the six weirdest and wackiest products of ces 2013
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If you're looking to learn about the latest and greatest innovations in the world of technology that have the potential to change our lives forever, the Consumer Electronics Showcase (CES) in Las Vegas every January is the place to go. And if you want to see the latest products that seem to have no discernible useful purpose and should probably be scrapped, CES is your must-stop as well. To save you the trip to Sin City, we've culled the news wires for the weirdest and wackiest products from CES 2013.TRANSCRIPT
The six weirdest and wackiest products of CES 2013
If you're looking to learn about the latest and
greatest innovations in the world of technology that
have the potential to change our lives forever, the
Consumer Electronics Showcase (CES) in Las Vegas
every January is the place to go.
And if you want to see the latest products that seem
to have no discernible useful purpose and should
probably be scrapped, CES is your must-stop as well.
To save you the trip to Sin City, we've culled the
news wires for the weirdest and wackiest products
from CES 2013.
By Jeff Jedras
Sure, when you're sitting in the coffee shop tapping on your iPhone everyone can see how cool you are, but what about when you put your smartphone in your pocket for the walk to Whole Foods?
With the Delta 415 Wearcom jeans from Alphyn Industries, even when your iPhone is in your pocket people will know just how hip you are.
The $160 jeans (yes, really) have a special pocket on the upper leg with a durable polymer top so you can see and use your smartphone without taking it out of your pocket.
Delta415 Smart Pants
If you're like most office workers, you spend a good
eight hours a day (or more) with your hand on a
computer mouse. The folks at Japan's Art Factory
figure, why not put that time to good use and get a
hand massage while you crunch that spreadsheet?
Their wireless touch mouse, which doesn't look too
dissimilar to the standard Apple design, includes a
massage function, with 10 massage speeds and two
massage patterns.
One problem I see: sure, my right hand will be relaxed,
but what about my left hand?
Massage Mouse
Ever wondered why, when you go shopping for
novelty cat ears, you can’t find a pair that you can
control with your brain waves?
NeuroSky thinks you have, and to save you the
embarrassment of asking they've just gone ahead
and developed the Necomimi BrainWave Cat Ears.
The company claims the ears read your brain waves
and broadcast your emotions. If you're relaxed the
ears drop down, and if you're focused they perk up.
Surely not having to communicate basic emotions to
your loved ones is worth $99.95, no?
Necomimi BrainWave Cat Ears
CTA Digital makes a wide range of tablet accessory products,
including many traditional children's toys that you can stick an
iPad into – iPad not included. But their product that has taken
CES by storm – thankfully, no reports of live demos though – is
the iPotty.
It's exactly what you think it is: a children's training potty, with
a slot to insert an iPod to keep them occupied while they're
learning to do their business.
First of all, if you've tablet-trained your toddler before they're
toilet-trained, well, interesting priorities. Second, is there an
app for that yet?
Finally, a pro-tip: get some handiwipes to sanitize that iPad.
iPotty
I got an electric tooth brush for Christmas – it
vibrates when it's time for me to begin brushing a
different row of teeth. The HAPIfork from HAPIlabs
seems a logical progression – it beeps if I'm
shovelling food into my mouth too quickly.
We do eat too quickly, which is bad for us, so helping
us to slow down isn't a bad idea. I get more sceptical
though with you add a smartphone app to track my
fork usage statistics, track patterns, set goals and so
on.
Dashboarding run amok!
HAPIfork
Tired of always losing your stylus? (Stick with me a moment
and pretend you still use one). Apparently a “Cleveland
Clinic-trained dermatologist” has the answer: Nano Nails.
They appear to be press-on nails that can double as a
smartphone stylus. As a promotional video puts it-- groan--
it's a stylus that's “always at your fingertips.”
How they're different from any other fake nails, we're not
entirely sure. And the appeal would seem to be limited to
just half the population.
Now, if they were somehow Bluetooth-enabled...
Nano Nails