First F.—I suppose the other is a

glucose friend!

you see.

Al Johnston played right.

THREE PRIZES FORSTUDENT WORKERS

The Nation wants to encourageAmerican college men and women tosee capital and labor as they meet inthe mills and mines, not as text bookabstractions. To encourage this di-rect understanding, The Nation offersthree prizes to university and collegestudents who spend the summer of1925 at work in some industrial oragricultural occupation. For the bestaccount of experiences in the. field oflabor and interpretation of the indus-trial situation involved The Nationwill pay a prize of $125. The secondprize will be $75, and the third(through the generosity of JeromeDavis), $25.00.The judges will be: Mr. Jerome

Davis, of the Yale Divinity School,Yale University; Mr. William H.Johnston, president of the Interna-tional Association of Machinists; Mrs.Florence Kelley, general secretary ofthe National Consumers’ League; Mr.Pierrepont B. Noyes, president, TheOneida Community, Ltd.; Mr. OswaldGarrison Villard, editor of The Nation.

Please read the following conditionscarefully:

1. The contest is open to graduateand undergraduate students, men andwomen, who continue their studies inthe Fall 'of 1925.

2. Contestants must have worked forat least two months in the Summerof 1925 in some industrial or agricul-tural pursuit as regular laborers.

3. It is suggested that each manu-script be a record of the experiencesof the contestant together with hispersonal interpretation of the indus-trial situation that confronted him.

4. Manuscripts must be typewrittenand not over 4,000 words in length.The Nation reserves the right to cutany manuscript printed. The manu-script winning first prize will be pub-lished in The Nation, which reservesthe right to print the others if desired.

5. The name, class and college of thecontestant must be written in the upper right hand corner of the manu-script together with the name and ad-dress of the concern or concerns inwhich the applicant worked and thetime during which he or she wasemployed. Here also should appearthe name of a member of the facultyof the contestant’s school who vouchesfor his or her eligibility.

6. Manuscripts must be submittednot later than October 15, 1925. Win-ners will be announced and prizesawarded in December, 1925.

7. Contestants need not be Nationsubscribers.

English Prof.—I say, motion-pic-tures is a hyphenated word.

Frosh.—-Weli, Professor, I can’t seeany reason for that.

E. P.—Did you ever see the motionwithout the pictures?Fros.—Professor, that depends on

what kind of a show one attends!Mother: But, daughter, I object to

these one-piece bathing suits.Daughter: But, mother, I ought to

wear something.He: Do you like candy?She: Oh, yes.He: Thanks; I’m gathering statis-

tics for Whitman's.Bald-headed: Well, sonny, what is it

that amuses you?Son: Nothing, but mother put acomb and brush in your room.She—Frandpa has reached an ageof 96. Isn't it wonderful?He—Wonderful nothing.

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Social Event At PullenChurch Sunday Night

Annual Spring Social to be GalaOccasion; Refreshments

to be ServedThe members of Pullen Memorial

Church, Sunday School and B. Y. P. U.will meet together Saturday night ofthis week for their spring social. Thesocial hours are 7:30 to 10 p. m. Allthe committees are busy taking careof their part of the preparations. Theprogram as planned at present is asfollows:

Reception.Registration (a la Hotel).Find Your Baggage.College Songs and Others

chestra leading).Spring chickens.Games.Delivery of Awards in Acquaintance

Contest.Refreshments.The committees serving are as fol-

lows:Decorations—Mrs.

Chairman.Games—Mrs. W. L. Mayer, Chair-

man; Willa Dean Lane, D. 0. Price,R. G. Christopher.

Reception Committee—Dr. and Mrs.Ellis Mr. and Mrs. R. L. McMillan.

Bell Boy and Maid—J. H. Britt andDaisy Bagwell.Clerks—Fay Lineberry and B. J.

Kopp.Orchestra—F. L. Tarleton, Director.Refreshments—Mrs. C. E. Maddry,

Pauline Sawyer, Mabel James, DaisyBagwell.

Mr. R. L. McMillan, superintendentof the Sunday school, will present theawards furnished by Lewis SportingGoods Store and the Gift, Shop to theboy and girl winning in the Baggage-Memory Contest which recently closed.The church cordially invites all who

are interested in any phase of its workto be present at their social Saturdaynight.

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H. T. Davis,

R.O.T.C. RIFLE TEAMSTILL IN THE LEAD

The N. C. State R. 0. T. C. RifleTeam won the second stage of theFourth Corps Area rifle match with amargin of two points.The rifle team, under the coaching

of Lieutenant Webb, has come throughhalf the Fourth Corps Area rifle coin-

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graduation he was commissioned it upon the shoulders of the men whosecond lieutenant in the calvary. are specializing in Dairy HusbandryColonel Gregory has seen service in to see that this ‘3 done.”

all parts of the world. He partici-pated in the Philippine insurrection,the Spanish-American war, the puni-tive expedition into Mexico, and finallythe World War. In the latter he tookpart in four major operations and twomajor defensive sectors. He waswounded at Montfaucon, France, andafter the armistice was signed served

Col. D. D. GregoryMissouri, and the remainder of hisboyhood days were spent in that State.He attended Carleton College and theMissouri State Normal College, and in1897 entered the United States Mili-tary Academy at West Point. Upon

with the army of occupation at Neu-meid on the Rhine.Colonel Gregory came to State Col-

lege in August, 1920. Since that timehe has been at the head of the mili-tary department of the college.

petition match and is still on top witha score of 466 against a score of 455by Alabama Polytechnic Institute anda score of 453 by Georgia Tech. TheUniversity of Tennessee, which wasonly six points behind at the end ofthe first stage, has dropped to tenthplace in the second stage, thus elimi-nating our nearest rival in the firststage. The match has already beencompleted, but the final results willnot be known for two weeks. At campthis summer the winning team will bepresented with a silver trophy, andwe are hoping that it will be presentedto the team from N. C. State.The scores for the second stage are

given below:Team Score

1. N. 0. State .................................... 2392. Alabama Polytechnic I ............ 2373. University of Georgia .............. 2354. Georgia Tech. .............................. 2345. Emory University ...................... 2336. Citadel .......................................... 2327. N. Ga. Agricultural College... 2318. Louisiana State University...... 2279. Missippi A. and M. .................. 226

10. University of Tennessee ........ 22611. Clemson ........................................ 22112. Davidson ...................................... 22013. University of Alabama ............ 21514. Wofford College ......................... 21515. Presbyterian College ................ 202

" ? MYSTERY ? "State College appears to be getting

in better focus with the public eyethan ever before. We are finding somany unique ways to advertise ourcollege. It certainly pays to adver-tise. Any modern flapper can assureyou of that.We advertise, as do all schools,

through our athletics. This is a veryold and approved method of adver-tisement, provided a school puts outgood teams. While we are not thebest in the world, we are certainlynot at the bottom, by any means.Another form of advertising is the

finished product which we turn outto represent our college in the variouswalks of business. State graduatesrank high in the business circles;both of this State and other States.Our judging teams and debating teamsadd another important cog to ourmachinery of advertising. But it isthe unusual that catches the publiceye now, and in order that advertis-ing may be effective, it must hit thepublic so they will take note of it.

First, we discovered that novelmeans of training our entire studentbody for track; the running broadjump, mound-scaling, etc. Then theyplaced across the numerous chasmsnarrow pieces of timber. These wereused as supstitutes for tight ropes,and tended to develop self-confidenceand ability in balancing oneself whilemaneuvering through a tight place.During this period, the military de-partment let slip a line chance to ad-vertise themselves as instructOrs intrench warfare.The anti-checking law was next in

vogue. This furnished a backgroundagainst which we were able to displaythe fact that we had not lost that goodold spirit of conquest. Ever pursuing,ever achieving—learn to check and toflirt. Of the unusual, 'mystery is per-haps the most fascinating. Therefore,we have introduced this in our cam-paign of placing ourselves in the lime-light.Our current sensation is the mys-

tery of the disappearing Freshman.This, of course, happened at the firstpublic appearance of our varsity base-ball team. About the time that theoccupants of the bleachers were los-ing interest in the game because ofthe monotony of seeing State varsityromp around the bases. while therather one-sided score piled up; afoul ball soared over the backstop.This being the only kind that theAthletic Supply Company could putacross. The majority of the crowdfollowed the ball with their eyes. AFreshman reached to catch it, andjust as the ball settled in his hands,presto! he disappeared. Since then,it has been the talk of the collegeand Raleigh, speculating over whatbecame of the disappearing Freshman.This little touch of mystery will prob-ably be followed by more and bettermysterious plots.What next? State College, keep ad-

vertising alongl—College Observer.Feeding the Dairy Cow

“Perhapsvthe greatest drawback tothe dairy industry is the fact that thedairy cows in the South are sufferingfrom a lack of sufficient roughage.”Experienced dairymen will know

that the ideal condition for a dairycow is an abundance of sunshine,plenty of fresh air, all the water shecan drink, and a stall that is comfort-able in which she may rest.A cow needs a little feeding of grain

each day. There is no pasture in thissection that will grow a well-bred ani-mal without a small amount of graineach day. If there is any one thinglacking in a feed, the best way tomake it up is by the feeding of a num-ber of different feeds.

In closing, the speaker called theattention of the class to the fact thatthere were thirty states in the Unionthat had more Holstein-Fresian cowsthan any other breed.“When a man chooses dairying as a

life work, the greatest problem thatpresents itself is the choice of feedsand the proper feeding of them so asto obtain the greatest returns per dol-lar invested.” said Mr. Stanley Combs,Field Agent for the Holstein-FresianAssociation, in an address to the am-mal-breeding class Wednesday morn-ing.The average production of dairy

cows in the State of North Carolinais 2,500 pounds of' milk per cow eachyear. which is considerably below theaverage for the United States as awhole. “I believe this figure can bedoubled” said the speaker” and it is

The fact that North Carolina standsthis nearthe bottom gives us a doublyhard task to perform.

He—When you told your father thatI did not smoke, drink or gam‘ble,what did he say?She—He said he did not want meto marry a perfect man, but that youwere such an accomplished liar beguessed you would do.

“Believe me she'd make some cho-rus girl.”“How’s that?”“She's got the three qualifications."“What are they?"“Well, a good voice is one of them.”

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FORMER COLLEGE STARSIN NEW JOHNSON FILM

Two former college baseball stars,motion picture father and son, playthe roles of big league pitchers intheir respective generations in EmoryJohnson's sixth big F. B. O. produc-tion, entitled “Life’s Greatest Game.”They are Johnnie Walker and TomSantschi, who take the parts of JackDonovan, junior and senior.Johnnie Walker is a New York boy,

born and bred, and he learned thegame on the sand lots in and aboutthe big city. Most of his early lifewas spent with a ball and glove, andfrom the time he was a youngster inknee pants he loved baseball. One ofthe most regular attendants at majorleague ball games when he is in theEast is this same “America’s mostfamous son.” He played ball at Ford-ham College._Tom Santschi was brought up in

the vicinity _of Chicago, and playedhis first baseball within sound of theroar of Lake Michigan. He went tohigh school there, and strangelyenough was for a time a pitcher, therole which he plays in the Johnsonopus. But soon he was transferredto the outfield, where his hitting at-tracted no little notice in local schoolcircles.Mr. Santschi then went to Purdue,

where he pastimed for the collegenine, largely in the outfield, but oc-casionally trying his hand again atwork on the pitcher’s mound.

In “Life’s Greatest Game" TomSnatschi takes a part, therefore, forwhich he is eminently fitted, both inathletic prowess and in temperament.

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NEW HIGHWAY TO PASSSTATE COLLEGE. CAMPUSThe ancient adage that all roads leadto Rome, could now be, with all pro-priety, modified to read that all roadslead to State College. This is becom-ing each day a more evident fact. In

addition to the State highway, numer-ous railroad lines, and other minorroads and car lines that pass it, thecollege is to have a ne whighwabounding it on the south.This highway is in reality a branch

of the present Raleigh-Durham Statehighway. There are two possible en-trances into Raleigh. First the Mor-gan street entrance, passing over thenew overpass in front of the State In-stitute for the Blind, coursing on,south of Pullen Park.

Second, the Boylan Heights entrancecoursing back of the State Peniten-tiary and south of Pullen Park. Atpresent it is debatable as to which ofthese routes is most feasible. How-ever, one of them will be chosen even-tually.From Pullen Park the road runs

nearly in a westerly direction, back ofthe State College pistol range, overthe present State College farm road.The probable closest point of contactwith State College campus is in therear of the college barns, where the‘\road runs. approximately four hun-dred feet from Rocky Branch. Stillfollowing the college road on top of

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Thursday, March 26—Monty Banks in “Racing Luck”

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the hill, south of the college barns, itshoots in a straight line, passing aboutthree-quarters of a mile south ofMethod to Charlie’s Filling Station.thereby eliminating a very dangerousgrade crossing in that locality thatmust be crossed in approaching Ral-eigh by the old route.The approximate length of thisproject from Pullen Park to where itties in with the present highway isthree and one-half miles. The right-of-way will be cleared seventy feet inwidth. The roadway will be forty feetwide. The wearing surface will beconstructed of top soil and gravelThis will serve the present needs.Eventually the road will be bar". sur-faced with cement or a bituminousmaterial.Thsir odaw as an idea incorporated

in the plans made for beautifyingState College. These plans were drawup by Warren H. Manning, landscapeérchitect, who is employed by Stateollege to develop its campus estheti-cally. The road was sponsored by the

Raleigh Chamber of Commerce. Thisbody appointed a committee to workout this problem. On this committeewas Dr. Brooks and Professor Wootenof State College, who have been bothindustrious and efilcient in cooperatingwith the Chamber of Commerce ofRaleigh in effecting the building ofthis new road. Professor Wooten issupervising the engineering part ofthe road’s construction for the Cham-ber of Commerce. He ran the locatingsurvey, although the preliminary sur-vey was made by the State Highway.He is also to see that the road meetsthe requirements listed in the stand-ard specifications of the State High-way, and in all probability the roadwill be taken over as a part of theState highway system after it is com-pleted. .'The burden of cost of constructing

this road will be borne by the city ofRaleigh for that part of the road inthe city limits, by State College' forthe part of the road that is on itsproperty, and by Wake County for theremainder of the road. Tins cost,however, will be insignificant whencompared with the economic improve-ment this road will effect| It will re-lieve tlfe excessive traffic congestionthat is prevalent on the present Hills-boro street route. It will save a dis-tance of 2,000 feet from Capitol Squareto a point where the new road ties inwith the present highway. And finallyit will imprOVe and develop the prop-erty along the route, making it valu-

Iuable real estate, which at present isnearly useless. Aside from the eco-nomic considerations this road will bean asset in other ways. For instance,it has been suggested that the spacebetween the roadway and State Col-lege be utilized as a park. This parkbeing a continuation of the presentPullen Park.Then, too, persons using this road

when on the summit of the hill southof State College will be enabled to geta wonderful panorama of 'State Col-lege. They will be able to see thewhole campus in its true beauty,whereas at the present one is unableto do this from Hillsboro street. Aboutfifty convicts are at work at presentclearing the right-of-way. It will beonly a short while before constructionon the roadway will be begun in earn-est.Old Lady (to druggist)—-I want a

box of canine pills.Druggist—What’s the matter with

the dog?Old Lady (indignantly)—I want you

to know that my husband is a gen-tleman.The druggist put up the pills in

deep silence. t IThere are two kinds of girls—those

you can kiss and those you don’twant to.

over me.Kid—It does? Well, you oughta

been here when ma caught her nosein the washing machine: you'd a frozeto death. O O 0Miss Grogan—I’m getting some rare

work from this class.Class (together)—Rare?Miss Grogan—Yes; not well done.

upon for this purpose.

“hamburger shacks"bordering streets.

Hood College students celebrate apay-day every year. on which occa-sion everybody in college settles alldebts and starts the year clean. Acentral point of meeting is decided

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O t .Kid—Damit!Preacher—Hush! Don’t talk like

that. It made cold shivers run all '

Columbia students are not at all'high-brow in their taste for food.judging from the large number of

infesting its

kissing the hired girl." When hismother started for the kitchen heshouted: “April fool! It’s only pa.”. O OMinister—Surely, my boy, you are

not fishing on Sunday?Small Boy—Hell, no!

a worm how to swim!Barney—Will you marry me? e e eShe—No, but lend me your knife. "What do elephants have that noBarney—What 3 the idea? other animals have?” asked the teach-She—I want to cut another notch er of her first grade.

in the swing. “Little elephants,” was the surpris-ing answer.——Judge.Our idea of an optimist is a man s t I:who will work a crossword puzzle Willie—Pa sent me for a piece ofwith a fountain pen.——The Salemite. rope like this.

‘ " ‘ Hardware Dealer—How much doesFather (to co-ed after examining he want?her expense account)—Do you think Willie—Just enough to reach fromsilk stockings are absolutely neces- the goat to the fence.ary?Daughter—Certainly, up to a certain

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College Course ReallyBasic, Says World Flier

Message of Lieutenant ‘Smiling’Jack Harding to YouthfulAeronautical Enthusiasts

“A good college education is oneof the best foundations that a young-man interested in aviation and itsallied fields can have," says Lieuten—ant “Smiling” Jack Harding, of theWorld Fliers.

It is interesting to note that Lieu—tenant Harding is a native of Tennes-see, the son of an inventor and elec-trical engineer. His early leaningtoward mechanics inspired a two-year course in engineering in Van-derbilt University, and later at theUniversity of Tennessee. He enlistedin the air service as a buck private,trained at the Mechanics’ TrainingSchool at St. Paul, and then won hisflying spurs at Wilbur Wright Fieldat Dayton. He was rated as mastersignal electrician and aviation mech-anician there. In 1919 he made oneof the first Atlantic—Pacific flights.

His sunshiny disposition and gen-ial good nature, in the face of allsorts of adversity, won for him thesobriquet of “Smiling Jack” amonghis companions on the epoch adven-ture of the age.

Mr. Harding believes that we areon the e've of a great era of airtransportation. “For the young manwho has had a standard course inMechanical Engineering and a spe-cialized course in Aeuronautical En-gineering, there are great possibili-ties in aviation and its allied fields,"Mr. Harding declared.

Perhaps the path to success in thisfield may seem long and difficult trav-el for the average young man. How-ever, a standard course in Mechani-cal Engineering not only preparesthe youth to meet the many andcomplex problems of this industrialage in which We now live, but italso helps the young man “to findhimself”, as the immortal WoodrowWilson said in his book, “When aMan Finds Himself.”

“One can learn to fly in a monthand a half or less,” declares Lieuten-ant Harding. “For did not the Eng-lish turn out flying men in eighthours flying time? It is admittedthat flying experience will make theaeroplane designer more practicaland the chief engineer more effi-cient. But flying is not all there isto the game. Just think what agreat service that person can renderhumanity who discovers a way toincrease visibility through fog, “theaviator’s nightmare.” Imagine whatit will mean when aviation hasreached the point when it will notonly vibe the fastest and safest meansof transportation, but also the mosteconomical means of the best typeof transportation!

“Finally, let us not forget thosewho paid the supreme price that avi-ation might live. For aviation, likeall branches of engineering, is ‘Thescience of controlling the forces andutilizing the materials of Nature forthe benefit of man.’ ”

Census of students at William andMary College disclosed that moremen bore the name of William thanany other nomicker, and Mary wasthe most common name among thegirls.The calf is an extremely valuable

farm product. From it we get veal,gelatin, shoes. liver and onions, and95 per cent of the chicken salad servedin restaurants.

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Romance Is Not Dead,Says Professor Sledd I loved two girls,

Wake Forest Professor Deploresthe Present Realistic Epoch

in Literature(From News and Observer.)

“Merely to mention the name ofromance now is to put yourself be—yond the pale of the elect,” declaredDr. Benjamin Franklin Sledd, headof the Department of English ofWake Forest College, speaking lastnight in the Meredith College audi-torium here, on the subject of theromantic period in literature.“And yet romance is not really

dead,” continued Dr. Sledd. “Haven’twe just had four years of financialromance in which we have been float-ing on bladders, as it were, in a seaof bondage. I feel that were we tohave four more years of such finan-cial romance in which we might cutdown all the trees and concrete allthe roads we will have committedalmost the unpardonable sin.“Why, we pour out our money in

torrents on highways, and yet whena professor wants to say somethingon romance he cannot find a decentbook on the subject in the Englishlanguage.”

Dr. Sledd traced the growth of theromantic movement, describing itsdifferent phases in France, Ger-many, and England. He deplored thepresent age of realism, brandingMasters’ ”Spoon River Anthology” as“garlic” and speaking of Amy Low-ell’s “Ragweed” and Vachel Lind—say's “Ragtime.”

“If the readers of modern litera-ture really enjoy any of it, they canenjoy anything," stated Dr. Sledd.Romance was characterized by the

speaker as something that “sets yourblood tingling and makes you forgetthat you are a married man.”

Despite the present reign of real—ism in the, literary world, Dr. Sledddeclared that the world must be pre—pared for another awakening such asthe Renaissance for the RomanticMovement.

“This old earth of ours is still afertile place,” he said. “It’s not asold as we think it is."

The speech of Dr. Sledd featured-the fifth of the joint meetings of theliterature clubs of Meredith, St.Mary’s, and State. The speaker waspresented by Dr. Thomas P. Harri-son, of State College.

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(’Tis very sad, the story I relate)One was the sweetest little blonde that

ever had a date. ,To see this girl at half past eight, I

went each Friday night,And there we’d sit in her porch swingAnd talk by the bright moonlight.I never spoke of love to her;She wouldn’t understand.I just sat there and watched the moonAnd squeezed her little hand.One Friday night (it grieves me sore,This part I tell to you,She was so sweet, that little girlWith hair of golden hue.)I tried to steal a kiss from her,Oh, fatal impulse that —She said goodnight with frigid meinAnd handed me my hat.

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The other girl was tall and dark C RHODES Proprietor0A gypsy type brunette,I thought she was the sweetest girl

that I had ever met.With her, instead of Friday night,I had my date on Monday.She always felt so good, she said,After a rest on Sunday.We sat and talked—she was always

gay,I loved her cheerful laughter,But no advancements would I dareForever more thereafter;For I had learned a lesson fromMy sweetheart blonde of old-—I wouldn't give this girl a chanceTo leave me in the cold.One night we sat there by the fireTalking of many things,When a stifled yawn escaped her lips,The yawn that ennui brings—“Here is your hat,” she said to me,“So sorry you must go,You haven't tried to kiss me yet,My, but you’re awful slow.”

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Poultry luwmElects New Oflicers

Alexandria Wilson High SchoolHighly Praised by Prof.

ArmstrongThe Poultry Science Club met

Thursday night for the purpose ofelecting officers for the next term.

Before the election, Prof. W. F.Armstrong nd Judge Carr gave veryinteresting talks.

Professor Armstrong told of hisexperiences, for the past few days.visiting agricultural high schools. Hetold of the lack of interest at a ma-jority of the places. The farmerswere backward in farming and alsoin asking questions. Poor ventila-tion of poultry houses and brooderhouses was one objection he madeof the farmers he visited. He alsocriticized some of the agricultureteachers of these schools for not help-ing the community moi-e. He stressedthe possibilities of an energetic agri-culture teacher in the community.

It seems that he found one idealagricultural community. This wasthe Alexandria Wilson High School.Every farmer there seemed to be in-terested in scientific agriculture.They were organized, and even theboys of the community had organizedinto a Poultry Club. The women.also, had agricultural organizations.

“Pullets as a Factor in Egg Pro-duction" was the subject of JudgeCarr's talk. Before he could starton this, he had to add some to thepraise of Alexandria Wilson HighSchool. He gave the club some veryaccurate and valuable data on thedifferent pens of chickens at thepoultry plant. It showed that thepullets made a fair profit during thewinter, but the old hens had a deficitcomparable to Maxwell’s.

After a small political campaignand the usual amount of hot air,which seems to be necessary, thefollowing oiiicers were elected:

President—C. F. Parrish.' Vice-President—C. P. Fishburn.Sec. and Treas.——-J. S. Moore.Reporter—J. F. Bullock.“Mother," cried little Mary, as she

rushed into the farmhouse where theywere visiting, “Johnny wants the Lis-terine. He has just caught the cut-est little black and white animal andhe thinks it's got halitosis.”

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(All social and personal newsturned in Ta: Tscumcum ofliee willbe appreciated by the editor.)

—J. P. Nowell is spending the week-end in Coleraine.

-—P. D. May, J. W. Fagan, andHarold Weaver left Wednesday tospend the week-end in Aberdeen withrelatives and friends. '—D. F. Devane is spending the

week-end in Fayetteville recuperatingafter a very strenuous week.—J. C. Mace spent Sunday with

fraternity brothers while on his wayto work in Dayton, Ohio.-—Percy Blackman was recently

pledged to the Kappa Alpha Frater-nity. "

——Dr. W. P. Hardee, of Durham,and E. B. Hardee, a senior in Rich-mond Medical College, were visitorsof their brother, F. S. Hardee, Fri-day.—Buck Bynum left Monday for his

home in Edenton to spend the week.—Tommy “Steeple" Upchurch, Jr., something to laugh at.

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is visiting .friends and fraternitybrothers on the campus this week.—E. H. Dobbins is spending this

week‘with homefolks in Gastonia.—C. W. Sheilleld spent the week-

end in Greensboro.~——Lambda Chi Alpha announces the

pledging of Fred Barclay, of White-viile. ’ I

——A. F. Daugherty left for AshevillegTuesday to spend the week-end with:parents. I—J. R. Lang is spending the week-

end at his home in Farmville.—“Red" Meredith is spending the

week-end with parents in Tarboxo.Mother—Now, Dorothy, ('0 you

know what becomes‘of bad little girls?Dot (hanging her head)—Yes’m,

they have dates every night when they '

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grow up.A salesman, after knocking at the

front door, went around to the backwhere he saw a small boy beating acarpet. The man asked:your mother at home?"Sonny replied—“Hell yes! Do you

think I’m doing this for my health?"

“Sonny, is

Al—Do you think I'll be able tomake her happy?Ike—Well, she will always have

THE FLAME THAT FIRES

GOLLEGE athletic teams illustrateforcibly one truth—men achieve byinspiration. The bleachers’ cry of“Hold ’eml Hold ’eml” has keptmany a goal line uncrossed. “Touch-down I Touchdownl ” has scoredcountless victories.

In an engineering organizationlike Westinghouse, this inspirationcomes from engineeringexecutives—men who correlate, organize, admin-istrate, and inspire. They are engi-neers first, but engineers with thepower to enlist the best ofother men.

Many derived their own first in-‘spiration from the Founder, George

Alumni NotesObservations Communicationsof Zippy Mack

Examinations are over, and the lastquarter looms up with all its hopes,aims and possibilities. With theclear, friendly sunshine, and the gen-tle breezes, accompanied by theshouts and banters of “Chick" Doak'sdiamond warriors, playing in ourmidst, there is something in thewhole atmosphere which bids us startall over again, and live, and live, andlive.Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Lewis Bailey

announce the marriage of their daugh-ter, Rosalind, to Mr. Claude EdmondlHarris, on February 7, at Durham,N. C. At home, 403 North Pine Street.Charlotte, N. C. Mr. Harris is a mem-ber of the Electrical Class of '24.

Mr. R. F. (“Babe”) Ruth, of theClass of ’23, is head of the newly or~ganized department of poultry atClemson College, S. C. He took uphis duties there at the beginning ofthe spring semester. Mr. Ruth is alsoassistant baseball coach.

Mr. and Mrs. L. J. Jordan, of Bes-semer City, announce the birth of a

11.Civils.Mr.

drews, of the ’24 Electricals, is now

daughter, Lillian Frances, on MarchMr. Jordan is one of the '22

J. L. (“High Pockets”) An-studying law at Cornell University,Ithaca, New York.Mr. T. E. (“Tom”) Lattimore, of

the ’24 Textiles, is with the KershawCotton Mills, at Kershaw. S. C.

Mr. B. M. (“Bim”) Jones, Jr., ofthe '24 Civils, is in the research lab-oratories of the Illinois Highway Department, Springfield, Illinois.

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“Now I’ve dropped you into themiddle ofthe pond,” he told his engi-neers. “It’s up to you to swim out.”

There was plenty of swimming—-butWestinghouse knewhis swimmers.

'As has been true since organiza-tion began, the demand for men whocan develop into leaders is far, farshort of the supply.welcomes them. All

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