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-plainable power. It is not seen by the person who radiates; gets brighter n brighter in the receivers eyes. Beaming Happy smiles is the main objective of this two page bulletin. Happy reading ladies and gentleman!!

“..Tis News !

Medical Buddies for Mildura Residents Sunraysia residents travelling to Melbourne for medical treatment are set to

injured travellers at Southern Cross and Flinders Street Station and are there to help them get to their appointments. Thirty people are expected to use the services each day according to Travellers Aid CEO Jodie Wilmer. Its Smile Time for our residents as the service is free thanks

state Government.

A display of three micro galleries are set to broaden Sunraysia's art scene. White Cube mildura, the brainchild of local artists Filomena Coppola and Kate Gotching ai9ms to make exhibitions and viewing artwork more accessible to the wider community. The Glass cubes which measures 30cm x 30cmx 30cm are installed at stefano's bakery, Klemms Newsagency and Shugg group. . Hooray art lovers... its Smile Time! Chinese ears hears !!In the previous years a major setback for growers was lack of water allocation due to drought conditions. Smile Times this year for growers ! There has been close to record amounts of rain in all states except Western Australia. To radiate the smile even further , it has taken eight years of negotiations between the Australian Table Grapes Association ( ATGA), Biosecurity Australia and China. Australia will be

mainland China. Smile growers, water prices are again low and there's always sunshine after rain.

Fruit of the month- Sunraysia grown crimson seedless grapes! Available at your nearest Supermarket.

Parents cornerReading with children is fun and one of the best ways to help them develop the knowledge bank and its wisdom vaults. Try not let television intrude on reading time as you set aside some uninterrupted golden moments to read with your child.

Tony Sans column Sometimes people come into your life to serve some sort of purpose, to

never know who these people. Some periods of your life may seem horrible, painful and

overcome those troubles.

Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or luck. Moments of greatness and stupidity all test our limits. With out these tests life would be like a smooth

downfalls that you experience created who you are today. The bad experiences can be

at the time.

Fools hope . A Joke!

An aged man had four sons. The peasant had tirelessly toiled his small vegetable farm and the dawn of old age had drawn nigh. Troubled by the thought of his four sons future and the will at hand ,he consulted counseling from the proven wisest man in his village. “Give me the characteristics of the eldest son.” “ He has an instinct of killing, anything from an ant to an eagle”. “ Make him a surgeon, if the killing instinct grows he could get away with it profes-sionally.” “ How about your second Son ?” “He swears as much as a trooper.” “ Make him a priest”. “ Well, my third son is like me, a photocopy of this old man, a worker” “ Give him the block of land , two horses and a plough and he will feed the planet.“ Now my last son is more of a dope”. “ Oh, dear, I have recommended the professions for your first three sons, but I have none for the fourth as there is a chance to make it for everyone but there's no hope for fools! Particularly ignorant ones.”

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Local NewsDear readers I have some news, gossip and jokes to remind you that you have your

smiling moments. If this two page bulletin can help retrieve those memories, surely

your few minutes are not a waste. Remember your bright smile indirectly brightens

the world of those around you. Happy reading...

The SurveyA recent medical research in the US has claimed that continous retrieval of happy

moments in ones brain (database) involuntarily bring smiles to ones face. What

mervelled the Illinois (Ill...n..noisy) researchers was the fact that on the day of this

discovery, three electronic microscopes cracked under unexplainable facial gesture

pressure exerted by the eldest scientist in the room. When questioned as to what

the secret was. He laughed and said "yeah mite, I created some and stored

many,borrowed and bought some n tried not to forget any." The whole room burst

out with cheers , chuckles and laughter as the visiting Australian aged scientist

revealed the formula ,"my smile Times!".

Mildura Rural City Council News

Art Treasures Revealed

A diverse selection of traditional favourites and lesser known contemporary

artworks are displayed at the Mildura Arts Centre galleries this winter.

Artworks by Anglo-Irish artist Sir William Orpen including The English Nude, which

has in recent years travelled the globe on loan to some of the world's prominent art

institutions, and his beautiful Portrait of Grace is on show on the lower galleries.

VocabularyJot v. to write quickly,put down,take down set down, make a note of, make a

memorandum of, note, scribble. 2. The fact that he was leaving didn't upset me a

jot: the least bit, one little bit, one iota, speck, whit, bit ,dot mite, modicum scintilla,

snippet.National News

Rudd jots out to join United Nations. While at the local pub the other night, I

overheard someone said

.." Copenhagen has been followed by a long silence, at last theres some noise of

what it was all about."

Scienema: Where science and film unite.

Sunraysia residents will get a chance to explore the way we interact with the

environment and the critters we share it with when a science based international

film festival comes to Mildura this weekend.A series of eight two-hour

presentations featuring like-themed science films will be shown for free at La Trobe

University and Suni tafe for four days, in conjunction with National Science Week.

Ranging from documentaries to drama and short subjects, all films are free to see

and will include presentations from local science 'heroes' who will share their

scientific insights with audience members.

Environment portfolio Councillor Nick Cavallo encouraged people to attend one of

the screenings. " With 2010 being the international year of Biodiversity many of the

films will take on that theme," he said.

At the movies based on a true story

On a remote Island in the middle of the ocean was a village with its inhabitants.

Satellite navigation, gadgets and GPS was unheard of by the locals. Combination on

the wisdom of travelling using heavenly starry bodies and timber built vessels

powered by suzuki outboard motors was the content of the windy news.

A businessman from a nearby Island had become legendary. He was the owner of

the first video network ever to be seen by this tiny Island nation. Motion picture in

a box ".. rugby..western buckaroo... movie.. n..twist ..ies ads even the blue lagoon"

as desribed by the owners nephew who had promoted himself to be a sailing

salesman. " Find a venue ,twenty cents per head and the motor, uncle with his

video box, will provide the rest . "Make it wendsday evening and have the motor

serviced", he yelled out from his moving motor boat as the village men saluted him

with their waves of good bye. On the way back to the village the chief chuckled to

his cousin, " technology has made a businessman and a salesman out of two

ordinary Island cuckoos.

When Wendsday evening came, the village was a market of feast preparation, two

garlands were prepared from the sweet smelling flowers by the village women, and

kids were already displaying actions of all sorts as their brains could imagine fully

anticipating as what the motion video box was to display that night.

The businessman and his nephew arrived as darkness was falling. The businesman

started setting up the video, while his nephew collected the admission. Countless

pairs of eyes stared at the blank screen, finally breaking the silence the

businessman commanded " Motor,power". Under a breadfruit tree about ten

meteres from the hall three village teenagers replied " drums are full ", the nightly

silence was broken by the racing roar of two suzuki 40 hosepower outboard motors

firing violently in two 44 gallon drums. One of the three teenagers yelled out the

question " reverse, nuetral or forward?". " "Neutral", the businessman replied, "

lets clear out of here" he whispered to his nephew. Uncle and nephew ran to the

beach. Realising they had been short changed, the village men chased after the pair

with any weapons they could lay their hands on.

After getting away from the angry village men and swimming towards the open sea,

the nephew said to his uncle " we left the village without a farthing..." his uncle

replied " it is a wonder they did not shave our heads with half a motor mower,

farthing and motor are of no value to you idiot forcing me to a long late night cold

shower."Back in the village hall, the chief said to his cousin. "pass me a garland and you can

wear the other for we still hold our status around here, this movie night was full of

action and no power. A businessman and a salesman are on fire and need a shower,

we will wait for daylight to figure out how to work the video with the two outboard

suzuki 40 hosepower."

Smile has effective power, one only radiates; gets bright n brighter in the receivers

eyes.

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Smile ReviewedA recent medical research in the US has claimed that continous retrieval of happy moments in ones brain ( database) involuntarily bring smiles to ones face. What marveled the illnois ( ill..n..noisy) researchers was the fact on the day of this discovery, three electronic microscopes cracked under unex-plainable facial gesture pressure exerted by the eldest scientist in the room. When questioned as to what the secret was. He laughed and said “ yeah mite, I created and stored many, borrowed and bought some ..n.. tried not to forget any. “ The whole room burst out with cheers, chuckles and laugh-ter as the visiting Australian aged scientist revealed the formula, “ my Smile Times!.”

Lighten your Day

The best part of the day is over when the alarm clock rings. Trust in God all others be wary.For her birthday, she just wants cards like American Express Visa.....What did the cat say when its tail got caught in the lawn mower?“ It won't be long now”.

Ensure Equal share. A humorous story.There was a time in the late seventies when copra prices was really low and the economic lifestyle of the Pacific Islands were drastically affected. In a tiny village four men got stuck to a local brew drinking session and the night was growing old.” Every night we talk about our misery, lets share a cool imaginary eight million dollars”, said one of them. To the first bloke he said, “ you shall be allocated two million dollars, now carefully, spell out your investment plan “. The first bloke shrugged his shoulders , stretched his arms and slowly raised his voice. “ I shall buy a cargo ship and an aeroplane.” “ Sorry mate you can't be greedy ,owning both mode of trans-portation is out of the equation for consideration sake, therefore the ship is more than enough a project and should keep you busy and rich.”The spokesman allocated another two million dollars to the second bloke-and again asked him of an investment plan. “ I shall build a big warehouse in this village and I shall be the biggest trader in the Islands”. “ That's pretty cool ,wise and industrious revelation, and good on you, two million bucks well spent”The spokesman looked at his brother in law ,the chief who appeared to have his eyes closed and occasionally snored . “ To you chief shall be allocated six thousand dollars”. The chief fisted the air in sudden disap-pointment and immediately stood up, kicked noisy his tobacco tin and furiously walked towards the door with endless mumbles and grumbles. “

“How can I er be granted so little of the total funds you cheating spokes-man?” Sensing the chiefs anger the spokesman said, “chief I haven't finished ..er.. cause for brief moment I thought you was asleep? Anyway chief this is only imaginary and bullshit money”.

The words gave the chief little if any consolation at all. By then half the village had ran to the hall as the still night was filled with the sudden rise and fall , filled voice of fury and anger. “ fu!*n real , count ya feet monopoly or bullshit, money!, money is money it has damn figures, royalty faces , therefore it must always be shared equally .You mathematically illiterate fools!”, shouted the chief. As he was later led staggering and carrying on towards his house by his wife, the spokesman jokingly said to the other two blokes. “ Counterfeit bills printed even with colorful fantasy designed heads can be passed for real deals. Evidently there is more brew for us here boys, with one mouth less to drink, not a dollar spent and a stack of imaginable six grand left to our discretion by the fully awakened faked fat snorer . His majesty Mr royalty.”