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Fun 08 Shenzhen Daily Wednesday November 1, 2017 Email: [email protected] (Solution on Page 04) Crossword Puzzle Across 2. Cry hard 5. Journey; Star ____ 6. Used for rowing 7. Internal Revenue Service 8. Trade; barter 10. Male deer 13. Not odd 16. Social outcast 18. Honest ___ Lincoln 19. To: You; ____: Me 20. Top of a house 21. Santa’s helper Down 1. Had grown 2. Jump rope 3. Person in charge 4. Region 8. Have sight 9. How old you are 11. Deuce 12. Heavenly father 14. Change over time 15. What you’re called 16. Maker of foam toys 17. Chaotic mob Joke of the Week What does it tell you? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” exclaims Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I sus- pect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes said: “Watson, it means that somebody stole our tent.” mail: [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] 8351-9818 Snapshots A sculpture featuring models of German sports car manufac- turer Porsche is seen outside the factory museum next to the headquarters of Porsche in Stuttgart, Germany on Monday. A descendant of soldiers from the Australian and New Zea- land Army Corps (ANZAC) takes part in a dress rehearsal for a re-enactment of the famous World War I cavalry charge known as “Battle of Beersheba,” when ANZAC soldiers con- quered Turkish forces and helped the British capture the Holy Land in 1917, in Beersheba, southern Israel on Monday. The sun sets behind a windmill belonging to Miller Nigel Moon in Whissendine, Britain on Monday. Descendants of soldiers from the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps during a dress rehearsal for a re-enactment of a WWI battle on Monday. SD-Agencies Models present creations for a fashion show by Uyghur designer Dilara Zakir at China Fashion Week in Beijing on Monday.

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Fun 08Shenzhen Daily Wednesday November 1, 2017Email: [email protected]

(Solution on Page 04)

Crossword Puzzle

Across2. Cry hard5. Journey; Star ____6. Used for rowing7. Internal Revenue Service8. Trade; barter10. Male deer13. Not odd16. Social outcast18. Honest ___ Lincoln19. To: You; ____: Me20. Top of a house21. Santa’s helper

Down1. Had grown2. Jump rope3. Person in charge4. Region8. Have sight9. How old you are11. Deuce12. Heavenly father14. Change over time15. What you’re called16. Maker of foam toys17. Chaotic mob

Joke of the Week

What does it tell you?Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” exclaims Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me

that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I sus-pect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes said: “Watson, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

mail: [email protected]@gmail.com

[email protected] [email protected]

8351-9818

Snapshots

A sculpture featuring models of German sports car manufac-turer Porsche is seen outside the factory museum next to the headquarters of Porsche in Stuttgart, Germany on Monday.

↓A descendant of soldiers from the Australian and New Zea-land Army Corps (ANZAC) takes part in a dress rehearsal for a re-enactment of the famous World War I cavalry charge known as “Battle of Beersheba,” when ANZAC soldiers con-quered Turkish forces and helped the British capture the Holy Land in 1917, in Beersheba, southern Israel on Monday.

The sun sets behind a windmill belonging to Miller Nigel Moon in Whissendine, Britain on Monday.

Descendants of soldiers from the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps during a dress rehearsal for a re-enactment of a WWI battle on Monday. SD-Agencies

Models present creations for a fashion show by Uyghur designer Dilara Zakir at China Fashion Week in Beijing on Monday.