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Page 1: The Senior Voice - May 2009

GhostTown

In NorthernColorado

LongsPeakPioneer

Climbers

OutlawsIn Early

Colorado

Skiing Steamboat

Springs

GhostTown

PoudreCanyon

BearAttack

Mountain Man

Hugh Glass

FirstSettlers

GreeleyIn the 1800s

CoverPicture:

MountainLion

See page 3

VOICEThe Senior

M a y 2 0 0 9Local Attractions • Scenic Places • History • Money • Health • News

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By Ron Rutz, AttorneyLegal Correspondent

Q: Now that I have lost two-thirds ofmy assets in this financial meltdown,what should I do about my estatedocuments?

A: Let’s focus on Wills andLiving Trusts. Take a look at thedistribution provisions in your docu-ments. If you have used percentages,are people receiving what you had inmind or should the percentages beadjusted?

If you have used dollar amounts,does the total of the specific bequestsexceed what is subject to distributionunder the Will? Are your residuarybeneficiaries receiving what you hadin mind?

If the estate is not listed as abeneficiary or if you added jointtenants to asset titles, does theoverall asset distribution patternneed to be better coordinated toreflect the distribution pattern asenvisioned in the Will?

If your total taxable estate(including assets attributable to yourspouse) is under $1 million, and ifyou have a tax Will or a tax LivingTrust, it might be prudent tosimplify the Will or Living Trust.

For those with Wills, considerhaving a four or five page documentand holding everything in jointtenancy with your spouse. Also,name each of you as the other’sbeneficiary. This is simple, easy andinexpensive.

For those of you with tax LivingTrusts, now might be the time tojettison those lengthy and compli-

cated documents and set up standardWills with joint tenancy ownershipand each of you as the other’s bene-ficiary.

You might also consider that theevents over the last year might besomewhat of an unfortunate wake-upcall. For example, do not gift assetsthat you might need in the future. Infact, some people are now trying toget the gifts returned to them.

Do not tie up assets for the sakeof an income flow, which sacrificethe ability to tap the underlyingamounts.

Shore up your financial paper-work. If loans have been made tochildren, then execute promissorynotes. If advances to children havebeen distributed, which affects theirfuture inheritances, then documentsneed to be adjusted reflecting thatsome beneficiaries received part oftheir inheritance early.

The estate assets list that youmade to help your PersonalRepresentative locate assets needs tobe adjusted to show the change in theassets with current values noted.

Finally, it might be prudent to lookat your professional team (attorney,CPA, financial planner, broker, etc.)and see if changes are needed. Alsopick a “quarterback” who willoversee the team; pick someone whocan raise red flags and not be taintedwith conflicts of interest.________________Attorney Ron Rutz will answerquestions sent to 2526 RedwingRoad, Suite 180, Fort Collins, CO80526; phone 223-8388; [email protected]. �

Estate PlanningInformation

Health insurance companies chargewomen much higher premiums

for individual policies than men; andthere is little justification for it,according to the National Women’sLaw Center and other groups.

In Columbus, Ohio, a 30-year-oldwoman pays nearly 50 percent morethan a man of the same age forAnthem’s Blue Access Economy plan.In Denver that woman pays 32 percentmore for Humana’s Portrait Plan.

Insurance company executives saywomen typically use more health care

and that actuarial experience justifiesthe higher costs. But MarciaGreenberger with the Women’s LawCenter investigated actuarial data andsaid, “The wide variation in premiumscould not possibly be justified byactuarial principles.”

Insurance executives also saychild-bearing justifies higher costs;but in most cases insurers charge extrafor separate maternity policies.Women still pay more than men dofor policies without maternitycoverage, say investigators. �

Women’s Insurance Higher

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The Senior Voice • May 2009 • 3

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By Bill Lambdin

Colorado and Wyoming have manyghost towns that are fun to

discover when you’re hiking ordriving in the mountains, and they canput you in touch with the regions’colorful past.

These wild and woolly placeswere established over 100 years ago,and they represented the hopes anddreams of the first settlers.

Manhattan was located northwestof Fort Collins near the PoudreCanyon. Nothing remains of this1800s town, but you can reach itslocation four miles north of Rusticalong Road 162 toward Red FeatherLakes. It’s a dirt road, but cars caneasily make it when the road is dry.

Manhattan was never a majormining town, and its boom lasted onlya few years. But when gold was firstdiscovered there in 1886, hundreds ofminers filled this beautiful woodedmeadow.

Manhattan had a hotel, stores,some homes and a saloon called TheAce of Clubs. The saloon was sohastily built that its walls were a littleflimsy. During a fight over a cardgame, one miner fell into a wall andended up outdoors.

The town’s prospectors gave theirmines colorful names like The LittleTipsy, Laugh-a-Lot, and Katy’s Pet.

For a while, Manhattan was socrowded that miners sought sleepingspace on tables in the saloon or anyplace they could get out of theweather.

The Denver Post predicted thetown would be a major mining districtin a story that said, “There is no doubtManhattan is on the eve of a boom.”

It never happened. A post officewas established there in 1887, but thetown was nearly deserted by 1899.

That’s how quickly boom townscame and went in early Colorado.Money disappeared just as fast asminers squandered it on card games orwild schemes they thought wouldmake them rich.

Manhattan had one later claim tofame. Lady Moon once owned a ranchnear there.

She was a poor but good lookingyoung woman named Katie Lawder.She married a young British man,Cecil Moon, who had come to thearea to learn ranching and later inher-ited money and a title from his familyin England.

Katie suddenly found herself beingcalled “Lady Moon.”

She liked it but was hardlyprepared to handle high society. On avisit to England, she took along herhorse and, according to observers,“cut a wide swath” through royalcircles with her Wild West ability to

Manhattan was established in 1886 northwest of Fort Collins. Photo Fort Collins Public Library.

drink, cuss and raise more than a littlehell.

The frontier life at Manhattan isgone now, and the old log cabins havecrumbled. But you can still find thetown’s location. And if you listen withimagination in the peaceful stillness ofthe valley, you can hear the cries ofjoy and sorrow that once echoedthrough this place.________________COVER PICTURE: A mountain lion,taken by professional photographerAndy Marquez. He has a photo artgallery at Cherry Creek North inDenver, 2445 E. 3rd Avenue, Unit 3.His gallery was named the “BestGallery” in Denver in a Channel 7television poll. He is celebrating 25years in business this month.

Andy sells his large-print photo-graphs at his gallery plus hard-covercoffee-table books of photographs hehas taken. The book titles are“Colorado: A Breath Away fromHeaven”; “Last Signs of theFrontier”; “Dreams That LastForever”; “The Blue Bubble Lady”;and “Early Signs of Enchantment.”

He has taken photographs in 32countries and on six continents, but hesays his favorite place is Colorado. Helives with his wife near Denver. [email protected]. See hiswebsite at andymarquez.com or call303-797-6040. �

Poudre Canyon Ghost Town

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(Editor’s Note: Greeley historianHazel E. Johnson wrote thefollowing story years ago.)

By Hazel Johnson

AGreeley pioneer with theinitials J.F.H. recalled how the

town was first settled in 1870:“About the middle of May, we

were dumped off the train, ourbaggage thrown after us.

“Some people brought lumber,some teams, others stocks ofmerchandise. Soon Greeley was abusy place with houses going upand ditches being dug.

“It is not an easy matter tohandle a colony. So many men ofdifferent minds bring about muchcontrary pulling and hauling.

“There was plenty of wranglingamong the members of UnionColony during those early days.Once or twice, the colony was neardissolution. Had there been foundthe least dishonesty on the part ofits officers, the colony would havebroken up.

“It was a great day whenHorace Greeley, New YorkTribune editor, made his first visit

to the town named for him. Theentire population turned out to seethe famous journalist.

“His hair was white, his cheeksas peachy as a young girl’s.Intelligence flashed through hisspectacles. The crowd pressedforward, eager to shake his hand.At a reception, he said:

“’Your town is big enough forthe present. Go out and developyour outlying lands. Start manu-facturing; produce something.’He seemed pleased with thetown.

“After Greeley became thecounty seat, most of the houses inEvans were hauled over the hill toGreeley. One morning I countedsix houses looming in sight likeships above the horizon south oftown.

“At first just the rooftopsappeared, then the upper storiesand the houses entirely, and thelong strings of oxen, their driverssaluting the new town withpopping whips.

“I often think of those happydays,” said the pioneer, “when thetown was young, and I was youngand enthusiastic.” �

First Settlers in Greeley

Greeley’s original settlers (the Union Colony pioneers) in an 1898 photo. Hazel Johnson Collection.

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By Michael Hollis, DirectorSocial Security, Greeley

This Mother’s Day is the besttime to help your mother save an

average of $3,900 a year on herprescription drug costs.

Here’s how. If your mother iscovered by Medicare and haslimited income and resources, shemay be eligible for extra help fromSocial Security to pay part of hermonthly premiums, annualdeductibles and prescription co-payments. The extra help is worthan average of $3,900 a year.

To figure out whether yourmother is eligible, Social Securityneeds to know her income and thevalue of her savings, investmentsand real estate (other than the homeshe lives in). To qualify for the extrahelp, she must be receivingMedicare and also have:

Income limited to $16,245 for anindividual or $21, 855 for a marriedcouple living together. Even if herannual income is higher, she stillmay be able to get some help. Someexamples where income may be

Save on Medicare Drugshigher include if she or her husband:

Support other family memberswho live with them; have earningsfrom work; live in Alaska or Hawaii;and have resources of $12,510 foran individual or $25,010 for amarried couple living together.Resources include such things asbank accounts, stocks andbonds. We do not count her house orcar as resources.

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Maybe you can save your mom,or any loved one, an average of$3,900 a year on prescription drugs.In times like these, every dollarcounts. �

Prostate cancer is being over-diag-nosed, and that causes problems for

many men, says a report in the Journalof the National Cancer Institute.

A very high percentage of prostatetumors will grow so slowly that theywill never be life threatening, saidresearchers. And treating those tumorscan led to unnecessary surgery, theresults of which often leave menimpotent and incontinent.

The over-diagnosis is oftenprompted by PSA tests (prostatespecific antigen) that indicate tumors

Treating Prostate Cancerare present. But those tests do notindicate which tumors need treatmentand which do not.

Too many unnecessary surgeries aredone based on PSAs, said researchers inthe Cancer Institute report. Their studyinvolved nearly 77,000 men.

American Cancer Society officialDr. Len Lichtenfeld said the studysuggests that “we are over-diag-nosing prostate cancer.” Otherresearchers have reached similarconclusions, but many say the PSA isstill a valuable test. �

The debate continues over whetherall women should have breast

cancer screenings.Some experts say the screenings

often lead to unnecessary surgery andother treatments for types of breastcancers that would never cause prob-lems. Most experts agree thatscreenings are unable to determinewhich cancers are life threatening andwhich are not.

The situation is similar to the onemen face concerning prostate cancerscreenings. Few women know that

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But the American Cancer Societystill recommends annual screening.So do most other medical societies,though there is less agreement amongresearchers today than in previousyears.

“There is a real trade-off of bene-fits and harms,” Dartmouth MedicalSchool researcher Dr. Lisa Schwartztold the New York Times. “If you getscreened, it’s more likely you’ll havea diagnosis of breast cancer.” �

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Bear Attack in the 1800s(Editor’s Note: Wyoming historianMargaret Laybourn wrote thefollowing story.)

Hugh Glass, a mountain man oflegendary strength and tenacity,

had deserted his nagging wife andtwin sons in the East for a life in thewilderness where he was looked up toby younger adventurers who learnedthe ways of the wild from him.

Two of those young men,Jim Bridger and Tom Fitzpatrick,were favorites of Glass because theywere about the age of his sons.

Working for the army’s expedi-tion to explore the upper MissouriRiver, Glass’s job was to supplymeat for the troops. While hunting,he was attacked by a female grizzlywith two cubs.

The bear knocked his rifle out ofreach and enfolded him in her enor-mous paws. Glass managed to grabhis knife and stab the animal timeafter time. The bear shredded hisback with her claws.

Raking the skin off his scalp, thebear was ready to leave him for deadwhen Glass’ knife found her heartand she fell dead on top of him.

When Glass came to, he foundthat someone had found him andsewn up the wounds in his back andthe skin covering his skull. His painwas excruciating, and he was laidout on the fur of the bear, which hadbeen skinned. Glass’s leg had beenpulled out of its socket and broken.

Somehow he managed to pull hisbody into a nearby creek where helay for hours in the healing water.Pulling himself onto a sandbar hesaw that a shallow grave had beendug for him.

He had been helped, then aban-doned by Bridger and Fitzpatrick.Through amazing endurance, Glasslater managed to crawl nearly 200miles to Fort Kiowa.

His rage at the two men whodeserted him grew with every mile.Revenge was the motivation thatkept him going.

When he reached Fort Kiowathree months later, he was a ghostlyfigure with his shrunken body stillwearing the bearskin. He wasnursed back to health by his Siouxwife, and then he set out to find thelads who had left him.

Bridger and Fitzpatrick managed

to convince him that their own liveswere in danger when they left him.Remembering that he had onceabandoned his own young sons,Glass forgave the lads.

Jim Bridger and Tom Fitzpatricklater went on to become famousmountain men in their own right. �

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Proposed federal legislation wouldrequire drug companies to report

all gifts and payments they make todoctors.

Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa)and Sen. Herb Kohl (D-Wisconsin)are sponsoring the legislationbecause, said Grassley, “the publichas no way to know whether a doctorhas been given money that mightaffect prescribing habits.”

The senators say that in somecases payments to a single doctoramount to well over $100,000 a year.That could encourage some toprescribe expensive drugs whencheaper drugs would work just aswell—or prescribe drugs when theyare inappropriate. The latter has beensuspected in some cases involvingpsychiatric drugs for children.

Drug company representatives saysuch legislation is not needed becausethe Food and Drug Administration(FDA) already regulates pharmaceuti-cals. But the senators point out thatthe FDA does not currently regulateall consulting fees and other paymentsdrug companies make to doctors.

Two states, Minnesota and Vermont,already have laws requiring drugcompanies to report payments, but state

officials say drug companies largelyignore the laws. Other states are consid-ering similar laws, but some analystsquestion whether states have the staffand money to enforce such laws.

The proposed legislation byGrassley and Kohl would be morecomprehensive than those of statesand include even third-party paymentsmade on behalf of drug companies.That can occur when universities areinvolved and money is funneledthrough academic research programsor foundations. In fact, most of themajor problems occur with universityresearchers.

Free drug samples for doctors’offices and financing for clinical trialswould not have to be reported underthe senators’ proposal. But all otherpayments exceeding $25 would haveto be reported, and they would beposted on a web site so the publiccould see which doctors receive largepayments from pharmaceuticals.

People could judge for themselveswhether there might be conflicts ofinterest involving a doctor and a drugcompany. But some analysts think thedrug company lobby is powerfulenough to stop such legislation frompassing. �

Conflicts of Interest

If you have to see a doctor whodoesn’t belong to your insurance

company’s group (is out-of-network),you might get cheated by your insur-ance company.

That’s the conclusion of SenatorJohn D. Rockefeller (D-West Virginia),who said insurance companies arecommitting “outright fraud” by makingpatients pay much more than they shouldfor seeing out-of-network doctors.

Your insurance company will coveronly what it considers “reasonable andusual” fees for such services. That

means the doctor will bill you for thedifference between what he charges andwhat your insurance company pays him.

But insurance companies them-selves determine what is “reasonable”;so they choose a low reimbursementamount, leaving you with a muchhigher bill.

It’s a nationwide practice that hasbeen going on for years. Sen.Rockefeller and others say it’s just oneof many problems caused by havinginsurance companies in charge ofAmerica’s healthcare. �

Health Insurance Fraud?

Some skin creams advertise that theycontain “stem cell technology” that

will restore skin and make women lookyounger—if they want to pay over $100for a tiny amount of the cream.

But that’s nonsense, says dermatolo-gist Dr. Kenneth Beer, a researcher atthe University of Miami. He conductsclinical trials on skin-care products.“There is no conceivable way todaythat stem cells could be delivered in atopical product,” he told the Los

Angeles Times.But it’s a good marketing ploy

because there is so much interest instem cells, he said.

Another waste of money are expen-sive vacuum cleaners that are supposedto get rid of dust mites in your house,said Dr. Peter Gotzsche in an article forthe Cochrane Collaboration.

His team studied 3,000 asthmapatients and said what helps them ismedicine, not vacuum cleaners. �

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The latest research on reducing therisk of stroke says taking statins

such as Lipitor, Crestor and Zocorworks.

A report in the journal LancetNeurology says such drugs lower badcholesterol, and that can reduce therisk of stroke for many people. Otherstudies have reached similar conclu-sions, and this one adds to the beliefthat “there’s a direct relationshipbetween lowering LDL (bad choles-terol) and lowering the risk of stroke,”

said Dr. Jonathan Friedman at TexasA&M College of Medicine.

The researchers also said it’s impor-tant to be aggressive about lowering badcholesterol. “It’s not just a matter ofputting patients at risk for stroke on astatin and considering that a success,but actually being aggressive aboutlowering LDL and monitoring andmaking sure the response is as signifi-cant as you can expect. The amount thatyou lower the LDL actually matters,”said Friedman. �

Lowering the Risk of Stroke

Macular degeneration is a majorcause of blindness in mature

people, but new treatments can reduceits effects for many, says a report inthe Archives of Ophthalmology.

Your risk of having maculardegeneration is greater if a relativehad it, you smoke, have high bloodpressure or are obese. If diagnosedearly, a combination of vitamins andminerals can help (vitamins C, E, betacarotene, zinc and copper).

Also helpful are laser therapy and

anti-VEGF (anti-vascular endothelialgrowth factor). These can help reduceblood vessel leakage in the eyes. Theanti-VEGF usually involves injectionsof the drug avastin in the eye by aretinal specialist. It is not painful, andsometimes just a few injections help agreat deal.

A combination of treatments canreduce the risk of macular degenera-tion by about 34 percent. Researchersestimate that 9 million people currentlyhave the eye disease. �

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When LovelandWas a Farm TownBy Lois Hall

Following the Colorado gold rush,Loveland’s early settlers arrived

in 1859. Many were looking for aplace to settle down and raise fami-lies after making some money frommining in places like Central City.

In 1871 David Barnes bought320 acres at $7 an acre for a wheatfarm. When a railroad companydecided to lay tracks through hisfarm, he deeded 64 acres for a town-site and named it Loveland, after therailroad’s president, WilliamLoveland.

The town grew up around therailroad tracks and depot. At first,some settlers lived in tents. Soon ahotel was built, then a mercantilestore and other business buildings.

In 1884 two of Loveland’s firstsettlers, Frank Bartholf and EdwinAllen, built an opera house, whichserved as the community’s social

center. The first performance at theopera house was a play, “UncleTom’s Cabin.” The local newspaperreported the house was “packedalmost to suffocation.”

In 1898 businessmen formed acommittee to promote locating aGreat Western Sugar factory inLoveland. Local residents viewedthis as an opportunity to make theirtown a major agricultural center andbeet growing area.

A Denver group headed byCharles Boettcher promised to buildthe factory if Loveland residentscould raise $8,000 in cash and guar-antee that at least 3,500 acres wouldbe planted in sugar beets.

The community accepted thechallenge. Farmers signed contractsfor a total of 6,000 acres of beets(more than required), and the townraised the $8,000 cash by auctioningoff the factory’s first 100 pounds ofsugar. One resident paid $325 for

one pound.The opening of the Great

Western Sugar factory in 1891assured the town’s success as afarming center. By the time thefactory closed nearly a century laterin 1985, Loveland had also becomea major tourist center, thanks to its

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In northeast Fort Collins is an earlysettlement called de las tres

Colonies—three colonies calledAndersonville, Buckingham and AltaVista. The first adobe house was builtin Andersonville in 1927 and wasdesignated an historical landmark andHispanic Museum.

John and Inez (Rivera) Romerocame to Colorado over 80 yearsago. Romero built a two-roomhouse made of adobe.

As the couple’s seven childrenarrived, he added two more rooms.The ceilings are very low and ithas wood floors. The family andfour generations lived there from1927 to 2001.

The City of Fort Collinsacquired the property and leased itto the Poudre Landmarks

Foundation, which raised $90,000and received a matching grant forconstruction of a museum. TheRomero House Hispanic Museumis at 425 10th Street. Romero Parkand a street are named for thefamily who worked as fieldlaborers for the sugar factory.

Today the museum has earlyphotos of Hispanic pioneers whosettled northern Colorado plusphotos of the Great Western SugarFactory. And there are exhibits ofthe sugar beet industry. Spanishcelebrations are held there or in thenearby park.

Thanks to Betty Aragon-Mitotes for information and thephoto for this article. Arrangementsfor tours can be made by callingher at 416-9376. �

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By Mary Bucy Ricketson

The taxi driver looked surprised.“Did you say Fall City?”The lady nodded.“But, Ma’am, there’s no one there

now. It’s a ghost town.”She nodded again. She could not

tell this young man that in her heart itwas still alive.

“Those old mountain roads,Ma’am. No one goes there anymore,”said the driver.

“Yes,” she said and smiled,remembering the buckboard on theday of her wedding, John lashing theteam through the foaming creekwater, up past Dead Man’s Point.

The driver saw her smile andlooked at her as though judging thestamina of her years.

“All right,” he said, shaking hishead. “Let’s go.”

The taxi moved forward.“Thank goodness he’s not a talka-

tive young man,” she thought. “Hethinks I’m crazy, but I’m going back.After all these years, I’m going back.”

The thought sang inside her.A few hours later, she climbed

from the taxi to view the valley shehad first seen as a bride.

She stood and breathed deeply,feeling the sweep of the high, cleanair. Mountain peaks she had knownby name peered back at her.

“Fifty years,” they seemed to say.“Why, that was yesterday.”

Small puffs of white clouds wereforming over Great Eagle Peak. Shehad the impulse to climb back into thecab and go away. But she could not.The tendrils of time had woven this trip.

“I shouldn’t be long,” she told thedriver.

“Yes, Ma’am, be careful.”“I’ll be fine,” she assured him.She said it again, aloud to herself,

when she stood in the deserted street.The climb had left her breathless,

her heart pounding. But the words shehad spoken reassured her. She listenedas they echoed through the emptiness.

Then she spoke again.“John,” she said softly. She

waited.She walked slowly along the

rotting board walk, tangled weedsclutching her skirt.

She grasped the rusted spikes of theiron fence enclosing the church wherethey had buried their first born.

It Was a Place in the Heart

School at the old mining town of Gold Hill above Boulder. Colorado Historical Society.Surely the grief would come back

as sharp and clear as it had so manytimes since that cold December day.

But there was only a sadness.She turned at the church, roofless

now with a small pine growing wherethe pulpit had once stood. There wasthe spot where their Susan had beenbaptized, smiling up at the minister.

She must hurry and find the house.But she found only the place

where it had been, a small mound ofcrumbling boards and the large flatstone they had used for a front step.

She sat down on the stone, remem-bering the long summer eveningswhen she and John and Susan had satthere, hearing the roar of the falls andthe rush of Sawmill Creek, watchingthe moon between the mountains.

John would tell stories to Susan andcarve their names deeper into the stone.

“They’ll last forever,” he had said.She signed and smiled, rubbing

her hand over the stone’s surface,brushing away pine needles.

Then she found the names. Mary.John. Susan. She sat running herfingers over the letters, retracing thelines John had made.

A mining town, treeless then, rawand unpainted, mushrooming intobeing for a few short years, not reallybuilt to last.

Men like John had lived and diedhere, wrestling a stubborn earth fortreasure it would not surrender easily.

She looked around. It was almostan ugly place now. But was it everbeautiful?

“Or was it only in my heart, sowarmed by love and happiness?” shethought.

With the happiest years, memoriescut deep and attach themselves tothings, perhaps to things that never

really existed—except in the heart.She would not have time to climb

the hill to the cemetery, but Johnwould understand.

She touched the stone one lasttime and rose. �

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Hospital PatientsNearly one of every 10 hospital

patients gets an infection or issubject to a mistake, according to theJoint Commission that accreditshospitals.

Another agency, the Institute ofMedicine, says at some hospitals apatient is subject to one medicationerror per day on average.

How can you avoid problems whenyou are hospitalized? Be an activepatient, say researchers, not a passivepatient who assumes doctors and staffalways do things right. Here aresuggestions from the federal Agencyfor Healthcare Research and Quality:

Ask what medicines you’regetting and what they are for, espe-cially if a medicine is changed; thiswill remind staff to double check. Besure the staff checks the bar code onyour wrist band or checks your namewhen they give you medicine, toavoid being given the wrong medi-cine or dose.

Try to have a friend or familymember with you all the time ifpossible, especially if you are too sick

to ask questions. Many errors havebeen avoided by a family membersaying something like, “Will youcheck that with the doctor?” This canavoid miscommunication.

Ask everyone who enters yourroom if they have washed their handsif you don’t see them do it before theytouch you—including doctors. Itseems obvious that they would, butstudies show that half of hospital staffand doctors do not. And that’s howsome deadly infections are passed.

If you are going to have surgery,be sure the limb or cutting site onyour body is marked. And ask abouttreatment to avoid blood clots aftersurgery.

Tell the doctors of any herbalsupplements and other medicines youtake; some supplements cause nega-tive reactions with medicines.

Many patients are reluctant toquestion doctors, but they should notbe, say advocates. If the doctor isarrogant or ignores your questions,you should consider changingdoctors. �

Fewer Docs Accept MedicareThe number of doctors who do not

accept Medicare patients isincreasing rapidly, according to theAmerican College of Physicians andother groups.

Doctors do not like Medicarebecause, they say, reimbursements aretoo low and government paperworktoo time consuming. One survey ofMedicare participants found that 30percent of them had difficulty findinga primary care doctor who wouldaccept Medicare. That was up from 24percent a year earlier.

In Texas only 38 percent of theprimary care doctors accept Medicare,according to a survey by the TexasMedical Association.

One option some retirees use is anurgent care center. Most of the 18,000walk-in care centers across thecountry accept Medicare patients. Butyou might have trouble seeing thesame doctor to get consistent care.

One woman in Tucson, Arizona,recently made many phone calls andcould not find an internist who wouldaccept Medicare. �

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the air in your house?No, say some researchers. In

fact, ionic purifiers release ozonethat is a pollutant and potentiallyharmful, says University ofLouisville researcher Dr. JamesSublett.

He is a fellow at the AmericanCollege of Allergy, Asthma andImmunology (ACAAI). He was co-chair of the 2007 ACAAI HealthyIndoor Environment conference.

He told the Los Angeles Times

that allergists “generally don’trecommend” ionic purifiers. Withoutfans, they cannot collect airborneparticles; they don’t remove dust,dander and other irritants from theair. The ozone they emit “is a pollu-tant and an irritant. Even smallamounts are too much,” he said.

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Laughter Is the Best MedicineAman got into a cab, and the driver

said, “You’re timing is perfect.This is the last cab by here tonight.You’re like Frank.”

“Who?” asked the rider.“Frank Feldman. He did every-

thing right, and he was perfect.”“No one is perfect.”“Frank was. He was a great

athlete, could have been a profes-sional golfer and tennis player. Hesang like an opera baritone, dancedlike a Broadway star, and you shouldhave heard him play the piano. Heknew exactly how to make a womanfeel good, and he never made amistake in his life.”

“Wow, what a guy! How did youmeet him?”

“I never met him. He died, and Imarried his widow.”

A man hated his wife and decidedto hire an assassin to get rid of her sohe could collect on her life insurance.

He met with a famous criminalnamed Artie, who said, “I charge$5,000 for a job like that.”

The man opened his wallet, whichhad only a one-dollar bill in it, and hesaid, “That’s all I have. You’ll have towait until I collect the insurance to getthe rest.”

Artie took the dollar and laterfollowed the wife to the supermarket.When he thought she was alone in thevegetable department, he beganchoking her.

A store employee saw what washappening and went after the crim-inal, but Artie tried to choke him too.The police caught the criminal, helater confessed and revealed thewhole story.

The newspaper headline read:“Artie chokes two for a dollar at localsupermarket.”

A farmer was taking a load ofmanure to a field for fertilizer whenhis tractor broke down next to amental hospital.

A patient came out and asked thefarmer, “What’s in the trailer?”

“Manure for my strawberries.”“Gee,” said the patient, “at this

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Attorney: Doctor, how many of yourautopsies have you performed ondead people?Witness: All of them. The live onesput up too much of a fight. �

• In 1932 I found a job that paid ten cents an hour as a pilot in a dairybarn. The farmer handed me a shovel and said, “Pile it!”• Fancy clothes worn by women in Paris are just French dressing.• Dogs have a better sense of smell than humans. They’re welcome to it.�

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