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THE SUPER BOWLby Eric A. Iron

Arguably the most important annual sport-ing event in the world, the Super Bowl has grown into a two-week-long circus that draws millions. In this edition of Tidbits, we’ll take a whirlwind look at the 42 games played so far.

Technically, there was no Super Bowl I – •it was billed as the World Championship Game. Held at Memorial Coliseum in L.A. on January 15, 1967, the NFL’s Green Bay Packers defeated the AFL’s Kansas City Chiefs 35-10. In those days, teams ran the ball more, but Packers quarter-back Bart Starr was MVP with 250 yards passing and two TDs. To ensure maxi-mum viewership, the game was broad-cast on both CBS and NBC.Starr and the Packers returned to defeat •the Oakland Raiders in Super Bowl II. The game was held in Miami’s Orange Bowl, the stadium which would go on to hostthreeofthefirstfiveSuperBowls.SBIIIwasthefirstonethatreallyexcit-•ed the fans. It seemed obvious that the NFL had superiority over the AFL, but the younger league spoke up through the voice of Jets QB Joe Namath, who guaranteed victory over the Baltimore Colts. He delivered the win and became a sports legend overnight.In 1970, the game was played in New •Orleansforthefirsttime,atTulaneSta-dium. (This was before the Superdome was built.) The Chiefs rebounded from losingthefirstSuperBowltodefeattheMinnesota Vikings.

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In 1997, Green Bay got to the big game for •the first time since theNFL-AFLmerger.The Packers beat the Patriots as the Su-perBowlmadeitsfirstappearanceontheFox TV network. The Broncos surprised the favored Packers a year later in SB XXXII, winning for the first time. Denverwon again the following year over the At-lanta Falcons.Two relocated teams matched up in 1999, •as the St. Louis Rams beat the Tennes-see Titans (who came up just a yard short of tying the game on the very last play). Another moved franchise, the Baltimore Ravens, beat the Giants in 2000 to win in itsfirstSuperBowl.Since then, you probably know the story. •The New England Patriots have appeared in four of the last seven Super Bowls, win-ning three of them. The Steelers, Giants, and Colts returned to win Super Bowls too. Alsovictoriouswasonefirst-timeentrant,the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who took SB XXXVII in 2002. The Eagles, Bears, Raid-ers and Rams lost in that stretch, as did the Seattle Seahawks and Carolina Panthers. Who will win this year’s game in Tampa? You’llfindoutwhenSBXLIIIkicksoffonFebruary 1!

THE SUPER BOWL (continued)Super Bowls V, VI and VII were all about •“righting the ship” for teams that had previ-ously lost the big game. In Super Bowl V, the Colts – previously shocked by Nama-th’s Jets – handed the Dallas Cowboys a 16-13 loss. (Dallas linebacker Chuck How-leywontheMVPaward,thefirstforanon-QBaswellasthefirstforaplayeronalos-ing team.) In Super Bowl VI, the Cowboys returned to defeat the Miami Dolphins.Miami then repeated Dallas’ turnaround, •but did them one better. After coming up short in SB VI, the Dolphins dominated in 1972, going undefeated. They topped the Washington Redskins in SB VII, which was (at the time) the fourth-most-watched TV show in U.S. history. SB VIII was held at Rice Stadium in Texas for the firsttime. In the game, Miami beat the Vi-kings, joining the Packers as the only teams with back-to-back wins.The Pittsburgh •Steelers took care of Minnesota in SB IX. The Steelers again emerged victorious in 1976, beating the Cowboys in SB X. A year later, SB XI placed the team that lost SB II (the Raid-ers) against a team that had lost three Su-per Bowls already (the Vikings). Oakland madeMinnesotathefirstteamtolosefourSuper Bowl games.The Cowboys, the only team other than •the Vikings to lose multiple Super Bowls, won their second in 1978 against the Den-ver Broncos (who would go on to lose their firstfourSuperBowls,justliketheVikings).For the first time, co-MVP awards weregiven, as the heart of Dallas’ defense – Harvey Martin and Randy White – shared the honor.The Steelers won back-to-back Super •Bowls once again by defeating Dallas in SB XIII and the Los Angeles Rams in SB XVI. Pittsburgh QB Terry Bradshaw matched Bart Starr by winning the MVP award for both games. In 1981, the Oak-land Raiders handily beat the Philadelphia Eagles in SB XV.The 1982 game was the first held in a•coldweather location. Luckily, Michigan’s Pontiac Silverdome was well insulated. SB XVI also brought two new teams into the game for the first time in a decade.The

San Francisco 49ers beat the Cincinnati Bengals 26-21. Dan Ross caught 11 pass-es, a record since tied but not bettered.Miami lost to Washington in 1983 to even •its Super Bowl record at 2-2. The Redskins failed to repeat, however, and lost SB XVIII to the (then-Los Angeles) Raiders. The trophy then hopped across the Bay as the 49ers topped Miami to win SB XIX.Two ‘new’ Super Bowl teams faced off in •1986. The Chicago Bears rode their “Su-perBowlShuffle”toadecisive46-10vic-tory over the New England Patriots. At the time, this was both the most points scored and the largest victory margin for the win-ning team.Denver returned to play in SB XXI, but fell •to the N.Y. Giants despite a record 204 rushing yards from rookie Timmy Smith. Although the Broncos made it back to the big game the following season, Denver became the second team to lose back-to-back Super Bowls when the Redskins took SB XXII.SB XXIII was a rematch of the 1982 game, •and the 49ers beat the Bengals again. MVP Jerry Rice set a still-intact record with 215 receiving yards. San Francisco repeated against the Broncos in 1990; it was the 49ers’ fourth win, and Denver’s fourth loss.The early 1990s belonged to the Buffalo •Bills, who reached four consecutive Super Bowls beginning in 1991. Unfortunately, the team lost the game each time. The Gi-ants won SB XXV while the Redskins took SB XXVI. The Cowboys topped the Bills inboth1993and1994, thefirst time thesame two teams played consecutive Su-per Bowls. The 49ers played in the Super Bowl for an •unprecedentedfifthtimein1995,beatingthe San Diego Chargers. SB XXX gave the Cowboys an opportunity to avenge two previous losses to Pittsburgh. Dallas won for the third time in four seasons and set a record by appearing in their eighth Super Bowl.

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1. What NFL coach is 0-4 in the Super Bowl (while withthe Denver Broncos and Atlanta Falcons)?

2. What existing NFL team is the only one that was inthe league when Super Bowl I occurred but has nevereven made it to the big game?

3. What NFL franchise has won a Super Bowl for twodifferent cities?

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On • Jan. 26, 1838, the firstProhibition law in U.S. history is passed in Tennessee, making it a misdemeanor to sell alcoholic beverages in taverns and stores. Despite an often-vigorous effort, the federal government failed to prevent the large-scale distribution of alcoholic beverages, and organizedcrimeflourished.

On • Feb. 1, 1893, Thomas Edison finishes the first movie studio onhis property in West Orange, N.J. The studio, a frame cabin covered withblack roofingpaper,wasbuilton a pivot so it could be turned to face the sunlight throughout the day. Edison spent $638 building the studio, which he called a “revolving photographic building.”

On • Jan. 27, 1918, thefirstTarzanfilm, “Tarzan of the Apes,” isreleased. The silent movie, based on Edgar Rice Burroughs’ novel, wasthefirstinalonglineofTarzanproductions. Olympic champion swimmer Johnny Weissmuller starred in 11 Tarzan movies from 1932 to 1948.

On • Jan. 28, 1959, the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League sign Vince Lombardi to a five-year contract as the team’scoach and general manager. In his first season, Lombardi guided thePackers to a 7-5 record and a third-place finish in the NFL’s WesternConference.

On • Jan. 30, 1972, in Londonderry, Northern Ireland, 13 unarmed civil-rights demonstrators are shot dead by British army paratroopers in an event that becomes known as “Bloody Sunday.” In April 1972, the British government released a report exonerating British troops from any illegal actions during the protest.

On • Jan. 29, 1980, the U.S. Postal Service issues a stamp honoring comedian W.C. Fields. On screen, Fields was a misanthrope who hated children and animals and fought bankers, landladies and the police. Friends reported that his stage presence reflected Fields’true personality.

On • Jan. 31, 1990, the Soviet Union’s first McDonald’s fast-food restaurant opens in Moscow. Throngs of people lined up to pay the equivalent of several days’ wages for Big Macs, shakes and french fries.

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1. LANGUAGE: What does the French phrase “entre nous” mean?2. TELEVISION: What kind of “dinosaur” was the Flintsones’ family pet Dino?3. AD SLOGANS: What product used the advertising slogan, “How do you spell relief?”4. MYTHOLOGY: Who was the Greek goddess of the hearth and home?5. GEOGRAPHY: In which city wouldyoufindthefamousTreviFountain?6. MUSIC: Which recording artist had a 1970s hit with the song “Crocodile Rock”?7. LITERATURE: What was Dorothy Parker’s pseudonym?8. RELIGION: Who is the patron saint of artists?9. CHEMISTRY: What is the Periodic Table symbol for silver?10. COMICS: What is the name of the military base where Beetle Bailey and his friends reside?

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Barrel of KnowledgeThe New York Yankees have won 26 •World Series titles, which is more than any other team. The National League has won 40 of the •73 All Star games. Philadelphia A’s (now the Oakland •Athletics) manager Connie Mack has 3,755 career victories, more than any other manager in history. Pitcher Nolan Ryan played 27 seasons •in major league baseball and struck out more batters in his career than any other pitcher


PICK OF THE WEEK“RocknRolla” -- Director Guy Ritchie returns to form with this high-octane British gangster romp. Starring Gerard (SPARTAAA!!!) Butler as a two-bit mook named One-Two who gets involved in a caper involving a Russian painting, a shady accountant (Thandie Newton), competing factions of the underground, a rock star and a dizzying array of interlocking story lines and plot twists. Fans of “Snatch” and “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” will definitelywant in on this caper.

ALSO “The Secret Policeman’s Balls” -- For those who grew up in the ‘80s, “The Secret Policeman’s Balls” are legendary. These annual comedy and music shows raised millions for Amnesty International and showcased the cream of British comedy and some awesome musical performances. In this three-disccollectionarefiveof themost famous balls, featuring performances by Monty Python, Billy Connolly, Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean/Blackadder), Hugh Laurie (“House, M.D.”), Peter Cook, Dudley Moore and others. Some of the musical acts featured are a Who’s Who of ‘80s music: PeterGabriel,BobGeldof,MarkKnopfler,Sting and Phil Collins, to name just a few. “42nd Street Forever” Vol. 4 -- The “42nd Street Forever” series is one of my guilty pleasures. They’re compilations of movie trailers from schlocky, grindhouse films ofthe 1960s, ‘70s and ‘80s. From gore to bad sci-fi to blacksploitation and sex romps,everykindof low-budget,horriblefilmyoucan imagine is shown -- well, their trailers at least. And frankly, the trailers are, more often thannot,betterthanthefilmsthemselves.

FAMILY“Mary Poppins: 45th Anniversary Special Edition” -- If you already own a version of Mary Poppins, there really isn’t anything “special” about this two-disc Disney release. It’s mostly being used as a promotional tool for the Broadway musical. But if you don’t have a copy of this Julie Andrews classic, then by all means snatch it up -- if only for Dick Van Dyke’s legendary horrible Cockney accent. Besides, Disney has a nasty habit of releasinghomevideosof itsfilms foralimited time and then pulling them off the shelves for years, so you never know when you’ll see it again.

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SportsColorado Avalanche - NHLAvalanche host Sharks: Tue Jan 27, 7:00 pmAvalanche host Maple Leafs: Thu Jan 29, 7:30 pmAvalanche host Ducks: San Jan 31, 1:00 pmAvalanche host Flames: Mon Feb 2, 7:30 pmAvalanche host Stars: Thu Feb 5, 7:00 pmBlues host Avalanche: Sat Feb 7, 6:30 pmBlue Jackets host Avalanche: Tue Feb 10, 5 pmWild host Avalanche: Wed Feb 11, 6:00 pmAvalanche host Canadiens: Fri Feb 13, 7:00 pmRed Wings host Avalanche: Sun Feb 15, 3:00 pmAvalanche host Senators: Tue Feb 17, 7:30 pmCapitals host Avalanche: Fri Feb 20, 5:00 pmHurricans host Avalanche: Sun Feb 22, 1:00 pmThrashers host Avalanche: Tue Feb 24, 5:00 pmDevils host Avalanche: Thu Feb 26, 5:00 pmRangers host Avalanche: Sat Feb 28, 5:00 pmDenver Nuggets - NBAMemphis hosts Nuggets: Tue Jan 27, 6:00 pmNew Orleans hosts Nuggets: Wed Jan 28, 6 pmNuggets host Charlotte: Fri Jan 30, 7:00 pmNuggets host San Antonio: Tue Feb 3, 7:00 pmOklahoma City hosts Nuggets: Wed Feb 4, 6 pmWashington hosts Nuggets: Fri Feb 6, 6:00 pmNew Jersey hosts Nuggets: Sat Feb 7, 5:30 pmMiami hosts Nuggets: Tue Feb 10, 5:30 pm Orlando hosts Nuggets: Wed Feb 11, 5:00 pmPhiladelphia hosts Nuggets: Wed Feb 18, 6 pmChicago hosts Nuggets: Fri Feb 20, 6:30 pmMilwaukee hosts Nuggets: Sun Feb 22, 3:00 pmNuggets host Boston: Mon Feb 23, 7:00 pmNuggets host Atlanta: Wed Feb 25, 7:00 pmColorado Mammoth - Natl Lacrosse LeagueMammoth host New York: Sat Jan 31, 7:00 pmMinnesota hosts Mammoth: Sat Feb 7, 6:00 pm Mammoth host Calgary: Sat Feb 14, 7:00 pmSan Jose hosts Mammoth: Sat Feb 21, 7:30 pmEdmonton hosts Mammoth: Sun Feb 22, 6:00 pmColorado Rockies - Major League Baseball

Spring TrainingRockies host Arizona: Wed Feb 25, 1:10 pmRockies host White Sox: Thu Feb 26, 1:10 pmAngels host Rockies: Fri Feb 27, 1:05 pmRockies host Dodgers: Sat Feb 28, 1:10 pmColorado Rapids - Major League SoccerDenver Outlaws - Major League LacrosseDenver Broncos - National Football League


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Two friends paid $1,500 each forSuper Bowl tickets. When they

arrived at the game, they noticed anempty seat next to them, with an older

woman sitting on the other side.

A few minutes into the game, one ofthe men asked the lady if she knewwhy the seat was empty. “We paid$3,000 four ours,” he continued.

“It was my husband’s,” she replied.“He died recently, so I decided to cometo the game by myself to honor him.”

“Uh-huh,” said the man, “But couldn’tyou have given the ticket to a friend

or maybe a family member?”

“I offered it to everyone I knew,” shereplied. “Really, I did. But they all

decided to go to the funeral instead.”

1. Name the two Manningbrothers who led theColts and Giants to SuperBowl wins in the 2000s.

2. In what year isSuper Bowl L (50)scheduled to beplayed?

Unscramble this word:

L U B E M FThis word means: to losepossession of a football

F U M B L E

Mike Lodish and Don Beebe sharea Super Bowl record. They’veeach been to the big game six

times. Unfortunately, both havebeen on the losing end more oftenthan not. Lodish came up on theshort end in his first four trips to

the Super Bowl before winning inhis final two with the Denver

Broncos. Beebe hasperformed even more

poorly, winning only once(as a member of the

Green Bay Packers) inhis six appearances.

“Men, I want you just thinking ofone word all season. One word and

one word only: Super Bowl.”

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Chinese New Year Spectacular 2009: January 30 - January 31, 2009: The Buell Theatre, Denver Performing Arts Complex, Denver. Friday 8:00 pm, Saturday 2:00 pm and 7:30 pm. A MUST SEE show! China’s history comes alive through music, dance, drumming and video effects. www.DenverSpectacular.com

Second Annual Denver Uke Fest: February 7, 2009: Swallow Hills Music Association, 71 E Yale Ave, Denver. $80 Advance All Day Fest Pass, $90 Day of Show All Day Fest Pass, $25 Advance Evening Show Pass, $27 Day of Evening Show Pass. Instrument builders, vendors,workshops,panels,afilmscreening,jams, an open stage, a huge evening concert and midnight jam. Evening concert headlined by James Hill. Other performers include Sweet Hollywaiians, Victoria Vox, Boulder Acoustic Society, Mad Tea Party, The Hobo Nickels, and Ukulele Loki. www.SwallowHillMusic.org

35th Annual Denver March PowWow: March 20 - March 22, 2009: The Denver Coliseum, Denver. Doors open Friday - Sunday 10:00 am. The Denver March Pow Wow Committee, on behalf of the Denver Indian community, invites all dancers, singers, traders, spectators and powwow fans to their 25th annual powwow. Enjoy dancing, singing, crafts, artisans, frybread and more. $7 per day or $18 for a three day pass. Seniors ages 60+ and children under 6 years of age are FREE! www.DenverMarchPowWow.org

6th Annual Weekend of Jazz: March 26 - March 28, 2009: The Broadmoor, Colorado Springs. Grammy Award winning guitarist, Earl Klugh, annually invites jazz and music enthusiasts to a unique, luxurious getaway at the Five Star, Five Diamond Broadmoor Resort. Patti Austin, Spyro Gyra, Jesse, J, Bob James, R ‘n’ R (Rick Braun and Richard Elliot), and more. Tickets now on sale! www.WeekendOfJazz.com

3rd Annual RootsFest - Formerly Known as the Denver Folk and Roots Music Festival: March 28, 2009; Ellie Caulkins Opera House, 1477 Columbine St, Denver. $55 - $125. Saturday 6:00 pm. Headlining - Bluegrass legends Hot Rize, multi-Grammy winner singer/songwriter Shawn Colvin, and acclaimed guitar virtuoso Leo Kottke. www.SwallowHillMusic.org

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took the ill man’s pulse and prepared to ad-ministerartificialrespiration.Atthispointshetapped him on the shoulder and said, “When you get to the part about calling a doctor,I’m already here.” Money-making Mergers... Watch for these consolidations in the coming months, invest early, and make yourself a bundle. • Hale Business Systems, Mary KayCosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Full-er, Grace.

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A guy calls a law office and says, “I want to talk to my lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but he died last week.” The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.” The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is get-ting a little annoyed and says, “I keep tell-ing you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?” The guy says, “Because I just love hearing it.”


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