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Advertising magazine for the South of Gran Canaria in English language.TRANSCRIPT
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No. 1/8/13 * August 2013 * MONTHLYTel: 656 427 467 * www.tipsandinfogc.com * [email protected]
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FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYWhile the C-5 was turning over itsengines, a female crewman gave theG.I’s on board the usual informationregarding seat belts, emergencyexits, etc.
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back andenjoy your trip while your captain,Judith Campbell, and crew take yousafely to Afghanistan.'
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth rowthought to himself, 'Did I hear herright? Is the captain a woman?'
When the attendant came by he said'Did I understand you right? Is thecaptain a woman?'
'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, thisentire crew is female.'
'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had twodouble scotch and sodas. I don'tknow what to think with only womenup there in the cockpit.'
'That's another thing, Sergeant,' saidthe crew member, 'We no longer callit the cockpit. - It's The Box Office.'
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ON PAGE 11
FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYA doctor in Dublin wanted to get offwork to go fishing, so he approachedhis assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishingtomorrow and don't want to closethe clinic. I want you to take care ofthe clinic and take care of all mepatients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returnsthe following day and asks:"So,Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care ofthree patients. "The first one had aheadache so he did, so I gave himParacetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the secondone?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion andI gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir"says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at thisand what about the third one?" asksthe doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly
the door flies open and a younggorgeous woman bursts in so shedoes.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tearsoff her clothes, taking off everythingincluding her bra and her panties andlies down on the table, spreading herlegs and shouts: 'HELP ME for thelove of St Patrick! For five years Ihave not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, whatdid you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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PROPERTY FOR RENTPROPERTY FOR RENTPROPERTY FOR RENTPROPERTY FOR RENTPROPERTY FOR RENT· Puerto Rico:Puerto Rico:Puerto Rico:Puerto Rico:Puerto Rico: Tenant required inLas Fresas. €300 per monthincluding bills. Own bedroom.References needed, deposit required.Please telephone Jane 649 930 748649 930 748649 930 748649 930 748649 930 748from noon till 4pm
· Playa del InglesPlaya del InglesPlaya del InglesPlaya del InglesPlaya del Ingles: 1-bedroombungalow in small complex nearKasbah / Yumbo. €600 incl bills + 1month deposit + 1 month agents fees.Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· San Fernando / Vista CumbreSan Fernando / Vista CumbreSan Fernando / Vista CumbreSan Fernando / Vista CumbreSan Fernando / Vista Cumbre:3-bedroom flat, 2 bathrooms,separate kitchen, solana, living/diningroom, washing machine. $750/month+ $750 deposit + agents fees. Or rentin advance for 6 months $650/month. Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· MaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomas: Nice, refurbishedbungalows in Maspalomas, CampoInternational. Two floors, comprisesterrace, living room-kitchen, toilet,bedroom and bathroom. $500/month incl bills + $500 deposit + €500agents fees. Available fromSeptember. Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· Pasito Blanco / MarinaPasito Blanco / MarinaPasito Blanco / MarinaPasito Blanco / MarinaPasito Blanco / Marina: 2 duplexavailable with 2 bedrooms, terraceand balcony. Furnished $950,unfurnished $900 plus bills. 1 monthdeposit + 1 month agents fees.Working contract / proof of incomerequired. Available from September.Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· Pasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/Marina: furnishedduplex available with 3 bedrooms,terrace and balcony. $1,100 plus bills.1 month deposit + 1 month agentsfees. Working contract / proof ofincome required. Available fromSeptember. Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· Pasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/MarinaPasito Blanco/Marina:Magnificent bungalow, fully furnished,with communal pool and 2 minuteswalk from the beach and the marina.Located in a gated community, thisbeautiful bungalow 140 m2 on twofloors consists of 3 bedrooms (oneen suite), a spacious lounge, a fullyequipped kitchen with dining room,additional bathroom, 2 terraces, agarden of 30 m2 with automaticirrigation system. The house is verybright, furnished and comes with all
appliances (washing machine, dryer,stove, dishwasher, refrigerator nofrost,etc.), air conditioning cold/warm, electric awnings, wifi, etc. 24hsecurity guard.
Rental price: €800 - €1200/week(depending on the season).
Long term: €1800€/month + 1 monthdeposit + 1 month agents fees. Proofof income required. Available fromSeptember. Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· MaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomas: Bungalow with1bedroom terrace, living room withAmerican style kitchen, large poolarea, tennis, squash, gym. $252/weekor long term $550/month incl. bills,+ 1 month deposit + 1 month agentsfees. Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
PROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDTO RENTTO RENTTO RENTTO RENTTO RENT
· Urgently needed for a waitingUrgently needed for a waitingUrgently needed for a waitingUrgently needed for a waitingUrgently needed for a waitingclientsclientsclientsclientsclients: unfurnished house withmin. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms,garage or parking on the premesis,large modern kitchen. In the areabetween San Agustin and Meloneras.
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· All over the SouthAll over the SouthAll over the SouthAll over the SouthAll over the South: Qualityproperties wanted to rent for waitingclients. Tel 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNY
The manager of a large office noticeda new man one day and told him tocome into his office.
"What is your name?" was the firstthing the manager asked the newguy.
"John," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, "Look, I don'tknow what kind of a mamby-pambyplace you worked at before, but Idon't call anyone by their first name.
It breeds familiarity and that leads toa breakdown in authority. I refer tomy employees by their last name only- Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Iam to be referred to only as Mr.Robertson. Now that we got thatstraight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed and said,"Darling. My name is John Darling."
"Okay then, John, the next thing Iwant to tell you is..."
☺Since more and more Seniors are
texting there appears to be a need
for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts
this is the code for you.
Please pass this on to your Children
and Grandchildren so they can
understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't Get Up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior
Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery
Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor
Laughing... Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNYA woman is enjoying a good gameof bridge with her girlfriends oneevening. "Oh no! I have to rushhome and fix dinner for my husband!He's going to really ticked if it's notready on time."
When she gets home, she realizesshe doesn't have enough time to goto the supermarket, and all she hasin the cupboard is a wilted lettuceleaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. Ina panic, she opens the can of catfood, stirs in the egg, and garnishesit with the lettuce leaf just as herhusband is pulling up.
She greets her husband and thenwatches in horror as he sits down tohis dinner. To her surprise, thehusband is really enjoying his dinner."Darling, this is the best dinner youhave made for me in forty years ofmarriage. You can make this for meany old day."
Needless to say, every bridge nightfrom then on, the woman made herhusband the same dish. She told herbridge cronies about it and they were
all horrified. "You're going to kill him!"they exclaimed.
Two months later, her husband died.The women were sitting around thetable playing bridge when one of thecronies said, "You killed him! We toldyou that feeding him that cat foodevery week would do him in! Howcan you just sit there so calmly andplay bridge knowing you murderedyour husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't killhim. He fell off the mantel while hewas licking his paws."
☺This english bloke arrived on GranCanaria at the height of the touristseason, and decided to revisit a busyrestaurant on the boulevard he'denjoyed on a previous trip to theresort. Finally catching the eye of anoverworked waiter, he said, "Youknow, it's been over five years sinceI first came in here."
"I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait yourturn sir," replied the waiter, "I can onlyserve one table at a time."
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PROPERTY FOR SALEPROPERTY FOR SALEPROPERTY FOR SALEPROPERTY FOR SALEPROPERTY FOR SALE· Las Palmas - Las CanterasLas Palmas - Las CanterasLas Palmas - Las CanterasLas Palmas - Las CanterasLas Palmas - Las Canteras:1 to 3 bedroom apartments, right onthe beach, seperate kitchen, balcony,elevator, garage with extra charge, 48- 98m2, from $119,000. Contact0034 609 196 3270034 609 196 3270034 609 196 3270034 609 196 3270034 609 196 327
· Beautiful traditional style fincaBeautiful traditional style fincaBeautiful traditional style fincaBeautiful traditional style fincaBeautiful traditional style fincanear Telde. This spectacular countryhouse has 4 bedrooms and 2bathrooms on the upper floor andon the ground floor there is amagnificent mahogany kitchen andmatching dining room, as well as aspacious living room and a bathroom.There is also a separate apartmentwith a kitchen, toilet, studio and livingroom. There is just over 10,000m² offertile land with its own watering systemincluding a tank of over 500,000 litres.There are 463 fruit trees of variousvarieties including orange, lemon,avocado, mango, fig, grapefruit,guava, banana etc. This is a fullyworking finca producing approx.46,000kg of fruit per year, which wouldmake an excellent business on its own.The main house would make an idealcountry club, wellness centre, B & Betc – or of course a fabulous familyhome. It is located near Telde, only 10minutes from the airport, 10 minutesfrom Las Palmas and only 5 minutesfrom the nearest supermarkets, townhall & hospitals. This property has anofficial valuation of $1,800,000. Price:$1,170,000. For more information ora viewing please call 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· Playa del InglésPlaya del InglésPlaya del InglésPlaya del InglésPlaya del Inglés: 1-bedroomapartment in popular complex.$66,500. Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· Playa del InglésPlaya del InglésPlaya del InglésPlaya del InglésPlaya del Inglés: Renovated 1-bedroom apartment in a complex withvarious pools and tennis court. About300mtrs from the beach. $95,000.Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· MaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomas: Nice, refurbishedbungalows in Maspalomas, CampoInternational. Two floors, comprisesterrace, living room-kitchen, toilet,bedroom and bathroom. $104,000.Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· Los CaiderosLos CaiderosLos CaiderosLos CaiderosLos Caideros: apartment, largeliving area, 2 double bedrooms, 1bath, separate kitchen, terrace with
magnificent sea views. Fully furnished- $198,500 / unfurnished - pricenegotiable. Tel: 638 946 178638 946 178638 946 178638 946 178638 946 178
· Bahia FelizBahia FelizBahia FelizBahia FelizBahia Feliz: 3 bedroom house atthe promenade. Living/dining room,kitchen, 2 bathrooms, 1 guest toilet.Terrace, garden with direct access tothe promenade, balcony, car port.$494,000. Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
· MaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomasMaspalomas: Various bungalowsin a quiet complex available. 1bedroom, living room / kitchen,bathroom, terrace, communityswimming pool. $89,000. Tel. 645645645645645952 952952 952952 952952 952952 952
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· Montaña la DataMontaña la DataMontaña la DataMontaña la DataMontaña la Data: House with 4bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, separatekitchen, living room, utility room,laundry room, terrace & garden, roofterrace, garage for 2 cars.Uninterrupted sea views.
Tel. 645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952645 952 952
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PROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDPROPERTY WANTEDTO BUYTO BUYTO BUYTO BUYTO BUY
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PLEASE NOTEPLEASE NOTEPLEASE NOTEPLEASE NOTEPLEASE NOTEAll the advertised propertiesAll the advertised propertiesAll the advertised propertiesAll the advertised propertiesAll the advertised propertieswill be issued with thewill be issued with thewill be issued with thewill be issued with thewill be issued with therequired energy certificate!required energy certificate!required energy certificate!required energy certificate!required energy certificate!
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JOBS - WANTEDJOBS - WANTEDJOBS - WANTEDJOBS - WANTEDJOBS - WANTED· Resident barman/ waiter/handymanlooking for full/partime or relieve.Please contact Mark on 620 351 255620 351 255620 351 255620 351 255620 351 255
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Tel. 629 226 680629 226 680629 226 680629 226 680629 226 680
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www.houseingrancanaria.com · Tel. 645 952 952
San Fernando – $231,000Townhouse with 3 bedrooms, marble
floors and bathroom, living/dining room,separate kitchen, garage and terrace
Maspalomas – $80,0001-bedroom bungalows with terrace ina popular complex with tennis court,
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Playa del Inglés – $126,0001-bedroom bungalow with terrace,
garden and community pool, close toYumbo. Private parking.
Pasito Blanco – $572,250Magnificent 3-bedroom bungalow withcommunal pool, only 2 minutes walk
from the beach and the marina.
Montaña la Data - $725,000Beautiful detached villa with designer
furniture, private pool and uninterruptedviews to the coastline.
San Fernando – $241,500Ground floor apartment, 4 bedrooms(1 single 3 double), separate kitchen,
2 bathrooms, living/dining room, terrace
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Your plans are coming together in a great waynow – so make sure that you're looking aheadto see what you can do in the near future.Things are sure to get really interesting thissoon.
Aquarius • 21. Jan - 19. Feb
Pisces • 20. Feb - 20. Mar
Aries • 21. Mar - 20. Apr
Taurus • 21. Apr - 21. May
Gemini • 22. May - 21. Jun
Cancer • 22. Jun - 22. Jul
Leo • 23. Jul - 23. Aug
Virgo • 24. Aug - 23. Sep
Libra • 24. Sep - 23. Okt
Scorpio • 24. Oct - 22. Nov
Capricorn • 22. Dec - 20. Jan
YOUR HOROSCOPEYOUR HOROSCOPEYOUR HOROSCOPEYOUR HOROSCOPEYOUR HOROSCOPE
Can you maintain focus? If so, this timeshould be golden. If not, you may have to gethelp from a friend or boss who can keep youon task. Discipline is vital to getting anythingdone now!
Jump on that big, fat opportunity – you needto relish it for all it's worth! There's no needto worry about making the wrong choice, asyou aren't likely to see something like thisagain any time soon.
You can count on plans and people now –even the stuff you've been questioning shouldbe pretty solid. If something does slip away,you can expect that a better opportunity willpop right up!
Things are bothering you under the surfaceright now, but you may not be able to plumbthe depths in time to figure out what's up.Just try to avoid taking it out on people youlove.
An unavoidable issue comes your way soon –so prepare yourself! It may be somewhat early,which means you can wrap it up and thentake some time off. Nothing more importantshould arise.
It's a good time right now for you to shareyour passions with new people – you may wina few converts, or at least impress them withyour enthusiasm! There's no need for you tohold back.
You know better than most how hard workpays off – and very soon, you get a reminderof how right you are! It could be praise or acommendation, or maybe something moretangible.
Your limits are closer than you'd like, but youstill have a ways to go before you risk bumpingup against them. Keep working until you feel alittle shaky from exhaustion. Everything elseis sweet!
Big ideas are on the table – make sure thatyours are mixing and mingling, too!Brainstorming meetings should be fruitful, asshould any collaboration that requiresplanning or foresight.
You think for yourself – much more so thanmost people – and at the moment, that qualityis shining brightly! You may dazzle someonewith an off-the-cuff remark that leaves themspeechless.
Sagittarius • 23. Nov - 21. Dec
You need a new boss – which could mean anew job or even a new career! Try to pushyourself out there and find something thatcan work with every aspect of your being, ifthat's possible.
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PUERTO RICOVETERINARY
CENTREAt the back of the Shopping Centre
928 561 771Internal MedicineClinical analysisSurgeryTraumatologyOncologyOdontology/Ultrasonic dental cleaning
HospitalizationExotic animals clinicPets hairdresserFood and accessories
BBQ RECIPEBBQ RECIPEBBQ RECIPEBBQ RECIPEBBQ RECIPE
SEAFOOD SKEWERS(Spiedini di Mare)
This is an original Italian recipe.I made it many times and it isthat nice that I want to share itwith you!
Serves 4
– 500g (1lb 2oz) swordfish, cutinto 2.5cm (1in) chunks– 16 large raw (frozen) prawns,peeled and deveined– 16 large scallops
MARINADE
– 1/3 cup (80ml / 3fl oz) olive oil– 3 tablespoons (60ml / 2fl oz)lemon juice))– 3 tablespoons finely choppedthyme (or dried thyme)– 2 cloves (or more) garlic,crushed– salt and freshly groundpepper
Soak eight large bambooskewers in cold water for 1 hour,to prevent burning. Alternativelyuse metal skewers.For the marinade, combine theoil, lemon juice, thyme andgarlic together in a large bowl.Season with salt and pepper.Add the seafood, toss to coat,cover with cling wrap andrefrigerate 1 hour minimum.Preheat BBQ grill to high.Thread the seafood onto theskewers. Cook for 2 - 3 minuteson each side until cookedthrough.
Enjoy with a glass (or more) ofdry white wine!
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Having never been to a farm before, thecity brother asks for a tour. The farmershows him the cows, the barn, horses,and the corn fields before coming to thepig sty, where he proudly introduces hisprized possesion: a three-legged sow.
"That sow is finest animal to ever live,"proclaimed the farmer, "She saved mythree children from the barn when it wasburning down."
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DIET VS EXERCISEDIET VS EXERCISEDIET VS EXERCISEDIET VS EXERCISEDIET VS EXERCISEWHICH MAWHICH MAWHICH MAWHICH MAWHICH MATTERS MOSTTTERS MOSTTTERS MOSTTTERS MOSTTTERS MOST
In a perfect world, everyone wouldwork out enough and eat right all thetime. But that's not always possible,so we turned to the experts to findout what really matters most--dietingor exercise--for losing weight, fightingdisease, and boosting overall well-being. Here, we crown the champ ineach category.
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The winner: DietThe winner: DietThe winner: DietThe winner: DietThe winner: Diet
The reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reason: As research makesclear, trimming calories from your dietis the most direct route to a smallerdress size. "It's much easier to cut500 calories than to spend an hour inthe gym burning 500 calories everyday," says Timothy Church, M.D.,Ph.D., director of preventive medicineresearch at the Pennington BiomedicalResearch Center at Louisiana StateUniversity. However, both diet andexercise are essential for keeping thatweight off.
TO BOOST ENERGYTO BOOST ENERGYTO BOOST ENERGYTO BOOST ENERGYTO BOOST ENERGY
The winner: ExerciseThe winner: ExerciseThe winner: ExerciseThe winner: ExerciseThe winner: Exercise
The reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reason: Exercise causes thebrain to pour out invigoratingneurotransmitters like dopamine andnorepinephrine, says PatrickO'Connor, Ph.D., an exercisepsychologist at the University ofGeorgia. People who train consistentlyreport surges in energy, according tosome 70 studies.
TO REDUCE RISK OFTO REDUCE RISK OFTO REDUCE RISK OFTO REDUCE RISK OFTO REDUCE RISK OF
HEART DISEASEHEART DISEASEHEART DISEASEHEART DISEASEHEART DISEASE
The winner: DietThe winner: DietThe winner: DietThe winner: DietThe winner: Diet
The reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reason: "If you had to focus onone nutrient that would lower yourheart disease risk, it would be omega-3 fatty acids," says William Harris,Ph.D., director of the cardiovascularhealth research center at the Universityof South Dakota. In studies, omega-3s from oily fish lower heart diseaserisk by up to 64 percent. That said,working out does strengthen yourcardiovascular system.
TO PREVENT DIABETESTO PREVENT DIABETESTO PREVENT DIABETESTO PREVENT DIABETESTO PREVENT DIABETES
The winner: ExerciseThe winner: ExerciseThe winner: ExerciseThe winner: ExerciseThe winner: Exercise
The reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reason: Nearly 10 millionAmerican women have diabetes.Achieving a healthy weight throughdiet and exercise is the strongestdefense against the disease, butphysical activity has a slight edge.Active muscles gobble up glucosefrom the blood for fuel, which helpskeep blood-sugar levels stable.
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The winner:The winner:The winner:The winner:The winner:
Both diet and exerciseBoth diet and exerciseBoth diet and exerciseBoth diet and exerciseBoth diet and exercise
The reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reason: Eating a mostly plant-based diet and exercising regularlyremain the gold standard for wardingoff cancer. Keep in mind: Studies havefound the more consistently you workout, the greater the protection
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The reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reasonThe reason: A 20-minute sweatsession can be enough to perk upyour mood for a whopping 12 hours,reports a University of Vermont study.It may also be as effective as medicationfor treating depression in somepeople. And exercise can lead tochanges in the brain that strengthenyour resolve against stress.
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As we get older we sometimes begin
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Teacher asks:
Little Johnny, where is your religiousinstruction homework on the life ofJesus?
Little Johnny replies:
Well you see, miss, I did do it, and, itwas absolutely amazing, but then itdied over the weekend, it had comeback to life on Sunday but now it'sgone, and, ascended to heaven.
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You expect me to believe all that crapyou've just told me?
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Exactly.
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