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Bo Burnham, who vis-ited Tufts on Saturday, discusses his experi-ence in comedy.

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Carmichael is serv-ing nearly 800 pounds of chili today for its annual Station House Chili Fest.

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UIT promotes cybersecurity on campus this month

Student-professor drink budget reduced

Faculty highlights key election issues at Engage the Debate The Office of the Provost last night hosted “Engage the Debate,” a faculty panel and community forum in Cabot Auditorium that previewed a live showing of the second

presidential debate. The event featured five Tufts faculty members who each gave fifteen-minute presenta-tions on topics relevant to this year’s election, followed by a question and answer session with the audience. Panelists included Dean for

Academic Affairs in the School of Arts and Sciences James Glaser; Senior Lecturer and Director of the Community Health Program Edith Balbach; Professor of International Economic Affairs at the Fletcher School of Law and

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Members of the tufts community gathered in Cabot auditorium last night for a faculty panel on the presi-dential election, which was moderated by Provost and Senior Vice President David harris. a viewing of the second presidential debate followed the presentations.

see DEBATE, page 2

by Menghan LiuDaily Editorial Board

The Tufts Students and Professors Integrating Reaction, Intellect and Teaching (SPIRIT) Fund, which offers a free bev-erage to a student and pro-fessor at the Tower Café矡and Brown and Brew to encourage informal discussion beyond the classroom, changed its policy this semester due to budgetary restrictions. SPIRIT will now only cover the cost of drinks less than $3, according to Dean of Academic Advancement and Undergraduate Study Carmen Lowe. “It’s great that so many pro-fessors are meeting with stu-dents beyond the classroom. That’s really important. [It’s] what the SPIRIT Fund was really established for,” she said. “The problem is that it’s been getting very expensive [over] the past couple of years.” Lowe, along with Director of Dining and Business Services Patricia Klos, reviewed receipts from Tower Café矡and Brown and Brew before revising the policy to ensure that the pro-gram will remain effective, according to Lowe. “After looking at dining ser-vices’ receipts, I discovered that there are only two drinks that cost more than $3, and that’s the premium juices which are the Naked juices and Odwalla juices, and there’s a large spiced

chai beverage that costs over $3,” she said. “Everything else is around $1.48.” Although Lowe’s estimation holds true for Tower Café, sev-eral beverages on the menu at Brown and Brew are priced at over $3. Medium- and large-sized mocha lattes and cappucci-nos, as well as specialty cof-fee drinks like the “Clockwork Orange” and the “Chocolate Corduroy,” would not be cov-ered under the SPIRIT Fund. Samantha Bloom, a junior who frequently met with her history teaching assistant (TA) last semester, does not believe that placing price limits on the free beverages will have a significant impact on the pro-gram because most drinks are under $3 and many students enjoy the informal conversa-tion setting. “I felt very encouraged to reach out to my TA and have discussions with them about topics related to class even when I didn’t have direct ques-tions about the current topic of study,” Bloom said. Dean of Academic Affairs for Arts and Sciences James Glaser established SPIRIT’s free bev-erage program in 2004 after President Emeritus Lawrence Bacow convened a task force on the undergraduate experi-ence, according to Lowe.

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Due to budgetary restrictions, starting this semester the SPirit fund will only cover the cost of beverages that are less than $3.

see SPIRIT, page 2

This month, University Information Technology (UIT) ini-tiated a university-wide campaign encouraging members of the Tufts community to keep their electron-ics safe from security breaches. In light of increased global awareness about the impor-tance of password security on smartphones and tablets, UIT has declared mobile passwords its focus for the Department of Homeland Security’s National Cyber Security Awareness month. Theft of cell phones and other mobile electronic devic-es is one of the fastest ways that data can be stolen, UIT Director of Communications and Organizational Effectiveness Dawn Irish said. Irish said UIT is encouraging students and faculty to enact password protection on all of their devices, as passwords can stand in the way of data breach-es if the device is stolen. A thief could gain access to emails, per-sonal information, mobile bank-ing accounts and health records on a device that is not password-protected, she added. Many people are continually logged on to their favorite web-

sites or save their passwords in their phone, UIT Director for Information Security Chuck Young said. This is an open door for crim-inals to access personal informa-tion and, Irish added, leave a vic-tim vulnerable to Facebook spam. “We forget that we have all these keys hiding inside of our phone and so when we lose our phone or it gets stolen, it’s a sad moment,” Young said. “If the things gets lost, if there’s a password on [the phone], most people feel much better.” The campaign for mobile mind-fulness, as UIT calls it, includes posters displaying the statistic that “25 percent of people have a device stolen; 70 percent don’t use passwords.” Smartphones, tab-lets, e-readers and laptops are all at risk, Irish said, noting that the danger is especially high for facul-ty and staff on campus who have sensitive or confidential informa-tion stored on their devices. “If they have university data on their devices, they should have it password protected,” Irish said. Although Young believes that faculty and staff are aware of the security risks of keeping their devices unlocked, he said the issue is increasingly relevant for every-one who owns a mobile device. “There’s certainly more work to

be done, but I think most organi-zations are finding that the mobile device challenge is the new fron-tier [in cyber security threats],” Young said. Ahmed Hamdy, supervisor for the student employees at the Technology Support Center, said that the theme for UIT’s fifth annual National Cyber Security Awareness Month campaign is especially applicable to the modern day. “For me, [changing] your pass-word frequently [is important] ... One of the easiest things to hack is probably a password,” he said. Irish said that mobile device owners often do not think about password protection until their phones or tablets are stolen. “People don’t always want to hear about password protecting their devices until ... it happens to them,” Irish says. Previous National Cyber Security Awareness Month cam-paigns on the Hill have covered concerns like virus protection and mobile Internet security. UIT has also urged faculty to use Identity Finder software on their devices as a precaution against identity theft, Irish said. “When a phishing attack hap-pens, we send out a blast email to let people know, and people still fall for them,” Irish said.

by MeLissa MandeLbauMDaily Editorial Board

by Lizz graingerDaily Editorial Board

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Campus Comment

“I definitely think it was better than the last debate. There was more substance. I think social media will determine who

won more than the actual debate.” —Catey Boyle, senior

“Obama was definitely more on his game. He came in with much more energy. Town

hall was not a good form for Romney. I think Romney came across as a bully.”

—Rebecca Dewey, sophomore

“I think Obama did a much better job of refuting some of the mischaracterizations

that Romney made.”—Jeremy Beck, first year

Fletcher student

“I think it was good that there were a lot of issues brought up that hadn’t really been discussed yet ... I was really pleased that they talked

about immigration.”—Joey Herman, senior

“Romney’s position on women’s health really elic-ited a strong reaction from

the audience today.”—Aparna Ramanan, senior

Students who came out for the Engage the Debate event last night had much to say afterward about the discourse and the candidates’ positions.

“The talk about education for me was the most relevant as a student, but I feel like neither of them really

answered the question.”—Maha Mian, junior

“Obama did shirk some of the issues, but not as much

as Romney did.”—Graham Starr, sophomore

“I don’t think Mitt Romney was answering the questions, and

when he was he was presenting the wrong facts.”—Emily Paine, senior

Diplomacy Michael Klein; Associate Professor of Political Science Richard Eichenberg and Assistant Professor of Sociology Sarah Sobieraj. Provost and Senior Vice President David Harris acted as the event’s moderator, intro-ducing the forum as a non-partisan gathering intended to help listeners become more informed consumers of the presidential debate. “Like all good professors, our job is to provide you with the tools to make your deci-sions and then get out of your way,” Harris said. Glaser began the panel with a discussion about subtext and implicit issues in the election, such as issues of race, class and religion. “Are there implicit issues of race that have come up in this campaign?” Glaser asked, not-ing that campaigns tap into people’s preconceptions in order to influence opinions on issues like welfare reform. Welfare reform was intro-duced as a campaign issue this summer when Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney accused President Barack Obama of “a plan to gut welfare reform.” Glaser framed this as an implicit issue of race, as stud-ies have shown that welfare spending is negatively impact-ed by racial stereotypes. Glaser also spoke briefly on religion, stating that reli-

giosity, not religion, creates a divide in support for the candidates. He cited statistics showing that those who do not regularly attend church sup-port Obama, while those who do support Romney. Glaser concluded that despite these minor distinctions, elec-tion campaigns and debates ultimately consider issues on a broader level to help voters understand their choices. “Campaigns are sledgeham-mers, they are not scalpels,” he said. Balbach followed with a dis-cussion on healthcare reform, as the Affordable Care Act (ACA), otherwise known as Obamacare, has become one of the larger sledgehammers in this season’s election. “[Obama] was trying to solve a very difficult set of problems that somebody had to do,” Balbach said. Cost, access and quality are the main considerations when legislating healthcare, and the United States has overspent and underperformed in all three, according to Balbach. The ACA is meant to address these problems, and, if it works, 95 percent of people will have insurance coverage within six years, she said. Balbach closed with a break-down of the purported $716 billion in savings from the ACA’s Medicare payment cuts. “Is this cutting down on benefits for seniors?” she asked. “Well, you can frame it either way.”

Klein was tasked next with speaking on jobs and the economy. In the interest of full disclo-sure, he informed the audience that he spent a year and a half working for the Obama admin-istration in the Department of the Treasury. “What you’re going to hear tonight in the debate is a lot of facts,” Klein said. “But facts without context aren’t very useful.” Klein addressed concerns about weak employment levels following Obama’s economic stimulus package, noting that ,from a historical perspec-tive, recovery has tended to be weaker in modern recessions. “Is there something extra going on?” he asked, referring to the possibility of govern-ment overregulation. He did not answer the ques-tion, instead encouraging the audience to think about eco-nomic context as they listened to the debate later that night. “It should be entertain-ing and interesting,” Klein said,“[but] I’m not sure that it’ll be illuminating.” As an expert on interna-tional relations and foreign policy, Eichenberg began his presentation by acknowl-edging that this election has focused less on foreign policy issues. He then gave a brief overview of each candidate’s foreign policy platform. Sobieraj concluded the panel with a presentation on media management and how

campaigns seek to influence media coverage of the debates. An estimated 62.7 mil-lion people watched the first presidential debate, hitting a 32-year record in gross ratings. Sobieraj speculated that such excitement is due to an impression that debates, unlike speeches made at party confer-ences, provide a relatively free and open space for the public to connect with the candidates. Sobieraj then described the process by which each cam-paign gears up for the debates, an undertaking which some-times includes 200 pages of preparation questions. “Just because they can’t script the whole thing doesn’t mean they don’t try really, real-ly hard,” she said. Sobieraj concluded with a suggestion to call it a dual press conference rather than a debate. “[Debate] sounds a little more lively and undermanaged than it actually is,” she said. The faculty panel then fielded questions from the audience, which included doubts as to whether debates even mattered in changing peoples’ minds. “The truth is, we watch these debates through our own lens-es,” Harris said, adding that a focus on rallying for a large turnout can be more impor-tant than changing minds. Harris closed by reminding the audience that many elec-tions, not just the presidential election, will occur on Nov. 6.

“One of the recommenda-tions from the task force was putting a coffee shop in the library, which was a really radi-cal idea back then ... to pro-mote the Tower Café as a place where students and faculty can get together beyond the class-room,” Lowe said. Associate Professor of Psychology Samuel Sommers said SPIRIT facilitates informal interactions between students and professors, which is impor-tant to the intellectual experi-ence on campus. “One of the biggest advantag-es of being a student at Tufts is that it’s a small enough univer-sity to allow you to get to know your professors,” Sommers said. “In my large lecture classes, I often hold a few coffee hours over the semester when a group of students and I get together for informal conversation about a wide range of topics, both course-related and otherwise.” SPIRIT will provide faculty members with drink coupons staring in January 2013 to bet-ter monitor where the money is being spent and what specific professors are using the fund for, Lowe noted. “It’s just a sense of account-ability and tracking and better planning, since it’s really been hard to manage this budget because I get the receipts from dining services about a month after the fact,” she said.

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In October, Tufts celebrates more than just the changing of the leaves. The annual Station House Chili Festival hosted today at Carmichael Dining Center honors local police officers and firefighters who serve the Tufts community . According to Communications Specialist of Tufts Dining Services Lyza Bayard, the Chili Fest was originally inspired by the events of Sept. 11, 2001 as a way to com-memorate both local and national heroes. In recent years, it has evolved to reflect and appreciate the local community. “[Sept. 11] was really a catalyst for acknowledging those around us who keep us safe,” she said. “Our goal was really to reach all the local police and firefighters, spread the word and bring all the com-munity officials from the various response departments together for a meal.” Chili Fest invites the officers of the Tufts University Police Department (TUPD), as well as the Medford and Somerville emergency response teams, to interact with each other and students in a social setting. “The best thing about the occasion is really the connection that arises.” Baynard said. “You see the officers, men [and] women from the local emergency response departments and students and faculty sharing a table and just chatting in a posi-tive setting. It’s amazing.” Interaction between officers and students is normally hard to come by, according to Tufts’ Fire Marshal John Walsh. “The event is truly a wonderful thing,” Walsh, who arrived to the Hill in August, said. “In an emergency situation, people are so rushed there is really not a moment to interact with the students, and this allows us to do so.” One major goal of the event is to pro-mote awareness about public and fire safe-ty issues. The departments have represen-tatives and booths set up in the dining hall designed to provoke questions and encour-age awareness of safety in the dorms. “The festival is, in many ways, an educa-tional opportunity,” said Kelley. “[The dis-plays] provide an awakening for many stu-dents, as in ‘[Wow], that can happen?’” Similarly, Walsh says that his favorite part of the occasion is the presentations, because of their educational value. “Unfortunately, many students think that a fire will never strike their life,” Walsh said. “As public safety officials, we love educating others. Little things can have a big impact, and this is another chance to break down any barriers.”

The event organizers’ hope is that by attending the event, students will gain a greater understanding of the loyalty and dedication our local heroes have to serve, save and protect the Tufts community. “If you think about the role of responders in the big picture, everyone here has a mis-sion. You yourself have a mission; it took a lot of hard work on your part and on the part of others for you to be here. We are safeguarding that mission, and it is personalized for each of you,” Walsh said. “If we prevent something that could have interfered with your mission, then we are doing our job well.” Last year, approximately 1,200 students, faculty and responders showed up to enjoy the festivities, according to Kelley. He hopes to see a large crowd this year as well and encourages students to be actively involved with the event. “Last year, we had about 50 to 75 com-ments about the food that was offered,” Kelley said. “In fact, one of the items on the menu, the Cincinnati Chili, we serve with spaghetti now because a student bought to our attention the ‘authentic’ way to serve it.” Unit Manager of Carmichael Dining Center Kelley also mentioned the huge effort it takes to put on the event. The cooks at Carmichael contribute, with some even con-tributing their own chili recipes. Besides the Cincinnati Chili, the community can expect

99 pounds each of Chunky Chicken Chili and the spicy 5 Alarm Chili, and over 500 pounds of Carmichael Firehouse Chili. “We’ve probably got close to 800 pounds of chili, and you can figure we have enough for at least 1,200 students tomorrow for lunch,” Kelley said. “It takes a small army ... [but] it’s second nature. In addition to trying to put the meal out for dinner tonight, [we’re] also prepping for tomorrow.” Senior Nick Metcalfe has enjoyed the Chili Fest during his time at Tufts. “On one hand, it is exciting to be treated with some dishes in the dining hall that you don’t get everyday, but on the other there is also a great response from the public safety officials,” he said. “You can tell they are very thankful and appreciate how much we care about what they do.” Walsh says that Chili Fest stands out because of its positive atmosphere, which contrasts with many emergency situations that public safety responders face. “We get to go to all the bad events,” he said. “This is a good event, this is a good mission.” The Chili Fest each year welcomes back students and officers alike, and Metcalfe appreciates the event for its work in building community relations. “There is just something about chili that brings people together,” he said.

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My girl Amelia

This column is about how Amelia Earhart was the coolest woman on the planet. She was the first woman aviator to ride solo across the Atlantic

Ocean, a best-selling author, a visiting fac-ulty member at Purdue University and, most importantly, she is my spirit woman. A spirit woman is the apple of your eye. The cham-pion of your days. The hero of your heart. I can say with a relative amount of confi-dence that I am Amelia Earheart’s biggest fan — and she is my spirit woman. In terms of risk-taking women, she’s got Catwoman, Nancy Pelosi and Meryl Streep — do not deny this woman’s awesomeness — beat by multitudes. Angela Merkel at a fair but distant second. Earhart has a pretty impressive resume. After a number of dangerous and record-breaking flights, she undertook a record-set-ting solo trip across the Atlantic in 1932. As the first woman to successfully complete this trip, she was catapulted to national fame. She wrote a number of books, launched an educational lecture series and became somewhat of an aviation celebrity. Through her visibility, she vehemently promoted emerging women’s careers and women in aviation, both through her academic and professional aviation careers. Her style of dress and appearance was distinctly androg-ynous, helping her become well known as a gender-ambiguous and feminist celebrity. Over a half-century after her death, some feminist authors praised her for being a beacon of gender-bending visibility. Both her activism and unwillingness to conform to gender stereotypes of occupation and appearance are admirable and really quite unique for her era. Much to America’s — and my — dismay, Earhart’s impressive career and life came to an end on an attempt to fly solo around the world. Her flight lost communication with ground control, and her landing place has since remained a mystery. Reports, docu-mentaries and many Hollywood dramas have documented where they believe Amelia Earhart landed and how she died. There is a rather strange theory among that bunch that states that Earhart made her way back to America, moved to New Jersey and changed her name to Irene Craigmile Bolam. My girl Irene sued the pants off the guy that accused her of this. While Amelia Earhart is my spirit woman, she’s more than just my spirit woman. I’m pretty sure that our lives are cosmically con-nected. Here are some non-trivial examples. A completely innocuous yet interesting fact about Amelia Earhart is that she had some serious sinus issues. I get a lot of sinus infec-tions. It’s fate. Furthermore, I did a project on her in second grade, on which I received an A+. That could be nothing short of divine connection. We both have names that start with A, and I once told my camp friends that my mother named me after Amelia Earhart. This is totally believable, as I know my moth-er is super into this spirit woman idea — I’m pretty sure hers is Whoopi Goldberg. And, drum-roll for the big finish: Amelia Earhart lived for a short time in Medford. I live in Medford. All I’m trying to say is that this woman does not receive enough acclaim for how fantastic she was. We take for granted the risks she took — flying solo, speaking out, carving a place for herself in her profession. My girl took risks. You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take, right? Throw caution to the wind, throw Mitt Romney’s dog on the roof and take a risk. Try not to crash somewhere in the Pacific, but that is less important. Our world is bet-ter and more fruitful because Amelia Earhart took the risks that she took. And Amelia — or Irene — wherever you are, thank you for being the most fantastic risk-taking, gravity-defying spirit woman I could ever ask for.

Alexa Petersen is a senior majoring in politi-cal science and peace and justice studies. She can be reached at Alexa.Petersen@tufts.edu.

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This year’s station house Chili fest, held today at Carmichael Dining Center, brings local officers and students together for lunch.

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students are set to taste the smorgasboard of chili options today in Carmichael.

Police officers, firefighters to be celebrated over hundreds of pounds of chili

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Megan Clark | Where’s the CraiC?

‘The Wind That Shakes the Barley’

Megan Clark is a junior majoring in his-tory. She can be reached at Megan.Clark@tufts.edu.

Filmed in 2006, “The Wind That Shakes the Barley”(2007) is a nuanced study of the national and social factors behind the Anglo-Irish War and the

Irish Civil War. “The Wind That Shakes the Barley” is set in County Cork in the 1920s, a decade that saw the Irish War of Independence and the subsequent Irish Civil War. Cillian Murphy — a favorite of this column — stars as Damien O’Donovan, a doctor about to move to England in order to practice medicine. Pádraic Delaney plays Teddy O’Donovan, Damien’s brother and an Irish revolutionary. Early in the film, Damien witnesses several instances of extreme violence perpetrated by occupying British soldiers. These experiences and his brother’s encouragement lead Damien to stay in Ireland and join the IRA. Both Murphy and Delaney give tremen-dous performances as brothers trapped in a conflict that originally brings them together but later pits them against each other. Murphy and Delaney demonstrate the inner turmoil created by waging a guerilla war in order to achieve peace. “The Wind That Shakes the Barley” is sympathetic to the IRA in its early 20th century incarnation. It advocates for the necessity of war to alleviate a tyrannical gov-ernment, but also demonstrates the impos-sibility of accomplishing peace through war. “The Wind That Shakes the Barley” received international attention after winning the Palme d’Or, the top award at the Cannes Film Festival. While most critics lauded the film, it sparked controversy among those who criti-cized it for its inflammatory bias toward Irish nationalists and socialists. However, many of the film’s critics refused to see it, mak-ing their comments ridiculous and invalid. Significantly, criticism and praise for the film came from both Irish and English voices. Director Ken Loach used the film to explore the socialist underpinnings of the Republican opposition to the Anglo-Irish Treaty that ended the War of Independence. This oppo-sition led to the Irish Civil War. In last week’s review, I wrote that “Michael Collins” (1996) inaccurately portrayed the Irish Civil War as a conflict fought solely over the partition of Ireland. “The Wind That Shakes the Barley” introduces social factors in order to compli-cate the political ones behind the Civil War. These factors are similarly more complicated than anti-partition sentiment. In Loach’s film, the Republicans demand a reorganization of society along more equitable lines and refuse to settle for an economic and social system that impoverishes the major-ity of its citizens, even if that system is free of British rule. They decry absentee landlordism, an arrangement in which most people do not own their own homes and are at the mercy of their landlords. Loach introduces a crucial element into the discourse on the Irish Civil War but also reveals a strong bias toward the Republicans. Nonetheless, since Loach is a filmmaker instead of a journalist, I find this bias entirely acceptable. Loach was also criticized for portraying the British forces as outrageously brutal. This critique is justified. In the film, British officers murder a 17 year old kid, attack an old man and ransack a family’s house. However, Loach also treats the British soldiers with compas-sion. In one scene, Damien has been arrested and is being questioned by a British officer. He denounces the British occupation. The officer responds, his voice breaking, “I’m just a soldier sent by my government.” He repeats this line and then yells at Damien for his dis-respect after men died for him at the Somme. This scene demonstrates how many British soldiers, still reeling from World War I, felt powerless in Ireland. While the intensity of this film makes it distasteful to some, I would recommend it to anyone looking for a fresh perspective on the Irish Civil War.

intervieW | Bo BurnhaM

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youTube sensation Bo Burnham visited Tufts Saturday night as part of his national comedy tour.

‘Words Words Words’ with Bo Burnham, guest at Tufts last Saturday

Since he began posting videos to YouTube in 2006, Bo Burnham has become a YouTube celebrity with mil-lions of views to his name. The 22-year-old has released two comedy albums, was voted num-ber one in Comedy Central’s Stand-up Showdown and won the “Panel Prize” at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards. A Boston local, Burnham returned home on Saturday night as part of a small national comedy tour. The Daily chatted with Burnham after his performance.

The Tufts Daily: So, you’ve been mak-ing videos online for years now. What was your transition like, going from

basically an online format to doing stand-up live?

Bo Burnham: Well, I started doing the videos in 2006, but I haven’t posted one in a long time. And even when I was mak-ing videos at first, it’s a wonderful format but I always wanted to do it live. I would do the videos in one take. There was no editing in my videos. So it was, I think, easily translatable once I could actu-ally get the courage up to actually get on stage because I wasn’t relying on editing. I was just performing them like I would on stage. But I just had to kind of stick my neck out and do it. I would rather have, like, 500 people laugh than 5,000 people type, “Haha.”

TD: What sort of reaction did you expect when you first started posting videos?

Were you aiming for fame, or did it just sort of happen?

BB: I don’t remember. I tell the story a bunch. Sometimes I say it was for my brother. I forget. I remember when I posted the videos, I thought I’d put the guitar down, and put the piano down and I’d be a real comedian, because I thought it was a crutch. It sort of was a crutch in my earlier videos. And then I dug into other comedians and saw that musical comedy is actually its own form that’s legitimate and actually way more conducive to the things that I would want to do in comedy.

TD: Very cool. You also do a lot of personal songs and random ones that have some

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Movie revieW

‘The Paperboy’ proves strange but compelling nouveau-noir picture

Between recent indie hits and big Hollywood blockbusters, the film noir genre is making a comeback. If a film could paradoxically be both

refreshing and stale, a respectful hom-

age to old films while still falling short as a modern blockbuster, it would be “The Paperboy.” Zac Efron plays Jack Jansen, a col-lege dropout and paperboy who lives in the backwater suburbs of 1969 Florida. His journalist brother, Ward (Matthew McConaughey), returns home from Miami to investigate the trial of convicted cop-killer Hillary Van Wetter (John Cusack).

by brendan donohue Contributing Writer

courTeSy millennium enTerTainmenT

Zac efron has come a long way since starring in the “high School musical” films.see PaPerBoY, page 6

the Paperboy

Starring Zac Efron, Nicole Kidman, Matthew McConaugheydirected by Lee Daniels

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He’s assisted by his partner, Yardley Acheman (David Oyelowo), and a woman, Charlotte Bless (Nicole Kidman), who has been carrying on a correspondence with Van Wetter and is sure of his innocence. Anita (Macy Gray), the Jansen family maid, recounts the story from the future in an interview shown in the opening scene. Inhibited by Van Wetter’s unwillingness to cooperate and Jack’s love for Charlotte, Ward struggles to work with the convict to get more information about the convic-tion. The southern town’s establishment is against the journalists, working to hide any information that might uncover how they did not give a fair trial. Deep in the murky swamps of Florida, Ward and Yardley discover that this case will pull them into a scummy world of alligator skinners and prison masturbation, racism and ’60s culture. This film provides an honest but exag-gerated image of Florida during the end of the Civil Rights Movement. Although this is not itself a major factor of the film, the tension between white southerners and the British-born, black Yardley and the black family maid is a defining theme of the film. Jack’s New Yorker stepmother is the charac-ter who is most disrespectful to Anita, and while her relationship with Jack is usually playful, it becomes awkward and serious after she overhears him use a racial slur against Yardley. The loss of Jack’s mother leads him into an exploration of the human need for love after loss, as he falls in love with the much older Charlotte. She exemplifies this desire for love in her correspondence with many violent criminals.

Lee Daniels’ direction provides a wide picture of the suburban South, juxtaposing clips of alligators in swamps with shots of long highways and flashy cars. The music is well put together, an appropriate homage to the time. It often provides excitement when upbeat and positive songs pair ironi-cally well with violent scenes of beatings and stabbings. Matthew McConaughey’s Ward is tor-tured, and his portrayal of this charac-ter and his dark secrets is convincing, fresh and somewhat surprising, given McConaughey’s typically silly roles. Nicole Kidman is excellent as Charlotte, a char-acter whom the audience will fall in love with while pitying her for her self-inflicted downfall. Her raw performance is incred-ibly emotional and volatile. Zac Efron, in an attempt to contribute to a serious role following his early estab-lishment as a Disney star, does well as the hopeful and in-love Jack. He sometimes pales next to McConaughey and Oyelowo’s Yardley, but he is strong in his youthful innocence as he tries at the same time to grow out of it. His character seems to almost reflect the actor’s own career. John Cusack is horrifying as Van Wetter, a convincing and creepy lifetime criminal who has no respect for the woman who loves him. His family, living deep in the swamps, provides a background for his character. “The Paperboy’s” story is sometimes choppy, with parts of plots opened up and not closed, including Yadley’s mid-movie departure and Jack’s career as a college swimmer. However, the film provides an overall satisfying story, from its in-depth introductions to the exhilarating and vio-lent air boat climax, and offers a fresh take on old themes.

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research to them like “New Math.” What was the hardest song that you’ve ever written, whether for personal reasons, or for research, or just coming up with lines?

BB: I don’t know, they’re all hard in different ways. You know, the ones that are more pun-ridden would just be like, I would throw a line to that song like, every once in a while, and then I’d have a list of like, 50 lines that I could assemble into a song. I always try to make the song I’m working on be the hardest song, because I like trying to challenge myself. Even doing more serious stuff’s a challenge in a different way than trying to do more densely funny stuff is. So they’re all different.

TD: Musical comedians like yourself, like Stephen Lynch, really seem to capture the best of both worlds — like, the theatri-cal stand-up and also musicality. And you do a great job melding that yourself. If you had to pick between doing strictly music and doing straight stand-up, would you ever be able to pick one?

BB: I don’t know. I’m able to do a combination of both. I think if I could choose one thing, it would be theater because I think that’s what I think my show is a bit like — a bit like a one-man show rath-er than a stand up show, because I get a little bored up there. That’s why it’s a little all over the place sometimes. But yeah, if I chose one it would actually be theater, because I think there are theatri-cal elements of comedy.

TD: Where is your music head-ing, do you think?

BB: I don’t know. Every hour I’ve tried to revamp as my third hour, and this feels like a big change from the last one, which was a big change from the first one. And I don’t know, once I fin-ish this hour, then you have this feeling like, then I have nothing. I need to make something better than last time and that’s when

I’ll find that out. Right now I’m focusing on polishing this hour.

TD: Where do you look for inspira-tion? Your songs and material are simultaneously about everything and about nothing in particular.

BB: Well, that’s a good way of saying it. A lot of it’s pretty meta and has to do with making fun of the idea that I’m even doing this in the first place. But nowadays, I’ll just take the idea of, like, what if I thought I was really deep? And then I wrote a song about how stupid that would be. Or, like, what if I wanted to be really sappy and intimate? So a lot of it’s, like, finding the conceit.

TD: Because you came from YouTube and you’re young, who

do you think your fan base is? I think it’s different than a lot of comedians’ fan bases.

BB: Yeah, for sure. I think a decent amount of them are very young, like, young girls. And I love that before seeing me they haven’t seen comedy before. They don’t have a judgment of what comedy should be. So it’s not like I feel like I’m coming in here being like, “Oh, I’m tearing down walls.” They’re so open to that, and I like that. And I think they’re the most valuable people to speak to and say something to, as opposed to preaching to a choir. But I hope there’s an older audience. I think there’s an older audience with it. Because I just look at the comedians I like, the comedians I’m influenced by

and they have older crowds. But I think in being particularly young compared to other comedians, I attract a younger crowd. I don’t think my act is specifically about being a kid, but it’s all very silly and fun for kids, I think.

TD: What’s your relationship like with most of the comedic community? Some comedians don’t think you’re “legitimately” famous because of your YouTube roots. Do you often encounter this sentiment?

BB: I went into this thinking, “It’s going to be miserable,” like, “I am going to hate myself.” And they have been so nice. I’m friends with a lot of comedians. I didn’t come up with a lot of comedians, but they have been very nice,

and want to teach me stuff, but also don’t want to act like they’re better than me to teach me stuff. At least for the most part, I think people said I was fully commit-ting to my stand-up and trying so hard to do it correctly. If the rise to fame was “legitimate,” nobody would become famous. I don’t think there’s a legitimate rise to such a silly thing.

TD: What do you want to be for Halloween?

BB: I don’t know. I never dress up. Yeah, I don’t know. I wish I were more entertaining.

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Theater over policy once again in second debate By now, both President Barack Obama and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney have honed their message on the election’s press-ing issues down to a science. The rest of the campaign will not likely offer any more specific plans in either can-didate’s stump speeches. It will, however, offer an infinite number of opportunities for gaffes and misspeaking. From this point forward, there will likely be no surprises in the candi-dates’ policy views. What the outcome of the debate season hinges on instead is a complicated dance that has ele-ments of theatre and appearance. The much-anticipated sequel to the first debate, in which Obama looked tepid at times compared to a stern Romney, did not disappoint as a the-atrical spectacle. The candidates began lobbing attacks at each other right from the get-go at the showdown at Hofstra University in New York. The Twittersphere lit up immediately, and avid fact-checkers had a lot of work to do, as both men challenged each other’s claims at every opportunity.

The candidates offered their cam-paign pitches in a town hall setting. Issues discussed included solutions for the federal deficit and student debt and policy on gun control and immigration. On these topics, Obama and Romney predominantly reiterated points from earlier in the campaign. Yet the most memorable moment of the debate had little to do with policy. When Romney challenged Obama’s claim to have dubbed the Sept. 11 attack in Benghazi, which resulted in the death of the U.S Ambassador to Libya, an “act of terror” within 24 hours, moderator Candy Crowley stepped in to correct the challenger and confirm that Obama was correct. Romney had said, “I just want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack ... an act of terror,” a claim that is false, although two weeks after the incident much more about the terrorist nature of the attack was known. Romney appeared off-kilter, and Obama came off as a confident com-mander-in-chief by being declared correct by the moderator on a dispute

far less important in the grand scheme of things than other issues presented in this debate, like the goverment’s role in healthcare and the strength of the economy. The lack of new information on issues unearthed during this debate season has placed the onus squarely on theatrics like these as the decisive fac-tor. CNN/ORC International reported poll results from immediately after the debate that said that 46 percent of viewers believed that Obama won and 39 percent had Romney as the winner. These poll results likely reflect how Obama had fewer theatrical slip-ups than Romney, more so than they are a reflection of the candidates’ views on policy. In the first debate, Romney appeared energized, together and able, while the president did not offer as concise and passionate answers. Last night, both candidates spoke cogently and with passion, making a clear win-ner more difficult to call. In one key moment, however, Obama stood tall while Romney looked foolish in a the-atrical moment that will dominate today’s headlines.

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I applaud Neena Kapur’s effort to talk about cybercrime in her Oct. 15 piece “Code as a weapon.” As a com-puter science major in the School of Engineering and a concerned member of society, I know that even though cybercrime is becoming more preva-lent each year, not a lot of people seem to care. Kapur was right when she said that Stuxnet was “truly revolutionary” — it definitely opened the door to a new kind of warfare between govern-ments and, sometimes, between gov-ernments and organized “criminal” groups as well. However, I feel that Kapur failed to convey that Stuxnet and other malware have not revolutionized the way that ordinary people think about cybercrime. Yes, we the people are

vulnerable to attacks from these pro-grams, but I claim that this is some-what preventable. The general population needs to be more computer literate: We need to know how computers work to understand the ways malware takes advantage of vulnerabilities in our computer systems. Even program-mers — especially me — need to have more security training so that they don’t introduce vulnerabilities into their code. Interestingly, a lot of companies are trying to automatically make the web safer for everyone by making them use strong passwords or by auto-updating software to instantly patch vulnerabil-ities. This way, users are much safer on the web without having to do any-thing complicated — like take COMP 11, 15, 40, and Network Security — to know what’s going on.

Finally, I would like to express my distaste at Kapur’s use of pathos to convey her message. An angry Girl Scout with a gun? “Shaking with fear” when we hear about malware? These are all unproductive images and ideas that do not inform or teach anything to the Daily’s learned readership. In fact, they are completely misguided: We should strive to understand mal-ware and its virtual siblings so that we can be strong against these kinds of threats. After all, we are vaccinated with weaker versions of a virus to be able to fight against the real thing. The same should apply here — with a little knowledge of malware, we’ll be better equipped to fight it off.

Sincerely,Juan Carlos Montemayor ElosuaClass of 2013

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Nobody to blame

This week’s presidential race has been relatively quiet — at least as of yesterday morning, the deadline for the submission of this article.

Morgan Freeman was recently resur-rected after a dramatic Facebook death to replace Big Bird as the centerpiece of President Obama’s new campaign ads. The economist Paul Krugman claimed that the Romney tax plan was as phony as Paul Ryan invading the Ohio soup kitchen in order to get his picture taken without actually cleaning any dishes. Vice President Joe “The Wildman” Biden won the debate with Paul “The Numbers Guy” Ryan from a policy standpoint, except The Wildman expectedly lost his candor and couldn’t stop from interrupting Ryan with laughter and snide comments like an arrogant high school honors senior fac-ing down a new teacher. Old ladies every-where probably thought Representative Ryan won due to his manners and love of hydration. But this all seems pretty standard in the flow of our political sta-tus quo. The calm got me thinking: What happens when disaster strikes? A political “disaster” usually entails a gaffe or a poor debate performance. Think of an actual catastrophe. Temporary infrastructures need to be established. Rescue missions need to be organized. Evacuations need to happen rapidly, but in a civilized fashion. Katrina and Sept. 11 both come to mind. Both candidates would probably react to a terrorist attack on U.S. soil in quite similar fashion: over-whelming force. Obama would refuse to look weak after killing Osama bin Laden, and Romney would see the opportunity as a chance to “nation build” in order to open up new markets for U.S. trade. But the packs would react quite differently if a disaster struck which had no human being to blame. Hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, droughts and blizzards are not myths of a time long ago. The earth is dynamic. These are its cycles. There is no Congress, nor past president, nor for-eign enemy who can be called at fault for their existence. It is incredibly difficult to declare war on the environment — though we are doing our best to quickly improve on that front. Just for a moment, close your eyes and picture the sheer devasta-tion of a category 5 hurricane that hits Miami or a volcanic eruption in the ocean that causes a tidal wave in New York. The damage would not only destroy those cit-ies’ infrastructures and the economies, but also take human lives. Gentlemen, cutting taxes won’t get you anywhere now. Nor will gilded rhetoric. Solving this problem will entail gaining international support for supplies and later investment, as well as mobilizing our National Guard and other relief organiza-tions quickly while finding temporary and permanent housing for the newly home-less internally displaced persons. This is all technically a redistribution of wealth. How do you react when there is a bonfire under your ass? Because the summer of fires and drought earlier this year in the Bread Basket caused a shortage in agri-cultural production, national food prices are up. Cattle farmers are using candy to feed their cows because of the lack of corn. What if next year brings even less rain? The aquifers in the region are nearly drained. Romney’s most likely plan is to send in Red Cross trucks full of bootstraps so people can simply pull themselves up. Sixty seven percent of all Americans believe in climate change. Half of Republicans now believe in global warm-ing. There are disagreements about its origin, but whether or not it is human-caused, we will need to adapt to it. Then again, this could be the perfect chance for Mitt Romney and his Bain Capital experi-ence. He could just take all of the refugees and ship them overseas.

William Shira is a senior majoring in peace and justice studies. He can be reached at William.Shira@tufts.edu.

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Political throwdowns on Facebook

With the presidential election three weeks away, Americans have taken to Facebook and other popular social media websites to spout their views on the can-didates and their platforms. That behavior can be positive, as it is a form of political activity. Those posts suggest that a person has been follow-ing the candidates and/or the issues and is passionate about the outcome of the election. Americans should be civi-cally engaged. Political statuses might also inform Facebook users who have not followed the election as closely. Chances are, more

Americans are tuned into their news feeds than the homepages of major news publications. Election-related material on the site may keep them informed. However, that is not to say users should take every political post they see at face value. Rather, those posts should encour-age them to learn more about the issues and the candidates. Some users probably have hidden agendas and the material they post may not be all that accurate. Also worthy of discussion are the political statuses that come off as militant and overly aggressive. Who wants to log onto their Facebook page only to find material attacking them for thinking a certain way? No one. Then again, users have the option of hiding more militant posters from their

news feeds. Just because someone has a habit of posting hostile statuses doesn’t mean you have to subject yourself to them every time you log onto the site. For better or for worse, people’s behavior on Facebook and other social media websites sometimes influences their interactions in the real world. Someone who attacks a political party online might find that they have fewer friends who are willing to carry on a conversation about the subject with them in person. Their friends may even steer clear of discussing any controver-sial topics with them in the future. In the end, these people will likely not refrain from posting political statuses, but it does not mean their Facebook friends will listen.

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US press should look to examples set by foreign journalists

We often think of journalists strug-gling against oppressive governments while dealing with threats and vio-lence. Some of these countries include Syria, China, Iran, Sudan and, most recently, Mexico. The drug war that has engulfed the [U.S.-Mexico] border cities for six years brings to mind immigra-tion, drug and human smuggling and cross-border violence. Further down the list is freedom of the press. This year, the University of Arizona School of Journalism presented the annual John Peter and Anna Catherine Zenger Award to two journalists who stand for freedom of speech: Rocío Gallegos Rodríguez and Sandra Rodríguez Nieto, for their work cov-ering violence against women, drug cartels and related crimes for El Diario de Juárez. Juárez has been a center for bor-der violence for years, and Mexico has been labeled “the most dangerous place in the world for journalists.” Since the war on drugs began in 2006, 67 journalists have been killed in Mexico. Many more are threatened, harassed and intimidated. But Gallegos and Rodríguez repre-sent the struggle for freedom of the

press with their struggles through the threats and harassment they receive, as well as a non-responsive govern-ment that wages a war in which it ignores its own people. This should be a standard that jour-nalists should strive for, regardless of how free or oppressed the media is in their home countries, because in the future these roles could be reversed. A perfect example is the U.S., and just beyond the southern border of Mexico. In the 1970s and 1980s, Latin America was one of the worst places a journalist could be located. With the continent covered by military dic-tatorships and oppressive regimes, journalists and other political activ-ists were sometimes “disappeared” at the hands of the government, and often were never seen or heard from again. Since those governments fell in the late 1980s, freedom of the press has certainly not flourished in Central or South America, but it has taken signif-icant steps toward achieving a system where information flows freely. Press freedom in the U.S. seems to be trending the other way, unfortu-nately. This year, the U.S. fell 27 plac-es to 47th in press freedom in rank-ings by Reporters Without Borders. This is mainly “owing to the many

arrests of journalists covering Occupy Wall Street protests,” according to the organization. There are other factors that should worry citizens about the impending fate of free information — increas-ingly limited access to government documents due to national security issues (perceived or real), increas-ing self-censorship and the recently developed phenomena of sources expecting to be anonymous instead of anonymity being an agreement under rare circumstances. To keep journalism from declining in the U.S., reporters should look to figures like Gallegos and Rodríguez. Even though, regrettably, the U.S. gov-ernment has been less responsive to the press, it is a much easier govern-ment to deal with than with Mexico’s. Reporters should be able to make bold decisions in order to protect the profession, and not worry about arrests, the self-censorship culture, or even governmental niceties (“We respectfully ask you not to print this.”) If journalists can follow Gallegos and Rodríguez’s examples by being bold and accountable not to the gov-ernment, but to readers, viewers and citizens, the U.S. press can rise from being one of America’s least-trusted institutions to one of the highest.

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our fifth runner only four seconds off the mark.” It is no small feat to have delivered against 21 other respected squads from the greater New England region, but the fact that the Jumbos did so with six of their top-seven being underclass-men propelled them further up and over these other schools — and above their much-heralded NESCAC foes — into exceedingly rarefied air. “We showed off our depth well with our top 12 not racing,” senior Adam Brosh said. “Joseph St. Pierre, Greg Hardy and James Traester [in particu-lar] all ran very well.” Though Tufts flaunted its enviable depth in the faces of weaker, non-

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i bet you didn’t know this, but I could be the second-best college basket-ball coach in the country without breaking a sweat.

College basketball coaching in today’s world is an easy game. All you have to do is take a team and promise a bunch of top high-school seniors that you are operating under a one-and-done system. You tell them that after hanging out in college for a year and winning a championship with their friends, there will be no pressure to stay. After all, the next class needs its space. But despite how easy the game is, no one but John Calipari wants to play it. After getting a commitment from James Young a few days ago, he now has three of the country’s top five recruits head-ing to Kentucky. Roy Williams at UNC only has one commitment in the top 45. Mike Krzyzewski at Duke has none in the top 30. You might argue that I couldn’t pull that off with any program, that the Kentucky name gets Calipari the recruits. But he was doing it long before he got to Louisville, taking top guys like Derrick Rose with him to Memphis. While you may not agree with his methods, it’s hard to argue against his success. You could say that I don’t have the talent to pull a team of egotistical freshmen together and meld them into a championship team. And you may be right. Then again, Calipari isn’t going to have to worry about that much this year, seeing as he’s already recruited twin brothers — ranked second and third in the nation, respectively — to fill out his backcourt. Must. Be. Nice. You might think that Calipari is the only one that can pull it off, but it’s beginning to look less likely that that’s the case. UCLA grabbed two top five recruits last year, while Billy Donovan at Florida has two top 10 commitments this year, as well. After the formula resulted in a title in 2012 for Calipari — even if that title later was vacated for recruiting violations, as most of his have been — the rest of the col-lege basketball establishment has been forced to take notice. So if the formula for success is so easy that even a college sports colum-nist could do it, where does that leave the sport as it begins a new season? Well, I think we’re headed down a slip-pery slope. Imagine a world where four teams split up the top 20 recruits amongst themselves each year. They turn over their entire team every year, and while occasionally a Cinderella will upset one or two of them in the tourna-ment, in the end their skill wins out every year. Each of the four becomes a dynasty, and the 344-team Div. I becomes a four-team competition. Stopping collapse is going to take way more collaboration between the NCAA and the NBA than we should realistically hope for. A talk between David Stern and the college sports big wigs is less likely to be productive than a debate between Romney and Obama. The key would be eliminating the one-year rule, either forcing college players to stay in school longer or not forcing them to go at all. Let’s be honest here: No one is get-ting a useful education from a school through one year of study, during most of which they focus on basketball. Let the future NBA players play in their own little separate development league — which, by the way, would draw great ratings — and keep the college game for the true student-athletes, who will also still be able to generate strong TV ratings. It’s a win-win for everyone. Maybe it’s not the best solution, but it’s better than the path we are headed down right now. You can keep think-ing on it. I’m going to go fill out some coaching applications.

Ethan Sturm is a senior majoring in biop-sychology. He can be reached at Ethan.Sturm@tufts.edu or @esturm90.

186shots attempted this season by the no. 8 women’s field hockey team, which has won 10 straight games and has yielded just 85 shots on the other end. When opponents did get a look at the cage, sophomore goalie Brianna Keenan has

made 35 stops and currently holds a .814 save percentage, good for third best in the nescac, as the team has recorded

three consecutive 1-0 victories and currently sits in third in the conference

standings.

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split of hockey-related profits proposed by the nhl to the Players’ association on tuesday. the proposal came in the midst of stagnant negotiations between the

league and union regarding the current lockout. the conflict mostly stems over the division of money, with the players

demanding 57 percent of league revenue and the owners rejecting that figure.

there is hope that if the dispute is resolved in the next few days, there will be time for a complete 82-game nhl season, due to

start in early november.

50/50 536total yards gained by the trinity football team in its 40-7 defeat of the Jumbos on

saturday. senior quarterback ryan Burgess completed 11 of 15 attempts for 175 pass yards, while the Bantams racked up 361 rush yards on 50 plays from scrimmage. even though the game was tied at the

end of the first quarter, the Bantams soon pulled away. trinity is a perfect 4-0 in the nescac and stands in a three-way tie for first place in the conference, while tufts

dropped to 0-4.

number of nfl games decided by three points or fewer in Week 6. several games

came down the final seconds, including the Baltimore ravens’ victory over the Dallas cowboys. With 36 seconds remaining,

the cowboys scored a touchdown to pull within two points of the ravens. after miss-ing the two-point conversion, the cowboys had a chance to win after recovering an on-side kick, but kicker Dan Bailey shanked the

51-yard attempt just left as time ran out.

7$9,995Price paid by an unidentified chicago resident in an eBay bid for a gallon of limited produc-tion barbecue sauce. the catch? the sauce

was originally intended for use on McDonald’s McJordan sandwich, a 1992 invention named

for former nBa shooting guard Michael Jordan. Jordan, a chicago legend, helped

lead the Bulls to six league championships be-tween 1991 and 1998, and has since become an international marketing figure associated

with brands such as nike and hanes.

6Members of the women’s cross country

team placed in the top 20 at the connecti-cut college invitational on saturday. in the six-kilometer race, the Jumbos accumulated

a team score of 51, notching a landslide victory and beating the runner-up team,

Keene state, by 37 points. freshman audrey gould finished first for the Jumbos and

fourth overall with a time of 21:58, a strong comeback for the first-year who had previ-

ously been sidelined with tendonitis.

Jumbos disappointed with Johnson & Wales Invitational results The men’s golf team continued its struggles this past weekend, finishing sixth in the field of eight at the Johnson & Wales University Invitational. The par-71 Cranston Country Club was especially unforgiving on Friday. Temperatures were in the low 40s and rainy, conditions that pushed the golf-ers to their limits, affecting the flight of the ball and making it hard for the players to remain consistent. The harsh weather translated directly into the high scores for all the competitors. The individual win-ner of the tournament, Rhode Island College’s Ryan Butler, shot a 13-over-par 155 for the two days. RIC was also the winning team and its two-day total was 621, 53 strokes over par. The Jumbos were not immune to the hardships of the conditions. They fin-ished the weekend in sixth place with a 95-over-par 663. But although the 42-stroke differen-tial between Tufts and Rhode Island is large, the final position does not tell the whole story. The Jumbos were only one stroke behind fifth-place Suffolk University and three strokes behind fourth-place Nichols College. If the team

had managed to cut just four strokes from their final score they would have cracked the top half of the play-ing field for the first time this year. And even though they did not do so, the team’s morale still remained high because of signs of improve-ment with some players—notably sophomore co-captain Alex Zorniger, whose 77 on Saturday was one of the better scores of the weekend. “It’s good to have big Al back from summer vacation finally,” said coach Bob Sheldon, in reference to Zorniger’s solid weekend. Meanwhile, freshman Jay Wong was once again the Jumbos’ star player, finishing tied for seventh overall with a two-day total of 158. Despite his performance, Wong wanted more out of the team’s results. “We went into this tournament hoping that we could finish really well,” Wong said. “But after what were probably the toughest conditions of the season on Friday, we finished with a less than ideal 339.” That 339 was not the worst team score of the day, but it was far behind RIC’s pace-setting 312 score. As has been the story all year, the golf team put itself in a hole after day one, and, despite the comeback efforts of the team, did not recover on day two.

“We are just lacking consistency,” said Wong. “We cannot seem to string together four decent rounds in one day. Alex stepped up big for us on Saturday, and hopefully we’ll have more efforts like that two weeks from now at New England’s.” Zorniger finished his weekend tied for 13th with a 161. Sophomore John Wawer contributed consistency in the form of a 85/83 split that tied him for 21st overall. Senior Ben Saperstein rounded out the scores with two-day 176. In a unusual turn of events, fresh-man Brendan Koh’s first-round score was omitted because he played the wrong ball. This disqualification did not affect the team’s overall score, how-ever, because only the top four scores from each day are counted. Despite its struggles, the team appears to have not lost its confidence or good spirit. “We got beaten by a school that is known for its culinary prowess and it didn’t feel good,” Zorniger said. “All summer I’m going to be working for that victory dinner they owe us.” The men’s golf team will play in its last tournament of the fall season, the New England Championship, two weekends from now on Oct. 28-29. It will be held at Captains’ Course in Brewster, Mass.

by G.J. Vitale Daily Staff Writer

Division jump makes men’s competition tougher

more competitive league, and was eager to test itself. But as anticipated, however, stiffer com-petition the likes of national No. 4 Coast Guard Academy among them, has not been all too kind to Tufts’ win column. The team’s 2-3 record is a far cry from last year’s unblem-ished regular season. “I don’t feel [it] accurately reflects our per-formances this season, but [it] does reflect the level of competition in our league,” said sophomore starting fly half Patrick McGonagle. “Our potential as a program is essentially limitless. If we keep up our per-formances, we have the potential to become a Division I [team].” Nevertheless, for a team comprised mainly of sophomores and juniors who had no experience before joining the Jumbos’ roster, the results posted thus far are not half-bad. A walloping of 15th-ranked Boston University at Homecoming was an exhibition of just how good this team can be. If the team’s talent level begins to trans-late into wins on a consistent basis, it is well within reason to believe that the Tufts men’s rugby team can become a formidable main-stay on the national scene.

The women’s team is no slouch, either, as it has also enjoyed its fair share of success over the past year or two. Thus far in 2012, the team has amassed a 3-2 record in the New England Small College Rugby Conference, which it joined prior to the start of the season. The squad has just one more game remaining, this weekend at home. The Jumbos line up against Amherst in a match that will likely determine which team makes it to the playoffs. This year, the squad is made up predomi-nantly of rookies and players who last year only played in B-side scrimmages because last year’s particularly large outgoing senior class was replaced by a particularly small incoming senior class. The Jumbos have performed valiantly in spite of their inexperience, which is reflected in their winning record. Sophomores Kelsey Wade and Lauren Ritterband, both flankers, are among those who have risen to the occa-sion time and time again, competing against more experienced players. Their two losses came against Middlebury and Bowdoin, far and away the two toughest teams in the conference. Bowdoin had held its opponents scoreless until it encountered a scrappy Tufts team in a heated showdown during which tensions flared the full length of the match.

“We kind of have a rivalry with Bowdoin,” sophomore outside center Emily Barns said, understating the extent of the enmity between the two teams. “Although we lost, we probably played our best game of rugby that day.” Fifth-year scrumhalf Joyce Tai, a Tufts veterinary school student and one of the squad’s hardest hitting and savviest players, was the first to score against Bowdoin this season. It was the way in which the Jumbos came out that day, confident and hungry, that provided Tai with a scoring opportu-nity. Still, the Polar Bears proved too tough a test for a young Tufts team. “We made a lot of good, hard, clean tack-les. Rugby can often look messy, with a bunch of people jumping on top of each other and dog-piling, but this game was clean and well played by both teams,” Barns said. Although there has been a massive influx of young students this season, the Jumbos’ core of upperclassmen starters has navigat-ed through what could have been a season peppered with tumultuous ups and downs. This weekend the team looks to extend its season against Amherst. Just as in the case of the men’s team, however, the wom-en’s team will have to overcome a myriad of obstacles and depend on its leadership in order to advance.

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With their regulars resting, Tufts’ reserves step up to the plate

Fresh off a tremendous showing at the All-New England Championship on Oct. 7, a severely undermanned Tufts men’s cross country team took to Connecticut College on Sunday to compete in the Connecticut College Invitational — the final meet of the regular season. With Tufts’ top 12 run-ners spared a day of racing in preparation for the upcoming NESCAC and regional cham-pionships, a number of non-scoring runners came through to secure a sixth place finish out of a field of 22 teams, some of whom — including many of the teams that fin-ished ahead of Tufts — ran their top seven runners. Expectations were not as high as usual, but a slew of impressive performances, including multiple personal bests, ensured that the regular season ended with a bang. Racing in optimal condi-tions in what is typically a course on which racers are buffeted by fierce winds, Tufts’ top five all shed substantial seconds off their previous best times to lift the team to a sur-prising result, finishing behind UConn, Connecticut College, Keene State, SUNY Oneonta and Gwynedd-Mercy. Paving the way for the Jumbos was sophomore Joseph St. Pierre, who finished in 28th place overall with a new personal-best time of 26:13,

one minute and 20 seconds behind overall champion Ryan McGuire of UConn. The Jumbos’ next three to cross the line did so within two seconds of one another in a thrilling photo finish. Sophomore Greg Hardy took the 35th spot, followed by freshman Michael Curley and sophomore Colin McCrory who claimed the subsequent odd-numbered spots. McCrory turned in an espe-cially noteworthy performance, as his time this week was 30 seconds faster than the one he put up last week at the All-New England championship. Freshman James Traester slashed an entire minute off his previous personal best, recording a time of 26:34 to finish in fifth for Tufts and 51st place overall. Senior Luke Maher and sophomore Sam Garfield rounded out the top seven, as Maher dipped just under the 27-minute mark with Garfield trailing him in the end by six seconds. “I was [especially] impressed by the grit and intensity the freshmen showed today,” St. Pierre said. “Both Michael and James have run personal bests on every course they’ve run on so far, impressive feats marking the start of collegiate athletic careers that are sure to flour-ish in the coming years. The overall performance speaks volumes of our team’s depth and talent. Our top four all ran significantly under 26:30, with

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an undermanned team took sixth at the connecticut college invitational.

by Sam GoldDaily Staff Writer

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Jumbos play well at NEWITTsStrong showing by Gann, Schonfeld in last fall tournament

The New England Women’s Intercollegiate Tournament last weekend saw the continued hard work and dedication of Tufts’ wom-en’s tennis team. A well-played final fall tournament will serve as a confidence-booster for the squad as it enters the long winter break. The Jumbos headed to Mount Holyoke to compete with 16 local schools, including Amherst, Middlebury, MIT and Brandeis, in the New England Women’s Intercollegiate Tournament. Each team matchup consisted of two singles matches and one doubles match, and the team that won at least two out of three moved on in the draw. “NEWITTs is a tournament with a unique format allowing for a lot of match play in a short amount of time,” senior co-captain Lindsay Katz said. Because of the way the format is set up, every team is constantly busy with matches. There are six events: Gail Smith — Flight A, Chris Davis — Flight B and four consola-tion events. This allows each team to really hone in on their skills and get a decent amount of match play under their belt. “This tournament allowed us to see our skills improve and our confidence build from that added

match play,” junior Samantha Gann said. The increased number of matches allowed Tufts to show-case its consistency, which has the team’s key attribute this fall. The Jumbos got off to a shaky start with a 5-4 win against MIT, but once the rust came off, the team cruised to a 9-0 thrashing over Brandeis. After their flawless play, the Jumbos then headed to the ITA Regional tourna-ment where they continued to win, making a few rounds of 16 matches and quarterfinals. Needless to say, heading into the NEWITTs, the Jumbos were ready to take to the courts once again. “As players, we look forward to the fall season to gain more match experience,” Gann said. “We want to learn the specific areas we need to [concentrate on] — both as a team and individuals — in the upcoming months so we can come out our strongest in March.” While the official scores for each specific singles and doubles match have yet to be released, accord-ing to the team, Tufts especially excelled in doubles, with Gann and sophomore Sophie Schonfeld making a strong run and reaching the semifinals. On their way to the semifinals, Gann and Schonfeld, ranked fifth, defeated Cadance Wu and Julia Hsu from MIT and then Sadie Sackleford and Lauren Amos from

Middlebury by 2-1 scorelines. The pair’s third match was won more thoroughly with a 3-0 quarterfinal triumph over Sarah Monteagudo and Isabel Camacho from Amherst. Gann and Schonfeld eventually fell to Amherst’s Jordan Brewer and Sue Ghosh 2-1 in the semifinals. “Sam and Sophie ... really stepped up to the competition and made it to the semifinals of a very competitive tournament” senior co-captain Janice Lam said. “I was impressed by how they fought and how feisty they were even on Sunday, when we had already played two full days of tennis.” Gann attributes the pairing’s suc-cess to the teamwork and camara-derie between her and Schonfeld. “Personally, it was so exciting playing NEWITTs with Sophie and to feel us really coming together as a doubles team,” Gann said. “I think the highlight for me was our 9-7 doubles win against Amherst’s Jordan Brewer and Sue Ghosh in the semifinal round. We didn’t do anything to play outside our-selves, but everything just clicked perfectly.” Other players played well, too. Senior Lauren Hollender and Lam teamed up and defeated Carley Cooke and Ally Bernstein from Brandeis before falling to Middlebury. Katz and junior

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Men’s, women’s rugby programs balance youth and experience

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the men’s team has experienced a renaissance in recent years with a new coaching staff and increased dedication.

by JorGe monroy-Palacio Contributing Writer

The hiring of head coach Maurice Kauff two years ago was the first important step toward success for the men’s rugby team. Since then, the team has flown noiselessly under the radar, grow-ing rapidly from a laidback collec-tion of guys into a regional jugger-naut with an impressive resume of victories and growth. Kauff brought with him, in addi-tion to two assistant coaches in Tom Collins and Jamie Green, the kind of work ethic and structure required to create a disciplined and

thriving program. His arrival proved to be the watershed moment that jumpstarted the club’s ascent. It would be an understatement to say that his impact on the program was profound. In 2011, as part of the New England Rugby Football Union, the Jumbos breezed through their schedule, highlighted by a 70-5 victory over WPI and a 63-0 victo-ry over WIT. Having torn through their regular season schedule, they earned a bye and a ticket to the playoffs. Following a first-round win against Bowdoin, the Jumbos found themselves in the New England

Final Four and national top 16, but after watching a 19-0 lead against top-ranked Salve Regina slip pain-fully away, their year was cut short. They had to watch from home as Salve Regina, the defending national champions, steamrolled their remaining opponents en route to a second consecutive title. Tufts finished the year with a 7-2 record and ranked No. 11 in Div. III, a sign that the team was continu-ing to improve in this new era. This year, though, Tufts was presented with the opportunity to move up to Div. II, a much

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by Sam Gold Daily Staff Writer