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In This Issue:

Gossip Hot Spot

Weather Where You Are

When The Bell Rings

Sporty Sporty Sporty

More Stories

Pupil Of The Week

Do It Kermie's Way

And Lots More...

Two Weddings And A Coronation!Today in Warrior land there were two massive weddings, held in the open air on the border between Canada and Bulgaria. The ceremony began with the

infamous march which was greeted with loud applause from the

crowds as celebrities such as Patches and Blue Sky, Jack and

Peanuts and Stripes and Tunnels marched with the rest of thecitizens. Master teddy and Kitty got married for the second time

after a painful divorce due to the situations that each culture

was suffering. Also the new future Queen of Canada, Brandy got married to Lyon captain

Toby and has become the mother of his child Cookie. Thousands flocked to the border to

see the massive events, including everyone from the newly joined to the

union, Ecos all the way from Argentina. The brides were stunning asthey walked down the aisle. We asked prince polar how he thought the

ceremony went:

“ I thought it was awesome and my favourite part was my dads ring

ceremony because I was right at the fount and I could see everything.”

The two successful weddings ended happily with the two couples going into the coronation.

There was a swift change of scenery and the platform was suddenly

ready for the royal coronation. First the new king, queen and prince

of Argentina came forward to be crowned and as the crown bearer

(Traveller Beaver) placed the royal crowns on Teddy, Books and Mr Llangorse heads thunderous applause came up form the crowd! The

new king and Queen of Canada Toby and Brandy were next and...




everyone was excited about the new rule. King master teddy and Queen Kitty also renewed

there coronation after ten peaceful years of ruling. The coronation ended with happy

rejoicing and drinking!

Vilgac Victory!After many years of fighting and defending we have just had news from top warrior patrol

officer Black Dog that there is only one Vilgac known tribe left in the Union.

“ after the Orcs were defeated in World War 13 the Vilgacs were are main enemy and to

have defeated two match attack books and over 10 tribes this is a great achievement” said

Hopper after we visited the new resistance camp (more on PG 4). When we asked Blue Sky

he said that an attack was being planed on the last tribe and we

hope to hear more on this soon.

When we asked locals they told us of the troubles they had been

having with vilgac raids, one family we asked (the Kolas) said

“ we were taking our ill son to the hospital for his weekly

appointment and the road had been blocked off by falling rocks

caused by a vilgac invasion and we could not get little Ozzy there

that week.”

We at Warrior Times are glad that the Vilgacs are finally being stopped and we hope that

peace will be in the Union once more.

What's Behind The Curtain?The bunny called Susan, recently opened her own show

called the curtain of mysteries, after she had got married

to the Liverpool captain Crazy Monkey. Her show is

about who is behind the curtain it is a comedy and an

interview show. The first live show was held yesterday in

front of a live studio audience. The show is on at 7;00pm

every night . Elmer regularly watches T.V and said “it was

a breakthrough in warrior T.V”. Last nights episode

played host to two all singing all dancing pegs called

Snippy and Snappy who's song is now at the top of the

Union Charts! If you missed last nights episode go online

to nibbles...nibbles .com were a download is available

along with lots of other fun and games and a sneak

preview of tonight’s episode!

If you want to be in the live studio audience or you

have a secret talent call the studio hot line at

07777775367!




Sporty, sporty ,sporty

Weekly Scores:Barcelona 6-0 Cardiff city: stripes sparkles with her silky skills.

Chelsea 3-1 Man City: Chelsea wrestle off newcomers with set piece hat trick.

Athletico 0-1 Inter Milan: penalty goal saves inters top 5 space.

Liverpool 8-0 Ajax: Liverpool stun Ajax with amazing goals.

Tottenham 3-6 Bayern Munich: Bayern's late comeback kills new team Tottenham.

Real Madrid 2-2 AC Milan: Real give in to the pressure and drop more in the table.

Our Favourite Match:

Bacelona's back heel secured a new record and 3 points in the Euro championshipwith 4 fantastic first half goals whic dampened Cardiff's chances as new comers. But Cardiff

looked like coming back but a penalty and back heel made Barcelona's day. We interviewed

stripes first “ it was an amazing game I really want to up my game this season and I look

like doing so!” Here is black dogs view of the game! “ it was a pity after such a strong start

it looks like fluffy will take over here then again not many win at New Camp so I am

happy!”

Transfer Talk

League Table: Fluffy: Udines to Cardiff £20m1.Liverpool 18

2.Barcelona 12 Black Dog: Cardiff to Athletico £25m

3.Bayern Munich 12

4.Inter Milan 11 Hopper: Wolfs berg to Tottenham £17m

5.Chelsea 10

6.AC Milan 10 Roughy: Valencia to rangers £15 m

7.Lyon 9

8.Benfica 9

9.arsenal 8

10.Panthinikos 8 The Top Three Team Players11.Ajax 8 Liverpool: Crazy Monkey 60m

12.Cardiff city 7 Barcelona: Stripes 50m

13.Rangers 7 Bayern Munich: Elmer 45m

14.Man city 6

15.Tottenham 6 Favourite Sports16.Athletico 5 Rhys: Football & Rugby

17. Man U 1 Jenna: Swimming

Rowan: Rugby & Cycling




Gossip Hotspot!!!So as you all know Rocky and Cookie have just got married but did you know they are now starting

a restaurant! It is an all day restaurant and at night it becomes a posh family dinner! Some peoplehave said that they spent over 2000 warrior coins on the new glass tables and one inside reporter has

confirmed that they really do have glass taps too! We believe that the restaurant is being based on a

ice palace they went to when they were in Scandinavia but this has not yet been proved. All we

know is that we can't wait for it to be open!

Hedgy the young hedgehog was devastated when his young love Sparkle was

taken by Orcs! She went missing about a month ago and Hedgy has finally

accepted that she will not be coming back. When we asked him about the

disappearance he was rude saying he did not wish to talk to us but when we

approached him this week he said that he still loves her but he is ready to move

on with his new life as part of the warrior community. We wish Hedgy the bestof luck at school and we hope in the course of time he will find another to love

just as much as he loved Sparkle.

Last night some of our inside spies caught up with King

Teddy. Guess what he was doing! He was having a wash

apparently he kept going round and round in the washing

machine. he enjoyed the washing machine but a few

spins in the tumble dryer was enough to get Rowan

rescuing him.

AnnouncementsHAVE YOU SEEN HOPPER!

In the early hours of this morning Hopper about 25cm tall ,green and frog

like was reported missing after a night on watch HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

if so please call the police (999) or go straight to a member of the union protection staff. VILGAC INTERFERANCE IS SUSPECTED!

Resistance camp opening 12 noon tomorrow any one in Y3 or above can

join. You will be on watch and you will be trained by the sports academy. You can earn extra

CCF badges and ranking points. You get free lodgings and uniform for the camp and for

school. Sign up now with Traveller Beaver. If a war breaks out you will be recruited to fight.

For your name to be on the 6 form leavers hoodie you must give your name to stripes by

Friday. The names that are missing are:

Black Dog.Peanuts.

Toby.




When The Bell Rings!

Welcome to When The Bell Rings, the place to go if you're in warrior school!

First we wish to say a big congratulations to the new PUPIL OF THE WEEK! Who is Storm! For being kind and looking after a home sick pupil and to top it off he got 100% in a geography test! So

congratulations Storm!

We have 2 new pupils this A Viewing with Prof. Hedgy:

week : Do you like the 6 form?

Plop and Squish Bird. “ I like SOME of the six form

I am happy to say that they but others get on my nerves!”

are settling in nicely. What Is your favourite class

room?

“ I love the one on the 3

rd

floor class 6 I think you can

see the grounds and footy

pitch from it!”

Is your room haunted?

“i don't think so but I know

Master Teddy's is!”

Photo Competition

Well Done Plop! Your picture of Nora was greatand we really loved it! Well done you win a 10

warrior coins gift voucher for WHSmiths!




Weather where you are

Rhys's land: recently in Rhys's land (Bulgaria) there has been almost tropical weather due tothe 30 meter high tidal wave. It devastated all near by houses and extra security was applied.

This tidal wave broke records and the temperature since has been 38 degrees

Celsius!!!!!!!!!!!!! We Interviewed plop who was on the scene “ it was a traumatising

experience I hid with my big sissy squish bird and then about 2 hours later Elmer who was

on patrol found us and took us back to the shelter!” It happened at 7 am and shocked most

however master teddy said openly in a press conference “ I sensed something the same hour

the day before”. Luckily only Whiskers went missing and she still trying to be found today.

It ended at 9am and everything returned to normal. However our secret spies reported that

Traveller beaver minster of defence said to his colleges on the same day “ is it the vilgac?”

we don't know but if we get anything else we will report!Rowan's land: The biggest event of the week was the huge tornado in Argentina. It wiped

out all the settlements so only secret buildings survived. Incredibly everyone walked away

unharmed, but King Teddy bluntly refuses and said in our interview “ it was no doing of

mine” but we are still investigating the situation it started 2 days ago at 9 pm and took thecitizens by major surprise. This devastating event is a record breaking catastrophe !

Jenna's land:In Canada there has been a mass of rain which lead to a flood. In the havoc of it

all, one of the worriers went missing! It was Susan Nibbles' baby boy called Jo Jo!

Fortunately he was found after this tragic event and safely retuned to his mother unharmed!




Do it Kermie's way

Today Me and the Pritchards are at southern coast of France! The weather

is very sunny and sometimes a bit cloudy. We are in a camp site called LA

VIEILLE FERME [ which is in French and is called the old farm]. In the

camp site there is a park and a gym and a swimming pool [which is closed

for maintenance]. It is right by the sea and the city of Cannes and it is a

beautiful location. The plant life here is amazing and it has a dead cat in a

field. Hewy loves it here and his settings powered up!!!!!! But I don't care

about him just because he is in his home town doesn’t mean he is suddenly better than me! This camp-site tops our camp-site charts and after a hard

time in France this is a lovely way to end it! Rhys Rowan and Jenna love it

here and so do all of the Warriors.

I am right under a cool palm tree which Rachel strung a washing line over!

It looks funny now! There are lots of dogs here to which annoys me! I

keep thinking one is going to pee on me like a common lamp post! I am

now going to give you a quiz on how I Kermie like it. to see if you can do

it Kermie's way:

Kermie quiz:

What colour are my stripes?

Gold, Blue and Black

Silver, Black and Green

White, Red and Gold

How many gas rings do I have3

6

4

How many lights are there in the living room?

2

3

4

find the answers in the next issue!

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