The Power Point The Power Point of Evil Clowns!of Evil Clowns!

By Professer Chris Pooler,By Professer Chris Pooler,

Detective Investigating Evil Detective Investigating Evil ClownsClowns

IntroductionIntroduction

Many people think clowns are joyful Many people think clowns are joyful and funny, just some guys with paint and funny, just some guys with paint smattered on there face. But do they smattered on there face. But do they know…the truth? My name is Chris know…the truth? My name is Chris Pooler, and I am here to Pooler, and I am here to investigate….Evil Clowns!investigate….Evil Clowns!

FactsFacts An Evil Clown is usually nice and happy An Evil Clown is usually nice and happy

looking, just to throw you offlooking, just to throw you off Prefers little children (I’m sorry to inform Prefers little children (I’m sorry to inform

this, I mean not to scare anybody)this, I mean not to scare anybody) Likes dark places (closet, sewer, etc.)Likes dark places (closet, sewer, etc.) Tries to trick you into liking himTries to trick you into liking him Has evil laugh, mostly Has evil laugh, mostly

“HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA!”“HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA!” Ask me for more informationAsk me for more information

What to doWhat to do If you happen to run into a clown, you should:If you happen to run into a clown, you should: Scream till your head hurtsScream till your head hurts Run around in circlesRun around in circles Jump up and down franticallyJump up and down frantically Hit him or Kick himHit him or Kick him Throw acid in his face (may buy some at your Throw acid in his face (may buy some at your

local acid store)local acid store) Speed away and call the copsSpeed away and call the cops Tell your mommyTell your mommy Start crying (hey, he may feel bad about what he Start crying (hey, he may feel bad about what he

did)did)

What What Not Not To Do!To Do!

Have tea with himHave tea with him Listen to what he saysListen to what he says Dance with himDance with him Do nothing to harm himDo nothing to harm him Ask if he likes purple or light blueAsk if he likes purple or light blue Have him eat youHave him eat you Lay on the grass and watch the clouds Lay on the grass and watch the clouds

with himwith him

Most Wanted Evil Clown: ITMost Wanted Evil Clown: IT

Lives in sewersLives in sewers Eats childrenEats children Is a spider Is a spider Wants to kill seven little children for Wants to kill seven little children for

revengerevenge Can only be seen by kidsCan only be seen by kids Probably the most freaky looking Probably the most freaky looking

clownclown

The Most Secret Information The Most Secret Information About Evil ClownsAbout Evil Clowns

The most secret information about The most secret information about clowns are-AHHHHHH! There’s an clowns are-AHHHHHH! There’s an evil clown behind me! I’ll be right ba-evil clown behind me! I’ll be right ba-………..………..

Please Stand By while Chris Please Stand By while Chris Pooler Harshly Beats Up An Pooler Harshly Beats Up An

Evil Clown With His Bare Hands Evil Clown With His Bare Hands In the meantime, Lets watch a slide In the meantime, Lets watch a slide

show called Happy Magee!show called Happy Magee!

HAPPY MAGEE!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY MAGEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Magee is a funny little boy!Happy Magee is a funny little boy! He has almost every child's toy!He has almost every child's toy! He dances all night and sings all day!He dances all night and sings all day! He skips along the beautiful moonlit bay!He skips along the beautiful moonlit bay! And if you see him, you better say “Hi!”And if you see him, you better say “Hi!” For if you do, he’ll give you a PIE!!!!For if you do, he’ll give you a PIE!!!!

Now Back To Chris PoolerNow Back To Chris Pooler

Hey! Thanks For Watching! I have to Hey! Thanks For Watching! I have to go catch this evil clown because he go catch this evil clown because he escaped! BYE!!!!!!escaped! BYE!!!!!!