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True Laws True Laws True Laws True Laws Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. True Laws True Laws California: Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. California: Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. True Laws True Laws Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. True Laws True Laws Connecticut: You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. Connecticut: You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. True Laws True Laws Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

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Alabama:

It is illegal for a driver tobe blindfolded whileoperating a vehicle.

Alabama:

It is illegal for a driver tobe blindfolded whileoperating a vehicle.

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California:

Community leaderspassed an ordinancethat makes it illegal foranyone to try and stopa child from playfullyjumping over puddlesof water.

California:

Community leaderspassed an ordinancethat makes it illegal foranyone to try and stopa child from playfullyjumping over puddlesof water.

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Connecticut:

You can be stopped bythe police for bikingover 65 miles per hour.

Connecticut:

You can be stopped bythe police for bikingover 65 miles per hour.

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Connecticut:

You are not allowed towalk across a street onyour hands.

Connecticut:

You are not allowed towalk across a street onyour hands.

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Florida:

Women may be finedfor falling asleep undera hair dryer, as can thesalon owner.

Florida:

Women may be finedfor falling asleep undera hair dryer, as can thesalon owner.

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Florida:

A special law prohibitsunmarried women fromparachuting on Sundayor she shall risk arrest,fine, and/or jailing.

Florida:

A special law prohibitsunmarried women fromparachuting on Sundayor she shall risk arrest,fine, and/or jailing.

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Florida:

If an elephant is lefttied to a parking meter,the parking fee has tobe paid just as it wouldfor a vehicle.

Florida:

If an elephant is lefttied to a parking meter,the parking fee has tobe paid just as it wouldfor a vehicle.

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Florida

It is illegal to sing in apublic place whileattired in a swimsuit.

Florida

It is illegal to sing in apublic place whileattired in a swimsuit.

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Florida

Men may not be seenpublicly in any kind ofstrapless eveninggown.

Florida

Men may not be seenpublicly in any kind ofstrapless eveninggown.

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Illinois:

It is illegal for anyoneto give lighted cigarsto dogs, cats, andother domesticatedanimals kept as pets.

Illinois:

It is illegal for anyoneto give lighted cigarsto dogs, cats, andother domesticatedanimals kept as pets.

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Illinois:

It is legal for a ministerto carry a concealedweapon in their church.

Illinois:

It is legal for a ministerto carry a concealedweapon in their church.

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Indiana:

Bathing is prohibitedduring the winter.

Indiana:

Bathing is prohibitedduring the winter.

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Indiana:

Citizens aren’t allowedto attend a movie houseor theater nor ride in apublic streetcar within atleast four hours aftereating garlic.

Indiana:

Citizens aren’t allowedto attend a movie houseor theater nor ride in apublic streetcar within atleast four hours aftereating garlic.

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Iowa:

Kisses may last for asmuch as, but no morethan, five minutes.

Iowa:

Kisses may last for asmuch as, but no morethan, five minutes.

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Kentucky:

By law, anyone whohas been drinking is"sober" until he or she"cannot hold onto theground."

Kentucky:

By law, anyone whohas been drinking is"sober" until he or she"cannot hold onto theground."

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Kentucky:

It is illegal to transportan ice cream cone inyour pocket.

Kentucky:

It is illegal to transportan ice cream cone inyour pocket.

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Louisiana:

It is illegal to rob abank and then shoot atthe bank teller with awater pistol.

Louisiana:

It is illegal to rob abank and then shoot atthe bank teller with awater pistol.

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Louisiana:

Biting someone withyour natural teeth is"simple assault," whilebiting someone withyour false teeth is"aggravated assault."

Louisiana:

Biting someone withyour natural teeth is"simple assault," whilebiting someone withyour false teeth is"aggravated assault."

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Massachusetts:

Mourners at a wakemay not eat more thanthree sandwiches.

Massachusetts:

Mourners at a wakemay not eat more thanthree sandwiches.

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Massachusetts:

It’s illegal to sell creampuffs on Sunday.

Massachusetts:

It’s illegal to sell creampuffs on Sunday.

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Massachusetts:

Snoring is prohibitedunless all bedroomwindows are closedand securely locked.

Massachusetts:

Snoring is prohibitedunless all bedroomwindows are closedand securely locked.

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Massachusetts:

An old ordinancedeclares goateesillegal unless you firstpay a special licensefee for the privilege ofwearing one in public.

Massachusetts:

An old ordinancedeclares goateesillegal unless you firstpay a special licensefee for the privilege ofwearing one in public.

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Nebraska:

A parent can bearrested if his childcannot hold back aburp during a churchservice.

Nebraska:

A parent can bearrested if his childcannot hold back aburp during a churchservice.

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New Mexico:

Females are strictlyforbidden to appearunshaven in public.

New Mexico:

Females are strictlyforbidden to appearunshaven in public.

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New York:

A fine of $25 can belevied for flirting. Thislaw specifically prohibitsmen from turning aroundon a city street andlooking "at a woman inthat way."

New York:

A fine of $25 can belevied for flirting. Thislaw specifically prohibitsmen from turning aroundon a city street andlooking "at a woman inthat way."

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New York:

A 2nd conviction calls forthe violating male to beforced to wear a "pair ofhorse-blinders" whereverand whenever he goesoutside for a stroll.

New York:

A 2nd conviction calls forthe violating male to beforced to wear a "pair ofhorse-blinders" whereverand whenever he goesoutside for a stroll.

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North Dakota:

Beer & pretzels can'tbe served at the sametime in any bar orrestaurant.

North Dakota:

Beer & pretzels can'tbe served at the sametime in any bar orrestaurant.

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Ohio:

Women are prohibitedfrom wearing patentleather shoes in public.

Ohio:

Women are prohibitedfrom wearing patentleather shoes in public.

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Oklahoma:

Violators can be fined,arrested or jailed formaking faces at a dog.

Oklahoma:

Violators can be fined,arrested or jailed formaking faces at a dog.

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Oklahoma:

Females are forbiddenfrom doing their ownhair without beinglicensed by the state.

Oklahoma:

Females are forbiddenfrom doing their ownhair without beinglicensed by the state.

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Oklahoma:

Dogs must have apermit signed by themayor in order tocongregate in groupsof three or more onprivate property.

Oklahoma:

Dogs must have apermit signed by themayor in order tocongregate in groupsof three or more onprivate property.

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Pennsylvania:

A special cleaningordinance banshousewives from hidingdirt and dust under arug in a dwelling.

Pennsylvania:

A special cleaningordinance banshousewives from hidingdirt and dust under arug in a dwelling.

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Pennsylvania

No man may purchasealcohol without writtenconsent from his wife.

Pennsylvania

No man may purchasealcohol without writtenconsent from his wife.

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Texas:

A city ordinance statesthat a person cannot gobarefoot without firstobtaining a special five-dollar permit.

Texas:

A city ordinance statesthat a person cannot gobarefoot without firstobtaining a special five-dollar permit.

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Texas:

It is illegal to take morethan three sips of beer ata time while standing.

Texas:

It is illegal to take morethan three sips of beer ata time while standing.

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Vermont:

Lawmakers made itobligatory foreverybody to take atleast one bath eachweek-on Saturday night.

Vermont:

Lawmakers made itobligatory foreverybody to take atleast one bath eachweek-on Saturday night.

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Vermont:

It’s illegal to whistleunder water

Vermont:

It’s illegal to whistleunder water

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In Norfolk, Virginia...

it’s unlawful for chickensto lay eggs before 8AMand after 4PM.

In Norfolk, Virginia...

it’s unlawful for chickensto lay eggs before 8AMand after 4PM.

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Washington:

All lollipops are banned.

Washington:

All lollipops are banned.

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Washington:

A law to reduce crimestates: "It is mandatory fora motorist with criminalintentions to stop at thecity limits and telephonethe chief of police as he isentering the town.

Washington:

A law to reduce crimestates: "It is mandatory fora motorist with criminalintentions to stop at thecity limits and telephonethe chief of police as he isentering the town.

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West Virgina

No children mayattend school withtheir breath smellingof "wild onions."

West Virgina

No children mayattend school withtheir breath smellingof "wild onions."